- Kim and Khloe get into a vicious fight,
we investigate Kourtney's
crazy strict diet,
plus the return of Rob Kardashian.
(upbeat music)
Hey guys, it's Ali with
your weekly dash cap,
and let's start with Khloe and Kim,
who are really not getting along.
Koko is trying to tell
an innocent little story
about a friend of theirs
masturbating in front of her,
and Kim is not buying it.
- I saw videos of our friends.
It was a bunch of girls going
out and they were wasted.
One of them just started
fingering herself.
And it's on video.
Apparently, girls get really crazy
when they have a girls night.
- She would not.
- [Khloe] Yeah she was, I saw the videos.
- I was there, she was not.
- Turns out the story is true.
Kim is just effing with Khloe,
but it's too late, Kim is
ready to throw them hands.
- What if I just got up and
boom!
- Did you see that I flinched one time?
- [Kim] You're so easy to piss off.
- You're so easy to make insecure.
Wait 'til I tell you about her
(bleep) fat ass in a second.
- Kim's ass is both her greatest power
and her greatest source of insecurity.
Good to know.
But this fight is real,
and actually goes to like
deep childhood resentments.
- When we were younger,
she would always lie
just to get attention,
so now I think it's just
turned into this like
stream of lies.
- Don't be a (bleeP) bitch
and make up that I'm a liar.
All you've ever done is
do that type of (bleep).
You're just not a loyal person,
and that's just my thing with you.
- [Kim] This is getting way too deep.
I'm not a loyal person?
- Not with me.
- Quickly, Kris Jenner got
her lips done like Kylie.
Looks great.
Also, there's this new game
where we be mean to the momager.
First, it was a cake in the face.
This week, it's a big cup
of flour dumped on her head.
Nice, Khloe.
Koko meanwhile also seems to be having
some kind of allergic reaction.
Draw your own conclusions
about what's going on here.
Speaking of allergies,
here are some important
diet and weight loss info
for you in the new year.
So as you might know,
Kourtney Kardashian is a total sucker
for every L.A. fad diet on earth.
She is on the whole gluten free train,
thinks literally everything
is going to kill her,
so she takes Kim to the doctor
who she gets all of her information from,
who, get this, is actually a chiropractor,
not a medical doctor, and also a P.A.K.,
which we looked up, and it stands for
professional of applied
kinesiology, or A.K.
Applied kinesiology it turns
out is totally made up nonsense
and it's used to sell wealthy
hypochondriacs like Kourtney
supplements and other BS
they don't really need.
Case in point, Kylie sends Kourtney
these amazing looking doughnuts,
and this is Kourtney's reaction.
- I can't eat this, but how
exciting is it to smell it?
- Kourtney, you only
have one life to live.
Have a damn doughnut.
Well later in the ep,
Kim and Kourt speak to a nutrition expert
and it turns out the actual best advice,
eat a balance diet, don't
binge, and work out.
There's no magic foods, no magic system,
big shocker, right?
Finally, Rob makes a brief
appearance via phone this week.
Apparently, he's attending
community college classes in L.A.
Okay.
But next week, the bitter
legal battle heats up
between Rob and Blac Chyna.
- There's no way Rob and
Chyna could get back together.
The legal battle that has been going on
between the two of them is escalating.
- What's going on?
Oh, (bleep).
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