A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
H, I, J, K, L, M...
Hey, Prince Charles.
The Hindi alphabet.
Kaleen bhaiya,
all of Purvanchal respects you.
They don't
respect me,
they fear me.
But, that's the problem with fear
It doesn't last.
You can barely get it up anyway.
And when you are done, I'm left
panting.
In heat, are you?
Shall I leave you in a brothel?
When will this
tomfoolery of yours end?
Is this how you plan
to run this town?
Just give me one chance
to run Mirzapur, Papa.
I'll make you proud.
In this town, all you need is...
Power
Hello, Aunty.
Your mum's here,
your sister's here...
It'll make it easier for
me to ream everybody at once.
Munna bhaiya!
What, M&$%#@?!
What if you're not there the
next time Munna goes over?
It's risky, no?
And what if the next time Munna bhaiya
comes over,
he doesn't return alive?
That's a risk too, Kaleen bhaiya.
I'm a gangster.
Guns don't scare me
been around them since I was a kid.
How long can you keep
this violence up
I'm gonna rip Mirzapur's a$#
apart.
I want my revenge!
We're not supposed
to wipe out the town,
just scare them into
buying more guns.
At first we didn't have a choice
but now we're enjoying it.
I'll shove that horn up your a%# .
What, are you gonna turn
into a helicopter and fly away?
Can't you see I'm on the phone?!
C#@#. Get going!
Guns for attack,
guns for defence.
We'll turn Mirzapur into
America.
