Bird: Really?
Are you really gonna go through with this?
Binh: Well, Yeah, it’s been over two years and
I thought it is time to make an update about it
Bird: I don’t know, you are going to piss
off a lot of fans if you do this.
And if I remember correctly, you almost got
killed.
Binh: Yeah, hard to believe some of those
fans are more highly skilled than I thought.
Hey Bone Head!
Bone: Yah?
Binh: Did you install the upgraded defense
systems?
Bone: Yep, all that’s left is the turn them
on.
Are you sure this is enough to push back the
angry mob?
They might have something sneaky up
in their sleeves.
Binh: Hey, highly trained gun men were one
thing, but I highly doubt that they would
bring something like a missile or two.
Bone: Well, alright then.
Did you at least have something to defend yourself?
Binh: Yep, and I did some tweeks too.
Though I don't know if I assembled it correctly.
Bone: Okay then,
I'll turn on the defenses.
Bird: Well I guess I could check the internet comments.
Binh: Alright then.
Hello everyone and welcome to my Online Pokémon Talk.
Hello?
Bone: Hey um, the angry mob is here.
Binh: Already? Wow.
Pokémon fans sure move faster than I
thought.
Bone: Yeah, well, finish the video before
the angry mob break through the defenses.
Binh: Alright then.
Hey how are the comments?
Already hundreds of hateful comments.
Well just as I expect.
Well I'll call you back when I'm done with the video. Okay bye.
Alright.
As you can see, after all the girls Ash Ketchum
befriended, Serena has to be the best choice
for him.
She has history with him, in love with him,
developed her character in an interesting
way, shows concern for him, and interacted
with him to further strengthen their bond.
As you can see, many fans wanted the pairing
of Ash and Serena, also known as Amourshipping,
to officially become canon.
But I would like to say…
F*** THAT S**T!
It’s never going to be canon.
None of the pairings is going to be canon.
It’s a kid’s show, they never allow romance.
Not to mention on how Ash is so dense.
I mean, look at this scene.
Ash does not realized that he is having a
date when he doesn’t even know what it is.
He just treated as two normal friends going
shopping for stuff.
It’s so cringy!
Also, I can see from a mile away that this
is not a confession on love.
“It’s a fake out.”
“Totally a fake out.”
“Well no s**t.”
And here’s this scene.
You think Ash said that because he is starting
to like her.
But he is just saying that because she is
his companion and they’re always first priority.
If Serena and her love rival are boys, then
the response would still be the same.
And besides, since Sun and Moon has been announced,
that means Ash is going to the Alola Region
while leaving Serena behind as she suffers
the pain of friend zone, and then decided to pursue
her dream on her own.
That’s basically how it happened to all
other girls.
And Boys!
So I’m sorry guys.
You may support it, dream it, right fanfics,
draw fan arts, deny the facts, show possible
evidences, and send hateful comments, but
Amourshipping will never come true.
I mean, have you seen any romantic pairings
becoming canon for other major characters?
In anime, manga, and video game?
No!
Of course Not!
It’ll never be canon!
It’s frustrating, even for me!
I’m sorry, but you’ll have accept the
fact that the ship will never be canon.
It'll only exist through fan-fiction.
If at the end of the XY series Ash did not
officially pair up with Serena, then you’ll
have to move on.
Unless you’re these kind of people then
you’ll need help.
Well, this has been my Pokemon Talk and have
a great day.
(phone ring)
Binh: Hello?
Bone: THIS IS NOT A GREAT DAY!
THIS IS TOTALLY NOT A GREAT DAY!
Binh: Whoa!
Whoa!
What just happened?
Bone: They got missiles!
They used it to destroy the security defenses!
Now they broke through and entered the house.
I’m outta here!
Binh: What, hey! hello?
Hey how are you doing right now?
Bird: Why are you asking that when I am being
abducted and probably being sent to a Trump
convention you idiot!?!
Binh: What?
Why would they do that?
Bird: I don’t know.
Maybe the fact that I am a bald eagle and
they are the national bird of America!
Oh s**t!
They’re dumbing me at a truck!
Binh: Uh, hello!
OH S**T!
(Doesn't this look familiar?)
