(light music)
- Dude, why did we drop here?
There's literally nothing.
- It's vacation time, Tomato.
Time to leave all the stress and the worry
from the battle royale behind
and relax on sweaty sands.
- I don't know, dude.
I see some people duking
it out on the boardwalk.
- Those are bots, Tomato.
Look, these buns gotta get some color.
I'm a medium rare right now.
Going for a well done.
- Whatever, I'm gonna go explore.
- Tell ya what, if you
do get brutally murdered,
I'll buy you an ice cream cone.
(Tomato sighs)
- All right, finally some alone time.
I can finally enjoy my true
passion, treasure hunting.
(machine beeping)
Whoa!
I think I found something.
Oh my God!
I hope nobody died!
- Don't worry, I killed them all!
Turns out, this was a battle royale.
If you look around, you'll
see some enemies now.
In fact, there's that
crazy guy from AFK Arena!
- It is I, Hogan from AFK Arena.
- Yeah, dude.
We know. (grunts)
- AFK is an awesome an exciting RPG.
A classic tale of life and death
where you must unite and fight
with players from all across the globe!
(Hogan grunts)
Find secret rewards and treasures,
perhaps like the one in this here plan.
- Hey, screw you crazy knight,
that's my treasure plane!
- It's got a unique classic art style
and awesome character background stories.
Battle different demons.
One sec, demons!
Come attack these foes!
So download AFK arena now
to fight in this action
packed tale of life and death.
- Okay, I think he's done.
- These sponsors are getting crazy.
- (sighs) A nice getaway at
the Misty Meadows ski lodge.
My kind of vacation.
- Boo, it's boring here.
There's a huge ramp next
to a motorboat outside.
Can we go jump it?
- What?
No, we're gonna hang out inside today.
It's cold out.
- Aw, but Trog gets to play outside.
- What?
Oh my God, get down!
(glass shattering)
My mustache!
- Oh God, I don't know how to build!
Spam buttons!
All right, I'm getting you out of here.
- What?
Put me down.
- No one's gonna make diced
tomatoes out of my friend.
Put him in a southwest salad?
I don't think so.
You!
We need to use your boat.
- What?
No dude, I use this to pick up chicks.
- Wow this guy's a total wiener.
- Next time pass the
vibe check mother(beep).
- Don't worry, Tomato.
I'll sail around the whole
island to find a hospital.
You're gonna be fine. (laughs)
I'm sorry without that mustache,
you just look so stupid.
No!
As God as my witness, I
will respawn you Tomato.
I'll never lose this card.
(water sloshing)
(light orchestral music)
