Wait, what's happening?
What's happening to him?
[Jayzam] Why?
[Alex] You're getting annoying.
We're getting along well a while ago.
[Jayzam] You're right.
Did I say something wrong a while ago?
[Jayzam] You're not bothering me a while ago.
[Jayzam] But when we started to shoot
suddenly you're like that.
It's because your jokes aren't decent.
Big sister, no!
[Jayzam] Then let's do it this way...
[Jayzam] you reshoot then I won't be part of it.
[Alex] Alright you won't be a part of it anymore.
[Jayzam] You're right
Alright you won't be a part of this.
[Alex] It'll be just the two of us.
[Jayzam] It's like you're saying I'm just a burden here.
[Camille] Hey! No
[Camille] Stop talking already
[Camille] It's alright.
[Alex] Alright
[Alex] Thank you then
Big sister sorry
Don't go!
Hi Netizens!
So now...
We're here at Nueva Ecija.
So today, we have a guest
You know them very well
specially to the jejemons out there.
Ofcourse our netizens are the first in line.
When it comes to cheapness, you're really fast!
Now, we will prank our female guest.
So for example...
Our male guest and me will have a fight
Then that's it.
Let's see the reaction of our female guest.
But!
I might be the one getting pranked instead.
I'm not sure
I'm don't trust them too much because...
I don't get them sometimes.
So...
let's just see okay?
(sighs)
Jojo
Yes mommy?
We said we would just buy Vitamilk
but it's taking too much time.
It feels like we're walking for 4 hours already.
It feels like we're going to get salvaged Mam Kris.
Oh wait! There's a house.
It's better if we ask for a drink
because I'm really thirsty.
This is stressing me out Darla!
What's happening?
I'm getting hungry too mommy.
[Alex] Okay...
[Jojo] Beautiful!
[Alex] There's a lot of slippers!
[Alex] The seven dwarfs might be here.
[Alex] 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
[Jojo] 1,2,3,4
[Alex] Is this not a doorbell?
[Alex] I think this is for the lights.
[Alex] Is this a doorbell?
They did a bad construction job.
Is anyone home?
Oh... they're the guest.
[Alex] Oh hello guys! We're going inside.
You know...we only came here to drink water.
We arrived at Gapan
because this is the favorite country of Jojo.
What is the capital?
Tokyo!
[Alex] Our guest for today is...
[Alex] Our guest for today is...
[Jojo] It feels like I'm in America
Alex: Jamill
It's Jayzam and Ramill
Yes
[Alex] Joke!
Why did you say yes?
[Alex] Why don't you welcome me here?
We're just here to laugh.
Hi big sister Alex
Hi
They're about the same height right?
Really?
They say we're the same.
[Jojo] I think Ramill is prettier.
Why Ramill?
[Alex] Camille!
I know! I'm just kidding.
It's Camille
Camille is sexy
because she's doing sexy poses.
Good thing you're allowing her.
No I'm scolding her!
Actually your dentist told me to come here.
It's been a long time since your last adjustment.
I'll take off my coat since we're safe here.
We got sanitized already.
Oh really?
Alright! So can you tour me around?
We might get dizzy.
[Alex] So corny
[Camille] Here's our mini kitchen.
[Alex] No. It's not mini.
They have a variety store.
This is where we get food when we get hungry.
How often to you do grocery?
Every month
[Jayzam] She likes to do the groceries herself.
She doesn't like someone doing it for her
because she wants to be the one to find what she wants.
Don't worry
Next month you'll do the grocery for us.
We'll text you
[Alex] So let's open the refrigerator.
In fairness, they're really doing well in life.
Right?
[Jojo] I missed that.
It's my favorite!
It's my favorite!
When we were kids, if we're able to buy this
it means my mom got her salary.
This is like a d*ck
That was so lame.
Hey don't be like that.
D*ck swordfight!
[Alex] Don't be like that
Let's not be a d*ck right?
[Alex] Wow! They're really rich.
[Alex] Wow! They're really rich.
[Camille] Hey! Stop it already!
[Jayzam] We also have here
white balls and swollen balls.
Not that babe
Hey, no green jokes.
[Alex] This one
[Camille] What's that?
It's like it's been here for 3 weeks
[Alex] Oh! White cheese
No! It's tofu!
[Camille] Tofu
[Jojo] It's tofu!
It's tofu! Not white cheese.
Wow! You're all perfect.
You're all really perfect.
[Jayzam] This one's getting longer
[Camille] That's not funny Jayzam.
Why are you saying that?
What's getting longer?
Nothing
Why are his jokes like that?
Hey, don't be like that
Just make it longer later
[Jojo] When we get home.
[Alex] Here...
[Alex] It's pretty
[Jayzam] You're like an inspector.
Are you investigating?!
Ofcourse!
[Camille] This is a house tour
Oh! This is a house tour?
[Jayzam] She's meddling too much already.
What! No!
It's alright babe.
Let's just go there.
Jayzam doesn't want to do it anymore.
Let's just go inside your room.
Let's go to our room?
Okay let's go.
[Alex] Don't leave us behind.
Oh really?
because you're so slow.
Wow! So pretty.
[Alex] In fairness
Who thought of the house's layout?
Camille
She likes to search the internet.
But she's guided by an engineer.
So what's the first room?
[Jayzam] This is a computer room.
It's like a piano room.
because what's inside is a piano.
[Camille] It's Jayzam's drawing.
[Alex] Oh! You know how to draw
[Alex] but it's not yet done.
Yeah, I suddenly got lazy.
I'm posing like this there.
Just finish it.
In this drawing, she's wearing a dress.
If I continue this drawing, I'll show her butt.
[Camille] Hey babe! Don't say that!
You're an animal!
Don't say jokes like that
You scold him.
This is getting awkward
I don't like those kind of jokes.
Alright let's get out of here
because he's already awkward.
Let's just leave him behind.
[Jayzam] I don't want to speak anymore.
I don't want this anymore.
Don't talk to Jayzam anymore.
[Alex] So here, what's inside?
Their CR is really pretty.
[Jayzam] No one's using this CR.
That CR smells funny.
Yes, it smells really funny in here.
This might be directly connected to the septic tank
[Alex] Let's go to your room.
I've watched their house tour.
[Alex] Oh wow!
[Alex] Their room is so nice!
[Jayzam] Camille likes white.
[Jayzam] Literal
[Alex] What do you mean by white?
White interior!
[Alex] Oh, white interior.
[Jayzam] You're green-minded.
What?
What?
[Jayzam] You're green-minded
It's because you've been telling weird jokes.
Which side are you sleeping?
I sleep on this side because that side is...
is filled with boogers.
What are your complaints about Jayzam?
He's not good at putting dirty clothes in the...
there. Then...
What do you mean there?
She's buffering. The WiFi is weak.
Camille is pretty specially when you meet her personally
Just like that.
So when you see her, you do this...
Get really close to her
How about you?
Where's your dirty clothes?
You throw it so you'll learn
[Camille] Legit!
[Alex] It's not good
[Alex] that you don't know where to properly put your...
[Camille] Babe here!
[Jayzam] Oh here?
[Alex] See! He doesn't know where.
What are the things you do in the CR?
[Jayzam] A lot!
[Camille] Taking a bath big sister!
Aside from taking a bath?
What?
Aside from taking a bath?
I don't know.
Why are your jokes like that?
It's not funny!
Let's cut the shoot first.
Don't say jokes like that Jayzam.
Stop saying those kinds of jokes of yours.
You can cut it in the edit right?
[Jojo] Yes! And it's only natural for them to talk that way.
[Jojo] Just get along with it.
[Jayzam] That's right!
[Alex] No!
because you've been so persistent with your green jokes
[Alex] and it's not good.
You can just cut it right?
[Jojo] Yes
Why are you like that? I'm just requesting.
I'm getting annoyed with this girl.
[Alex] Jayzam, we're getting along earlier.
When we started the vlog, you started provoking me.
It's because of what you're saying!
[Jayzam] It's possible to just bleep it right?
Hey, wait!
[Camille] Let's start all over again
[Alex] I don't understand
Wait, let's cut it first.
The following scenes are unexpected. Sorry to the fans.
Wait, what's happening?
What's happening to him?
[Jayzam] Why?
[Alex] You're getting annoying.
We're getting along earlier downstairs.
[Jayzam] Right
Did I said something wrong
[Jayzam] You're not provoking me earlier
[Jayzam] but when we started to shoot
suddenly you're provoking me.
It's because your jokes aren't decent.
Big sister, no!
[Jayzam] Then only the both of you collab.
I mean...
This is frustrating.
We've travelled so far.
[Jayzam] Then I'll just use my computer here.
Just start all over again. Just the two of you.
[Alex] Alright, you won't be a part of it anymore.
[Jayzam] Right
[Jayzam] Just the two of you
Alright don't join anymore.
[Alex] It'll be just the two of us.
[Jayzam] I feel like I'm a burden from what you're saying
[Jayzam] I feel like I'm a burden from what you're saying
[Camille] Stop! Don't say anything.
[Alex] Alright...
[Alex] Thank you then.
I'm sorry big sister.
Please don't go.
[Camille] Don't get angry big sister.
[Alex] No, it's like he's getting angry already.
No, don't worry. It's fine.
Please! I'm sorry.
[Jayzam] Why are you still shooting the vlog?
You can just shoot later
we're still talking right?
[Jayzam] Just start all over again.
[Jayzam] Then I won't join.
You'll still be seen.
It's better if you leave.
[Jayzam] In my own house?!
I mean just don't get seen.
[Jayzam] Right, I'll just stay here!
[Alex] No!
[Alex] Jayzam, what's your problem?!
[Alex] We're doing fine earlier.
Why are you like that?!
Just don't listen to him big sister.
[Alex] What's happening to you?!
[Jayzam] Let's just do it that way
[Jayzam] I'll be the one to adjust.
Start all over again.
[Jayzam] Why are you getting embarassed?
It's because...
[Jayzam] Don't get embarassed. She's inside our house
[Jayzam] She's just a visitor.
[Alex] You just won't stop
I'm getting annoyed with you.
Me too, I'm getting annoyed.
Why are you like that?!
[Jayzam] Why are you crying?
No. Stop talking babe.
[Camille] I'm sorry big sister Alex.
That's why a lot of vloggers are getting annoyed at you.
[Jayzam] You're the only vlogger that got annoyed at me
Just don't pay attention to him. It's okay.
Is he always like that?
We're get along earlier right?
[Jayzam] Don't cry.
Stop talking babe.
[Camille] Stop fighting.
[Jayzam] I know I'm right.
Your videographers are annoying.
You cut it.
Did you cut it already?
Cut it now.
Is it okay with you we start all over again?
You ask your boyfriend to leave first.
Get out.
Please get out.
I'm so annoyed. Let's stop this.
[Jayzam] Don't shoot anymore
[Camille] Big sister
Just go home.
They've travelled so far it'll be a waste.
Too bad
our attitude don't match.
[Alex] The things you're saying is starting to get annoying.
Really?
Same to you, you're getting into my nerves.
[Alex] No! It's because...
[Camille] Hey! Stop it!
What's happening to him?!
Earlier we're just getting along.
[Jayzam] Yeah we're getting along
[Jayzam] because the conversations are good.
When we started shooting...
you started provoking me.
Hey stop it! Don't talk anymore.
We've been noticing you earlier...
[Jayzam] Alright
[Alex] Let's go
Just stay there!
You're so annoying!
Are you really serious?
I got pissed off at your boyfriend.
Why is he like that?
It's really annoying.
We'll just leave.
Are you serious?!
But you've travelled so far it's a waste.
I got annoyed at him.
And it's a waste right?
He might do something later on.
It's embarassing because you've travelled so far.
No, It's okay.
Let's just take this as a lesson.
Really, let's treat this as a lesson.
Jojo: Let's just start again.
[Darla] You'll be the one to tour.
[Jojo] You'll be the one to tour.
This is so embarrassing to you.
Come out now!
It's a prank!
Why did you say it so soon?
You should've let her cried some more.
You pranked me.
You know I'm not disrespectful to our guests.
So there.
New day, new stupidity
I even travelled as far as Nueva Ecija for that.
That's what I've been saying to you Team Jayzam.
You don't have an ally here!
You don't have an ally here.
She cried
What did she do?
You should've started again and then
show them your tears then
let's set it up then
[Alex]. We fake it
Sorry guys
So people would say that you're not scripted.
[Camille] Darn it
It's embarrassing!
Love, it's a prank!
Love, it's a prank!
[Camille] Just go home!
She's so fast.
She's like that. She's very emotional.
I'm getting scared because I feel embarrassed to big sister Alex
[Jayzam] Who wouldn't be?
[Alex] She said earlier...
[Alex] She said earlier...
[Alex] You're really fast.
It's because I'm not used to it.
[Alex] Don't be like that. You're starting to get into my nerves.
For real, I'm starting to get annoyed.
We can see that Camille's heart is pure.
I'm the one who's naughty here.
That's why it's really lucky...
Did you know that while we're having a conversation earlier...
they're really meant to be because
Jayzam's the one that fills Camille's shortcomings and
and vice versa
just like disposing of dirty clothes.
Why can't you dispose it?
Our tandem goes like this...
I'm the one that's keep on moving forward
and sometimes I get careless.
She's the one that's keeping me in control.
She's still shaking.
Are you shaking?!
Why are you crying again?!
That's what I'm telling you...
It would be hard to pay her back in this prank.
[Alex] It's hard...
because they have to go back to Taytay.
It's really hard.
Alright let's continue. I want to see your closet.
Alright. This is for real already?
[Jayzam] This is a real closet tour.
[Alex] The first time I've watched your house tour
your closet wasn't filled yet right?
Stop crying! Move on already!
Why is she like that? Is she really like that?
Camille's awkward level 999.
She doesn't know what to do.
[Alex] She's always like that.
What are you feeling?
It's a prank!
It's a prank my love!
[Alex] She slapped you!
It's because you ganged up on me.
Why don't you slap her too?
No. I don't want. It's big sister Alex.
It's a prank!
It's a prank my love!
[Jayzam] It's a prank my love!
[Camille] I can't believe big sister Alex pranked me.
[Camille] I can't believe big sister Alex pranked me.
It's a prank.
Stupid.
Just kidding!
[Alex] Hey! You already got a lot of shoes.
[Alex] At first it was so few.
That's my childhood dream.
Those are the things that I can't get before.
I cry because of that before.
It's really like that.
The things that you didn't get when you were a kid...
is it crying that you didn't got when you were young?
You're getting into my nerves.
Our topic is different already.
[Jayzam] She's still crying.
The things that you didn't had as a kid
are the things that you'll get when you started earning.
Right. That's true.
How about you? What's yours?
She can't get a handsome boyfriend
that's why I'm here.
She got pissed.
It looks like you're gonna have a fight.
Clothes
[Camille] Then bags
bags for real
because I'm a girl
[Alex] I want to see your bra.
I'll see if it fits me.
Stop it! It's embarrassing!
Come on. Show me.
[Jayzam] Real talk my friends
I mean netizens.
When you look at their backs, they look the same.
Same height. Same face size. Same figure.
When we're turned away?
So when I'm facing infront of you, I still look like I'm turned away?
[Jayzam] Ofcourse not!
[Jayzam] It's different.
You're getting into my nerves.
[Jayzam] You're the one teasing yourself.
I've got nothing to do with that.
Why is her breast this small? It's like...
What are you?
No! That bra's broken.
[Jayzam] I had a hard time in this vlog.
[Jayzam] Big sister Alex is really kind in person
it's hard to trash talk her.
It's hard to disrespect her.
No...
I texted him and said that he can do it.
I want his acting to be good.
He really can do it.
That's how bad people persuade you...
"You can do it."
Keep on doing it.
Keep on being naughty.
Let's be absent.
Here's the love team of Taytay that'll go against you
Jamill
Jojo and Sofie
You have no match against this one.
It's like a brand of coffee.
Jofie
