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absolutely die', 'even avoid death another find', 'guarantee wont nearly poetic meaningful', 'shes written', 'im sorry', 'nature tragedies harold', 'hero dies story lives forever', 'theres empty seat right wan na sit', 'kay', 'kay', 'many people think ive killed', 'kay many', 'dont know eight', 'kay ive killed eight people counted', 'theyre fictional get', 'harold crick isnt fictional', 'dont isnt fictional penny', 'every book ive ever written ends someone dying every one', 'really nice people', 'book helen schoolteacher', 'killed day summer vacation', 'cruel', 'civil engineer edward', 'one trapped', 'heart attack rush hour', 'killed', 'killed', 'penny killed', 'miss eiffel miss eiffel', 'harold hi', 'finished', 'yeah read one read bus', 'lovely', 'like part guitars', 'well thanks thanks goo well listen im', 'read loved theres one way end', 'mean dont much background literary anything', 'seems simple enough', 'love book think finish', 'night death', 'harold unsuspectingly went usual business', 'finished outstanding audits', 'made phone calls putting', 'listen program age limit', 'traveled ms pascals', 'made meat loaf chocolate pudding', 'two watched old movies', 'nice enough evening', 'circumstance wouldve seemed commonplace', 'fact thing made night significant', 'morning preceded', 'tell something', 'secret sort', 'tell', 'adore', 'adore', 'tell', 'want listen carefully', 'okay', 'deduct value food give away', 'charitable contribution harold', 'fact amounts youre currently withholding', 'doesnt break tax laws', 'harold point break tax laws', 'wan na make world better place ana', 'think means keeping jail', 'okay', 'okay', 'yeah okay', 'come', 'talk little tax talk ear', 'like much', 'much changed harold past weeks', 'attitude towards work', 'habitual counting', 'love life', 'transmutations harold crick undergone', 'perhaps significant today return work', 'late kronecker bus', 'harold understood', 'wednesday four weeks prior', 'time received fellow commuter', 'fact three full minutes later actual time', 'therefore three full minutes later', 'time watch life previously set', 'worst errors', 'harold set watch incorrect time', 'harold would barely caught kronecker bus', 'would approaching bus stop', 'precisely particular friday', 'excuse', 'harold', 'otherwise ignorable fact', 'unthinkable occurred', 'oh god oh god', 'need everyone stay seated', 'come son', 'happened didnt see fault', 'trying help boy get supervisor', 'dont believe', 'fault though wasnt', 'okay', 'looks likes hes breathing dont think hes breathing', 'oh god', 'come', 'excuse', 'professor hilbert', 'yes', 'hi im karen eiffel', 'believe mutual acquaintance', 'please sit', 'came', 'yes', 'read', 'right', 'yes', 'think perhaps may interested new ending', 'good afternoon', 'oh hi', 'pretty brave thing', 'stepping front bus pretty brave', 'kind stupid pretty brave', 'oh yeah', 'boy okay', 'hes fine scratched', 'oh good', 'okay', 'well youre dead', 'hand looks like cracked head', 'broke three bones leg foot', 'suffered four broken ribs fractured left arm', 'severed artery right shouldve killed minutes', 'amazingly', 'shard metal watch obstructed artery', 'keeping blood loss low enough keep alive', 'pretty cool', 'yeah physical therapy', 'months rest fine', 'well sort werent able remove shard watch', 'arm without risking severe arterial damage', 'youll okay youll piece watch', 'embedded arm rest life', 'youre lucky alive mr crick', 'yeah', 'dr mercator mr crick visitor sure', 'god harold hey', 'im okay right harold', 'im fine', 'harold youre fine', 'look youre severely injured', 'im fine happened', 'stepped front bus', 'boy push way', 'keep boy getting hit', 'stepped front bus save little boy', 'didnt choice', 'okay', 'great', 'okay bad', 'amazing piece english literature several years', 'okay', 'know', 'think im fine okay', 'doesnt make sense rest book though', 'yet ill rewrite rest', 'assistant said shed go back publisher', 'request time', 'dont know awfully sweet though', 'change book', 'lots reasons', 'realized couldnt', 'hes real', 'book man', 'doesnt know hes die dies', 'man know hes going die dies anyway', 'dies willingly knowing could stop', 'mean isnt type man want keep alive', 'harold took bite bavarian sugar cookie', 'finally felt everything going okay', 'sometimes lose fear despair', 'routine constancy', 'hopelessness tragedy', 'thank god bavarian sugar cookies', 'fortunately arent cookies', 'still find reassurance familiar hand skin', 'kind loving gesture', 'subtle encouragement', 'loving embrace', 'offer comfort', 'mention hospital gurneys', 'nose plugs', 'uneaten danish', 'softspoken secrets', 'fender stratocasters', 'maybe occasional piece fiction', 'must remember things', 'nuances anomalies subtleties', 'assume accessorize days', 'fact much larger nobler cause', 'save lives', 'know idea seems strange', 'also know happens true', 'wristwatch saved harold crick']