Funerary Jar Form and Function
[The upper part of this parchment describes the necromantic ritual spells employed to inhere portions of a creature's spirit within its extracted organs, and then sealing these spirit-infused organs inside funerary urns and hiding them to preserve the life force contained therein.] [The bottom of the parchment is crossed by a scrawl of crooked letters that decipher as follows.] A brilliant idea, but not an idea of genius such as the concept it inspires in me! Where better to hide such precious treasure than inside the animated body of a guardian who doesn't even know it's there?