Reconciling the Jealous Heart
[A self-help tome, claiming to help those prone to jealousy.] Do you covet what others have, while neglecting what you already lay claim to? Does your desire for more curdle into a mire of self-pity? You must prise yourself from the fetid swamp of jealousy, before it drowns you. Think not of what others have, but what they do not have. There is joy to be found in helping others. Joy - and perhaps salvation also. [The book continues on at great length, suggesting treatments pioneered by the House of Grief may help, should self-improvement fail.]