*wapish!*
Top of the morning to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye!
And welcome to a game called: Steep
I have a-I have people inside of me!
Get out of me!
Ya fuckers!
I'm trying to do a video here!
Everyone all inside of me all the time
So this is a- this is an all winter sports kinda game
Well you can ski, you can snowboard
and you can base jump and wing suit and parachute
and all these different types of things
at anytime!
uh a lot of you have probably played this already
cause a beta came out a while ago
And I didn't get a chance to play the beta cause I wasn't even in Ireland
at the time it came out
And when I came back it finished two days right before that
So I was sad cause I wanted to try it out!
And I think-
I can actually chance time of day
There we go! Give me some fricken sunlight bro!
So I don't know what to do-
first
Umm
Actually! No not fuckin' agh!
I don't want to do that, I want to go back to my player
You know what we can do, so you can just go into shift and you can skii
snowboard or wing suit, right now I can't really-
*laughing*
I didn't know that happened!
Heh! *continues laughing*
Oh god! I thought he was just gonna start running up the hill
I was going to say, okay let's run up the hill and base jump off that
And then he just planted himself in the ground
Oh my god that was amazing, that was the best!
*spitting noise*
*laughing*
Right! Okay, hey dude!
How's it going?
I-I'm going up here! I actually
Maybe I should snowboard down this
How steep are you?
Aha! Game title, right
I wanna snowboard down this
Don't worry! I will wing suit sooner or later cause that's my favourite thing to do in the game
So you can do this at any moment!
And then there's a bunch of different peaks that you can go to
And just go into your little map
And just go off of any of the peaks!
And that's basically all the game is!
It's a bunch of challenges and levels, and it's fucking awesome!
It's actually really fun to play!
I haven't played a decent snowboarding game since; SSX Tricky
Oh! Sick twirls bro!
I'm gonna fucking wipe out on one of these rocks!
Blegh! Fuck ow! Oh my ankles! My knees! Everything!
Don't worry! Imma get up, I'm fine!
I love that you see the trail of snow,
as well, I  love it when games do that! I love making tracks in snow
Annd
Heugh!
Sick!
Heugh!
Epic!
Agh, god- I need to do cooler things
Okay..
It's time to wing- *starts stuttering*
*laughing*
I was going to say it's time to wing suit
but the initial..
The initial push
He just goes *spitting noise*
I don't think- I think I'm supposed to do that on a parachute?
I'm not sure- I don't know what the- I don't know why you put me in a wing suit
but okay let's just fucking wing suit
There we go! That's what I was supposed to do!
Oh god we're getting very close to this ground
Niice!
The closer to the ground, the more I can feel the adrenalin in me!
The more I can feel my- BALLS!
Deh! The more I can feel my balls! *chuckles*
I'm not very good at this game
Let's do an actual thing
umm
Play this challenge..
Have I done this? I don't know if I've done these
Some of them I have and some of them I havn't
I don't think have
Oh this is a jump one! I actually have to do tricks!
I know how to do this! Shut up leave me alone!
I did this already!
Imma fucking do it again too, watch!
Watch!
Heuh!
Sickness!
Best tricks!
Woo! Yeah! That guy's better than me, I don't like it
Why is that guy better than me?
Oh you may fucking think you are bro, but have you SEEN
THE SICKNESS, OF THE TRICKNESS?!
That I can do?!
That was a shit one!
Did I do good?
New personal best!
Woo!
Suck on that!
Where're you goin'?
Come back here!
Right
I need to- I need to go somewhere else
I need to do one that I haven't done!
Please, ooh!
These ones are new!
It's night time!
Am I going down here?
Ohh shite balls
This is not where I'm, supposed to go! Dude Imma gonna die up here!
The fuck you doing to me?
I don- no that wasn't it!
Where was I supposed to go from there?!
I don't know! Now I'm scared and alone and it's dark!
The wolves are gonna come out and eat me like Liam Neeson!
Okay maybe I just go through this
Ahh!
Oh mother of god!
Dude I'm gonna fucking pass out!
Heuh!
Geugh! Fuck!
Bleh! Ge-bleh! Ahh! My fucking ankles!
Why do I start all the way up here in the fucking Himalayas?
Kentabus you better get out of my fucking way!
Cause Imma kenta-fuck-you in the face in a minute!
AGH!! FUCK!
*painful grunting noises*
Just get up! Just get up and go!
This is a great start to the race!
I'm going so fast!
Okay you know what? Fuck the snowboard! We're doing this on skiis!
I love me skiis!
Pizza and French fries! Pizza, French fries!
Okay get up! I can't get up the frickin' hill in these!
Alrighty I'm ready for you game!
I am ready!
To get steep!
Out of my way fuckos!
It's Jackaboy time!
Oh get ready for it!
WOOO!
That was awesome dude!
Nice!
Okay I got this this time!
I got this!
You almost have legs of-
steel! To be able to do this!
To keep that composure!
I can't-I can't do it very well on skis
I can't turn very quickly
Here we go!
Here we go! Get that fucking speed!
Feel the wind in your..arms!
Oh god, oh god, I can't- I can't even see
ohh
I'm going backwards! Why am I going backwards?!
I did not ask for this!
AGH!!
I- I feel like I'm doing it but very, very, fucking poorly
Mmh SPEED!
Come on
Can I catch up again? Mind those trees though!
There's a lot of trees, and I don't want them to meet your face!
That's next week!
Oh Christ!
Yeah skis are supposed to go left, right, left, right. Not straight down!
*uneasy shouting*
fuckin- Stop going backwards ya bastard!
WHY?!
yea-okay!
Thi- This is happening! Can we turn it around?
heheh!
Backwards is not good!
That's not the orientation I was born in!
Or was I?
eh
I probably came out arse first
It would explain a lot
And fucking gold medal!
Wh-who else got gold medals going backwards?!
You? You?
There's nobody in here, I don't know who I'm talking to
That was awesome!
Heh heh!
Okay! Can I- can I get back to snowboarding?
Cause I like that a lot more. Ahh
Do I have a drone?
Is- is that drone recording me? Am I Casey Neistat?
Alright.
Red Bull's watching me
I know they say it gives you wings
But Imma NEED them to get down this mountain
Here we go..be
the board.. where am I going?
Oh score the most!
Well I didn't know that! I thought I just had to- okay!
Okay! Imma do it Red Bull!
You're gonna be so impressed with my skillz with a 'z'!
Right, okay okay okay, hit this
WOO! THAT WAS FUCKING AWFUL!
BLAHG! FUCKING TREE!
Okay!
Let's try that again!
Yes!
Ohh
That was shitty
'Kay we gotta get some fucking speed going!
Breheh!
Yehes!
That was sexness!
Good god! Tress! Trees! Where the fuck am I going?
I'm not getting any speed! Not getting any fucking ramps!
Red Bull are watching me, and they have deemed my skills-
NOTHING!
Oh yes!
Oh I'm feeling it!
I'm feeling it in several bones!
WAOO!
OOH!!
That was cool!
Have I gotten gold yet?
Of course I fucking have!
I got gold all the time!
Whoop-ya-bya!
Ah don't you fear, little boy!
NICE!
That was really cool!
HOH!
Like everyone's cheering!
Wh-Where's everyone cheering from?
I can't- Hello?
I'm all alone
I can do better
I know I can
I know I can do better!
AGHH!
Don't look mommy! I'm a real sports hero!
I unlocked a new point!
What's up here?
*text read in game*
Who's talking?
Imma just skip you cause you're fucking weirding me out
Okay, where-where am I going, from here?
Is there supposed to be a challenger up here somewhere?
Hello? I'm looking for fucks to give
Has anybody seen them?
Get out!
Dude!
Get out of my face with your fucking snowboard!
Ah, see? You don't have to snowboard everywhere! You can just hike!
And have yourself a fun little time up in the mountains all alone!
Ohh!
There's like a finish line thing down here
I actually don't know what that is- what are you doing?!
What is- I don't know this game well enough yet!
There's something down there. Should I- should I just go for it?
Let's fucking do it bro, see you later suckers!
That dude was level thirteen, I'm only level four
And I'm doing awesome so he must be doing extra awesome!
Woah I thought I had a trick going!
I guess no. Don't die!
Don't die!
It's always a great day!
In snowboarding land-
when you don't die!
Okay okay, easy, easy does her!
I don't know where we're going, but we're gonna find out! Ohh
Ohh!
Go!
OHH! Oh god! Oh what did I do? Oh fences!
FUCK!
OWW!
Ah! Right through the tower! There's a bunch of them!
Okay! Oh god, how, how, how? Trees! Trees! Lots of trees! Lots of- oh fuck!
We can make it, make it, make it! YEAAH!
That was awesome! I wanna fucking wing suit thorough that one! Can I?
Hup!
Nice!
What am I doing next? Right through the rock!
You don't right through rocks! You right over them!
Ohh this one you right through
*gibberish shouting*
AGH! Does that count?
*chuckling* ow
Aw man now I can't go back up!
Also one of the downsides of snowboarding- well I can
Now I have to hike all the way back up! This is lame!
Thi-this does not give me the sense of speed that I want! It's like-
Yeah! Flying through rocks and tunnels and everything and that! And then it's like-
Eh...eh!
Eh- Imma getcha!
Imma do it!
Imma-
Imma-
Imma do it!
Watch me!.. W-watch me do!
Eh!
OOH!
YEAH! So speedy!
Jump above big rock, okay!
WOO!
uh
Who are you?
*mockery* Yeah, okay, that pretty cool! Good for you
Heugh!
Sick!
nic-ow!
*chuckles*
'Kay we got a parachute race!
This-These are fun
I gotta balance out..
my-my lift
with my forward trajectory!
This mother fucker thinking that he can beat me
Where do you think you're going breh?
Following the line?
Ha!
Only idiots follow the line!
Is it- am I supposed to follow the line?
I feel like maybe, ohh
Please don't tell me I can get tangled in trees!
Cause that would be really bad for me! *chuckles*
I got this!
I guess, this is fine
This is easy! Okay I can't really
Okay, okay!
Very close to mountain side, mountain top!
That dude is so much faster than me! I don-!
-like it!
Oh maybe following the line is where you get the most lift
Ohh that would make sense!
But also, fuck you!
Cause all I wanna do is flyy baby!
Oh that is how that do!
Oh I'm an idiot!
That's how I get the most speed! Ohho!
Okay!
Sorry bro
I thought you were being a bit silly!
But really you're actually just doing this exactly like you're supposed to..fuck
I'm bad at this man!
I think I can just go for the end
I don't need your- your fucking boost
Imma go- I have to beat that other dude!
He's fucking laughing at me!
Thinks he's the best!
I'm going waay slower than I was before
Noo! I almost got my gold!
Lesson of the day is; always follow the line it's there for a frickin reason!
But I think I'm above the law
What?! I don't even get a silver medal?!
New personal- I didn't even get a bronze medal!
*tsk*
Man, parachuting's not my gig
Okay
Free style jumps
Five-hundred points, score to beat, okay
Okay I can do this
I can do this
You guys suck
You guys suck!
Suck my ass!
Oh god! I-I-I landed a bit too far!
Dude!
I crushed it!
on that one
Oh nailing it!
OHH Almost fucked it up!
Ya thought I messed it up didn't ya?
I'm even skipping that jump because I don't fucking need it watch!
WAOO!
Yes!
What's that? Gold medal?
Screw everybody else!
Screw everybody else! I'm the best! I'm the one who deserves credit!
Best snowboarder the world has ever seen!
Suck my nuts!
I'm da best!
H-How well did I do? How well did I do? Best?
I know I may sound cocky and arrogant but it's only cause my snowboarding skills are way better than yours
*yelling*
Oh yes
Oh yes!
I'm in a hot air balloon!
Oh-ho yes!
Out we go!
Woo!- Shut up talking to me! I'm in my fucking zone right now!
Did I- Did I?
Did- Oh god! It didn't fucking *tsk* I was holding 'S'
but it wasn't registering, because the menu poped up
How about you shut up and I have fun on my own because I don't care about you and I'm..
..awesome
Here we go
Here we go!
Yes!
Not really going to follow this line either unless that actually gives me a speed boost too. Does it?
Does that give me a speed boost?
I don't know, it doesn't feel like it's giving me a speed boost
Why are you guys ahead of me?!
I should be way ahead!
Because..
Oh now I'm ahead! No I'm not god damn it
Really?!
Gold is already almost off the table?
Ohh shit
GAH! FUCK!
You don't put a finish line in a rocks!
They don't seem to be following the line and they're going way faster than I am
Okay, okay, gotta make it to the finish line
Gotta make it to the finish line!
Last time I didn't even make it to the end so this time, tha-that's my goal. To actually finish the fricken race
Okay, drop, drop, drop, not so fast
Not so fast!
Not so-
Yes!
Oh gold medal! I just got in there!
Doesn't matter that I'm dead and..lying in the snow *laughs*
Let's do this!
It's just a bunch of challenges all over the place
250 points to beat. Wh-What am I actually doing?
Score the most
okay
Hep-hup I- I did it *chuckles*
Wait there's no jumps or anything do I have to make my own jumps?
ohh-hup
Ohh god that's only eighty-five
Agh god!
Okay this is going to be a hard one to do
Yes!
It's not the big scorer like before on the other one
The other one was like, "Woah points! Points! Poi-"
oh there..was a thing right there
Okay so there are ramps every now and then
That I can go on if I want
I just need to find them
Where am I?
Where am- Ohh were coming very hard into some frickin trees
Ohh god!
OHH god!
OHH
GOD!
*screech*
Fuck!
This is too much! Ow! Oh! Crunch
I still almost have the gold medal though and I haven't even done any tricks
How? I'm getting points for doing nothin'
Of course, they're just giving me points cause they're like, you know what?
"he's gonna win anyway"
that was pretty cool! *chuckles*
Ow!
Ow!
I'm almost there! Two- less than 200 points to go! We can do this! I got this!
There we go, did I do it? Am I da best?
Ca- Am I the best yet? Common just tell me I'm the best
I'm gonna do it on this, this is where I get all my points
I mean I did it, I have gold but,*chuckle*, that was lame!
I wanna do much better tricks!
Oh 'kay
Heuh!
That was a..decent one
at least I didn't fall off and break my ass this time
Oh common I pressed the fuckin buttons!
I did it but..
Okay, last challenge of the day!
Salamon... challenge
Score to beat seven minutes?
Did that really just say "seven minutes"?
Reach the finish line, oh god this is gonna be a fuckin-
...long one   *laughs*
Okay try that again, sir
If you frickin can
Okay, it's just saying "reach the finish line" It's not really giving you a rout or anything
it's just like "hey, reach the finish line what ever freaking way you want man!"
Oh how did I dodge those trees? I couldn't even see where I was!
Okay I can do this
Waoh! And I can fucking look great as I do it
Ha ha ha!
If you pull too many 'G's you fuck yourself up
So don't do that!
Awe yeah this is awesome!
God! I've never been snowboarding or skiing in real life, but I'd always like to try it
It looks super cool!
I imagin it's really frickin hard though!
Like most extreme sports
Dude that was pretty sick!
That was- That's pretty nice!
I like that!
This finish line looks like its a lot closer than it is but it's not!
And so I keep going in a straight line instead of getting some speed going!
Niice! You hear the woosh of the trees?
Ohh it's time to woosher!
It's time to woosher!!
Gee!
Nope!
Where am I? I'm passing a bunch of runes!
heugh!
eugh!
ehh!
I'm not gonna make it!
Agh I made it! Ohh Jesus!
'Kay I need to- I need to stay on the top of the hill!
I need my speed!
It's five minutes for the gold
And I feel like I'm doing pretty well! I feel like I got this gold in the bag!
*quiet* oh yes
Get your gold bag ready!
Ma!
Oh shit! Shit!
And the really annoying part is that I can't control the camera as I'm snowboarding
And you can only control the camera when you're stopped
Which gets really-
annoying! Ow! I had to hit right into the fucking tree didn't I?
Oh god the finish line is miles away!
Don't hit the tree!
AGH!
Oh! God! Ow! Crunch
Crunch and smush! I can still do it!
If you just stop and get back up on your board!
There you go!
I like how you have like several broken bones but he just stays going anyways!
What a fuckin trooper!
*quietly* oh god, oh god, oh god
It's fast! Oh it's so fast!
Oh it's awesome!
WAAOOH!
OW! OH!
Nipped me right at the end but that was so fucking cool!
Common I want to turn the camera, I need to see where the fucking finish line is!
See I could've just been going down hill all this time!
But instead I tried to follow like a straight line to the finish line
Which is not the best idea
Cause that's cost me several minutes
When the finish line was down hill all this time. This is cool!
Yeah!!
This feels awesome!
It controls really well, the whole game
It gets- It's very arcadey . It's kinda like a "SSX" kinda thing
Which, "SSX Tricky", like best snowboarding game ever!
That or "Cool Boarders 2". I love that game too
Ahh gold is out of reach!
At this rate I'm not even going to get bronze
Common!
Common! I know I don't have the speed and you're gonna have to shimmy shame
but by jaysus if you love me, you'll do it for me!
Yeah!
Man I wasn't far off the gold!
Ho yes!
Umm how about no?
I don't see you up here
fucking breaking all your bones!
No! It's me! It's Jack that's up here, sacrificing himself, for the greater good!
Oh 'kay
Stop! Stop! Slow, slow!
Okay!
Well I'm going to leave this video of "Steep" here!
Such a fun game!
I mean, I-I think I'd get board of it pretty quick
Because it's just challenger after challenge after challenge after challenge
And there's nothing really else to it
But that the type, it's a sports game so
They're not usually my type of thing, but it's been so long since I played a good snowboarding game
And the fact that is has wing suits in it as well
Just kinda keeps things fresh
And I'm not into the skiing!
I mean- I like the trail in the snow as well, that's so awesome
I'm not really into the skiing because, I-I'm more of a snowboarder dude
And I don't really see the benefit of skis over snowboards
Umm
I mean, I'm sure there is for the game's sake, but for me I'm not really seeing it
but anyway!
Thank you guys, So much for watching this video! If you liked it!
Punch that like button in the face!
Like a BOSS!
And, highfives all around!
Wapish! Wapish!
But thank you guys! And I will see all you dudes!
In the next video!
[Outro music plays]
One of these days I'm gonna high five so hard the head phones are gonna fall off my face
