Volo's Guide to Baldur's Gate (Signed)
For my adventuresome muse - Our fates are bound, my wisdom vast, I dearly hope our kinship lasts! Deepest affections, Volothamp Geddarm Poet Artist Savant etc. [A poorly drawn map of a city is captioned in flamboyant script:] What follows is the most thorough and accurate account of the city and people of Baldur's Gate, the sordid gem of the Sword Coast. -- [An editor's note in crimson ink follows:] V - This volume is startlingly accurate, save for the nonsense about the Black Dragon Gate. It is NOT alive, no matter how many vagrant hags claim otherwise. Commission someone else to draw the map. E