Alright what's going on lads, Mini here and welcome back
to another reddit 50:50 video and I
realized i did another one of these a few days ago
but A: you guys really seemed to enjoy
it and I did sensor the last one a little
bit just to kinda see what people thought of
and everyone was like no we need less
sensors so that's what I'm doing today
and also it's my birthday today so i'm
recording this editing and uploading
today on January seventh so that would be fun
so just before we start I just want to say
thank you to everyone who's wished me
happy birthday some of the fan art and
the praise you guys have given me today
is just absolutely insane so thank you
all so very much but without further a
due so we gonna go brand-new today so last one was submited
of 49 minutes ago is either a box of
dead mice or a box........(of dead mice)
(laughs) this is why i love the internet (laughs more)
for fuck's sake I feel like I just
got cheated on good shit internet
I'm proud of you next one a kitten
getting yelled at by an old man or guy
kicks wall with haaaa no no no, if this guy
actually kicks the wall with a toothpick under
his toenail what where do you have to
position yourself in life to go
you know what fuck it please be a kitten
please be a kitten
(gagging noises)
Oh what did he expect what did you
fucking expect yeah you're a fucking
idiot. pull it pull it!
(weird noises :P) oh its deep as fuck!
ah what the fuck did you expect
did you expect fairies to come out?
or like a genie to pop out saying like I
grant you three wishes if you kick this
wall with a toothpick under your toenail
no fucking people man
first what I love the internet and now I
hate the internet again so we're like
we're like a nice middle ground so far
all right next one
you've got to do with a hole in his face
very nice very nice
or best rapper please be a rapper guy
world's best rapper only 1500 views it's
probably the guy himself who posted this
ay ay yo its your boi Dylan
how sun burnt is Simon Cowell
he's gonna be awful
he's gonna be awful i'm calling it
you are sun burnt as-
Im good thanks
and I hate the internet again remember
we said that by the nice middle ground
gone
that was a really nice connection (giggle)
was either a dude with a whole in his face which
is a loss or the best rapper which is a
loss
there's no winning it like life really
that was really depressing what the fuck? baby playing with a
pug adorable or man eating feces covered
in semen by the vaginal shit i can
already see where this is going
and Oh! I was just listening to system of a
down
fuck yeah that's not really playing
that's more pug reking this child good
shit
ok well there you go pugs are adorable
as fuck sidenote pugs are adorable and i
want one have you seen a pug skull
this is a pug skull and i'm not even
shitting you look look LOOK AT IT! pugs
are adorable but what in the fuck is that
ill bring this up in  another video but i do
believe that a pug was made by a regular
dog running face-first into a wall
its nose getting pushed into his face and
evolution was like you know what fuck it
you'll do 50 50 cats meowing loudly for
food or woman in car with brain matter
scattered everywhere *sigh* :(
cats meowing for food every day every
day every darn day it's gonna be cats
it's gonna be cats it has a 1.8 million
views its the internet I know where this is
going
oh my god there's so much pussy (laughs shamefully)
I'm gonna play in the background
I'm just a person that I don't think
before I speak maybe that's why do the
internet for a living ah yes, im not saying
anything but nuts and pussy
we're gonna move swiftly onwards i hope
ye enjoyed that, acrobat get struck 50 feet
during act which sounds awful and his
life going to smash in two or a diluded
personal trainer trying to sell dvds be
a personal trainer be a personal trainer
I'm good thanks i appreciate you Eric Strong
but it's no from me, human tits or cow zit
i can already see this is gonna be a
cow's it, cow zit, causa hey cow's it
going
ok, (gagging noises) no dont!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am uncomfortable!
why is it green. ahhhhhhh. watch it I don't wanna watch
it I don't wanna watch it but you do for the
internet do for the internet
oh my shit if you're a doctor or surgeon
out there maybe you're in school for or
something
I applaud you with all my soul because I
could- Dont squeeze it!
(noises?) fUUUK no no no no no where's the back
okay yeah if you're if you're at
school for being a doctor surgeon or
a vet or anything like that i can only
applaud you because you're able to do
what I can't do, uuuh bath time ducklings or
bathtime suicide, by your boi rick
james biiiitch 69. this is the only one I'm
not showing i'm going to gently blur the
rest of them but i'm not showing that
i'm not showing that i'm not showing
that no no no no if you wonder what was
it was the second one
alright uh next one hi-data-form mole
Hydatidiform fuck dog being dragged up a  pet shop
aaaaah! wait no where's the gif this is a
gif i will find the gif (epic music?)
no I find it yes there we go here's the
gif the world's laziest dog and then
nah now he knows what's up hes like
please pull me human pull me to
victory and as a human being a good boy
yeah if you're on that slippy ass floor and
I was a dog I would do the same thing
that dog is me dog is life
ball is life we're gonna go for the 200
kilometer an hour crashing in a ninties
car or a special kind of birthday
present so that's not safe for work
id rather not see the 200 kilometre an hour crash
but I kinda wanna see the birthday present
ah
no oh there's no one in it hooooooo
if you're a passenger in that fucking
rippy dippy there bud you are
disintegrated straight-up gone
holy shit okay im kinda glad i saw that one instead hahah
three more to where we were last time so
we got handicapped man fight off an
armed robber or bus driver gets shot
while being robbed :(
alright HANDICAPPED MAN yes we gonna
win today people who wear hoodies are
also the fucking such a stereotype
people wearing hoods are all your bad
guy and then you see things like this
yeah, for a fucking reason!
what the fuck is wrong with this guy
get that mother fucker out of there!
yo, props to that guy in the right (claps) huge
fucking props drive drive motherfucker
drive!
what in the fuck is wrong with that guy
get your knife get the fuck outta here!
go! go, get the fuck out of there! (claps)
yo!
woooo! hahaah! balls of fucking steal you always hear
about things like that, only see it in
movies and you see in person you're like
fuck! two left, dog gets run over or
smiling dog! smiling dog!
yes! we are winning all the things today
maybe its because of my birthday!
people are just like you know what we're
gonna make him a happy birthday mini ok
(dies of laughter :) or not! I hope you have a happy birthday
kill your self, that fucking timing was too good! (still laughing)
uhhh, im okay, that was incredible! the timing
was fucking OH! flawless, yoo one more
man makes deadly snakes bit him a
160 times or failed bottle flip it's
gonna be the bottle flip, why would anybody let
deadly snakes bite him 160 times that's
bullshit, bottle told you! you're pathetic
why does this have 73- (claps)Mother fucker, if you want to
see a bottle flip, let me show you a
fucking bottle flip! can you flip the
water bottles
ladies and gentlemen thisis how you flip a
water bottle
(EPIC MUSIC)
ladies and gentlemen, that is how you bottle flip, if you wanna see that video
ill leave it in the description, good time! well
that was the end of the reddit challenge
thank you guys for tuning in and
watching with me it's been eventful
thank you all again for saying happy
birthday and all the crazy Fan Art and love
you guys have been giving me today it's been
an overwhelming but I appreciate you
guys so much you want to see another
reddit video leave a like, theres another one, link
in the description to the last one which
wasn't too long ago hope you guys have a
great day, lads as always, like
subscribe all that stuff!
i'll see you all in the next one!
(Outro) <3
