
Hindi: 
[पैदल चलना]
[भिनभिना]
[चूक]
[क्रैश होने]
[जैकहैमर]
[अलार्म लग रहा है]
[ब्रेक डरावना]
[धमाका]
[संगीत - "यांकी डूडल"]
अरे नहीं!
घोषणा: स्कैनिंग
ग्लोब आप को लाने के लिए
दिन की सबसे बुरी खबर।
यह Slugtone Newsreel है।
समाचार एंकर: कौन
अनुमान लगाया होगा?

English: 
[walking footsteps]
[buzzing]
[slip]
[crashing]
[jackhammer]
[alarm sounding]
[brakes screech]
[thud]
[music - "yankee doodle"]
Oh no!
ANNOUNCER: Scanning the
globe to bring you the very
worst news stories of the day.
It's the Slugtone Newsreel.
NEWS ANCHOR: Who
would've guessed it?

Filipino: 
[paglalakad ng mga yapak]
[buzzing]
[slip]
[pag-crash]
[jackhammer]
[tunog ng alarm]
[preno screech]
[humampas]
[musika - "yankee doodle"]
Oh hindi!
ANNOUNCER: Sine-scan ang
mundo upang dalhin sa iyo ang tunay
pinakapangit na mga balita sa araw.
Ito ang Slugtone Newsreel.
BALITA ANCHOR: Sino
nahulaan ko ba ito?

Spanish: 
[pasos caminando]
[zumbido]
[resbalón]
[estrellarse]
[martillo neumático]
[alarma sonando]
[chirrido de frenos]
[ruido sordo]
[música - "doodle yankee"]
¡Oh no!
LOCUTOR: Escaneando el
globo para traerte el mismísimo
las peores noticias del día.
Es el noticiero Slugtone.
ANCLA DE NOTICIAS: Quién
lo hubiera adivinado?

Filipino: 
Si G. Bill, ang maliit na taong luad
mula sa isang maliit na bayan ng kawalan ng pag-asa,
isinasaalang-alang ang pinakamalaking
mahabang pagbaril sa kasaysayan
ng politika ng Amerika,
nanalo sa Pangulo
halalan sa isang pagguho ng lupa!
Babagsak na!
BALITA ANCHOR: Ang pinakapangit
sa kasaysayan ng Midwest.
Oo, ito ay isang nakakapagod,
masigasig na kampanya,
isa na magiging matagal
naalala sa pagkamit
bagong taas sa pulitika
sining ng pagkalapot.
Ohh!
BALITA ANCHOR: Ngunit ang kaunti
ang tao ay patuloy na tumatalbog,
exerting his hands-on
diskarte sa walang katapusang
mga gawaing kinakailangan para sa isang matagumpay
bid, tulad ng paghalik sa sanggol--
[Ginoo. singil ng bayarin]
--pit-- bulls, at ang
walang tigil na mahabang paglilibot sa bus.
GINOO. BILL: (SINGING)
Row, row, row your boat,
dahan-dahang bumaba sa batis.
Maligayang-- ohh!
[pagpalakpak]
BALITA ANCHOR: Ngunit ang
nagbunga ang pagsusumikap,
bilang Amerikano
public pala
sa mga grupo upang iboto ang kanilang boto
para sa maliit na tao mula sa Kawalan ng pag-asa.
Ngayon ang mga pagdiriwang ay
tapos na, at ang totoong trabaho
nagsisimula para kay Pangulong Bill.
[musika - "hail to the chief"]

Hindi: 
मिस्टर बिल, मिट्टी का छोटा आदमी
देसपायर के एक छोटे से शहर से,
सबसे बड़ा माना जाता है
इतिहास में लंबे शॉट
अमेरिकी राजनीति में,
राष्ट्रपति पद जीत चुके हैं
भूस्खलन में चुनाव!
यह गिरने वाला है!
समाचार एंकर: सबसे खराब
मिडवेस्ट इतिहास में।
हाँ, यह भीषण था,
कठिन लड़ाई अभियान,
एक जो लंबा होगा
प्राप्त करने के लिए याद किया
राजनीतिक में नई ऊंचाइयों
कुतरने की कला।
ओह!
समाचार एंकर: लेकिन थोड़ा
आदमी बस उछलता रहा,
अपने हाथों को बढ़ाते हुए
कभी न खत्म होने वाले दृष्टिकोण
एक सफल के लिए आवश्यक कार्य
बोली, baby-- चुंबन की तरह
[श्री। बिल स्क्वीट्स]
- पिट - बैल, और
लंबे समय तक बस यात्राएं।
श्री। बिल: (गाना)
चलाओ चलाओ चलाओ अपनी नाव,
धीरे से नीचे की ओर।
मेरि- ओह्ह!
[जयकार]
समाचार एंकर: लेकिन
कड़ी मेहनत से भुगतान किया,
अमेरिकी के रूप में
जनता बाहर हो गई
अपना वोट डालने के लिए
देसपायर के छोटे आदमी के लिए।
अब उत्सव हैं
पर, और असली काम
राष्ट्रपति विधेयक के लिए शुरू होता है।
[संगीत - "प्रमुख को जय हो"]

English: 
Mr. Bill, the little clay man
from a little town of Despair,
considered the biggest
long shot in the history
of American politics,
has won the Presidential
election in a landslide!
It's going to fall!
NEWS ANCHOR: The worst
in Midwest history.
Yes, it was a grueling,
hard-fought campaign,
one that will long be
remembered for achieving
new heights in the political
art of mudslinging.
Ohh!
NEWS ANCHOR: But the little
man just kept bouncing back,
exerting his hands-on
approach to the never-ending
tasks necessary for a successful
bid, like kissing the baby--
[mr. bill squeaks]
--pit-- bulls, and the
interminably long bus tours.
MR. BILL: (SINGING)
Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream.
Merrily-- ohh!
[cheering]
NEWS ANCHOR: But the
hard work paid off,
as the American
public turned out
in droves to cast their vote
for the little man from Despair.
Now the celebrations are
over, and the real work
begins for President Bill.
[music - "hail to the chief"]

Spanish: 
Sr. Bill, el hombrecito de arcilla
de un pueblito de desesperación,
considerado el más grande
tiro largo en la historia
de la política estadounidense,
ha ganado la presidencial
elección en un deslizamiento de tierra!
¡Va a caer!
ANCLA DE NOTICIAS: Lo peor
en la historia del Medio Oeste.
Sí, fue agotador
campaña reñida,
uno que será por mucho tiempo
recordado por lograr
nuevas alturas en la política
arte de engañar.
¡Oh!
ANCLA DE NOTICIAS: Pero el pequeño
el hombre siguió recuperándose,
ejerciendo sus manos
acercamiento al interminable
tareas necesarias para un éxito
puja, como besar al bebé
[señor. Bill chilla]
- pit-- toros, y el
recorridos en autobús interminablemente largos.
SEÑOR. BILL: (CANTANDO)
Rema rema Rema tu bote,
suavemente por la corriente.
Alegremente ... ¡ohh!
[aplausos]
PRESENTADOR DE NOTICIAS: Pero el
el trabajo duro valió la pena,
como el americano
público resultó
en masa para emitir su voto
para el hombrecito de Despair.
Ahora las celebraciones son
terminado, y el verdadero trabajo
comienza para el presidente Bill.
[música - "saludo al jefe"]

Spanish: 
Oh chico, que
silla cómoda.
Seguro que es genial
siendo presidente.
¿Eh, Spot?
[spot ladra]
HOMBRE: Diga, Sr.
Presidente, es hora
para firmar algunos proyectos de ley importantes.
¡Oh chico!
¡Hurra!
HOMBRE: Ups.
SEÑOR. BILL: Oh no, el primero
día en el trabajo y tenemos
ya arruinó la alfombra.
HOMBRE: Vaya, tienes razón.
Será mejor que usemos
algún quitamanchas.
[spot ladra]
Oh no, deja a Spot solo.
¡No lo hagas!
[spot ladra]
¡No!
¡Espere!
¡No lo hagas!
¡Detener!
¡Noo!
HOMBRE: Ahí, perfecto.
Y es algo bueno.
Porque tú sabes
lo que siempre dicen.
Uh, el ... "El
Buck se detiene aquí ".
Ahora, ¿qué significa eso?
[gruñidos de dólar]
¡Oh espera!
Oh!
¡Entiendo el punto!
¡No, espera!
¡No lo hagas!
[gruñidos de dólar]
¡Oh!
¡Oh, las espinas!
¡Oh!
HOMBRE: Oh, te veo
encontré el jardín de rosas.
No hay tiempo para oler las rosas
aunque, porque el presidente
del Estado Mayor Conjunto de
Al personal le gustaría discutir
algunos nuevos recortes en defensa.
¿Cortes en defensa?
¡Hurra!
Oh no, se va
ser malo conmigo!
HOMBRE: No, es el general Sluggo.
Y el solo quiere mostrar
tu sus nuevos cortes de Star Wars
No, está bien.
Uh, no tenemos que hacer
cualquier corte en las películas.
No.
¡No!
¡No!
¡No hagas eso!
¡No!
Oh!
[zapping]
¡Oh wow!

Hindi: 
अरे लड़का, क्या ए
आरामदायक कुर्सी।
यह यकीन है कि महान है
राष्ट्रपति होने के नाते।
हुह, स्पॉट?
[स्पॉट बार्क]
आदमी: कहो, मि।
अध्यक्ष महोदय, यह समय है
कुछ महत्वपूर्ण बिलों पर हस्ताक्षर करने के लिए।
ओह यार!
वाह!
MAN: वूप्स।
श्री। बिल: ओह नहीं, पहले
काम पर दिन और हम
पहले से ही गलीचा गड़बड़ कर दिया।
MAN: जी, आप सही कह रहे हैं।
हम बेहतर उपयोग करेंगे
कुछ स्पॉट रिमूवर।
[स्पॉट बार्क]
अरे नहीं, तुम अकेले स्पॉट छोड़ दो।
नहीं करें!
[स्पॉट बार्क]
नहीं!
रुको!
नहीं करें!
रुकें!
नहीं!
MAN: वहाँ, सही।
और यह अच्छी बात है।
क्योंकि आप जानते हैं
वे हमेशा क्या कहते हैं।
उह, - "
हिरन यहाँ रुक जाता है। "
अब उसका मतलब क्या है?
[बक grunt]
अरे रुको!
ओह!
मुझे बात समझ आ गई!
इंतज़ार नही!
नहीं करें!
[बक grunt]
ओह!
ऊँ, काँटे!
ओह!
MAN: ओह, मैं तुम्हें देखता हूँ
गुलाब का बगीचा पाया।
गुलाबों को सूंघने का समय नहीं
हालांकि, चेयरमैन के
के संयुक्त प्रमुखों के
कर्मचारी चर्चा करना चाहेंगे
रक्षा में कुछ नई कटौती।
रक्षा में कटौती?
वाह!
अरे नहीं, वह जा रहा है
मेरे मतलब के लिए!
MAN: नहीं, यह जनरल स्लगगो है।
और वह सिर्फ दिखाना चाहता है
आप अपने नए स्टार वार्स में कटौती करते हैं
उह, नहीं, यह ठीक है।
उह, हमें बनाना नहीं है
फिल्मों में कोई कटौती।
नहीं।
नहीं!
नहीं!
ऐसा मत करो!
नहीं!
ओह!
[Zapping]
अरे वाह!

Filipino: 
Oh bata, ano a
komportable na upuan.
Sigurado itong mahusay
pagiging Presidente.
Ha, Spot?
[spot barks]
LALAKI: Sabihin, Mr.
Pangulo, oras na
upang lumagda sa ilang mahahalagang bayarin.
Oh boy!
Yay!
LALAKI: Aba.
GINOO. BILL: Ay hindi, ang una
araw sa trabaho at mayroon na kami
ginulo na ang basahan.
LALAKI: Gee, tama ka.
Mas mabuting gamitin namin
ilang remover ng lugar.
[spot barks]
Ay hindi, iniiwan mong nag-iisa ang Spot.
Wag na!
[spot barks]
Hindi!
Teka lang!
Wag na!
Tigilan mo na!
Noo!
LALAKI: Ayan, perpekto.
At ito ay isang magandang bagay.
Kasi alam mo
ang lagi nilang sinasabi.
Uh, ang-- "Ang
tumigil dito. "
Ngayon, ano ang ibig sabihin nito?
[buck grunts]
Oh teka!
Oh!
Nakuha ko ang punto!
Hindi, teka!
Wag na!
[buck grunts]
Ohh!
Ooh, ang mga tinik!
Ohh!
LALAKI: O, nakikita kita
natagpuan ang rosas na hardin.
Walang oras upang amuyin ang mga rosas
bagaman, dahil ang Tagapangulo
ng Pinagsamang mga Pinuno ng
Gustong talakayin ng tauhan
ilang mga bagong pagbawas sa pagtatanggol.
Pinutol sa pagtatanggol?
Yay!
Ay hindi, pupunta na siya
maging masama sa akin!
LALAKI: Nah, General Sluggo ito.
At gusto lang niyang magpakita
ikaw ang kanyang bagong pagbawas sa Star Wars
Uh, hindi, OK lang yan.
Uh, hindi namin kailangang gumawa
anumang pagbawas sa mga pelikula.
Hindi.
Hindi!
Hindi!
Huwag gawin iyan!
Hindi!
Oh!
[zapping]
Oh wow!

English: 
Oh boy, what a
comfortable chair.
It sure is great
being President.
Huh, Spot?
[spot barks]
MAN: Say, Mr.
President, it's time
to sign some important bills.
Oh boy!
Yay!
MAN: Whoops.
MR. BILL: Oh no, the first
day on the job and we've
already messed up the rug.
MAN: Gee, you're right.
We'd better use
some spot remover.
[spot barks]
Oh no, you leave Spot alone.
Don't!
[spot barks]
No!
Wait!
Don't!
Stop!
Noo!
MAN: There, perfect.
And it's a good thing.
Because you know
what they always say.
Uh, the-- "The
buck stops here."
Now, what does that mean?
[buck grunts]
Oh wait!
Oh!
I get the point!
No, wait!
Don't!
[buck grunts]
Ohh!
Ooh, the thorns!
Ohh!
MAN: Oh, I see you
found the rose garden.
No time to smell the roses
though, because the Chairman
of the Joint Chiefs of
Staff would like to discuss
some new cuts in defense.
Cuts in defense?
Yay!
Oh no, he's going
to be mean to me!
MAN: Nah, it's General Sluggo.
And he just wants to show
you his new Star Wars cuts
Uh, no, that's OK.
Uh, we don't have to make
any cuts in the films.
No.
No!
No!
Don't do that!
No!
Oh!
[zapping]
Oh wow!

English: 
Wow!
[thuds]
Boy, what a
splitting headache.
Being President is a lot
tougher than I thought.
MAN: You're right,
President Bill,
because there are some
big problems left over
from the last administration.
Like Slugga Hussein.
Oh, no.
So what does he want now?
MAN: He just wants to give us
what we've hoped for all along.
The new peace treaty?
MAN: No, all the oil
you could ever want.
No, don't do that!
Oh!
MAN: Now it's time to go to
the Hill to meet Congress.
Oh boy, Capitol Hill.
Yay!
[marching band music playing]
Gee, I sure hope me
going to the hill
will help clean up Washington.
Well, I hope Congress likes
my new budget proposal.
Hey, and the
Washington Monument.
You know, I once cut down a
cherry tree and lost a a foot.
Oh, and there's the
Jefferson Memorial.
Yeah, I tell ya, Washington
DC is sure a beautiful place.

Spanish: 
¡Guauu!
[golpes]
Chico, que
terrible dolor de cabeza.
Ser presidente es mucho
más duro de lo que pensaba.
HOMBRE: Tienes razón,
Presidente Bill,
porque hay algunos
grandes problemas que quedan
desde la última administración.
Como Slugga Hussein.
Oh no.
Entonces, ¿qué quiere ahora?
HOMBRE: Solo quiere darnos
lo que hemos esperado todo el tiempo.
¿El nuevo tratado de paz?
HOMBRE: No, todo el aceite
que alguna vez podrías querer.
¡No, no hagas eso!
Oh!
HOMBRE: Ahora es el momento de ir a
Hill para reunirse con el Congreso.
Dios mío, Capitol Hill.
¡Hurra!
[sonando música de la banda de música]
Vaya, seguro que espero
yendo a la colina
ayudará a limpiar Washington.
Bueno, espero que al Congreso le guste
mi nueva propuesta de presupuesto.
Hey, y el
Monumento de Washington.
Sabes, una vez corté un
cerezo y perdió un pie.
Oh, y ahí está el
Monumento a Jefferson.
Sí, te lo digo, Washington
DC es sin duda un lugar hermoso.

Filipino: 
Wow!
[kumalabog]
Boy, ano a
paghahati ng sakit ng ulo.
Ang pagiging Presidente ay marami
mas matigas kaysa sa iniisip ko.
LALAKI: Tama ka,
Pangulong Bill,
kasi may ilan
malalaking problema na natira
mula sa huling administrasyon.
Tulad ni Slugga Hussein.
Oh hindi.
Kaya ano ang gusto niya ngayon?
LALAKI: Gusto lang niya kaming ibigay
kung ano ang inaasahan namin para sa lahat ng kasama.
Ang bagong kasunduan sa kapayapaan?
LALAKI: Hindi, lahat ng langis
maaari mong kailanman ginusto
Hindi, huwag gawin iyon!
Oh!
LALAKI: Ngayon na ang oras upang pumunta
ang Burol upang makilala ang Kongreso.
Oh bata, Capitol Hill.
Yay!
[nagmamartsa ng musikang banda]
Gee, sigurado akong umasa ako
pagpunta sa burol
ay makakatulong linisin ang Washington.
Kaya, sana ay magustuhan ng Kongreso
ang aking bagong panukala sa badyet.
Hoy, at ang
Monumento ng Washington.
Alam mo, minsang binawasan ko a
puno ng seresa at nawala ang isang paa.
Oh, at mayroong ang
Jefferson Memorial.
Yeah, sinasabi ko sa iyo, Washington
Ang DC ay sigurado na isang magandang lugar.

Hindi: 
वाह!
[Thuds]
लड़का, क्या ए
भयंकर सिरदर्द।
राष्ट्रपति बनना बहुत कुछ है
जितना मैंने सोचा था उससे भी कठिन।
आदमी: तुम सही हो,
राष्ट्रपति विधेयक,
क्योंकि कुछ हैं
बड़ी समस्याओं को छोड़ दिया
पिछले प्रशासन से।
स्लुग्गा हुसैन की तरह।
अरे नहीं।
तो अब वह क्या चाहता है?
MAN: वह सिर्फ हमें देना चाहता है
हम सभी के लिए आशा व्यक्त की है।
नई शांति संधि?
MAN: नहीं, सभी तेल
आप कभी भी चाह सकते हैं।
नहीं, ऐसा मत करो!
ओह!
MAN: अब यह जाने का समय है
कांग्रेस से मिलने की हिल
ओह बॉय, कैपिटल हिल।
वाह!
[बैंड संगीत बजाना]
जी, मुझे यकीन है कि मुझे उम्मीद है
पहाड़ी पर जा रहा है
वाशिंगटन को साफ करने में मदद करेगा।
मुझे उम्मीद है कि कांग्रेस पसंद करेगी
मेरा नया बजट प्रस्ताव।
अरे, और
वाशिंगटन स्मारक।
तुम्हें पता है, मैंने एक बार काट दिया
चेरी का पेड़ और खोया हुआ पैर।
ओह, और वहाँ है
जेफरसन मेमोरियल।
हाँ, मैं आपको बताता हूँ, वाशिंगटन
डीसी निश्चित रूप से एक सुंदर जगह है।

Spanish: 
HOMBRE: Bueno, aquí estamos
son los Pasos del Capitolio.
¡Oh chico!
¡Los pasos del Capitolio!
¡Oye oye!
HOMBRE: Oye, es el Senado
Líder de la minoría, Sluggo.
SEÑOR. BILL: Oh no.
HOMBRE: Y él quiere que
mira sus revisiones
a su nuevo presupuesto.
- ¡Oh espera!
¡No lo hagas!
¡No lo hagas!
Oh!
Oh!
¿Por qué?
¿Por qué?
Oh!
[suena la campana]
Oh no.
HOMBRE: Vaya, es el receso del Senado.
[niños riendo]
- ¡Oh no!
¡No hagas eso!
¡No lo hagas!
¡Espere! (Gimiendo) ¡Ay!
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
[splat]
¡Ay!
Vaya, presidente Lincoln,
ya sabes, siendo presidente
seguro que es mucho más duro
de lo que jamás pensé.
Pero supongo que alguien
tengo que hacerlo.
Y ... y ya sabes ...
[pitido]
He tomado todo lo que eso significa
los viejos Sluggos me han arrojado,
y todavía estoy de pie.
Si, tal vez todo va
estar bien después de todo.
El cambio es difícil.
Pero las cosas pueden ser diferentes.
Uh, tal vez el bien pueda
triunfar sobre el mal.
Oh.
Oh, espera, no.
Oh!
¡Ay!
HOMBRE: Hasta la próxima.
Adiós.

Filipino: 
LALAKI: Aba, narito tayo
ay ang Mga Hakbang sa kapitolyo.
Oh boy!
Ang Mga Hakbang sa kapitolyo!
Hoy hoy!
LALAKI: Hoy, Senado ito
Pinuno ng Minority, Sluggo.
GINOO. BILL: Ay hindi.
LALAKI: At gusto ka niya
tingnan ang kanyang mga pagbabago
sa bago mong budget.
- Ay teka!
Wag na!
Wag na!
Oh!
Oh!
Bakit?
Bakit?
Oh!
[bell bell]
Oh hindi.
LALAKI: Ay gee, recess na ng Senado.
[tumatawa ang mga bata]
- Oh hindi!
Huwag gawin iyan!
Wag na!
Teka lang! (WINCING) Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
[splat]
Ow!
Gee, Pangulong Lincoln,
alam mo, pagiging Presidente
ay sigurado na mas mahirap
kaysa sa naisip ko.
Ngunit may hulaan ako
nagawa kong gawin ito.
At-- at alam mo--
[beeping]
Kinuha ko ang lahat ng mga ibig sabihin
tinapon ako ng matandang Sluggos,
at nakatayo pa rin ako.
Yeah, siguro nangyayari ang lahat
maging maayos lahat.
Mahirap ang pagbabago.
Ngunit ang mga bagay ay maaaring magkakaiba.
Uh, siguro mahusay na maaari
tagumpay laban sa kasamaan.
Oh
Ay, teka, hindi.
Oh!
Ow!
LALAKI: Magkita tayo sa susunod.
Paalam.

Hindi: 
MAN: ठीक है, यहाँ हम
कैपिटल स्टेप्स हैं।
ओह यार!
कैपिटल स्टेप्स!
अरे, अरे!
MAN: अरे, यह सीनेट है
अल्पसंख्यक नेता, स्लगगो।
श्री। बिल: ओह नहीं।
MAN: और वह आपको चाहता है
उसके संशोधन देखें
अपने नए बजट के लिए।
- अरे रुको!
नहीं करें!
नहीं करें!
ओह!
ओह!
क्यों?
क्यों?
ओह!
[घंटी बजती है]
अरे नहीं।
MAN: ओह जी, यह सीनेट अवकाश है।
[बच्चे हँसते हुए]
- अरे नहीं!
ऐसा मत करो!
नहीं करें!
रुको! (जीतकर) आउ!
ओउ!
ओउ!
[सूचक]
ओउ!
जी, राष्ट्रपति लिंकन,
आप जानते हैं, राष्ट्रपति होने के नाते
यकीन है कि एक बहुत मुश्किल है
जितना मैंने सोचा था।
लेकिन मुझे लगता है कि किसी का
करने के लिए मिल गया।
और - और आपको पता है--
[बीप]
मैंने उन सबका मतलब निकाला है
पुराने स्लगोस मुझ पर फेंक दिए गए हैं,
और मैं अभी भी लंबा खड़ा हूं।
हाँ, शायद सब कुछ चल रहा है
सब ठीक हो जाना।
परिवर्तन कठिन है।
लेकिन चीजें अलग हो सकती हैं।
उह, शायद अच्छा कर सकते हैं
बुराई पर विजय।
ओह।
ओह, रुको, नहीं।
ओह!
ओउ!
MAN: अगली बार मिलते हैं।
अलविदा।

English: 
MAN: Well, here we
are the Capitol Steps.
Oh boy!
The Capitol Steps!
Hey hey!
MAN: Hey, it's Senate
Minority Leader, Sluggo.
MR. BILL: Oh no.
MAN: And he wants you to
look over his revisions
to your new budget.
- Oh wait!
Don't!
Don't!
Oh!
Oh!
Why?
Why?
Oh!
[bell rings]
Oh no.
MAN: Oh gee, it's Senate recess.
[children laughing]
- Oh, no!
Don't do that!
Don't!
Wait! (WINCING) Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
[splat]
Ow!
Gee, President Lincoln,
you know, being President
is sure a lot tougher
than I ever thought.
But I guess someone's
got to do it.
And-- and you know--
[beeping]
I've taken everything those mean
old Sluggos have thrown at me,
and I'm still standing tall.
Yeah, maybe everything's going
to be all right after all.
Change is hard.
But things can be different.
Uh, maybe good can
triumph over evil.
Oh.
Oh, wait, no.
Oh!
Ow!
MAN: See you next time.
Bye bye.

Spanish: 
[música ragtime]
[olas rompiendo, gaviotas graznando]
[se encienden chispas]

Filipino: 
[ragtime music]
[pag-crash ng alon, gulls squawk]
[sparks ignite]

English: 
[ragtime music]
[waves crashing, gulls squawk]
[sparks ignite]

Hindi: 
[रैगटाइम संगीत]
[लहरें दुर्घटनाग्रस्त, गलफड़ों
[स्पार्क्स प्रज्वलित]

Filipino: 
[tugtog ng musika]

English: 
[music playing]

Spanish: 
[Reproduciendo música]

Hindi: 
[संगीत बजाना]

Hindi: 
[आदिवासी ढोल बजाते हुए]
[दूर बढ़ता हुआ]
अर्नेस्ट: मेरा रास्ता धीमा
कांट्जी नदी तक,
मलेरिया से लड़ते हुए,
नदी अंधता
और बर्बर Matabele
योद्धा, मैं, इंडियाना वॉरेल,
आख़िरकार आमने-सामने आए
मेरी खोज के शिखर के साथ।
देवदार के दो-चार मंदिर।
[बकवास]
अरे, लाओ मेरी
वे दो-चार चौके।
ज़रूर।
मैं उन्हें यहां ले आया।
[उपकरण चल रहा है]

Filipino: 
[drums tribal drums]
[malayong ungol]
ERNEST: Sloughing my way
hanggang sa ilog ng Kantezi,
labanan ang malarya,
pagkabulag ng ilog
at ganid na Matabele
mandirigma, ako, Indiana Worrell,
sa wakas ay magkaharap
sa tuktok ng aking pakikipagsapalaran.
Ang dalawa-sa-apat na templo ng pine.
[chatter]
Hoy, dalhin ang aking
yung two-by-fours na yan.
Oo naman
Narito ko sila.
[kagamitan na tumatakbo]

English: 
[tribal drums playing]
[distant growling]
ERNEST: Sloughing my way
up the Kantezi river,
fighting malaria,
river blindness
and savage Matabele
warriors, I, Indiana Worrell,
have at last come face to face
with the pinnacle of my quest.
The two-by-four temple of pine.
[chatter]
Hey, bring my
those two-by-fours.
Sure.
I got 'em here.
[equipment running]

Spanish: 
[tocar tambores tribales]
[gruñido distante]
ERNEST: Desmontando mi camino
por el río Kantezi,
luchando contra la malaria,
ceguera del río
y salvaje Matabele
guerreros, yo, Indiana Worrell,
por fin me he encontrado cara a cara
con el pináculo de mi búsqueda.
El templo de pino de dos por cuatro.
[charla]
Oye, trae mi
esos dos por cuatro.
Por supuesto.
Los tengo aquí.
[equipo en funcionamiento]

Hindi: 
शाही रक्षक
अपनी घड़ी छोड़ दी है।
और पवित्र
नेफरतिती का खजाना
बस हमारी समझ के भीतर है।
(न्यू ऑरलियन्स एक्सेंट) नूंह-उह।
तुम मत जाओ और takin '
नथिन ’नो नेफ़र्टिटी से।
वह विशेष रूप से शक्तिशाली है
उस गहने के बारे में।
(AS OLD MAN) अब, नेफ़र्टिटी?
हाँ, मुझे नेफ़र्टिटी याद है।
वह गाड़ी चलाता था
एक '36 क्रिसलर।
(एम्स HIMSELF) पुरुष, एक संकीर्ण
अवसर की खिड़की
हमें उपलब्ध कराया गया है।
और हम मूर्ख होंगे
इसे लेने के लिए नहीं।
मैं अंदर जा रहा हूँ।
(ओएलडी मैन के रूप में) चिंता न करें,
इंडी, मैं तुम्हारे पीछे हूँ।
हां सर, मैं एक स्टिकिन हूं '
फिर गोंद की तरह।
तुम मुझ पर इंतजार कर रहे हैं,
तुम पीछे हो।
[बकवास]
[मेटल डिटेक्टर गुनगुना]
ऊह, जल्द ही खोजा जाने वाला
मार्वल गाता है
इसकी भयावह प्रेम कॉल।
आह, एक हीरा खोजने के लिए।

English: 
The royal guard
has left their watch.
And the sacred
treasure of Nefertiti
lies just within our grasp.
(NEW ORLEANS ACCENT) Nuh-uh.
Don't you go and be takin'
nothin' from no Nefertiti.
She mighty particular
about that jewelry.
(AS OLD MAN) Now, Nefertiti?
Yeah, I remember Nefertiti.
She used to drive
a '36 Chrysler.
(AS HIMSELF) Men, a narrow
window of opportunity
has been made available to us.
And we'd be fools
not to take it.
I'm going in.
(AS OLD MAN) Don't worry,
Indy, I'm right behind you.
Yes sir, I'm a-stickin'
to ya like glue.
You're waitin' on me,
you're backin' up.
[chatter]
[metal detector humming]
Ooh, a soon-to-be-discovered
marvel sings
out its haunting love call.
Ah, to find a diamond.

Filipino: 
Ang royal guard
umalis na sa relo nila.
At ang sagrado
kayamanan ng Nefertiti
namamalagi sa loob ng ating pag-unawa.
(BAGONG ORLEANS ACCENT) Nuh-uh.
Huwag kang pumunta at maging takin '
nothin 'mula sa walang Nefertiti.
Siya ay malakas
tungkol sa alahas na iyon.
(AS OLD MAN) Ngayon, Nefertiti?
Yeah, naalala ko si Nefertiti.
Nagmaneho siya dati
isang '36 Chrysler.
(AS HIMSELF) Men, isang makitid
bintana ng pagkakataon
ay nagawang magamit sa amin.
At magiging tanga tayo
hindi para kunin.
Papasok ako.
(AS OLD MAN) Huwag kang magalala,
Indy, nasa likuran mo ako.
Oo ginoo, a-stickin 'ako
sa iyo tulad ng pandikit.
Naghihintay ka sa akin,
naka-back up ka.
[chatter]
[metal detector humming]
Ooh, isang malapit nang matuklasan
si marvel ay umaawit
ang nakakatakot na tawag sa pag-ibig nito.
Ah, upang makahanap ng isang brilyante.

Spanish: 
La guardia real
ha dejado su reloj.
Y lo sagrado
tesoro de nefertiti
se encuentra a nuestro alcance.
(ACENTO DE NUEVA ORLEANOS) Nuh-uh.
No vayas y tomes
nada de ningún Nefertiti.
Ella muy particular
sobre esas joyas.
(COMO EL VIEJO) ¿Ahora, Nefertiti?
Sí, recuerdo a Nefertiti.
Ella solía conducir
un Chrysler del 36.
(COMO EL MISMO) Hombres, un estrecho
ventana de oportunidad
ha sido puesto a nuestra disposición.
Y seríamos tontos
no tomarlo.
Voy a entrar.
(COMO EL VIEJO) No te preocupes,
Indy, estoy justo detrás de ti.
Sí señor, me estoy pegando
a ti como pegamento.
Me estás esperando
estás retrocediendo.
[charla]
[zumbido del detector de metales]
Oh, un pronto a ser descubierto
maravilla canta
su inquietante llamada de amor.
Ah, para encontrar un diamante.

Hindi: 
एक निर्दोष, 30-कैरेट, डी-ग्रेड,
10-बिजली पानी-सफेद क्रिस्टल।
मेरा मानना ​​है कि में कटौती
एंटवर्प, एक सटीक मैच
एक फिजराल्ड़ के लिए मर गया
ज़म्बेजी पर कोटिंग करते हुए।
[सींग का सम्मान]
[बीप]
आह, यह क्या है?
हाँ।
इस का एक हीरा
प्रतिभा और गुणवत्ता
ही आ सकता था
एक स्रोत से।
हीरे से
हार जो घेरता है
क्लियोपेट्रा की क्रिस्टल खोपड़ी।
लेकिन उस खोजने के लिए, मैं
और भी गहरा होना चाहिए
धरती माता की गोद में।
[सींग के धब्बे]
ओउ!
आह!
[बीप]
यह हो सकता है?
क्या यह संभव है?
[Zapping]
हाँ!
यह क्लियोपेट्रा की क्रिस्टल खोपड़ी है।
[Zapping]
[बज़ देखी]

Filipino: 
Isang walang kamali-mali, 30-carat, D-grade,
10-lakas na tubig-puting kristal.
Naniniwala akong putol
Antwerp, isang eksaktong tugma
sa namatay para kay Fitzgerald
habang patong sa Zambezi.
[hon hon]
[beeping]
Ah, ano ito
Oo.
Isang brilyante nito
kinang at kalidad
pwede lang dumating
mula sa isang mapagkukunan.
Mula sa brilyante
kuwintas na pumapaligid
Ang kristal na bungo ni Cleopatra.
Ngunit upang hanapin iyon, ako
dapat pang malalim pa
sa sinapupunan ng inang lupa.
[blares ng sungay]
Ow!
Ah!
[beeping]
Maaaring ito ay?
Posible ba?
[zapping]
Oo!
Ito ay ang kristal na bungo ni Cleopatra.
[zapping]
[nakakita ng mga buzz]

English: 
A flawless, 30-carat, D-grade,
10-power water-white crystal.
I believe cut in
Antwerp, an exact match
to the one Fitzgerald died for
whilst coating on the Zambezi.
[horn honks]
[beeping]
Ah, what's this?
Yes.
A diamond of this
brilliance and quality
could only have come
from one source.
From the diamond
necklace which surrounds
Cleopatra's crystal skull.
But to find that, I
must delve even deeper
into the bosom of mother earth.
[horn blares]
Ow!
Ah!
[beeping]
Could it be?
Is it possible?
[zapping]
Yes!
It's Cleopatra's crystal skull.
[zapping]
[saw buzzes]

Spanish: 
Un impecable, de 30 quilates, grado D,
Cristal blanco agua de 10 potencias.
Creo cortar en
Amberes, una coincidencia exacta
al que Fitzgerald murió
mientras cubría el Zambeze.
[bocina]
[pitido]
Ah, ¿qué es esto?
Si.
Un diamante de este
brillo y calidad
solo pudo haber venido
de una fuente.
Del diamante
collar que rodea
Cráneo de cristal de Cleopatra.
Pero para encontrar eso, yo
debe profundizar aún más
en el seno de la madre tierra.
[resuena el cuerno]
¡Ay!
¡Ah!
[pitido]
¿Podría ser?
¿Es posible?
[zapping]
¡Si!
Es la calavera de cristal de Cleopatra.
[zapping]
[vi zumbidos]

Spanish: 
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
[disparo de pistola de clavos]
¡Ahh!
[disparo de pistola de clavos]
[chirrido de neumáticos]
[carcajadas]
[ruido sordo]
[gemidos]
Guau.
[gruñidos]
[ruido sordo]
[zumbido del motor]
[revoluciones del motor]
[gritando]
[chirrido de neumáticos]
[jadeo de miedo]
[ruido del motor]
¿De qué se trata todo esto?
Yo nunca te hice nada.

English: 
Ow!
Ow!
[nail gun firing]
Ahh!
[nail gun firing]
[tires squeal]
[screams]
[thud]
[moaning]
Wow.
[grunts]
[thud]
[engine hums]
[engine revs]
[screaming]
[tires squeal]
[fearful panting]
[engine rumbling]
What's all this about?
I never did anything to you.

Hindi: 
ओउ!
ओउ!
[नेल गन फायरिंग]
आह!
[नेल गन फायरिंग]
[टायर स्क्वील]
[चिल्लाती]
[धमाका]
[कराह रही है]
वाह।
[ग्रन्ट्स]
[धमाका]
[इंजन hums]
[इंजन रेव्स]
[चिल्ला]
[टायर स्क्वील]
[भयावह पुताई]
[इंजन रंबल]
यह सब क्या है?
मैंने कभी तुम्हारा कुछ नहीं किया।

Filipino: 
Ow!
Ow!
[pagpapaputok ng baril sa kuko]
Ahh!
[pagpapaputok ng baril sa kuko]
[nagngangalit ang mga gulong]
[sigaw]
[humampas]
[daing]
Wow
[mga ungol]
[humampas]
[humh engine]
[engine revs]
[sumisigaw]
[nagngangalit ang mga gulong]
[takot na hingal]
[paggulong ng makina]
Tungkol saan ang lahat?
Wala naman akong ginawa sayo.

Spanish: 
[chirrido de neumáticos]
Eso es.
Cada vez que una herramienta eléctrica
actitud, me culpan por ello.
Ellos van a
¡Cúlpame de todo esto!
[zumbido]
Qué estás haciendo
esto para mi
No soy tu enemigo.
Algunos de mis mejores amigos
son herramientas eléctricas.
[motor acelerando]
Vete.
[revoluciones del motor]
Como te gustaria
¿ven a mi casa?
Podría presentarte a
una pequeña sierra de habilidad.
Vas a ir a
meterme en problemas.
Me van a enmarcar.
[chirrido de neumáticos]
[revoluciones del motor]
[jadeo nervioso]
[gritando]
[disparo de pistola de clavos]
¡Ay!
[popular]
Menos mal que llegó al final difícil.
[revoluciones del motor]

Hindi: 
[टायर स्क्वील]
बस।
हर बार बिजली उपकरण बंद हो जाता है
रवैया, मुझे इसके लिए दोषी ठहराया जाता है।
वे जा रहे हैं
मुझे इस सब के लिए दोषी ठहराएं!
[भिनभिना]
तुम क्या कर रहे हो
यह मेरे लिए है?
मैं तुम्हारा दुश्मन नहीं हूं।
मेरे कुछ सबसे अच्छे दोस्त
बिजली उपकरण हैं।
[इंजन खुलासा]
चले जाओ।
[इंजन रेव्स]
आपको कैसा लगेगा
मेरे घर पर आना?
मैं आपको मिलवा सकता हूं
एक अच्छा सा कौशल देखा।
आप यहां जा रहे हैं
मुझे मुसीबत में लाओ।
मुझे फंसाया जा रहा है।
[टायर स्क्वील]
[इंजन रेव्स]
[तंत्रिका पुताई]
[चिल्ला]
[नेल गन फायरिंग]
ओउ!
[पॉप]
अच्छी बात यह कठिन अंत मारा।
[इंजन रेव्स]

Filipino: 
[nagngangalit ang mga gulong]
Ayan yun.
Sa bawat oras na ang isang tool sa kuryente ay makakakuha ng
ugali, ako ang sinisisi dito.
Pupunta na sila
sisihin mo ako sa lahat ng ito!
[buzzing]
Anong ginagawa mo
ito sa akin para?
Hindi ako kalaban mo.
Ang ilan sa aking matalik na kaibigan
ay mga tool sa kuryente.
[revving ng engine]
Umalis ka.
[engine revs]
Paano mo gusto
lumapit ka sa bahay ko?
Maipakilala kita sa
isang magandang maliit na kasanayang nakita.
Ikaw ay
dalhin mo ako sa gulo.
Magpapa-frame na ako.
[nagngangalit ang mga gulong]
[engine revs]
[kinakabahan na hinihingal]
[sumisigaw]
[pagpapaputok ng baril sa kuko]
Ow!
[pop]
Buti na lang tumama ito sa hard end.
[engine revs]

English: 
[tires squeal]
That's it.
Every time a power tool cops an
attitude, I get blamed for it.
They're going to
blame me for all this!
[buzzing]
What are you doing
this to me for?
I'm not your enemy.
Some of my best friends
are power tools.
[engine revving]
Go away.
[engine revs]
How'd you like to
come over to my house?
I could introduce you to
a nice little skill saw.
You're going to
get me in trouble.
I'm going to get framed.
[tires squeal]
[engine revs]
[nervous panting]
[screaming]
[nail gun firing]
Ow!
[pop]
Good thing it hit the hard end.
[engine revs]

English: 
[buzzing]
Ah!
[screaming]
[saw buzzing]
Ow!
Get out of here!
This place is going to kill me!
[saw buzzing]
[laughs]
With stealth and
agility, Indiana evades
the serpent of endless teeth.
[buzzing]
[screams]
[cracking]
[screams]
[birds chirping]
[laughs]
[thud]
[buzzing]
[tires squeal]
[explosion]

Spanish: 
[zumbido]
¡Ah!
[gritando]
[vi zumbido]
¡Ay!
¡Sal de aquí!
¡Este lugar me va a matar!
[vi zumbido]
[risas]
Con sigilo y
agilidad, Indiana evade
la serpiente de dientes sin fin.
[zumbido]
[carcajadas]
[agrietamiento]
[carcajadas]
[pájaros trinando]
[risas]
[ruido sordo]
[zumbido]
[chirrido de neumáticos]
[explosión]

Hindi: 
[भिनभिना]
आह!
[चिल्ला]
[गुलजार देखा]
ओउ!
यहाँ से चले जाओ!
यह जगह मुझे मारने जा रही है!
[गुलजार देखा]
[हंसते हुए]
चुपके से और
चपलता, इंडियाना विकसित होता है
अनंत दांतों वाला सर्प।
[भिनभिना]
[चिल्लाती]
[खुर]
[चिल्लाती]
[चहकते पक्षी]
[हंसते हुए]
[धमाका]
[भिनभिना]
[टायर स्क्वील]
[विस्फोट]

Filipino: 
[buzzing]
Ah!
[sumisigaw]
[nakita ang paghimok]
Ow!
Umalis ka dito!
Papatayin ako ng lugar na ito!
[nakita ang paghimok]
[laughs]
May stealth at
liksi, umiwas sa Indiana
ang ahas ng walang katapusang ngipin.
[buzzing]
[sigaw]
[basag]
[sigaw]
[huni ng mga ibon]
[laughs]
[humampas]
[buzzing]
[nagngangalit ang mga gulong]
[pagsabog]

Filipino: 
[daing]
Wow!
Tignan mo to.
Ito ay isang tunay na sinaunang panahon
bahagi ng antena ng telebisyon.
Wait'll makikita ito ni Dr. Melon.
Uh-oh.
Makita mandirigma.
Hoy, ano ang-- ano--
Tingnan mo yan!
Ano?
[pag-crack ng kahoy]
Uh-- ha-- uh--
Hoy ikaw!
Halika dito!
Maniwala ka man o hindi,
Hindi ko nagawa ito!
[mga trabahador na sumisigaw]
Ginawa ito ng lagari!
Napanood ko lang!
[nag-ring ang mga kampanilya]

English: 
[groans]
Wow!
Look at this.
It's a genuine prehistoric
television antenna component.
Wait'll Dr. Melon sees this.
Uh-oh.
Makita warriors.
Hey, what's the-- what--
Look at that!
What?
[wood cracking]
Uh-- ha-- uh--
Hey you!
Come here!
Believe it or not,
I didn't do this!
[workers shouting]
The saw did it!
I just watched!
[bells ringing]

Spanish: 
[gemidos]
¡Guauu!
Mira este.
Es un prehistórico genuino
Componente de antena de televisión.
Espera a que el Dr. Melon vea esto.
UH oh.
Guerreros Makita.
Oye, ¿qué es ... qué ...
¡Mira eso!
¿Qué?
[madera agrietada]
Uh-- ja-- uh--
¡Eh, tú!
¡Ven aca!
Por extraño que parezca,
¡Yo no hice esto!
[trabajadores gritando]
¡La sierra lo hizo!
¡Acabo de ver!
[campanas sonando]

Hindi: 
[हाँफ्ते]
वाह!
इसे देखो।
यह एक वास्तविक प्रागैतिहासिक है
टेलीविजन एंटीना घटक।
प्रतीक्षा करेंगे डॉ। मेलन इसे देखते हैं।
उह ओह।
मकिता योद्धा।
अरे, क्या - क्या--
उसे देखो!
क्या?
[लकड़ी खुर]
उह-- हा-- उह--
अरे तुम!
यहाँ आओ!
मनो या न मनो,
मैंने ऐसा नहीं किया!
[कार्यकर्ता चिल्लाते हुए]
आरा ने कर दिखाया!
मैंने सिर्फ देखा था!
[घंटी बज रही है]

Hindi: 
डॉ। मेलन, यह
विश्वविद्यालय ने कड़ी मेहनत की है
एक अच्छी प्रतिष्ठा बनाने के लिए।
और तुम, एक के साथ
पहले से तैयार कागज,
पास आ गए
इसे नष्ट करने के लिए।
लेकिन मेरा सिद्धांत ध्वनि है।
इतिहास मृत पीछा नहीं है।
यह हर दिन बढ़ता और बदलता है।
यहाँ नहीं।
यहां, आप पाठ्यक्रम पढ़ाते हैं
जैसा कि इस बोर्ड द्वारा अनुमोदित है।
लेकिन मेरा सिद्धांत,
ग्रीन माउंटेन
नियमित रूप से, इसकी वैधता है।
अपने सिद्धांत तक
वास्तव में, यह है
कल्पना, और में आता है
अंग्रेजी विभाग, नहीं
इतिहास।
[आह]
जी श्रीमान।
देवियो और सज्जनों,
यह निष्कर्ष निकाला है
आज के लिए हमारी बैठक।
बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद
आपका समय और विचार।
[बकवास]
वह संदर्भ पुस्तक आप
वहाँ अपूरणीय है।
मुझे आशा है कि आप योजना नहीं बना रहे हैं
इसे परिसर से बाहर ले जाने के लिए।

Filipino: 
Dr. Mellon, ito
nagtrabaho ng husto ang unibersidad
upang makabuo ng isang mabuting reputasyon.
At ikaw, kasama ang isa
walang tigil na papel,
lumapit na
upang sirain ito.
Ngunit ang aking teorya ay maayos.
Ang kasaysayan ay hindi patay na pagtugis.
Lumalaki at nagbabago araw-araw.
Hindi dito.
Dito, itinuturo mo ang kurikulum
tulad ng naaprubahan ng board na ito.
Ngunit ang aking teorya,
ang Green Mountain
regular, mayroon itong bisa.
Hanggang sa teorya mo
ay ang katotohanan, ito ay
kathang-isip, at kabilang sa
ang departamento ng Ingles, hindi
kasaysayan
[mga buntong-hininga]
Opo, ​​ginoo.
Mga kababaihan at ginoo,
natapos na
ang aming pagpupulong para sa araw na ito.
Maraming salamat sa
ang iyong oras at pagsasaalang-alang.
[chatter]
Iyon ang libro ng sanggunian
mayroon bang hindi maaaring palitan.
Sana hindi ka nagpaplano
upang alisin ito sa campus.

Spanish: 
Dr. Mellon, esto
la universidad ha trabajado duro
para construir una buena reputación.
Y tu, con uno
papel absurdo,
se han acercado
a destruirlo.
Pero mi teoría es sólida.
La historia no es una persecución muerta.
Crece y cambia todos los días.
Aqui no.
Aquí, enseñas el plan de estudios
según lo aprobado por esta junta.
Pero mi teoría
la montaña verde
regulares, tiene vigencia.
Hasta tu teoría
es un hecho, es
ficción, y pertenece a
el departamento de ingles, no
historia.
[suspiros]
Sí señor.
Damas y caballeros,
eso concluye
nuestro encuentro de hoy.
Muchas gracias por
su tiempo y consideración.
[charla]
Ese libro de referencia tu
tener allí es insustituible.
Espero que no estés planeando
para sacarlo del campus.

English: 
Dr. Mellon, this
university has worked hard
to build a good reputation.
And you, with one
preposterous paper,
have come close
to destroying it.
But my theory is sound.
History is not dead pursuit.
It grows and changes every day.
Not here.
Here, you teach the curriculum
as approved by this board.
But my theory,
the Green Mountain
regulars, it has validity.
Until your theory
is fact, it is
fiction, and belongs in
the English department, not
history.
[sighs]
Yes, sir.
Ladies and gentlemen,
that concludes
our meeting for today.
Thank you very much for
your time and consideration.
[chatter]
That reference book you
have there is irreplaceable.
I hope you're not planning
to take it off campus.

Spanish: 
No.
Tendré cuidado con eso.
Mira que lo eres.
(SUSURRO) Hemos estado
teniendo problemas con el Dr. Melon.
Es un momento turbulento.
[charla]
Dr. Melon, soy el Dr.
Radner Glencliff.
[jadeos]
Dr. Radner Glencliff, soy
Es un honor conocerlo, señor.
He leído mucho sobre ti.
Bueno, gracias.
Debo disculparme por
mis compañeros fideicomisarios.
Pero tanto tú como yo sabemos que
las luchas internas en la academia
es tan vicioso solo porque
lo que está en juego es tan pequeño.
Exactamente, tan pequeño.
Asumamos por el momento
que tu teoría es cierta.
Bueno, eso sería
significa que la corona
joyas que residen en el
La Torre de Londres son falsificaciones.
Y las verdaderas joyas son
escondido dentro de un cañón
en algún lugar de Virginia.
Absolutamente.
Escucha, tengo más de un
mente abierta que mis colegas.
Si vienes
a través de cualquier cosa que
podría ayudar a fundamentar
Tu artículo,
estás seguro y
llámame primero.
Creo que puedo tener un
mejor oportunidad que tu
de conseguir que lo acepten.
Oh, bueno, gracias
mucho, señor.
Voy a.
Eres un buen hombre.
Gracias.
- Gracias.

Hindi: 
नहीं।
मैं इससे सावधान रहूंगा।
देखो कि तुम हो।
(WHISPERING) हम कर चुके हैं
डॉ। मेलन से परेशानी।
यह एक परेशान समय है।
[बकवास]
डॉ। मेलन, मैं डॉ।
रेडनर ग्लेनक्लिफ।
[हाँफना]
डॉ। रेडनर ग्लेनक्लिफ, मैं
आपसे मिलकर सम्मानित हुआ, सर।
मैंने आपके बारे में बहुत पढ़ा है।
खैर धन्यवाद।
मुझे इसके लिए माफी मांगनी चाहिए
मेरे साथी ट्रस्टी।
लेकिन आप और मैं दोनों जानते हैं कि
शिक्षाविद में घुसपैठ
केवल इसलिए शातिर है
दांव बहुत छोटा है।
बिल्कुल, इतना छोटा।
चलो फिलहाल मान लेते हैं
कि आपका सिद्धांत सत्य है।
खैर, यह होगा
इसका मतलब है कि ताज
में रहने वाले गहने
टॉवर ऑफ़ लंदन फ़ेक हैं।
और असली गहने हैं
एक तोप के अंदर छिपा हुआ
वर्जीनिया में कहीं।
पूर्ण रूप से।
सुनो, मेरे पास एक से अधिक है
मेरे साथियों की तुलना में खुला दिमाग।
अगर आपको आना चाहिए
उस पार कुछ भी
को समझाने में मदद मिल सकती है
आपका लेख,
आप निश्चित रहें और
पहले मुझ पर फोन करो।
मुझे लगता है कि मैं एक हो सकता है
आपसे बेहतर मौका
उन्हें इसे स्वीकार करने के लिए।
ओह, ठीक है, धन्यवाद
आप बहुत, सर।
मे लूँगा।
आप एक भले व्यक्ति हैं।
धन्यवाद।
- धन्यवाद।

English: 
No.
I'll be careful with it.
See that you are.
(WHISPERING) We've been
having trouble with Dr. Melon.
It's a troubled time.
[chatter]
Dr. Melon, I'm Dr.
Radner Glencliff.
[gasps]
Dr. Radner Glencliff, I'm
honored to meet you, sir.
I've read so much about you.
Well, thank you.
I must apologize for
my fellow trustees.
But both you and I know that
the infighting in academia
is so vicious only because
the stakes are so small.
Exactly, so small.
Let's assume for the moment
that your theory is true.
Well, that would
mean that the crown
jewels residing in the
Tower of London are fakes.
And the real jewels are
hidden inside a cannon
somewhere in Virginia.
Absolutely.
Listen, I have more of an
open mind than my colleagues.
If you should come
across anything that
might help substantiate
your article,
you be sure and
call on me first.
I think I may have a
better chance than you
of getting them to accept it.
Oh, well, thank
you very much, sir.
I will.
You're a good man.
Thank you.
- Thank you.

Filipino: 
Hindi.
Mag-iingat ako dito.
Tingnan mo na ikaw.
(WHISPERING) Kami ay
nagkakaproblema kay Dr. Melon.
Ito ay isang oras na may kaguluhan.
[chatter]
Dr. Melon, ako si Dr.
Radner Glencliff.
[gasps]
Dr Radner Glencliff, ako
pinarangalan na makilala ka, ginoo.
Ang dami kong nabasa tungkol sa iyo.
Salamat.
Kailangan kong humingi ng tawad
mga kapwa kong katiwala.
Ngunit kapwa ikaw at alam ko iyon
ang labanan sa akademya
ay napakasama dahil lamang sa
napakaliit ng pusta.
Sakto, napakaliit.
Ipagpalagay natin para sa sandali
na ang iyong teorya ay totoo.
Sa gayon, gagawin iyon
ibig sabihin na ang korona
mga hiyas na naninirahan sa
Ang Tower of London ay peke.
At ang totoong mga hiyas ay
nakatago sa loob ng isang kanyon
saanman sa Virginia.
Ganap.
Makinig, mayroon akong higit pang isang
bukas ang isip kaysa sa mga kasamahan ko.
Kung dapat kang dumating
sa anumang bagay na
maaaring makatulong na patunayan
ang iyong artikulo,
siguraduhin mo at
tawagan mo muna ako.
Sa palagay ko maaaring mayroon akong
mas magandang pagkakataon kaysa sa iyo
ng pagkuha sa kanila upang tanggapin ito.
Ay, well, salamat
ikaw talaga, ginoo.
Gagawin ko.
Mabait kang tao.
Salamat.
- Salamat.

Spanish: 
Cuídate.
- Si.
GLENCLIFF: Adiós.
[suspiros]
Mmm, veamos.
¿Repelente contra mosquitos?
Sí, eso debería asustarlos.
Detonadores.
Un cerebro es terrible
cosa para desperdiciar.
Mapa, mapa, ¿dónde está el mapa?
(ACENTO BRITÁNICO) Oh, ven ahora,
no me digas que has perdido
ese maldito mapa. (COMO PIRATA)
Oh no señor.
Ese mapa está alrededor
aquí en alguna parte.
¡Oye, profesor!
¿Qué hay de nuevo en el negocio de la historia?
Nada.
Bueno, ¿por qué la cara larga?
Pensé que eras un
profesor histérico.
Bueno, mira, no hay tiempo
para los juegos de hoy, ¿de acuerdo?
Acabo de tener una reunión con
la Junta de Regentes.
Y realmente
no salió tan bien.
Oye, tienes
algo en tu camisa.
- ¿Dónde?
- Te tengo.
¡Ah!
[risas]
¡Ernesto!
Porque insistes
en jugar estos
¿Bromas de segundo año anticuadas?
Hey, hablando de
anticuado, mira lo que encontré.
No tengo el
tiempo ni inclinación.
No mires, ves
está curvado aquí,
y tiene un borde biselado.
Excelente.

Hindi: 
ख्याल रखना।
- हाँ।
GLENCLIFF: बाय-बाय।
[आह]
हम्म, देखते हैं।
मच्छर मारक?
हाँ, उन्हें डराने के लिए चाहिए।
ब्लास्टिंग कैप।
एक मस्तिष्क एक भयानक है
बेकार की बात।
नक्शा, नक्शा, नक्शा कहाँ है?
(संक्षिप्त संस्करण) ओह, अब आते हैं,
मुझे मत बताओ कि तुम हार गए हो
वह खूनी नक्शा। (AS PIRATE)
अरे नहीं सर।
उस नक्शे के चारों ओर
यहाँ कुछ लोग।
अरे, प्रोफेसर!
इतिहास में नया क्या है बिज़?
कुछ भी तो नहीं।
अच्छा, लम्बा चेहरा क्यों?
मुझे लगा कि तुम ए
हिस्टेरिकल प्रोफेसर।
खैर, देखो, कोई समय नहीं
आज के खेल के लिए, ठीक है?
मेरी बस एक मुलाकात थी
रीजेंट बोर्ड।
और यह वास्तव में
वह भी ठीक नहीं हुआ।
अरे, आप मिल गए
अपनी शर्ट पर कुछ।
- कहाँ पे?
- पकड़ लिया।
आह!
[हंसते हुए]
अर्नेस्ट!
आप जिद क्यों करते हैं?
इन खेलने पर
पुरानी सोफोमेरिक शरारतें?
अरे, के बोल
पुराना, देखो मुझे क्या मिला।
मेरे पास नहीं है
समय और न ही झुकाव।
नहीं, तुम देखो,
यहाँ घुमावदार है,
और यह एक beveled बढ़त है।
महान।

Filipino: 
Ingat.
- Oo.
GLENCLIFF: Paalam.
[mga buntong-hininga]
Hmm, tingnan natin.
Panlaban sa lamok?
Yeah, dapat takutin sila.
Mga blasting cap.
Ang utak ay isang kakila-kilabot
bagay na sayangin.
Mapa, mapa, saan ang mapa?
(ACCENT NG BRITISH) Oh, halika ngayon,
wag mong sabihing talo ka na
madugong mapa yan. (AS PIRATE)
O hindi, ginoo.
Nasa paligid ang mapang iyon
dito somewheres.
Hoy, propesor!
Ano ang bago sa history biz?
Wala.
Aba, bakit ang haba ng mukha?
Akala ko ikaw ay isang
hysterical prof.
Kaya, tingnan mo, walang oras
para sa mga laro ngayon, OK?
May meeting lang po ako
ang Lupon ng mga Regent.
At ito talaga
hindi naging maayos.
Hoy, nakuha mo
isang bagay sa iyong shirt.
- Saan
- Gotcha.
Ah!
[laughs]
Ernest!
Bakit mo pinipilit
sa paglalaro ng mga ito
hindi napapanahong mga kalokohan na biro?
Hoy, nagsasalita ng
hindi napapanahon, tingnan kung ano ang nahanap ko.
Wala akong
oras o pagkahilig.
Hindi tumingin, kita mo,
hubog ito dito,
at mayroon itong isang beveled edge.
Malaki.

English: 
Take care.
- Yes.
GLENCLIFF: Bye-bye.
[sighs]
Hmm, let's see.
Mosquito repellent?
Yeah, that ought to scare them.
Blasting caps.
A brain is a terrible
thing to waste.
Map, map, where's the map?
(BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, come now,
don't tell me you've lost
that bloody map. (AS PIRATE)
Oh no, sir.
That map's around
here somewheres.
Hey, professor!
What's new in the history biz?
Nothing.
Well, why the long face?
I thought you were a
hysterical professor.
Well, look, no time
for games today, OK?
I just had a meeting with
the Board of Regents.
And it really
didn't go that well.
Hey, you got
something on your shirt.
- Where?
- Gotcha.
Ah!
[laughs]
Ernest!
Why do you insist
on playing these
outdated sophomoric pranks?
Hey, speaking of
outdated, look what I found.
I don't have the
time nor inclination.
No look, you see,
it's curved here,
and it's got a beveled edge.
Great.

Filipino: 
At bet ko na gagawin ko
gumawa ng isang namamaga na boomerang.
[mga ungol]
Magiging sandata lamang ito
kailangan namin (AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)
kapag ang aming mga asawa ay thrashin '
tungkol sa tubig,
sinusubukang layuan ang mga ito--
tama, sige-- pating.
[swooshing]
Ah!
[humampas]
Pasensya na
[laughs]
Oh, Ernest, ikaw
ay hindi makapaniwala.
Ikaw nga talaga.
Iyon ang libro ng unibersidad.
Ako ang may pananagutan dito.
Kaya, OK lang.
Aayusin ko to.
At sila ay magiging wala nang mas marunong.
Hmm.
[ngumisi]
Hilahin mo nalang ito.
Ano?
[daing]
Oh, Ern--
Patawad.
Oh, mangyaring-- tingnan mo,
Meron akong naisip.
Oo.
Sa susunod na makita mo ako,
wag ka lang magsalita o kumaway
o sabihin ang anumang katulad, hey Dr.
Miller, tingnan mo kung ano ang nakita ko!
OK?
Pl - mangyaring.
Saan mo nakuha yan?
Nahanap ko na.
- Saan mo ito nakita?
- Sa France.

English: 
And I bet it would
make a swell boomerang.
[grunts]
It'll be just the weapon
we need (AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)
when our mates are thrashin'
about in the water,
trying to keep away from them--
right, all right-- sharks.
[swooshing]
Ah!
[thud]
Sorry.
[laughs]
Oh, Ernest, you
are unbelievable.
You really are.
That's the university's book.
I'm responsible for it.
Well, it's OK.
I'll fix it.
And they'll be none the wiser.
Hmm.
[squeaking]
Just pull this out.
What?
[moans]
Oh, Ern--
I'm sorry.
Oh, please-- look,
I have an idea.
Yes.
Next time you see me,
just don't speak or wave
or say anything like, hey Dr.
Miller, look what I found!
OK?
Pl--please.
Where did you get that?
I found it.
- Where did you find it?
- In France.

Hindi: 
और मुझे यकीन है कि यह होगा
एक प्रफुल्लित बुमेरांग बनाओ।
[ग्रन्ट्स]
यह सिर्फ हथियार होगा
हमें जरूरत है (ऑस्ट्रियन एशियन)
जब हमारे साथी थ्रैशिन हैं '
पानी के बारे में,
उनसे दूर रखने की कोशिश कर रहा है--
सही, सभी सही - शार्क।
[Swooshing]
आह!
[धमाका]
माफ़ करना।
[हंसते हुए]
ओह, अर्नेस्ट, आप
अविश्वसनीय हैं।
तुम सच में हो।
वह विश्वविद्यालय की किताब है।
मैं इसके लिए जिम्मेदार हूं।
खैर यह ठीक है।
मैं इसे ठीक कर दूंगा।
और वे कोई भी समझदार नहीं होंगे।
हम्म।
[Squeaking]
बस इसे बाहर खींचो।
क्या?
[Moans]
ओह, Ern--
मुझे माफ कर दो।
ओह, कृपया-- देखो,
मेरे पास विचार है।
हाँ।
अगली बार जब आप मुझे देखेंगे,
बस बोलो या लहर मत करो
या कुछ भी कहो, हे डॉ।
मिलर, देखो मुझे क्या मिला!
ठीक?
Pl - कृपया।
आपको वो कहाँ से मिला?
मुझे यह मिला।
- आपको यह कहाँ से मिला?
- फ्रांस में।

Spanish: 
Y apuesto a que lo haría
hacer un gran boomerang.
[gruñidos]
Será solo el arma
necesitamos (acento australiano)
cuando nuestros compañeros están golpeando
en el agua,
tratando de alejarme de ellos
bien, está bien, tiburones.
[swooshing]
¡Ah!
[ruido sordo]
Lo siento.
[risas]
Oh, Ernest, tu
son increíbles.
Tu realmente eres.
Ese es el libro de la universidad.
Soy responsable de eso.
Bueno, esta bien.
Lo arreglaré.
Y no se darán cuenta.
Hmm.
[chirrido]
Solo saca esto.
¿Qué?
[gemidos]
Oh, Ern ...
Lo siento.
Oh, por favor, mira
Tengo una idea.
Si.
La próxima vez que me veas
simplemente no hables ni saludes
o di algo como, oye Dr.
Miller, ¡mira lo que encontré!
¿De acuerdo?
Pl - por favor.
¿De dónde sacaste eso?
Lo encontré.
- ¿Dónde lo encontraste?
- En Francia.

English: 
I found it in France.
Where in France?
Outside Paris.
Where outside-- you've
never been to Paris.
Let me see it.
Where did you find it?
Well, I found it
near some, uh, ruins.
ABNER: If this is
what I think it is,
we are on the verge
of a major discovery.
You mean it's part of an
alien spaceship or something?
You want your pickle?
Stamped out insignia
like these were used
as identification plates
on American battlefield
wagons in the 1700s.
Well, why?
Didn't the wagons
know who they were?
If (LAUGHING) by some
miracle, there is a 3, a 1,
and a 4 on this
plane, it will prove
that the Green Mountain Regulars
Unit 314 really did exist.
And at least part of
my theory is true.
Yes.
There's a 4.
You see, I told you being
buddies would pay off.
Professional
collaborators, perhaps.
Buddies?
No.
[chewing loudly]
Who makes this bread anyway?
Goodyear?
ABNER: I believe King George
III sent the Crown Jewels

Hindi: 
मैंने इसे फ्रांस में पाया।
फ्रांस में कहां?
पेरिस के बाहर।
बाहर कहाँ - तुम
कभी पेरिस नहीं गया।
मुझे देखने दो।
आपको यह कहाँ से मिला?
खैर, मैंने पाया
कुछ के पास, उह, खंडहर।
ABNER: यदि यह है
मुझे लगता है कि यह है,
हम कगार पर हैं
एक बड़ी खोज का।
आपका मतलब है कि यह एक का हिस्सा है
विदेशी अंतरिक्ष यान या कुछ और?
आप अपना अचार चाहते हैं?
प्रतीक चिन्ह पर मुहर लगाई
जैसे इनका इस्तेमाल किया गया
पहचान प्लेट के रूप में
अमेरिकी युद्ध के मैदान पर
1700 के दशक में वैगनों।
क्यों?
वैगन नहीं किया
जानते हैं कि वे कौन थे?
अगर (LAUGHING) कुछ के द्वारा
चमत्कार, एक 3, 1 है,
और इस पर एक 4
हवाई जहाज, यह साबित होगा
कि ग्रीन माउंटेन नियमित
यूनिट 314 वास्तव में मौजूद था।
और कम से कम का हिस्सा
मेरा सिद्धांत सत्य है।
हाँ।
एक 4 है।
तुम देखो, मैंने तुमसे कहा था
दोस्त बंद का भुगतान करेंगे।
पेशेवर
सहयोगी, शायद।
मित्र?
नहीं।
[जोर से चबाते हुए]
वैसे भी यह रोटी कौन बनाता है?
अच्छा वर्ष?
ABNER: मेरा मानना ​​है कि किंग जॉर्ज
III ने क्राउन ज्वेल्स को भेजा

Spanish: 
Lo encontré en Francia.
¿Donde en Francia?
Fuera de París.
Donde afuera tienes
nunca he estado en París.
Déjame verlo.
¿Dónde lo encontraste?
Bueno, lo encontré
cerca de algunas, uh, ruinas.
ABNER: Si esto es
lo que creo que es
estamos al borde
de un gran descubrimiento.
Quieres decir que es parte de un
nave espacial alienígena o algo así?
¿Quieres tu pepinillo?
Insignia estampada
como estos fueron usados
como placas de identificación
en el campo de batalla estadounidense
vagones en el 1700.
¿Bien por qué?
No los carros
¿Sabes quiénes eran?
Si (RIENDO) por algunos
milagro, hay un 3, un 1,
y un 4 en esto
avión, probará
que los habituales de Green Mountain
La unidad 314 realmente existió.
Y al menos parte de
mi teoría es cierta.
Si.
Hay un 4.
Ya ves, te dije que estabas
los amigos darían sus frutos.
Profesional
colaboradores, quizás.
Amigos?
No.
[masticando fuerte]
¿Quién hace este pan de todos modos?
¿Buen año?
ABNER: Creo que el rey Jorge
III envié las Joyas de la Corona

Filipino: 
Natagpuan ko ito sa France.
Saan sa France?
Sa labas ng Paris.
Kung saan sa labas-- mayroon ka
hindi pa nakapunta sa Paris.
Hayaan mo akong makita ito.
Saan mo ito nakita?
Kaya, nahanap ko ito
malapit sa ilan, uh, mga lugar ng pagkasira.
ABNER: Kung ito ang
kung ano sa tingin ko ito ay,
nasa gilid na tayo
ng isang pangunahing pagtuklas.
Ibig mong sabihin bahagi ito ng an
alien sasakyang pangalangaang o ano?
Gusto mo ng atsara mo?
Naselyohan ang insignia
kagaya ng mga ito ay ginamit
bilang mga plate ng pagkakakilanlan
sa larangan ng digmaan ng Amerika
mga bagon noong 1700s.
Kaya, bakit
Hindi ba ang mga bagon
alam kung sino sila
Kung (TUMAWA) ng ilan
himala, mayroong isang 3, isang 1,
at isang 4 dito
eroplano, ito ang magpapatunay
na ang Green Mountain Regulars
Talagang mayroon ang Unit 314.
At hindi bababa sa bahagi ng
totoo ang teorya ko.
Oo.
Mayroong 4.
Kita mo, sinabi ko sa iyo na ikaw ay
magbabayad ang mga kaibigan.
Propesyonal
mga nakikipagtulungan, marahil.
Mga buddy?
Hindi.
[ngumunguya ng malakas]
Sino pa rin ang gumagawa ng tinapay na ito?
Magandang taon?
ABNER: Naniniwala ako kay Haring George
Nagpadala si III ng mga Crown Jewels

Spanish: 
de Inglaterra a América, para recordar
esos colonos revolucionarios
todavía estaban sujetos
a la corona británica.
Pero la vieja 314 emboscada
la unidad de guardia inglesa
y robó las Joyas de la Corona
aquí mismo en Virginia,
luego los escondí en el
barril de un gigantesco
regimiento de Goliat mecánico.
Hay un 1.
La reivindicación está tan cerca.
¡Mira!
¡Hay un 3!
¡Si!
¡Hubo un 314º!
[gruñidos de emoción]
¡Finalmente es verdad!
¡Mi teoría es cierta!
¡Es verdad!
[náuseas]
[gemidos]
DOCTOR: Sí, absolutamente, doctor.
Estoy de acuerdo.
Probé fondos mutuos
CD's del mercado monetario, y yo solo
parece que no puedo mantener
por delante de la inflación.
El riesgo, Dr. Keen, es
el combustible de la riqueza.
Toma a los conquistadores
del siglo XVI.
Lo arriesgaron todo para
encontrar riqueza en el Nuevo Mundo.
Y lo encontraron.
¿No es así?
Si.

English: 
of England to America, to remind
those revolutionary colonists
they were still subject
to the British crown.
But the old 314th ambushed
the English guard unit
and stole the Crown Jewels
right here in Virginia,
then hid them in the
barrel of a gigantic
regiment mechanical Goliath.
There's a 1.
Vindication is so close.
Look!
There's a 3!
Yes!
There was a 314th!
[grunts excitement]
Finally it's true!
My theory is true!
It's true!
[gagging]
[groans]
DOCTOR: Yes, absolutely, Doctor.
I agree.
I've tried mutual funds,
money market CD's, and I just
can't seem to keep
ahead of inflation.
Risk, Dr. Keen, is
the fuel of wealth.
Take the conquistadors
of the 1500s.
They risked everything to
find wealth in the New World.
And they found it.
Didn't they?
Yes.

Filipino: 
ng England sa Amerika, upang ipaalala
iyong mga rebolusyonaryong kolonyista
subject pa rin sila
sa korona ng British.
Ngunit ang matandang ika-314 ay inambush
ang English guard unit
at ninakaw ang mga Crown Jewels
dito mismo sa Virginia,
pagkatapos ay itinago ang mga ito sa
bariles ng isang gigantic
regimentong mekanikal na Goliath.
Mayroong 1.
Napakalapit ng pagbibigayan.
Tingnan mo!
Mayroong isang 3!
Oo!
Nagkaroon ng ika-314!
[grunts kaguluhan]
Sa wakas totoo ito!
Totoo ang teorya ko!
Totoo iyon!
[gagging]
[daing]
DOKTOR: Oo, ganap, Doktor.
Sumasang-ayon ako.
Sinubukan ko ang kapwa pondo,
money market CD's, at ako lang
hindi maaaring panatilihin
maaga sa inflation.
Ang peligro, si Dr. Keen, ay
ang gasolina ng yaman.
Kunin ang mga mananakop
ng 1500s.
Pinagsapalaran nila ang lahat
makahanap ng yaman sa Bagong Daigdig.
At nasumpungan nila ito.
Hindi ba?
Oo.

Hindi: 
इंग्लैंड के अमेरिका को याद दिलाने के लिए
वे क्रांतिकारी उपनिवेशवादी
वे अभी भी विषय थे
ब्रिटिश ताज को।
लेकिन पुराने 314 वें घात लगाए थे
अंग्रेजी रक्षक इकाई
और क्राउन ज्वेल्स चुरा लिया
वर्जीनिया में यहीं,
फिर उन्हें अंदर छिपा दिया
एक विशाल का बैरल
रेजिमेंट मैकेनिकल गोलियत।
एक 1 है।
वंदना इतनी करीब है।
देखो!
एक 3 है!
हाँ!
314 वाँ था!
[घबराहट उत्साह]
अंत में यह सच है!
मेरा सिद्धांत सत्य है!
यह सच है!
[गैगिंग]
[हाँफ्ते]
डॉक्टर: हाँ, बिल्कुल, डॉक्टर।
मैं सहमत हूँ।
मैंने म्यूचुअल फंड की कोशिश की है,
पैसा बाजार सीडी का, और मैं बस
रख नहीं सकते
महंगाई के आगे।
जोखिम, डॉ। कीन, है
धन का ईंधन।
विजय प्राप्त करने वालों को ले लो
1500 के दशक में।
उन्होंने सब कुछ करने का जोखिम उठाया
नई दुनिया में धन पाते हैं।
और उन्होंने इसे पा लिया।
क्या वे नहीं थे?
हाँ।

Hindi: 
लेकिन कई लोगों की मौत हो गई।
श्री। बिल: तो आपका
डॉक्टर मित्र को पता चल जाएगा
मेरी धातु बुमेरांग क्या है?
ABNER: ओह, बिल्कुल।
डॉ। रेडनर ग्लेनक्लिफ है
प्राइमेंट प्राइवेट कलेक्टर
ऐतिहासिक कलाकृतियों की
राष्ट्र में।
और सौभाग्य से
हमें, वह एक बुद्धिमान व्यक्ति है
बिना किसी पूर्व धारणा के
इतिहास कैसे लिखा गया था।
ANNOUNCER (ON PA): डॉ। वोंग,
कृपया इमरजेंसी को रिपोर्ट करें।
क्या मैं आपकी मदद कर सकता हूं?
हाँ।
मेरे पास एक पूर्वाग्रह था
एक बार धारणा।
लेकिन यह निकला
कुछ बनना है
मैंने पहले ही सोच लिया था।
जब वह यह देखता है,
वह मेरे सिद्धांत के पीछे लग जाएगा
और बोर्ड ऑफ रीजेंट
उसकी बात मानेंगे।
अच्छा, मैं तुम्हारे लिए क्या कर सकता हूं?
डॉ। अबनर मेलन को देखना है
डॉ। रेडनर ग्लेनक्लिफ कृपया।
ओह मुझे खेद है।
डॉ। ग्लेनक्लिफ नहीं है
फिलहाल उपलब्ध है।
ओह।
ओह, आई एम-- आई एम सॉरी।
लेकिन मेरे पास अपॉइंटमेंट था।
ओह?
श्री। बिल: मुझे इसे संभालने दो।
मेरी अच्छी औरत, कृपया
डॉक्टर को बताएं
वह दो व्यक्ति
प्रतीक्षा में
कब्जे में हैं
एक धातु प्लेट की
एक विशाल तोप से
गोलियत कहा जाता है।
[Zapping]
ओह!

Filipino: 
Ngunit maraming lalaki ang namatay.
GINOO. BILL: Kaya iyong
malalaman ng kaibigan ng doktor
ano ang aking metal boomerang?
ABNER: Ay, ganap.
Dr Radner Glencliff ay ang
nangungunang pribadong kolektor
ng mga artifact sa kasaysayan
sa bansa.
At sa kabutihang palad para sa
kami, siya ay isang matalinong tao
na walang paunang pagpapalagay
tungkol sa kung paano isinulat ang kasaysayan.
ANNOUNCER (SA PA): Dr. Wong,
mangyaring iulat sa Emergency.
Pwede ba kitang matulungan?
Oo.
May preconceived na ako
pahiwatig minsan.
Ngunit naging pala
maging isang bagay
Naisip ko na.
Kapag nakita niya ito,
makukuha niya ang aking teorya
at ang Lupon ng mga Regent
makikinig sa kanya.
Kaya, ano ang maaari kong gawin para sa iyo?
Dr Abner Melon upang makita
Mangyaring mangyaring Dr. Radner Glencliff.
Ay, pasensya na po.
Hindi si Dr. Glencliff
magagamit sa ngayon
Oh
Ay, ako-- Humihingi ako ng paumanhin.
Ngunit mayroon naman akong appointment.
Oh
GINOO. BILL: Hayaan mo akong hawakan ito.
Mabait kong babae, mabait
sabihin sa doktor
na ang dalawang tao
naghihintay sa anteroom
ay nasa pagmamay-ari
ng isang metal plate
mula sa isang higanteng kanyon
tinawag na Goliath.
[zapping]
Oh!

Spanish: 
Pero muchos hombres murieron.
SEÑOR. BILL: Entonces tu
el doctor amigo sabrá
¿Cuál es mi boomerang de metal?
ABNER: Oh, absolutamente.
Dr. Radner Glencliff es el
coleccionista privado preeminente
de artefactos históricos
en la nación.
Y afortunadamente para
nosotros, es un hombre sabio
sin nociones preconcebidas
sobre cómo se escribió la historia.
LOCUTOR (EN PA): Dr. Wong,
informe a Emergencias.
¿Puedo ayudarte?
Si.
Tuve un preconcebido
noción una vez.
Pero resultó
ser algo
Ya lo había pensado.
Cuando ve esto,
él apoyará mi teoría
y la Junta de Regentes
lo escuchará.
Bueno, ¿qué puedo hacer por ti?
Dr. Abner Melon para ver
Dr. Radner Glencliff, por favor.
Oh lo siento.
Dr. Glencliff no es
disponible en este momento.
Oh.
Oh, yo ... lo siento.
Pero tenía una cita.
¿Oh?
SEÑOR. BILL: Déjame manejar esto.
Mi buena mujer, amablemente
dile al doctor
que las dos personas
esperando en la antesala
están en posesión
de una placa de metal
de un cañón gigante
llamado Goliat.
[zapping]
Oh!

English: 
But many men died.
MR. BILL: So your
doctor friend will know
what my metal boomerang is?
ABNER: Oh, absolutely.
Dr. Radner Glencliff is the
preeminent private collector
of historical artifacts
in the nation.
And fortunately for
us, he's a wise man
with no preconceived notions
about how history was written.
ANNOUNCER (ON PA): Dr. Wong,
please report to Emergency.
Can I help you?
Yes.
I had a preconceived
notion once.
But it turned out
to be something
I'd already thought of.
When he sees this,
he'll get behind my theory
and the Board of Regents
will listen to him.
Well, what can I do for you?
Dr. Abner Melon to see
Dr. Radner Glencliff please.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Dr. Glencliff is not
available at the moment.
Oh.
Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry.
But I did have an appointment.
Oh?
MR. BILL: Let me handle this.
My good woman, kindly
tell the doctor
that the two persons
waiting in the anteroom
are in possession
of a metal plate
from a giant cannon
called Goliath.
[zapping]
Oh!

Filipino: 
[beeping]
Tumayo ka doon.
- Doon?
- Doon.
GINOO. BILL: Over--
Doon!
Dito?
Gagawin ko raw ito.
Nakuha ko ang DR-period sa harap
ng pangalan ko, hindi ikaw, Ernest.
Maaari ba akong magkaroon ng aking
boomerang back po?
[swooshing]
[clang]
Ow.
[mga ungol]
Hindi ko siya kilala.
Sinundan niya ako dito.
Ginawa niya.
Mga ginoo, ginoo,
pasok ka na
Pasensya na sa abala
ikaw, doktor.
Oh, ito ay napakalaki.
Tingnan mo, ang Greco-Roman
dibdib ni Zeus.
Oh, Cleopatra's--
Tuktok ng tubo
Saranggola ni Ben Franklin.
Doctor, nakakita ako ng mga larawan
ng mga item na ito sa magazine.
Ngunit upang makita sila
sa personal ay totoo
isang nakamamanghang karanasan.
Ginugol ko ang isang buhay
at mga kapalaran sa serbisyo
pagkolekta ng kung ano ang nakikita mo dito.
May kilala akong lalaki na
nakolektang mga pakpak ng roach.

Hindi: 
[बीप]
तुम वहीं खड़े रहो।
- वहॉ पर?
- वहॉ पर।
श्री। बिल: ओवर--
वहॉ पर!
यहाँ पर?
मैं ऐसा करने वाला हूं।
मैंने डीआर-पीरियड सामने रखा है
मेरे नाम के, तुम नहीं, अर्नेस्ट।
क्या मैं अपने
बूमरैंग वापस कृपया?
[Swooshing]
[बजना]
ओउ।
[ग्रन्ट्स]
मैं उसे नहीं जानता।
उसने यहां मेरा पीछा किया।
उसने किया।
सज्जन, सज्जन,
ठीक से अंदर आओ।
रोकने के लिए क्षमा चाहते हैं
आप, डॉक्टर।
ओह, यह भारी है।
देखो, ग्रीको-रोमन
ज़ीउस की हलचल।
ओह, क्लियोपेट्रा की--
ट्यूब का ऊपरी भाग।
बेन फ्रैंकलिन की पतंग।
डॉक्टर, मैंने तस्वीरें देखी हैं
पत्रिकाओं में इन मदों की।
लेकिन उन्हें देखना है
वास्तव में है
एक लुभावनी अनुभव।
मैंने जीवन भर बिताया है
और सेवा किस्मत
यहां जो कुछ भी आप देख रहे हैं उसे एकत्रित करना
मैं एक आदमी को जानता था जो
रोच पंख एकत्र किया।

Spanish: 
[pitido]
Te quedas ahí.
- ¿Por ahí?
- Por ahí.
SEÑOR. BILL: Terminado ...
¡Por ahí!
¿Aqui?
Se supone que debo estar haciendo esto.
Tengo el período DR al frente
de mi nombre, no tú, Ernesto.
¿Podría tener mi
boomerang de vuelta por favor?
[swooshing]
[sonido metálico]
Ay.
[gruñidos]
Yo no lo conozco.
Me siguió hasta aquí.
Él hizo.
Señores, señores,
entra directamente.
Disculpa por interrumpir
usted, doctor.
Oh, esto es abrumador.
Mira, el grecorromano
busto de Zeus.
Oh, Cleopatra's ...
Parte superior del tubo.
Cometa de Ben Franklin.
Doctor, he visto fotos
de estos artículos en revistas.
Pero para verlos
en persona es verdaderamente
una experiencia impresionante.
He pasado toda una vida
y fortunas de servicios
recogiendo lo que ves aquí.
Conocí a un chico que
recogió alas de cucaracha.

English: 
[beeping]
You stand over there.
- Over there?
- Over there.
MR. BILL: Over--
Over there!
Over here?
I'm supposed to be doing this.
I've got the D-R-period in front
of my name, not you, Ernest.
Could I have my
boomerang back please?
[swooshing]
[clang]
Ow.
[grunts]
I don't know him.
He followed me here.
He did.
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
come right in.
Sorry to interrupt
you, doctor.
Oh, this is overwhelming.
Look, the Greco-Roman
bust of Zeus.
Oh, Cleopatra's--
Tube top.
Ben Franklin's kite.
Doctor, I've seen pictures
of these items in magazines.
But to see them
in person is truly
a breathtaking experience.
I've spent a lifetime
and service fortunes
collecting what you see here.
I knew a guy who
collected roach wings.

Spanish: 
Tiene uno de África.
Es tan grande como un matamoscas.
La Sra. Wilson dijo algo
sobre una placa de identificación.
Si.
Ernest encontró esto en
el sitio de construcción
en Fairway Estates.
¿Ver?
3, 1, 4.
GLENCLIFF: Mmm ...
[clics del obturador]
Ciertamente tiene el
marcas correctas.
Parecía el correcto
aleaciones para el período.
Has hecho un
datación por carbono todavía?
No, pero el chip
los puntos son tan obvios.
GLENCLIFF: Sí, lo son.
[boing]
Estoy de acuerdo contigo.
Este podría ser el
artículo genuino.
Bueno, bien por ti.
ABNER: Entonces
apoya mi teoría
con la Junta de Regentes?
GLENCLIFF: Ahora, Abner, nosotros
aquí no puedo ir a medias.
[crujidos]
Aparte de este poquito
de evidencia de que el regimiento
existió, no tienes nada.
Ahora, Dr. Melon, incluso si
íbamos a aceptar esto
[gemidos de disgusto]
--como prueba de que el verde
Los habituales de la montaña no eran solo
una ficcion, seguro tu
puedo ver que todavía estamos
muy lejos de tener
cualquier evidencia real
que las joyas de la corona de Inglaterra
estaban escondidos dentro de un cañón.

Filipino: 
Mayroon siyang isa mula sa Africa.
Ito ay kasing laki ng isang fly swatter.
May sinabi si Ms.
tungkol sa isang plate ng ID.
Oo.
Natagpuan ito ni Ernest sa
ang lugar ng konstruksyon
sa Fairway Estates.
Kita mo ba
3, 1, 4.
GLENCLIFF: Hmm--
[shutter click]
Tiyak na mayroon ang
tamang pagmamarka.
Parang tama
mga haluang metal para sa panahon.
Nagawa mo na ba a
carbon dating pa?
Hindi ngunit ang maliit na tilad
halata na halata.
GLENCLIFF: Oo sila.
[boing]
Sumasang-ayon ako sa iyo.
Ito ay maaaring ang
tunay na artikulo
Well, mabuti para sa iyo.
ABNER: Kung gayon magagawa mo
suportahan ang aking teorya
kasama ang Lupon ng mga Regent?
GLENCLIFF: Ngayon, Abner, kami
hindi maaaring pumunta sa kalahating-cocked dito.
[kaluskos]
Maliban sa maliit na ito
ng katibayan na ang rehimen
umiiral, wala kang anuman.
Ngayon, Dr Melon, kahit na
tatanggapin namin ito--
[naiinis na daing]
- Bilang patunay na ang Green
Ang mga Regular ng Bundok ay hindi lamang
isang kathang-isip, tiyak na ikaw
Makikita na tayo pa rin
malayo pa sa pagkakaroon
anumang tunay na katibayan
na ang mga alahas sa korona ng Inglatera
ay nakatago sa loob ng isang kanyon.

English: 
He's got one from Africa.
It's as big as a fly swatter.
Ms. Wilson said something
about an ID plate.
Yes.
Ernest found this at
the construction site
at the Fairway Estates.
See?
3, 1, 4.
GLENCLIFF: Hmm--
[shutter clicks]
Certainly has the
right markings.
Seemed like the right
alloys for the period.
Have you done a
carbon dating yet?
No but the chip
points are so obvious.
GLENCLIFF: Yes they are.
[boing]
I agree with you.
This could be the
genuine article.
Well, good for you.
ABNER: Then you'll
support my theory
with the Board of Regents?
GLENCLIFF: Now, Abner, we
can't go off half-cocked here.
[crackles]
Other than this little bit
of evidence that the regiment
existed, you have nothing.
Now, Dr. Melon, even if
we were to accept this--
[disgusted groans]
--as proof that the Green
Mountain Regulars were not just
a fiction, surely you
can see that we're still
a long way from having
any real evidence
that the crown jewels of England
were hidden inside a cannon.

Hindi: 
उसे अफ्रीका से एक मिला है।
यह फ्लाई स्वैटर जितना बड़ा है।
सुश्री विल्सन ने कुछ कहा
एक आईडी प्लेट के बारे में।
हाँ।
अर्नेस्ट में यह पाया गया
निर्माण स्थल
फेयरवे संपदा पर।
देख?
3, 1, 4।
GLENCLIFF: हम्म--
[शटर क्लिक]
निश्चित रूप से है
सही निशान।
अधिकार की तरह लगे
अवधि के लिए मिश्र।
क्या आपने ए
कार्बन डेटिंग अभी तक?
नहीं, लेकिन चिप
अंक तो स्पष्ट हैं।
GLENCLIFF: हाँ वे हैं।
[बोईंग]
मैं आपसे सहमत हुँ।
यह हो सकता है
वास्तविक लेख।
ठीक, आपके लिए अच्छा है।
ABNER: फिर आप करेंगे
मेरे सिद्धांत का समर्थन करें
बोर्ड ऑफ रीजेंट के साथ?
GLENCLIFF: अब, अबनर, हम
यहां आधा मुर्गा नहीं जा सकता।
[चटक को निरीक्षण]
इसके अलावा थोड़ा बहुत
साक्ष्य है कि रेजिमेंट
अस्तित्व में है, तुम्हारे पास कुछ भी नहीं है।
अब, डॉ। मेलन, भले ही
हम इसे स्वीकार करने वाले थे -
[घृणित कराहना]
- साक्ष्य कि ग्रीन
माउंटेन रेगुलर बस नहीं थे
एक कल्पना, निश्चित रूप से आप
देख सकते हैं कि हम अभी भी कर रहे हैं
होने से एक लंबा रास्ता
कोई वास्तविक सबूत
इंग्लैंड के मुकुट गहने
एक तोप के अंदर छिपे हुए थे।

Hindi: 
अब, यदि यह
कलाकृतियों का नेतृत्व करना था
के कुछ अवशेष
गोलियत, ठीक है, तो आप करेंगे
कुछ है जो मैं समर्थन कर सकता है।
खैर, अगर मैं कर सकता था
Goliath, I-- खोजें
मुझे जो प्रमाण चाहिए वो मुझे चाहिए।
GLENCLIFF: डॉ।
तरबूज, मेरा विश्वास करो।
मुझे आपका सिद्धांत चाहिए
जितना आप करते हैं उतना ही मान्य है।
लेकिन मुझे अभी और समय मिला है।
अधिक?
चलिए, डॉ। मेलन।
मैं हूँ
GLENCLIFF: बढ़िया उम्मीद
आप से बातें, अबनेर।
विश्वविद्यालय
सराहना नहीं करता है
आपके पास क्या संपत्ति है।
आपका बहुत बहुत शुक्रिया।
अब, अगर आपको आना चाहिए
कुछ और के साथ -
- अर्नेस्ट, जाने दो।
- तुम निश्चित हो जाओ और मुझे बुलाओ।
मेरी लड़की होगी
अपनी लड़की को बुलाओ।
हम बैठक लेंगे।
हम लंच करेंगे।
अभी हम वाष्प जाल हैं।
- क्षमा कीजिय।
हम यहाँ से बाहर हैं।
जैसा कि वे अपने में कहते हैं
शौक, हम इतिहास हैं।
[हंसते हुए]
- क्षमा करें, डॉक्टर।
चलिए, अब्नेर।
तुम ऐसा कैसे कर सकते हो?
वह मेरा एकमात्र दोस्त है
पर सवार।
क्या तुम्हें याद है
जब इंडियाना जोन्स
मूर्ति और बड़े को पकड़ लिया
रॉक उसके बाद रोलिंग शुरू कर दिया?
मुझे लगता है कि हमें वही मिला है
यहाँ की स्थिति।
[तीखी आवाज]
[चहकते पक्षी]

Spanish: 
Ahora, si esto
artefacto iban a conducir
a algún remanente de
Goliat, bueno, entonces
tengo algo que pueda apoyar.
Bueno, si pudiera
encontrar a Goliat, yo ...
Tendría la prueba que necesito.
GLENCLIFF: Dr.
Melón, créeme.
Quiero tu teoria
validado tanto como tú.
Pero tengo que tener más.
¿Más?
Vamos, Dr. Melon.
estoy
GLENCLIFF: Esperando genial
cosas tuyas, Abner.
La Universidad
no aprecia
qué activo tienen en ti.
Bueno, muchas gracias.
Ahora, si vienes
con algo más
- Ernest, déjalo ir.
- - asegúrate de llamarme.
Tendré a mi chica
llama a tu chica.
Tomaremos una reunión.
Almorzaremos.
Ahora mismo somos senderos de vapor.
- Disculpe.
Nos vamos de aqui.
Como dicen en tu
hobby, somos historia.
[risas]
- Lo siento, doctor.
Vamos, Abner.
¿Como pudiste?
El es mi unico amigo
a bordo.
Te acuerdas
cuando Indiana Jones
agarró el ídolo y el grande
la roca empezó a rodar tras él?
Creo que tenemos lo mismo
tipo de situación aquí.
[chicharrón]
[pájaros trinando]

Filipino: 
Ngayon, kung ito
nangunguna ang artifact
sa ilang labi ng
Goliath, well, pagkatapos ay gusto mo
may isang bagay na maaari kong suportahan.
Kaya, kung kaya ko
hanapin si Goliath, I--
Mayroon akong patunay na kailangan ko.
GLENCLIFF: Dr.
Melon, maniwala ka sa akin.
Gusto ko ng teorya mo
napatunayan tulad ng ginagawa mo.
Ngunit kakailanganin kong magkaroon ng higit pa.
Dagdag pa
Tayo na, Dr Melon.
Ako
GLENCLIFF: Inaasahan ang malaki
mga bagay mula sa iyo, Abner.
Ang unibersidad
hindi pinahahalagahan
anong asset nila sa iyo.
Well, maraming salamat po.
Ngayon, kung dapat kang dumating
up sa anumang higit pa--
- Ernest, bitawan mo na.
- - sigurado ka at tatawagin mo ako.
Kukunin ko ang aking babae
tawagan mo babae mo
Kami ay kukuha ng isang pagpupulong.
Maglalunch na tayo.
Sa ngayon kami ay mga trail ng singaw.
- Patawarin mo ako.
Wala na kami dito.
Tulad ng sinasabi nila sa iyong
libangan, kasaysayan tayo.
[laughs]
- Paumanhin, doktor.
Tayo na, Abner.
Pano mo nagagawa iyan?
Siya lang ang kaibigan ko
sa pisara.
Naaalala mo ba
noong Indiana Jones
kinuha ang idolo at ang malaki
nagsimulang gumulong ang bato sa kanya?
Sa palagay ko nakuha natin iyon pareho
uri ng sitwasyon dito.
[pag-crack]
[huni ng mga ibon]

English: 
Now, if this
artifact were to lead
to some remnant of
Goliath, well, then you'd
have something I could support.
Well, if I could
find Goliath, I--
I'd have the proof I need.
GLENCLIFF: Dr.
Melon, believe me.
I want your theory
validated as much as you do.
But I've just got to have more.
More?
Let's go, Dr. Melon.
I'm
GLENCLIFF: Expecting great
things from you, Abner.
The university
doesn't appreciate
what an asset they have in you.
Well, thank you very much.
Now, if you should come
up with anything more--
- Ernest, let go.
- --you be sure and call me.
I'll have my girl
call your girl.
We'll take a meeting.
We'll do lunch.
Right now we're vapor trails.
- Excuse me.
We're out of here.
As they say in your
hobby, we're history.
[laughs]
- Sorry, doctor.
Let's go, Abner.
How could you do that?
He's my only friend
on the board.
Do you remember
when Indiana Jones
grabbed the idol and the big
rock started rolling after him?
I think we've got that same
kind of situation here.
[crackling]
[birds chirping]

Spanish: 
Este vecindario parece ...
- un poderoso trabajador
barrio.
Mira.
FRANK: Un cliente.
JOE: Un doctor.
Buen cliente.
Un verdadero ...
- --bueno--
--cliente.
LIBRO: (CANTANDO) YO
soy un poderoso trabajador,
y trabajaré para ti.
Hago tapicería y
míralo como yo.
Soy el poderoso trabajador.
Trabajo para todo lo que hago
- Buenos días señora.
- Buen día.
Buen coche.
¿Pagar en efectivo?
Ya sabes, a menos que esto sea
la cura para el resfriado común,
muchachos, tengo miedo
Estás perdiendo tu tiempo.
[la risa]
Señora, somos tan
terriblemente complacido de estar
capaz de ofrecerte lo increíble
--Mighty Workboy
aspiradora.
Por solo $ 22.
Y 75 centavos.
$ 22.00?
AMBOS: Y 75 centavos.
- De Verdad.
- Sin ataduras.
De Verdad?
Ooh, ¿y tan buen precio?
Aunque hay un
pequeño cargo por financiamiento.
- Y costo de mantenimiento.
- Plus cable.
- Y el motor.
- Encargarse de.
Y archivos adjuntos.
Y tomados juntos
con el precio de ...
- El lindo faro pequeño.
- Ruedas.
Y la bolsa del contenedor de suciedad.
Y por supuesto, el
increíble trabajador poderoso
- nebulizador de insectos.
Se trata de un total de 235 ...
- - dólares--
- - y 16--
- centavos.
Y eso es dinero estadounidense.
Bueno, buena suerte a los dos.

Hindi: 
यह पड़ोस जैसा दिखता है--
- ए माइटी वर्कबॉय
अड़ोस - पड़ोस।
देखो।
फ्रैंक: एक ग्राहक।
जॉय: एक डॉक्टर।
एक अच्छा ग्राहक।
एक वास्तविक--
- --अच्छा--
--ग्राहक।
बुक: (गाना) मैं
मैं ताकतवर हूँ,
और मैं तुम्हारे लिए काम करूंगा।
मैं असबाब और करता हूं
इसे मैं एक के रूप में देखता हूं।
आई एम द माइटी वर्कबॉय।
मैं सभी के लिए काम करता हूँ -
- गुड मॉर्निंग मैम।
- ठीक सुबह।
अच्छी गाड़ी।
नकद भुगतान?
आप जानते हैं, जब तक कि यह नहीं है
आम सर्दी के लिए इलाज,
फाला, मुझे डर है
आप अपना समय बर्बाद कर रहे हैं।
[हँसी]
मैम, हम बस ऐसे ही हैं
बहुत खुशी हुई
आप अद्भुत पेशकश करने में सक्षम -
- मैटी वर्कबॉय
वैक्यूम क्लीनर।
केवल $ 22 के लिए।
और 75 सेंट।
$ 22.00?
दोनों: और 75 सेंट।
- वास्तव में।
- कोई सेटिंग संलग्न नहीं है।
वास्तव में?
ऊह, और इतनी अच्छी कीमत?
हालांकि एक है
छोटे वित्तपोषण शुल्क।
- और लागत वहन करना।
- प्लस।
- और मोटर।
- संभाल।
और संलग्नक।
और साथ लिया
की कीमत के साथ -
- प्यारा सा हेडलाइट।
- पहिए।
और गंदगी कंटेनर बैग।
और हां, द
अद्भुत शक्तिशाली Workboy--
- फॉगर।
यह कुल 235-- के लिए आता है
- डॉल्डर्स--
- - और 16--
--cents।
और वह अमेरिकी पैसा है।
खैर, आप दोनों को शुभकामनाएँ।

English: 
This neighborhood looks like--
--a Mighty Workboy
neighborhood.
Look.
FRANK: A customer.
JOE: A doctor.
A good customer.
A real--
- --good--
--customer.
BOOK: (SINGING) I
am Mighty Workboy,
and I will work for you.
I do upholstery and
watch it as a I do.
I'm the Mighty Workboy.
I work for all I do--
- Good morning, ma'am.
- Fine morning.
Nice car.
Pay cash?
You know, unless this is
the cure for the common cold,
fellas, I'm afraid
you're wasting your time.
[laughter]
Ma'am, we are just so
terribly pleased to be
able to offer you the amazing--
--Mighty Workboy
vacuum cleaner.
For only $22.
And 75 cents.
$22.00?
BOTH: And 75 cents.
- Really.
- No strings attached.
Really?
Ooh, and such a good price?
Although there is a
small financing charge.
- And carrying cost.
- Plus cord.
- And the motor.
- Handle.
And attachments.
And taken together
with the price of--
- The cute little headlight.
- Wheels.
And the dirt container bag.
And of course, the
amazing Mighty Workboy--
--bug fogger.
It comes to a total of 235--
- --dollars--
- --and 16--
--cents.
And that's American money.
Well, good luck to you both.

Filipino: 
Ang kapitbahayan na ito ay parang--
- Isang Makapangyarihang Workboy
kapitbahayan
Tingnan mo
FRANK: Isang customer.
JOE: Isang doktor.
Ang isang mahusay na customer.
Isang tunay--
- - mabuti--
--customer.
AKLAT: (SINGING) I
am Mighty Workboy,
at ako ay magtatrabaho para sa iyo.
Gumagawa ako ng tapiserya at
panoorin ito bilang isang ginagawa ko.
Ako ang Makapangyarihang Workboy.
Nagtatrabaho ako para sa lahat ng ginagawa ko--
- Magandang umaga, ma'am.
- Magandang umaga.
Magandang kotse.
Magbayad ng cash?
Alam mo, maliban kung ito ay
ang gamot para sa karaniwang sipon,
fellas, natatakot ako
sinasayang mo lang ang oras mo.
[tawa]
Ma'am, kami lang talaga
kilabot na nalulugod na maging
nag-aalok sa iyo ng kamangha-manghang--
- Makapangyarihang Workboy
vacuum cleaner.
Sa halagang $ 22 lamang.
At 75 sentimo.
$ 22.00?
DALAWA: At 75 sentimo.
- Talaga.
- Walang nakakabit na mga string.
Talaga?
Ooh, at napakahusay na presyo?
Bagaman mayroong isang
maliit na singil sa financing.
- At pagdadala ng gastos.
- Plus cord.
- At ang motor.
- Hawakan.
At mga kalakip.
At pinagsama
sa presyo ng--
- Ang cute na maliit na ilaw ng ilaw.
- Mga gulong.
At ang lalagyan na lalagyan ng dumi.
At syempre, ang
kamangha-manghang Mighty Workboy--
--bug fogger.
Dumating ito sa isang kabuuang 235--
- --dollars--
- --at 16--
- mga sentimo.
At pera na Amerikano iyon.
Well, good luck sa inyong dalawa.

Filipino: 
Yeah--
- Iyon lamang ang ating--
- --kopya.
- Kunin mo.
- Hindi pwede.
- Kunin mo.
- Hindi pwede.
- Kunin mo.
- Hindi pwede.
- Kunin mo.
- Hindi pwede.
Kunin mo.
Natigil!
Talaga?
NAN: Abner?
Mahal?
Hulaan mo kung ano ang binili ko?
Kinausap lang ako nito.
- Wala nang damit.
- Napakagandang paglipat nito.
Nan, akala ko ba sinabi ko sa iyo
na hindi na natin kayang bayaran--
Hindi, ang bagong kotse na aking napuntahan
hinahangad at pinapangarap.
- Isang sasakyan?
- Mhm.
Bago?
Well, syempre, mahal.
Bagong kotse?
Sa gagawin ko?
Abner, huwag mo akong sigawan.
Isang kagalang-galang ka
propesor ng unibersidad,
at ako ang iyong mapagmahal na asawa.
Alam ko lang na ayaw mo
gusto kong pumunta sa Dean's
katangan sa rickety na iyon
beat-up old Dodge Dart ngayon
gusto mo, mahal?
At sa tagsibol na ito,
syempre, kami na
maanyayahan sa
Pangangaso ng Easter Egg ng Chancellor.
Ngayon ay makakarating tayo sa istilo.
Kaya paano ito pupunta ngayon
ang Lupon ng mga Regent?
Nagustuhan ba nila ang iyong artikulo?
Hmm?
Uh, sila-- um--
Sila ano?
Sa gayon, sila ay, uh,
medyo nag-aatubili.
Ako-- sasabihin ko.
Pinahiya mo ako
ulit di ba
Hindi hindi hindi hindi.
Hindi ko, Nan.

Hindi: 
Yeah--
- वह केवल हमारा है--
- - कोपी।
- उसे ले लो।
- नहीं हो सकता।
- उसे ले लो।
- नहीं हो सकता।
- उसे ले लो।
- नहीं हो सकता।
- उसे ले लो।
- नहीं हो सकता।
उसे ले लो।
अटक गया!
वास्तव में?
नान: अब्नेर?
शहद?
लगता है कि मैं क्या खरीदा?
यह सिर्फ मुझसे बात की।
- अधिक कपड़े नहीं।
- ओह, यह इतनी अच्छी चाल है।
नान, मुझे लगा कि मैंने तुमसे कहा था
कि हम किसी भी अधिक खर्च नहीं कर सकते -
नहीं, मैं जो नई कार ले आया हूं
चाह रहा है और सपने देख रहा हूं।
- एक गाडी?
- मम्।
एक नया?
खैर, ज़ाहिर है, प्रिय।
एक नई कार?
मैं क्या बनाऊं?
अबनेर, मुझ पर चिल्लाओ मत।
तुम एक अच्छी तरह से सम्मानित हो
विश्वविद्यालय में प्रोफेसर,
और मैं आपकी प्यारी पत्नी हूं।
मुझे पता था कि तुम नहीं करोगे
मैं डीन के पास जाना चाहता हूं
उस विकरालता में टी
हरा-भरा पुराना डॉज डार्ट अब
क्या तुम, मधु?
और यह वसंत,
बेशक, हम करेंगे
के लिए आमंत्रित किया
चांसलर का ईस्टर एग शिकार।
अब हम शैली में आ सकते हैं।
तो आज यह कैसे होगा
बोर्ड ऑफ रीजेंट्स
क्या उन्हें आपका लेख पसंद आया?
हम्म?
उह, वे - उम -
वे क्या?
खैर, वे थे, उह,
कुछ हद तक अनिच्छुक।
मैं-- मैं कहूंगा।
तुमने मुझे शर्मिंदा किया
फिर से, तुम नहीं?
नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं।
मैं नहीं था, नेन।

English: 
Yeah--
- That's our only--
- --copy.
- Get it.
- Can't.
- Get it.
- Can't.
- Get it.
- Can't.
- Get it.
- Can't.
Get it.
Stuck!
Really?
NAN: Abner?
Honey?
Guess what I bought?
It just spoke to me.
- Not more clothes.
- Oh, it's such a good move.
Nan, I thought I told you
that we can't afford any more--
No, that new car I've been
wishing and dreaming for.
- A car?
- Mhm.
A new one?
Well, of course, dear.
A new car?
On what I make?
Abner, don't yell at me.
You're a well-respected
university professor,
and I'm your loving wife.
I just knew you wouldn't
want me to go to the Dean's
tee in that rickety
beat-up old Dodge Dart now
would you, honey?
And this spring,
of course, we'll
be invited to the
Chancellor's Easter Egg hunt.
Now we can arrive in style.
So how'd it go today
the Board of Regents?
Did they like your article?
Hmm?
Uh, they-- um--
They what?
Well, they were, uh,
somewhat reluctant.
I-- I would say.
You embarrassed me
again, didn't you?
No, no, no, no.
I didn't, Nan.

Spanish: 
Si--
- Ese es nuestro único ...
- --Copiar.
- Consíguelo.
- No puedo.
- Consíguelo.
- No puedo.
- Consíguelo.
- No puedo.
- Consíguelo.
- No puedo.
Consíguelo.
¡Atascado!
De Verdad?
NAN: ¿Abner?
¿Miel?
¿Adivina lo que compré?
Me acaba de hablar.
- No más ropa.
- Oh, es un buen movimiento.
Nan, pensé haberte dicho
que no podemos permitirnos más
No, ese auto nuevo que he sido
deseando y soñando.
- ¿Un coche?
- Mhm.
¿Uno nuevo?
Bueno, por supuesto, querido.
¿Un coche nuevo?
En lo que hago?
Abner, no me grites.
Eres muy respetado
profesor universitario,
y soy tu amada esposa.
Solo sabía que no lo harías
quieres que vaya al decano
tee en ese desvencijado
golpeado viejo Dodge Dart ahora
lo harías, cariño?
Y esta primavera
por supuesto, nosotros
ser invitado al
Búsqueda de huevos de Pascua del canciller.
Ahora podemos llegar con estilo.
Entonces, ¿cómo te fue hoy?
la Junta de Regentes?
¿Les gustó tu artículo?
¿Hmm?
Uh, ellos ... um ...
Ellos que?
Bueno, estaban, eh,
algo reacio.
Yo ... yo diría.
Me avergonzaste
de nuevo, ¿no?
No no no no.
No lo hice, Nan.

English: 
I--
Mm, you brought up that
theory again, didn't you?
Maybe a little bit at
first, I brought it up look.
But look, look.
Ernest found a cannon
plate at Fairway Estates
in the subdivision.
Ernest?
Abner, how many times have
I told you never to be seen
socializing with that bonehead?
Now, you're a
professor of standing.
You will ruin our
sterling reputation.
But I think he's made a
pretty incredible discovery.
Now, you keep your little
discoveries to yourself.
Especially when that
Ernest is involved,
and everything'll be just fine.
Your tenure will
lock in our future
and we will have
nothing to worry about.
OK?
Tell me I'm pretty.
Pretty.
Gimme a kiss.
Really hate that tie, dear.
Really do.
Ooh, yummy.
[sighs]
[birds chirping]
Hey, so what's next?
A press release. (AS REPORTER)
New find proves lost regiment.
Hey, "The Enquirer"
will call for sure.
"Nightline,"
"Unsolved Mysteries."
If it's sweets week, we might
even get to meet Madonna.
Oh now, Ernest, please.

Spanish: 
YO--
Mm, mencionaste eso
teoría de nuevo, ¿no?
Tal vez un poco en
primero, lo mencioné, mira.
Pero mira, mira.
Ernesto encontró un cañón
plato en Fairway Estates
en la subdivisión.
Ernesto?
Abner, cuantas veces
Te dije que nunca te vieran
socializando con ese idiota?
Ahora eres un
profesor de pie.
Arruinarás nuestro
excelente reputación.
Pero creo que ha hecho un
descubrimiento bastante increíble.
Ahora te quedas con tu pequeño
descubrimientos a ti mismo.
Especialmente cuando eso
Ernesto está involucrado,
y todo estará bien.
Tu mandato será
bloquear en nuestro futuro
y tendremos
nada de que preocuparse.
¿De acuerdo?
Dime que soy linda.
Bonita.
Dame un beso.
Realmente odio esa corbata, querida.
Realmente.
Ooh, delicioso.
[suspiros]
[pájaros trinando]
Oye, entonces, ¿qué sigue?
Comunicado de prensa. (COMO REPORTERO)
Nuevo hallazgo prueba regimiento perdido.
Oye, "The Enquirer"
llamará seguro.
"Nightline"
"Misterios sin resolver."
Si es la semana de los dulces, podríamos
incluso llegar a conocer a Madonna.
Oh, ahora, Ernest, por favor.

Filipino: 
Ako--
Mm, dinala mo yan
teorya na naman di ba?
Siguro medyo sa
una, nagdala ako ng tingin.
Ngunit tingnan, tingnan mo.
Nakahanap si Ernest ng isang kanyon
plate sa Fairway Estates
sa subdivision.
Ernest?
Abner, ilang beses na
Sinabi ko sayo na wag ka nang makita
nakikisalamuha sa bonehead na iyon?
Ngayon, ikaw ay isang
propesor ng nakatayo.
Sisirain mo ang aming
lubos na reputasyon.
Ngunit sa palagay ko ay ginawa siyang isang
medyo hindi kapani-paniwalang pagtuklas.
Ngayon, itinatago mo ang iyong maliit
mga tuklas sa iyong sarili.
Lalo na pag ganun
Kasama si Ernest,
at magiging maayos lang ang lahat.
Ang iyong panunungkulan ay
lock sa ating hinaharap
at magkakaroon tayo
walang dapat alalahanin.
OK?
Sabihin mo sa akin na maganda ako.
Medyo.
Gimme a kiss.
Talagang kinamumuhian ang kurbatang iyon, mahal.
Talagang gawin.
Ooh, masarap.
[mga buntong-hininga]
[huni ng mga ibon]
Hoy, ano ang susunod?
Isang press release. (AS REPORTER)
Pinatutunayan ng bagong hanapin ang nawalang pamumuhay.
Hoy, "The Enquirer"
tatawag sigurado.
"Nightline,"
"Hindi nalutas na Misteryo."
Kung linggo ng matamis, baka
makilala pa si Madonna.
Oh ngayon, Ernest, mangyaring.

Hindi: 
मैं--
मैम, आपने उसे पाला
सिद्धांत फिर, तुम नहीं किया?
शायद थोड़ा सा
सबसे पहले, मैं इसे देखने के लिए लाया।
लेकिन देखो, देखो।
अर्नेस्ट को एक तोप मिली
फेयरवे संपदा पर प्लेट
उपखंड में।
अर्नेस्ट?
अबनर, कितनी बार
मैंने तुमसे कहा था कि कभी न देखा जाए
उस हड्डी के साथ समाजीकरण?
अब, आप ए
खड़े रहने वाले प्रो।
आप हमारी बर्बादी करेंगे
स्टर्लिंग प्रतिष्ठा।
लेकिन मुझे लगता है कि उन्होंने ए
बहुत अविश्वसनीय खोज।
अब, आप अपने छोटे को रखें
खुद को खोजता है।
खासकर जब वह
अर्नेस्ट शामिल है,
और सब कुछ ठीक हो जाएगा।
आपका कार्यकाल होगा
हमारे भविष्य में ताला
और हमारे पास होगा
किसी बारे में चिन्ता की जरूरत नहीं।
ठीक?
मुझे बताओ की मैं सुंदर हूँ।
सुंदर हे।
मुझे चुंबन दो।
सच में नफरत है कि टाई, प्रिय।
सच में है।
ऊँ, यम्।
[आह]
[चहकते पक्षी]
अरे, तो आगे क्या है?
एक प्रेस विज्ञप्ति। (प्रतिनिधि के रूप में)
नई खोज खोई हुई रेजिमेंट साबित होती है।
अरे, "द इन्क्वायरर"
सुनिश्चित करने के लिए फोन करेंगे।
"Nightline,"
"अनसुलझा रहस्य।"
यदि यह सप्ताह मिठाई है, तो हम कर सकते हैं
यहां तक ​​कि मैडोना से मिलने के लिए।
ओह, अर्नेस्ट, कृपया।

English: 
Hold on.
We should go to DC and
talk to those Smithsonians.
Now, there's a family that
knows a lot about old stuff.
No, Ernest, you
go back to your job.
I go back to mine.
We do nothing.
Boy, aren't we a team?
And what about that Goliath.
Don't you just love big cannons?
Taking those big wire brushes
and running them up and down
that barrel?
Please, Ernest,
enough with the cannon!
Enough!
If I even mention
my theory again,
the university will lock me
up and throw away the key.
Come on, Dr. Melon, through a
stroke of incredibly dumb luck,
you have the chance to
have a 40-pound adventure
on a 5-pound test line.
So what do you say, huh?
What do you say?
You got something on your tie.
- Huh?
Gotcha.
[laughs]
Ernest!
I hate that!
Do you think that's clever?!
Because I don't
think it's funny!
Look at me!
I'm not laughing!
See?
I'm sorry, Dr. Melon.
I-- I was just trying
to cheer you up.
Ernest, don't bother!
Please!
Dreaming of finding
Goliath was nothing more
than a fiction, a soap bubble.
Nobody believes my theory.
I'm not even sure I do anymore.

Hindi: 
रुको।
हमें डीसी के पास जाना चाहिए और
उन स्मिथसोनियन से बात करें।
अब, एक परिवार है कि
पुराने सामान के बारे में बहुत कुछ जानता है।
नहीं, अर्नेस्ट, आप
अपनी नौकरी पर वापस जाओ।
मैं वापस मेरे पास जाता हूं।
हम कुछ नहीं करते।
लड़का, क्या हम एक टीम नहीं हैं?
और उस गोलियत का क्या।
क्या आपको सिर्फ बड़े तोपों से प्यार नहीं है?
उन बड़े वायर ब्रश को लेना
और उन्हें ऊपर और नीचे चला रहे हैं
वह बैरल?
कृपया, अर्नेस्ट,
तोप के साथ पर्याप्त!
बस!
अगर मैं जिक्र भी करूं
मेरा सिद्धांत फिर,
विश्वविद्यालय मुझे बंद कर देगा
ऊपर और चाबी फेंक दो।
डॉ मेलन के माध्यम से आओ
अविश्वसनीय रूप से गूंगे भाग्य का स्ट्रोक,
आपके पास मौका है
40 पाउंड का रोमांच है
5-पाउंड टेस्ट लाइन पर।
तो आप क्या कहते हैं, हुह?
आपका क्या कहना है?
आपको अपनी टाई पर कुछ मिला।
- हुह?
पकड़ लिया।
[हंसते हुए]
अर्नेस्ट!
मुझे उससे नफरत है!
क्या आपको लगता है कि यह चतुर है ?!
क्योंकि मैं नहीं
लगता है कि यह हास्यास्पद है!
मुझे देखो!
मैं नहीं हंस रहा हूं!
देख?
मुझे क्षमा करें, डॉ। मेलन।
मैं-- मैं बस कोशिश कर रहा था
आपका हौसला बढ़ाने के लिए।
अर्नेस्ट, परेशान मत करो!
कृप्या!
खोजने का सपना
गोलियत कुछ ज्यादा नहीं था
एक कल्पना से, एक साबुन का बुलबुला।
कोई भी मेरे सिद्धांत को नहीं मानता।
मुझे भी यकीन नहीं है कि मैं अब और करूँगा।

Spanish: 
Espere.
Deberíamos ir a DC y
hable con los Smithsonianos.
Ahora, hay una familia que
sabe mucho sobre cosas viejas.
No, Ernest, tu
vuelve a tu trabajo.
Vuelvo al mío.
No hacemos nada.
Chico, ¿no somos un equipo?
¿Y qué hay de ese Goliat?
¿No te encantan los cañones grandes?
Tomando esos grandes cepillos de alambre
y subiendo y bajando
ese barril?
Por favor, Ernesto,
¡Basta con el cañón!
¡Suficiente!
Si siquiera menciono
mi teoría de nuevo,
la universidad me encerrará
y tira la llave.
Vamos, Dr. Melon, a través de un
golpe de suerte increíblemente tonta,
tienes la oportunidad de
tener una aventura de 40 libras
en una línea de prueba de 5 libras.
Entonces, ¿qué dices, eh?
¿Qué dices?
Tienes algo en tu corbata.
- ¿Eh?
Te tengo.
[risas]
¡Ernesto!
¡Odio eso!
¿Crees que es inteligente?
Porque yo no
creo que es gracioso!
¡Mírame!
¡No me estoy riendo!
¿Ver?
Lo siento, Dr. Melon.
Yo ... yo solo estaba intentando
para animarte.
¡Ernesto, no te molestes!
¡Por favor!
Soñando con encontrar
Goliat no era más
que una ficción, una pompa de jabón.
Nadie cree en mi teoría.
Ni siquiera estoy seguro de hacerlo más.

Filipino: 
Manatili.
Dapat kaming pumunta sa DC at
kausapin ang mga Smithsonian na iyon.
Ngayon, may isang pamilya na
maraming nalalaman tungkol sa mga lumang bagay.
Hindi, Ernest, ikaw
bumalik ka sa trabaho mo.
Bumalik ako sa akin.
Wala kaming ginagawa.
Boy, hindi ba tayo isang koponan?
At paano ang Goliath na iyon.
Hindi ba't mahilig ka lang sa malalaking kanyon?
Pagkuha ng malalaking brushes ng kawad
at pagpapatakbo sa kanila pataas at pababa
tong bariles?
Mangyaring, Ernest,
sapat na sa kanyon!
Tama na!
Kung babanggitin ko man
ang aking teorya muli,
ikukulong ako ng unibersidad
pataas at itapon ang susi.
Halika, Dr Melon, sa pamamagitan ng a
stroke ng hindi kapani-paniwala na pipi na swerte,
may pagkakataon kang
magkaroon ng 40-pound na pakikipagsapalaran
sa isang linya ng pagsubok na 5-pound.
Kaya ano ang sasabihin mo, ha?
Anong masasabi mo?
May nakuha ka sa iyong kurbatang.
- Ha?
Gotcha.
[laughs]
Ernest!
Ayoko na!
Sa tingin mo matalino yan ?!
Hindi kasi
akala mo nakakatawa!
Tingnan mo ako!
Hindi ako tumatawa!
Kita mo ba
Humihingi ako ng paumanhin, Dr Melon.
Ako-- Sinusubukan ko lang
upang pasayahin ka
Ernest, huwag mag-abala!
Pakiusap!
Pangarap na makahanap
Wala na si Goliath
kaysa sa isang kathang-isip, isang sabon ng bula.
Walang naniniwala sa teorya ko.
Hindi ko na rin sigurado na ginagawa ko na ito.

Hindi: 
वैसे, मुझे विश्वास है
आप में, डॉ। तरबूज।
[संगीत बजाना]
बस मेरी किस्मत।
अर्नेस्ट पी। वॉरेल
मेरा एकमात्र सहयोगी है।
जैसे-जैसे दिन लंबा होता है।
वास्तव में?
वास्तव में।
तो यह क्या होने जा रहा है, हुह?
क्या यह होने जा रहा है (IMITATES)
छात्र) ओह, डॉ। मेलन,
मैं अपना गृहकार्य भूल गया।
ओह, मुझे करना है
फिर से परीक्षा लें
मेरे पांव की जकड़न।
या हम पर चलने के लिए जा रहे हैं
उस कार, उन बड़े पासा को रोल करें,
कोई बात नहीं
परिणाम, आओ क्या हो सकता है
आकाश की सीमा है
रोमांच के लिए।
चलो, हम ए
टीम, हम नहीं हैं?
क्या हम नहीं हैं?
स्टेनली और लिविंगस्टन?
लुईस और क्लार्क?
सन्नी और चेर?
वॉरेल और मेलन?
- खरबूजे Worrell हैं?
- हाँ!
हाँ!
हम एक पर टाई करने जा रहे हैं!
फाड़ दो एक ढीली!
एक को चीर दो!
- कुछ एंटलर्स पर मैकल!
- हाँ!
- हाँ!
- हाँ!
नहीं!

Spanish: 
Bueno tengo fe
en usted, Dr. Melon.
[Reproduciendo música]
Solo mi suerte.
Ernest P. Worrell
es mi unico aliado.
Como el día es largo.
De Verdad?
De Verdad.
Entonces, ¿qué va a ser, eh?
¿Va a ser (IMITA
ESTUDIANTE) Oh, Dr. Melon,
Olvidé mi tarea.
Oh, tengo que
tomar esa prueba de nuevo?
Mi pie está dormido.
¿O vamos a caminar hacia
ese auto, tira esos dados grandes,
no importa el
consecuencias, pase lo que pase,
El cielo es el límite
para la aventura.
Vamos, somos un
equipo, ¿no es así?
¿No es así?
Stanley y Livingston?
¿Lewis y Clark?
¿Sonny y Cher?
Worrell y Melon?
- ¿Melón es Worrell?
- ¡Si!
¡Si!
¡Nos vamos a atar uno!
¡Arranca uno!
¡Estafa uno!
- ¡Muckle sobre unas astas!
- ¡Si!
- ¡Si!
- ¡Si!
¡No!

Filipino: 
Sa gayon, mayroon akong pananampalataya
sa iyo, Dr Melon.
[tugtog ng musika]
Ang swerte ko lang.
Ernest P. Worrell
ay ang aking kaalyado lamang.
Habang ang araw ay mahaba.
Talaga?
Talaga.
Kaya kung ano ang mangyayari, huh?
Magiging (Magagaya ba ito)
AARAL) Oh, Dr. Melon,
Nakalimutan ko ang takdang aralin ko.
Oh, kailangan ko ba
kumuha ulit ng pagsubok na yan?
Tulog na ang paa ko.
O pupunta tayo sa
ang kotse na iyon, igulong ang malalaking dice,
bale ang
kahihinatnan, dumating kung ano ang maaaring,
ang langit ang hangganan
para sa pakikipagsapalaran.
Halika, tayo ay
team di ba?
Hindi ba tayo
Stanley at Livingston?
Si Lewis at Clark?
Sonny at Cher?
Si Worrell at Melon?
- Melon si Worrell?
- Oo!
Oo!
Tatali tayo ng isa!
Punitin ang isang maluwag!
I-rip off ang isa!
- Muckle papunta sa ilang mga sungay!
- Oo!
- Oo!
- Oo!
Hindi!

English: 
Well, I have faith
in you, Dr. Melon.
[music playing]
Just my luck.
Ernest P. Worrell
is my only ally.
As the day is long.
Really?
Really.
So what's it going to be, huh?
Is it to going to be (IMITATES
STUDENT) Oh, Dr. Melon,
I forgot my homework.
Oh, do I have to
take that test again?
My foot's asleep.
Or are we going to walk over to
that car, roll those big dice,
never mind the
consequences, come what may,
the sky's the limit
for adventure.
Come on, we're a
team, aren't we?
Aren't we?
Stanley and Livingston?
Lewis and Clark?
Sonny and Cher?
Worrell and Melon?
- Melon are Worrell?
- Yes!
Yes!
We're going to tie one on!
Tear one loose!
Rip one off!
- Muckle onto some antlers!
- Yes!
- Yes!
- Yes!
No!

Spanish: 
Tengo que dar una clase.
Tendría que tener el
cerebro de un niño de seis años
incluso considerarlo.
Listo cuando tu lo estés.
[risas]
¡OKAY!
¡Pero conduciré!
El seguro de Nan es muy
específico en ese punto!
Dios, nunca lo consigo
conducir coches nuevos.
¿Puedo sacarlo?
del espacio de estacionamiento?
GLENCLIFF: Finalmente,
evidencia directa.
La computadora accede al
Biblioteca histórica de Oxford.
Quiero saber todo lo que hay
es saber sobre el rey Jorge
III, las joyas de la corona,
la montaña verde
Habituales y prerrevolucionarios
Cañón de asedio de guerra llamado Goliat.
Si comenzamos la investigación,
podemos estar expuestos.
Lo que necesitamos es un
alias o un búfer.
Utilice J. Quentin
Universidad, Dr. Abner Melon.
[reproducción de música británica]
[reproducción de música espía]

Hindi: 
मुझे क्लास पढ़ानी है।
मुझे होना पड़ेगा
छह साल के बच्चे का दिमाग
यहां तक ​​कि इस पर विचार करने के लिए।
तुम कब तैयार होगे।
[हंसते हुए]
ठीक है!
लेकिन मैं गाड़ी चलाऊंगा!
नान का बीमा बहुत है
उस बिंदु पर विशिष्ट!
हे भगवान, मैं कभी नहीं मिलता
नई कारों को चलाने के लिए।
क्या मैं इसे निकाल सकता हूं
पार्किंग की जगह?
GLENCLIFF: अंत में,
प्रत्यक्ष प्रमाण।
कंप्यूटर का उपयोग
ऑक्सफोर्ड हिस्टोरिकल लाइब्रेरी।
मैं वहां सब कुछ जानना चाहता हूं
किंग जॉर्ज के बारे में जानना है
III, ताज गहने,
ग्रीन माउंटेन
नियमित और एक पूर्व क्रांतिकारी
युद्ध घेराबंदी तोप Goliath नाम दिया है।
यदि हम अनुसंधान शुरू करते हैं,
हम सामने आ सकते हैं।
हमें जो चाहिए वो है a
उपनाम, या एक बफर।
जे। क्वेंटिन का प्रयोग करें
विश्वविद्यालय, डॉ। अबनर मेलन।
[ब्रिटिश संगीत खेल]
[जासूस संगीत खेल]

Filipino: 
Kailangan kong magturo ng isang klase.
Kailangan kong magkaroon ng
utak ng isang anim na taong gulang
kahit isaalang-alang ito.
Handa na kapag ikaw ay.
[laughs]
OK lang!
Ngunit magmaneho ako!
Ang insurance ni Nan ay napaka
tiyak sa puntong iyon!
Sus, hindi ko nakuha
upang magmaneho ng mga bagong kotse.
Ilalabas ko na lang ba
ng parking space?
GLENCLIFF: Panghuli,
direktang ebidensya.
Pag-access sa computer ang
Library ng Makasaysayang Oxford.
Gusto kong malaman ang lahat doon
ay ang malaman tungkol kay Haring George
III, ang mga alahas sa korona,
ang Green Mountain
Regular at isang pre-Revolutionary
Digmaan ng pagkubkob ng digmaan na pinangalanang Goliath.
Kung sisimulan natin ang pagsasaliksik,
baka malantad tayo.
Ang kailangan natin ay an
alyas, o isang buffer.
Gumamit ng J. Quentin
Unibersidad, Dr. Abner Melon.
[British na tumutugtog ng musika]
[nagpapatugtog ng musika sa spy]

English: 
I have to teach a class.
I'd have to have the
brain of a six-year-old
to even consider it.
Ready when you are.
[laughs]
OK!
But I'll drive!
Nan's insurance is very
specific on that point!
Gosh, I never get
to drive new cars.
Can I just take it out
of the parking space?
GLENCLIFF: Finally,
direct evidence.
Computer access the
Oxford Historical Library.
I want to know everything there
is to know about King George
III, the crown jewels,
the Green Mountain
Regulars and a pre-Revolutionary
War siege cannon named Goliath.
If we start the research,
we may be exposed.
What we need is an
alias, or a buffer.
Use J. Quentin
University, Dr. Abner Melon.
[british music playing]
[spy music playing]

Spanish: 
Esta información solo
vino desde el Oxford
Biblioteca, señor.
Ellos pensaron que necesitabas
ser notificado de inmediato.
Hmm.
Bueno, bueno, después de un silencio
de más de 200 años,
alguien es finalmente
asomando la nariz.
¿El Goliat, señor?
Y quizás, las Joyas de la Corona.
Sabes que significa esto
para Gran Bretaña, ¿no?
Me temo que sí señor.
Un cambio en el status quo.
Uf.
Olor a coche nuevo.
Chico.
- ¿Aquí es donde lo encontraste?
- Si.
Lo encontré en esa construcción
sitio, justo allí.
[charla]
Entonces que somos
haciendo sentado aquí?
Bueno, ahora no es un buen momento.
Uh, guerreros Makita.
¿Qué?
Shh.
Bueno, ciertamente fue el
el momento adecuado cuando tiraste
lejos de mi salón de clases.
Hola, chicos del almuerzo.
[charla]
Bien, ahora es un buen momento.
Vamonos.
Sube la ventana.
Cierra la puerta.

Hindi: 
यह जानकारी बस
ऑक्सफोर्ड से आया है
लाइब्रेरी, सर।
उन्हें लगा कि आपको जरूरत है
सीधे सूचित किया जाए।
हम्म।
खैर, ठीक है, एक चुप्पी के बाद
200 से अधिक वर्षों से,
कोई है
के बारे में उनकी नाक poking।
गोलियत, सर?
और शायद, क्राउन ज्वेल्स।
तुम्हें पता है कि इसका क्या मतलब है
ब्रिटेन के लिए, क्या तुम नहीं?
मुझे डर लग रहा है सर।
यथास्थिति में बदलाव।
वाह।
नई कार से बदबू आती है।
लड़का।
- यह वह जगह है जहाँ आपने इसे पाया?
- हाँ।
मैंने इसे उस निर्माण में पाया
साइट, वहीं पर।
[बकवास]
फिर हम क्या हैं
यहाँ बैठे हो?
खैर, अब अच्छा समय नहीं है।
उह, मकिता योद्धा।
क्या?
श्श्श।
खैर, यह निश्चित रूप से था
सही समय जब आप खींचे
मुझे मेरी कक्षा से दूर कर दिया।
अरे, लंच लोग।
[बकवास]
ठीक है, अब अच्छा समय है।
चलो चलते हैं।
खिड़की ऊपर रोल।
दरवाज़ा बंद कर।

English: 
This information just
came through from the Oxford
Library, sir.
They thought you needed to
be notified straight away.
Hmm.
Well, well, after a silence
of more than 200 years,
someone is finally
poking their nose about.
The Goliath, sir?
And perhaps, the Crown Jewels.
You know what this means
for Britain, don't you?
I'm afraid so sir.
A change in the status quo.
Whew.
New car smell.
Boy.
- This is where you found it?
- Yeah.
I found it in that construction
site, right over there.
[chatter]
Then what are we
doing sitting here?
Well, now's not a good time.
Uh, Makita warriors.
What?
Shh.
Well, it was certainly the
right time when you pulled
me away from my classroom.
Hey, lunch guys.
[chatter]
OK, now's a good time.
Let's go.
Roll up the window.
Lock the door.

Filipino: 
Ang impormasyong ito lamang
nagmula sa Oxford
Library, ginoo.
Akala nila kailangan mo
aabisuhan kaagad.
Hmm.
Well, well, pagkatapos ng isang pananahimik
ng higit sa 200 taon,
ang isang tao ay sa wakas
sinusundot ang ilong nila.
Ang Goliath, ginoo?
At marahil, ang mga Crown Jewels.
Alam mo kung ano ang ibig sabihin nito
para sa Britain, hindi ba?
Natatakot ako kaya ginoo.
Isang pagbabago sa status quo.
Whew
Bagong amoy ng kotse.
Lalaki
- Dito mo nahanap ito?
- Oo.
Natagpuan ko ito sa konstruksyon na iyon
site, doon mismo.
[chatter]
Tapos ano tayo
nakaupo dito?
Sa ngayon, hindi magandang panahon.
Uh, mga mandirigmang Makita.
Ano?
Shh.
Sa gayon, tiyak na ito ay ang
tamang oras nang hilahin mo
malayo ako sa classroom ko.
Hoy, tanghalian guys.
[chatter]
OK, ngayon ay isang magandang panahon.
Umalis na tayo.
Igulong ang bintana.
I-lock ang pinto

Hindi: 
और यह स्लैम नहीं है।
आपने इसे पटक दिया!
- श।
मकिता योद्धा।
मकिता योद्धा।
यह महंगा है।
[भिनभिना]
अर्नेस्ट: यार ओह यार, तुम्हें चाहिए
दिन मेरे साथ रहा
मुझे क्लियोपेट्रा मिली
क्रिस्टल खोपड़ी।
Mhm।
वह लाल अक्षर था
दिन याद करने के लिए।
द टेनकोलोकेटर 2000-सी
दुनिया की सबसे बड़ी है
डिवाइस खोज रहा है।
[बीप]
यह किसी भी अनावश्यक को समाप्त करता है
बेकार वस्तुओं के लिए खुदाई।
ओउ!
मेरे पास एक बार एक खोज उपकरण था।
मैंने इसे खो दिया।
लगता नहीं है
तोप का कोई भी सबूत।
खैर, शायद मुझे सिर्फ दिखना चाहिए
इसके लिए पुराने ढंग का है।
ओह, मेरे पास है
अति आत्मविश्वास
तेनचो में, अर्नेस्ट।
कोई अन्य विधि होगी
पूरी तरह से शानदार हो।
अबनर, सुनो
अनुभव की आवाज।
[खुर]
[चिल्लाती]
[हाँफ्ते]
अर्नेस्ट, क्या आप मर चुके हैं?
[हाँफ्ते]
खैर, मुझे लगता है कि मैं होगा
अगर मैं बस के करीब नहीं थे
एक वास्तविक कार्टून होने के लिए।
- ओह।
- ओह।
आउच।
- यह क्या है?

Filipino: 
At huwag mong isampal ito.
Sinampal mo ito!
- Shh.
Makita mandirigma.
Makita mandirigma.
Ang mahal.
[buzzing]
ERNEST: Tao oh tao, dapat
ay kasama ko ang araw
Natagpuan ko si Cleopatra
bungo ng kristal.
Mhm.
Iyon ay isang pulang sulat
araw na tandaan.
Ang Tencholocator 2000-C
ang pinakamalaki sa buong mundo
paghahanap ng aparato.
[beep]
Tinatanggal nito ang anumang hindi kinakailangan
paghuhukay para sa walang halaga na mga bagay.
Ow!
Mayroon akong isang aparato sa paghahanap nang isang beses.
Nawala ko.
Parang hindi pa lumiliko
hanggang sa anumang katibayan ng isang kanyon.
Aba, baka tingnan ko lang
para sa makalumang paraan.
Oh, nasa akin ang
lubos na pagtitiwala
sa Tencho, Ernest.
Anumang iba pang pamamaraan ay gagawin
maging ganap na labis.
Abner, pakinggan ang
tinig ng karanasan.
[basag]
[sigaw]
[daing]
Ernest, patay ka na ba?
[daing]
Sa gayon, ako ay magiging
kung hindi lang ako ganon kalapit
sa pagiging isang tunay na cartoon.
- Oh.
- Oh.
Ouch
- Ano ito?

English: 
And don't slam it.
You slammed it!
- Shh.
Makita warriors.
Makita warriors.
It's expensive.
[buzzing]
ERNEST: Man oh man, you should
have been with me the day
I found Cleopatra's
crystal skull.
Mhm.
That was a red-letter
day to remember.
The Tencholocator 2000-C
is the world's greatest
finding device.
[beeps]
It eliminates any unnecessary
digging for worthless objects.
Ow!
I had a finding device once.
I lost it.
Doesn't seem to be turning
up any evidence of a cannon.
Well, maybe I should just look
for it the old-fashioned way.
Oh, I have the
utmost confidence
in the Tencho, Ernest.
Any other method would
be entirely superfluous.
Abner, listen to the
voice of experience.
[cracking]
[screams]
[groans]
Ernest, are you dead?
[groans]
Well, I guess I would be
if I weren't just that close
to being an actual cartoon.
- Oh.
- Oh.
Ouch.
- What is it?

Spanish: 
Y no lo golpees.
¡Lo golpeaste!
- Shh.
Guerreros Makita.
Guerreros Makita.
Es caro.
[zumbido]
ERNEST: Hombre, oh hombre, deberías
has estado conmigo el dia
Encontré Cleopatra's
calavera de cristal.
Mhm.
Esa fue una letra roja
día para recordar.
El Tencholocator 2000-C
es el mejor del mundo
dispositivo de búsqueda.
[pitidos]
Elimina cualquier innecesario
cavando en busca de objetos sin valor.
¡Ay!
Una vez tuve un dispositivo de búsqueda.
Lo perdí.
No parece estar girando
cualquier evidencia de un cañón.
Bueno, tal vez debería mirar
para ello a la antigua.
Oh, tengo el
máxima confianza
en el Tencho, Ernesto.
Cualquier otro método
ser completamente superfluo.
Abner, escucha el
voz de la experiencia.
[agrietamiento]
[carcajadas]
[gemidos]
Ernest, ¿estás muerto?
[gemidos]
Bueno, supongo que lo estaría
si no estuviera tan cerca
a ser una caricatura real.
- Oh.
- Oh.
Ay.
- ¿Qué es?

Filipino: 
Ano?
Ow.
I-swing ang iyong detector dito.
[beeping]
ABNER: Ang ilang mga uri ng
bilog na metal na bagay.
Isang hubcap?
Ang kapal din nito
mataas para sa isang hubcap.
Hmm.
[gasps]
Ito ay isang cannonball.
Isang lata--
A-- isang tunay na kanyonball, Abner.
Talaga,
totoong cannonball.
Oo.
Hindi ang cannonball
ginawa mo sa pool
nung suot ng ate mo
ang graduation dress niya, hindi.
Ang isang tunay na boom-boom cannonball, ang
mabait na ginamit nila dati upang bumagyo
makapangyarihang kuta at--
Ernest?
Maghukay.
Oh diba
Tama
Ow.
Hoy!
Hoy!
Hoy!
Ow!
Ernest!
[mga buntong-hininga]
[humuhuni]
(SINGING) Hindi
talagang gusto--
ikaw-- Abner, hindi mo ginawa.
Mahal, akin na ito
kotse, hindi ang aming sasakyan.
Nasaan ang aking kotse?!

Hindi: 
क्या?
ओउ।
यहाँ पर अपना डिटेक्टर घुमाएँ।
[बीप]
ABNER: किसी प्रकार का
गोल धातु की वस्तु।
एक हुक्म?
इसका घनत्व भी बहुत है
एक हबकैप के लिए उच्च।
हम्म।
[हाँफना]
यह एक तोप का गोला है।
एक कर सकते हैं--
ए - एक असली तोप, अबनेर।
वास्तव में, वास्तव में,
असली तोप।
हाँ।
तोप नहीं
आपने पूल में किया
जब तुम्हारी बहन पहन रही थी
उसकी स्नातक की पोशाक, नहीं।
एक वास्तविक बूम-बूम तोप, द
जिस तरह से वे तूफान का उपयोग करते थे
शक्तिशाली किले और--
अर्नेस्ट?
गड्ढा करना।
अरे हाँ।
सही।
ओउ।
अरे!
अरे!
अरे!
ओउ!
अर्नेस्ट!
[आह]
[गुनगुनाहट]
(गाना) नहीं किया
वास्तव में चाहते हैं -
आप - अब्नेर, आपने नहीं किया।
डार्लिंग, यह मेरी है
कार, ​​हमारी कार नहीं।
मेरी कार कहाँ है?!

Spanish: 
¿Qué?
Ay.
Mueva su detector hacia aquí.
[pitido]
ABNER: Una especie de
objeto de metal redondo.
¿Un tapacubos?
Su densidad es demasiado
alto para un tapacubos.
Hmm.
[jadeos]
Es una bala de cañón.
Una lata--
Una ... una verdadera bala de cañón, Abner.
Realmente, realmente
bala de cañón real.
Si.
No la bala de cañón
lo hiciste en la piscina
cuando tu hermana estaba usando
su vestido de graduación, no.
Una verdadera bala de cañón boom-boom, la
tipo que solían usar para asaltar
poderosas fortalezas y ...
Ernesto?
Cavar.
Correcto.
Correcto.
Ay.
¡Oye!
¡Oye!
¡Oye!
¡Ay!
¡Ernesto!
[suspiros]
[zumbador]
(CANTANDO) No
realmente quiero
tú ... Abner, no lo hiciste.
Cariño, es mi
coche, no nuestro coche.
¡¿Donde está mi coche?!

English: 
What?
Ow.
Swing your detector over here.
[beeping]
ABNER: Some sort of
round metal object.
A hubcap?
Its density is too
high for a hubcap.
Hmm.
[gasps]
It's a cannonball.
A can--
A-- a real cannonball, Abner.
A really, really,
real cannonball.
Yes.
Not the cannonball
you did in the pool
when your sister was wearing
her graduation dress, no.
A real boom-boom cannonball, the
kind they used to use to storm
mighty fortresses and--
Ernest?
Dig.
Oh, right.
Right.
Ow.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Ow!
Ernest!
[sighs]
[humming]
(SINGING) Didn't
really wanna--
you-- Abner, you didn't.
Darling, it's my
car, not our car.
Where is my car?!

Filipino: 
[tugtog ng musika]
Tigilan mo na ang sasakyan!
[nagngangalit ang mga gulong]
Hoy!
Dalhin mo ako sa unibersidad ngayon.
Ito ay isang emergency.
Kumatok ng pagkakataon--
- - higit sa isang beses--
- - kailan man ang iyong trabaho--
--ang kapitbahayan.
[tawa]
KATAPOS: Well, hello.
- Ilipat ito.
- Oh!
Nakaupo ka na
ang maluwag kong pagbabago!
Ah, tahimik.
Ibigay mo sa mga walang tirahan.
[pag-backfire ng kotse]
Mula sa mga pagmamarka dito
bola at ito ay hindi pangkaraniwang laki,
walang duda sa isip ko
ito ay pinaputok mula sa Goliath,
ang pinakamalaking kanyon kailanman cast.
Ginawa sa Delacroix Foundry
sa [hindi maririnig], France, noong 1727.
Maaari akong magsimula ng sunog
ang magnifying glass na iyon.
Igulong ito
Igulong ito
Ang Goliath ay nagpaputok ng maximum
karga ng 18.9 kilo
ng itim na pulbos.
Isang bola ng diameter at masa na ito
ay may isang mabisang saklaw
ng 1,300 yarda.
Hindi mo pinutol ang marami
mga klase sa paaralan mo?
Mula sa striations sa mga
bato doon, halata naman.

English: 
[music playing]
Stop the car!
[tires squeal]
Hey!
Take me to the university now.
This is an emergency.
Opportunity knocks--
- --more than once--
- --whenever your work--
--the neighborhood.
[laughter]
BOTH: Well, hello.
- Move it.
- Oh!
You're sitting on
my loose change!
Ah, quiet.
Give it to the homeless.
[car backfires]
From the markings on this
ball and it's unusual size,
there is no doubt in my mind
it was fired from the Goliath,
the largest cannon ever cast.
Made at the Delacroix Foundry
in [inaudible], France, in 1727.
I can start a fire with
that magnifying glass.
Roll it over.
Roll it over.
The Goliath fired a maximum
load of 18.9 kilograms
of black powder.
A ball of this diameter and mass
would have an effective range
of 1,300 yards.
You didn't cut a lot of
classes in school did you?
From the striations on those
rocks there, it's obvious.

Spanish: 
[Reproduciendo música]
¡Para el coche!
[chirrido de neumáticos]
¡Oye!
Llévame a la universidad ahora.
Ésto es una emergencia.
La oportunidad toca a tu puerta--
- --mas de una vez--
- --siempre que trabajes--
--el vecindario.
[la risa]
AMBOS: Bueno, hola.
- Muévelo.
- ¡Oh!
Estás sentado en
mi cambio suelto!
Ah, tranquilo.
Dáselo a las personas sin hogar.
[coche fracasa]
De las marcas en este
bola y su tamaño inusual,
no hay duda en mi mente
fue disparado por el Goliat,
el cañón más grande jamás lanzado.
Hecho en la fundición Delacroix
en [inaudible], Francia, en 1727.
Puedo encender un fuego con
esa lupa.
Dale la vuelta.
Dale la vuelta.
El Goliat disparó un máximo
carga de 18,9 kilogramos
de pólvora negra.
Una bola de este diámetro y masa
tendría un rango efectivo
de 1,300 yardas.
No cortaste mucho
clases en la escuela ¿verdad?
De las estrías en esos
rocas allí, es obvio.

Hindi: 
[संगीत बजाना]
कार रोको!
[टायर स्क्वील]
अरे!
अब मुझे विश्वविद्यालय ले चलो।
यह एक आपातकालीन स्थिति है।
अवसर दस्तक देता है--
- --एक से ज्यादा बार--
- जब भी आपका काम--
--आस - पड़ोस।
[हँसी]
दोनों: ठीक है, नमस्ते।
- इसे हटाएं।
- ओह!
आप बैठे रहे
मेरा ढीला बदलाव!
आह, चुप।
बेघरों को दे दो।
[कार बैकफ़ायर]
इस पर चिह्नों से
गेंद और यह असामान्य आकार है,
मेरे मन में कोई संदेह नहीं है
इसे गोलियत से निकाल दिया गया था,
अब तक की सबसे बड़ी तोप।
Delacroix फाउंड्री में बनाया गया
[अश्राव्य], फ्रांस में, 1727 में।
मैं आग लगा सकता हूं
वह आवर्धक काँच।
इसे रोल करें।
इसे रोल करें।
गोलियत ने अधिकतम गोलीबारी की
18.9 किलोग्राम भार
काले पाउडर की।
इस व्यास और द्रव्यमान की एक गेंद
एक प्रभावी सीमा होगी
1,300 गज की दूरी पर।
आपने बहुत कटौती नहीं की
स्कूल में कक्षाएं तुमने कीं?
उन पर हमले से
वहाँ चट्टानों, यह स्पष्ट है।

Filipino: 
Ang pagbaril ay pinaputok
mula sa damuhan na buhol na iyon.
Oo.
Hindi ako naniwala
Warren na lalaki pa rin.
Ikaw ba?
Makita mandirigma!
- Ano?
Tumakbo, Dr Melon!
Tumakbo!
Whoa!
Saan?
Palayo na!
Chow mein, tinadtad
suey, matamis at maasim--
[tugtog ng musika]
[pag-crack ng kahoy]
Teka--
[basag]
- Iniwan ko ang aking detektor!
- Ako rin!
Ngunit ito ay isang Tencho!
Ang akin ay isang 11-cho!
Ngunit bakit tayo tumatakbo?
Dahil ang aming mga binti ay
napakabilis, gumagalaw!
Oh
Buksan ang pinto, Dr. Melon.
Buksan mo ang pinto.
- Tingnan ko.
Iyon ay para sa pag-aapoy.
Ito ay para sa
I-unlock ang pinto!
i-unlock ang pinto!
I-unlock ang pinto!
Kung gasgas ang pintura,
Magkakasya si Nan.
Kamusta na siya
pakiramdam tungkol sa pag-scrape
ang talino mo off the hood?

Spanish: 
El tiro fue disparado
de esa loma cubierta de hierba.
Si.
Nunca creí eso
El chico Warren de todos modos.
¿Tuviste?
¡Guerreros Makita!
- ¿Qué?
¡Corre, Dr. Melon!
¡Correr!
¡Guau!
¿Dónde?
¡Lejos!
Chow mein, picado
suey, agridulce--
[Reproduciendo música]
[madera agrietada]
Espere--
[agrietamiento]
- ¡Dejé mi detector!
- ¡Yo también!
¡Pero era un Tencho!
¡El mío era un 11-cho!
Pero, ¿por qué estamos corriendo?
Porque nuestras piernas son
moviéndose muy, muy rápido!
Oh.
Abra la puerta, Dr. Melon.
Abre la puerta.
- Déjame ver.
Ese es para el encendido.
Esto es para ...
¡Quitale el seguro a la puerta!
¡quitale el seguro a la puerta!
¡Quitale el seguro a la puerta!
Si rasco la pintura
Nan tendrá un ataque.
Como va a ir
sentir sobre raspar
tu cerebro fuera del capó?

Hindi: 
गोली चलाई गई थी
उस घास वाले गाँठ से।
हाँ।
मैंने ऐसा कभी नहीं माना
वारेन आदमी वैसे भी।
क्या तुमने किया?
मकिता योद्धाओं!
- क्या?
भागो, डॉ। तरबूज!
Daud!
वाह!
कहाँ पे?
दूर!
चो मे, कटा
सुई, मीठा और खट्टा -
[संगीत बजाना]
[लकड़ी खुर]
रुको--
[खुर]
- मैंने अपना डिटेक्टर छोड़ दिया!
- मैं भी!
लेकिन यह एक तेनचो था!
मेरा एक 11-चुनाव था!
लेकिन हम क्यों भाग रहे हैं?
क्योंकि हमारे पैर हैं
बहुत तेजी से आगे बढ़ रहा है!
ओह।
दरवाजा खोलो, डॉ। मेलन।
दरवाजा खोलो।
- मुझे देखने दो।
यह एक प्रज्वलन के लिए है।
इस के लिए है -
दरवाजा खोलें!
दरवाजा खोलें!
दरवाजा खोलें!
अगर मैं पेंट को खरोंचता हूं,
नान में फिट होगा।
वह कैसे जा रही है
स्क्रैपिंग के बारे में महसूस करें
हुड से अपने दिमाग?

English: 
The shot was fired
from that grassy knoll.
Yeah.
I never believed that
Warren guy anyway.
Did you?
Makita warriors!
- What?
Run, Dr. Melon!
Run!
Whoa!
Where?
Away!
Chow mein, chopped
suey, sweet and sour--
[music playing]
[wood cracking]
Wait--
[cracking]
- I left my detector!
- Me too!
But it was a Tencho!
Mine was an 11-cho!
But why are we running?
Because our legs are
moving very, very fast!
Oh.
Open the door, Dr. Melon.
Open the door.
- Let me see.
That one's for the ignition.
This is for the--
Unlock the door!
unlock the door!
Unlock the door!
If I scratch the paint,
Nan will have a fit.
How's she going to
feel about scraping
your brains off the hood?

Filipino: 
Magandang punto.
Siya yun!
Kunin mo siya!
Ang nasa
akin na ang ball cap.
ABNER: Panoorin ang
hawakan ng pinto, Ernest.
Ah!
ABNER: Salamat.
[mga lalaki ay sumisigaw]
[nagsisimula ang engine]
Gumalaw na tayo!
Halika na!
Tara na!
Tara na!
Kailangan kong bitawan
uminit muna ito.
Oh!
[engine revs]
ABNER: Whoa!
[mga lalaki ay sumisigaw]
ERNEST: Maghangad para sa malalaki.
Maging isang gumagalaw na target.
ABNER: Ay!
Nagkakaproblema kayo
nang malaman ng asawa ko!
Siguradong siya--
- pagkuha ng pain.
Ngayon ang kailangan lang nating gawin ay--
DALAWANG: - ipakilala siya.
[tawa]
Aba, wala si Abner dito.
Alam ko lang na siya
kasama ang Ernest na iyon,
naghahanap ng ilan
haka-haka na kanyon.
Nabanggit ba natin--
[mga ungol]
- --ang Makapangyarihang Workboy--
- --is perpekto--
--para sa paglilinis
Palanguyan--
--imburnal--
--pagtagas ng langis--
--at iba pang mga natural na sakuna?
Dumudugo ba ang ilong ko?
Ang Goliath ay nagkaroon ng
saklaw ng 3/4 ng isang milya.
Kaya't kailangan na maging
paligid dito sa kung saan.

Spanish: 
Buen punto.
¡Es él!
¡Cosiguele!
El de la
la gorra de béisbol es mía.
ABNER: Mira el
manija de la puerta, Ernest.
¡Ah!
ABNER: Gracias.
[hombres gritando]
[arranca el motor]
¡Movámonos!
¡Venga!
¡Vamonos!
¡Vamonos!
Tengo que dejar
se calienta primero.
Oh!
[revoluciones del motor]
ABNER: ¡Vaya!
[hombres gritando]
ERNEST: Apunta a los grandes.
Sea un objetivo en movimiento.
ABNER: ¡Oh!
Ustedes están en problemas
cuando mi esposa se entera!
Ella es definitivamente ...
- mordiendo el anzuelo.
Ahora todo lo que tenemos que hacer es ...
AMBOS: --encuéntrala.
[la risa]
Bueno, Abner no está aquí.
Solo sé que él es
con ese Ernesto,
buscando algo
cañón imaginario.
Mencionamos--
[gruñidos]
- --el poderoso trabajador--
- --es ideal--
--para limpiar
piscinas--
--Tanques septicos--
--derrames de petróleo--
- y otros desastres naturales?
¿Me sangra la nariz?
El Goliat tuvo un
rango de 3/4 de milla.
Entonces tiene que ser
por aquí en alguna parte.

Hindi: 
अच्छी बात।
यह वही है!
उससे मिलो!
में एक
बॉल कैप की खान।
ABNER: देखो
दरवाजा संभाल, अर्नेस्ट।
आह!
ABNER: धन्यवाद।
[पुरुष चिल्लाते हुए]
[इंजन शुरू होता है]
चलो चलते है!
आ जाओ!
चलो चलते हैं!
चलो चलते हैं!
मुझे करने देना है
यह पहले गर्म है।
ओह!
[इंजन रेव्स]
ABNER: वाह!
[पुरुष चिल्लाते हुए]
अर्नेस्ट: बड़े लोगों के लिए निशाना लगाओ।
चलती लक्ष्य बनो।
ABNER: ओह!
आप लोग मुश्किल में हैं
जब मेरी पत्नी को पता चलता है!
वह निश्चित रूप से है--
- चारा लेना।
अब हमें बस इतना करना है -
दोनों: - उसे अंदर ले आओ।
[हँसी]
खैर, अब्नेर यहाँ नहीं है।
मुझे बस पता है कि वह है
उस अर्नेस्ट के साथ,
कुछ की तलाश है
काल्पनिक तोप।
क्या हमने जिक्र किया था--
[ग्रन्ट्स]
- - शक्तिशाली वर्कबॉय--
- - आदर्श
--सफाई के लिए
स्विमिंग पूल--
--सेप्टिक टैंक--
--तेल का रिसाव--
- और अन्य प्राकृतिक आपदाएँ?
क्या मेरी नाक से खून बह रहा है?
गोलियत ने ए
एक मील की 3/4 की सीमा।
तो यह हो गया है
इधर उधर कहीं।

English: 
Good point.
It's him!
Get him!
The one in the
ball cap's mine.
ABNER: Watch the
door handle, Ernest.
Ah!
ABNER: Thank you.
[men shouting]
[engine starts]
Let's move!
Come on!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I have to let
it warm up first.
Oh!
[engine revs]
ABNER: Whoa!
[men shouting]
ERNEST: Aim for the big ones.
Be a moving target.
ABNER: Oh!
You guys are in trouble
when my wife finds out!
She's definitely--
--taking the bait.
Now all we have to do is--
BOTH: --reel her in.
[laughter]
Well, Abner is not here.
I just know he's
with that Ernest,
looking for some
imaginary cannon.
Did we mention--
[grunts]
- --the Mighty Workboy--
- --is ideal--
--for cleaning
swimming pools--
--septic tanks--
--oil spills--
--and other natural disasters?
Is my nose bleeding?
The Goliath had a
range of 3/4 of a mile.
So it's got to be
around here somewhere.

English: 
[music playing]
Hey.
Isn't this one of
those little lizards
that when the tail falls off,
it can grow another lizard?
Oh, what am I doing here?
How did I let you
convince me that Goliath
could be anywhere around here?
Oh I know, it's obvious.
I must be losing my mind.
What I want to know is,
when it does lose its tail,
does it grow one back
real fast like, overnight?
Or does it take a couple weeks?
I'm a well-read, intelligent,
literate man with two PhDs.
So how is it I'm on a wild
goose chase with a refugee
from "Sesame Street?"
Gosh, going two weeks without
a tail would be tough.
That's it.
Forget it.
I'm finished.
No more, Ernest.
It's probably not here anyway.
We're just wasting time.

Filipino: 
[tugtog ng musika]
Hoy.
Hindi ba ito ang isa sa
yung mga maliliit na bayawak
na kapag nahulog ang buntot,
maaari itong lumaki ng isa pang butiki?
Oh, anong ginagawa ko dito?
Paano kita hinayaan
kumbinsihin mo ako na si Goliath
maaaring kahit saan sa paligid dito?
Oh alam ko, halata naman.
Nawawala na yata sa isip ko.
Ang gusto kong malaman ay,
kapag nawala ang buntot nito,
lumalaki ba ito ng isa sa likod?
totoong mabilis tulad ng, magdamag?
O tumatagal ng ilang linggo?
Nabasa ako, matalino,
literate man na may dalawang PhD.
Kaya paano ako nasa ligaw
habulin ng gansa kasama ang isang tumakas
mula sa "Sesame Street?"
Sus, pagpunta sa dalawang linggo nang wala
isang buntot ay matigas.
Ayan yun.
Kalimutan mo ito.
Tapos na ako.
Wala na, Ernest.
Malamang wala ito rito.
Nagsasayang lang tayo ng oras.

Spanish: 
[Reproduciendo música]
Oye.
¿No es este uno de
esos pequeños lagartos
que cuando la cola se cae,
¿Puede crecer otro lagarto?
Oh, que estoy haciendo aqui?
Como te dejé
convénceme de que goliat
podría estar en cualquier lugar por aquí?
Oh, lo sé, es obvio.
Debo estar perdiendo la cabeza.
Lo que quiero saber es
cuando pierde la cola,
le crece uno de nuevo
muy rápido como, durante la noche?
¿O toma un par de semanas?
Soy un culto, inteligente,
hombre alfabetizado con dos doctorados.
Entonces, ¿cómo es que estoy en un salvaje
persecución de ganso con un refugiado
de "Barrio Sésamo"?
Dios, pasando dos semanas sin
una cola sería dura.
Eso es.
Olvídalo.
Terminé.
No más, Ernest.
Probablemente no esté aquí de todos modos.
Solo estamos perdiendo el tiempo.

Hindi: 
[संगीत बजाना]
अरे।
यह एक नहीं है
उन छोटे छिपकलियों
कि जब पूंछ गिर जाए,
यह एक और छिपकली बढ़ सकता है?
ओह, मैं यहाँ क्या कर रहा हूँ?
मैंने तुम्हें कैसे जाने दिया
मुझे विश्वास दिलाता हूं कि गोलियत
यहाँ कहीं भी हो सकता है?
ओह, मुझे पता है, यह स्पष्ट है।
मुझे अपना दिमाग खोना होगा।
जो मैं जानना चाहता हूं वह है,
जब यह अपनी पूंछ खो देता है,
क्या यह वापस बढ़ता है
असली उपवास, रात भर की तरह?
या इसमें कुछ हफ़्ते लगते हैं?
मैं एक अच्छी तरह से पढ़ा, बुद्धिमान,
दो पीएचडी के साथ साक्षर व्यक्ति।
तो यह कैसे मैं एक जंगली पर हूँ
एक शरणार्थी के साथ हंस पीछा
"तिल स्ट्रीट?"
गोश, दो सप्ताह के बिना
एक पूंछ कठिन होगी।
बस।
रहने भी दो।
मैं समाप्त कर रहा हूँ।
और नहीं, अर्नेस्ट।
यह शायद वैसे भी यहाँ नहीं है।
हम सिर्फ समय बर्बाद कर रहे हैं।

Hindi: 
ओह, आपका है
यहाँ छोटा सा घोंसला?
हैलो?
(ECHOES) नमस्कार?
डॉ। मेलन, यहां आइए।
आपको यह सुनने को मिला है।
यह वास्तव में साफ है।
हेरप्टोलॉजी नहीं है
मेरा क्षेत्र, अर्नेस्ट।
(ECHOING) बुद्ध, शाकाल्टन,
पेरी, चिंता मत करो।
हम एक पंक्ति को कम करने जा रहे हैं
बर्फ की गुफा में नीचे!
और आप यहाँ साथ रहेंगे
अब के समय में, चाय की चुस्की लेते हुए,
इससे पहले कि आप जैक बी-- कह सकते हैं
[गूँजती चीख]
अर्नेस्ट!
[Wincing]
आउच।
वह छोटी सी छिपकली मिल गई
इधर उधर हो।
[चरमराती]
क्या तुम ठीक हो?

English: 
Oh, is your
little nest in here?
Hello?
(ECHOES) Hello?
Dr. Melon, come up here.
You've got to hear this.
It's really neat.
Herpetology is not
my field, Ernest.
(ECHOING) Budd, Shackleton,
Perry, don't worry lads.
We're going to lower a line
down into the ice cave!
And you'll be up here with
us in now time, sipping tea,
before you can say Jack B--
[echoing screams]
Ernest!
[wincing]
Ouch.
That little lizard's got to
be around here somewhere.
[creaking]
Are you all right?

Spanish: 
Oh, es tu
pequeño nido aquí?
¿Hola?
(ECOS) ¿Hola?
Dr. Melon, suba aquí.
Tienes que escuchar esto.
Es realmente genial.
La herpetología no es
mi campo, Ernesto.
(ECHO) Budd, Shackleton,
Perry, no se preocupen muchachos.
Vamos a bajar una linea
¡A la cueva de hielo!
Y estarás aquí arriba con
nosotros en este momento, bebiendo té,
antes de que puedas decir Jack B ...
[gritos resonantes]
¡Ernesto!
[haciendo una mueca]
Ay.
Ese pequeño lagarto tiene que
estar por aquí en alguna parte.
[crujiente]
¿Estás bien?

Filipino: 
Oh, ay iyo
maliit na pugad dito?
Kamusta?
(ECHOES) Kumusta?
Dr Melon, umakyat ka rito.
Naririnig mo ito.
Ayos lang talaga.
Ang herpetology ay hindi
ang aking bukid, Ernest.
(ECHOING) Bud, Shackleton,
Perry, huwag kang magalala mga bata.
Bababa kami ng isang linya
pababa sa yelo ng yelo!
At dito ka na makakasama
sa amin sa ngayon oras, sipping tea,
bago mo masabi na Jack B--
[umaalingaw na hiyawan]
Ernest!
[wincing]
Ouch
Ang maliit na butiki ay nakuha
maging paligid dito sa kung saan.
[sumisindak]
Ayos ka lang ba?

English: 
[clang]
- Oh!
Ow!
Is there anything there?
Did you find something?
No.
There's nothing down here.
Ouch.
We came so close
to catching them.
They took off up there.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
We'll send somebody
by to pick it up.
OK.
Oh!
[laughs]
Oh, it actually exists!
Oh, I can't believe it.
Look at the size of it.
Oh, oh, it's true.
All my theories are true.
Oh, oh, look, look, look!
The fuse is even still intact!
Oh, those irregulars must
have left in an awful hurry.
I was irregular once.
Oh, it's too tight.
I can't get in to see.
(WITH ACCENT) Well,
Dr. Jones, I see
you have found the arc for us.
[laughs]
Give your adventure
delusions a rest for a second
and give me your hand.
No problemo.
I'll just move this chalk.

Spanish: 
[sonido metálico]
- ¡Oh!
¡Ay!
¿Hay algo ahí?
¿Encontraste algo?
No.
No hay nada aquí abajo.
Ay.
Estuvimos tan cerca
para atraparlos.
Despegaron allí.
- Gracias.
Gracias.
Enviaremos a alguien
por para recogerlo.
OKAY.
Oh!
[risas]
¡Oh, realmente existe!
Oh, no puedo creerlo.
Mira su tamaño.
Oh, oh, es verdad.
Todas mis teorías son ciertas.
¡Oh, oh, mira, mira, mira!
¡La mecha aún está intacta!
Oh, esos irregulares deben
se han ido con mucha prisa.
Una vez fui irregular.
Oh, está demasiado apretado.
No puedo entrar para ver.
(CON ACENTO) Bueno,
Dr. Jones, ya veo
has encontrado el arco para nosotros.
[risas]
Regala tu aventura
delirios un descanso por un segundo
y dame tu mano.
No hay problema.
Solo moveré esta tiza.

Hindi: 
[बजना]
- ओह!
ओउ!
वहाँ कुछ है?
क्या आपको कुछ मिला?
नहीं।
यहाँ कुछ भी नहीं है।
आउच।
हम इतने करीब आ गए
उन्हें पकड़ने के लिए।
उन्होंने वहां से उड़ान भरी।
- धन्यवाद।
धन्यवाद।
हम किसी को भेज देंगे
इसे लेने के लिए।
ठीक है।
ओह!
[हंसते हुए]
ओह, यह वास्तव में मौजूद है!
ओह, मैं इस पर विश्वास नहीं कर सकता।
इसका आकार देखो।
ओह, यह सच है।
मेरे सभी सिद्धांत सत्य हैं।
ओह, ओह, देखो, देखो, देखो!
फ्यूज अभी भी बरकरार है!
ओह, उन अनियमितताओं चाहिए
एक भयानक जल्दी में छोड़ दिया है।
मैं एक बार अनियमित था।
ओह, यह बहुत तंग है।
मुझे देखने को नहीं मिला।
(साथ में),
डॉ। जोन्स, मैं देख रहा हूं
आपने हमारे लिए चाप पाया है।
[हंसते हुए]
अपना रोमांच दीजिए
एक पल के लिए आराम का भ्रम
और मुझे अपना हाथ दो।
कोई बात नहीं।
मैं अभी इस चाक को आगे बढ़ाता हूँ।

Filipino: 
[clang]
- Oh!
Ow!
Mayroon bang anumang bagay doon?
May nakita ka ba?
Hindi.
Wala dito.
Ouch
Napalapit kami
upang mahuli ang mga ito.
Sumakay sila doon.
- Salamat.
Salamat.
Magpadala kami ng isang tao
sa pamamagitan ng upang kunin ito.
OK lang
Oh!
[laughs]
Oh, mayroon talaga!
Ay, hindi ako makapaniwala.
Tingnan ang laki nito.
Oh, oh, totoo pala.
Ang lahat ng aking mga teorya ay totoo.
Oh, oh, tingnan, tingnan, tingnan!
Ang piyus ay buo pa rin!
Oh, ang mga iregular na dapat
umalis sa isang kakila-kilabot na pagmamadali.
Irregular ako minsan.
Naku, sobrang higpit.
Hindi ako makapasok upang makita.
(MAY ACCENT) Kaya,
Dr. Jones, nakikita ko
nahanap mo ang arko para sa amin.
[laughs]
Ibigay ang iyong pakikipagsapalaran
delusyon ng pahinga para sa isang segundo
at ibigay mo sa akin ang iyong kamay.
Walang problema.
Ililipat ko lang ang chalk na ito.

English: 
ABNER: What are you doing?
Don't.
And roll it back for you.
ABNER: Oh, be careful, Ernest.
(WITH ACCENT) You know,
June, I'm sure glad that cobra
venom didn't zap my strength.
I don't mind
telling you, Ernest,
that made me a little nervous.
(WITH ACCENT) Not
to worry, Zahib.
I had complete control of
the situation at all times.
Thanks for shopping with us.
[creaking]
It's going to go.
It's--
Hey, I can stop it.
[laughs]
[screaming]
[rumbling]
[music playing]
No!
No!
[crashing]
Neat.

Spanish: 
ABNER: ¿Qué estás haciendo?
No lo hagas.
Y retrocede por ti.
ABNER: Oh, ten cuidado, Ernest.
(CON ACENTO) Sabes,
Junio, estoy seguro de que me alegro de que la cobra
el veneno no agotó mi fuerza.
No me importa
diciéndote, Ernesto,
eso me puso un poco nervioso.
(CON ACENTO) No
preocuparse, Zahib.
Tenía el control completo de
la situación en todo momento.
Gracias por comprar con nosotros.
[crujiente]
Se va a ir.
Sus--
Oye, puedo detenerlo.
[risas]
[gritando]
[retumbar]
[Reproduciendo música]
¡No!
¡No!
[estrellarse]
Ordenado.

Hindi: 
ABNER: आप क्या कर रहे हैं?
मत करो।
और इसे आपके लिए वापस रोल करें।
ABNER: ओह, सावधान, अर्नेस्ट।
(एसीसी के साथ) आप जानते हैं,
जून, मुझे यकीन है कि खुशी है कि कोबरा
विष मेरी ताकत नहीं झपकी।
मुझे कोई आपत्ति नहीं है
आपको बताकर, अर्नेस्ट,
इससे मैं थोड़ा घबरा गया।
(एसीसी के साथ) नहीं
चिंता करने के लिए, ज़ाहिब।
मेरा पूरा नियंत्रण था
हर समय स्थिति।
हमारे साथ खरीदारी करने के लिए धन्यवाद।
[चरमराती]
जाने वाला है।
आईटी इस--
अरे, मैं इसे रोक सकता हूं।
[हंसते हुए]
[चिल्ला]
[Rumbling]
[संगीत बजाना]
नहीं!
नहीं!
[क्रैश होने]
साफ।

Filipino: 
ABNER: Ano ang ginagawa mo?
Huwag.
At ibalik ito para sa iyo.
ABNER: Ay, mag-ingat ka, Ernest.
(MAY ACCENT) Alam mo,
Hunyo, sigurado akong natutuwa ang kobra
kamandag ay hindi inalis ang aking lakas.
Ewan ko ba
sinasabi sa iyo, Ernest,
medyo kinakabahan yun sa akin.
(MAY ACCENT) Hindi
mag-alala, Zahib.
Ako ay may kumpletong kontrol ng
ang sitwasyon sa lahat ng oras.
Salamat sa pamimili sa amin.
[sumisindak]
Pupunta ito
Ito ay--
Hoy, mapipigilan ko ito.
[laughs]
[sumisigaw]
[rumbling]
[tugtog ng musika]
Hindi!
Hindi!
[pag-crash]
Malinis.

Hindi: 
[चहकते पक्षी]
[जासूस संगीत खेल]
मैं स्कूल में क्यों नहीं रहा?
यह नान की बिल्कुल नई कार है।
अब और नहीं।
लेकिन हे, यह पसीना मत करो।
जैसे ही हम उन्हें प्राप्त करते हैं
क्राउन ज्वेल्स वहाँ से बाहर,
हम बस चारों ओर पहुंचेंगे, प्लक
हीरे की एक जोड़ी,
और आप खरीद सकते हैं
उसकी दो नई कारें।
जस्ट थिंक आफ इट,
उसका-उसका हुमवे का।
पता है क्या मेरा मतलब है?
चलो काम पर लगें।
मैं हमेशा से एक ह्यूमेव चाहता था।
ऐसा लग रहा है कि कुछ है
पत्तियों और कीचड़ और चिपक जाती है
और सामान।
मैं-- मैं नहीं बना सकता
बिल्कुल क्या।
यहाँ।

Spanish: 
[pájaros trinando]
[reproducción de música espía]
¿Por qué no me quedé en la escuela?
Este es el auto nuevo de Nan.
Ya no.
Pero oye, no te preocupes.
Tan pronto como tengamos esos
Joyas de la corona fuera de allí
solo alcanzaremos, arrancaremos
sacar un par de diamantes,
y puedes comprar
sus dos autos nuevos.
Solo piensa en ello
su-y-su-Humvee.
¿Ya tu sabes?
Pongámonos a trabajar.
Siempre quise un Humvee.
Parece que hay algunos
hojas y barro y palos
y esas cosas.
Yo no puedo hacer
saber exactamente qué.
Aquí.

English: 
[birds chirping]
[spy music playing]
Why didn't I stay at school?
This is Nan's brand-new car.
Not anymore.
But hey, don't sweat it.
As soon as we get those
Crown Jewels out of there,
we'll just reach around, pluck
out a couple of diamonds,
and you can buy
her two new cars.
Just think of it,
his-and-her Humvee's.
Know what I mean?
Let's get to work.
I always wanted a Humvee.
It looks like there's some
leaves and mud and sticks
and stuff.
I-- I can't make
out exactly what.
Here.

Filipino: 
[huni ng mga ibon]
[nagpapatugtog ng musika sa spy]
Bakit hindi ako nanatili sa paaralan?
Ito ang bagong-bagong kotse ni Nan.
Hindi na.
Ngunit hey, huwag pawisan ito.
Sa sandaling makuha natin ang mga iyon
Mga Crown Jewels doon,
aabot lang tayo sa paligid, pluck
isang pares ng mga brilyante,
at maaari kang bumili
ang kanyang dalawang bagong kotse.
Isipin mo lang,
his-and-her Humvee's.
Alam kung ano ang ibig kong sabihin?
Tara na sa trabaho.
Palagi kong ginusto ang isang Humvee.
Parang may ilan
dahon at putik at patpat
at mga bagay.
Ako-- hindi ako makagawa
out eksakto kung ano.
Dito.

Filipino: 
Bigyan mo ako ng daliri ng paa, at kukunin ko
uri ng scooch dito.
Oo.
Kumusta ako?
ERNEST: Dr Melon?
Oh
Hindi ako masyadong magaling
ang bagay na ito ng paa.
ERNEST: Itulak, doktor.
Itulak
[ungol]
Itulak
OK lang
[mga ungol]
ERNEST: Dr Melon.
Dr Melon, suplado ako!
Hilahin mo ako!
Ako-- maaari kitang tulungan
kung tatahimik ka lang.
Ugh!
ERNEST: Dr Melon!
Dr Melon?
Maaari mo akong hilahin
ngayon kung gusto mo.
Dr Melon?
Kakila-kilabot na siksik dito.
Hindi na ako tututol kung
hilahin mo ako ngayon.
Dr Melon?
Maaaring may mga bug dito!
O bampira!
O isang dentista!
Dr Melon!
Tulong!
[tugtog ng musika]
Sa huling pagkakataon,
ginoo, hindi ako-- ulitin--
hindi kahit isang maliit na interesado
sa pagbili, pagrenta, o pag-upa
pagbili ng isang vacuum cleaner.
- Marahil ay dahil--
- --hindi mo pa nakikita--
--lahat ang mga kalakip.
Ang ilan ay medyo natatangi.

Hindi: 
मुझे एक पैर की अंगुली दे, और मैं
यहां तरह तरह के झांसे।
हाँ।
मैं कैसे कर रहा हूँ?
अर्नेस्ट: डॉ। तरबूज?
ओह।
मैं बहुत अच्छा नहीं हूँ
यह पैर की अंगुली पकड़।
अर्नेस्ट: पुश, डॉक्टर।
धक्का दें।
[घुरघुराना]
धक्का दें।
ठीक है।
[ग्रन्ट्स]
अर्नेस्ट: डॉ। मेलन।
डॉ। तरबूज, मैं फंस गया हूँ!
मुझे बाहर खींचें!
मैं-- मैं आपकी मदद कर सकता था
यदि आप अभी भी पकड़ लेंगे।
ओह!
अर्नेस्ट: डॉ। तरबूज!
डॉ। तरबूज?
आप मुझे बाहर निकाल सकते हैं
अब अगर तुम चाहो तो
डॉ। तरबूज?
यह यहाँ भयानक है।
मैं बिल्कुल भी बुरा नहीं मानूंगा
आप मुझे अभी बाहर निकाल देंगे।
डॉ। तरबूज?
यहाँ कीड़े हो सकते हैं!
या पिशाच!
या एक दंत चिकित्सक!
डॉ। तरबूज!
मदद!
[संगीत बजाना]
बहुत अंतिम समय के लिए,
सज्जनों, मैं नहीं हूँ - दोहराने -
एक छोटी सी भी दिलचस्पी नहीं है
खरीदने, किराए पर लेने या पट्टे पर देने में
एक वैक्यूम क्लीनर खरीद।
- शायद ऐसा इसलिए है -
- तुम नहीं देखा है--
- सभी को संलग्न करें।
कुछ काफी अनोखे हैं।

English: 
Give me a toe up, and I'll
kind of scooch in here.
Yeah.
How'm I doing?
ERNEST: Dr. Melon?
Oh.
I'm not very good at
this toe-hold thing.
ERNEST: Push, doctor.
Push.
[grunting]
Push.
OK.
[grunts]
ERNEST: Dr. Melon.
Dr. Melon, I'm stuck!
Pull me out!
I-- I could help you
if you'd just hold still.
Ugh!
ERNEST: Dr. Melon!
Dr. Melon?
You can pull me out
now if you want to.
Dr. Melon?
It's awful cramped in here.
I wouldn't mind at all if
you'd pull me out right now.
Dr. Melon?
There might be bugs in here!
Or vampires!
Or a dentist!
Dr. Melon!
Help!
[music playing]
For the very last time,
gentlemen, I am not-- repeat--
not even a tiny bit interested
in buying, renting, or lease
purchasing a vacuum cleaner.
- Perhaps that's because--
- --you haven't seen--
--all the attachments.
Some are quite unique.

Spanish: 
Dame un dedo del pie y lo haré
una especie de primicia aquí.
Si.
Como estoy
ERNEST: ¿Dr. Melon?
Oh.
No soy muy bueno en
esta cosa del dedo del pie.
ERNEST: Empuje, doctor.
Empujar.
[gruñidos]
Empujar.
OKAY.
[gruñidos]
ERNEST: Dr. Melon.
Dr. Melon, estoy atascado!
¡Sacarme!
Yo - yo podría ayudarte
si te quedaras quieto
¡Uf!
ERNEST: ¡Dr. Melon!
Dr. Melon?
Puedes sacarme
ahora si quieres.
Dr. Melon?
Es muy estrecho aquí.
No me importaría en absoluto si
me sacarías ahora mismo.
Dr. Melon?
¡Puede haber errores aquí!
¡O vampiros!
¡O un dentista!
Dr. Melon!
¡Ayuda!
[Reproduciendo música]
Por última vez
señores, no soy ... repito ...
ni siquiera un poquito interesado
en compra, alquiler o arrendamiento
comprar una aspiradora.
- Quizás sea porque ...
- --no has visto--
--todos los archivos adjuntos.
Algunos son bastante únicos.

English: 
Watch the road.
Now, if you'll just
take a look at this,
I know you'll agree--
--that the Mighty Workboy
home-cleaning system--
--is simply the
most versatile--
--and the most economical--
--as well as the
most entertaining--
--combination vacuum cleaner--
--and video
cassette recorder--
- --on the market today.
- Try one.
- Ow!
- And they're cheap.
- Try two.
- Ow!
My kids are in private school.
Shut up and drive.
We have got to find my husband.
What's that--
--smell?
Oh, do you like it?
It's called Night Chill.
[sniffs]
BOTH: Very nice.
- Thank you.
- Smells like--
--road kill.
[laughter]
ERNEST: Help!
Dr. Melon!
Pull me out!
Dr. Melon?
Dr. Melon?
ERNEST: I'm real sorry if
I got you into hot water
with that fancy--
- Dr. Glencliff?
Oh.
ERNEST: --that
mummy was real old.
And--
Oh, what a pleasant surprise.
As you can see, (LAUGHING)
we have located Goliath.
Huh?
Dr. Melon?

Hindi: 
सड़क देखो।
अब, अगर तुम बस हो
इस पर एक नजर डालिए,
मुझे पता है आप सहमत होंगे--
- माइटी वर्कबॉय
घर की सफाई व्यवस्था--
- बस बस
सबसे बहुमुखी -
- और सबसे किफायती--
--इसके साथ ही
सबसे मनोरंजक--
- वाष्पीकरण वैक्यूम क्लीनर--
- और वीडियो
कैसेट रिकॉर्डर--
- - आज बाजार में।
- एक कोशिश।
- ओउ!
- और वे सस्ते हैं।
- दो की कोशिश करो।
- ओउ!
मेरे बच्चे निजी स्कूल में हैं।
चुप रहो और गाडी चलाओ।
हमें मेरे पति को ढूंढना है।
वह क्या है--
--गंध?
ओह, क्या आपको यह पसंद है?
इसे नाइट चिल कहा जाता है।
[Sniffs]
दोनों: बहुत अच्छा।
- धन्यवाद।
- की तरह खुशबू आ रही है--
- मार डालो।
[हँसी]
अर्नेस्ट: मदद करो!
डॉ। तरबूज!
मुझे बाहर खींचें!
डॉ। तरबूज?
डॉ। तरबूज?
अर्नेस्ट: मैं असली माफी चाहता हूँ अगर
मैं तुम्हें गर्म पानी में मिला
उस फैंसी के साथ--
- डॉ। ग्लेनक्लिफ?
ओह।
अर्नेस्ट: -
मम्मी असली बूढ़ी थीं।
तथा--
ओह, क्या सुखद आश्चर्य है।
जैसा कि आप देख सकते हैं, (LAUGHING)
हमने गोलियत स्थित है।
है ना?
डॉ। तरबूज?

Filipino: 
Panoorin ang kalsada.
Ngayon, kung gagawin mo lang
Tignan mo ito,
Alam kong sasang-ayon ka--
--na ang Makapangyarihang Workboy
sistema sa paglilinis ng bahay--
- Ay simpleng ang
pinaka maraming nalalaman--
--at ang pinaka-matipid--
- pati na rin ang
pinaka nakakaaliw--
--kumbinasyon ng vacuum cleaner--
--at video
recorder ng cassette--
- --sa merkado ngayon.
- Sumubok ka ng isa.
- Ow!
- At ang mga ito ay mura.
- Subukan ang dalawa.
- Ow!
Ang aking mga anak ay nasa pribadong paaralan.
Tumahimik ka at magmaneho.
Kailangan nating hanapin ang aking asawa.
Ano yan--
--malas?
Oh, gusto mo ba
Tinawag itong Night Chill.
[sniff]
DALAWA: Napakaganda.
- Salamat.
- Amoy tulad--
--patay sa labas ng bansa.
[tawa]
ERNEST: Tulong!
Dr Melon!
Hilahin mo ako!
Dr Melon?
Dr Melon?
ERNEST: Sorry talaga kung
Pinasok kita sa mainit na tubig
sa pagarbong iyon--
- Dr Glencliff?
Oh
ERNEST: --na
totoong matanda na si momya.
At--
Oh, anong kaaya-aya sorpresa.
Tulad ng nakikita mo, (TAWA)
matatagpuan namin si Goliath.
Ha?
Dr Melon?

Spanish: 
Mira el camino.
Ahora, si tan solo
mira esto,
Sé que estarás de acuerdo
--que el poderoso trabajador
sistema de limpieza del hogar
- es simplemente el
más versátil--
--y el más económico--
--así como el
más entretenido
--aspiradora combinada--
--y video
grabador de cassette--
- ... en el mercado hoy.
- Prueba uno.
- ¡Ay!
- Y son baratos.
- Prueba dos.
- ¡Ay!
Mis hijos están en una escuela privada.
Callate y conduce.
Tenemos que encontrar a mi marido.
Que es eso--
--¿oler?
Oh, te gusta?
Se llama Night Chill.
[olfatea]
AMBOS: Muy bien.
- Gracias.
- Huele como--
- muerte en la carretera.
[la risa]
ERNEST: ¡Ayuda!
Dr. Melon!
¡Sacarme!
Dr. Melon?
Dr. Melon?
ERNEST: Lo siento mucho si
Te metí en agua caliente
con esa fantasía
- ¿Dr. Glencliff?
Oh.
ERNEST: --que
mamá era muy vieja.
Y--
Oh, qué agradable sorpresa.
Como puedes ver (RIENDO)
hemos localizado a Goliat.
¿Eh?
Dr. Melon?

Spanish: 
Hablar contigo mismo no es
un signo de estabilidad mental.
Oh, Ernest, es
Dr. Glencliff!
Está aquí para ayudarnos.
ERNEST: ¿Dr. Melon?
[gruñidos]
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
Oh!
[gruñidos]
¡Ay!
Está ... está atrapado, doctor.
Lo llevaremos al
clínica y cortarlo allí.
Bueno, no puedes cortar a Goliat.
Es una reliquia invaluable.
Quien dijo algo
sobre cortar a Goliat?
[risas]
Oh oh bien
broma, Dr. Glencliff.
El humor es un poco
oscuro para mi gusto.
Pero como digo, cada uno lo suyo.
¿Eh?
[risas]
Estoy riendo.
¿Ver?
[risas]
Oh, no estás bromeando, ¿verdad?
¿De qué otra manera podría conseguir?
las joyas de la corona fuera?
Ponlo en el camión de auxilio.
¡Oye!
¡Te lo advierto!
Soy experto en el
Disciplina oriental.
ERNEST: ¡Ay!
¡Ayuda!
¡Ay!
Saltarse la escuela como
algún estudiante de octavo grado.
Quiero decir, esta teoría de ...
[chillidos]
¡Dios mío!

English: 
Talking to yourself is not
a sign of mental stability.
Oh, Ernest, it's
Dr. Glencliff!
He's here to help us.
ERNEST: Dr. Melon?
[grunting]
Ouch!
Ouch!
Oh!
[grunting]
Ow!
He's-- he's stuck, doctor.
We'll take it to the
clinic and cut him out there.
Well, you can't cut Goliath.
It's a priceless relic.
Who said anything
about cutting Goliath?
[laughs]
Oh, oh, good
joke, Dr. Glencliff.
Humor's a little
dark for my taste.
But as I say, to each his own.
Huh?
[laughs]
I'm laughing.
See?
[laughs]
Oh, you're not joking, are you?
How else would I get
the crown jewels out?
Put him in the wrecker.
Hey!
I warn you!
I'm skilled in the
Oriental discipline.
ERNEST: Ouch!
Help!
Ow!
Skipping school like
some eighth grader.
I mean, this theory of--
[shrieks]
My god!

Filipino: 
Ang pakikipag-usap sa iyong sarili ay hindi
isang tanda ng katatagan ng kaisipan.
Oh, Ernest, ito na
Dr Glencliff!
Narito siya upang tulungan tayo.
ERNEST: Dr Melon?
[ungol]
Ouch!
Ouch!
Oh!
[ungol]
Ow!
Siya ay - suplado siya, doktor.
Dadalhin namin ito sa
klinika at gupitin siya doon.
Kaya, hindi mo mapuputol si Goliath.
Ito ay isang hindi mabibili ng salapi na labi.
Sinong may sinabi
tungkol sa pagputol kay Goliath?
[laughs]
Oh, oh, mabuti
biro, Dr Glencliff.
Humor's konti
maitim para sa aking panlasa.
Ngunit tulad ng sinasabi ko, sa bawat isa sa kanya.
Ha?
[laughs]
Tumatawa ako.
Kita mo ba
[laughs]
O, hindi ka nagbibiro di ba?
Paano pa ako makakakuha
ang mga alahas sa korona?
Ilagay siya sa wrecker.
Hoy!
Binabalaan kita!
Sanay ako sa
Disiplina sa oriental.
ERNEST: Ouch!
Tulong!
Ow!
Laktawan ang paaralan tulad ng
ilang ikawalong baitang.
Ibig kong sabihin, ang teoryang ito ng--
[shrieks]
Diyos ko!

Hindi: 
अपने आप से बात करना नहीं है
मानसिक स्थिरता का संकेत।
ओह, अर्नेस्ट, यह है
डॉ। ग्लेनक्लिफ!
वह यहाँ हमारी मदद करने के लिए है।
अर्नेस्ट: डॉ। तरबूज?
[घुरघुराना]
आउच!
आउच!
ओह!
[घुरघुराना]
ओउ!
वह-- वह अटक गया है, डॉक्टर।
हम इसे ले जाएंगे
क्लिनिक और उसे वहाँ काट दिया।
खैर, आप गोलियत को नहीं काट सकते।
यह एक अनमोल अवशेष है।
किसने क्या कहा
गोलियत को काटने के बारे में?
[हंसते हुए]
ओह, ओह, अच्छा
मजाक, डॉ। ग्लेनक्लिफ।
हास्य थोड़ा
मेरे स्वाद के लिए अंधेरा।
लेकिन जैसा कि मैं कहता हूं, प्रत्येक अपने स्वयं के लिए।
है ना?
[हंसते हुए]
मैं हँस रहा हूँ।
देख?
[हंसते हुए]
ओह, तुम मजाक नहीं कर रहे हो?
मुझे और कैसे मिलेगा
मुकुट गहने बाहर?
उसे व्रेकर में डाल दो।
अरे!
मैं तुम्हें चेतावनी देता हुँ!
में कुशल हूँ
ओरिएंटल अनुशासन।
अर्नेस्ट: आउच!
मदद!
ओउ!
जैसे स्कूल छोड़ना
कुछ आठवें ग्रेडर।
मेरा मतलब है, के इस सिद्धांत--
[चीखने]
हे भगवान!

Spanish: 
Oh chico.
Qué lástima.
Totalizado.
- Eso es lo que yo diría.
- Totalizado.
Cancelación completa.
Sin seguro.
Ya sabes, un buen
coche de bajo kilometraje
--como eso--
- --probablemente podría venderse por 25--
- --26--
- --mil--
- - dólares.
Por supuesto, este tiene algunos ...
--glitches.
Pero con un poco de trabajo corporal ...
AMBOS: Un poco de Bondo ...
- podríamos arreglarlo, seguro.
No hay problema.
Voy a matar a alguien.
Vendemos algunos
armas realmente bonitas también.
Y balas, muchas balas.
- Muchas balas, sí.
- Creo que están en ...
--maletero.
Solo ... solo llévame a casa, ¿de acuerdo?
Tu carro ...
- espera.
Creo que lo envenenaré.
Mhm.
ABNER: Para el cielo
amor, conduzca con cuidado.
Es un cañón muy antiguo.
GLENCLIFF: Cállate.
ERNEST: ¡Cuidado con la acera!
¡Cuidado con la acera!
¡Ay!
Chico, cuando ellos
diseñó esta cosa,
la seguridad del pasajero no era el
lo primero en su lista.
¡Ay!
¡Déjame salir!
No soporto lugares estrechos.
¡Y yo también tengo claustrofobia!
Cuando volvamos
a la clínica,
haz lo que sea necesario para
sácalo de allí.

English: 
Oh boy.
What a shame.
Totalled.
- That's what I'd say.
- Totalled.
Complete write off.
No insurance.
You know, a good
low-mileage car--
--like that--
- --could probably sell for 25--
- --26--
- --thousand--
- --dollars.
Of course, this one has a few--
--glitches.
But with a little body work--
BOTH: Some Bondo--
--we could fix it, sure.
No problem.
I'm going to kill somebody.
We sell some
really nice guns too.
And bullets, lots of bullets.
- Lots of bullets, yeah.
- I think they're in the--
--trunk.
Just-- just take me home, OK?
Your chariot--
--awaits.
I think I'll poison him.
Mhm.
ABNER: For Heaven's
sake, drive carefully.
That's a very old cannon.
GLENCLIFF: Shut up.
ERNEST: Watch the curb!
Watch the curb!
Ow!
Boy, when they
designed this thing,
passenger safety wasn't the
first thing on their list.
Ow!
Let me out!
Can't stand tight places.
And I've got claustrophobia too!
When we get back
to the clinic,
do whatever it takes to
get him out of there.

Hindi: 
ओह यार।
कितनी शर्म की बात है।
थी।
- यही तो मैं कहूंगा।
- कुल योग।
पूरा लिखना बंद।
बीमा नहीं।
तुम्हें पता है, एक अच्छा
कम माइलेज वाली कार--
--उसके जैसा--
- - शायद 25-- के लिए बेचते हैं
- --26--
- - हजार
- डोलर।
बेशक, यह एक कुछ है -
--glitches।
लेकिन एक छोटे से शरीर के साथ काम -
दोनों: कुछ बॉन्डो--
- हम इसे ठीक कर सकते हैं, यकीन है।
कोई दिक्कत नहीं है।
मैं किसी को मारने जा रहा हूं।
हम कुछ बेचते हैं
वास्तव में अच्छी बंदूकें भी।
और गोलियां, बहुत सारी गोलियां।
- बहुत गोलियां, हाँ।
- मुझे लगता है कि वे में हैं -
--सूँ ढ।
बस - बस मुझे घर ले जाओ, ठीक है?
आपका रथ--
--awaits।
मुझे लगता है कि मैं उसे जहर दे दूंगा।
Mhm।
ABNER: स्वर्ग के लिए
खातिर, ध्यान से चलाओ।
वह बहुत पुरानी तोप है।
GLENCLIFF: चुप रहो।
अर्नेस्ट: अंकुश देखो!
देखो अंकुश!
ओउ!
लड़का, जब वे
इस चीज़ को डिज़ाइन किया गया है,
यात्री सुरक्षा नहीं थी
पहली बात उनकी सूची में।
ओउ!
मुझे बाहर निकालो!
तंग जगहों पर खड़े नहीं हो सकते।
और मुझे क्लॉस्ट्रोफोबिया भी हो गया है!
जब हम वापस लौटते हैं
क्लिनिक के लिए,
इसके लिए जो भी करना हो कर लो
उसे वहां से निकालो।

Filipino: 
Oh boy.
Nakakahiya naman.
Kabuuan.
- Iyon ang sasabihin ko.
- Kabuuan.
Kumpletong isulat.
Walang insurance.
Alam mo, isang mabuti
low-mileage car--
--tulad niyan--
- - maaaring magbenta ng 25--
- --26--
- - libo -
- --dollars.
Siyempre, ang isang ito ay may ilang--
--glitches.
Ngunit sa isang maliit na trabaho sa katawan--
DALAWA: Ilang Bondo--
- Maaari nating ayusin ito, sigurado.
Walang problema.
Papatayin ko ang isang tao.
Nagbebenta kami ng ilan
ang ganda talaga ng baril din.
At mga bala, maraming bala.
- Maraming bala, oo.
- Sa palagay ko nasa loob sila ng--
--trunk
Basta-- ihatid mo lang ako sa bahay, OK?
Ang iyong karwahe--
--awaits.
Lason ko yata siya.
Mhm.
ABNER: Para kay Heaven
sake, maingat na magmaneho.
Lumang matandang kanyon iyan.
GLENCLIFF: Manahimik ka.
ERNEST: Panoorin ang gilid!
Panoorin ang gilid!
Ow!
Boy, kapag sila
dinisenyo ang bagay na ito,
kaligtasan ng pasahero ay hindi ang
unang bagay sa kanilang listahan.
Ow!
Palabasin mo ako!
Hindi makatayo sa masikip na lugar.
At mayroon din akong claustrophobia!
Nang makabalik kami
sa klinika,
gawin ang anupaman
palabasin siya doon.

Spanish: 
Médico--
¿Algo que no está claro?
Qué hacemos
con las sobras?
Usa la cirugía
sistema de eliminación.
ERNEST: Cuidado con los golpes.
Ay.
Oh!
Se está poniendo horrible
apretado aquí.
Seguro desearía tener
comenzo el dia
con un buen desodorante de 24 horas.
Mis axilas son realmente
comenzando a irritarse.
[gruñidos]
Oh qué lindo.
Oh si.
Ocho hermosos pequeños
piernas peludas y
200 lindo pequeño
ojos redondos y ...
ahh!
[Reproduciendo música]
[gruñidos]
¡Ay!
Golpealo.
[chirrido de neumáticos]
[carcajadas]
[gemidos]
¡No hiciste el trabajo!
¡Ponlo al revés!

Filipino: 
Doctor--
May hindi malinaw?
Anong gagawin natin
sa mga natira?
Gumamit ng operasyon
sistema ng pagtatapon.
ERNEST: Panoorin ang mga paga.
Ouch
Oh!
Nakakagulat na
masikip dito
Sigurado akong gusto ko sana
nagsimula ang araw
na may magandang 24 na oras na deodorant.
Ang kilikili ko talaga
nagsisimula sa chafe.
[ungol]
Oh, ang cute.
Oh oo.
Walong magagandang maliit
mabuhok ang mga binti at--
200 cute maliit
mga mata ng beady, at--
ahh!
[tugtog ng musika]
[ungol]
Ow!
Hampasin mo siya
[nagngangalit ang mga gulong]
[sigaw]
[daing]
Hindi mo ginawa ang trabaho!
Ilagay ito sa kabaligtaran!

English: 
Doctor--
Something unclear?
What do we do
with the leftovers?
Use the surgical
disposal system.
ERNEST: Watch the bumps.
Ouch.
Oh!
It's getting awful
tight in here.
I sure wish I had
started the day
with a good 24-hour deodorant.
My armpits are really
starting to chafe.
[grunting]
Oh, how cute.
Oh yes.
Eight beautiful little
hairy legs and--
200 cute little
beady eyes, and--
ahh!
[music playing]
[grunting]
Ow!
Hit him.
[tires squeal]
[screams]
[groans]
You didn't do the job!
Put it in reverse!

Hindi: 
चिकित्सक--
कुछ अस्पष्ट है?
हम क्या करें
बचे हुए के साथ?
सर्जिकल का उपयोग करें
निपटान प्रणाली।
त्रुटि: धक्कों को देखें।
आउच।
ओह!
गजब हो रहा है
यहाँ तंग है।
मुझे यकीन है कि मेरे पास इच्छा थी
दिन शुरू हो गया
एक अच्छा 24 घंटे दुर्गन्ध के साथ।
मेरे कांख वास्तव में हैं
झूमने लगा।
[घुरघुराना]
ओह कितना सुंदर।
अरे हाँ।
आठ सुंदर कम
बालों वाले पैर और -
200 प्यारा सा
मनके आँखें, और--
आह!
[संगीत बजाना]
[घुरघुराना]
ओउ!
उसे मारो।
[टायर स्क्वील]
[चिल्लाती]
[हाँफ्ते]
आपने काम नहीं किया!
इसे उल्टा कर दो!

Spanish: 
[chirrido de neumáticos]
¡Atrapa al idiota!
[Reproduciendo música]
¡Corre, Ernesto!
¡Correr!
THUG: ¡Ven, vuelve aquí!
- ¡Oh!
- ¡Oh!
Ver--
[Reproduciendo música]
¡Oye!
¡Oye!
¡No lo hagas!
- Izquierda.
- ¡Oye!
- No.
No.
No.
Correcto.
- No lo hagas.
¡Venga!
- No.
¡Te tengo!
[boink]
¡Ah!
¡Ah!
[Reproduciendo música]
Joven, tu
darse cuenta de que está invadiendo
en propiedad privada?
Mira, señora, ¿viste?
un tipo pegajoso con un sombrero marrón?
Sin respeto.
Ese es el problema con
los jóvenes de hoy.

Hindi: 
[टायर स्क्वील]
बेवकूफ पकड़ो!
[संगीत बजाना]
भागो, अर्नेस्ट!
Daud!
ठग: आओ-यहाँ वापस आओ!
- ओह!
- ओह!
देख--
[संगीत बजाना]
अरे!
अरे!
नहीं करें!
- बाएं।
- अरे!
- नहीं।
नहीं।
नहीं।
सही।
- नहीं।
आ जाओ!
- नहीं।
पकड़ लिया!
[Boink]
आह।
आह!
[संगीत बजाना]
युवक, तुम करो
एहसास है कि आप अतिचार कर रहे हैं
निजी संपत्ति पर?
देखो, लेडी, क्या तुमने देखा
एक भूरे रंग की टोपी में एक गप्पी आदमी?
कोई सम्मान नहीं।
यही परेशानी है
आज युवा लोग।

English: 
[tires squeal]
Catch the idiot!
[music playing]
Run, Ernest!
Run!
THUG: Come-- get back here!
- Oh!
- Oh!
See--
[music playing]
Hey!
Hey!
Don't!
- Left.
- Hey!
- No.
No.
No.
Right.
- Don't.
Come on!
- No.
Gotcha!
[boink]
Ah.
Ah!
[music playing]
Young man, do you
realize you're trespassing
on private property?
Look, lady, did you see
a goopy guy in a brown hat?
No respect.
That's the trouble with
young people today.

Filipino: 
[nagngangalit ang mga gulong]
Abutin ang tulala!
[tugtog ng musika]
Patakbo, Ernest!
Tumakbo!
THUG: Halika-- bumalik ka dito!
- Oh!
- Oh!
Tingnan--
[tugtog ng musika]
Hoy!
Hoy!
Wag na!
- Kaliwa.
- Hoy!
- Hindi.
Hindi.
Hindi.
Tama
- Huwag.
Halika na!
- Hindi.
Gotcha!
[boink]
Ah
Ah!
[tugtog ng musika]
Binata, ikaw ba
napagtanto mong nagtataksil ka
sa pribadong pag-aari?
Tingnan mo, ginang, nakita mo ba
isang goopy na lalaki na may kayumanggi sumbrero?
Walang respeto
Iyon ang problema sa
mga kabataan ngayon.

Filipino: 
Wala silang respeto
para sa kanilang matatanda.
Para ka rin sa akin
pangalawang anak na lalaki, si Jaime.
Kailangan ko siyang turuan ng ugali.
Patay na siya ngayon.
Makinig, ikaw matanda
bag, sabihin mo sa akin
kung saan ang goofball
sa ngayon, o sa isang tao
masasaktan.
Aba, hindi ba tayo nasusubukan?
Pinaghihinalaan kong wala tayo
sapat na bran sa ating diet
Oh, iyon ba ay .44?
Ugh!
Parang si Jaime lang.
[sumisindak]
ABNER: Hindi mo gagawin
sa totoo lang maniwala ka
makakalayo dito?
Dapat mong mapagtanto mayroon sila
napaka mabisang batas
at mga penalty sa kriminal sa
order upang labanan ang pagnanakaw
ng makasaysayang mga sinaunang panahon.
At saka, binata,
maaari ba akong maging matapang na sabihin,
Sa palagay ko magkakaroon ka ng higit pa
kontrol ng iyong buhay
kung mayroon kang isang tamang
post-pangalawang edukasyon.
Ugh!
[tugtog ng musika]
ERNEST: Gamit ang kanyang
Mga binti na may kasanayang Olimpiko,
Indy rockets sa
Pagsagip ni Propesor.

English: 
They have no respect
for their elders.
You're just like my
second son, Jaime.
I had to teach him manners.
He's dead now.
Listen, you old
bag, you tell me
where the goofball is
right now, or somebody's
going to get hurt.
Well, aren't we being testy?
I suspect we don't have
enough bran in our diet.
Oh, is that a .44?
Ugh!
Looks just like Jaime.
[creaking]
ABNER: You don't
honestly believe you're
going to get away with this?
You must realize they have
very effective statutes
and criminal penalties in
order to combat the theft
of historical antiquities.
And furthermore, young man,
may I be so bold to say,
I think you'd have more
control of your life
if you had a proper
post-secondary education.
Ugh!
[music playing]
ERNEST: Using his
Olympic-trained legs,
Indy rockets to the
Professor's rescue.

Hindi: 
उनका कोई सम्मान नहीं है
अपने बड़ों के लिए।
तुम मेरी तरह हो
दूसरा बेटा, जैमे।
मुझे उसे शिष्टाचार सिखाना था।
वह अब मर चुका है।
सुनो, तुम बूढ़े हो गए
बैग, तुम मुझे बताओ
जहां Goofball है
अभी, या किसी का है
चोट लगने वाली है।
अच्छा, क्या हम टेस्टी नहीं हैं?
मुझे शक है कि हमारे पास नहीं है
हमारे आहार में पर्याप्त चोकर।
ओह, यह है?
ओह!
बिल्कुल जैम जैसा दिखता है।
[चरमराती]
ABNER: आप नहीं
ईमानदारी से विश्वास करो
इस के साथ दूर जा रहे हैं?
आपको एहसास होना चाहिए कि उनके पास है
बहुत प्रभावी क़ानून
और में आपराधिक दंड
चोरी का मुकाबला करने का आदेश
ऐतिहासिक प्राचीन वस्तुओं का।
और इसके अलावा, जवान आदमी,
क्या मैं इतना कहने के लिए बोल्ड हो सकता हूं,
मुझे लगता है कि आपके पास अधिक होगा
अपने जीवन का नियंत्रण
अगर आपके पास एक उचित था
माध्यमिक शिक्षा के बाद।
ओह!
[संगीत बजाना]
अर्नेस्ट: उसका उपयोग करना
ओलंपिक प्रशिक्षित पैर,
इंडी रॉकेट टू
प्रोफेसर का बचाव

Spanish: 
No tienen respeto
para sus mayores.
Eres como mi
segundo hijo, Jaime.
Tuve que enseñarle modales.
Ahora está muerto.
Escucha, viejo
bolsa, me dices
donde esta el tonto
ahora mismo, o de alguien
va a salir lastimado.
Bueno, ¿no estamos enojados?
Sospecho que no tenemos
suficiente salvado en nuestra dieta.
Oh, ¿es un .44?
¡Uf!
Se parece a Jaime.
[crujiente]
ABNER: Tu no
honestamente creo que eres
va a salirse con la suya?
Debes darte cuenta de que tienen
estatutos muy efectivos
y sanciones penales en
para combatir el robo
de antigüedades históricas.
Y además, jovencito,
¿Puedo ser tan valiente para decir?
Creo que tendrías más
control de tu vida
si tuvieras un adecuado
Educación post secundaria.
¡Uf!
[Reproduciendo música]
ERNEST: Usando su
Piernas entrenadas olímpicas,
Indy cohetes al
Rescate del profesor.

Filipino: 
[tugtog ng musika]
Hanggang sa, Dr Melon!
Papunta na ako!
[tugtog ng musika]
(ACCENT NG BRITISH) Huminto
in the name of the Sheriff
of Nottingham!
Or be issued a sound thrashing!
[engine roaring]
[screaming]
[thud]
Hey, no fair!
You hit Ernest!
Ya!
Oh!
Ow.
Oh!
Ugh!
[tugtog ng musika]
[grunting]
[daing]

English: 
[music playing]
Hang on, Dr. Melon!
I'm coming!
[music playing]
(BRITISH ACCENT) Stop
in the name of the Sheriff
of Nottingham!
Or be issued a sound thrashing!
[engine roaring]
[screaming]
[thud]
Hey, no fair!
You hit Ernest!
Ya!
Oh!
Ow.
Oh!
Ugh!
[music playing]
[grunting]
[groans]

Spanish: 
[Reproduciendo música]
¡Espere, Dr. Melon!
¡Ya voy!
[Reproduciendo música]
(ACENTO BRITÁNICO) Para
en nombre del Sheriff
de Nottingham!
¡O recibir una paliza!
[rugido del motor]
[gritando]
[ruido sordo]
¡Oye, no es justo!
¡Le pegaste a Ernest!
¡Ya!
Oh!
Ay.
Oh!
¡Uf!
[Reproduciendo música]
[gruñidos]
[gemidos]

Hindi: 
[संगीत बजाना]
डॉ। मेलन, रुको!
मैं आ रहा हूँ!
[संगीत बजाना]
(संक्षिप्त संस्करण) बंद करो
शेरिफ के नाम पर
नॉटिंघम का!
या एक जोरदार आवाज जारी की जाए!
[इंजन गर्जन]
[चिल्ला]
[धमाका]
अरे, कोई उचित नहीं!
आप अर्नेस्ट मारा!
या!
ओह!
ओउ।
ओह!
ओह!
[संगीत बजाना]
[घुरघुराना]
[हाँफ्ते]

Spanish: 
Dr. Melon?
¡Despierta!
Soy yo, Ernest.
Soy uno de los nuevos
chicos en el capó.
¡Despierta!
¡Este no es momento para tomar siestas!
Dr. Melon!
¡Por favor!
Dr. Melon!
[chirridos de neumáticos]
¡Ay!
[gruñidos]
¡Ay!
THUG: Vamos.
¿Qué está pasando ahí arriba?
Va a lanzar el cañón.
[chirridos de neumáticos]
¡Guau!
[gruñidos]
THUG: ¿No es eso?
chico alguna vez se rindió?
[gruñidos]
Te mostrare.
[gruñidos]
ERNEST: ¡Ay!
THUG: ¡Bájate de mi camión!
[gruñidos]
Oh, que tal un
enema de obras públicas?
[carcajadas]
¡Espere!

Hindi: 
डॉ। तरबूज?
उठो!
यह मैं हूँ, अर्नेस्ट।
मैं नए में से एक हूं
हुड पर लड़के।
उठो!
यह झपकी लेने का कोई समय नहीं है!
डॉ। तरबूज!
कृप्या!
डॉ। तरबूज!
[टायर स्क्वीलिंग]
ओउ!
[घुरघुराना]
ओउ!
ठग: चलो।
वहाँ क्या चल रहा है?
वह तोप फेंकने जा रहा है।
[tires squealing]
वाह!
[grunting]
THUG: Doesn't that
guy ever give up?
[grunts]
I'll show you.
[grunting]
ERNEST: Ow!
THUG: Get off my truck!
[grunting]
Oh, how about a
public works enema?
[screams]
रुको!

English: 
Dr. Melon?
Wake up!
It's me, Ernest.
I'm one of the new
boys on the hood.
Wake up!
This is no time for taking naps!
Dr. Melon!
Please!
Dr. Melon!
[tires squealing]
Ow!
[grunting]
Ow!
THUG: Come on.
What's going on up there?
He's going to throw the cannon.
[tires squealing]
Whoa!
[grunting]
THUG: Doesn't that
guy ever give up?
[grunts]
I'll show you.
[grunting]
ERNEST: Ow!
THUG: Get off my truck!
[grunting]
Oh, how about a
public works enema?
[screams]
Hold on!

Filipino: 
Dr. Melon?
Gising na!
It's me, Ernest.
I'm one of the new
boys on the hood.
Gising na!
This is no time for taking naps!
Dr. Melon!
Pakiusap!
Dr. Melon!
[tires squealing]
Ow!
[grunting]
Ow!
THUG: Come on.
Ano ang nangyayari doon?
He's going to throw the cannon.
[tires squealing]
Whoa!
[grunting]
THUG: Doesn't that
guy ever give up?
[mga ungol]
I'll show you.
[grunting]
ERNEST: Ow!
THUG: Get off my truck!
[grunting]
Oh, how about a
public works enema?
[sigaw]
Hawakan mo!

Spanish: 
¿Cómo nos alcanzó?
¡Esto es ridículo!
¡No!
¡No los conos!
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
THUG: ¡Toma eso!
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
¡Ah!
[carcajadas]
¡Ernesto!
¡Guau!
THUG: ¡Estúpido paleto!
Debe tener Stick-Em en sus manos.
[gruñidos]
¡Suelta mi set!
¡Ah!
[gruñidos]
THUG: ¡Suéltame!
¡Suéltame!
[gruñidos]
[carcajadas]
[risas]
¡Sólo dispárale!
¡Balas reales!
Estan disparando
balas reales contra nosotros!
Sea un objetivo en movimiento, Dr. Melon.
Sea un objetivo en movimiento.
¡Nadie conduce el camión!
No puedo evitarlo.
Vayamos al cañón.
Pero los camiones
¡fuera de control!
¡Bienvenido a mi mundo!
- ¡Seamos sensatos!
- No.
Sigamos vivos.

Hindi: 
How did he catch up to us?
This is ridiculous!
नहीं!
Not the cones!
ओउ!
ओउ!
THUG: Take that!
ओउ!
ओउ!
ओउ!
आह!
[screams]
Ernest!
वाह!
THUG: Stupid redneck!
Must have Stick-Em on his hands.
[grunting]
Let go of my set!
आह!
[grunting]
THUG: Let go of me!
मुझे जाने दो!
[grunting]
[screams]
[हंसते हुए]
Just shoot him!
Real bullets!
They're shooting
real bullets at us!
Be a moving target, Dr. Melon.
Be a moving target.
Nobody's driving the truck!
I can't help that.
Let's get to the cannon.
But the trucks'
out of control!
Welcome to my world!
- Let's be sensible!
- नहीं।
Let's stay alive.

English: 
How did he catch up to us?
This is ridiculous!
No!
Not the cones!
Ow!
Ow!
THUG: Take that!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ah!
[screams]
Ernest!
Whoa!
THUG: Stupid redneck!
Must have Stick-Em on his hands.
[grunting]
Let go of my set!
Ah!
[grunting]
THUG: Let go of me!
Let go of me!
[grunting]
[screams]
[laughs]
Just shoot him!
Real bullets!
They're shooting
real bullets at us!
Be a moving target, Dr. Melon.
Be a moving target.
Nobody's driving the truck!
I can't help that.
Let's get to the cannon.
But the trucks'
out of control!
Welcome to my world!
- Let's be sensible!
- No.
Let's stay alive.

Filipino: 
How did he catch up to us?
This is ridiculous!
No!
Not the cones!
Ow!
Ow!
THUG: Take that!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ah!
[sigaw]
Ernest!
Whoa!
THUG: Stupid redneck!
Must have Stick-Em on his hands.
[grunting]
Let go of my set!
Ah!
[grunting]
THUG: Let go of me!
Let go of me!
[grunting]
[sigaw]
[laughs]
Just shoot him!
Real bullets!
They're shooting
real bullets at us!
Be a moving target, Dr. Melon.
Be a moving target.
Nobody's driving the truck!
I can't help that.
Let's get to the cannon.
But the trucks'
out of control!
Welcome to my world!
- Let's be sensible!
- Hindi.
Let's stay alive.

Filipino: 
[bullets zinging]
ABNER: Ooh, ah, ah, ooh.
Moving target.
Moving target.
Ernest?
Ah!
Saan ka pupunta?
Those cretins are
trying to get on Goliath.
Ah!
ERNEST: Dr. Melon?
I'm going to pull the pin.
That's a good way to
lose a finger, Ernest.
[mga ungol]
ERNEST: Uh-oh.
ABNER: Ernest!
Jump to the cannon!
Jump!
[bullets zinging]
Ah!
[mga ungol]
Come on, jump, Dr. Melon!
Jump!
No, no!
To the cannon! to the cannon!
Baliw ka ba?
That must be 13 feet!
This is no time
to be superstitious!
Jump!
I-- I can't!
[gunshot]
Take my hand!
[grunting]
I can't!
I don't jump!
I teach history!
I'm a history professor!
Just goes to show you,
history won't keep you alive!
Now, jump!
- I can't, Ernest!
I just can't do it!
Oh--

Hindi: 
[bullets zinging]
ABNER: Ooh, ah, ah, ooh.
Moving target.
Moving target.
Ernest?
आह!
तुम कहाँ जा रहे हो?
Those cretins are
trying to get on Goliath.
आह!
ERNEST: Dr. Melon?
I'm going to pull the pin.
That's a good way to
lose a finger, Ernest.
[grunts]
ERNEST: Uh-oh.
ABNER: Ernest!
Jump to the cannon!
Jump!
[bullets zinging]
आह!
[grunts]
Come on, jump, Dr. Melon!
Jump!
नहीं नहीं!
To the cannon! to the cannon!
क्या तुम पागल हो?
That must be 13 feet!
This is no time
to be superstitious!
Jump!
I-- I can't!
[gunshot]
Take my hand!
[grunting]
मैं नहीं कर सकता!
I don't jump!
I teach history!
I'm a history professor!
Just goes to show you,
history won't keep you alive!
Now, jump!
- I can't, Ernest!
I just can't do it!
Oh--

Spanish: 
[zumbido de balas]
ABNER: Ooh, ah, ah, ooh.
Objetivo en movimiento.
Objetivo en movimiento.
Ernesto?
¡Ah!
¿A dónde vas?
Esos cretinos son
tratando de subirse a Goliat.
¡Ah!
ERNEST: ¿Dr. Melon?
Voy a tirar del alfiler.
Esa es una buena manera de
Pierde un dedo, Ernesto.
[gruñidos]
ERNEST: Uh-oh.
ABNER: ¡Ernesto!
¡Salta al cañón!
¡Saltar!
[zumbido de balas]
¡Ah!
[gruñidos]
¡Vamos, salta, Dr. Melon!
¡Saltar!
¡No no!
¡Al cañón! al cañón!
¿Estas loco?
¡Eso debe ser de 13 pies!
Este no es el momento
ser supersticioso!
¡Saltar!
¡Yo ... no puedo!
[cañonazo]
¡Toma mi mano!
[gruñidos]
No puedo!
¡Yo no salto!
¡Yo enseño historia!
¡Soy profesor de historia!
Solo va a mostrarte
¡la historia no te mantendrá vivo!
¡Ahora salta!
- ¡No puedo, Ernest!
¡Simplemente, no puedo hacerlo!
Oh--

English: 
[bullets zinging]
ABNER: Ooh, ah, ah, ooh.
Moving target.
Moving target.
Ernest?
Ah!
Where are you going?
Those cretins are
trying to get on Goliath.
Ah!
ERNEST: Dr. Melon?
I'm going to pull the pin.
That's a good way to
lose a finger, Ernest.
[grunts]
ERNEST: Uh-oh.
ABNER: Ernest!
Jump to the cannon!
Jump!
[bullets zinging]
Ah!
[grunts]
Come on, jump, Dr. Melon!
Jump!
No, no!
To the cannon! to the cannon!
Are you crazy?
That must be 13 feet!
This is no time
to be superstitious!
Jump!
I-- I can't!
[gunshot]
Take my hand!
[grunting]
I can't!
I don't jump!
I teach history!
I'm a history professor!
Just goes to show you,
history won't keep you alive!
Now, jump!
- I can't, Ernest!
I just can't do it!
Oh--

English: 
[music playing]
Dr. Melon!
Dr. Melon!
Jump!
I can't do it!
Ah!
[laughs]
Well, safe at last.
I'm off of this thing.
I knew it was too
good to be true!
Oh!
[music playing]
He's on my cannon!
[groaning]
[screams]
[screams]
[music playing]
GLENCLIFF: Follow him!
Follow him!

Filipino: 
[tugtog ng musika]
Dr. Melon!
Dr. Melon!
Jump!
I can't do it!
Ah!
[laughs]
Well, safe at last.
I'm off of this thing.
I knew it was too
good to be true!
Oh!
[tugtog ng musika]
He's on my cannon!
[daing]
[sigaw]
[sigaw]
[tugtog ng musika]
GLENCLIFF: Follow him!
Follow him!

Spanish: 
[Reproduciendo música]
Dr. Melon!
Dr. Melon!
¡Saltar!
¡No puedo hacerlo!
¡Ah!
[risas]
Bueno, por fin a salvo.
Estoy fuera de esto.
Yo sabía que era demasiado
bueno para ser verdad!
Oh!
[Reproduciendo música]
¡Está en mi cañón!
[gemidos]
[carcajadas]
[carcajadas]
[Reproduciendo música]
GLENCLIFF: ¡Síguelo!
¡SIGUELO!

Hindi: 
[संगीत बजाना]
Dr. Melon!
Dr. Melon!
Jump!
I can't do it!
आह!
[हंसते हुए]
Well, safe at last.
I'm off of this thing.
I knew it was too
good to be true!
ओह!
[संगीत बजाना]
He's on my cannon!
[कराहना]
[screams]
[screams]
[संगीत बजाना]
GLENCLIFF: Follow him!
Follow him!

Spanish: 
[Reproduciendo música]
¡Ernesto!
¡Salté!
¡Espera!
¡Ya voy!
FRANK: Año de la Mujer.
Es suficiente para enfermarte
- a su estómago.
Mira, señora, no podemos ser
llevándote por toda la ciudad
solo porque crees que somos
sus choferes personales
o algo.
- O algo.
- Tenemos nuestro territorio.
- Nuestro territor--
Si.
Rellena tu territorio.
¡No!
¡No lo hagas!
¡Hey hey hey!
[suspiros]
Demasiado--
--café.
AMBOS: Bueno.
Vamonos.
Oh!
¡Ah!
¡Izquierda!
¡Ayuda!
¡Guau!
¡Guau!
¡Yee-haw!
[charla]

Filipino: 
[tugtog ng musika]
Ernest!
I jumped!
Wait up!
Papunta na ako!
FRANK: Year of the Woman.
It's enough to make you sick--
--to your stomach.
Look, lady, we can't be
driving you all over town
just because you think we're
your personal chauffeurs
or something.
- Or something.
- We got our territory.
- Our territor--
Oo.
Stuff your territory.
No!
Don't!
Hey, hey, hey!
[mga buntong-hininga]
Too much--
--coffee.
BOTH: Oh well.
Umalis na tayo.
Oh!
Ah!
Left!
Tulong!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Yee-haw!
[chatter]

Hindi: 
[संगीत बजाना]
Ernest!
I jumped!
Wait up!
मैं आ रहा हूँ!
FRANK: Year of the Woman.
It's enough to make you sick--
--to your stomach.
Look, lady, we can't be
driving you all over town
just because you think we're
your personal chauffeurs
या कुछ और।
- Or something.
- We got our territory.
- Our territor--
हाँ।
Stuff your territory.
नहीं!
नहीं करें!
हे हे हे!
[sighs]
Too much--
--coffee.
BOTH: Oh well.
चलो चलते हैं।
ओह!
आह!
Left!
मदद!
वाह!
वाह!
Yee-haw!
[chatter]

English: 
[music playing]
Ernest!
I jumped!
Wait up!
I'm coming!
FRANK: Year of the Woman.
It's enough to make you sick--
--to your stomach.
Look, lady, we can't be
driving you all over town
just because you think we're
your personal chauffeurs
or something.
- Or something.
- We got our territory.
- Our territor--
Yeah.
Stuff your territory.
No!
Don't!
Hey, hey, hey!
[sighs]
Too much--
--coffee.
BOTH: Oh well.
Let's go.
Oh!
Ah!
Left!
Help!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Yee-haw!
[chatter]

Hindi: 
Let's go, honey.
We're going to be late.
[chatter]
WOMAN: It's so good to see you.
[rumbling]
[चिल्ला]
ERNEST: Get out of the way!
I don't want to kill anybody!
Not even that bad mime!
Watch out!
रास्ते से हट जाओ!
ओह।
ERNEST: You badly-dressed
women, move!
[चिल्ला]
Mayday!
Mayday!
Can't control this thing!
रास्ते से हट जाओ!
[चिल्ला]
Watch out!
रुकें!
रास्ते से हट जाओ!
Watch out!
[shouting]
रास्ते से हट जाओ!
[चिल्ला]
Sticker bushes!
ओउ।
MAN: I can't believe this.
[wincing]

English: 
Let's go, honey.
We're going to be late.
[chatter]
WOMAN: It's so good to see you.
[rumbling]
[screaming]
ERNEST: Get out of the way!
I don't want to kill anybody!
Not even that bad mime!
Watch out!
Get out of the way!
Oh.
ERNEST: You badly-dressed
women, move!
[screaming]
Mayday!
Mayday!
Can't control this thing!
Get out of the way!
[screaming]
Watch out!
Stop!
Get out of the way!
Watch out!
[shouting]
Get out of the way!
[screaming]
Sticker bushes!
Ow.
MAN: I can't believe this.
[wincing]

Filipino: 
Let's go, honey.
We're going to be late.
[chatter]
WOMAN: It's so good to see you.
[rumbling]
[screaming]
ERNEST: Get out of the way!
I don't want to kill anybody!
Not even that bad mime!
Watch out!
Umalis ka sa daan!
Oh
ERNEST: You badly-dressed
women, move!
[screaming]
Mayday!
Mayday!
Can't control this thing!
Umalis ka sa daan!
[screaming]
Watch out!
Stop!
Umalis ka sa daan!
Watch out!
[shouting]
Umalis ka sa daan!
[screaming]
Sticker bushes!
Ow.
MAN: I can't believe this.
[wincing]

Spanish: 
Vamos, cariño.
Vamos a llegar tarde.
[charla]
MUJER: Me alegro de verte.
[retumbar]
[gritando]
ERNEST: ¡Fuera del camino!
¡No quiero matar a nadie!
¡Ni siquiera ese mal mimo!
¡Cuidado!
¡Muévete del camino!
Oh.
ERNEST: Estás mal vestido
mujeres, muévete!
[gritando]
¡Auxilio!
¡Auxilio!
¡No puedo controlar esta cosa!
¡Muévete del camino!
[gritando]
¡Cuidado!
¡Detener!
¡Muévete del camino!
¡Cuidado!
[gritos]
¡Muévete del camino!
[gritando]
¡Pegatina arbustos!
Ay.
HOMBRE: No puedo creer esto.
[haciendo una mueca]

Spanish: 
Ay.
Mira, señora ...
- --tenemos que irnos.
- Llegamos tarde.
Ya que no se ve
como si fueras a ...
AMBOS: --compren cualquier cosa--
--sólo estaremos--
--a nuestra manera.
Ustedes dos lo harán
exactamente como estás para ...
[reproducción de música espía]
Perdóneme.
¿Quién eres tú?
Y qué eres tú
haciendo en mi casa?
Siento imponerme, señora.
Pero estamos aquí para preguntar
en cuanto al paradero
of your husband,
Dr. Abner T. Melon.
You are Mrs. Melon, I presume?
Who wants to know?
Madam, it is imperative we
know where your husband is.
The severity of the situation
is beyond your imagination.
You're not from
around here, are you?
You're from--
England, aren't you?
JOE: English--
--big--
--spender.
So Abner was right.
That tedious story of the Crown
Jewels getting stolen is true,
or the British government
(BRITISH ACCENT)
would not be so
interested, what?
- Jewels?
- The Crown--
--Jewels.
[ernest screaming]

Hindi: 
ओउ।
Look, lady--
- --we have to go.
- We're late.
Since it doesn't look
like you're going to--
BOTH: --buy anything--
--we'll just be--
--on our way.
You two will do
exactly as you are to--
[spy music playing]
क्षमा कीजिय।
तुम कौन हो?
And what are you
doing in my house?
Sorry to impose, madam.
But we are here to inquire
as to the whereabouts
of your husband,
Dr. Abner T. Melon.
You are Mrs. Melon, I presume?
Who wants to know?
Madam, it is imperative we
know where your husband is.
The severity of the situation
is beyond your imagination.
You're not from
around here, are you?
You're from--
England, aren't you?
JOE: English--
--big--
--spender.
So Abner was right.
That tedious story of the Crown
Jewels getting stolen is true,
or the British government
(BRITISH ACCENT)
would not be so
interested, what?
- Jewels?
- The Crown--
--Jewels.
[ernest screaming]

Filipino: 
Ow.
Look, lady--
- --we have to go.
- We're late.
Since it doesn't look
like you're going to--
BOTH: --buy anything--
--we'll just be--
--on our way.
You two will do
exactly as you are to--
[spy music playing]
Excuse me.
Sino ka?
And what are you
doing in my house?
Sorry to impose, madam.
But we are here to inquire
as to the whereabouts
of your husband,
Dr. Abner T. Melon.
You are Mrs. Melon, I presume?
Who wants to know?
Madam, it is imperative we
know where your husband is.
The severity of the situation
is beyond your imagination.
You're not from
around here, are you?
You're from--
England, aren't you?
JOE: English--
--big--
--spender.
So Abner was right.
That tedious story of the Crown
Jewels getting stolen is true,
or the British government
(BRITISH ACCENT)
would not be so
interested, what?
- Jewels?
- The Crown--
--Jewels.
[ernest screaming]

English: 
Ow.
Look, lady--
- --we have to go.
- We're late.
Since it doesn't look
like you're going to--
BOTH: --buy anything--
--we'll just be--
--on our way.
You two will do
exactly as you are to--
[spy music playing]
Excuse me.
Who are you?
And what are you
doing in my house?
Sorry to impose, madam.
But we are here to inquire
as to the whereabouts
of your husband,
Dr. Abner T. Melon.
You are Mrs. Melon, I presume?
Who wants to know?
Madam, it is imperative we
know where your husband is.
The severity of the situation
is beyond your imagination.
You're not from
around here, are you?
You're from--
England, aren't you?
JOE: English--
--big--
--spender.
So Abner was right.
That tedious story of the Crown
Jewels getting stolen is true,
or the British government
(BRITISH ACCENT)
would not be so
interested, what?
- Jewels?
- The Crown--
--Jewels.
[ernest screaming]

Hindi: 
ABNER: Ernest!
Look out for the neighbor's cat!
[cat snarls]
Abner?
चलो रोल करें।
[laughter]
[संगीत बजाना]
[ernest screams]
Come on, Dr. Melon!
आ जाओ!
You got the brains!
Get me off of this!
Come on, Dr. Melon!
[engine revs]
Wait for me, Ernest!
मैं आ रहा हूँ!
[chatter]

English: 
ABNER: Ernest!
Look out for the neighbor's cat!
[cat snarls]
Abner?
Let's roll.
[laughter]
[music playing]
[ernest screams]
Come on, Dr. Melon!
Come on!
You got the brains!
Get me off of this!
Come on, Dr. Melon!
[engine revs]
Wait for me, Ernest!
I'm coming!
[chatter]

Filipino: 
ABNER: Ernest!
Look out for the neighbor's cat!
[cat snarls]
Abner?
Let's roll.
[tawa]
[tugtog ng musika]
[ernest screams]
Come on, Dr. Melon!
Halika na!
You got the brains!
Get me off of this!
Come on, Dr. Melon!
[engine revs]
Wait for me, Ernest!
Papunta na ako!
[chatter]

Spanish: 
ABNER: Ernest!
Look out for the neighbor's cat!
[cat snarls]
Abner?
Vamos a rodar.
[la risa]
[Reproduciendo música]
[ernest screams]
Come on, Dr. Melon!
¡Venga!
You got the brains!
Get me off of this!
Come on, Dr. Melon!
[revoluciones del motor]
Wait for me, Ernest!
¡Ya voy!
[charla]

Spanish: 
Siga adelante.
¡Estribor!
¡Sotavento!
Edward!
¡Cualquiera!
Oh.
¡Guau!
¡No!
Call Marabone.
Tell him we've seen Goliath.
- Sí señor.
- Get in.
Entra.
Entra.
We have to save
those Crown Jewels.
And you know, of course,
my darling husband.
- Whoa--
- Ho-ho.
- Whose car is this?
- Whose car?
- Is it stolen?
- Oh, it's not stolen.
- Or swiped.
- So it's yours.
- Lock--
- --stock--
--and barrel.
Es nuestro.
- Ours.
- Ours.
- Ours.
- Well, good.
I'm glad we established that.
Now, get in.
¡Ah!
You said something
earlier about jewels?
- The Crown--
- --Jewels?
¿Entonces?
Unless you agree to give
us a cut of whatever you get,
we're not moving an inch.
- Not one inch.
Ni uno.
Ni uno.
Gentleman, that is blackmail.
[la risa]
You got--
--that right.
A federal offense.
In most states.
But we suggest that
you think about--
- Think about how far--
- --you'll get--
--on foot.

Filipino: 
Move on.
Starboard!
Leeward!
Edward!
Anybody!
Oh
Whoa!
No!
Call Marabone.
Tell him we've seen Goliath.
- Yes, sir.
- Pasok.
Get in.
Get in.
We have to save
those Crown Jewels.
And you know, of course,
my darling husband.
- Whoa--
- Ho-ho.
- Whose car is this?
- Whose car?
- Is it stolen?
- Oh, it's not stolen.
- Or swiped.
- So it's yours.
- Lock--
- --stock--
--and barrel.
It's ours.
- Ours.
- Ours.
- Ours.
- Well, good.
I'm glad we established that.
Now, get in.
Ah
You said something
earlier about jewels?
- The Crown--
- --Jewels?
Kaya?
Unless you agree to give
us a cut of whatever you get,
we're not moving an inch.
- Not one inch.
Not one.
Not one.
Gentleman, that is blackmail.
[tawa]
You got--
--that right.
A federal offense.
In most states.
But we suggest that
you think about--
- Think about how far--
- --you'll get--
--on foot.

Hindi: 
Move on.
Starboard!
Leeward!
Edward!
Anybody!
ओह।
वाह!
नहीं!
Call Marabone.
Tell him we've seen Goliath.
- Yes, sir.
- Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
We have to save
those Crown Jewels.
And you know, of course,
my darling husband.
- Whoa--
- Ho-ho.
- Whose car is this?
- Whose car?
- Is it stolen?
- Oh, it's not stolen.
- Or swiped.
- So it's yours.
- Lock--
- --stock--
--and barrel.
It's ours.
- Ours.
- Ours.
- Ours.
- Well, good.
I'm glad we established that.
Now, get in.
आह।
You said something
earlier about jewels?
- The Crown--
- --Jewels?
इसलिए?
Unless you agree to give
us a cut of whatever you get,
we're not moving an inch.
- Not one inch.
Not one.
Not one.
Gentleman, that is blackmail.
[laughter]
You got--
--that right.
A federal offense.
In most states.
But we suggest that
you think about--
- Think about how far--
- --you'll get--
--on foot.

English: 
Move on.
Starboard!
Leeward!
Edward!
Anybody!
Oh.
Whoa!
No!
Call Marabone.
Tell him we've seen Goliath.
- Yes, sir.
- Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
We have to save
those Crown Jewels.
And you know, of course,
my darling husband.
- Whoa--
- Ho-ho.
- Whose car is this?
- Whose car?
- Is it stolen?
- Oh, it's not stolen.
- Or swiped.
- So it's yours.
- Lock--
- --stock--
--and barrel.
It's ours.
- Ours.
- Ours.
- Ours.
- Well, good.
I'm glad we established that.
Now, get in.
Ah.
You said something
earlier about jewels?
- The Crown--
- --Jewels?
So?
Unless you agree to give
us a cut of whatever you get,
we're not moving an inch.
- Not one inch.
Not one.
Not one.
Gentleman, that is blackmail.
[laughter]
You got--
--that right.
A federal offense.
In most states.
But we suggest that
you think about--
- Think about how far--
- --you'll get--
--on foot.

Hindi: 
Shanks' mare.
- Hoofing it.
[laughter]
- All right, 10%?
- 25--
Would be better.
Oh, I think I said, 10.
Ah, OK!
ठीक है!
15!
Or Frank here swallows the keys.
I've seen him do it at parties.
अहां।
[crying]
Sorry, guys.
माफ़ करना।
I mean, I'm just
so stressed out.
I just-- Abner and--
sorry.
Oh, OK.
ठीक है।
BOTH: 12.
- Done.
Get in.
अरे!
Ah, deal's a deal.
What a witch.
I think I'm in love.
[संगीत बजाना]
Ernest!
यहाँ पर!
Dr. Melon!
Jump the ditch!
I don't jump!
I thought I told you that!
I'll try to find a crossroad!
[संगीत बजाना]

Filipino: 
Shanks' mare.
- Hoofing it.
[tawa]
- All right, 10%?
- 25--
Would be better.
Oh, I think I said, 10.
Ah, OK!
OK!
15!
Or Frank here swallows the keys.
I've seen him do it at parties.
Uh-huh.
[crying]
Sorry, guys.
Pasensya na
I mean, I'm just
so stressed out.
I just-- Abner and--
sorry.
Oh, OK.
OK lang
BOTH: 12.
- Done.
Get in.
Hoy!
Ah, deal's a deal.
What a witch.
I think I'm in love.
[tugtog ng musika]
Ernest!
Over here!
Dr. Melon!
Jump the ditch!
I don't jump!
I thought I told you that!
I'll try to find a crossroad!
[tugtog ng musika]

English: 
Shanks' mare.
- Hoofing it.
[laughter]
- All right, 10%?
- 25--
Would be better.
Oh, I think I said, 10.
Ah, OK!
OK!
15!
Or Frank here swallows the keys.
I've seen him do it at parties.
Uh-huh.
[crying]
Sorry, guys.
Sorry.
I mean, I'm just
so stressed out.
I just-- Abner and--
sorry.
Oh, OK.
OK.
BOTH: 12.
- Done.
Get in.
Hey!
Ah, deal's a deal.
What a witch.
I think I'm in love.
[music playing]
Ernest!
Over here!
Dr. Melon!
Jump the ditch!
I don't jump!
I thought I told you that!
I'll try to find a crossroad!
[music playing]

Spanish: 
Shanks' mare.
- Hoofing it.
[la risa]
- All right, 10%?
- 25--
Would be better.
Oh, I think I said, 10.
Ah, OK!
¡OKAY!
¡15!
Or Frank here swallows the keys.
I've seen him do it at parties.
UH Huh.
[llorando]
Lo siento chicos.
Lo siento.
I mean, I'm just
so stressed out.
I just-- Abner and--
lo siento.
Oh, vale.
OKAY.
BOTH: 12.
- Done.
Entra.
¡Oye!
Ah, deal's a deal.
What a witch.
Creo que estoy enamorado.
[Reproduciendo música]
Ernest!
¡Aqui!
Dr. Melon!
Jump the ditch!
I don't jump!
I thought I told you that!
I'll try to find a crossroad!
[Reproduciendo música]

English: 
Doesn't this feel fine?
Getting away from all the
smog and crime and violence?
Can't believe we
didn't do it earlier.
[music playing]
Oh, these thorns hurt.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Life is so serene
on the open road.
Amen.
[music playing]
What's that?
No!
Come on, turn!
Help.
Ah.
It's some sort
of alien spaceship.
It's no alien spaceship.
It is.
[grunting]
This must have been what it
was like before power steering.
It's some kind of advertising.
No, it's in our lane.
It's not an advertisement.

Hindi: 
Doesn't this feel fine?
Getting away from all the
smog and crime and violence?
Can't believe we
didn't do it earlier.
[संगीत बजाना]
Oh, these thorns hurt.
ओउ।
ओउ।
ओउ।
ओउ।
ओउ।
Life is so serene
on the open road.
तथास्तु।
[संगीत बजाना]
वह क्या है?
नहीं!
Come on, turn!
मदद।
आह।
It's some sort
of alien spaceship.
It's no alien spaceship.
यह है।
[grunting]
This must have been what it
was like before power steering.
It's some kind of advertising.
No, it's in our lane.
It's not an advertisement.

Filipino: 
Doesn't this feel fine?
Getting away from all the
smog and crime and violence?
Can't believe we
didn't do it earlier.
[tugtog ng musika]
Oh, these thorns hurt.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Life is so serene
on the open road.
Amen.
[tugtog ng musika]
Ano yan?
No!
Come on, turn!
Help.
Ah
It's some sort
of alien spaceship.
It's no alien spaceship.
It is.
[grunting]
This must have been what it
was like before power steering.
It's some kind of advertising.
No, it's in our lane.
It's not an advertisement.

Spanish: 
Doesn't this feel fine?
Getting away from all the
smog and crime and violence?
Can't believe we
didn't do it earlier.
[Reproduciendo música]
Oh, these thorns hurt.
Ay.
Ay.
Ay.
Ay.
Ay.
Life is so serene
on the open road.
Amén.
[Reproduciendo música]
¿Que es eso?
¡No!
Come on, turn!
Ayuda.
¡Ah!
It's some sort
of alien spaceship.
It's no alien spaceship.
Es.
[gruñidos]
This must have been what it
was like before power steering.
It's some kind of advertising.
No, it's in our lane.
It's not an advertisement.

Spanish: 
Put your blinker on.
What do you mean,
put my blinker on?
Put your blinker on.
[gruñidos]
Uh-- uh-- uh--
¡Freno!
¡Freno!
¡Freno!
- I'm braking!
¡Lo estoy intentando!
¡Freno!
[gritando]
Sorry to bust in on
you folks like this!
¡Guau!
It's one of those carjackings!
¡No dispares!
¡No dispares!
[retumbar]
WOMAN: Stop pushing us or we'll
be forced to do something ugly!
Do something, Frank!
¡Franco!
FRANK T: Just what exactly
would you have me do?!
Vamonos.
We'll cut 'em off.
[Reproduciendo música]
Believe me, folks,
this wasn't my idea!
Whip it with the rod, Frank!
I'll get the bug juice!
¡Todo bien!
WOMAN: Go on, Frank!
Cast away!

English: 
Put your blinker on.
What do you mean,
put my blinker on?
Put your blinker on.
[grunting]
Uh-- uh-- uh--
Brake!
Brake!
Brake!
- I'm braking!
I'm trying!
Brake!
[screaming]
Sorry to bust in on
you folks like this!
Whoa!
It's one of those carjackings!
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
[rumbling]
WOMAN: Stop pushing us or we'll
be forced to do something ugly!
Do something, Frank!
Frank!
FRANK T: Just what exactly
would you have me do?!
Let's go.
We'll cut 'em off.
[music playing]
Believe me, folks,
this wasn't my idea!
Whip it with the rod, Frank!
I'll get the bug juice!
All right!
WOMAN: Go on, Frank!
Cast away!

Filipino: 
Put your blinker on.
What do you mean,
put my blinker on?
Put your blinker on.
[grunting]
Uh-- uh-- uh--
Brake!
Brake!
Brake!
- I'm braking!
I'm trying!
Brake!
[screaming]
Sorry to bust in on
you folks like this!
Whoa!
It's one of those carjackings!
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
[rumbling]
WOMAN: Stop pushing us or we'll
be forced to do something ugly!
Do something, Frank!
Frank!
FRANK T: Just what exactly
would you have me do?!
Umalis na tayo.
We'll cut 'em off.
[tugtog ng musika]
Believe me, folks,
this wasn't my idea!
Whip it with the rod, Frank!
I'll get the bug juice!
Lahat tama!
WOMAN: Go on, Frank!
Cast away!

Hindi: 
Put your blinker on.
तुम क्या मतलब है,
put my blinker on?
Put your blinker on.
[grunting]
Uh-- uh-- uh--
Brake!
Brake!
Brake!
- I'm braking!
I'm trying!
Brake!
[चिल्ला]
Sorry to bust in on
you folks like this!
वाह!
It's one of those carjackings!
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
[rumbling]
WOMAN: Stop pushing us or we'll
be forced to do something ugly!
Do something, Frank!
Frank!
FRANK T: Just what exactly
would you have me do?!
चलो चलते हैं।
We'll cut 'em off.
[संगीत बजाना]
Believe me, folks,
this wasn't my idea!
Whip it with the rod, Frank!
I'll get the bug juice!
ठीक है!
WOMAN: Go on, Frank!
Cast away!

Spanish: 
¡Cosiguele!
Oh!
Cast!
Go, Frank!
Te enseñaré
to knick my camper.
WOMAN: Go on!
- ¡Te tengo!
¡Ay!
WOMAN: You got him, Frank!
No reel him in!
- ¡Ay!
WOMAN: Come on!
- Catch and release!
WOMAN: Reel him in, Frank!
Let go of my camper,
you car jacker!
Take that, you highway man!
ERNEST: Don't, lady!
¡No lo hagas!
[tosiendo]
WOMAN: You're dead meat, buddy!
ERNEST: Ow!
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
[gemidos]
¡Ay!
Don't you use Marvelous hooks?
¡Ay!
All right, plow into the
back of that cannon now.
- But there's a man--
- --on that--
- --cannon.
- Yeah, I can see that!
¡Hazlo!
- Think of the danger.
Think of the horror.
Think of the humanity.
Think of the jewels.
BOTH: He'll live.
WOMAN: He's tiring, Frank!
He's laying on his side!
Reel him in, baby!
¡Ay!
Stand your ground, men.
Only fire if they don't stop.
¡Fuego!
Stop, Frank!
His gang is shooting at us!

English: 
Get him!
Oh!
Cast!
Go, Frank!
I'll teach you
to knick my camper.
WOMAN: Go on!
- Gotcha!
Ow!
WOMAN: You got him, Frank!
No reel him in!
- Ow!
WOMAN: Come on!
- Catch and release!
WOMAN: Reel him in, Frank!
Let go of my camper,
you car jacker!
Take that, you highway man!
ERNEST: Don't, lady!
Don't!
[coughing]
WOMAN: You're dead meat, buddy!
ERNEST: Ow!
Ow!
Ouch!
[groaning]
Ow!
Don't you use Marvelous hooks?
Ow!
All right, plow into the
back of that cannon now.
- But there's a man--
- --on that--
- --cannon.
- Yeah, I can see that!
Do it!
- Think of the danger.
Think of the horror.
Think of the humanity.
Think of the jewels.
BOTH: He'll live.
WOMAN: He's tiring, Frank!
He's laying on his side!
Reel him in, baby!
Ow!
Stand your ground, men.
Only fire if they don't stop.
Fire!
Stop, Frank!
His gang is shooting at us!

Hindi: 
उससे मिलो!
ओह!
Cast!
Go, Frank!
I'll teach you
to knick my camper.
WOMAN: Go on!
- Gotcha!
ओउ!
WOMAN: You got him, Frank!
No reel him in!
- ओउ!
WOMAN: Come on!
- Catch and release!
WOMAN: Reel him in, Frank!
Let go of my camper,
you car jacker!
Take that, you highway man!
ERNEST: Don't, lady!
नहीं करें!
[खाँसना]
WOMAN: You're dead meat, buddy!
ERNEST: Ow!
ओउ!
आउच!
[कराहना]
ओउ!
Don't you use Marvelous hooks?
ओउ!
All right, plow into the
back of that cannon now.
- But there's a man--
- --on that--
- --cannon.
- Yeah, I can see that!
कर दो!
- Think of the danger.
Think of the horror.
Think of the humanity.
Think of the jewels.
BOTH: He'll live.
WOMAN: He's tiring, Frank!
He's laying on his side!
Reel him in, baby!
ओउ!
Stand your ground, men.
Only fire if they don't stop.
आग!
Stop, Frank!
His gang is shooting at us!

Filipino: 
Kunin mo siya!
Oh!
Cast!
Go, Frank!
I'll teach you
to knick my camper.
WOMAN: Go on!
- Gotcha!
Ow!
WOMAN: You got him, Frank!
No reel him in!
- Ow!
WOMAN: Come on!
- Catch and release!
WOMAN: Reel him in, Frank!
Let go of my camper,
you car jacker!
Take that, you highway man!
ERNEST: Don't, lady!
Don't!
[coughing]
WOMAN: You're dead meat, buddy!
ERNEST: Ow!
Ow!
Ouch!
[daing]
Ow!
Don't you use Marvelous hooks?
Ow!
All right, plow into the
back of that cannon now.
- But there's a man--
- --on that--
- --cannon.
- Yeah, I can see that!
Do it!
- Think of the danger.
Think of the horror.
Think of the humanity.
Think of the jewels.
BOTH: He'll live.
WOMAN: He's tiring, Frank!
He's laying on his side!
Reel him in, baby!
Ow!
Stand your ground, men.
Only fire if they don't stop.
Apoy!
Stop, Frank!
His gang is shooting at us!

Spanish: 
If we go down, this
one's going with us!
¡Ay!
[Reproduciendo música]
¡Correr!
¡Muévete del camino!
¿Una distracción?
Una demostración.
BOTH: --the bug fogger!
Tres dos uno.
Funciona todo el tiempo.
[la risa]
[tosiendo]
WOMAN: He's still on!
Get that hook in deeper, Frank!
[gruñidos]
FRANK T: Let go of my camper!
¡Detener!
Try to swing him
off now, Frank!
I'm swinging!
I'm swinging!
Throw me back!
¡Ay!
I'm out of season!
Let go of my wheel.
[tires squeal]
[fishing pole reeling]
¡El esta corriendo!
¡El esta corriendo!
ERNEST: Owww!

English: 
If we go down, this
one's going with us!
Ow!
[music playing]
Run!
Get out of the way!
A diversion?
A demonstration.
BOTH: --the bug fogger!
Three, two, one.
Works every time.
[laughter]
[coughing]
WOMAN: He's still on!
Get that hook in deeper, Frank!
[grunting]
FRANK T: Let go of my camper!
Stop!
Try to swing him
off now, Frank!
I'm swinging!
I'm swinging!
Throw me back!
Ow!
I'm out of season!
Let go of my wheel.
[tires squeal]
[fishing pole reeling]
He's running!
He's running!
ERNEST: Owww!

Hindi: 
If we go down, this
one's going with us!
ओउ!
[संगीत बजाना]
Daud!
रास्ते से हट जाओ!
A diversion?
A demonstration.
BOTH: --the bug fogger!
तीन दो एक।
Works every time.
[laughter]
[खाँसना]
WOMAN: He's still on!
Get that hook in deeper, Frank!
[grunting]
FRANK T: Let go of my camper!
रुकें!
Try to swing him
off now, Frank!
I'm swinging!
I'm swinging!
Throw me back!
ओउ!
I'm out of season!
Let go of my wheel.
[tires squeal]
[fishing pole reeling]
He's running!
He's running!
ERNEST: Owww!

Filipino: 
If we go down, this
one's going with us!
Ow!
[tugtog ng musika]
Tumakbo!
Umalis ka sa daan!
A diversion?
A demonstration.
BOTH: --the bug fogger!
Three, two, one.
Works every time.
[tawa]
[coughing]
WOMAN: He's still on!
Get that hook in deeper, Frank!
[grunting]
FRANK T: Let go of my camper!
Stop!
Try to swing him
off now, Frank!
I'm swinging!
I'm swinging!
Throw me back!
Ow!
I'm out of season!
Let go of my wheel.
[tires squeal]
[fishing pole reeling]
He's running!
He's running!
ERNEST: Owww!

Hindi: 
[संगीत बजाना]
वाह!
[western music playing]
Ah, hey!
Hey, on the road!
अरे!
get 'em up!
Move 'em back!
[whistles]
Ya!
Ya!
Ya!
Yee-haw!
GLENCLIFF: Go!
जाओ!
जाओ!
Catch up to him.
[संगीत बजाना]
That-- that's Ernest up there.
All right, stop him.
- We can't.
- Ram him!
- We can't!
- This is a--
--Mighty Workboy--
--company car.
[engine putting]
Ernest!
I'm back!
Is that-- that's Abner!
That's Abner!
Go around.
Go around!
- Go around?
We can't!
Look, the-- this thing--
- --whatever it is--
- --its taking up
BOTH: --the whole road.
[bawks like chicken]
ERNEST: Follow me!
- Ernest!
Glencliff is right behind me!
मैं क्या करूं?
Jump the ditch!
I can't do that!

Filipino: 
[tugtog ng musika]
Whoa!
[western music playing]
Ah, hey!
Hey, on the road!
Hoy!
get 'em up!
Move 'em back!
[whistles]
Ya!
Ya!
Ya!
Yee-haw!
GLENCLIFF: Go!
Pumunta!
Pumunta!
Catch up to him.
[tugtog ng musika]
That-- that's Ernest up there.
All right, stop him.
- We can't.
- Ram him!
- We can't!
- This is a--
--Mighty Workboy--
--company car.
[engine putting]
Ernest!
I'm back!
Is that-- that's Abner!
That's Abner!
Go around.
Go around!
- Go around?
We can't!
Look, the-- this thing--
- --whatever it is--
- --its taking up
BOTH: --the whole road.
[bawks like chicken]
ERNEST: Follow me!
- Ernest!
Glencliff is right behind me!
Ano ang gagawin ko?
Jump the ditch!
Hindi ko magagawa iyon!

Spanish: 
[Reproduciendo música]
¡Guau!
[western music playing]
Ah, hey!
Hey, on the road!
¡Oye!
get 'em up!
Move 'em back!
[silbidos]
¡Ya!
¡Ya!
¡Ya!
¡Yee-haw!
GLENCLIFF: Go!
¡Vamos!
¡Vamos!
Catch up to him.
[Reproduciendo música]
That-- that's Ernest up there.
All right, stop him.
- We can't.
- Ram him!
- We can't!
- This is a--
--Mighty Workboy--
--company car.
[engine putting]
Ernest!
¡Volví!
Is that-- that's Abner!
That's Abner!
Andar.
Go around!
- Go around?
We can't!
Look, the-- this thing--
- --whatever it is--
- --its taking up
BOTH: --the whole road.
[bawks like chicken]
ERNEST: Follow me!
- Ernest!
Glencliff is right behind me!
¿Qué debo hacer?
Jump the ditch!
I can't do that!

English: 
[music playing]
Whoa!
[western music playing]
Ah, hey!
Hey, on the road!
Hey!
get 'em up!
Move 'em back!
[whistles]
Ya!
Ya!
Ya!
Yee-haw!
GLENCLIFF: Go!
Go!
Go!
Catch up to him.
[music playing]
That-- that's Ernest up there.
All right, stop him.
- We can't.
- Ram him!
- We can't!
- This is a--
--Mighty Workboy--
--company car.
[engine putting]
Ernest!
I'm back!
Is that-- that's Abner!
That's Abner!
Go around.
Go around!
- Go around?
We can't!
Look, the-- this thing--
- --whatever it is--
- --its taking up
BOTH: --the whole road.
[bawks like chicken]
ERNEST: Follow me!
- Ernest!
Glencliff is right behind me!
What do I do?
Jump the ditch!
I can't do that!

Spanish: 
Evil what's-his-name
can do it!
Well, I'm not
Evil-what's-his-name, am I?
You see that drain pipe?
Crawl out on it.
And I'll snatch you
over there like a mail
bag on the Pony Express.
OK, OK, OK.
I can do it if I want to.
I'm just not sure if I want to.
Eso es todo.
GLENCLIFF: Hurry!
¡Lo intentaré!
[western music playing]
THUG: I'll get him.
GLENCLIFF: Grab him!
¡Agárralo!
¡Lo quiero vivo!
[suspenseful music playing]
ERNEST: Dr. Melon!
Dr. Melon!
Hang out on the end!
¿Ya tu sabes?

Hindi: 
Evil what's-his-name
can do it!
अच्छा मै नहीं हूँ
Evil-what's-his-name, am I?
You see that drain pipe?
Crawl out on it.
And I'll snatch you
over there like a mail
bag on the Pony Express.
OK, OK, OK.
I can do it if I want to.
I'm just not sure if I want to.
बस इतना ही।
GLENCLIFF: Hurry!
I'll try!
[western music playing]
THUG: I'll get him.
GLENCLIFF: Grab him!
Grab him!
I want him alive!
[suspenseful music playing]
ERNEST: Dr. Melon!
Dr. Melon!
Hang out on the end!
Know what I mean?

English: 
Evil what's-his-name
can do it!
Well, I'm not
Evil-what's-his-name, am I?
You see that drain pipe?
Crawl out on it.
And I'll snatch you
over there like a mail
bag on the Pony Express.
OK, OK, OK.
I can do it if I want to.
I'm just not sure if I want to.
That's all.
GLENCLIFF: Hurry!
I'll try!
[western music playing]
THUG: I'll get him.
GLENCLIFF: Grab him!
Grab him!
I want him alive!
[suspenseful music playing]
ERNEST: Dr. Melon!
Dr. Melon!
Hang out on the end!
Know what I mean?

Filipino: 
Evil what's-his-name
can do it!
Well, I'm not
Evil-what's-his-name, am I?
You see that drain pipe?
Crawl out on it.
And I'll snatch you
over there like a mail
bag on the Pony Express.
OK, OK, OK.
I can do it if I want to.
I'm just not sure if I want to.
That's all.
GLENCLIFF: Hurry!
I'll try!
[western music playing]
THUG: I'll get him.
GLENCLIFF: Grab him!
Grab him!
I want him alive!
[suspenseful music playing]
ERNEST: Dr. Melon!
Dr. Melon!
Hang out on the end!
Know what I mean?

Hindi: 
OK, jump as I pass!
We've been through this!
But you can do it this time!
आ जाओ।
Found him!
[संगीत बजाना]
Abner, get down
from there, darling!
It's very dangerous!
Ooh, this is going to hurt.
I'm sure glad this isn't me.
Come on, you can do it!
Rocket fire!
Rocket fire!
He's not going to--
--make it.
[panting]
ओह!
[metal clangs]
ओह।
Great form.
Your toes were curled,
but I'll still give you--
[संगीत बजाना]
मैंने यह किया!
मैंने यह किया!
What a rush!
मैंने यह किया!
[हंसते हुए]
Oh, for Pete's sake,
they're shooting at us.
- Bullets?
- Real--
--bullets?
[gunfire]
ओह!
[tires squealing]

Filipino: 
OK, jump as I pass!
We've been through this!
But you can do it this time!
Come on.
Found him!
[tugtog ng musika]
Abner, get down
from there, darling!
It's very dangerous!
Ooh, this is going to hurt.
I'm sure glad this isn't me.
Come on, you can do it!
Rocket fire!
Rocket fire!
He's not going to--
--make it.
[panting]
Oh!
[metal clangs]
Ugh
Great form.
Your toes were curled,
but I'll still give you--
[tugtog ng musika]
Nagawa ko!
Nagawa ko!
What a rush!
Nagawa ko!
[laughs]
Oh, for Pete's sake,
they're shooting at us.
- Bullets?
- Real--
--bullets?
[gunfire]
Oh!
[tires squealing]

English: 
OK, jump as I pass!
We've been through this!
But you can do it this time!
Come on.
Found him!
[music playing]
Abner, get down
from there, darling!
It's very dangerous!
Ooh, this is going to hurt.
I'm sure glad this isn't me.
Come on, you can do it!
Rocket fire!
Rocket fire!
He's not going to--
--make it.
[panting]
Oh!
[metal clangs]
Ugh.
Great form.
Your toes were curled,
but I'll still give you--
[music playing]
I did it!
I did it!
What a rush!
I did it!
[laughs]
Oh, for Pete's sake,
they're shooting at us.
- Bullets?
- Real--
--bullets?
[gunfire]
Oh!
[tires squealing]

Spanish: 
OK, jump as I pass!
We've been through this!
But you can do it this time!
Venga.
¡Encuentralo!
[Reproduciendo música]
Abner, get down
from there, darling!
It's very dangerous!
Ooh, this is going to hurt.
I'm sure glad this isn't me.
Come on, you can do it!
Rocket fire!
Rocket fire!
He's not going to--
--make it.
[jadeo]
Oh!
[metal clangs]
Ugh.
Gran forma.
Your toes were curled,
but I'll still give you--
[Reproduciendo música]
¡Lo hice!
¡Lo hice!
¡Qué prisa!
¡Lo hice!
[risas]
Oh, por el amor de Pete,
they're shooting at us.
- Bullets?
- Real--
--bullets?
[tiroteo]
Oh!
[chirridos de neumáticos]

Hindi: 
[चिल्ला]
[gunfire]
तुमने सुना कि?
It's obvious somebody
else is joining
the pursuit of the crown.
Tap into Northstar
and get me Marabone.
[gunfire]
Trigger-happy idiots.
कार मे बैठ जाओ!
- जाओ!
- OK!
[laughter]
हमने कर दिया!
वाह!
For once we've made it!
Oh-ho!
[big ben chiming]
Bandish, you know
you're not to contact
us unless absolutely necessary.
We've lost them, sir.
Hmph।
Well, we'll transmit
satellite photos of your area
over Taikon 4,000.
Talk to the links.
I don't have to remind
you what happens
if the hat is on the wrong cat.
No, sir, you don't.
Bandish, over and out.
England will have a new king.
[air hissing]
Well, don't just stand there.
Fix it!

Spanish: 
[gritando]
[tiroteo]
¿Oyes eso?
It's obvious somebody
else is joining
the pursuit of the crown.
Tap into Northstar
and get me Marabone.
[tiroteo]
Trigger-happy idiots.
¡Entrar en el coche!
- ¡Vamos!
- ¡OKAY!
[la risa]
¡Lo hicimos!
¡Guauu!
For once we've made it!
¡Oh ho!
[big ben chiming]
Bandish, you know
you're not to contact
us unless absolutely necessary.
We've lost them, sir.
Hmph.
Well, we'll transmit
satellite photos of your area
over Taikon 4,000.
Talk to the links.
I don't have to remind
you what happens
if the hat is on the wrong cat.
No, sir, you don't.
Bandish, over and out.
England will have a new king.
[silbido del aire]
Well, don't just stand there.
¡Arreglalo!

Filipino: 
[screaming]
[gunfire]
You hear that?
It's obvious somebody
else is joining
the pursuit of the crown.
Tap into Northstar
and get me Marabone.
[gunfire]
Trigger-happy idiots.
Pumasok ka sa kotse!
- Pumunta ka!
- OK!
[tawa]
Nagawa natin!
Wow!
For once we've made it!
Oh-ho!
[big ben chiming]
Bandish, you know
you're not to contact
us unless absolutely necessary.
We've lost them, sir.
Hmph.
Well, we'll transmit
satellite photos of your area
over Taikon 4,000.
Talk to the links.
I don't have to remind
you what happens
if the hat is on the wrong cat.
No, sir, you don't.
Bandish, over and out.
England will have a new king.
[air hissing]
Well, don't just stand there.
Fix it!

English: 
[screaming]
[gunfire]
You hear that?
It's obvious somebody
else is joining
the pursuit of the crown.
Tap into Northstar
and get me Marabone.
[gunfire]
Trigger-happy idiots.
Get in the car!
- Go!
- OK!
[laughter]
We did it!
Wow!
For once we've made it!
Oh-ho!
[big ben chiming]
Bandish, you know
you're not to contact
us unless absolutely necessary.
We've lost them, sir.
Hmph.
Well, we'll transmit
satellite photos of your area
over Taikon 4,000.
Talk to the links.
I don't have to remind
you what happens
if the hat is on the wrong cat.
No, sir, you don't.
Bandish, over and out.
England will have a new king.
[air hissing]
Well, don't just stand there.
Fix it!

Spanish: 
- Look, lady--
- --this may come--
- --as a big surprise--
- --to you.
But one cannot fix--
BOTH: --two flat tires!
Oh!
You two are as worthless as
the useless junk you sell!
[jadeos]
Te das cuenta de que
my husband has found
the Crown Jewels of England?
And he needs me!
But then, that's about loyalty!
And you wouldn't know
anything about that!
Would you?!
We know a lot--
--about loyalty!
BOTH: (SINGING) I'm the Mighty
Workboy, and I will work--
¡Oye!
- What about--
- --our percentage?
- Our cut!
What about it?!
[truck engine rumbles]
Isn't this sweet of you?
DRIVER: Hop in, lady.
Who needs--
- --12%--
- --when we can have--
--100--
--percent?
[la risa]
BOTH: (SINGING) I'm
the Mighty Workboy.
And I will work for you.
I do rugs, upholstery,
and wash your dishes too.
I'm the Mighty Workboy.
I work the whole day through.
Just plug me in and turn me
on and see what I can do.
¡Oye!
¡Apuesta!

Filipino: 
- Look, lady--
- --this may come--
- --as a big surprise--
- --to you.
But one cannot fix--
BOTH: --two flat tires!
Oh!
You two are as worthless as
the useless junk you sell!
[gasps]
Do you realize that
my husband has found
the Crown Jewels of England?
And he needs me!
But then, that's about loyalty!
And you wouldn't know
anything about that!
Would you?!
We know a lot--
--about loyalty!
BOTH: (SINGING) I'm the Mighty
Workboy, and I will work--
Hoy!
- What about--
- --our percentage?
- Our cut!
What about it?!
[truck engine rumbles]
Isn't this sweet of you?
DRIVER: Hop in, lady.
Who needs--
- --12%--
- --when we can have--
--100--
--percent?
[tawa]
BOTH: (SINGING) I'm
the Mighty Workboy.
And I will work for you.
I do rugs, upholstery,
and wash your dishes too.
I'm the Mighty Workboy.
I work the whole day through.
Just plug me in and turn me
on and see what I can do.
Hoy!
You bet!

Hindi: 
- Look, lady--
- --this may come--
- --as a big surprise--
- --to you.
But one cannot fix--
BOTH: --two flat tires!
ओह!
You two are as worthless as
the useless junk you sell!
[हाँफना]
Do you realize that
my husband has found
the Crown Jewels of England?
And he needs me!
But then, that's about loyalty!
And you wouldn't know
anything about that!
Would you?!
We know a lot--
--about loyalty!
BOTH: (SINGING) I'm the Mighty
Workboy, and I will work--
अरे!
- What about--
- --our percentage?
- Our cut!
What about it?!
[truck engine rumbles]
Isn't this sweet of you?
DRIVER: Hop in, lady.
Who needs--
- --12%--
- --when we can have--
--100--
--percent?
[laughter]
BOTH: (SINGING) I'm
the Mighty Workboy.
And I will work for you.
I do rugs, upholstery,
and wash your dishes too.
I'm the Mighty Workboy.
I work the whole day through.
Just plug me in and turn me
on and see what I can do.
अरे!
You bet!

English: 
- Look, lady--
- --this may come--
- --as a big surprise--
- --to you.
But one cannot fix--
BOTH: --two flat tires!
Oh!
You two are as worthless as
the useless junk you sell!
[gasps]
Do you realize that
my husband has found
the Crown Jewels of England?
And he needs me!
But then, that's about loyalty!
And you wouldn't know
anything about that!
Would you?!
We know a lot--
--about loyalty!
BOTH: (SINGING) I'm the Mighty
Workboy, and I will work--
Hey!
- What about--
- --our percentage?
- Our cut!
What about it?!
[truck engine rumbles]
Isn't this sweet of you?
DRIVER: Hop in, lady.
Who needs--
- --12%--
- --when we can have--
--100--
--percent?
[laughter]
BOTH: (SINGING) I'm
the Mighty Workboy.
And I will work for you.
I do rugs, upholstery,
and wash your dishes too.
I'm the Mighty Workboy.
I work the whole day through.
Just plug me in and turn me
on and see what I can do.
Hey!
You bet!

English: 
You bet!
[metal rattling]
BOTH: It really sucks!
Get my helicopter in
the air immediately.
Let me know as soon
as you spot it.
What-- well, it shouldn't
be too hard to locate.
It's a giant cannon.
The size of New Jersey!
Now, get moving!
ABNER: I said, stay on the road.
This is off the road.
There's a difference, Ernest!
Pull the emergency brake!
[screaming]
[slow creaking]
[wind howling]
Wow.
Would you look at that?
[metal creaks]
Ah!
Uh, don't look.
You'll throw us off balance.
OK now, now, real easy, easy.
Now kinda scooch toward me.
I can't move.
I'm petrified.
Yes you can.
Just kinda scooch.
[screaming]
ABNER: OK!
OK!
OK!

Filipino: 
You bet!
[metal rattling]
BOTH: It really sucks!
Get my helicopter in
the air immediately.
Let me know as soon
as you spot it.
What-- well, it shouldn't
be too hard to locate.
It's a giant cannon.
The size of New Jersey!
Now, get moving!
ABNER: I said, stay on the road.
This is off the road.
There's a difference, Ernest!
Pull the emergency brake!
[screaming]
[slow creaking]
[wind howling]
Wow.
Would you look at that?
[metal creaks]
Ah!
Uh, don't look.
You'll throw us off balance.
OK now, now, real easy, easy.
Now kinda scooch toward me.
I can't move.
I'm petrified.
Yes you can.
Just kinda scooch.
[screaming]
ABNER: OK!
OK!
OK!

Spanish: 
¡Apuesta!
[ruido metálico]
BOTH: It really sucks!
Get my helicopter in
the air immediately.
Let me know as soon
as you spot it.
What-- well, it shouldn't
be too hard to locate.
It's a giant cannon.
The size of New Jersey!
Now, get moving!
ABNER: I said, stay on the road.
This is off the road.
There's a difference, Ernest!
Pull the emergency brake!
[gritando]
[slow creaking]
[viento aullando]
Guau.
Would you look at that?
[metal creaks]
¡Ah!
Uh, don't look.
You'll throw us off balance.
OK now, now, real easy, easy.
Now kinda scooch toward me.
No puedo moverme
I'm petrified.
Sí tu puedes.
Just kinda scooch.
[gritando]
ABNER: OK!
¡OKAY!
¡OKAY!

Hindi: 
You bet!
[metal rattling]
BOTH: It really sucks!
Get my helicopter in
the air immediately.
Let me know as soon
as you spot it.
What-- well, it shouldn't
be too hard to locate.
It's a giant cannon.
The size of New Jersey!
Now, get moving!
ABNER: I said, stay on the road.
This is off the road.
There's a difference, Ernest!
Pull the emergency brake!
[चिल्ला]
[slow creaking]
[wind howling]
वाह।
Would you look at that?
[metal creaks]
आह!
Uh, don't look.
You'll throw us off balance.
OK now, now, real easy, easy.
Now kinda scooch toward me.
I can't move.
I'm petrified.
Yes you can.
Just kinda scooch.
[चिल्ला]
ABNER: OK!
ठीक है!
ठीक है!

Hindi: 
ठीक है!
ठीक है!
You looked.
I wasn't looking.
आह!
आह!
- You hopped.
- Hop?
How can you say that was a hop?
How could I hop on
a five-ton cannon
with my underwear in a wedgie?
I told you to
scooch and you hopped.
This is a scooch.
This is a hop--
- ओह!
ओह!
ठीक है!
I'm scooching!
I'm scooching!
You're scooching and looking.
I was not looking.
I'm scooching.
You were scooching
and looking.
And that counts as a hop.
- Says who?
- Says gravity.
Fact.
आह!
OK, OK, you win!
ठीक है!
हाँ।
[creaking]
OK, OK.
- OK.
ठीक है।
I think it's settling.
Now, I'm going to
slowly turn, see if I
can safely dismount the cannon.
- OK.
- OK?
ठीक है।
ठीक है।
ठीक है।
[creaking]
ठीक है।
[चिल्ला]
[western music playing]

English: 
OK!
OK!
You looked.
I wasn't looking.
Ah!
Ah!
- You hopped.
- Hop?
How can you say that was a hop?
How could I hop on
a five-ton cannon
with my underwear in a wedgie?
I told you to
scooch and you hopped.
This is a scooch.
This is a hop--
- Oh!
Oh!
All right!
I'm scooching!
I'm scooching!
You're scooching and looking.
I was not looking.
I'm scooching.
You were scooching
and looking.
And that counts as a hop.
- Says who?
- Says gravity.
Fact.
Ah!
OK, OK, you win!
OK!
Yeah.
[creaking]
OK, OK.
- OK.
All right.
I think it's settling.
Now, I'm going to
slowly turn, see if I
can safely dismount the cannon.
- OK.
- OK?
All right.
All right.
OK.
[creaking]
OK.
[screaming]
[western music playing]

Spanish: 
¡OKAY!
¡OKAY!
You looked.
I wasn't looking.
¡Ah!
¡Ah!
- You hopped.
- Hop?
How can you say that was a hop?
How could I hop on
a five-ton cannon
with my underwear in a wedgie?
I told you to
scooch and you hopped.
This is a scooch.
This is a hop--
- ¡Oh!
Oh!
¡Todo bien!
I'm scooching!
I'm scooching!
You're scooching and looking.
I was not looking.
I'm scooching.
You were scooching
and looking.
And that counts as a hop.
- Says who?
- Says gravity.
Hecho.
¡Ah!
OK, OK, you win!
¡OKAY!
Si.
[crujiente]
BIEN BIEN.
- OKAY.
Todo bien.
I think it's settling.
Now, I'm going to
slowly turn, see if I
can safely dismount the cannon.
- OKAY.
- ¿OKAY?
Todo bien.
Todo bien.
OKAY.
[crujiente]
OKAY.
[gritando]
[western music playing]

Filipino: 
OK!
OK!
You looked.
I wasn't looking.
Ah!
Ah!
- You hopped.
- Hop?
How can you say that was a hop?
How could I hop on
a five-ton cannon
with my underwear in a wedgie?
I told you to
scooch and you hopped.
This is a scooch.
This is a hop--
- Oh!
Oh!
Lahat tama!
I'm scooching!
I'm scooching!
You're scooching and looking.
I was not looking.
I'm scooching.
You were scooching
and looking.
And that counts as a hop.
- Says who?
- Says gravity.
Fact.
Ah!
OK, OK, you win!
OK!
Oo.
[creaking]
OK, OK.
- OK.
Lahat tama.
I think it's settling.
Now, I'm going to
slowly turn, see if I
can safely dismount the cannon.
- OK.
- OK?
Lahat tama.
Lahat tama.
OK lang
[creaking]
OK lang
[screaming]
[western music playing]

Spanish: 
¡Ay!
I'm in the jungle!
Ernest, make this thing stop!
I'm trying to make it stop!
¡Ay!
¡Dios!
¡Ay!
¡Ah!
- Dr. Melon.
- ¿Qué?
Mira.
Spit on your hands.
Rub them together, and
use them like brake shoes.
You need a CAT scan, Ernest.
Dr. Melon, stick your
legs in the spokes.
That'll stop us.
You stick your
leg in the spokes!
You're the idea man!
- No puedo.
I've got anti-lock legs.
¡Ah!
- ¡Guau!
¿Qué esta pasando?
- ¡No mires!
Just duck!
[western music playing]
[gruñidos]
[chicken clucking]
[groaning nonsensically]
Look, Billings, a ghost cannon
can't crash a roadblock now,
¿puede?
You take me for a bloody fool?
¿Yo?
Now, listen, if your bird
can read the serial numbers
of an Iraqi scud
missile, it ought

Filipino: 
Ow!
I'm in the jungle!
Ernest, make this thing stop!
I'm trying to make it stop!
Ow!
Jeez!
Ow!
Ah!
- Dr. Melon.
- What?
Tingnan mo
Spit on your hands.
Rub them together, and
use them like brake shoes.
You need a CAT scan, Ernest.
Dr. Melon, stick your
legs in the spokes.
That'll stop us.
You stick your
leg in the spokes!
You're the idea man!
- I can't.
I've got anti-lock legs.
Ah!
- Aba!
What's happening?
- Don't look!
Just duck!
[western music playing]
[grunting]
[chicken clucking]
[groaning nonsensically]
Look, Billings, a ghost cannon
can't crash a roadblock now,
can it?
You take me for a bloody fool?
Ako?
Now, listen, if your bird
can read the serial numbers
of an Iraqi scud
missile, it ought

English: 
Ow!
I'm in the jungle!
Ernest, make this thing stop!
I'm trying to make it stop!
Ow!
Jeez!
Ow!
Ah!
- Dr. Melon.
- What?
Look.
Spit on your hands.
Rub them together, and
use them like brake shoes.
You need a CAT scan, Ernest.
Dr. Melon, stick your
legs in the spokes.
That'll stop us.
You stick your
leg in the spokes!
You're the idea man!
- I can't.
I've got anti-lock legs.
Ah!
- Whoa!
What's happening?
- Don't look!
Just duck!
[western music playing]
[grunting]
[chicken clucking]
[groaning nonsensically]
Look, Billings, a ghost cannon
can't crash a roadblock now,
can it?
You take me for a bloody fool?
Me?
Now, listen, if your bird
can read the serial numbers
of an Iraqi scud
missile, it ought

Hindi: 
ओउ!
I'm in the jungle!
Ernest, make this thing stop!
I'm trying to make it stop!
ओउ!
Jeez!
ओउ!
आह!
- Dr. Melon.
- क्या?
देखो।
Spit on your hands.
Rub them together, and
use them like brake shoes.
You need a CAT scan, Ernest.
Dr. Melon, stick your
legs in the spokes.
That'll stop us.
You stick your
leg in the spokes!
You're the idea man!
- I can't.
I've got anti-lock legs.
आह!
- कौन!
क्या हो रहा है?
- Don't look!
Just duck!
[western music playing]
[grunting]
[chicken clucking]
[groaning nonsensically]
Look, Billings, a ghost cannon
can't crash a roadblock now,
can it?
You take me for a bloody fool?
मेरे?
Now, listen, if your bird
can read the serial numbers
of an Iraqi scud
missile, it ought

Spanish: 
to be able to find a cannon
wreaking havoc in traffic!
Well, use another satellite!
ABNER: It's amazing, isn't it?
Well, I can't believe it.
Lo hicimos.
We found Goliath.
[risas]
We found the Crown Jewels.
Well, it's amazing.
What's so amazing?
We're adventurers, aren't we?
Cierto.
I mean like, Bonnie
and Clyde, Donald
and Ivana, Wilbur and Mr. Ed.
The stars have aligned.
The planet has tilted.
And the fat lady is on
the last three bars.
Oh si.
Hey, this isn't half bad.
Just part of the
knowledge of the open road.
You know, it may be sad
to realize that Nan never
believed the jewels existed.
- Sí.
I'll tell you, it's
tough on a man's ego
when his life mate doesn't
support his life's work.
Si.
[hot water hisses]
Mm, may come as a shock to
you, but up until this point,
Tenía miedo.
Si.
Tenía miedo.
You know, my-- my life
just wasn't turning
out the way I expected it to.

Hindi: 
to be able to find a cannon
wreaking havoc in traffic!
Well, use another satellite!
ABNER: It's amazing, isn't it?
Well, I can't believe it.
हमने कर दिया।
We found Goliath.
[हंसते हुए]
We found the Crown Jewels.
Well, it's amazing.
What's so amazing?
We're adventurers, aren't we?
सच।
I mean like, Bonnie
and Clyde, Donald
and Ivana, Wilbur and Mr. Ed.
The stars have aligned.
The planet has tilted.
And the fat lady is on
the last three bars.
Oh yeah.
Hey, this isn't half bad.
Just part of the
knowledge of the open road.
You know, it may be sad
to realize that Nan never
believed the jewels existed.
- Yep.
I'll tell you, it's
tough on a man's ego
when his life mate doesn't
support his life's work.
हाँ।
[hot water hisses]
Mm, may come as a shock to
you, but up until this point,
I was afraid.
हाँ।
I was afraid.
You know, my-- my life
just wasn't turning
out the way I expected it to.

Filipino: 
to be able to find a cannon
wreaking havoc in traffic!
Well, use another satellite!
ABNER: It's amazing, isn't it?
Well, I can't believe it.
We did it.
We found Goliath.
[laughs]
We found the Crown Jewels.
Well, it's amazing.
What's so amazing?
We're adventurers, aren't we?
Totoo
I mean like, Bonnie
and Clyde, Donald
and Ivana, Wilbur and Mr. Ed.
The stars have aligned.
The planet has tilted.
And the fat lady is on
the last three bars.
Oh yeah.
Hey, this isn't half bad.
Just part of the
knowledge of the open road.
You know, it may be sad
to realize that Nan never
believed the jewels existed.
- Yep.
I'll tell you, it's
tough on a man's ego
when his life mate doesn't
support his life's work.
Oo.
[hot water hisses]
Mm, may come as a shock to
you, but up until this point,
I was afraid.
Oo.
I was afraid.
You know, my-- my life
just wasn't turning
out the way I expected it to.

English: 
to be able to find a cannon
wreaking havoc in traffic!
Well, use another satellite!
ABNER: It's amazing, isn't it?
Well, I can't believe it.
We did it.
We found Goliath.
[laughs]
We found the Crown Jewels.
Well, it's amazing.
What's so amazing?
We're adventurers, aren't we?
True.
I mean like, Bonnie
and Clyde, Donald
and Ivana, Wilbur and Mr. Ed.
The stars have aligned.
The planet has tilted.
And the fat lady is on
the last three bars.
Oh yeah.
Hey, this isn't half bad.
Just part of the
knowledge of the open road.
You know, it may be sad
to realize that Nan never
believed the jewels existed.
- Yep.
I'll tell you, it's
tough on a man's ego
when his life mate doesn't
support his life's work.
Yeah.
[hot water hisses]
Mm, may come as a shock to
you, but up until this point,
I was afraid.
Yes.
I was afraid.
You know, my-- my life
just wasn't turning
out the way I expected it to.

English: 
But now, Ernest, thanks to
your help, we found Goliath.
World's largest
cannon, thank you.
And when I get those Crown
Jewels in that barrel,
oh boy, the world's going to
know that my theory was true.
I can't wait to see the
look on their faces.
Oh, just can't wait.
Life is good.
And all because of you, Ernest.
Well, thanks, Dr. Melon.
Oh please, Abner.
Abner.
Abner, yeah.
Well, I-- I guess
that means we're like,
real buddies now, huh?
Like-- like a real team.
Huh, I guess it does.
You got some
corn on your shirt.
- Huh?
- Gotcha.
[laughs]
- Ernest!
I told you never to do that!
No no!
I'm now Dr. Melon
to you, mister!
[helicopter whirring]
Stop it.
Shh.
Shh.
[sheep baaing]
Did you hear that?
(WHISPERS) NO.
Boy, I sure did.
I'll be right back.

Filipino: 
But now, Ernest, thanks to
your help, we found Goliath.
World's largest
cannon, thank you.
And when I get those Crown
Jewels in that barrel,
oh boy, the world's going to
know that my theory was true.
I can't wait to see the
look on their faces.
Oh, just can't wait.
Life is good.
And all because of you, Ernest.
Well, thanks, Dr. Melon.
Oh please, Abner.
Abner.
Abner, yeah.
Well, I-- I guess
that means we're like,
real buddies now, huh?
Like-- like a real team.
Huh, I guess it does.
You got some
corn on your shirt.
- Ha?
- Gotcha.
[laughs]
- Ernest!
I told you never to do that!
No no!
I'm now Dr. Melon
to you, mister!
[helicopter whirring]
Itigil mo yan.
Shh.
Shh.
[sheep baaing]
Narinig mo yun?
(WHISPERS) NO.
Boy, I sure did.
I'll be right back.

Hindi: 
But now, Ernest, thanks to
your help, we found Goliath.
World's largest
cannon, thank you.
And when I get those Crown
Jewels in that barrel,
oh boy, the world's going to
know that my theory was true.
I can't wait to see the
look on their faces.
Oh, just can't wait.
Life is good.
And all because of you, Ernest.
Well, thanks, Dr. Melon.
Oh please, Abner.
Abner.
Abner, yeah.
Well, I-- I guess
that means we're like,
real buddies now, huh?
Like-- like a real team.
Huh, I guess it does.
You got some
corn on your shirt.
- हुह?
- Gotcha.
[हंसते हुए]
- Ernest!
I told you never to do that!
No no!
I'm now Dr. Melon
to you, mister!
[helicopter whirring]
इसे रोक।
श्श्श।
श्श्श।
[sheep baaing]
आपने यह सुना?
(WHISPERS) NO.
Boy, I sure did.
मैं अभी वापस आऊँगा।

Spanish: 
But now, Ernest, thanks to
your help, we found Goliath.
World's largest
cannon, thank you.
And when I get those Crown
Jewels in that barrel,
oh boy, the world's going to
know that my theory was true.
No puedo esperar a ver el
look on their faces.
Oh, just can't wait.
La vida es buena.
And all because of you, Ernest.
Well, thanks, Dr. Melon.
Oh please, Abner.
Abner.
Abner, yeah.
Well, I-- I guess
that means we're like,
real buddies now, huh?
Like-- like a real team.
Huh, I guess it does.
You got some
corn on your shirt.
- ¿Eh?
- Te tengo.
[risas]
- Ernest!
I told you never to do that!
¡No no!
I'm now Dr. Melon
to you, mister!
[helicopter whirring]
Para.
Shh.
Shh.
[sheep baaing]
¿Se enteró que?
(WHISPERS) NO.
Boy, I sure did.
Vuelvo enseguida.

English: 
Whoa--
[tires squeal]
DRIVER: Hey!
NAN: Yeah, this was
your truck, buddy!
What are you doing--
[grunts]
NAN: Get out of here!
- Hey, come on!
Open that door.
Please!
NAN: I said get off!
Oh, jeez!
Ernest, you are American
ingenuity at its finest.
Batman and Robin ride
to glory with the stolen
jewels in tow.
(IMITATES VILLAIN)
Diamonds are forever, Mr. Bond.
This will
[engine starts]
Yeah.
Yeah, it'll work.
[music playing]
[phone rings]
Got him?
Good.
Gentlemen?

Hindi: 
Whoa--
[tires squeal]
DRIVER: Hey!
NAN: Yeah, this was
your truck, buddy!
What are you doing--
[grunts]
NAN: Get out of here!
- Hey, come on!
Open that door.
कृप्या!
NAN: I said get off!
Oh, jeez!
Ernest, you are American
ingenuity at its finest.
Batman and Robin ride
to glory with the stolen
jewels in tow.
(IMITATES VILLAIN)
Diamonds are forever, Mr. Bond.
This will
[engine starts]
हाँ।
Yeah, it'll work.
[संगीत बजाना]
[phone rings]
Got him?
अच्छा।
Gentlemen?

Filipino: 
Whoa--
[tires squeal]
DRIVER: Hey!
NAN: Yeah, this was
your truck, buddy!
What are you doing--
[mga ungol]
NAN: Get out of here!
- Hey, come on!
Open that door.
Pakiusap!
NAN: I said get off!
Oh, jeez!
Ernest, you are American
ingenuity at its finest.
Batman and Robin ride
to glory with the stolen
jewels in tow.
(IMITATES VILLAIN)
Diamonds are forever, Mr. Bond.
This will
[nagsisimula ang engine]
Oo.
Yeah, it'll work.
[tugtog ng musika]
[phone rings]
Got him?
Mabuti.
Gentlemen?

Spanish: 
Whoa--
[tires squeal]
DRIVER: Hey!
NAN: Yeah, this was
your truck, buddy!
What are you doing--
[gruñidos]
NAN: Get out of here!
- Hey, come on!
Open that door.
¡Por favor!
NAN: I said get off!
Oh, jeez!
Ernest, you are American
ingenuity at its finest.
Batman and Robin ride
to glory with the stolen
jewels in tow.
(IMITATES VILLAIN)
Diamonds are forever, Mr. Bond.
This will
[arranca el motor]
Si.
Yeah, it'll work.
[Reproduciendo música]
[phone rings]
Got him?
Bueno.
Gentlemen?

Hindi: 
ERNEST: Ah, fresh air, birds,
the absence of small arms fire.
Yeah, your country life ain't
like your city environments.
And the folk out here, they
have their way of-- well,
lending a fellow
citizen a helping hand.
Like that farmer John guy,
lending us his tractor.
Then why is he following us?
Oh, exercise, I suppose.
That's why he's wearing
those massive jogging boots.
Tractor nappers!
[beeping]
Taikon 4,000 found them.
Lock us in on the coordinates.
चलो चलते हैं।
[engines start]
[rumbling]
ERNEST: Oh no.
Stopped by apple maggots again.
Well, we can turn this
thing around, can't we?
[tires squeal]
[संगीत बजाना]
- Uh-oh.
It's that crazy doctor
in the Batmobile.
ओ ओ!
[संगीत बजाना]

Filipino: 
ERNEST: Ah, fresh air, birds,
the absence of small arms fire.
Yeah, your country life ain't
like your city environments.
And the folk out here, they
have their way of-- well,
lending a fellow
citizen a helping hand.
Like that farmer John guy,
lending us his tractor.
Then why is he following us?
Oh, exercise, I suppose.
That's why he's wearing
those massive jogging boots.
Tractor nappers!
[beeping]
Taikon 4,000 found them.
Lock us in on the coordinates.
Umalis na tayo.
[engines start]
[rumbling]
ERNEST: Oh no.
Stopped by apple maggots again.
Well, we can turn this
thing around, can't we?
[tires squeal]
[tugtog ng musika]
- Uh-oh.
It's that crazy doctor
in the Batmobile.
Oh, oh!
[tugtog ng musika]

Spanish: 
ERNEST: Ah, fresh air, birds,
the absence of small arms fire.
Yeah, your country life ain't
like your city environments.
And the folk out here, they
have their way of-- well,
lending a fellow
citizen a helping hand.
Like that farmer John guy,
lending us his tractor.
Then why is he following us?
Oh, exercise, I suppose.
That's why he's wearing
those massive jogging boots.
Tractor nappers!
[pitido]
Taikon 4,000 found them.
Lock us in on the coordinates.
Vamonos.
[engines start]
[retumbar]
ERNEST: Oh no.
Stopped by apple maggots again.
Well, we can turn this
thing around, can't we?
[tires squeal]
[Reproduciendo música]
- UH oh.
It's that crazy doctor
in the Batmobile.
Oh, oh!
[Reproduciendo música]

English: 
ERNEST: Ah, fresh air, birds,
the absence of small arms fire.
Yeah, your country life ain't
like your city environments.
And the folk out here, they
have their way of-- well,
lending a fellow
citizen a helping hand.
Like that farmer John guy,
lending us his tractor.
Then why is he following us?
Oh, exercise, I suppose.
That's why he's wearing
those massive jogging boots.
Tractor nappers!
[beeping]
Taikon 4,000 found them.
Lock us in on the coordinates.
Let's go.
[engines start]
[rumbling]
ERNEST: Oh no.
Stopped by apple maggots again.
Well, we can turn this
thing around, can't we?
[tires squeal]
[music playing]
- Uh-oh.
It's that crazy doctor
in the Batmobile.
Oh, oh!
[music playing]

Spanish: 
Oh! oh, we're in it now.
We're trapped.
Boy, this is just great.
This is like that
John Wayne movie,
when him and Butch
Cassidy were surrounded
by all those army guys.
Ernest!
Yeah, see, you're
Butch because you
do all the thinking.
And I'm Sundance because well,
I'm slightly better looking.
Anyway, they're surrounded by
the Mexican army in Bulgaria.
Bolivia.
They were in Bolivia.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Bolivia.
They were killed in Bolivia.
Well, maybe they should've
stayed in Bulgaria.
Anyway, Butch and the
Kid didn't have Goliath.
And we do.
¡Oh no!
¡Oh-ho-ho!
Oh, Ernest, please.
No puedes hablar en serio.
Its' just like Davy Crockett
and Jim Bowie at the Alamo.
Right before Santa
Anna rushes in!
- Ernest, you can't.
- Sure I can.
I'm always Davy Crockett.
Please, Ernest, please.
Well, surely we can
reason with them.
They seem like
reasonable people.
Mira.
Look, look, they have a
nice car and everything.
¡Más rápido!
¡Más rápido!
You can't reason
with the Mexican army.

English: 
Oh! oh, we're in it now.
We're trapped.
Boy, this is just great.
This is like that
John Wayne movie,
when him and Butch
Cassidy were surrounded
by all those army guys.
Ernest!
Yeah, see, you're
Butch because you
do all the thinking.
And I'm Sundance because well,
I'm slightly better looking.
Anyway, they're surrounded by
the Mexican army in Bulgaria.
Bolivia.
They were in Bolivia.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Bolivia.
They were killed in Bolivia.
Well, maybe they should've
stayed in Bulgaria.
Anyway, Butch and the
Kid didn't have Goliath.
And we do.
Oh no!
Oh-ho-ho!
Oh, Ernest, please.
You can't be serious.
Its' just like Davy Crockett
and Jim Bowie at the Alamo.
Right before Santa
Anna rushes in!
- Ernest, you can't.
- Sure I can.
I'm always Davy Crockett.
Please, Ernest, please.
Well, surely we can
reason with them.
They seem like
reasonable people.
Look.
Look, look, they have a
nice car and everything.
Faster!
Faster!
You can't reason
with the Mexican army.

Filipino: 
Oh! oh, we're in it now.
We're trapped.
Boy, this is just great.
This is like that
John Wayne movie,
when him and Butch
Cassidy were surrounded
by all those army guys.
Ernest!
Yeah, see, you're
Butch because you
do all the thinking.
And I'm Sundance because well,
I'm slightly better looking.
Anyway, they're surrounded by
the Mexican army in Bulgaria.
Bolivia.
They were in Bolivia.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Bolivia.
They were killed in Bolivia.
Well, maybe they should've
stayed in Bulgaria.
Anyway, Butch and the
Kid didn't have Goliath.
And we do.
Oh hindi!
Oh-ho-ho!
Oh, Ernest, please.
You can't be serious.
Its' just like Davy Crockett
and Jim Bowie at the Alamo.
Right before Santa
Anna rushes in!
- Ernest, you can't.
- Sure I can.
I'm always Davy Crockett.
Please, Ernest, please.
Well, surely we can
reason with them.
They seem like
reasonable people.
Tingnan mo
Look, look, they have a
nice car and everything.
Faster!
Faster!
You can't reason
with the Mexican army.

Hindi: 
ओह! oh, we're in it now.
We're trapped.
Boy, this is just great.
This is like that
John Wayne movie,
when him and Butch
Cassidy were surrounded
by all those army guys.
Ernest!
Yeah, see, you're
Butch because you
do all the thinking.
And I'm Sundance because well,
I'm slightly better looking.
Anyway, they're surrounded by
the Mexican army in Bulgaria.
Bolivia.
They were in Bolivia.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Bolivia.
They were killed in Bolivia.
Well, maybe they should've
stayed in Bulgaria.
Anyway, Butch and the
Kid didn't have Goliath.
And we do.
अरे नहीं!
Oh-ho-ho!
Oh, Ernest, please.
You can't be serious.
Its' just like Davy Crockett
and Jim Bowie at the Alamo.
Right before Santa
Anna rushes in!
- Ernest, you can't.
- Sure I can.
I'm always Davy Crockett.
Please, Ernest, please.
Well, surely we can
reason with them.
They seem like
reasonable people.
देखो।
Look, look, they have a
nice car and everything.
और तेज!
और तेज!
You can't reason
with the Mexican army.

Hindi: 
We don't even speak Bulgarian!
Ernest!
नहीं करें!
Please, look, consider
the ramifications!
We don't have
any ramifications!
All we have is this cannon!
The Jewels!
You'll destroy the Jewels!
Goliath must speak!
नहीं नहीं!
Ernest!
Ernest!
Ernest!
Don't please!
Ernest, now, look!
देखो!
Use your head for
once in your life!
Look, put the fire down!
[lighter flicking]
लो वो आ गए!
Now you can shoot them.
[gunfire]
Be a moving target.
Be a moving target.
Abner, it's us or the jewels.
[gunfire]
[संगीत बजाना]
नहीं!
रुकें!
[boom]
ओह!
कार रोको।
नहीं।
The brakes!
The brakes!
[crash]

Spanish: 
We don't even speak Bulgarian!
Ernest!
¡No lo hagas!
Please, look, consider
the ramifications!
We don't have
any ramifications!
All we have is this cannon!
The Jewels!
You'll destroy the Jewels!
Goliath must speak!
¡No no!
Ernest!
Ernest!
Ernest!
¡No por favor!
Ernest, now, look!
¡Mira!
Use your head for
once in your life!
Look, put the fire down!
[lighter flicking]
¡Allí están!
Now you can shoot them.
[tiroteo]
Be a moving target.
Be a moving target.
Abner, it's us or the jewels.
[tiroteo]
[Reproduciendo música]
¡No!
¡Detener!
[auge]
Oh!
Para el coche.
No.
The brakes!
The brakes!
[choque]

Filipino: 
We don't even speak Bulgarian!
Ernest!
Don't!
Please, look, consider
the ramifications!
We don't have
any ramifications!
All we have is this cannon!
The Jewels!
You'll destroy the Jewels!
Goliath must speak!
No, no!
Ernest!
Ernest!
Ernest!
Don't please!
Ernest, now, look!
Look!
Use your head for
once in your life!
Look, put the fire down!
[lighter flicking]
Ayun sila!
Now you can shoot them.
[gunfire]
Be a moving target.
Be a moving target.
Abner, it's us or the jewels.
[gunfire]
[tugtog ng musika]
No!
Stop!
[boom]
Oh!
Stop the car.
Hindi.
The brakes!
The brakes!
[crash]

English: 
We don't even speak Bulgarian!
Ernest!
Don't!
Please, look, consider
the ramifications!
We don't have
any ramifications!
All we have is this cannon!
The Jewels!
You'll destroy the Jewels!
Goliath must speak!
No, no!
Ernest!
Ernest!
Ernest!
Don't please!
Ernest, now, look!
Look!
Use your head for
once in your life!
Look, put the fire down!
[lighter flicking]
There they are!
Now you can shoot them.
[gunfire]
Be a moving target.
Be a moving target.
Abner, it's us or the jewels.
[gunfire]
[music playing]
No!
Stop!
[boom]
Oh!
Stop the car.
No.
The brakes!
The brakes!
[crash]

Hindi: 
Some kick.
[कराहना]
It fired.
It fired.
Phil Gunner Worrell,
reporting the directive, sir.
The cannonball.
Yep, about a 500-pounder,
if I'm any judge of artillery.
And I am.
There were no jewels.
No, but that big
mama came smoking
out of there about 500 FPS.
There were no
Crown Jewels, Ernest!
This is all your fault!
You've ruined my life!
But I thought
you and me were--
Oh, you and me, nothing!
I'm a figure of
ridicule, a buffoon!
And none of it would have
happened if I hadn't have

Spanish: 
Some kick.
[gemidos]
It fired.
It fired.
Phil Gunner Worrell,
reporting the directive, sir.
The cannonball.
Yep, about a 500-pounder,
if I'm any judge of artillery.
Y yo soy.
There were no jewels.
No, but that big
mama came smoking
out of there about 500 FPS.
There were no
Crown Jewels, Ernest!
This is all your fault!
You've ruined my life!
But I thought
you and me were--
Oh, you and me, nothing!
I'm a figure of
ridicule, a buffoon!
And none of it would have
happened if I hadn't have

Filipino: 
Some kick.
[daing]
It fired.
It fired.
Phil Gunner Worrell,
reporting the directive, sir.
The cannonball.
Yep, about a 500-pounder,
if I'm any judge of artillery.
And I am.
There were no jewels.
No, but that big
mama came smoking
out of there about 500 FPS.
There were no
Crown Jewels, Ernest!
This is all your fault!
You've ruined my life!
But I thought
you and me were--
Oh, you and me, nothing!
I'm a figure of
ridicule, a buffoon!
And none of it would have
happened if I hadn't have

English: 
Some kick.
[groaning]
It fired.
It fired.
Phil Gunner Worrell,
reporting the directive, sir.
The cannonball.
Yep, about a 500-pounder,
if I'm any judge of artillery.
And I am.
There were no jewels.
No, but that big
mama came smoking
out of there about 500 FPS.
There were no
Crown Jewels, Ernest!
This is all your fault!
You've ruined my life!
But I thought
you and me were--
Oh, you and me, nothing!
I'm a figure of
ridicule, a buffoon!
And none of it would have
happened if I hadn't have

Spanish: 
joined you in this--
this idiot's adventure.
But I believed in you, Abner.
Oh, get out of my sight.
Never talk to me again.
I'm going home to
scrape together
what's left of my life.
But we were
Butch and Sundance.
Get in the real world, Ernest.
And keep out of mine.
Lo digo en serio.
Luke and Han Solo.
Ren and Stimpy.
Boy, this is just great.
Robin Hood finally finds
Little John and what happens?
He runs him out of
the Sherwood Forest.
Well, guess I just
tried too hard.
I guess I--
I'm just a lone wolf,
doomed to travel alone
on the highway of adventure.
[metal clangs, echoes]
Ay.
[gruñidos]
¡Ay!
[metal clangs, echoes]

Filipino: 
joined you in this--
this idiot's adventure.
But I believed in you, Abner.
Oh, get out of my sight.
Never talk to me again.
I'm going home to
scrape together
what's left of my life.
But we were
Butch and Sundance.
Get in the real world, Ernest.
And keep out of mine.
Seryoso ako.
Luke and Han Solo.
Ren and Stimpy.
Boy, this is just great.
Robin Hood finally finds
Little John and what happens?
He runs him out of
the Sherwood Forest.
Well, guess I just
tried too hard.
I guess I--
I'm just a lone wolf,
doomed to travel alone
on the highway of adventure.
[metal clangs, echoes]
Ow.
[grunting]
Ow!
[metal clangs, echoes]

English: 
joined you in this--
this idiot's adventure.
But I believed in you, Abner.
Oh, get out of my sight.
Never talk to me again.
I'm going home to
scrape together
what's left of my life.
But we were
Butch and Sundance.
Get in the real world, Ernest.
And keep out of mine.
I mean it.
Luke and Han Solo.
Ren and Stimpy.
Boy, this is just great.
Robin Hood finally finds
Little John and what happens?
He runs him out of
the Sherwood Forest.
Well, guess I just
tried too hard.
I guess I--
I'm just a lone wolf,
doomed to travel alone
on the highway of adventure.
[metal clangs, echoes]
Ow.
[grunting]
Ow!
[metal clangs, echoes]

Hindi: 
joined you in this--
this idiot's adventure.
But I believed in you, Abner.
Oh, get out of my sight.
Never talk to me again.
I'm going home to
scrape together
what's left of my life.
But we were
Butch and Sundance.
Get in the real world, Ernest.
And keep out of mine.
वाकई।
Luke and Han Solo.
Ren and Stimpy.
Boy, this is just great.
Robin Hood finally finds
Little John and what happens?
He runs him out of
the Sherwood Forest.
Well, guess I just
tried too hard.
I guess I--
I'm just a lone wolf,
doomed to travel alone
on the highway of adventure.
[metal clangs, echoes]
ओउ।
[grunting]
ओउ!
[metal clangs, echoes]

Filipino: 
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Diyos!
Ow!
[coughing]
I don't believe this.
Ano ito?
It weighs 600 pounds.
ERNEST: As Indiana
approaches and reaches
for his sacred prize, all his
senses are attuned to the power
that it brings.
As he unearths his
treasure, the entire focus
of the civilized world is
trained on this moment.
[imitates fanfare]

English: 
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
God!
Ow!
[coughing]
I don't believe this.
What is this?
It weighs 600 pounds.
ERNEST: As Indiana
approaches and reaches
for his sacred prize, all his
senses are attuned to the power
that it brings.
As he unearths his
treasure, the entire focus
of the civilized world is
trained on this moment.
[imitates fanfare]

Spanish: 
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
¡Dios!
¡Ay!
[tosiendo]
No lo creo.
¿Que es esto?
It weighs 600 pounds.
ERNEST: As Indiana
approaches and reaches
for his sacred prize, all his
senses are attuned to the power
that it brings.
As he unearths his
treasure, the entire focus
of the civilized world is
trained on this moment.
[imitates fanfare]

Hindi: 
ओउ!
ओउ!
ओउ!
ओउ!
परमेश्वर!
ओउ!
[खाँसना]
I don't believe this.
यह क्या है?
It weighs 600 pounds.
ERNEST: As Indiana
approaches and reaches
for his sacred prize, all his
senses are attuned to the power
that it brings.
As he unearths his
treasure, the entire focus
of the civilized world is
trained on this moment.
[imitates fanfare]

Spanish: 
(WITH ACCENT) Stand back
you groveling minions.
And prepare to meet
your sovereign.
Abner!
Abner!
Abner!
I haven't seen anything like
this since the Bay of Pigs.
ERNEST: Hey, Abner!
I found 'em!
I found the Crown Jewels!
Estaban en el
secret compartment!
They weren't in the barrel!
They were in the barrel.
The keg barrel!
Abner!
Hey, Abner!
Caballeros.
Abner!
¡Vuelve!
Your entire life's work
has achieved its purpose!
Look, Abner!
I'm wearing the Crown
of England right on my--
cabeza.
[risas]
Just uh, trying it
on to see if it fits.

Filipino: 
(WITH ACCENT) Stand back
you groveling minions.
And prepare to meet
your sovereign.
Abner!
Abner!
Abner!
I haven't seen anything like
this since the Bay of Pigs.
ERNEST: Hey, Abner!
I found 'em!
I found the Crown Jewels!
They were in the
secret compartment!
They weren't in the barrel!
They were in the barrel.
The keg barrel!
Abner!
Hey, Abner!
Gentlemen.
Abner!
Come back!
Your entire life's work
has achieved its purpose!
Look, Abner!
I'm wearing the Crown
of England right on my--
head.
[laughs]
Just uh, trying it
on to see if it fits.

English: 
(WITH ACCENT) Stand back
you groveling minions.
And prepare to meet
your sovereign.
Abner!
Abner!
Abner!
I haven't seen anything like
this since the Bay of Pigs.
ERNEST: Hey, Abner!
I found 'em!
I found the Crown Jewels!
They were in the
secret compartment!
They weren't in the barrel!
They were in the barrel.
The keg barrel!
Abner!
Hey, Abner!
Gentlemen.
Abner!
Come back!
Your entire life's work
has achieved its purpose!
Look, Abner!
I'm wearing the Crown
of England right on my--
head.
[laughs]
Just uh, trying it
on to see if it fits.

Hindi: 
(WITH ACCENT) Stand back
you groveling minions.
And prepare to meet
your sovereign.
Abner!
Abner!
Abner!
I haven't seen anything like
this since the Bay of Pigs.
ERNEST: Hey, Abner!
I found 'em!
I found the Crown Jewels!
They were in the
secret compartment!
They weren't in the barrel!
They were in the barrel.
The keg barrel!
Abner!
Hey, Abner!
Gentlemen.
Abner!
वापस लौटें!
Your entire life's work
has achieved its purpose!
Look, Abner!
I'm wearing the Crown
of England right on my--
सिर।
[हंसते हुए]
Just uh, trying it
on to see if it fits.

English: 
You know, king for
a day and all that.
Nothing like a little
royalty to boost a guy's ego.
Know what I mean?
[laughs]
Well, just a moment.
I'll-- I'll pop this thing
right off and give it to you.
[laughs]
Yes, sir.
No problem.
[squeaking]
Oh.
Get it off of him.
[grunting]
Ow!
[metal clanks]
[squeaking]
[grunting]
Oh, God, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, ow!
Ah!
Ah!
- Me turn.
- Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ow.
THUG: Push!
Oh, push!
We've wasted enough time.
We'll take him to the clinic.
(SINGING) I'm
the Mighty Workboy
and I will work for you.
That's the chaps who
were with Melon's wife.
Assemble the unit.
BOTH: (SINGING) --wash
your dishes too.

Hindi: 
You know, king for
a day and all that.
Nothing like a little
royalty to boost a guy's ego.
Know what I mean?
[हंसते हुए]
Well, just a moment.
I'll-- I'll pop this thing
right off and give it to you.
[हंसते हुए]
जी श्रीमान।
कोई दिक्कत नहीं है।
[squeaking]
ओह।
Get it off of him.
[grunting]
ओउ!
[metal clanks]
[squeaking]
[grunting]
Oh, God, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, ow!
आह!
आह!
- Me turn.
- Ugh!
ओह!
ओह!
ओउ।
THUG: Push!
Oh, push!
We've wasted enough time.
We'll take him to the clinic.
(SINGING) I'm
the Mighty Workboy
and I will work for you.
That's the chaps who
were with Melon's wife.
Assemble the unit.
BOTH: (SINGING) --wash
your dishes too.

Spanish: 
You know, king for
a day and all that.
Nothing like a little
royalty to boost a guy's ego.
¿Ya tu sabes?
[risas]
Well, just a moment.
I'll-- I'll pop this thing
right off and give it to you.
[risas]
Sí señor.
No hay problema.
[squeaking]
Oh.
Get it off of him.
[gruñidos]
¡Ay!
[metal clanks]
[squeaking]
[gruñidos]
Oh, God, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, ow!
¡Ah!
¡Ah!
- Me turn.
- ¡Uf!
¡Uf!
¡Uf!
Ay.
THUG: Push!
Oh, push!
We've wasted enough time.
We'll take him to the clinic.
(SINGING) I'm
the Mighty Workboy
and I will work for you.
That's the chaps who
were with Melon's wife.
Assemble the unit.
BOTH: (SINGING) --wash
your dishes too.

Filipino: 
You know, king for
a day and all that.
Nothing like a little
royalty to boost a guy's ego.
Know what I mean?
[laughs]
Well, just a moment.
I'll-- I'll pop this thing
right off and give it to you.
[laughs]
Yes, sir.
Walang problema.
[squeaking]
Oh
Get it off of him.
[grunting]
Ow!
[metal clanks]
[squeaking]
[grunting]
Oh, God, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, ow!
Ah!
Ah!
- Me turn.
- Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ow.
THUG: Push!
Oh, push!
We've wasted enough time.
We'll take him to the clinic.
(SINGING) I'm
the Mighty Workboy
and I will work for you.
That's the chaps who
were with Melon's wife.
Assemble the unit.
BOTH: (SINGING) --wash
your dishes too.

Filipino: 
Abner.
Oh!
Turtledove!
Ayos ka lang ba?
Oh, you look a mess.
[gasps]
There's a wittle bwuise.
Let nammy-nam make
'em all better.
Doon.
I saw that Ernest riding
that cannon thing.
And you were chasing
right after it.
And I thought to
myself, my widdle baby's
going to get a boo-boo.
Was that the thing you
were looking for, dear?
Yes, Nan, that's the thing.
Well, let's take those
troublesome jewels,
put them in the
back of the truck,
and I'll just make all
the press arrangements.
You know, I will have to
have a new outfit if I'm
going to be on "Donahue."
[laughs]
Tell me I'm pretty.
You're pretty.
Oh, this is so exciting.
My little Abner's found the
Crown Jewels of England.
Gimme a kiss.
No we didn't.
Ano?
We didn't find
any jewels, Nan.
You didn't find any jewels?
That's what I said.

English: 
Abner.
Oh!
Turtledove!
Are you all right?
Oh, you look a mess.
[gasps]
There's a wittle bwuise.
Let nammy-nam make
'em all better.
There.
I saw that Ernest riding
that cannon thing.
And you were chasing
right after it.
And I thought to
myself, my widdle baby's
going to get a boo-boo.
Was that the thing you
were looking for, dear?
Yes, Nan, that's the thing.
Well, let's take those
troublesome jewels,
put them in the
back of the truck,
and I'll just make all
the press arrangements.
You know, I will have to
have a new outfit if I'm
going to be on "Donahue."
[laughs]
Tell me I'm pretty.
You're pretty.
Oh, this is so exciting.
My little Abner's found the
Crown Jewels of England.
Gimme a kiss.
No we didn't.
What?
We didn't find
any jewels, Nan.
You didn't find any jewels?
That's what I said.

Hindi: 
Abner.
ओह!
Turtledove!
क्या तुम ठीक हो?
Oh, you look a mess.
[हाँफना]
There's a wittle bwuise.
Let nammy-nam make
'em all better.
वहाँ।
I saw that Ernest riding
that cannon thing.
And you were chasing
right after it.
And I thought to
myself, my widdle baby's
going to get a boo-boo.
Was that the thing you
were looking for, dear?
Yes, Nan, that's the thing.
Well, let's take those
troublesome jewels,
put them in the
back of the truck,
and I'll just make all
the press arrangements.
You know, I will have to
have a new outfit if I'm
going to be on "Donahue."
[हंसते हुए]
Tell me I'm pretty.
You're pretty.
Oh, this is so exciting.
My little Abner's found the
Crown Jewels of England.
Gimme a kiss.
No we didn't.
क्या?
We didn't find
any jewels, Nan.
You didn't find any jewels?
कि मैं क्या कहा।

Spanish: 
Abner.
Oh!
Turtledove!
¿Estás bien?
Oh, you look a mess.
[jadeos]
There's a wittle bwuise.
Let nammy-nam make
'em all better.
Ahí.
I saw that Ernest riding
that cannon thing.
And you were chasing
right after it.
And I thought to
myself, my widdle baby's
going to get a boo-boo.
Was that the thing you
were looking for, dear?
Yes, Nan, that's the thing.
Well, let's take those
troublesome jewels,
put them in the
back of the truck,
and I'll just make all
the press arrangements.
You know, I will have to
have a new outfit if I'm
going to be on "Donahue."
[risas]
Tell me I'm pretty.
Eres bonita.
Oh, this is so exciting.
My little Abner's found the
Crown Jewels of England.
Gimme a kiss.
No, no lo hicimos.
¿Qué?
We didn't find
any jewels, Nan.
You didn't find any jewels?
Eso es lo que dije.

Spanish: 
[suspiros]
You know, this has that
Ernest written all over it.
It is a complete
mystery to me how
you can even stand to
be in the same room
with that inane redneck.
I just don't
understand it, Abner.
He embarrassed
you, not to mention
me, at Dr. Glencliff's clinic.
More to the point, he has now
caused you to lose your job.
Now, what on God's
green earth has
that Ernest ever done for you?
¡Mucho!
¿Oh enserio?
De Verdad.
Como una cuestión de hecho,
he's changed my life.
Well, I'm sorry, darling.
Simplemente no lo veo.
Abner--
[romantic music playing]
[gemidos]
(IMITATES ELVIS) Clear
enough for you now, baby?
Si.
A hubba hubba.
[Reproduciendo música]
Oh.
Ernest!

English: 
[sighs]
You know, this has that
Ernest written all over it.
It is a complete
mystery to me how
you can even stand to
be in the same room
with that inane redneck.
I just don't
understand it, Abner.
He embarrassed
you, not to mention
me, at Dr. Glencliff's clinic.
More to the point, he has now
caused you to lose your job.
Now, what on God's
green earth has
that Ernest ever done for you?
A lot!
Oh really?
Really.
As a matter of fact,
he's changed my life.
Well, I'm sorry, darling.
I just don't see it.
Abner--
[romantic music playing]
[moaning]
(IMITATES ELVIS) Clear
enough for you now, baby?
Yeah.
A hubba hubba.
[music playing]
Ooh.
Ernest!

Filipino: 
[mga buntong-hininga]
You know, this has that
Ernest written all over it.
It is a complete
mystery to me how
you can even stand to
be in the same room
with that inane redneck.
I just don't
understand it, Abner.
He embarrassed
you, not to mention
me, at Dr. Glencliff's clinic.
More to the point, he has now
caused you to lose your job.
Now, what on God's
green earth has
that Ernest ever done for you?
A lot!
Oh really?
Really.
As a matter of fact,
he's changed my life.
Well, I'm sorry, darling.
I just don't see it.
Abner--
[romantic music playing]
[moaning]
(IMITATES ELVIS) Clear
enough for you now, baby?
Oo.
A hubba hubba.
[tugtog ng musika]
Ooh.
Ernest!

Hindi: 
[sighs]
You know, this has that
Ernest written all over it.
It is a complete
mystery to me how
you can even stand to
be in the same room
with that inane redneck.
मैं अभी नहीं
understand it, Abner.
He embarrassed
you, not to mention
me, at Dr. Glencliff's clinic.
More to the point, he has now
caused you to lose your job.
Now, what on God's
green earth has
that Ernest ever done for you?
A lot!
Oh really?
वास्तव में।
As a matter of fact,
he's changed my life.
Well, I'm sorry, darling.
I just don't see it.
Abner--
[romantic music playing]
[moaning]
(IMITATES ELVIS) Clear
enough for you now, baby?
हाँ।
A hubba hubba.
[संगीत बजाना]
ऊह।
Ernest!

Hindi: 
They got him.
रुको।
Listen, shouldn't you guys
have those little paper
masks on so your bad breath
won't give me any infections?
ओउ!
I wouldn't worry
about infection.
No, of course not.
I've got medical insurance with
an 800-number and everything.
Cranial bone saw.
Have you been a
good blood donor?
Oh, not as good as I
should be, I suppose.
You're about to catch up.
[buzzing]
[grunts]
Oh, um, don't I get an
anesthetic, like an aspirin
or a bullet to bite?
Hold his head still.
Modern anesthetic has been
used successfully in operating
theaters since the early 1840s.
And who are we to scoff at the
success of modern medicine?
How about a couple of games
of golf to kind of, you know,
loosen this up a bit.
ओउ।
[buzzing]
Oh-- ahh!

Filipino: 
They got him.
Maghintay.
Listen, shouldn't you guys
have those little paper
masks on so your bad breath
won't give me any infections?
Ow!
I wouldn't worry
about infection.
No, of course not.
I've got medical insurance with
an 800-number and everything.
Cranial bone saw.
Have you been a
good blood donor?
Oh, not as good as I
should be, I suppose.
You're about to catch up.
[buzzing]
[mga ungol]
Oh, um, don't I get an
anesthetic, like an aspirin
or a bullet to bite?
Hold his head still.
Modern anesthetic has been
used successfully in operating
theaters since the early 1840s.
And who are we to scoff at the
success of modern medicine?
How about a couple of games
of golf to kind of, you know,
loosen this up a bit.
Ow.
[buzzing]
Oh-- ahh!

Spanish: 
Lo atraparon.
Espere.
Listen, shouldn't you guys
have those little paper
masks on so your bad breath
won't give me any infections?
¡Ay!
No me preocuparía
about infection.
No claro que no.
I've got medical insurance with
an 800-number and everything.
Cranial bone saw.
Have you been a
good blood donor?
Oh, not as good as I
should be, I suppose.
You're about to catch up.
[zumbido]
[gruñidos]
Oh, um, don't I get an
anesthetic, like an aspirin
or a bullet to bite?
Hold his head still.
Modern anesthetic has been
used successfully in operating
theaters since the early 1840s.
And who are we to scoff at the
success of modern medicine?
How about a couple of games
of golf to kind of, you know,
loosen this up a bit.
Ay.
[zumbido]
Oh-- ahh!

English: 
They got him.
Wait.
Listen, shouldn't you guys
have those little paper
masks on so your bad breath
won't give me any infections?
Ow!
I wouldn't worry
about infection.
No, of course not.
I've got medical insurance with
an 800-number and everything.
Cranial bone saw.
Have you been a
good blood donor?
Oh, not as good as I
should be, I suppose.
You're about to catch up.
[buzzing]
[grunts]
Oh, um, don't I get an
anesthetic, like an aspirin
or a bullet to bite?
Hold his head still.
Modern anesthetic has been
used successfully in operating
theaters since the early 1840s.
And who are we to scoff at the
success of modern medicine?
How about a couple of games
of golf to kind of, you know,
loosen this up a bit.
Ow.
[buzzing]
Oh-- ahh!

English: 
Whew.
I'm glad it was the hard end.
[laughs]
I don't believe this.
Whoa!
Ah!
Ow!
[grunting]
[beeping]
[swooshing]
Get back!
I'll call the cops!
Ah!
[grunting]
Leave me alone!
Stop it!
Oh no you guys don't!
Stop!
FRANK: Those jewels--
JOE: --have got to
be around here--
FRANK: --somewhere.
Look!
BOTH: The stretch limo.
[laughter]
[beeping]
[groans]
[beeps]
Get up.
Get up. get up.
Worrell!
I'm going to gut you
like a dead fish.
[grunts]
(AS ANNOUNCER) It's demolition
derby night at the fairgrounds.

Spanish: 
Uf.
I'm glad it was the hard end.
[risas]
No lo creo.
¡Guau!
¡Ah!
¡Ay!
[gruñidos]
[pitido]
[swooshing]
¡Volver!
I'll call the cops!
¡Ah!
[gruñidos]
¡Déjame solo!
¡Para!
Oh no you guys don't!
¡Detener!
FRANK: Those jewels--
JOE: --have got to
be around here--
FRANK: --somewhere.
¡Mira!
BOTH: The stretch limo.
[la risa]
[pitido]
[gemidos]
[pitidos]
Get up.
Get up. Levántate.
Worrell!
I'm going to gut you
like a dead fish.
[gruñidos]
(AS ANNOUNCER) It's demolition
derby night at the fairgrounds.

Filipino: 
Whew.
I'm glad it was the hard end.
[laughs]
I don't believe this.
Whoa!
Ah!
Ow!
[grunting]
[beeping]
[swooshing]
Get back!
I'll call the cops!
Ah!
[grunting]
Leave me alone!
Itigil mo yan!
Oh no you guys don't!
Stop!
FRANK: Those jewels--
JOE: --have got to
be around here--
FRANK: --somewhere.
Look!
BOTH: The stretch limo.
[tawa]
[beeping]
[daing]
[beeps]
Tayo.
Tayo. get up.
Worrell!
I'm going to gut you
like a dead fish.
[mga ungol]
(AS ANNOUNCER) It's demolition
derby night at the fairgrounds.

Hindi: 
Whew.
I'm glad it was the hard end.
[हंसते हुए]
I don't believe this.
वाह!
आह!
ओउ!
[grunting]
[beeping]
[swooshing]
Get back!
I'll call the cops!
आह!
[grunting]
मुझे अकेला छोड़ दो!
इसे रोक!
Oh no you guys don't!
रुकें!
FRANK: Those jewels--
JOE: --have got to
be around here--
FRANK: --somewhere.
देखो!
BOTH: The stretch limo.
[laughter]
[beeping]
[groans]
[beeps]
उठ जाओ।
उठ जाओ। get up.
Worrell!
I'm going to gut you
like a dead fish.
[grunts]
(AS ANNOUNCER) It's demolition
derby night at the fairgrounds.

Filipino: 
And reverse is the
gear of choice.
[daing]
Sunday, Sunday,
Sunday, kids eat free.
[tugtog ng musika]
[grunting]
[laughs]
Oh hindi!
[suspenseful music playing]
Time out.
King's X. Safeties.
Uh-- ah-- ah--
[whirring]

Spanish: 
And reverse is the
gear of choice.
[gemidos]
Sunday, Sunday,
Sunday, kids eat free.
[Reproduciendo música]
[gruñidos]
[risas]
¡Oh no!
[suspenseful music playing]
Se acabó el tiempo.
King's X. Safeties.
Uh-- ah-- ah--
[zumbido]

English: 
And reverse is the
gear of choice.
[groaning]
Sunday, Sunday,
Sunday, kids eat free.
[music playing]
[grunting]
[laughs]
Oh no!
[suspenseful music playing]
Time out.
King's X. Safeties.
Uh-- ah-- ah--
[whirring]

Hindi: 
And reverse is the
gear of choice.
[कराहना]
Sunday, Sunday,
Sunday, kids eat free.
[संगीत बजाना]
[grunting]
[हंसते हुए]
अरे नहीं!
[suspenseful music playing]
Time out.
King's X. Safeties.
Uh-- ah-- ah--
[whirring]

Spanish: 
¡Ah!
[screams]
Boy, this baby
really sucks dirt.
And scum.
¡Te mataré!
Hold him back--
--further.
[vacuum stops]
Well, I-- I think that
that concludes our uh--
--dem-- dem-demonstration.
Of the--
BOTH: --MM-Mighty Workboy
h--h--home cleaning system.
Um-- (SINGING) I
am Mighty Workboy.
Oh!
DISPLAY: (SINGING)
I do upholstery
and wash your dishes too.
BOTH: I will work-- for-- you.
[crunches]
[Reproduciendo música]

Hindi: 
आह!
[screams]
Boy, this baby
really sucks dirt.
And scum.
I'll kill you!
Hold him back--
--further.
[vacuum stops]
Well, I-- I think that
that concludes our uh--
--dem-- dem-demonstration.
Of the--
BOTH: --MM-Mighty Workboy
h--h--home cleaning system.
Um-- (SINGING) I
am Mighty Workboy.
ओह!
DISPLAY: (SINGING)
I do upholstery
and wash your dishes too.
BOTH: I will work-- for-- you.
[crunches]
[संगीत बजाना]

Filipino: 
Ah!
[sigaw]
Boy, this baby
really sucks dirt.
And scum.
I'll kill you!
Hold him back--
--further.
[vacuum stops]
Well, I-- I think that
that concludes our uh--
--dem-- dem-demonstration.
Of the--
BOTH: --MM-Mighty Workboy
h--h--home cleaning system.
Um-- (SINGING) I
am Mighty Workboy.
Oh!
DISPLAY: (SINGING)
I do upholstery
and wash your dishes too.
BOTH: I will work-- for-- you.
[crunches]
[tugtog ng musika]

English: 
Ah!
[screams]
Boy, this baby
really sucks dirt.
And scum.
I'll kill you!
Hold him back--
--further.
[vacuum stops]
Well, I-- I think that
that concludes our uh--
--dem-- dem-demonstration.
Of the--
BOTH: --M-M-Mighty Workboy
h--h--home cleaning system.
Um-- (SINGING) I
am Mighty Workboy.
Oh!
DISPLAY: (SINGING)
I do upholstery
and wash your dishes too.
BOTH: I will work-- for-- you.
[crunches]
[music playing]

Filipino: 
[creaks]
ERNEST: Ow!
[daing]
Ouch.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry about--
- Oh!
- Oh!
Pasensya na!
Pasensya na
Excuse me!
Sorry, pardon me.
Pardon me.
Oh
Nasaan na siya?
[tugtog ng musika]
[gulps]
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
[laughs]
[mga ungol]
[sniffs]
Ew.
Need a good doctor?

Hindi: 
[creaks]
ERNEST: Ow!
[कराहना]
Ouch.
ओउ।
ओउ।
ओउ।
ओउ।
ओउ।
मुझे माफ करें।
Sorry about--
- ओह!
- ओह!
माफ़ करना!
माफ़ करना।
Excuse me!
Sorry, pardon me.
हमें माफ़ कर दो।
ओह।
वह कहाँ है?
[संगीत बजाना]
[gulps]
ओउ।
ओउ।
ओउ।
[हंसते हुए]
[grunts]
[sniffs]
Ew।
Need a good doctor?

English: 
[creaks]
ERNEST: Ow!
[groaning]
Ouch.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry about--
- Oh!
- Oh!
Sorry!
Sorry.
Excuse me!
Sorry, pardon me.
Pardon me.
Oh.
Where is he?
[music playing]
[gulps]
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
[laughs]
[grunts]
[sniffs]
Ew.
Need a good doctor?

Spanish: 
[creaks]
ERNEST: Ow!
[gemidos]
Ay.
Ay.
Ay.
Ay.
Ay.
Ay.
Oh, lo siento.
Sorry about--
- ¡Oh!
- ¡Oh!
¡Lo siento!
Lo siento.
¡Perdóneme!
Sorry, pardon me.
Perdóname.
Oh.
¿Donde esta el?
[Reproduciendo música]
[gulps]
Ay.
Ay.
Ay.
[risas]
[gruñidos]
[sniffs]
Ew.
Need a good doctor?

English: 
Come on, we can
get this crown off.
I know we can.
Let's be creative.
Hold still.
We haven't even tried
Mrs. Butterworth's.
GLENCLIFF: Hold still.
There we go.
Ah.
[laughs]
Or olive oil.
[grunts]
Or automatic transmission fluid.
[grunts]
[laughs]
Or lip gloss.
Lip gloss, you--
[grunts]
Ha!
ERNEST: Moving target.
Moving target.
You can't hit a moving target.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hurry.
Hurry.
Step right up.
Three shots for $1.
[inaudible] for the little girl.
You couldn't hit the
broad side of a barn.
Hey you.

Spanish: 
Come on, we can
get this crown off.
I know we can.
Let's be creative.
Quédate quieto.
We haven't even tried
Mrs. Butterworth's.
GLENCLIFF: Hold still.
Aquí vamos.
¡Ah!
[risas]
Or olive oil.
[gruñidos]
Or automatic transmission fluid.
[gruñidos]
[risas]
Or lip gloss.
Lip gloss, you--
[gruñidos]
¡Decir ah!
ERNEST: Moving target.
Moving target.
You can't hit a moving target.
Si, si, si.
Prisa.
Prisa.
Un paso al frente.
Three shots for $1.
[inaudible] for the little girl.
You couldn't hit the
broad side of a barn.
Eh, tú.

Hindi: 
Come on, we can
get this crown off.
I know we can.
Let's be creative.
Hold still.
हमने कोशिश भी नहीं की
Mrs. Butterworth's.
GLENCLIFF: Hold still.
हम वहाँ चलें।
आह।
[हंसते हुए]
Or olive oil.
[grunts]
Or automatic transmission fluid.
[grunts]
[हंसते हुए]
Or lip gloss.
Lip gloss, you--
[grunts]
हा!
ERNEST: Moving target.
Moving target.
You can't hit a moving target.
हाँ हाँ हाँ।
जल्दी कीजिये।
जल्दी कीजिये।
Step right up.
Three shots for $1.
[inaudible] for the little girl.
You couldn't hit the
broad side of a barn.
Hey you.

Filipino: 
Come on, we can
get this crown off.
I know we can.
Let's be creative.
Hold still.
We haven't even tried
Mrs. Butterworth's.
GLENCLIFF: Hold still.
There we go.
Ah
[laughs]
Or olive oil.
[mga ungol]
Or automatic transmission fluid.
[mga ungol]
[laughs]
Or lip gloss.
Lip gloss, you--
[mga ungol]
Ha!
ERNEST: Moving target.
Moving target.
You can't hit a moving target.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hurry.
Hurry.
Step right up.
Three shots for $1.
[inaudible] for the little girl.
You couldn't hit the
broad side of a barn.
Hey you.

Filipino: 
Tumigil.
You got some ID?
I'm Dr. Abner Melon.
I'm here to see Dr.
Radner Glencliff.
He-- he uh-- he wants to buy
this off me for $100,000.
Can you imagine?
Go figure.
Hey, I didn't say
you could pass.
Oh, uh, when dealing with
items of such rare antiquity,
it's best to go
right on through.
Hindi ko alam
nothing about that.
Now blow.
But surely you know
the danger of taking--
I'm done talking with you.
Now, beat it, pipsqueak.
Excuse me, sir,
I couldn't help
but admire that marvelous
uniform you're wearing.
And I was wondering, is
that a Wilson whistle?
[mga ungol]
[laughs]
Ran out of bullets,
didn't you, doc?

Spanish: 
Detener.
You got some ID?
I'm Dr. Abner Melon.
I'm here to see Dr.
Radner Glencliff.
He-- he uh-- he wants to buy
this off me for $100,000.
¿Puedes imaginar?
Imagínate.
Hey, I didn't say
you could pass.
Oh, uh, when dealing with
items of such rare antiquity,
it's best to go
right on through.
No lo sé
nothing about that.
Now blow.
But surely you know
the danger of taking--
I'm done talking with you.
Now, beat it, pipsqueak.
Excuse me, sir,
I couldn't help
but admire that marvelous
uniform you're wearing.
And I was wondering, is
that a Wilson whistle?
[gruñidos]
[risas]
Ran out of bullets,
didn't you, doc?

Hindi: 
रूक जा।
You got some ID?
I'm Dr. Abner Melon.
I'm here to see Dr.
Radner Glencliff.
He-- he uh-- he wants to buy
this off me for $100,000.
Can you imagine?
Go figure.
Hey, I didn't say
you could pass.
Oh, uh, when dealing with
items of such rare antiquity,
it's best to go
right on through.
मुझे नहीं पता
nothing about that.
Now blow.
But surely you know
the danger of taking--
I'm done talking with you.
Now, beat it, pipsqueak.
Excuse me, sir,
I couldn't help
but admire that marvelous
uniform you're wearing.
And I was wondering, is
that a Wilson whistle?
[grunts]
[हंसते हुए]
Ran out of bullets,
didn't you, doc?

English: 
Stop.
You got some ID?
I'm Dr. Abner Melon.
I'm here to see Dr.
Radner Glencliff.
He-- he uh-- he wants to buy
this off me for $100,000.
Can you imagine?
Go figure.
Hey, I didn't say
you could pass.
Oh, uh, when dealing with
items of such rare antiquity,
it's best to go
right on through.
I don't know
nothing about that.
Now blow.
But surely you know
the danger of taking--
I'm done talking with you.
Now, beat it, pipsqueak.
Excuse me, sir,
I couldn't help
but admire that marvelous
uniform you're wearing.
And I was wondering, is
that a Wilson whistle?
[grunts]
[laughs]
Ran out of bullets,
didn't you, doc?

Filipino: 
GLENCLIFF: I'll tear your
head off with my bare hands!
[grunting]
[inhaling]
[gulps]
[choking]
Ow!
Ow!
Old football injury, huh?
[laughs]
Oh no, I'm Bigfoot.
[tugtog ng musika]
Wait a minute!
[laughs]
[mga ungol]
GLENCLIFF: You wrecked my limo,
ruined my cranial bone saw.
ERNEST: You're tearing your rug.
GLENCLIFF: And worst of
all, demolished my mummy.

Hindi: 
GLENCLIFF: I'll tear your
head off with my bare hands!
[grunting]
[inhaling]
[gulps]
[choking]
ओउ!
ओउ!
Old football injury, huh?
[हंसते हुए]
Oh no, I'm Bigfoot.
[संगीत बजाना]
एक मिनट रुकिए!
[हंसते हुए]
[grunts]
GLENCLIFF: You wrecked my limo,
ruined my cranial bone saw.
ERNEST: You're tearing your rug.
GLENCLIFF: And worst of
all, demolished my mummy.

English: 
GLENCLIFF: I'll tear your
head off with my bare hands!
[grunting]
[inhaling]
[gulps]
[choking]
Ow!
Ow!
Old football injury, huh?
[laughs]
Oh no, I'm Bigfoot.
[music playing]
Wait a minute!
[laughs]
[grunts]
GLENCLIFF: You wrecked my limo,
ruined my cranial bone saw.
ERNEST: You're tearing your rug.
GLENCLIFF: And worst of
all, demolished my mummy.

Spanish: 
GLENCLIFF: I'll tear your
head off with my bare hands!
[gruñidos]
[inhaling]
[gulps]
[asfixia]
¡Ay!
¡Ay!
Old football injury, huh?
[risas]
Oh no, I'm Bigfoot.
[Reproduciendo música]
¡Espera un minuto!
[risas]
[gruñidos]
GLENCLIFF: You wrecked my limo,
ruined my cranial bone saw.
ERNEST: You're tearing your rug.
GLENCLIFF: And worst of
all, demolished my mummy.

English: 
Aren't you forgetting
the Hippocratic Oath?
Weren't those axes
outlawed in Geneva?
Hold on, Ernest.
I'm coming.
You dear, sweet man.
What happened?
- He caught me off guard.
- Oh dear.
Tell me, which way to
Dr. Glencliff's office?
It's in the rear
of the building.
But you're not allowed--
Oh, but I think I am.
There we go.
[music playing]
Oh!
I should have
got the crown off
like this in the first place.
Wait a minute.
Has that thing been sterilized?
[grunts]
[screams]
No!
The dog ate my homework!
My foot's asleep!
I've got to go to the bathroom!
I haven't had a vaccination!
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
[groaning]
[thud]
Yes!
[screams]
Ernest, are you OK?

Hindi: 
Aren't you forgetting
the Hippocratic Oath?
Weren't those axes
outlawed in Geneva?
Hold on, Ernest.
मैं आ रहा हूँ।
You dear, sweet man.
क्या हुआ?
- He caught me off guard.
- Oh dear.
Tell me, which way to
Dr. Glencliff's office?
It's in the rear
of the building.
But you're not allowed--
Oh, but I think I am.
हम वहाँ चलें।
[संगीत बजाना]
ओह!
I should have
got the crown off
like this in the first place.
एक मिनट रुकिए।
Has that thing been sterilized?
[grunts]
[screams]
नहीं!
The dog ate my homework!
My foot's asleep!
I've got to go to the bathroom!
I haven't had a vaccination!
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
[कराहना]
[thud]
हाँ!
[screams]
Ernest, are you OK?

Spanish: 
Aren't you forgetting
the Hippocratic Oath?
Weren't those axes
outlawed in Geneva?
Hold on, Ernest.
Ya voy.
You dear, sweet man.
¿Que pasó?
- He caught me off guard.
- Oh querido.
Tell me, which way to
Dr. Glencliff's office?
It's in the rear
of the building.
But you're not allowed--
Oh, but I think I am.
Aquí vamos.
[Reproduciendo música]
Oh!
yo debería
got the crown off
like this in the first place.
Espera un minuto.
Has that thing been sterilized?
[gruñidos]
[screams]
¡No!
The dog ate my homework!
My foot's asleep!
I've got to go to the bathroom!
I haven't had a vaccination!
¡No me mates!
¡No me mates!
¡No me mates!
[gemidos]
[thud]
¡Si!
[screams]
Ernest, are you OK?

Filipino: 
Aren't you forgetting
the Hippocratic Oath?
Weren't those axes
outlawed in Geneva?
Hold on, Ernest.
Papunta na ako.
You dear, sweet man.
Anong nangyari?
- He caught me off guard.
- Oh dear.
Tell me, which way to
Dr. Glencliff's office?
It's in the rear
of the building.
But you're not allowed--
Oh, but I think I am.
There we go.
[tugtog ng musika]
Oh!
I should have
got the crown off
like this in the first place.
Wait a minute.
Has that thing been sterilized?
[mga ungol]
[sigaw]
No!
The dog ate my homework!
My foot's asleep!
I've got to go to the bathroom!
I haven't had a vaccination!
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
[daing]
[thud]
Yes!
[sigaw]
Ernest, are you OK?

Hindi: 
क्या तुम ठीक हो?
[groans]
Oh, whoa.
Well, that Dr.
Glencliff is sure lucky
I didn't use the
Worrell death grip.
अहां।
Look at the crown.
And the jewels!
Just look at it!
अविश्वसनीय!
My theory is true!
हमने कर दिया!
हमने कर दिया!
[हंसते हुए]
Feels good, doesn't it?
अहां।
NAN: Ernest, you take that
crown off this instant
and you give it to my Abner.
You know, you are always
trying to take credit
for something you didn't do.
(AS ELVIS) Nan, cool it, baby.
Although those sapphires
really do bring out your eyes.
[हंसते हुए]
Hey, hunk of burnin' love.
Ernest and I are going
to rewrite history, Nan.
BANDISH: I don't think so.
Her Majesty's Secret Service
is here to return the Jewels
to their rightful home.
The crown, please.
Well, it won't budge.
Believe me, we've all tried.
It won't come off.
Well then, by the laws
of Great Britain, he who
wears the crown shall be kind.
Oh no, no, I don't take
well to responsibility.

Filipino: 
Ayos ka lang ba?
[daing]
Oh, whoa.
Well, that Dr.
Glencliff is sure lucky
I didn't use the
Worrell death grip.
Uh-huh.
Look at the crown.
And the jewels!
Just look at it!
Unbelievable!
My theory is true!
Nagawa natin!
Nagawa natin!
[laughs]
Feels good, doesn't it?
Uh-huh.
NAN: Ernest, you take that
crown off this instant
and you give it to my Abner.
You know, you are always
trying to take credit
for something you didn't do.
(AS ELVIS) Nan, cool it, baby.
Although those sapphires
really do bring out your eyes.
[laughs]
Hey, hunk of burnin' love.
Ernest and I are going
to rewrite history, Nan.
BANDISH: I don't think so.
Her Majesty's Secret Service
is here to return the Jewels
to their rightful home.
The crown, please.
Well, it won't budge.
Believe me, we've all tried.
It won't come off.
Well then, by the laws
of Great Britain, he who
wears the crown shall be kind.
Oh no, no, I don't take
well to responsibility.

Spanish: 
¿Estás bien?
[gemidos]
Oh, whoa.
Well, that Dr.
Glencliff is sure lucky
I didn't use the
Worrell death grip.
UH Huh.
Look at the crown.
And the jewels!
Just look at it!
¡Increíble!
My theory is true!
¡Lo hicimos!
¡Lo hicimos!
[risas]
Feels good, doesn't it?
UH Huh.
NAN: Ernest, you take that
crown off this instant
and you give it to my Abner.
You know, you are always
trying to take credit
for something you didn't do.
(AS ELVIS) Nan, cool it, baby.
Although those sapphires
really do bring out your eyes.
[risas]
Hey, hunk of burnin' love.
Ernest and I are going
to rewrite history, Nan.
BANDISH: I don't think so.
Her Majesty's Secret Service
is here to return the Jewels
to their rightful home.
The crown, please.
Well, it won't budge.
Believe me, we've all tried.
It won't come off.
Well then, by the laws
of Great Britain, he who
wears the crown shall be kind.
Oh no, no, I don't take
well to responsibility.

English: 
Are you all right?
[groans]
Oh, whoa.
Well, that Dr.
Glencliff is sure lucky
I didn't use the
Worrell death grip.
Uh-huh.
Look at the crown.
And the jewels!
Just look at it!
Unbelievable!
My theory is true!
We did it!
We did it!
[laughs]
Feels good, doesn't it?
Uh-huh.
NAN: Ernest, you take that
crown off this instant
and you give it to my Abner.
You know, you are always
trying to take credit
for something you didn't do.
(AS ELVIS) Nan, cool it, baby.
Although those sapphires
really do bring out your eyes.
[laughs]
Hey, hunk of burnin' love.
Ernest and I are going
to rewrite history, Nan.
BANDISH: I don't think so.
Her Majesty's Secret Service
is here to return the Jewels
to their rightful home.
The crown, please.
Well, it won't budge.
Believe me, we've all tried.
It won't come off.
Well then, by the laws
of Great Britain, he who
wears the crown shall be kind.
Oh no, no, I don't take
well to responsibility.

English: 
And besides, I'd-- I'd
have to learn the language.
Know what I mean?
I'm going to miss you, buddy.
Hey, what's that's
on your shirt?
[laughs]
- I hate it when you do that!
- Hey!
Let go of my head!
- Noogie.
No noogies!
Time out!
No time out!
ABNER: King's X then!
ERNEST: No!
No King's X!
Time out, King's X
counts as a scooch!
ABNER: What?
I wasn't scooching!
I was hopping!
ERNEST: You were
scooching and looking
and that counts as a hop!
ABNER: Give me a second!
You said that
counted as a schooch!
[music playing]
[whistle blows]
OK, Vern, I'm going to
explain this one more time.
It's my new movie,
"Ernest Goes to School."
And it's a whole lot of fun.
And here's my locker and--
and the football team,
and cafeteria food.
And Vern, they actually let
me handle some real books.
Vern, have you got
any more chalk?
That's OK.
I'll just use this pen.
See, what we're--
Oh.
Oh, doesn't that sound awful?
It kind of reminds you of this.
[nails on a chalkboard]

Spanish: 
And besides, I'd-- I'd
have to learn the language.
¿Ya tu sabes?
I'm going to miss you, buddy.
Hey, what's that's
on your shirt?
[risas]
- I hate it when you do that!
- ¡Oye!
Let go of my head!
- Noogie.
No noogies!
¡Se acabó el tiempo!
¡No hay tiempo de espera!
ABNER: King's X then!
ERNEST: No!
No King's X!
Time out, King's X
counts as a scooch!
ABNER: What?
I wasn't scooching!
I was hopping!
ERNEST: You were
scooching and looking
and that counts as a hop!
ABNER: Give me a second!
Tu dijiste eso
counted as a schooch!
[Reproduciendo música]
[Falta clara]
OK, Vern, I'm going to
explain this one more time.
It's my new movie,
"Ernest Goes to School."
And it's a whole lot of fun.
And here's my locker and--
and the football team,
and cafeteria food.
And Vern, they actually let
me handle some real books.
Vern, have you got
any more chalk?
Está bien.
I'll just use this pen.
See, what we're--
Oh.
Oh, doesn't that sound awful?
It kind of reminds you of this.
[nails on a chalkboard]

Filipino: 
And besides, I'd-- I'd
have to learn the language.
Know what I mean?
I'm going to miss you, buddy.
Hey, what's that's
on your shirt?
[laughs]
- I hate it when you do that!
- Hoy!
Let go of my head!
- Noogie.
No noogies!
Time out!
No time out!
ABNER: King's X then!
ERNEST: No!
No King's X!
Time out, King's X
counts as a scooch!
ABNER: What?
I wasn't scooching!
I was hopping!
ERNEST: You were
scooching and looking
and that counts as a hop!
ABNER: Give me a second!
You said that
counted as a schooch!
[tugtog ng musika]
[whistle blows]
OK, Vern, I'm going to
explain this one more time.
It's my new movie,
"Ernest Goes to School."
And it's a whole lot of fun.
And here's my locker and--
and the football team,
and cafeteria food.
And Vern, they actually let
me handle some real books.
Vern, have you got
any more chalk?
That's OK.
I'll just use this pen.
See, what we're--
Oh
Oh, doesn't that sound awful?
It kind of reminds you of this.
[nails on a chalkboard]

Hindi: 
And besides, I'd-- I'd
have to learn the language.
Know what I mean?
I'm going to miss you, buddy.
Hey, what's that's
on your shirt?
[हंसते हुए]
- I hate it when you do that!
- Hey!
Let go of my head!
- Noogie.
No noogies!
Time out!
No time out!
ABNER: King's X then!
ERNEST: No!
No King's X!
Time out, King's X
counts as a scooch!
ABNER: What?
I wasn't scooching!
I was hopping!
ERNEST: You were
scooching and looking
and that counts as a hop!
ABNER: Give me a second!
आपने कहा था कि
counted as a schooch!
[संगीत बजाना]
[whistle blows]
OK, Vern, I'm going to
explain this one more time.
It's my new movie,
"Ernest Goes to School."
And it's a whole lot of fun.
And here's my locker and--
and the football team,
and cafeteria food.
And Vern, they actually let
me handle some real books.
Vern, have you got
any more chalk?
That's OK.
I'll just use this pen.
See, what we're--
ओह।
Oh, doesn't that sound awful?
It kind of reminds you of this.
[nails on a chalkboard]

English: 
Know what I mean?
[music playing]

Spanish: 
¿Ya tu sabes?
[Reproduciendo música]

Hindi: 
Know what I mean?
[संगीत बजाना]

Filipino: 
Know what I mean?
[tugtog ng musika]
