• From a stranger admiring your junk to
a homeless hitman, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit
about the creepiest things strangers have
said to us.
I’m Nixxiom – or Danger Dolan – and
today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by AlexDrakeNoReally
Ramona
A few weeks after giving birth to her first
child Ramona really needed to get out of the
house.
She went for a walk and decided she should
grab a quick coffee.
While she was waiting in line the man in front
of her suddenly turned around and looked at
her.
He leaned in, sniffed the air around her and
whispered, “I can smell your milk…”
At that point Ramona decided to just make
coffee at home…
Number 9 was submitted by Pingulikesbananas
Honeybits
HoneyBits went to school with a boy who didn’t
talk much.
Since he was always by himself HoneyBits wondered
if he was sad.
One day during a class field trip she decided
to sit next to him on the bus and see if she
could start a conversation.
Instead of a normal response, the weird loner
boy leaned over and whispered in her ear,
“Have you ever watched something die?
I have…
It’s amazing…”
HoneyBits immediately changed seats and never
tried to speak to the boy again.
Number 8 was submitted by _im_goin_in_ Hellbent
One time Hellbent went to a public bathroom
to take a leak.
As he stood there at the urinal an old guy
came in and stood right next to him.
The old guy looked over at Hellbent and said,
“Mm…
That’s so nice...
Even after seeing it twenty-seven times I
can’t help but be impressed…”
That was the fastest Hellbent has ever peed
in his life…
Number 7 was submitted by SheWhoLovesToDraw
Pandora
When Pandora was twelve she went into a store
that sold mystical items like crystals, potions
and tarot cards.
The owner of the store claimed to be psychic
and stared at Pandora as she looked around.
When Pandora was leaving the psychic woman
put her hand on her shoulder and said: “Your
sister is always with you…”
Pandora didn’t have a sister so she laughed
and thought, ‘Yeah, right.
What a phony!’
A few years later during an intense conversation,
Pandora’s mom accidentally let it slip that
Pandora did have a sister once – a twin
who’d died in the womb!
Pandora got a chill down her spine when she
realized the psychic had been right all along…
Number 6 was submitted by Typhoon_62 Grgak
One morning when Grgak was fourteen, he went
to the nearby bus stop to catch a ride to
school.
While he was waiting a really rough-looking
hooker came over and sat next to him.
She was wearing the shortest skirt imaginable
– even though it was the middle of winter!
She looked at Grgak and asked for the time.
Grgak answered: “Six…” but this confused
her even more!
She asked if he meant AM or PM, and Grgak
explained that it was six in the morning.
They waited for awhile in silence.
Then the hooker told Grgak she was cold and
asked if she could have his pants.
It was the most eventful wait for the bus
Grgak has ever had…
Number 5 was submitted by Canarandimanat3onum
Melissa
When Melissa was nine she used to play hide
and seek with her friend outside her friend’s
mom’s liquor store.
One time, while her friend was counting, Melissa
decided to hide in a nearby alley.
While she was in there a young homeless woman
came out from behind a dumpster.
The homeless woman creepily said, “Hey kid,
do you want anyone to disappear… forever?
I’d be glad to help…”
Melissa raced inside to tell her mom and together
they called the cops.
The homeless lady was gone but she’d left
a note that said: I’ll come back for you…
Number 4 was submitted by Conveniently_So
Zaraganba
When Zaraganba was younger he worked in a
dead-end retail job where he saw a lot of
weird customers.
But by far the creepiest was a seemingly sweet
old lady who came in to buy a new toaster.
When she got to the counter, she looked Zaraganba
in the eyes and was totally transfixed.
Zaraganba said, “That’ll be $60, thanks”
but the old lady didn’t hear him.
Instead she said: “You have a friendly smile…
It reminds me of my grandson’s smile…
before he was killed.”
Zaraganba laughed nervously and tried to process
the sale as quickly as possible.
He decided not to try and sell her the extended
warranty…
Number 3 was submitted by Oarrrkward GhostToast
Late one night, GhostToast and his friends
had the munchies so they decided to grab something
from McDonald’s all-night drive-thru.
As they placed their order, GhostToast thought
the employee’s voice coming through the
speaker sounded a bit creepy…
They drove to the pickup counter and finally
saw the guy they’d been speaking to.
He had greasy red hair, bags under his eyes
and was twitching like he was on drugs.
He handed them their food and said in the
creepiest voice ever, “Enjoy the mayonnaise…”
GhostToast couldn’t bring himself to eat
the food – just in case the weird employee
had added his own secret sauce.
Number 2 was submitted by harajuku_gurl Doopie
Once Doopie was taking a nice afternoon stroll
around the neighbourhood.
She noticed a woman across the street looking
at her but didn’t think much about it.
A few minutes later, the woman had crossed
the road and was power walking to catch up
to Doopie.
When she caught her, she tapped Doopie on
the shoulder and enthusiastically said, “You
know, I think your hair would look wonderful
on my wig stand!”
Doopie didn’t know what to say to that!
She’s sure it was meant to be an innocent
comment, but the woman’s enthusiasm and
the fact that she crossed the street just
to say 
it 
creeped 
her out.
