With humanity's greed killing off species in droves
I'm being forced to narrate fossil fuels instead
So, please enjoy you pathetic excuse for a species
The earth
daily showered in sunlight and wind in abundance beyond measure
It makes perfect sense humanity would ignore this and instead choose an outdated power source
That requires blowing up an entire mountain to reach it in the first place you tedious affront to the wonder of creation
Dawn and this enormous metal wheel that makes me defecate my own trousers is busy violating
A hillside to get at some pointless rocks that will slowly murder us all you dim-witted
suicidal grubs
the oceans
packed with tremendous potential energy this oil platform harnesses none of that and
Instead bizzy's itself drilling up the oil that will haunt your grandchildren who will blame you for the hellscape
They've inherited you wretched Darwinian mistake
Don't get me wrong
Fossil fuels are the future of humanity
It's just that future will be extremely short soon. The planet will be the province of plants again
plants that managed to
generate all their energy from sunlight as if that weren't some sort of fucking clue or something you
pick
apes but
Don't get too depressed. Here's some of my favorite footage of a baboon butts
