- [Announcer] Olympic gold
medalist, silver medalist.
- [Reporter] Dancing
with the Stars champion.
- [Tom] Here's your Olympic
gold medal champion.
- [Tour Guide] A northern
dialect which is called Patois.
- I'm so excited to (words
drowned out by tour guide).
- You have to, we're having a blast.
(speaking in a foreign language)
You're asking what time?
- What time is it.
What time is it.
- Hey.
- [Andrew] Hey, Dunns River Falls.
- Jamaica man.
- Jamaica man.
Just a little bit of--
- Irie.
(laughing)
That means everything's good.
Irie.
- [Andrew] Irie, it's like all right.
Okay, name five car companies.
- (laughing) Toyota, Ford.
- Five car companies.
- Chevy, Porsche, Jaguar.
- If I've got--
- My turn.
All righty.
Five U.S. capitals.
- Indianapolis, Nashville, Miami?
- No!
- No, no, no, no.
Oh shoot, Springfield?
(both laughing)
- [Shawn] You lose.
(tourists chattering indistinctly)
(tour guide drowned
out by water and crowd)
(funky music)
- [Tour Guide] One, two, three, oh!
(excited cheering)
- Woo!
Hey!
You look pretty, baby.
- Mean it!
- Ah!
Wow, that is beautiful.
Wow, there's my beautiful bride.
In the beautiful ocean.
In the decent island, of Jamaica.
- (chuckling) In the decent island.
- [Andrew] And here, behind us,
is the ship we're taking back.
Right there.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
Look at us.
- (words drowned out by water)
very nice ship like that.
- [Andrew] Guy's wedding.
- Which was our first date (laughing).
- [Andrew] 2013, yeah.
(upbeat music)
- It's kinda scary.
- Yeah it is.
Okay, here we are, on the catamaran.
- A catamaran in Jamaica.
- Woo, Jamaica catamaran.
Check out the scenery.
- We hiked Dunn's Falls.
Ate lunch at this Jamaica inn.
- [Andrew] Yeah, had some jerk chicken.
- And mutton, I don't
even know what mutton is.
- Firstly out, what is mutton?
Does anybody know what mutton is?
- I'm afraid to Google it.
- Lamb?
- I don't think it's lamb, I don't know.
- [Andrew] But here's the
beautiful beaches of Jamaica.
The water's real warm.
And now we're catamaraning
back to the boat.
- [Shawn] Come on people, hurry up.
- [Andrew] Shawn's super
impatient right now.
- We might miss the boat.
- [Andrew] I don't think we will.
- I think we could, what time is it?
- [Andrew] The blue water.
- That's the ocean, baby.
It is so blue, so pretty.
- [Andrew] What a day.
- What a day.
- [Andrew] Couple hour bus
ride, and now we're here,
in this beautiful place.
Bye, Jamaica.
- We probably won't ever be back.
- [Andrew] Hello from Izumi (laughing).
- So, today.
- [Andrew] We can't hear you.
- No, I'm gonna be like Tim
the Toolman Tanner's neighbor.
- [Andrew] Who?
- Tim the Toolman Tanner's neighbor.
The guy who talks like this
behind the fence the whole time.
- [Andrew] Okay, does
anybody know who that is?
- It was from Tool Time, right?
- [Andrew] No, it was from, what was it?
A Tim Allen show, it was great.
- Yeah, wasn't it Tool Time?
- [Andrew] Uh uh, that was,
Tool Time is, I don't know.
What happened today?
- Today, someone.
- Me.
- Signed us up for a
last minute excursion.
What are you doing?
- [Andrew] Actually, you wanted to.
- What are you doing?
- [Andrew] You wanted
to go on that excursion.
- What are you doing?
(Andrew laughing)
I did, because I didn't
want to stay on the boat.
And they said that Jamaica wasn't safe
to rent a scooter and drive around.
So someone set us up for an excursion.
- Me.
- I had no idea what it
was, didn't even read it.
And ended up, we were in a car, like this,
literally like sardines,
for four hours total.
- [Andrew] But, tell them the good parts.
- But we got to go to Dunn's
Falls, which is waterfalls.
We got to climb them.
- [Andrew] Just beautiful.
- It was fun.
- [Andrew] Uh oh.
(laughing)
Mini-golf time.
What is that?
No, that's the one you should use.
We'll both use that one.
- Yeah?
- Midget ones, yep.
We'll both use it.
Wow, nothing like golfing
right off the ocean.
- No, let's use regular ones.
- [Andrew] Okay, fine.
You embarrassed?
Where do we get balls?
How about around the other side?
Wow.
- Where's hole one?
- [Andrew] Oh, cutting corners, huh?
- You did it the first time.
You're technically farther.
- [Andrew] Here she goes.
Off the foot of, oh my gosh.
- That was too close.
- [Andrew] Could it, get over.
- That's pretty good.
- [Andrew] That just win me the champ?
- Touche my friend.
- [Andrew] Here we go.
Can she do it?
Can she bring it home?
Roll it!
Coming back.
Uh oh.
- I'm in.
- [Andrew] Who won that match?
- You did.
(Andrew laughing)
I know.
- [Andrew] Wow, look at the sun,
just about to kiss the horizon.
- [Shawn] I think this is so beautiful.
- [Andrew] It is pretty sweet.
There it goes, you just missed it.
It's gone, the sun's gone.
Nice.
We just saw the sun set.
