Hi, I'm Bulbasaur!
And I'm Squirtle!
And this is Pokemon- What the f*ck happened to the floor? *Groans* we change studios again Squirtle
I feel like you should have a grasp of this by now. No something's definitely different this time
Hmm *gasp*!, I know! We're not even on the floor at all! we're on a desk Wow, you're actually right!
What an upgrade!
Heck yeah! Oh and look here! A bulletin board background
Now I can finally post notices of my missing cat. You have a cat? No why do you think he's missing?
I don't know what I expected there. There we go. Now everyone will know when we can get this sorted out as soon as possible
You're absurd Squirtle
But anyways,today on Pokemon talk with a very special guest
This guest is one of the new mythical Pokemon from Alola and plays a big part in the newest Pokemon movie
Everyone please give a warm welcome to: Marshadow!
Hi guys! Thanks for having me. Oh this is perfect! Do you want to be my cat?
Um... N-No, I-I don't
I'm-I'm not even a cat.
Oh very funny. Of course you are! You clearly have the ears. I can assure you these look a lot less like ears when animated
Oh, um Marshadow see ah sorry, but here on Pokemon talk
We try to keep from breaking the fourth wall, so if you wouldn't mind doing the same. We would really appreciate it.
What!? Man, I see every episode of your show and you guys have shattered the fourth wall more times and ash is ignored tight match ups. OK it happens sometimes.
But let's not get crazy- It happens all the time. Well-OK I get it! Marshadow, you still haven't answered my question:
Will you be my cat or not? Uh, first off I did answer your question. I said no
Oh yeah, you did say that didn't you. And secondly as I also already said, I am NOT a cat
Well if you're not a cat, then what are you?
Squirtle c'mon. You don't need to grill him like this. Anyone who would turn down an offer to be my cat must have an
Extremely good reason why and I simply want to hear his. Well, I-I suppose I'm a creature of the shadows
Ok so that explains the shadow part of your name, but what about the marsh part? What does that signify? It's, uhh
Well
Actually, I'm not really sure. What, do you live in swampy areas? Those are often called marshes. No
I I don't live in swamps. Oh I've got it. It's from
Marshmallow,  you're the shadowy marshmallow Pokemon. Wha-wha?
W-what!? Yep, that's definitely it! no other possible explanation. That's not true. Don't worry Marshadow
I know there's plenty of other things that Marsh could mean like
Wait dude, are you okay?
March! Huh? Your name the SH belongs to shadow meaning the first part is just Mar and since you're not water type
I don't think it's signifying the Spanish word for the ocean. Wow we sure don't use a lot of Spanish on this show! Estoy aprendiendo!
But in the end though, but instead it's just part of a word
And I think the full word is March. March like the months or March like what school bands do? When is your birthday?
November? Then what the bands do. Oh.
But why would I have anything to do with marching?
Ohhh I can't believe I never noticed this before
Marshadow is clearly based on night marchers, the ghosts of ancient Hawaiian warriors who on special occasions will march to past
Battlegrounds or other sacred sites. Wow that actually seems pretty accurate. How did you know that squirtle?
Oh, you know me I am an entire encyclopedias with a Pokemon knowledge stored all in my head. Uh-huh and let me guess
It's called Squirtlepedia. Bulbapedia actually. Wow really? Well I'm-I'm flattered Squirtle-
I didn't pick the name. Wow! That's actually really cool! Way better than being a marshmallow. Thanks guys!
You're welcome Marshadow. Now about my proposal. Ugh, no. I'm not gonna be your freaking cat
Dude, you just proved yourself that I'm not even a cat!
Seriously Squirtle even if Marshadow was a cat, there's no way any Pokemon would ever volunteer to be-excuse me
I heard you were looking for a cat. I saw the online list and wanted to apply
Fantastic, I just like to ask you a few questions first. Of course as soon as I say something will never happen it happens
No one will ever give me a billion dollars
No, duh, Bulbasaur now stop shouting while I'm interviewing applicants. So tell me sir, how often does your litter box require changing uh?
I'd say once every few hours every few hours.
Every few hours?
Is that not normal? Well mine gets changed about twice a week
It's what a friend's telling me because I-I don't use a litter box obviously
Because I'm not a cat. Well if it helps, I can change you myself. You got a deal
I'll see you when I get home. Be sure to prepare several viral videos where these shenanigans by the time I arrive. You got it!
Well, Marshshadow figured out his origin and Squirtle got his cat so it looks like everything worked out all right
Aw but Bulbasaur, you didn't get what you wanted. Oh, that's all right the billion dollars thing was mostly a joke
No
Not that! For me to get a mega evolution then. Ahaha no that one's never going to happen
What I mean is for us to stop breaking the fourth wall. Oh we can do that for him
We can totally make it to the end of the episode without doing it again. Yeah for sure. Oh well
That's really nice of you guys. Thank you. No problem Bulba-
Oh come on!
