• From being punched in the stomach by Santa
to peeing in the woods, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact some of the best true stories from
our subreddit about the weirdest thing we’ve
been asked to do.
I’m Hellbent and I’m Nixxiom and Today
we’ll both be Narrating.
Number 10 was submitted by ral365 Pringle
A few years ago at an anime convention (home
to a lot of weird things in general) Pringle
was cosplaying as the Warden from the anime
series ‘Superjail.’
While strolling outside the convention centre,
out of nowhere, this one fan girl wearing
Japanese cat ears snuck up from behind.
She was playfully pretending to stalk Pringle.
He didn't think anything of it, until she
put a plastic collar tied to fake chains around
his neck.
Pringle was caught off guard at first, but
she told him that she was just really happy
to see someone cosplaying from a show that
was falling into obscurity.
She then asked to take a picture with Pringle
with the collar around his neck pretending
to be scared.
It was all in good fun, but even by convention
standards that was pretty weird!
Number 9 was submitted by craycrayfox10 Danger
Dolan
When Dolan was 13 he was over at his friend’s
house playing video games.
In the middle of a game his friend dared him,
"If you lose this game then you have to wear
my sister's bikini - but if you win I will
give you 20 bucks."
Dolan couldn't pass up an opportunity to make
20 dollars, so he accepted the deal.
Under all that pressure Dolan failed miserably.
As promised, he put on the bikini.
The moment he had the slightly-too-small outfit
on, his friend’s sister opened the door…
Dolan was never allowed back in that house
ever again.
Number 8 was submitted by ClydeIsMyName Doopie
Doopie was shopping at the mall with her mom,
and they decided to go to the food court for
some grub.
After getting their food and drinks, Doopie’s
mom went to the restroom leaving her with
their belongings.
Then Doopie noticed a woman in a Subway uniform
walking towards her.
Once they we're face to face, the lady asked,
"Can you do me a favour and take my shift
while I go buy something?"
Doopie was dumbfounded.
She declined to help out - but the lady would
not stop begging.
Eventually, she tossed her apron and hat at
Doopie and walked off.
Instead of going after the lady, she decided
to put on the subway uniform.
When Doopie’s mum came back, she noticed
her daughter was no longer at the table.
She found her behind the counter, walked over
and said, “I'll get a 'my-kid-is-in-trouble'
to go."
Number 7 was submitted by Esper_the_god Spinalpalm
In middle school there was a group of weird
kids that sat together at lunch.
Their "leader" was very short, with hair covering
his eyes.
The leader of the weirdoes walked up to Spinalpalm
during free period while he had a tall kid
piggybacking on him.
For about a minute they both stared at Spinalpalm
while he stared right back.
The leader eventually asked, "Can you stand
right of that bean?”
Spinalpalm looked around for a bean but found
nothing.
"No - that one," he said as he pointed to
the middle of the hallway.
Spinalpalm walked and stood where he pointed.
Out of nowhere five kids circled around him
chanting in unison, "hail the bean.
Hail space whale," over and over.
To this day Spinalpalm doesn’t know what
that was all about.
Number 6 was submitted by Socially_-_-_Awkward
Grgak
When Grgak was 9 he was out playing in the
woods with his cousin and a neighbour girl
who was slightly older.
When going on long walks in the forest, and
the urge came to pee, Grgak would find a bush
somewhere far from the path and go, rather
walk all the way back home.
While they were climbing around on a tree,
his cousin announced that he was going home
to pee, leaving Grgak there with the girl.
Grgak climbed over to the girl and said, "He
could have just peed in a bush or something
- why did he run back?"
She looked at him for a second, and then laughed.
“Pee in a bush - what are you talking about?”
Grgak answered, "I dunno about girls, but
I know guys that have done it."
She paused, and then asked Grgak to show her.
He told her to wait where she was while he
ran into the bushes.
Grgak made sure she couldn’t see him, and
peed.
When he came back, she didn’t believe he
had actually gone.
"You have to do it right here in front of
me if you want me to believe you."
At that point Grgak realised that the girl
just wanted to see his penis.
He gave her a funny look, turned around and
ran back to his cousin’s house.
Grgak never saw the girl again.
Number 5 was submitted by ImnotwiththerFBI
Ghost Toast
Ghost Toast used to work as a janitor at a
fancy resort hotel.
One day his boss asked him to quietly clean
out one of the supply closets at a very specific
time, and not to tell the other staff what
he saw.
When the time came to clean the very specific
supply closet at said very specific time,
Ghost Toast found a woman and her kid sleeping
in there.
For almost a week he cleaned the supply closet
on the down low, tidying up after the two
occupants.
Ghost Toast later found out that she was his
boss's daughter who had recently been evicted
from her apartment.
No body was supposed to find out since it
was illegal.
Number 4 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross
Zaraganba
Zaraganba was at the mall with a couple of
his friends in the early 2000's.
It was during Easter time, and the mall had
a place where you could get your photo taken
with the ‘Easter Bunny.’
When his friends saw this they dared Zaraganba
to wait in line and ask to have his picture
taken – with the Easter Bunny pretending
to punch him in the stomach.
Zaraganba reached the front of the line and
requested to have his photo taken in the unusual
pose.
The man in the bunny suit didn't go for it
and told him to buzz off.
Later that year, they decided to try their
luck again with Santa, who was much more accommodating.
Number 3 was submitted by ReneAnd Cidius
Some years ago, the Eurovision Song Contest
was held in Cidius’s home country.
He was on his way home from boarding school,
and lined up at the train station to buy a
ticket.
A 40-something year old woman ran in and asked
the person in front of Cidius if he would
buy a ticket for her.
He didn't speak the language, so she ended
up asking him instead.
She was going to see the see Eurovision, but
her train was arriving soon and she needed
a ticket now.
She gave Cidius $100 - even though the ticket
only cost $20 - and told him to buy the ticket
for her.
When it was his turn, the woman just cut in
line, and bought the ticket herself.
Cidius asked her if she wanted her money back.
She said he could keep it as thanks for his
help, even though he didn't do anything.
Number 2 was submitted by BluestarOfFireClan
Pandora
About a year ago Pandora was standing in her
living room, when all of a sudden, her little
sister ran in with a fake knife.
She handed it to Pandora and said, "Pretend
to stab me".
She took the knife and stared at her sister
who pulled out a couple of packs of ketchup,
placing some sauce on her shirt and the tip
of the knife.
Before Pandora could ask her why, her sister
fell down and pretended to be dead.
At this moment Pandora’s brother came into
the room carrying his nerf gun.
He was ranting about how their little sister
had spilt water on his homework.
Playing dead was her way avoiding the wrath
of 
his nerf gun.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I’ve
ever been asked to do?
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Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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