Songs for Sailors, Soldiers, and Sirens
The Drunken Dwarf Em The dwarf drank once, and she beat the drum D The dwarf drank twice, and her lips went numb, The dwarf drank thrice, and she smashed her thumb, D | Em Hey-eye-diddle-eye-aye! The elf drank once, and he started moaning The elf drank twice, and his mind went roaming The elf drank thrice, and his mouth was foaming, Hey-eye-didle-eye-aye! Salty Dick the Sailor C I met him in the Elfsong F | C He had but one black eye And there he slept until he wept Gm7 | C And drained his vessel dry. He bolted to attention I saluted him in kind One lucky stroke, I shared a smoke And paid him no more mind. Love Requited Gm | Cm | Gm After some ales, alas and alck Gm | D | Gm Your eye falls upon one who won't glance back - D | D7 | G A pretty priest of Tyr. G | C | G Have heart, my friend, C | D7 | G I know it too well. Cm | Gm But tell them these few words, Cm | A7♭5 | D It works like a spell... Gm 'I'm a Paladin of Sune! A Warrior of love! C | Gm There's no better lover In all the planes above! And my act of devotion, My vow to my goddess: Both of us, in motion.'