Don't Swallow the Specimen
[In his third work Don't Swallow the Specimen Even If You Have Just Had An Overspiced Curry And It Looks Like It Might Help, Professor Olimuncle Shrewsburry lays out in languid detail his experiences cataloguing the many plants and mushrooms he encountered across the mischievous twilit forests of the Feywild. He reports the fact that Weavemoss common to the Sword Coast has its origins in the Feywild, which explains its tendency to germinate near sources of magic on Toril; the properties of the Acorn Truffle when carefully inculcated into the Alchemy process (i.e. it can be used for a potion that allows the drinkers to speak to animals); and many more things besides over the stretch of... now that's simply ridiculous. Six-thousand pages?