-Hey, kids.
Today I'm playing
a game called "Slender,"
'cause you guys wanted
to see it really badly.
So, so let's play this game.
[cricket chirps]
"Slender."
Wow, that guys should
really work on his penmanship
'cause it's not good.
All right, let's see here.
"Collect all eight pages."
All right, I appear to be
in a forest somewhere
and I have a flashlight,
so that's good.
Is this like a camping
game or something?
Oh, maybe I need
to collect eight pages
so I can start a campfire.
Now that sounds
like a lot of fun.
It wouldn't be
fun for Marshmallow
'cause Marshmallow
hates campfires,
'cause everyone always
tries to make s'mores
out of Marshmallow.
[chuckles]
Oh, oh, there's a vehicle.
Oh, maybe I need
to get in the car.
Oh, they left the car door open.
Oh, there we go.
"Always watches, no eyes."
I don't know what that means.
Well, I got one page.
I'm well on my way.
All right. Let's see.
Where do I find the second page?
If I was a page,
where would I be?
Who was that?
Oh, the TV's acting up again.
Gosh darn it.
All right, here we go.
Now it's better. Okay.
Let's see. Pages, pages, pages.
Do I have any friends
in this game?
[snoring]
Whoa, oh.
Oh, my goodness,
I had a horrible dream
where this guy without
a face was chasing me.
Oh, my gosh. All right, now.
Um... oh, what's this over here?
Some type of--
what is that,
a racquetball court?
Something.
Oh, look, I think--
oh, my eyesight's really bad.
Yeah, that's another page.
All right!
"Can't run."
What?
Why do I have to get these--
Oh, now the TV's
going out again. Come on.
All right, so I got-- whoa!
What the Jiminy Christmas
was that?
All right, that was,
uh, I didn't like that.
I'm gonna run over this way now.
I don't know who that was,
but, um...
I'm getting a little
uncomfortable playing this game.
I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
I'm, uh, yeah, I'm sweating
some lemonade over here.
I'd be lying if I said
I wasn't a little scared.
Now I'm apparently at some
place where there's gas tanks,
I don't know what these are.
I just, I want to get the pages.
[dramatic chord plays]
Whoa, whoa! What was that?
What was that?
Oh, oh, goodness.
Oh my, all right.
I'm out of here.
I don't know who that guy was,
but he's apparently
following me,
and clearly
he's not a friendly guy.
So... oh, boy.
Why does the TV
keep screwing up?
All right, just...
All right, you can do this.
Come on, Grandpa Lemon.
It's gonna be okay.
You have nothing
to be afraid of.
Everybody loves a lemon.
Everybody loves a lemon.
[loud chord]
Oh, what do you want from me?!
Get away! Get away! Aah!
Oh, my God-- did I die?
Oh, Go-- [pants]
That was the scariest game
I've ever played.
Why would you want me
to play that game?
Oh, my God.
Well, either way,
my name is Grandpa Lemon,
and I've been playing Slender,
which I will never do again.
Now, if you guys want to
see me play another game,
one that preferably does not
soil my Depend undergarments,
please tell me in
the comments below.
As always-- I don't even know
if you should like this video,
but go ahead and do it
anyway if you liked it,
but I don't know why anyone
would like this video;
it's scary.
Don't forget to subscribe too.
I'm out of here.
Thanks for the night terrors.
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-[Orange laughs]
Knife!
