Gnomefather
[The introduction of Gnomefather reads like this:] Most splendiferous, gregarious, and overall duplicitous of Gods (especially for the gnomes who embody those attributes quite cheerfully) is Garl Glittergold. A favourite phrase deployed at gnomish parties and suppers comes from Garl's reply to the mad prophet Osterfeld, who promised Garl the moon, the sun, and all the glinting stars if he could only answer three riddles. To which Garl said, 'Pull the other one. It has got bells on.'