*High-five sound effect*
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE,
and welcome to,
"Little-teeny-tiny-little-small nightmares".
This is a game that I've had- or I've heard a lot about,
and a lot, a lot, a lot, of people were asking me to play it.
Mainly because,
I played something like Inside,
and Limbo, and I got super into Inside,
and people were all telling me that I should
play this one, because it reminds them of that,
and..
but I've been looking forward to this game
personally myself for a very long time.
It's been uh, it's been high on my radar,
and then it came out, and there was a lot of other games that came out at the same time,
so I'm little late getting to it.
A little late, for a little nightmare - just the smallest of nightmares, though,
not a big one.
Um,
so I'm excited about it. I don't really know,
a whole lot about the game, kinda-
I've seen some screenshots, and some trailers,
and stuff like that, but story-wise I- I don't know,
there's a-, if there is a big story going on I'm
still in the dark which makes me very happy
that it hasn't been spoiled for me yet so...
New game! I will choose an empty slot please,
not one of those full ones.
Pff, fucking hate those FULL SLOTS, they're the worst ones!
What is that?
Hello? Are you a person?
Is that Kubo's mom?
*Eerie music build-up*
*Six Gasps*
Oooohkaay- he!
That was a nice dream...
So...
The first thing that catches your eye,
off the bat, with this game,
is that you're teeny-tiny, maybe that's why it's called
"little nightmares",
maybe because the nightmares aren't little,
they're actually HUGE,
but I'm very little in perspective ways,
so.... it's really cool because there's like,
giants in the game then, compared to you,
and I think I play as a character
called Six. Oh, I have a little lighter!
Kick, kick-kick, kick the can.
No, we won't kick the can just yet,
I- I intend on living for quite a bit longer.
Okay
I like your eerie little atmosphere- oh
that's nice, *inhales* ooooooh them shadows, man!
Right away we're off with the immersive, spooky
little atmosphere. That's freaking cool.
And I can light that, best game.. best game.
*Door creaks*
Okay... Haha, sounded like, it was just like, *horrible screeching noises*.
Maybe someone broke up with this little thing.
Wait how do I- I didn't- I didn't I didn't get buttons.
How do we go through?
Uh... crouch maybe- Ahh, left trigger, of course.
Okay, careful- don't set your jacket on fire,
it's very nice. Looks like it came from JCpenney.
I like this!
I like that there's no explanation for anything. you're just dropped in a pond and then it's like,
"hey, you swim your way out of it."
Hellooo?
It's me, Six.
Ah, see that kind of shit is awesome!
The kind of forced perspective where it's like,
"Oh, we're just going through a normal place",
and then you realize the door I was going through,
was actually just a teeny, tiny, little thing,
and this is the actual scale of everything here.
Like, look at the size of this door.
That's way too big for me!
Can I not do anything with this?
Okay.
Hello?
Why am I carrying you?! Who- What?
Okay, in we go. That's fine, I'll just put you to sleep.
Come on little doll! We're gonna...
We're gonna wash off first.
Oh, I like that- the little pitter-patter of the drops
on my rain jacket.
Oh God! Ohh I broke it!
I'm just going to assume that that was
a thing that had to happen, and that I'm a genius,
and "accidentally'"... broke things.
Psh, actually I did accidentally break something,
why am I even questioning that?
*Chuckle*
Ahh...
Mom said don't jump on the bed,
but that was about my bed, she didn't say anything about the giants bed-
Why am I vibrating?
Oh, my god...
What the fuuuuuuuck?
Oh, Jesus.
Okay...
This took a VERY dark turn...
*Distant scream*
Oooooh, I'm creeped out now!
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, I have to use the chair...
sorry
Wait- Everything looks like it's distorted.
Okay, Game,
I'm into you.
I see what you're getting up ta!
That's fuckin awesome!
Kind of reminds me of the movie Nine,
and I'm called Six...
At least think so.
Can we push?
What's in the fridge?
What was that thing!?!
Something just ran away!
Boots!
Wait- no- I wanna see what the frick was over here...
Hello? Little friend?
Ooh, secrets!
*Sing-song* I've got secrets, yes I do,
I've got secrets, *whisper* how bout you?-
This thing!
Hi!
I can help! look!
Aw, he's adorable!
It's teeny, tiny, little pyramid head!
Whu- hu- hu- at?
Oh God, sorry!
Aw!
Are you gonna follow me?- Oh, he's adorable!
He's got a little shimmy-sham going on- He's got a little swagger...
Okay.
You can stay by the fire if you want.
Or do I need you?
Okay, see you later, new best friend!
That's my new best friend right there.
He was cute. I want to keep him forever.
Mom, can we keep him?-
Too bad, I've already made up my mind.
Yeah, I'm- I'm a huge fan of these types of games,
that just kinda throw you in,
and then there's no dialogue, there's no anything like that.
It's just you make- your brain builds,
as you're playing the game.
It's fascinating.
It's really cool.
*Noise that sounds like "Umner"*
What is that!?! Wha- what are you!?!
Whoa, it's like a leech... I don't know what you are,
But... My brain would tell me to stay,
the F away!
Oh, don't come near me, ya leech!
Sounded like I was calling him a bad name,
but it's literally just like,
don't come here, near me you... HUMAN!
*Fneh* Got em'...
N- ay- God, it's so creepy!
I-iii don't like it, i don't like it, I don't like it!
Ehhh...
Gross.
Groosse!
You're almost same size as me as well, so...
I mean...
That's a lot of blood that you can suck outta me.
Here we go...
Light the little lantern.
Oh, it is a lot like Inside isn't it?
And Limbo, with the stuff hanging from the ceiling.
*Hup!*
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go, good.
*Door closes*
Oh, shit!
That's a good thing right?
*Groans all manly like*
God, I'm so strong!
I don't know if I can read things- Oh, hey!
Aw, you don't need to skitter-skater away!
I'm a friend!
D'oh, Jesus!
Okay, okay. Instant dislike!
Dislike, un-sub.
Oh, no!
Ew, ew! They're everywhere!
Ewww!
Ooo, the black goo!
Jesus!
Go, go, go-
go, go, go-
go, go, go!
Oh, I hate it!
Is this a thing I can do anything with?
Oh, yes!
*Whines*
*Ekch*
Gross.
(In this section, the wind blows occasionaly, making a very creepy noise.)
Okay, why am I tiny?
Like, where am I?
I should note, immediately,
sound design is awesome.
I've talked about that kind of stuff before,
and how I love it *Neh!*
in video games-
Jesus Christ dude, don't scare me like that,
I'm a friend.
Okay, easy does it,
because I can actually fall off this... Um...
But yeah, I'm a huge fan of the sound design already.
Okay, little pitter-patter going on, that's cute.
I'm so small, so I'm terrified of everything.
Oh, it's very dark up here...
*Wind or something howls*
What's that sound?
Well, I know it's the wind but what's that like *Mocks the grumbling sound*
Ahh... Let there be light!
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh- hup!
Haha!
Haha! No, no!
Do I have a way of like, sprinting?
Hmm...
Okay, how do we do you?
Huh...
GoGoGoGoGo! Go Go Go Go Go!
GoGoGoGoGo! HUP!
I can't make it! :(
I got it, I actually can run faster if I hold ah- a different button...
There we go, yeah thanks for telling me NOW.
Go Go Go Go! Go Go Go Go! Indiana Jones that shit!
Yes!
good jorb ( job ).
Eh! Hi! Ughh...
*Laughs*
They're cute but they freak me out! And they're just *mocks jittery walking sound*
And sprinting away from me, you lil freaks.
I didn't mean that- That was mean, sorry.
I feel like, we're kind of in like a submarine,
or a ship.
Is that safe to say?
'cause the whole place feels like it's moving...
And I also have like, ship type doors.
Ohhhhh, that's cool!
What the FUCK?
It was like a giant arm pulling along, like a little cage.
Somebody tried ta... climb out through here.
Ooh, I'm invested, I'm a ve- Okay SOLD!
Bring me up a copy of little nightmares,
because I'm sold!
Aw, I didn't get to see more though...
I didn't get to see more butts.
...Fuck...
Fire? Fire crackle?
Oh it's a little rat- Oh it's scary when the rats are like, the size of you.
imagine just finding a giant rat in real life,
it's walking down the streets,
New York subway,
it's just a fucking rat the size of a train car.
Well that's a bit of an exaggeration but..
that's a lot of toilet paper.
Oh wait, this is the bathroom
*Cringe sound*
*Cringe sound intensifies*
Aww, I can't TP the place? That would've been fun...
Hehe!
Ah, I can look around.
There's newspaper clippings everywhere-
and there's an eyeball symbol everywhere!
How appropriate,
that the septiceye man, would play a game with eyes everywhere.
Close this door,
I don't want anyone to see me poo.
See, there was a secret.
I closed the door.
*grunting* So fuckin strong!
Can I reach that with this?
HUP! Yesss!
Oh ,OH, that was something I was supposed to do,
Okay, okay, fit through, fit through!
Do not get electrocuted,
you're way too cute for that!
Okay, this is...
This is freakier than I thought it would be.
Do I have to puzzle this?
Okay, there we go. This is what I was waiting fer.
You guys got swings in your bedroom!?
Swings AND cigarettes? Maaan, tsk, you guys is lucky.
Fuck the train- Oh no! I didn't want to like, wreck it.
*Groan*
Aw, I want to twist it faster.
Okay, let's see if there's anything we can actually,
mess around with in here.
Yeah!
Swing around man.
Have fun.
I dunno if there's anything up here.
Oh, I DON'T need to seesaw my way up.
Ahhh, I get it.
HA!
Whoop!
Do this again.
Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
Oh shit, can I not climb this?
Aw, crap!
Crap, I lost time.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Sprint.
SPRINT!
I'm not gonna make it,
I'm not gonna make it,
I'm not gonna make it!
Damn it!
right okay I don't know if I
actually have to - oh now you're exhausted
okay just relax ah  *panting* its hard work
Ooh a ball :0
hupf!
fun >:D
Hey it actually did it
okay screw everything
screw everything and make a beeline for it
I should be able to make it
fuck, not if I keep running into
blocks like a doof go go go go go go uh
uh ah ah ooh very very closeness
*sighs* wipe the sweat off that brow
that chapter of your life is done
please don't let anything come out of these
okay we made it we conquered that room that room is our bitch
oooh.. oOOHU
ooh I don't like that
what the fuck yee gOGOGOGOGOGO
oh that's creepy
does it petrify the kids?
Oh No
ohhh
what the fuck is going on
in little nightmares' boat town
oh shit do I need something to climb up?
oh wait
I think me has idea
yes me do
what the hell is this place?!
I mean apart from living dread and nightmare but
the hell is going on?
there's little tiny handprints everywhere
oh hello
Hupf!
I don't know what they are but I like doing that, it's fun
see like there's little hands on this
is that signifying something?
there's an eyeball
*as Roz from Monsters Inc* "always watching"
I don't know
Maybe somebody who came before me-
ahh! There's a picture of me on the ground!
that little picture, right in front of me, has a little yellow jacket person on it
okay I don't know if I'm missing stuff either
it feels like I could be
it definitely feels like I'm missing shit
like there's a little dude down there
that I could have helped
maybe- oh god oh
god oh god
oh I'm not dead I'm actually alive
haha hello little friend! are you the one drawing stuff?
aww he's adorable
he's got a tiny little butt, look at his little butt!
hello
imma pick you up
Am i hugging them?
Just go up and like sneak attack hug
I dunno
ok I think I just have to go up again, Hupf!
big swing big swing big jump
ankles of titanium
interesting though oh shit no that's not what I want in my
life right now if I need that in my life
though I'll give you a call (the whole
like jumping backwards thing) for now I
think I'm okay on it
oh Jesus Christ
what the fuck is that!?
ohh, oh hes got the long arms
oh tho-those are what we call feelers
those are what we call the grabbers
oh there's people on the beds
Oh Oh Oh Oh, dislike Oh huge dislike
they look like kids but they look like-
they look like they're way bigger than me
like it's not like I'm a kid in this world
it's like I'm a different creature altogether
or maybe that was just the perspective playing tricks on me
it looked like there was kids in bed and that was like the watcher
What the fuck?!
it was weird
don't break yeah thanks
heh don't break, great
...
'cause it was a grate... man
not appreciated in my time with my humor
yes scurry along you rat bastard
ok
seems like there's hidden stuff
Oh No
you've the squirts don't you oh we're
gonna have to get you to a toilet fast
I know how that feels
I know that what those squirts are like
that's gonna come out of you like like
the River Nile
*cringing at bowel sounds*
see you shouldn't be eating the spicy
Mexican food if you can't handle it
you've got a tiny little stomach
hello
oh yeah what you're eating right now,
in there yeah don-don't eat that
yeah I have first-hand experience what that's like
oh I'm actually just hungry
oh thank you
so they're way taller than I am
Ah, satiated for another day
thank you weary traveler I will go about
my mission now... of something, here shiny light see
hi thank you
that meant a lot
oh they look like
they're suffering too
ow oh god there's a noose there
I should've gone back to see if I could pick up
those panels damn it probably missing
like everything
that's a weird sound that's not the sound you want to hear on a Monday morning
oh geez
I can drag you but to where?
come on little box
you're my box now
you're going to come live with me and we're going to have adventures
okay I actually don't know why I would need that
Hupf!
oh shit
oh don't you dare Nathan Drake on me
another little lampy lamp
I think these are just my save points
light it
duuude this lamp is lit
hupf!
okay that was great
I like what you did but I don't know why
you did it
oh Christ ah god that's not what you want to see
can I push you off?
I don't know like
I don't know where- what my objective is
well-  turn off the electricity here
but I don't know how what I was doing was helping that
Oh climb the chain oh that makes way more sense
this is cool
hupf!
yeah, don't let anyone ever mess with bad ass McYellowJacket
oh shit
Ohhohoh right as I said it, I keep forgetting you can't jump up
oh that was scary
ok do that
and you're gonna go back down right?
oh oh oh no no no back this way please
ok ok ok
ok ok *grunt* fuck no that's a long way down
oh that's so many broken bones
ok made it on this time that's good
here we go all the way across this is good
dooon't bang me me
hupf!
yess
oh that's a lot of electrical sounds
shet (shit) man
open this
there you go
good call good call
that's it's not working for some reason okay maybe it's
not that one maybe that's not the one
for us maybe it's this one maybe that's
not the one for us either
haha you see there's a tier-tier stacked
no climb here you go there's a tiered staggered system going on here that you
need to you need to abide by okay we
need to pull out further
there we go that's what she said huh
then pull you out as far as we can go
that no no you might have screwed the
pooch on that one but it's fine because
look we can fix it see everything's
alright everything's absolutely dandy
that one actually doesn't come out any
further so we're just going to hang on
to this one and who would have thought
were across we're nailing it okay that's
that's not on a timer this time right
that's actually just off
are we back in the other area?
hmm oh jesus oh Jesus the fucking noose
hey little buddy, yay he's free wait wait no
come back okay
he's gone forever now I'm all alone okay
OK well i'm gonna leave this first episode
of little nightmares here, love this
really cool, nice atmosphere, a lot of
intrigue, lot of like, really weird, wacky
stuff going on that kind of makes you
think, um, pretty fun platforming so far the
autosave system is just a bit weird to
checkpoints when you fail something it
bring you way back which I don't feel is
really necessary but I really love the
visual style of it. it's very pretty and
the sound design is really cool so far
so I'm really invested in it and I can't
wait to see what is actually going on
and no-now I just want to play it
nonstop until it's over but for now
thank you guys so much watching this
episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS!!!
and high fives all around
thank you guys and i will see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
*Cool as fuck music plays*
(bumdumdumdum)
(Dodododo)
(hmhmhm, I am everywhere eeeeverywhere!)
Now i'm all sad. I'm just gonna sit here and touch the ground for a while...
