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good place come', 'fuck', 'know ive met really fit bird shell along minute', 'ok wont mind talking', 'dancing bad bad', 'small talk even worse', 'sorry excuse us moment', 'whats going mean', 'think mean arent talking girls', 'get like words making sounds head dont come', 'well thats easy fix say move mouth say', 'well cant pork anyways cos nicole', 'would nice make connection', 'like tv shows people make connection', 'oh hopeless', 'well dont exactly see charming way knickers', 'danced first time life', 'hard know follow', 'maybe could pretend personality youve got', 'likepretend someone cool', 'thanks simon thank big help', 'yeah actually probably best dont even try', 'going try anything im gon na try hard', 'well league', 'like well well well league', 'girls like league', 'whats point going girls league', 'look imagine league', 'oh god', 'er jay mate think missed toilet', 'saying cant hold drink', 'pissing drink floor', 'still toilet whole rooms toilet', 'neil chuck paper towel', 'ah 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'dont call carli cunt', 'panting', 'enough yet enough yet', 'asked first ah', 'uh something', 'yeah want go get subway', 'meant fight break', 'yeah', 'right come two', 'uh', 'im sick bollocks im going fucking', 'oh youre hard si didnt see', 'come back prick lets go walk', 'dont cry si im crying', 'youre crying dont look like youre crying', 'come see later', 'honestly im done arsehole', 'mean even hang round', 'well yeah obviously wonder times', 'look tough couple days carli thing weird', 'cos fight jay', 'dont leave im leaving', 'aware youre packing suitcase', 'ive never liked youve mates since primary school', 'hes little crybaby poof', 'hair everyone took piss', 'didnt', 'fucking wish', 'bit well course bit', 'butnot enough', 'hes total twat', 'oh thats harsh mate knob hes twat', 'im going sell clothes oh youre breakdown', 'means much dont care anything else', 'get enough money together', 'buy ticket boat party someone', 'somehow whatever costs money need', 'agree money whos going 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