Don't Prod the Specimen
[In his second work Don't Prod the Specimen, Professor Olimuncle Shrewsburry lays out in languid detail his experiences cataloguing the many plants and mushrooms he encountered in the weird bioluminous canverns of the Underdark. He propounds the bambozzling properties of the Timmask Spore; the luminosity of the Nightlight mushroom; the rarity of the Sussur Tree; preponderance of the charming myconid folk, who are sentient fungi; and much more for...  golly gosh gumdrops, three-thousand pages, and not including appendices.]