Am I loading in for you?
Good?
If you get far enough away it
actually hides nametags too.
It's not as evil, but...
🎵Song: ['Song Of Storms' from The Legend Of Zelda]🎵
I have to talk to someone first.
Ryan, Jakkuba,
Oh, hey Jakkuba.
It's good to see you guys!
You look cute, always
all the time, Jakkuba.
Always so cute.
And Ryan...
Loving the avatar!
It came out well!
I remember when you
showed it on Twitter!
It looks amazing!
Anywho,
I've got a...
massive issue.
That I need to
talk with you both about.
Um, as my comrades.
As we've faced many
titans together.
And just everything out of the abnormal.
We need to do something
about this 'Poi' stuff.
❝Create joy with poi!❞
❝Join the poi army today!❞
"Create joy with poi."
They're making a mockery!
A positivity!
Now, what we're gonna do...
We're gonna
hunt down Jackie, alright?
We're gonna hunt down-
We already have
fifty members.
Alright, we're gonna
hunt down Jackie.
Awww yeah!
[🎵Music: ['At Doom's Gate' by Mick Gordon]🎵]
[KuriGames]:
[off-screen] Awww man,
I'm feeling hyped now!
Okay, get ready.
Everyone, hide over there.
Hide over there.
You do, huh?
Uh huh.
That's actually
incredible.
No no, keep your eyes
focused on me.
Keep your eyes
focused on me, Jackie.
Now,
I just wanna let
you know something.
Um, Dubdub, can I
see that flag one more time?
Please?
"Create joy with poi."
You know how incredibly
mad I am right now?
But... What's wrong with poi?
There's a lot of things
wrong with poi, my friend.
I'm tired of hearing it!
Oh...
So...
So I would like you 
to turn around and meet
all of my friends who aren't
really interested in poi.
[Jackie]:
OH GOD!!
[KuriGames]:
GET HIM!!!
Enemy Hit!               [+30]
Enemy Hit!                 [+30]
Assist! (+15 others) [+30]
Assist! (+15 others) [+30]
[very severe shrieks of torture]
[screams in poi]
[screams of pain]
[intense screams of excruciating pain]
[mortifying howls of unending agony]
[less intense groans of fate-accepting agony]
[sadists laughing in the background]
[less intense groans of fate-accepting agony]
[dying cries]
[desperate cries for help]
[more screams of pain]
What did we learn, Jackie?!
What did we learn, Jackie!
Okay that's enough.
That's enough.
Tbag.
I just hope he doesn't
have any neighbours.
Wait, I can tbag him!
[internal screams of regret]
[internal screaming]
Okay, alright.
Alright, let him go.
Let him go.
So, Jackie!
What have we learnt about poi?
What have we learned
about poi, Jackie?
I will never betray my clan!
The poi army will
never fall, I don't know.
Well, the flag better
be removed!
Otherwise my friends
are gonna have round 2!
I see Jackie hasn't learned,
ladies and gentlemen.
What should we do about this?
We gotta beat him up.
I vote for round two!
ALRIGHT, BEAT HIM AGAIN!
BEAT HIM AGAIN!
BEAT HIM AGAIN!
[continued screams of endless agony]
[screaming]
What have we learned, Jackie!
What have we learned?!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry...!
Alright that's enough.
That's enough.
That's enough.
That's enough.
Lift it up.
Nice job.
Hold your menu underneath it.
Look, what?!
Oh, no way!
Oh, that's so cool!
Aww yeah,
give me the candies.
I guess showcase
everything to Ryan?
Oh yes.
I will.
Take a seat.
Get some popcorn.
Oh man,
Hold on a minute,
now I wanna break down a boulder!
Can you hear that?
Wait, no no no,
 we gotta get him to play it!
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god, dude.
I wanna grab that sword.
Please.
That is way too cool.
Woop!
No.
Wait, what's-
Oh man, are you guys battling?
[🎵Outro Music: ['Linked [NCS Release]' by Jim Yosef & Anna Yvette]🎵]
