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'told get touch personally im follow', 'exactly standup comic', 'oh working right im working new material', 'well soon start working dont give us call', 'well send someone check act thanks', 'jerry went last night jerry know work', 'yes dont think', 'tape could listen tape oh naturally whatever youd like', 'dont drop tape', 'see jerry would need', 'course nice meeting nice meeting', 'really whats right', 'great', 'see nice talking bye', 'masha rupert hey rupert', 'got ta talk happened last night car', 'talk didnt', 'talked matter fact mustve said something', 'whats gon na say car last night', 'must really loving schmucko supremo last night', 'hold minute im schmuck youre wrong buddy youre wrong', 'hadnt gotten car youd never even chance talk jerry', 'dont wan na cruel front jerrys building', 'god forbid see jerry real relationship', 'fantasy world last night dont even wan na see anymore', 'fine thats way want see care get', 'im giving anything way', 'youre one whos friendly give', 'communication problem need get', 'call', 'youre always bragging broke bread jerry', 'rupert ive done things', 'havent done anything talking', 'howard johnsons', 'bought food bought coffee night night', 'got mind screwed bought coffee', 'never bought anything', 'things money buy', 'time gave spot let get right next jerry', 'waited eight hours went right next crying', 'time gave last album best jerry', 'didnt even ask money cant even pay rent', 'talking live hovel live townhouse', 'cant believe girl', 'got money', 'cant believe long ive friend', 'listened tired stale boring jokes', 'heres quiet', 'take give jerry', 'right last time last time', 'gon na get youre wacko', 'make sure ill know dont know jerry', 'cover waterfront remember', 'people clamoring', 'looking beat scum youre street trash', 'first miss long thank help office passing jerry', 'appreciate know', 'jerry thank listening material', 'opportunity youve given', 'lots people think guys like people whove made', 'lose feeling struggling young talent', 'know experience people cynics', 'embittered failure', 'know jerry human rest us', 'point going know feel', 'lets get show best rupert pupkin', 'jerry ive sketched little outline order save bit time', 'little introduction close eyes imagine exactly', 'youre standing wings hear orchestra strike theme song', 'music playing speakers', 'herlihy speakers new york jerry langford show', 'jerrys guests richard pryor ben gazzara', 'elizabeth ashley carol burnett', 'comedy find year making television debut', 'rupert pupkin new king comedy mother rupert rupert', 'crazy whats matter', 'rupert come mom mother people sleeping lower', 'whats matter mom', 'take easy lower', 'im gon na lower', 'dont mind playing lower', 'come jerry monologue', 'time comes see introducing something like', 'please give warmest welcome newest king comedy', 'rupert pupkin', 'people applauding speakers', 'good evening ladies gentlemen name rupert pupkin', 'born clifton new jersey', 'people laughing speakers', 'anyone clifton', 'fact ones allowed', 'fall certain level', 'cathy mr pipkin pupkin', 'pupkin sorry youll get right one days', 'ill bet tape right', 'got name well listen get back soon', 'thank much jerry finds moment good', 'uh', 'actually try tomorrow might know something otherwise monday', 'monday', 'hmm miss long might wait maybe jerryll find minute', 'cathy youre wasting time wont know tomorrow earliest', 'thats right dont mind im wasting time im glad', 'important really dont mind', 'cathy itll probably monday monday', 'well ill still wait', 'really dont mind okay', 'ill tell dont try tomorrow afternoon sure', 'tomorrow time tomorrow cathy mmhm', 'four thirty four thirty ill thank', 'youre welcome thank jerry', 'okay', 'rupert goodbye', 'goodbye', 'least life every man genius', 'rupe gon na life', 'gon na number times youve got', 'ive heard youve got youre stuck', 'dont care wanted get rid couldnt always gon na', 'know theres formula dont know', 'im curious mind wan na 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right morris please hold', 'jerry could please sign magazine', 'youre wonderful ive watched entire career', 'would say something nephew morris phone hes hospital', 'im sorry im late hope get cancer', 'jerry', 'cant im late', 'horn honking', 'yes sir oh hi', 'hi bad', 'good good im fine', 'help yes id like see jerry please', 'pupkin rupert pupkin', 'mr potkin thats right', 'okay', 'shell minute', 'whos miss long', 'oh well id prefer see jerry', 'miss long take care', 'okay ill wait right', 'surprise rupert show us tonight', 'wed like present someone form weve never presented', 'mystery guest would please welcome mystery guest lets hear', 'audience applauding', 'jerry mystery guest', 'mystery guest', 'let see place think know', 'dont remember dont', 'im george kapp george kapp highschool principal', 'guessed well', 'used fail show hes enemy heh', 'audience laughing', 'deserved oh thank', 'im justice peace', 'perform weddings', 'jerry', 'jerry cant believe', 'believe part surprise', 'would audience like see king comedy marry queen show', 'cant believe dont know say', 'hes much hes much', 'audience cheering applauding', 'playing wagners bridal chorus', 'kapp dearly beloved rupert student clifton high school', 'none us teachers classmates', 'dreamt would amount hill beans', 'wrong rupert right', 'thats tonight entire nation', 'wed like apologize personally', 'beg forgiveness', 'things', 'wed like thank personally us', 'meaning youve given lives', 'please accept warmest wishes rita rupert', 'long successful reign together', 'well back marry right word', 'mr pupkin', 'today im fine', 'good good', 'wan na thank tape listened great interest', 'oh good im glad', 'see lot good things youre', 'think potential im gon na absolutely honest', 'thats way absolutely honest', 'dont think youre ready yet dont think im ready', 'dont feel youre right jerry right jerry mmhm', 'material good oneliners', 'instance strong', 'theyre strong didnt like jokes', 'thats right good take care', 'tell ones dont like problem', 'actually thats great help great', 'think good potential timing excellent', 'keep developing act', 'ought test live situations', 'think thatd good', 'number clubs try', 'start working one give us call well send someone', 'thanks youre welcome byebye', 'thank', 'miss long may ask question speaking jerry', 'yes', 'complete faith judgment well im sorry say', 'tell dont faith judgment', 'im sorry feel way', 'guess theres nothing', 'ill disagree miss long', 'thats privilege mr pupkin', 'would excuse great many things', 'miss long jerry back', 'mr langford wont late afternoon', 'mr pupkin mean say thank stopping', 'mean tell call us start working', 'goodbye goodbye', 'rupert clears throat', 'rupert chuckles', 'anyone else youd like see', 'thats right', 'dont mind waiting', 'reminds man waited long forgot waiting', 'well would mind waiting outside mr pupnick', 'reception area waiting room', 'understand', 'clears throat', 'ask leave yeah wont go', 'whats name rupert pumpkin', 'hi im raymond wirtz charge security langford organization', 'dont go outside talk bag', 'yes im waiting jerry personal', 'well talk outside know hes expecting', 'listen well talk outside please take bag', 'ill explain company policy way okay', 'im pretty sure understand certain rules', 'essential smooth functioning operation right', 'could say listen please okay', 'without rules really wouldnt able function best', 'follow point get point except', 'please mr puffer', 'sir please could say jerry', 'listen checked miss long appointment', 'company policy authorized personnel', 'persons official business organization', 'permitted premises', 'words want leave building', 'masha well get rupert', 'get letter hes okay', 'youre cant favor dont bother', 'give letter ill find somebody else', 'wasnt saw go', 'jerry', 'hes right wan na see thats impossible', 'assured', 'believed mmhm', 'youre naive would expect', 'inexperienced youre chump', 'went course go back', 'assert little bit hes right', 'oh', 'would tell jerry im im sorry hes', 'know would tell im im sorry hes', 'youre putting job line lady hear', 'security', 'cathy mr pupkin', 'mr pupkin', 'mr pupkin', 'get security telephone', 'wirtz goes', 'hold grab arm hold', 'right right right door', 'wouldnt listen huh', 'jerry jerry', 'wirtz nobodys gon na help', 'youre gon na lot explaining', 'wirtz warning krupkin lawyerll calling', 'wirtz make sure gets name right', 'say goodbye guest miss long wait till jerry hears', 'wirtz mention name jerry pupper', 'listen good see face gon na call police', 'thank thank much heh heh', 'terrific suppose got letter', 'ill get later great', 'got thrown building didnt get thrown', 'call didnt', 'excuse wasnt thrown building', 'youre constant embarrassment walked outside', 'cant handle simplest things ill tell something else im going', 'jerry invited weekend great ill go', 'look okay', 'wonderful look right', 'im sure mean', 'look wonderful whats wrong', 'nothing dont think need', 'dont think looks nice looks wonderful', 'hello', 'rupert must jonno uh yes', 'name rupert pupkin rita keane', 'would let jerry know mr langford asked come', 'thought wed drop uninvited weekend', 'rupert rita chuckle', 'come well staying separate rooms blue bag mine', 'mr langfords playing golf', 'yes yes course', 'hope hes finally gon na break hundred', 'perhaps better come back well wait', 'mr langford thats okay well wait', 'thats okay dont mind waiting', 'isnt lovely', 'tables set one', 'like could live', 'mr langford im sorry disturb sir', 'uh whats wrong everythings wrong couple', 'name pumpkin pumpkin yes know name pumpkin', 'didnt tell time wed get', 'didnt time iron details first guests', 'butler wasnt even expecting us', 'jerry important things think tell houseboy', 'really well excuse', 'knows everything knew playing golf everything', 'uh dont know want wan na spend weekend yes', 'better come back hes touching everything hes ruining house', 'im getting heart attack already', 'heres famous one youngest clown world zippo clown day', 'remember one ray charles jerrys special', 'thats famous know', 'heres famous one kid years old', 'someone sent part show knew section', 'thought playing joke jerry shows everyone show', 'ray charles singing stereo take notion', 'rita lets get little life place like funeral parlor', 'jump ocean', 'really turn shouldnt put polite', 'little spin handsome shouldnt dancing', 'little fun never hurt anybody jerry walks', 'hell happy see us good time', 'walks youre friend wont mind', 'aint nobodys business', 'oh one day', 'wonder rest place like', 'well im sure nice', 'rita wouldnt go', 'rita rita rita come', 'dont think good idea', 'rita theyre watching us rita dont think right go upstairs', 'rita please dont go', 'doorbell rings', 'lock clicking', 'would open goddamn door standing eight minutes', 'door jesus', 'jonno gon na call police wait', 'hi jerry hi jerry freshening upstairs', 'rita want meet jerry langford jerry want meet rita keane', 'come dont ashamed attagirl come', 'whats pleasure jerry', 'hot', 'wan na get something nice drink jerry would like jer', 'jer', 'excuse us every day girl like rita meets man like', 'mean part success live', 'golf game good finally break', 'jonno told cook thats right', 'yes really helpful', 'took earlier train wasnt anything else', 'anyway brought work right ready ready set go', 'everybody', 'everybody heh everybody guests jer', 'tell truth getting little hungry', 'know could arrested', 'laughs', 'could us arrested course could us arrested', 'theres way prove belong', 'hes great comes idea hes terrific', 'really never thought', 'set story invite', 'friends throw jail', 'laughing', 'thats terrific thats terrific', 'whats matter lighten lets get work course', 'get', 'walked door mean whats matter', 'get', 'think youre upset im gon na leave material', 'well talk later youve got important things worry', 'well stroll around wait till lunchtime', 'anyone ever tell youre moron', 'know jerry wan na tell something', 'ordinarily wouldnt allow anybody speak way rita', 'since know youre kidding hes real character', 'rupert hes saying wants us go hes saying', 'jerry tell youre saying hes saying', 'call station jonno going rita', 'therell cab five minutes wait gate use', 'going someplace heh', 'jerry', 'say something wrong jerry could chalk inexperience', 'rita', 'stuff right could half hour', 'youd rest afternoon', 'want want plain enough', 'understand clear', 'yeah yeah understand look youre tired thats okay', 'im gon na leave stuff read let know think', 'dont dopey use ears man telling us go', 'telling us go stop', 'mr langford knew nothing tell shes wrong jerry', 'dont even know havent seen years told friends', 'rupert rita', 'feel terrible im humiliated theres anything', 'dont listen works bar wants spoil everything', 'come rupert lets go', 'jerry okay come come come', 'lets go sorry mr langford', 'take things go right take hint jerry', 'want listen stuff minutes asking much', 'yes life okay', 'life thats responsibility', 'tell call told call get rid', 'get rid okay take hint thats right', 'didnt tell wed still steps apartment', 'right made mistake hitler', 'right way youre famous', 'understand see thats guys huh', 'yeah thats', 'reach top way', 'know people like jerry goodbye good luck', 'rupert goodbye', 'jerry jerry wan na say one thing jerry', 'im glad today know cant rely anybody', 'anybody shouldnt rely anybody', 'wan na know something else im gon na work times harder', 'im gon na times famous', 'youre gon na idiots like plaguing life', 'thats right yes come rita wasting time goodbye jerry', 'jonno lock door', 'good mr langford thank', 'looks real', 'thats whole point', 'man whistling', 'rupert masha', 'rupert sure sure im sure looks much like', 'mean doesnt look like', 'god feels like taking forever', 'much longer', 'rupert yeah thats', 'dont go fast masha okay okay', 'rupert stay side youre', 'masha im getting soon get next lane', 'masha okay okay okay', 'rupert yet many people know ill keep going', 'walks crowded areas youd think hed wan na stay away', 'well doesnt wan na alone', 'tell know tell', 'dont get attitude', 'explain know much', 'fill let learn', 'right walks crowded streets feels safe thats', 'thanks telling', 'okay go past stop', 'okay jerry get get im fooling around', 'crazy get jerry get', 'hi jerry', 'tires screech', 'rupert take shes gon na hold gun head', 'dont make false moves id hate anything drastic', 'everything works latest', 'well maybe latest', 'want call producer', 'call bert thomas want call', 'im gon na give phone right', 'get phone ill tell exactly say okay', 'dont dont know say', 'could problem', 'watch eyes jerry im gon na take little bright okay', 'okay', 'jerry yeah', 'mind one dont mind', 'thank', 'masha want one save', 'rupert want one id love one save', 'little bit inconvenient moment thank rupert', 'want one', 'ill take one later', 'theres reason get mad im trying ease tension', 'even though strange situation', 'moments friendship moments sharing whatever', 'okay lets go', 'jerry mean business', 'get phone lets go fun', 'lets go come', 'jerry sighs', 'dialing', 'bert thomas please jerry langford', 'happened hung', 'call hang', 'probably thought gag get time', 'well find strange know', 'typical thats way treat even', 'ill let little secret', 'thats way treated', 'look', 'bert thomas', 'audrey jerry langford get bert thomas phone quickly', 'martino know im busy games today', 'hear said jerry langford get bert thomas', 'im kidding gag serious move', 'dont somebody else like', 'mr langford says urgent', 'tell ill call back im busy', 'martino kid impressionist hes pain neck', 'tell quick', 'im sorry mr thomas insists talking get rid', 'okay ill take', 'martino know better', 'bert said jerry jerry langford im deep trouble', 'youd best pay attention yeah listening uh', 'would give', 'wait minute uh wan na ask something', 'call second cameraman', 'call 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masha', 'rupert take lets go masha oh okay', 'want take cant wear little', 'take please', 'know hes meeting emergency got ta talk', 'youll interrupt im gon na come busting meeting', 'forget calling back im way', 'didnt listen tape asked wasnt hard', 'minutes time listen something worked whole life', 'thats whats behind lets go office well play tape right', 'crazy know would happen went', 'im stupid nobodys calling stupid', 'pulled makes smart', 'know jerry im gon na tell something', 'friendship twoway street', 'know couldnt cared less', 'gon na hold till next shavuoth gon na make decisions', 'gon na knock talking two minutes', 'put sweater bothering huh', 'took one minute long night ahead', 'rupert something say youve got enough say', 'youre driving nuts quiet one goddamn minute let rest', 'gun youre driving crazy', 'shut since walked house', 'house domain', 'jerry guest youre guest youre lucky', 'get change house get head together show tonight', 'dont give little break cant give break shut', 'rupert shut give break listened talk sweater', 'worrying sleeves color say anything', 'didnt make made jerry looks fabulous', 'whose idea anyway wasnt wouldnt even', 'didnt listen tape asked hard', 'im sure understand kind show im mindboggling', 'theres much stuff comes cant keep head clear', 'thats case im wrong', 'youre right im wrong im wrong apologize', 'im human foibles traps', 'show pressure groupies autograph hounds crew', 'incompetents behind scenes think friends', 'youre sure youre gon na tomorrow', 'wonderful pressures make every day glowing radiant day life', 'terrific okay means nothing', 'im wrong spite', 'apologize im sorry', 'accept apology think shake hands well forget whole thing', 'wont press charges two could deep trouble press charges', 'ahh thats easy say jerry jerry mean', 'mean ill go office tell gag', 'theyll understand tell gag theyre gon na buy', 'well put tape listen', 'sit said sit', 'heard said', 'yeah right sudden gun wants friends', 'happens walks 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'hundreds greet yearold comedian author', 'among new agent manager david ball', 'announced king night pupkins bestselling autobiography', 'would appear major motion picture', 'man pupkin said used stay allenwood sharpen material', 'said people weighing number attractive offers', 'looked forward resuming showbusiness career', 'announcer ladies gentlemen man weve waiting', 'waiting', 'would welcome home please televisions brightest new star', 'legendary inspirational one king comedy', 'ladies gentlemen rupert pupkin', 'audience applauding', 'rupert pupkin ladies gentlemen lets hear rupert pupkin', 'wonderful rupert pupkin ladies gentlemen', 'rupert pupkin ladies gentlemen lets hear rupert pupkin', 'wonderful rupert pupkin ladies gentlemen']