This is Action Bronson.
We're now doing a call.
I don't even know what
the fuck this is anymore.
You just, it changes
every fucking time.
A response video to my
Fuck That's Delicious
series.
Let's start
with this one.
Joshua Perez.
Yo, that new song
is fucking fire.
Yeah.
I know, motherfucker.
I know.
That's why I put
it in there.
I told you man.
It's too hot.
Adam fucking Ciraco.
Yeah that was epic.
Them just chilling
in the lab with
all them records.
Word.
Drupp12.
Big fan of action but
I'm not a fan of body
dude acts like
his game is so
smooth when he's
prolly just a virgin.
Man, you know what?
Body, I'm gonna
let you why
don't you respond
to these?
My man if I was a virgin
you wouldn't be here.
Next.
We live out here
Fulton street,
Fulton and Hemlock.
Late nights, this is
where I find myself.
This is the ox
store right here,
this is like my,
this is like my
bedroom right here.
This is where I dress my
self, bathe, count money,
disrespect myself and
others, and
come around and
build and find myself.
Introduce my man,
Yung Yemen.
Hi.
We've got all sorts of
meats, only the best
are right here.
Look if you
spot don't got
the fucking cheeseburgers
right here or
the chicken sandwich with
the cheese, not popping.
All we have was
a fucking stoop and
a sale right here.
And that little
scaling shit up.
We out here.
This
is where my
entrepreneurship started,
right in this
situation man.
Let me tell you
something man,
if you really keeping
it with your people and
you from the hood side,
you've got to fuck with
your corner store man.
This is
the foundation man.
Yo, this is
black daylight.
Yo, big body body Bess
with the extended hug of
the wind dancer at
the pedicure spot.
Absolutely ridiculous.
It's not always about
trying to fuck,
sometimes I'm just trying
to embrace them and
let them know I
appreciate them for
being a woman.
I just wanna just
change your life.
You wanna change my life?
I do.
I wanna move you to
New York, and
just fly you in,
buy you a condo out
in Brownsville.
She has something
about her eyes,
like she has pain
from the past.
That body guy is
fucking unbearable,
coasting off Bronson.
Fam I don't even know
what coasting means so
I'm not even gonna
explain myself, unless it
has something thing to do
with a high speed boat.
Potato Jones fuck Body.
Disclaimer.
This comment was directed
at Potato Jones.
Good day! How you doing?
Yeah, that was original,
son, who taught you that?
It's here.
The nicest store, and
the number one in
East New York!
Your mother's
third husband.
Good day!
What's up?
How you doing?
It's here!
The nicest store,
and the number one
in East New York!
Hey!
You need to stop doing
crack, bro.
Yo, that's my lawyer.
That's my lawyer.
Look at my face!
That's some crispy!
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the store!
3379!
Number
one in East New York!
Fuck all this shit.
What have you,
what have you learned
in our travels.
Like, let me hit
that first though.
What have you learned
in our travels of
going all these
places and seeing
all these things that
you've never seen before?
My favorite shit
honestly was going up to
the Heights though.
That's the realest,
best shit ever because
that's the true shit.
This is the real uptown
style over here.
We come through,
get the piff.
Wow, wow, woo, woo,
now we gonna eat.
Mm.
Got two sandwiches.
Uptown in general is
the foundation of all
civilization.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's where life
was created, on 183rd and
Broadway.
First time I ever
had escargot was on
a Royal Caribbean
cruise in '01.
Give my man right here.
Guys.
Street Fighter Two.
How many sex crimes have
you been charged with?
On this entire journey
that we went on, eight
episodes, what was the
best thing that you ate.
Swedish pussy.
Get my legal council
over here.
Tell them about
your story Bobby,
tell them where
you're from.
I'm from the Dominican
Republic man.
And what else you do?
Now I like smokin' weed.
I came in a boat.
I came in a boat.
Least they,
they brought him ba-
I owe you two Corona.
No problem?
Don't disrespect!
You have to pay!
Yeah, I have to pay!
What he's trying
to say is that he
studied as a masseuse
on Rikers Island.
Yeah.
And that, yeah,
he use to be a masseuse.
I like Rikers Island
because I like black men.
He likes black men,
and what else.
Because black men
are beautiful.
Oh my God!
We're going to the,
to the phone store,
or the chicken spot?
Chicken store he want
to see that, man.
How you been?
Yo.
Show em son.
Show em how we got
mother fucking man on
the fucking menu son.
First rapper ever have
his name on the fucking
Crown Fried menu.
Here's that home
town love man.
You can't buy this
type of love.
You're not popping!
