The Book of Cheesomancy
The Book of Cheesomancy. By Mistress Brie Kurdstreiner. If you come to this book today, I humbly request you to consider that the Wild Art of Cheese Magic is no laughing matter. Yes indeed, for while one might amuse themselves at the conjuration of fermented milk through the Veil, curds can be a most dangerous tool. A Cheezard can, of course, bludgeon his enemies with a young and vigorous wheel of Waterdhavian, but those of more subtle inclinations will learn the benefit of destroying their enemies' standing with a curse of Blue Cheese sweat. When learning the Arts, one must be able to imagine a delightful Runny Luiren and Cider pairing, as well as the gassy agony of the lactose intolerants.