Fascinating man Ernest Hemingway.
I um...
I didn't know a lot about old Hemers
and  then while I was writing this book I
thought a lot about that quote
"The first draft of everything is shit." and I thought to myself
Who are you to tell me my first draft is shit Hemingway?
What'd you ever do that so fucking good?
So I decided to do a bit of research
into Uncle Hemers...
and it was a perfect means of putting off writing my book
and now cuz I know so much about him...
The ghost of Ernest Hemingway.
You're all in here clapping going "ha ha ha ha"
meanwhile a man just fell off the roof
and broke his neck.
Just cut to a guy going...
in the alleyway.
I was just trying to fix the antenna...
wooohhheerrrraaaa
wurrrraaaaaaa!
Room full of people going "ha ha ha" funny noise on the roof
Ummmm, Hemingway, yeah.
So now I know so much about Hemingway
I figure that I can tell you about him
as a means of put off...
putting off reading you my book so
y'know swings and roundabouts me old
muckers, swings and roondaboondles
so I suggest
I'm making up words now... so um... the man on the
roof really just fucking... geed me up
we're all friends now we've been through
a trauma
