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Andrey Tsvetkov in a show «You and me»
Yevgenia Loza
Nicky Iliev
Ivan Nikolaev
Vladimir Sterzhakov
Oleg Shklovskiy
Michail Bogdasarov
Nikolai Gusev
Screenplay by Natalia Marfina
Look at the girl with a plait over there!
What a mousy girl.
I’m shocked!
Sound by Alexandr Retin
They studied with him at university.
He cheated from her notes 
and she got claws into him.
Music by Vitaliy Okorokov,
Alexandr Gritsenko
Director of photography Andrey Samarets
Directed by Alexandr Zamiatin
Thank you! Thanks for coming!
I’m happy to have such fans! Good-bye now!
The audience was at my feet!
Have you seen it?
Damn! Why are we not in Moscow?
I would show all those stars!
Andryusha, what do you need Moscow for?
Everybody in this town knows you.
Is it not enough?
These houses of culture 
are past the stage for me.
I need a big stage.
The Kremlin palace?
No, but do I have the right to dream?
Just imagine, we are sitting here
and suddenly the door opens
and a producer comes in and says:
«Andrey, I want to offer
a contract to you on …».
On one million dollars.
What is one million?
On a hundred million dollars.
And what will you do with
a hundred million dolars?
I’ll buy a flat, the coolest car,
a villa on Sicily,
a castle in France, a jet and a yacht.
It’s alluring.
Do I fit well into your plans?
Natasha, who else if not you?
But where can I find that producer?
Those fans tick me off.
Tell them I won’t give any more autographs.
May I come in? Good evening.
Hello! Did you come to me?
I see you have recognised me,
but still I’ll introduce myself.
I’m Michail Salzman, producer …
Take your seat.
Is it your girl-friend?
Yes. Should she go out?
Natasha, go to the corridor, please.
I’ve left my guitar there.
Could you bring it here?
No, let her stay and listen.
As you see, I came here for a reason.
The project «Matryeshki Entertainment»
which I dealt with
became obsolete.
That’s why I’m traveling
in the depth of the country
looking for talented people.
And I think you have what I need: charisma,
ability to keep the audience.
Though you don’t have a good voice,
but nowadays it doesn’t matter …
But I write my own songs.
Would you like to hear them?
No, such music is not to my liking.
Why did you come
if you don’t like Andrey’s songs
and the way he sings?
Natasha!
It doesn’t matter what I like.
The main thing is that people swallow it.
And they do!
Even in such a terrible rendering.
What else do I need?
We’ll amplify the voice,
improve the appearance
and you’ll be a star, my son!
– Do you want it?
– I do!
Andryusha, I put a chicken at the bottom
and pasties on the top not to bruise them.
Just think of it! She is so practical!
Don’t you worry
that you’ll miss her pasties?
I have no time to miss. I must work.
When shall we sign the contract?
Wait! I have to get to know you better.
Andryusha, call me 
when you arrive, all right?
He’ll call you, baby. 
But he won’t be able to call you often.
He’ll be busy, you know.
Look! How do they happen to know?
Silence! Silence!
How many of you came here?
Andryushechka, will you miss me?
Take me with.
Thank you. Thank you.
Excuse me. Excuse me, please.
Miss, don’t push!
Thank you!!!
When will they show Andryusha on TV? Soon?
Very soon, girls.
That’s it, girls.
It’s time to say good-bye.
Oh, thank you!
Andryusha, you left the packet behind!
Natasha, where are you?
Let me go!
Come here!
Call me, all right? I love you very much!
I love you, too! Bye!
Has you boyfriend congratulated you?
Not yet. But my birthday is not over yet.
Right. Does he often call you?
He called me once when he came to Moscow.
And then one more time.
You mean twice in three months?
But he’s busy all the time.
He’s a star now!
Right, but do you try to call him?
I do, but he is not availble all the time.
Has it occured to you that he might
have somebody in Moscow?
Dasha, how can you say that?
You are my friend!
I am your friend, 
that’s why I tell you this.
Moscow is a city of temptations!
No, it’s impossible.
I wonder how he is there.
He must have lost weight.
There is nobody to look after him there.
And he’s is so absent-minded.
He may forget to eat if you don’t
put a plate in front of him.
No, I can’t bear it any more!
I’m sorry, but I’m spoiling
your holiday. Just look here.
A wedding?
What about me? He promised we would …
He promised it to a lot of girls. You see?!
To Lubka Chernyshova and Lenka Shlykova.
He chased me, too!
What should I do now?
My life is ruined!
It’s only the beginning of your life.
Wnat should you do? You should find a guy!
A good one. Not an ordinary guy,
but a great one.
So that your Anryushechka kicked himself.
Look what I’ve found.
It’s a Moscow marriage agency «Cinderella».
«To girls from the backwoods!
Introductions to millionaires!».
You must write there.
You are what they need!
Where do the find those millionaires?!
They come themselves.
Millionaires can’t meet
girls on the street. It’s improper.
And girls from their circle
only fall for money.
So, poor millionaires have
to look for love in the Internet.
Why don’t you write there?
First let’s find your happiness.
Sit at the computer.
So, write «Dear Cinderella!
My name is Nataly.
I want to meet a millionaire very much».
«Dear Natasha!
It’s not easy for a modern millionaire
to find a worthy wife.
That’s when I come to help.
My name is Madlen.
Our service is free for girls.
Bachelors pay for everything.
I’ll let you know soon
when you can meet them».
«Natasha, pack your things
and come to Moscow.
Your meeting with millionaires
is scheduled on 9th July.
You’ve got to look well-groomed and vulgar.
Take some money with,
milluionaires like checking
If their chosen one is greedy.
That’s why be ready to pay for yourself.
Moscow is an expensive city. Mind it!
So, you should have enough
money for everything.
But bachelors will rate it highly.
Hide your money and jewellery
into your travel bags.
I can say from my experience
that small handbags
are stolen more often than other bags
in trains and at railway stations.
I’ll be waiting for you on 8th July
at the Kievskiy railway station».
The main thing is that they’ll
find several bachelors
for you at once.
Take this blouse, 
this costume and my fox tippet.
What tippet, Dasha?! It’s July!
So what? But it’s chic!
Do you know how much it costs?
Your millionaires will burst with envy!
All right, give it to me.
But I’ve packed so many things!
So what? Let them see that although
we are from the province
we are nobody to sneeze at!
And now money.
I’ve got it!
Don’t be rediculous. Here is my case-dough,
1500 bucks.
Dasha, I can’t. How shall I repay it then?
You won’t waste it, right?
And you’ll feel more comfortable.
And now the most important thing.
If they invite you to a restaurant,
order a salad and a glass of juice.
You’ll show that you are not going
to make them bankrupt.
They like it.
How do you happen to know?
Believe me as a woman.
Let’s change.
If you want to bare your heart,
look into your salad
and don’t open your mouth.
Otherwise he may think you are a loser.
You know, Dasha, I’m going to Moscow
not because of a millionaire,
but because of Andrey.
I think, I’ll meet him there.
Though I don’t know what to tell him.
Don’t tell him anything.
Just spit in his face
and he’ll understand 
everything without any words. Let’s go!
Look, find something digestible
for me there.
Good afternoon! Miss Orekhova? Natalia?
Good afternoon. Yes, it’s me!
Nice to meet you. 
I’m Ivan, Madlen’s driver.
Nice to meet you. And where is she?
She’s in the car. So, shall we go?
As they say, to meet your fate.
Give me your bag.
No, thank you.
Come on, what did you think of?
A young girl is carrying such a heavy bag
and a strong man is going empty-handed.
This way, please.
So, go ahead and be brave.
How was your journey?
We’ll wait till one more girl
comes and then I’ll tell you
how you’ll be able
to find happiness in Moscow.
The capital is waiting for you.
Good afternoon, welcome to Moscow!
I am Madlen.
Nice to meet you. I am Natasha.
I thought I would be the only one.
We are an agency!
There are a lot of girls
who desire to get married.
But don’t worry, you won’t
stay without bachelors!
So, girls, here is our plan: 
we get in the car, go to the hotel,
you’ll groom yourselves and have dinner
with millionaires in the evening.
What hotel?
The best one. 5 stars.
I’m sorry but is there enough
place for all of us?
Of course, not. Ivan will go first,
take your luggage
and we’ll go by limo with you.
What? Can you imagine that?!
So, I’ll go first. Catch up with me!
All right, we’ll follow you.
I have almost forgotten.
Read and sign it not to waste our time.
These our contracts.
As soon as you sign them
we’ll be your official agents.
Yura! Yura! Are you deaf?
Where is he?
He have agreed with him!
All right, girls, stay here,
don’t go anywhere
or we’ll lose each other.
I’ll be back soon.
Where did you come from?
We are from Voronezh with Lubka.
I’m from Saratov region.
Rzhev.
From Penza.
Valenki.
What?
From the village of Valenki.
She’s been away for so long!
Hello! Where is Madlen?
What Madlen?
Are you Yura?
I’m not Jura, I’m Igor Michailovich.
Wait, don’tyou know Madlen?
I don’t know Madlen. 
I’m sorry, girls, my client is coming.
What is going on?
Damn it! Damn!
We plumped into it, silly girls!
I don’t get it!
What don’t you get? We’ve been stiffed!
They’ve duped us!
What do you mean?
What do I mean? 
They duped us as if we were silly geese.
My mother warned me.
Where shall we go now?
Where? Back to our home collective farm.
That’s good I didn’t take much dough with.
So did we. Oh, Katia, shall we go home?
Where else shall we go to?
I have a train in an hour.
Maybe I’ll catch it. Bye!
Wait, girls! 
Maiby we should call the police?
Dream on! They won’t look for them!
They are from one gang!
Yes, we’d better get out of here
till we are not arrested!
But …
Andryushechka, please,
pick up the receiver!
The subscriber is currently unavailable.
Call later.
Please, let me in! I need to go very much!
Miss, we have a face-control.
Do you understand Russian?
I do, but …
Second, second, I’m the first.
Take him out. Did you get it?
Is the concert over already?
It is. You’ll see your hero now.
Step aside, miss, step aside!
Andrey! Andrey, I’m here! 
Andryusha! Andrey, I’m here!
Andrey!
Do you have nowhere to spend the night?
Does it bother you?
No, I just was going by
and saw a girl crying.
If you are driving at something
I’m not that kind of girl!
You are not to my liking. I lease my flat.
You seem to be a decent girl.
Do you need a flat?
I do! Very much!
600 bucks.
How much?! I don’t have so much money!
How much do you have?
A little. I was robbed.
They stole everything i had.
I see. I’m not Mother Teresa. Good bye.
Wait!
What?
You want 600 dollars for a month, right?
So what?
I don’t need a flat for a month,
only for a week.
I have 150 dollars, in roubles.
All right, let’s go!
So, now this den is yours.
Thank you very much!
Hallo! Dima? Is it you?
I see, you are on to it.
You know what, don’t be vulgar.
Oh, I like it!
I’ve told you hundred of times
that we’d parted with Vladik.
Why? Because he’s an idiot.
I told you Vladik is a freak of nature.
Well, it happened so. Yes.
Even homer sometimes watches porno.
Oh, nods.
All right, don’t be jealous.
Better tell me when we are going to meet.
Oh my gosh!
Look, some burglers must 
have broken into my flat.
What shall i do? No, I don’t have a gun.
I have a razor.
Don’t hang up!
If i don’t answer in 5 minutes,
call the police to my address!
Do you hear me?
Where are your accomplices?
I don’t know.
Hands up!
Who? Oh God!
Who are you?
And who are you?
I was the first to ask!
Can you imagine, it’s a girl!
What are you doing here?
No, what are you doing here?
Not bad! You broke into my flat,
multilated me and now you ask me.
How did you get here?
I’ve rented this appartment!
What are you talking about?
Did I lease it to you?
A guy leased it to me.
What guy?
He’s thin and fair-haired.
Vladik?
No, I can't stand it any longer.
Now he leases my flat to anybody he likes!
Actually she doesn’t look like a burgler.
So, take off my dressing gown
and get out of here.
Where shall I go?
I gave all my money for this flat,
I have nowhere to spend the night!
Good bye. That’s not my problem.
Did Vladil leased the flat to you?
Yes.
So, sort it out with him.
Oh God, I must be dying. Am I not too pale?
No. Can you move?
Where? I’ve lost 2 liters of blood!
Do you have a bandage,
some brilliant green and iodine?
Look, am I an amergency service?
Check on the shelf.
And where will you go to?
Moscow is big.
I’m sorry it all turned out like that.
I hope you’ll recover soon.
Oh God, anybody can persuade me.
Hey, you, what’s your name?
I won’t go anywhere today because of you.
So, you may stay. But only for today!
Sunny! You are so ungrateful!
I forbid you to eat bread in my house.
Do you think you left me? No!
I turned you out of the house! It was me!
Don’t come back till you come to senses!
No! He wants to teach me what to do!
Who are you?! You are a greenhorn!
A snotnose!
Georgiy! My dear!
Why did you shout so loudly?
What happened? Where is Sunny?
Will he have any breakfast?
He’ll have neither breakfast nor lunch
nor dinner at my house!
And one more thing!
I forbid you to utter this stinker’s
name here! That’s it!
Have you had a row again?
Holy Georgiy, what is going on?
Is Theo in?
He’s in. Shall I call him?
Theo, sun! Daddy is calling you!
Georgiy, what happened this time? Tell me!
I’m tired of indulging that boy!
He keeps violating our laws,
distaining our traditions.
He doesn’t respect me! His father!
Daddy, did you call me?
You both sit down and listen to me.
From now I forbid you to talk about Sunny,
even to utter his name! Is it clear?!
But what happened?
Hush!
He wants to embroil us in quarrel
with Socrates Ananasis.
He told me all our arrangement
meant nothing to him
and that it had nothing to do with him.
Georgiy, tell me you are joking!
What jokes, Camilla?
It concerns the honour of our family,
our business, our reputation!
How shall I look into Socrates’ eyes? How?!
What shall we do?
I don’t know!
I gave Socrates my word 25 years ago
and this snotnose Sunny …
Daddy, you’ve just uttered his name.
What a shame on my grey hair!
Georgiy, what if he comes to senses?
Give him some time.
What if he doesn’t?
I’ll be waiting for three days.
He he doesn’t come back in three days,
I’ll decide what to do with him.
Look, it’s tasty. What is your name?
Natasha. What about you?
Dionysus.
Are you from Greece?
No, it’s my stage name.
Actor?
In some respect, yes.
When I work all people cry.
I’m a stylist. I create beauty.
The slogan of my beauty salon is 
«Come in, be brave.
We’ve seen even worse».
What about you?
Who? Where from?
Why did you flitter to Moscow?
I’m a librarian from
a little out-of-the-world place.
I feel ashamed to tell you why I came here.
Do you know a singer Andrey Tsvetkov?
That cute one? A little star?
Look, are his fan?
I’m his ex-fiancee.
This cat was your fiance?
How did you let him go?
I couldn’t be like you!
I didn’t let him go, he dumped me
because of a millionaire.
That’s why I came here.
I wanted to find
a millionaire to spite him.
I wrote to a marriage agency,
they invited me here and robbed.
Then I met your friend
and you know all the rest.
Of yes. Don’t remind me of him!
Forget it, juvenile follies.
What are you going to do now?
I’ll look for a job.
I can’t go home like that.
I owe my friend 1500 dollars 
and a lot of things.
I’m afraid of calling her,
she’ll have a stroke.
So, I won’t go anywhere till 
I get my possessions from Madlen!
You are so naive!
All right, I seem to be a trustful person
and you look like an honest person.
Besides, you cook well.
All right, you may stay at my place.
Dionysus, thank you! You are so kind!
All right, calm down. No fanatism, please.
I told you to live at my place,
but not with me.
Do you feel the difference?
Well-well, you look squalid.
Your backwoods show.
And it makes me so nervous!
All right, let’s start.
Look, my things suit you.
Now you look like a normal person.
So, we need to have a beautiful life.
You are my beauty!
That way. The first door to the right.
Thank you very much!
Good morning!
Good morning. Nice to meet you.
What’s your name?
Orekhova Natalia.
Nice to meet you. I’m Alex.
What made you come to our low dive,
Natalia Orekhova?
It’s written there you need waiters
and I decided …
Why is it a low dive?
It’s a very nice cafe.
Really? As for me it’s bullshit!
Cooks make terrible dishes,
waiters are lazy,
salaries are small…
I’m not trying to talk you
out of working here.
You must have a reason for that.
You are right.
Tell me about it.
About what?
About everything. Who, where from,
why, what for?
It would be good to know your profile
and your attitude to famine in Africa.
What does it have to do with Africa?
All right, you may skip Africa.
I’m 23 years old. Almost.
I’m a librarian.
I came to Moscow by chance.
I need money very much.
I’ve never worked as a waitrees,
but I’m very diligetn and I learn fast.
Are you married? Civil marriage?
No, I’m not. Is it important?
Of course, it is! Because
I’m looking at you and thinking
«What the hell I need this resaturant for».
Let’s live together.
I see, good bye!
Oh, Anton Andreyevich!
I’m sorry, we didn’t expect you’d come.
Why are you here? Why not in the hall?
By the way, Mariana is up
to her eyes in work all alone there.
Hurry up! Did you come to me?
Natalia, let me introduce our manager
Anton Andreyevich to you.
This is miss Orekhova.
She’s eager to deliver pizzas.
Come on, get down to work. Quickly!
Did you come because of the announcement?
Come in. Take your seat.
Here an application form.
Fill it in, please.
Who is that Alex?
A waiter.
Don’t mind him, we abide him
only because he’s quick.
As you must have noticed,
we don’t have enough staff.
So, you came just to the point.
Call Mariana to me!
Mariana will tell you
and show you everything.
She’ll give you your uniform, too.
Your salary won’t be big,
but lunch is free.
This is Natasha.
She’ll start to work with us tomorrow.
So, show her everything,
tell her everything.
So, good luck.
See you tomorrow in the morning.
Thank you, Anton Andreyevich,
you won’t regret it!
I hope so.
Yes!
Georgiy Georgiyevich,
we have found his car.
Where?
At the parking near Sheremetevo.
He might have flown away.
Damn it!
I’m sorry. It’s just this lousy 
creature will drive crazy.
So far you may go.
Darling, why are you not going
to have lunch?
Sunny has flown away.
What do you mean? Where to?
I don’t know. My guys have found
his car near Sheremetevo.
What shall we do now?
We should pray 
so that Socrates didn’t recollect
about our promise as long as possible.
Most holy Georgiy, help us!
Won’t you be too strict to Sunny
when he comes back, right?
I’ll grind him into dust.
I didn’t call him from London for that.
First of all he must accomplish
the terms of engagement
and then he may go back to studies!
Miss, how long do I have to wait here?
One minute, please!
Miss, will you finally serve us?
They’ll trot the girl off
her legs very soon.
So what? Let her move about.
Miss, give me at least a menu, 
we’ll look at it.
Miss, what is it?
It’s a vegetarian lasagne.
Just what you’ve orered.
I’ve ordered meaty pizza,
I’ve been waiting for half an hour.
Are you making fun of me?
I’m sorry, I’ve mixed everything up.
Hey, beauty, have you been long here?
What are you doing? I’ll call the manager!
Antoshu? Call him.
I haven’t seen him for a long time.
What’s your name?
Let me go! What are you doing?
Come on, tell me!
Let me go!
Tell me!
What are you doing?
I won’t let you go till untill you tell me.
Let me go!
She meant to spoil my suit!
You swine, you’ve spoilt my suit!
Enough, that’s it. I can’t do it any more, 
let’s change.
Off we go! One! Two! Three! Come on, four!
Five! Don’t tinker! Seven! Are you tired?
No!
Well done! You’ll be like Schwarzenegger!
You mean I’ll be Governor of California?
Work hard, everything depends on us!
Nine! Ten! Barbell!
Aphrodite!
What? Would you like a drink?
No.
I love you!
As your instructor?
No, as a woman. Marry me.
Theo! Dear Theo!
That storke with
a barbell doesn’t mean anything.
What shall we tell Sunny?
I’m engaged to him, Theo!
Come to yourself!
Theo! Theodore!
I feel so easy with you.
As if I’ve known you all my life.
I would never think you are like this.
At first I thought
you were a different man.
What kind of a man?
Impudent, shallow. Besides,
I thought you were gigalo.
I’m sorry.
Hold on, please.
I can accept that I’m impudent.
As for «shallow»,
it’s your subjective point of view.
A lot of people consider me
to be too intelligent.
But why gigalo?
I don’t know. Maybe because 
such good-looking men
prefer to scrounge on somebody.
You are too handsome.
Really? I still don’t understand
women’s taste.
Now I’ll be more careful with my beauty.
Maybe I’ll manage to sell it for big money.
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you.
It’s just I loved one handsome
guy for a long time.
And he only dreamt of money.
So, he found an oil derrick.
Maybe he’ll change his mind
and come to you.
Oh no, he has such a wonderful life.
I doubt he’ll exchange it for me.
Come on, how can you know that?
If I were him, I’d do it.
Money is good, but love …
What a pity he isn’t you.
Pity.
So, how are you, son?
I did 700 push-ups yesterday.
Well done!
Do you think of doing something else?
What are you eating? Is it food?
Daddy, let’s change the subject.
I need to have a serious talk to you.
Let’s talk.
I’m almost 26.
So what?
I want to get married.
Do you think I don’t?
So, I thought I had to get married,
daddy. Maybe.
Holly Georgiy heard my prayer!
My son has finally come to his senses!
Who is she?
Aphrodite.
What a beautiful name.
You grategrandmother’s name
was Aphrodite, too.
Ananasis.
Maybe I see in all my dreams how
you are getting married.
Really? But when I start talking
about our wedding,
Sunny starts to laught at me.
And now he has disappeared.
But I’m sure he has escaped
not to marry me.
He has no right to escape from you!
You are meant to be together
since your childhood.
And this is a question of honour!
When Georgiy set up his business,
he didn’t have enough of money
and he asked me for help …
And that was when Aphrodite was born
and Socrates was so happy
that he lended me some money.
Without any interest!
That was when I swore
that when Aphrodite grew up …
Sunny will get married to you
because we are noble people!
Aphrodite will get married to your brother!
But daddy, we have so much in common.
I like sports and she likes sports.
I like casino and she likes casino.
I like kebab …
And she likes kebab. Who doesn’t?
Show me at least one person who doesn’t!
And if he says that he’s changed his mind,
I’ll kill Georgiy and that rascal Sunny.
They’ll see whta happens
when you break your word.
They promised me you’d be a member
of their family.
If only they try to deceive me!
Daddy, but there is Theodor
and I like him much more than Sunny.
What is I get married to him?
I’d better see you a spinster
than married to that idiot!
But daddy!
But daddy!
That’s it!
I’ve told you everything!
Miss, will you buy it or not?
Thank you.
Excuse me. Can I have «Tusovka» magazine?
Yes, you can.
Thank you.
What’s new?
Hi!
Hi!
It’s all the same.
About a meeting with his producer,
leaving for Moscow
and big love. In general,
a fairy-tale about Cinderella.
It doesn’t matter
what they say in interviews.
People often pretend to be what
they are not.
Maybe he was made to say that
but in fact he thought of you.
Like this.
Did I say something wrong?
Or is there a pimple on my nose?
It’s unbelievable.
What?
So what?
You are very much alike. The same face.
I think, we have nothing in common.
Although you are not the first
to tell me about it.
I was even invited to a look-alike show.
«A heir to an olive and wine empire
and a man any girl would marry
Alexandr Popandopulos
was noticed at the party».
And the name is the same.
Is it really not you?
If it was me, I wouldn’t deliver pizza.
I would drive my Bentley
somewhere in London.
It’s unbelievable how people
can look alike.
He’s mama’s darling. It’s obvious.
He spends father’s money and
he doesn’t know a real life.
But he’s a millionaire
and he’ll always have enough
of girls’ attention.
I even know such a girl.
Will you remind me of that all my life?
You know why I’ve done it!
I know, I know. It was just a joke.
Oh, sorry, I didn’t know that.
Oh, Orekhova! Orekhova,
come in, it’s all right.
I’ve brought your lunch.
Lunch is great.
You became so amiable. Am I right?
Are you crazy? Let me go!
I don’t like when you are like this!
What about this?
Are all men like that?
Yes, they are!
I don’t understand why
they find you attractive?
There is nothing to look at.
Dionysus! How can you say that?
Miss, don’t listen to him,
you are very beautiful!
He envies you!
Why should I?
She has so many problems 
and I have to solve them.
Really? And what happened?
You see, I came to Moscow and I …
Enough. Shut your mouth,
I’ll tell him everything.
In short, the money she had saved
for an operation was stolen.
Oh, it’s terrible!
I happened to meet her on a bridge
when she was about to drown herself.
It’s so terrible!
I took her to my flat, gave her my warmth,
let her stay at my place,
helped her to find a job,
but she was fired. I don’t know
what she’s gonna do now.
If she doesn’t find 
any money for her operation
I’m afraid to think what can happen.
Is it serious?
It’s better for you not to know.
It’s horrible!
It’s a real nightmare!
And what are you going to do?
I’ll look for another job.
Look, why don’t you come to me?
I’m looking for a servant.
I see you are a nice girl,
besides, you are a friend of Dionysus.
Actually I’ve never worked as a maid.
But you need the money, right?
But we need the money!
You know what? You’d better agree.
Do you know how much money she pays?
All right, I agree.
Hi!
Hi! Why are you so attractive?
What are your plans for the evening?
Oh, you know, I want to have some rest.
What about a night club?
I’m sorry, but I think, I won’t be able to.
Firstly, I’m very tired, secondly, …
You have nothing to wear.
How did you guess?
I don’t remember if I told you
that I can read thoughts. It’s for you.
Oh no! Are you crazy?
It’s written here «Armani»!
To tell you the truth, it’s fake.
Where do you think I get «Armani»?
My neighbour is a suitcase trader,
she brings different stuff from Turkey.
Try it on!
I think, I won’t go.
Not your size?
I even don’t know.
Damn! I was sure about the size!
The problem is not the size.
I’m not sure, I don’t know
how to wear all this.
So, do you like it?
Let’s drink to this evening!
It must be a very expensive club.
Not really.
Will they not turn us out of here?
I told you!
The guard at the entrance is my friend.
Shall we dance?
Thank you for the dance. It was wonderful!
And now let’s go to the bar.
What drinks do you prefer
at this time of day?
I don’t know. I don’t understand
anything about it.
Then we’ll improvise.
Andryusha, I want to dance!
Wait, I’ll just say hello to Valdis …
But don’t be long!
All right!
Vera! Hello!
Oh, what a meeting! Hello! Hello!
Hello!
I hear you have a new music talk-show.
And I rotate a new song.
Could you interview me?
You know, it’s not really a music show,
you’d better go to the administration
of the channel.
They deal with it. It will be professional.
I’m sorry.
All right, thank you!
All the best!
Our financiers are working at this now.
You know, that’s a great idea!
I think you wanted to dance, right?
Sorry, guys,
you’ll talk about business later.
Bye!
It’s so rude to interrupt people.
It’s so rude to ignore me.
By the way, I’m a famous singer.
And you behave as if I were a thing!
You know what, singer?
Don’t forget who you are and who I am!
And who earns money here!
I don’t forget.
You don’t let me forget about it.
But remember that people know
your face because of me.
When we get married,
you’ll be Tsvetkov’s wife
and I won’t be Guseva’s husband! Got it?
You know what, honey.
I’ll think it over
if I need such a husband. Got it?
I like it here. It’s like a fairy-tale.
This dress, jewellery, club!
There are so many nice people here.
I’m like Cinderella.
Although I hate this word now.
Right, a fairy-tale.
I didn’t get it! What are you doing here?
Hi, Popandopulos!
I haven’t seen you for ages!
How are you? Tell me everything.
I beg your pardon!
Popandopolus, did you come back long ago?
Where from?
What do you mean? You were in London!
Your brother told me!
Again! Guys, I think,
you mix me up with somebody.
Who are you?
What do you mean «who»?
I’m Vadik, this is Dima.
We studied at MSU together.
MSU? Vadik? Dima?
I think, you are imposing
somebody’s life on me.
Dear Vadik and Dima, I’m really sorry
that I haven’t justified your hopes
that I’m not … what did you say?
All in all, I’m not him. 
And we have to go. Have fun!
Andryusha, will you keep
silent all evening?
Look at me. Andryusha, please.
Don’t be offended.
Yes, I behaved improperly.
I promise that I’ll never tell
you anything about money.
Will you forgive me?
I forgive you.
Andryushen’ka, my pussy. Don’t get upset.
It will pass off. It can happen to anyone.
Andryushen’ka, open it!
Hallo!
Hallo! Dasha? Hi, it’s Andrey!
What Andrey?
Tsvetkov! Do you know so many Andreys?
Who are you talking to, Andrey?
Why do I have such a big honour?
You are such a big star now!
How did you deign to us?
Tell me where your friend is.
I keep calling her, but she doesn’t answer.
I wonder where she is walking so late.
Oh, the girl-friend you dumped?
She went to Moscow. Long ago.
What do you mean «to Moscow»? To whom?
You see, she’s found a man.
He’s a millionaire.
He’s handsome.
He fell head over ears in love with her
and made her a marriage proposal.
Stop lying. Where could she find him?
Who do you think you are?
You think you are the only
one in the world.
Open your eyes, there are so many men.
Andrey, open the door. Open it right now!
Listen to me carefully.
Tell your Natasha that if 
I learn that she cheated on me
she won’t see me any more. Got it?
Oh really?
Open it! I tell you!
I’m so scared!
Andrey, open it right now! Open it now!
Who you called? To your ex-girlfriend?
Leave me alone!
I don’t want to see you any more!
What? You live in my flat, spend my money.
And you are nobody in all senses!
How dare you offend me!
I’m fed up with youа!
What did you say?
I ask you, what did you say?
I’m fed up with you, jealous goose!
Get out of here, freak! Dullard!
Get out of here!
With pleasure!
You and your money make me sick!
So go and earn it yourself! Jerk!
I feel sorry for you.
You have lots of money, but no happiness.
And you’ll never have it!
It’s for you to remember me by!
For you to have something to remember.
Oh, what an odour! Wonderful!
Shall i wait long?
No, the duck is ready,
and I’ll get out the pie in 3 minutes.
Do your best. I’m waiting for my old friend
and I want to surprise her.
Good afternoon! Is Anzhela in?
Yes, she is.
Haven’t seen you for ages. Come in.
Shortcake with cream.
Anzhela, your house is incredible.
I liked it so much!
Look, where did you get so much money?
You look chic!
Allo? Beauty salon «Fairy».
Dionysus, hi. It’s me. Listen …
What shall I listen to?
Speak louder then I’ll listen to you.
I can’t speak louder.
Do you know where Anzhela lives?
So what?
Take a taxi and come here.
But don’t call her
and don’t tell her anything.
Wait for me in the taxi behind the gate.
What spy games are these?
Why are you silent?
Have you stolen her money?
Oh no! It’s just that Madlen
that robbed me is here.
Do you remember?
Is it a ken there?
Natasha! Is everything ready?
Yes, Anzhela Viktorovna!
Bring it, then!
I can’t talk to you any more.
Come here! I beg you!
So, tell me. How are you?
Oh, everything is all right.
Can you imagine, he made me
a marriage proposal!
I made difficulties for a while.
For the sake of propriety.
And then I said «yes».
Oh, congratulations!
Yes, my Vania is a good boy.
Honeymoon in Greece!
What’s up with her?
Natasha, are you all right?
Yes, I’m fine.
Is she ill?
Looks like that. I don’t know exactly,
but she cooks very well. Forget about her.
Let’s have lunch.
I’m happy to see you in my house!
It’s a big honour!
To you, my dear Socrates!
To you, Socrates!
To you!
So, how are you?
How is Aphrodite?
Everything is fine, thanks God.
How are you?
Where are the chidren? I can’t see them.
Theo is at training
and Sunny has gove away.
Any problems?
No, nothing serious. He’ll come back soon.
You are right! He may enjoy
himself while he’s single.
He won’t be able to have fun
when he gets married.
That’s right!
Do you have any news?
Well, I talked to my daughter Aphrodite.
The girl has grown up,
she wants to get married.
I’m not against it, but what about Sunny?
What about Sunny?
You know how much he loves her!
Shall we choose a wedding day?
Why to put it off?
You know how much we want your daughter
to become a member of our family.
Sunny is looking forward to their wedding.
He’ll come this week.
That’s good. He he doesn’t show up
within a week,
I’ll consider that you’ve deceived us
and I’ll assume measures!
Socrates, there is nothing to talk about.
We are friends!
If Sunny refuses to marry Aphrodite,
she’ll be disgraced.
And me, too.
And if you think
that I’ll leave it like that,
you are sadly mistaken!
Socrates Ananasis doesn’t
use words lightly!
What?!
Do you know how long I’ve been
here in this hole?
I’ve got cellulite all over my body.
Madlen is coming out. We’ll follow her
and learn her address.
Oh God, why did you come to my misfortune?
Here she’s coming. Follow this car!
Why are you shouting? Get going!
Do I need all this? In my old age!
We’ll watch her and learn where she lives.
I’ll intimidate her and she’ll give
you everything at once!
What if she’s not alone there?
What if they seize you?
And then me! Because I’m a witness.
They’ll catch us and start to blackmail,
one by turn.
It’s terrible!
I can’t let her go.
What if she escapes again?
If you are scared, I’ll call Alex
and ask him to come here.
Who is scared? Alex! He’s attractive.
I see. I get so nervous!
Have you talked to your father?
Yes, I have. But he doesn’t want
to hear anything.
What shall we do?
Look, Theo, do you have your passport with?
Yes, why?
Maybe we should go to the register office
and get married?
Right now!
Oh no! They will kill us!
My daddy wanted me to become
a member of your family.
He wanted me to marry uncle Georgiy’s son.
No problem. I’ve done his will.
And what’s the difference whethere
it will be Theo or Sunny?!
It makes a great difference!
I’m smarter, more handsome
and stronger than Sunny.
You are so smart!
I wouldn’t have thought
of the register office.
That’s because your
protein-lipidic balance is discrupted.
What?
You need a wife!
What!
Hi!
Oh, who is it?
Hi! Let me introduce
my friend Dionysus to you.
He’s very good and kind.
Yes, almost an angel.
And this is Alex. He’s very good, too.
Yes, I’ve noticed it.
So, will you help us?
I don’t know, I had other plans.
All right, you’ve persuaded me.
I’m so amenable.
It’s terrible. But I’ll stay here.
What do you mean?
I’ll be a lookout.
All right. Let’s go?
Let’s go.
What?
May I have it? And this hat.
What for?
Later.
Vania, is it you?
Yes.
Good afternoon, Madlen!
How did you learn? What do you want?
I want to take what belongs to me.
And who is it?
I’m sorry, I haven’t introduced myself.
I’m a famous killer, my nickname is Gogol.
Why Gogol?
I like reading «Dead souls» at night.
Where are my things?
Natasha, this one?
No, mine is big and blue.
Here it is.
And where is the fox tippet?
I know it’s in your flat.
It’s in the wardrobe.
Look for it yourself,
I don’t know where everything is.
And my money.
How much did you have?
1500 dollars.
I hope you don’t need any change.
There is much more here.
Natasha, say thank you
to this nice lady and let’s go.
We have 3 more clients today.
Good bye, Madlen.
And be grateful that
I haven’t called the police.
I won’t say good-bye.
I might call by again.
We did it!
What shall we do with the rest?
Oh God! I’m so glad you came, Vania!
Look, I’ve met one of those geese
we duped at the entrance door …
Is she still there?
She’s standing there kissing a man.
Vania, they have nearly killed me.
They took a fox tippet,
they took some things and money.
Vania!
What? Did they take much money?
Much, Vania! All we had!
Vania, catch them. I beg you!
Maybe it’s better to call the police?
What police, Vania? Run! Faster!
Hurray! We did it!
Why are you scaring me?
When she saw me she was so frightened
that gave everything at once.
I told you that was not difficult
and you were afraid!
That’s good I was on the lookout.
Alex, thank you very much! See you!
I’ll call you. Good luck!
That’s it!
Get going!
Where did she go to?
What’s the matter, young man?
Drop dead!
Oh God, you broke my nose!
I’m dying! Call 911!
Freeze!
Hands up!
Oh God! Why did we take that fool?
He’ll deceive us!
Run! Run faster!
Why did you put on handcuffs?
Because!
Yes, miracles happen.
You are right!
We chased them for a year
without any results
and now we were driving by
and here they were!
If he needs artificial ventilation
I can do it.
Thank you.
Georgiy! Georgiy! We have such a sorrow!
Georgiy! Sunny is at hospital!
What do you mean? What hospital?
What are you talking about?
They showed it on TV.
He was assaulted in the center of Moscow.
He’s wounded. Let’s go there! My boy!
Mummy? Daddy?
How do you feel, son?
I have a headache.
Where am I?
At the hospital. You were 
assaulted be some bullies.
Really? It’s strange.
It seemed to me I had assaulted him.
We are so glad it’s all over.
The doctor said you’ll stay 24 hours
at the hospital.
And we’ll take you home tomorrow.
Daddy, are you angry with me?
Oh, Sunny, this night 
was the longest in my life.
Suddenly I understood 
that I didn’t have the right
to treat you like that. I was so selfish.
Forgive me.
What are you talking about?
You must forgive me.
It was all my fault.
No, I won’t make you marry Aphrodite.
You don’t have to reply for my words.
But what shall I tell Socrates?
You may congratulate me, daddy.
I’m Popandopulos now. I got married!
When?
Yesterday. We couldn’t wait 
and registered our marriage.
What about him? Did he resist very much?
No, on the contrary. He was very happy.
And where is he? I want to see him.
He’s at his place, daddy.
His parents also don’t know anything.
Don’t worry, daddy, we’ll live together
only when everybody knows about it.
I’m sorry, daddy, but we thought
it would be so romantic.
Oh, young people!
All right, I won’t scold you.
The Popandopolus have finally 
redeemed their promise.
I’ll go to Georgiy today
to arrange the wedding.
Hi!
I’ve bought train tickets.
I’m leaving tomorrow at 11 a.m.
Are you glad?
What’s up with you?
We were assaulted by a gang.
There were about 5 people.
They dropped your Alex at once
and I was the only one to fight.
I was like an antique warrior
and now my Greek nose looks like
a nose of Razan citizens.
Look, I’m shocked!
Oh God, what about Alex? Is he alive?
He’s fine. He has a brain concussion,
he was taken to the first town hospital.
Who assaulted you?
I haven’t asked them.
Look, there were about 7 people.
If only you could know 
what we’d been through with your mother!
Stop it, daddy. It’s over.
Nothing happened to me.
If Socrates doesnt’kill me 
for refusing to marry Aphrodite,
I’ll live long years 
and you’ll get tired of me.
Sunny, you don’t know 
the most terrible thing.
Aphrodite registered her marriage 
with Theo.
When?
The day before yesterday.
Socrates thinks she got married to you.
He is busy arranging your wedding, 
he’s so happy.
But I don’t know.
When he learns that it’s not you 
but Theo is his son-in-law ...
I think it’s great! Aphrodite 
and Theo are birds of a feather.
I’m happy for them.
They are happy, too. 
But what will Socrates say?
Miss, what ward is Alex in?
Surname?
Orekhova.
You mean, you are looking for Alex Orekhov?
No, you understood me wrongly.
Oh God, I don’t know his surname.
All right, I’ll look by myself.
Miss, where are you going to? Miss, wait!
Miss, you can’t walk here! Miss!
I can’t live without you!
Stop! What are you thinking of?
I don’t know. I just have a lousy mood.
I don’t give a damn about your mood!
You won’t get out of here
till you sing properly.
Peter, one more time.
Misha, I beg you, let’s have a break.
10 minutes. Peter, smoke, please.
I’m tired of your depressive look.
I took you here for you to work!
Understood?
I spent so much money on you.
Oh God, i’m sick and tired of your money.
I can here all the time only 
«money, money, money».
And now you. I’m so tired of that.
Did you think it would have it 
all of a sudden? You are a zero!
You are nobody i took you here 
because of your cute face.
There are thousands guys 
like you in Russia!
I’ll take other boys tomorrow 
if you don’t toil. Understood?
By the way, let’s talk about Guseva.
Why the hell did you split up with her?
What shall newspapers write about?
I don’t need such a singer!
I promise, I’ll write 100 hits.
It’s just I feel awful now.
I miss my ex-girlfriend.
You’ll have 10000 girls tomorrow.
I’ll pick them myself.
But work, please! Please!
What shall I do for you
to come to your senses?
Arrange a concert in my native town.
I want to come back as a star
so that everybody saw what I am now.
Besides, I’ll make it up with Natasha.
She’s waiting for it so much.
So, write to me. 
I won’t miss you, of course,
because that’s where I’ve got it.
But if you send a card with flowers,
let it be so, I’ll read it.
Thank you for everything.
Dionysus, you are so cool.
I love you so much. 
I don’t know how I’ll live without you.
That’s it. Otherwise I don’t guarantee 
I’ll control myself.
We shouldn’t cry or we’ll have
a running nose.
Dionysus, I want to ask you for a favour.
If you see Alex
tell him
I’ll never forget him,
that he’s the best and that I love him.
Oh God! What do you need this waiter for?
Of course, he’s good-lloking,
but I think you wanted
to find a millionaire.
I don’t need any millionaire. I love Alex!
I see. I thought she loved me
but she’s so perfidious.
All right, I’ll tell him when I see him.
I have to go.
Thank you for everything and good luck!
Good luck to you, too, Orekhova!
What? We need to have a beautiful life!
My beauty!
Hi!
Hi!
Tea? May I have some, too?
You don’t seem to be happy to see me.
Why? I’m happy. I just forgot you.
And I didn’t. You see, I came back!
I have an important talk to you.
I’m listening to you.
You’ve changed. You are different.
You are cold and very beautiful.
Is that all you wanted to tell me?
You know, when I was in Moscow 
I always had a feeling
that I missed something.
I missed your care, your love,
even your tea.
Nobody can brew such tea.
So, I thought I had to go to you.
Becuase I felt really well only with you.
What about your millionaire?
She drove me up the wall!
Try to undrestand, Natasha, 
that it’s PR, it’s my job!
I want to be with you,
to have all we planned.
And Salzman promised
to buy a flat for us if we get married.
So, you need me because of the flat, right?
Natasha! Why because of the flat?
Do you want me to be honest? Do you want?
I couldn’t manage
to to anything without you.
I’ve lost my inspiration.
I can’t write any songs.
Salzman yells at me, he comes down on me.
I think of you all the time.
And I miss you so much!
Come here. Sit down.
I know you love me.
It seemed to me I saw you in Moscow.
But I don’t think it was you.
I always thought about you.
Did you think about me? Did you?
Andrey, let me go!
Will you be my wife? Will you marry me?
Andrey, i don’t know.
I tried to forget you.
I came to marry you.
But you don’t love me!
Natasha, you are so beautiful.
How can I not love you? How? Tell me!
Please, don’t!
Will you be my wife? Will you?
I don’t know!
That’s your Dashka. Don’t open.
What if it’s something important?
Alex, how did you find me?
Hi! I looked for you and I found you.
I hope you are happy.
Of course.
Will you introduce us to each other?
It’s Alex, my friend from Moscow.
From Moscow? And what are you?
I’m a waiter from a low dive.
Orekhova, your taste got worse.
He’s only a waiter.
Andrey, stop it!
Why did you come to my fiancee?
I wanted to tell her I loved her
and offer to marry me.
And a tray in addition.
Natasha, I think there is
no reason to refuse
such a suitable match.
You’ll be full all the time.
Andrey, your jokes are silly!
Alex, don’t pay attention to him.
I don’t care. I came not to him but to you.
You are a bit late. The girl will marry me.
I offered my hand, too. And she said «yes».
Is it true?
Not exactly.
So, I’m sorry to bother you. Be happy!
Alex, wait!
Forget about him.
There is only you and me now.
Andrey, don’t.
A star offered you his hand!
Isn’t it enough for you?
In short, we’ll go 
to my concert in the evening,
then have dinner with Salzman
and go to Moscow tomorrow.
What’s up?
I told you he’d be back 
and you didn’t believe me.
We’ll have fun at your wedding. Eat salads.
Whta’s up? Are you crazy?
Do you stint a wedding?
Miss, take your seat!
We are shooting! Quickly!
What’s wrong?
Nothing, it’s just stuffy here.
Thank you!!!!
Dear friends, we are happy
to perform here for you.
Andrey Tsvetkov, 
one of most romantic singers,
decided to present
his new show in this town,
because he was born here.
There are a lot of respected people 
in the audience,
including millionaire Alexandr Popandopulos
who wants to say some good words to Andrey.
Natalia Orekhova, 
i love you more than my life.
Will you marry me?
Come on, say something!
I don’t understand why you pretend
to be a millionaire.
Hey, you! She’s my fiance!
I don’t give a damn about who you are!
She’s mine and i won’t give her to anybody!
I don’t think so.
I’ll kill you!
Have a try!
Oh my God! Stop it! Help! Why are standing?
Separate them! Anybody!
Andrey, stop it! Andrey!
Enough! Stop! Calm down! Andrey!
I’m sorry, I can’t be with you, 
because I love him.
I know why you pretended 
to be that guy from a magazine.
You wanted to look more imposing, right?
But you don’t need it, 
because you are the best.
I don’t care if you are a waiter!
I’m sorry to disappoint you,
but I’m really that guy from a magazine.
Alexandr Popandopulos.
How? But you told me you …
Did you lie to me? But why?
I’m sorry, it happened so.
I wanted to be in somebody’s shoes,
to live somebody’s life.
It’s such a white lie.
Oh God, I’m so tired of you 
with your white lies!
Leave me alone! Both of you!
Give me the car keys.
What?
Wait, don’t abase yourself!
You’ll have a millione of such girls.
Natasha! Natasha!
Forgive me! I’m a fool.
I should have let you know.
But I wanted to give a surprise so much.
How could you? You lied to me all the time!
How can I trust you?
Golly! Orekhova, a miracle happened 
and you are crying!
If he preteneded to be a millionaire
but turned out to be a waiter 
then I’d understand you.
Isn’t it like a fairy-tale 
about Cinderella?
Come on, make it up with him.
Orekhova, I love you! Can you here me?
Natasha! Can you hear me?
I was thinking …
It really doesn’t matter what you do.
I fell in love with you because it’s you.
I loved you when you were a waiter,
now I’ll love a millionaire.
Maybe we’ll be successful.
But promise, you’ll never lie to me!
I do! Upon the word of Popandopulos!
Happy end of this movie.
But you deceived me. Friends don’t do that.
It’s so bad.
Dear Socrates, did I promise you
that your daughter would 
get married to my son?
– Yes.
– She did.
I promised you she would be Popandopulos.
She is!
Didn’t I do what we agreed upon?
Come off it! 
Look how much they love each other!
I love you!
Come on, Socrates!
To love?
To love!
