ALEX JONES HAS DONE SOMETHING
I'M NOT SURE HE IS EVER DONE
BEFORE.
I KNOW HE HAS A LOT OF
MOMENTS WHERE HE SAYS EXCUSE ME,
I'M TRYING TO CALM DOWN, BUT GET
A LOAD OF THIS.
THE NEW YORK
TIMES REPORTS --
>>WOW.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT
WASN'T POSSIBLE.
OKAY.
NOW, THE
OWNER OF THAT STORE 
IS ALEFANTIS
--
>>WHEN THEY ASKED WHERE HE GOT
THIS INFORMATION, OF COURSE HE
SAID HE WATCHES ALEX JONES.
ALTHOUGH HE SAID HE DOES FLY OFF
THE HANDLE SOMETIMES.
THE GUY
WHO CAME INTO THE PIZZA SHOP AND
FIRED A WEAPON THANKS ALEX JONES
GOES OFF TOO MUCH.
AND THERE IS
A LOT OF TRUTH TO THAT, AS YOU
WILL SEE.
BUT FIRST LET ME BE
FAIR AND SHOW YOU ALEX'S
HEARTFELT APOLOGY, THEN I WILL
TELL YOU WHY HE IN FACT MADE
THAT APOLOGY, AND WHO HE
ACTUALLY IS.
>>I WILL READ TO YOU FROM A
STATEMENT THAT IS ALSO POSTED TO
INFOWARS.COM THAT I WROTE
YESTERDAY --
>>HMM.
MAYBE ALEX'S BOLDEST LIE
EVER, WHEN HE SAID I'M GOING TO
READ FROM A STATEMENT THAT I
WROTE EARLIER.
REALLY, ALEX?
THAT WASN'T YOUR LAWYER, ALEX,
TELLING YOU YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET
SUED FOR YOUR LIFE AND THEY WILL
TAKE EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT,
BECAUSE FINALLY SOMEONE CARED TO
DEBUNK ONE OF YOUR CONSPIRACIES?
NO, I HAPPENED TO WRITE THIS
FULL OF LEGAL JARGON JUST A
WHILE AGO, AND SINCE IT IS SO
HEARTFELT I WILL READ IT TO YOU
AS OUR LAWYERS DEMANDED.
I MEAN, AS I SINCERELY BELIEVE.
LET ME SHOW YOU THE REAL ALEX
JONES.
>>WE ARE UNDER ATTACK.
EVERYBODY
IS UNDER ATTACK.
THE ELITE HATE
TRUMP.
IF HE IS A PSY-OP HE'S
THE MOST SOPHISTICATED ONE I
EVER SAW, AND EVEN IF HE IS HE'S
A REVELATION OF THE AWAKENING
AND THEY HAVE TO PULL THIS TRICK
TO DIVERT US.
DOESN'T MATTER,
IT'S PART OF THE AWAKENING.
HUMANITY HAS TO GET OFF WORLD,
WE NEED ACCESS TO THE LIFE
EXTENSION TECHNOLOGIES, TALK
ABOUT DISCRIMINATION, FORGET
SKIN COLOR, I WANT THE ADVANCED
LIFE EXTENSION.
I WANT TO GO TO
SPACE, I WANT TO SEE
INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL, I WANT
WHAT GOD PROMISED US AND I WON'T
SIT HERE AND WATCH SATAN STEAL
IT.
THAT'S THE FIGHT, THAT'S THE
KEY, THAT'S EVERYTHING.
>>THAT'S THE REAL ALEX JONES.
NO
LAWYER WROTE THAT ONE.
NO LAWYER
WROTE, I WANT 
TO GO TO SPACE.
WE'VE GOT TO GET OFF WORLD.
OH,
ALEX, DID ONE OF YOUR LIES CATCH
UP TO YOU?
THAT IS A SHAME.
YOU
KNOW ALL THE DIFFERENT
CONSPIRACIES HE PUSHES,
INCLUDING THAT SANDY HOOK WAS A
HOAX -- GOD, HE IS SO
DESPICABLE.
LET ME QUOTE FROM
THE NEW YORK TIMES TO GIVE YOU
SOME BACKGROUND ON WHAT HIS
LAWYER WAS WARNING HIM ABOUT --
>>IN OTHER WORDS, A LOT OF
MONEY HAS BEEN SPENT, THAT MONEY
HAD TO BE SPENT BECAUSE ALEX
JONES SPREAD ALL THESE
CONSPIRACY THEORIES THROUGHOUT
THE INTERNET AND PEOPLE STARTED
TO ACT ON THOSE THEORIES.
SO
WHEN YOU HAVE THAT MEETING WITH
YOUR LAWYER, THEY GO THAT'S A
BAD IDEA, ALEX, SOMEBODY MIGHT
THINK YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THAT.
AND JAMES ALEFANTIS HIMSELF SAYS
--
>>OKAY.
IN OTHER WORDS, THERE IS
A LOT OF DAMAGES I COULD GET IN
A LAWSUIT.
AND HE IS RIGHT ABOUT
THAT, AND BOY, HAS HE
UNFORTUNATELY EARNED IT.
HE
DIDN'T ASK FOR IT, IT WAS
VISITED UPON HIM BY PEOPLE LIKE
ALEX JONES, SO THAT'S WHY TODAY
ALEX JONES HAS TO BACKPEDAL.
HEY, ALL YOU CONSPIRACY
THEORISTS WHO LOVE ALEC JONES
AND THINK HE IS SO STRONG AND
WILL NEVER BACK DOWN, HE WILL
ALWAYS GET THE POWERFUL -- WHAT
HAPPENED TODAY?
UNLESS THIS
APOLOGY ITSELF WAS A FALSE FLAG
OPERATION.
WHOSE FLAG IS IT?
WHOSE PIZZA IS IT?
HMM. AND BY
THE WAY, IF YOU ARE AN ALEX
JONES ENTHUSIAST, DO YOU NOW
BELIEVE PIZZAGATE, OR NOT
BELIEVE PIZZAGATE.
THEY HAVE TO
BE SO CONFUSED OUT IN SPACE, NOW
THAT THEY HAVE GOTTEN OFF WORLD,
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE
ANYMORE.
OR NOW THAT TRUMP IS
PRESIDENT AND ALEX JONES
SUPPORTS THE PRESIDENT, AND THE
POWERFUL AND THE ELITE, IS HE
PART OF THE ILLUMINATI?
OR HAS
HE BEEN SO BAD, SO GONE OVER TO
THE DARK SIDE, THAT HE IS NOW
PART OF THE ILLUMINAUGHTY?
