Warming the Melancholy Heart
[A self-help book, purporting to help those suffering from melancholia.] What of sadness, dear reader, that assails you without rhyme or reason? What if the sunniest of days can become smothered in gloom, with no end in sight? The remedy may seem non-existent, but it is not so. No heart that beats is a stranger to that which gives it joy - you must seek it out however you can. Music can lift moods as easily as flame can melt ice. [The book continues on at great length, suggesting treatments pioneered by the House of Grief may help, should self-improvement fail.]