(dramatic action music)
(squish)
(ding)
(rock music)
- Yo Mama!
Yo mama so fat
when the Flash tried to run around her
he died before he could even get halfway!
- Run, Barry, run!
You're the fastest man alive.
(electric noises)
- Flash.
Flash, come in!
Are you still picking
up those chicken wings?
Flash?
Flash!
Nooooooooooooooooo!!
I'm hungry!
I'm Batman.
- [Brody] Yo mama so short
she became Ant-Man's sidekick.
Hey, come back here!
Where you goin'?
I just wanna stomp on ya.
(dramatic music)
(buzzing)
Ah!
(ding)
How is this happening?!
(crashing)
Yo mama so stupid
when she heard it was chilly outside,
she ran and got a bowl.
- You know what killed the dinosaurs?
The Ice Age.
(plop)
Cool.
- [Brody] Yo mama so ugly
her face could stop the Juggernaut.
- Do you know who I am?
I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
You cannot harm me!
Oh, shit.
(chord of doom)
Oh, no!
Fuck you, Charles!
- [Brody] Yo mama so stupid
she threw baseballs at Batman.
- I'm Batman.
Ow!
Hey lady, stop throwin' shit at me.
Ow!
Stop it, lady--
Ow!
I'm a--
Ow!
I'm not that kind of batman!
Ow, ow!
Stop it!
Ah, Mom, she's throwing baseballs at me!
Oh wait,
I don't have a mom.
Shit.
Now I'm sad.
I'm Batman.
- [Brody] Yo mama so ugly
she made the Joker stop laughing.
- (laughing)
(cackling)
(dramatic music)
I suddenly feel ill.
(laughing)
I'm gonna go throw up.
- [Brody] Yo mama so old
she used to babysit Apocalypse.
- I am Apocalypse.
Look upon the future
and tremble,
all who oppose me!
No!
It is not my bedtime!
(laser sound)
(crashing)
- [Brody] Yo mama so ugly
government decided to move Halloween
to her birthday.
Aw, hell yeah!
Halloween came early this year!
I am Groot.
(whispering) Who was voiced by Vin Diesel.
("Let's Get It On" by The Soul Sets)
My hero.
♫ Yo mama so fat
♫ Not even Superman
♫ Can lift her
- (grunting)
I am the Man of Steel!
(squish)
(cracking)
(crash)
Owie!
(farting)
Lois!
- [Brody] Yo mama so ugly
when Deadpool saw her, he said,
- Uh!
Oh, god!
Uh-uh!
I can't even look at this bitch.
(horror chord)
And here I thought I was ugly.
Nope, uh-uh.
Excuse me,
could somebody get me the
fuck out of this joke?
How long are these things usually,
like, like a minute?
Oh, I can wait.
(whistling)
Too long.
(bang)
(static)
Could somebody get me
a fucking chimichanga?
(rock music)
