- Wow, having a lawnmower race
out here was a great idea.
- Roach, will you get over here?
The race is about to start.
- One second, I'm just throwing
some meat on the grill.
(screaming)
- Tanner, where's your mower?
- Not to worry, just got
it shipped from Amazon.
Should be right here in this box.
Aha, see you, losers.
- He's scooting away, get him!
(upbeat music)
(gun firing)
- (laughs) Meow.
- Think fast, meow.
(guns firing)
- Back to the chopper, meow.
- What the hell was that?
- Some sort of murderous
kitten helicopter.
(upbeat rock music)
- That was great, meow.
- We're definitely gonna
win the battle royale, meow.
- What's wrong, meow?
- (sighs) Nothing.
Sometimes I wonder (meows)
if there was more to life
than just flying around
in this helicopter (meows)
and murdering defaults.
- Hey, you cheer up right meow, okay?
- I don't know, sometimes I feel
like I just enjoy the simpler things.
Some yarn, a nice cardboard box.
(meows)
- Well, there'll be plenty of time
for that once we kill
everyone on the island, meow.
(laughs)
(wall crashing)
- All right, there's gotta be something
in this house that'll help
us kill those stupid cats.
- Hey, what about this umbrella?
I can block their bullets and then boom,
impale those evil kitties.
- I like it.
- We're gonna get destroyed
if we just attack a
fully armored helicopter
with an umbrella and some common weapons.
We need to think outside the box.
- That's it, box.
Tanner, do you still have
the box from your scooter?
- If it fits, Roach sits.
You're dead now, cats.
(rock music)
- All right, meow, let's keep
an eye out for more enemies.
See any down there, meowsels?
- Yeah, there's a bunch of
soccer skins just west of us.
- Drop down, meow.
What the hell, meow?
You said there were enemies down here.
All I see is a stupid box, meow.
- Well, I like the box, okay, meow?
I'm keeping it.
I'll finally feel like a real cat meow.
- Want some yarn with that box, kitty?
- Oh, god, meow, it's those
defaults we came across earlier.
- (scoffs) Come on, meow.
You think these dumb ass
defaults can beat us?
(groans)
(umbrella thumping)
- He's dead, okay, you
can quit stabbing him.
- Just wanna make sure he
doesn't have nine lives.
- [Anya] That one's getting away.
- Not so fast, you furry.
- Dude, you don't know how
to fly one of these things.
- (scoffs) How hard can it,
oh, my god, I'm gonna die.
(gun firing)
- He's got the high ground on us.
- Damn it, if only we all weren't
total garbage at building.
- Nothing will save you meow, defaults.
(helicopter crashes)
(cat screams)
- Would you look at that?
Turns out I actually
did know how to fly it.
- Technically you just
flew around in a panic
until you coincidentally crashed
into our enemy, but sure.
- Solid work, Roach.
But I still don't know if that chopper
would hold up against my scooter.
(engine revving)
(upbeat rock music)
