Mark: There's a basement! Yes! 
Jack: Yes! 
Mark: Grenade launcher!
This house was the best house!
*laughs*
M:Do you want an AR? I got a blue AR for you if you want it. J :Oh hell yeah, all I got is a gray-
-that's the worst color to have.
*signature mark laugh*
M: I just got some drab and grits. It's not even a gun. It's made out of like wet toilet paper.
J: Eugh, it's like paper mache gun.
Are you destroying Stone Hedge right now? Is that what you're doing? M:Probably...
M: you're doing it too! Why're you blaming me for shit when you're clearly whapping away at the same stone!
J: Cuz... Ugh.... I....
Look.... Cool....
*mark laughs*
M:Uh that is true you do look cooler than I do when I'm destroying national monuments. J: Shh my mom's watching-
-I needed to say that
*mark laughs*
J:No it's okay, Mom
He thinks I'm cool
And everyone else watching thinks I'm cool as well! M:Wooow do they?
I dunno...
J: No don't-don't let her see chat.
Mark: Oh okay sorry*giggling*
J: Uh Oh!
Uh.. somebody shot me down
M: What, someone shot you down down? J: No they shot my uh..
-fortification. M: Oh.
-Okay, I'm gonna take this jump pad over and-uh I'm gonna fuck up their day with a grenade launcher.
J: sounds good man i'ma just-
-use my legs cuz I missed my cardio today. *mark laughs*
M: oh maan.
J: Need-need my steps.
Oh! Yep, guy right in that one! Where our friend is going, where you're shooting.
J: Hit him! M:knock someone dowwn! Heyoo! J:Nice
J:You-you 'xploded BongRabbit
*mark laughs*
M:421 baby!
J:Oh! G-guy right up there. M:*mumbling*Yeah fuck you, thank you
J:Got'em!
M:Alright, my gun is firing silently. Didn't know you could put a silencer on a light machine gun.. very very stealthy.
J: To us it's very loud. *both laugh*
M: To me it was just aa whhhisper.
aa whhhisper whipser whisper *jack laughs*
M: There's someone over here, thanks to these *??* J:Hey! you just killed the guy. I was heading up to get! Not you.
M: Me? Yeah, I wouldn't have thought it was me. I was like me? Kill a guy??
-Do you know who you're talking to?
J: He killed him and then stole all the loot that I was gonna get! Whatev-
M:ohh. fucking asshole.
J:I don't like our friends.
Oh! Headshot baby! Didn't kill him but- M: Nice!
M: I still I- probably felt good, man.
-Proud of you. J:I wish it would give you assists or something.
M: It does yeah, if you look at your stats afterwards you can get assists. J: Oh okay-
-but I wish it would tell me if the guys. I'm shooting are dead now because of my friends
M: Um probably not, just- given your track record, and I'm just gonna go ahead and say probably not.
J: Wow feeling- Oh whoa, I just got shot MEGA from the left.
M: Youuu how loww? That loww? Very loww? Ohh I haven't improved my goddamn- health thing... whatever.
J: Nah I'm... I'm okay... I'm okay.
M: Does it count as a double elimination if I knock down the same guy twice? *jack laughs*
J: It should. It really should. M: It should riiight? Yeah. I know it should.
They're-they're at the river at the base of tilted right now. I'm gonna fuck up their day.
*jack laughs* M:They're like all there. J:I can hear you fucking up days.
*mark laughs* M: I mean they've got a big day ahead of them, I really gotta fuck it.
-alright I think I've done my part.
*jack laughs* J:I think I made my point pretty clear.
*mark laughs*
M: I mean admittedly it is- it is quite effective at getting him to panic really hard. J:Yeah *laughs*
M: Cause I'm suddenly like: EvErY tHiNgS BrOkEn
J:Oh my god. There's like five dudes on the ground over here.
M: He's in- he's in here- oh.
J: Heyy! M: Yeah! That's the last guy I wanted hiiim.
M: Mheww
*jack laughs*J: I wanted him! Mee!
*mark whines* M: Mee
-I obviously wanted the credit. Whoa hey!
J:Match stats: 12,11 player damage.
M: No, I said, it's 731, but I did 20,00 damage to the structures. J:You did a lot of suppression damage.
M: I- I Mean, that's what it's for right? Jack: Yeah. M: It's to suppress and MAN they were really suppressed.
*jack laughs*
J: Okay, I'm dropping retail.
M: Alright, I'm with you. J: I saw a new pair of khaki pants that I wanted. I'm fucking going in.
M: *singing* I'm falling. Like a butterfly.
Jack: I don't think butterflies fall..
M: Yeah, well I mean..  when you shoot them.
Yeah I've got a sniper. I've got an AR and a shotgun
I've got the standard loadout. J:Do you have the cojones to pull it off though?
M: Ouhh Just Watch This!
M: Nailed it! J:Oh! Jeesus! They have a lotta rockets! *mark laughs*
M: I am nowhere near you, you are going to die.
J: Nooo! This can't be how... the cleaner ends!
M: I told you that it was stupid to be there all by your lonesome!
J:Uhg! I was killed by Poonslayer *laughs*
M:*laughs* Oh no! Oh no! Your one weakness!
Jack: The Poon!
M: I don't know if I'm gonna be able- J: I love how enemies just sneak-
*mark screaming* J: Woah! Jesus! Christ! M: Okay you're dead and somehow I'm not!
M: I'll take that! Ohm...
*singing* I choose to save my own skin
M: I'm not gonna make this. J:Are you choke jugging? M: I'm not gonna make this jug. J:Oh no!
What your elf I see I
M: I mean I see dirt
Grass two trees one three trees four trees. J:Okay. I meant more than
J: Nature M:Sun, a comet! There's a comet a ghost
J:Okay when it's people. Let me know oh
J:Wow there was three guys over there shit M:who's shooting
J:duck Duck Duck
M:I'm ducked. J:Oh. Thank you. M: Was my wall not high enough?
M: I've got some smalls for you, here take these smalls
M: We're gonna get you J: thanks man M:as soon as you get up we're gonna bolt backwards
Leaving you on my screen you'll hear your british latency fucked me
Yeah, yeah oh
Are you I don't know how that didn't kill him. Yeah exactly
You got like three shots on him and then glancing my screen there were full-on three good shots
Yeah, one of them did three damage. Oh?
Ooh we have choices. What do you want to do dude? I'm already locked in
Yes, yeah, I shouldn't have even asked that was my fault for asking. I'm gonna tell the hotel I feel bad. I feel like
I'm which you scratch and sniff
Why am I that's in I've never been called that
Yes, I called you it so it's a unique nickname that solidifies our bond and friendship
Okay, all right
How can I have another one no building a stairway to heaven I see you two are a fan of the high ground I?
myself enjoy how good
Did you almost die yeah, how much slid down the mountain
There is no good
Do you can?
And then uh trees blocking your view that
Colorful four and the right there's like four guys in it
You're right there are
nice got one oh
Shit I'm out of ammo oh no, that's bad, what do you need a or mo, maybe I'll give you
Alright I have 92 now. Okay good. I wasn't actually gonna give you any Ed it's glad that save my toes
Okay that didn't do anything
Okay, alright. I'm in trouble shit. I got
shotgun by this guy help friend help friend
Please friend
Thank you friend. Thank you
Whoa, I just a Shaka from my ass a
Friend you are my friend you are big friend
Thank you I
Got you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I'm being shot it know
four seconds three
Jim I think that might both of our teammates there was just like someone's building it must be an enemy Oh
He'd be an asshole
No, I think it was just an instinct. I said I don't know who typed me I
Don't know if that was like some guy's been killed already, but it must've been one of the last guys
Yeah, how many two dudes left, okay, but no no launchpad
on one of the lowest points I could have
Well done man, Thanks
Are they is that just a fan theory are they actually gonna blow up tilt it if the other thing
It's a fan theory because they found a thing underneath tilted with the replay mode
Which I think just looked like a giant Easter Egg, but everyone's like it's the comment cuz it was called meteor or comet
JPG
Okay, but apparently in save-the-world
lucky landing might get destroyed because it's
In save the world there's a spaceship. That's crash landing or something
Okay a spaceship might land on lucky landing his lucky landing was made Chinese New Year themed so they might make it alien themed by
Blowing it up
mmm sounds fair I guess
Can't really argue with that. That's sound logic
Yeah, and then everyone
It was like there's Morse code in the controller vibrations at random times, and then the developers came out and we're like no
That's a bull good
But it's it's in game theory so it must be true
Yeah, of course everything in game theory absolutely true and backed up by facts. Yeah. Oh just guys up on top of that hill
Yeah, I bet there are
There's a guy right here. Oh my god their teammate blocked my shot that happens, yeah
Problems care mine mine mine mine mine mine mine. What a cool dude
Who's the enemy right here? Yep? I only got a pistol to fuckin with bullshit
Nice shot be a guy shotgun. I want it whoo take that Oh heavy shotgun oh shit
No, not my property star hey guys over on the other hill damn it headshot of them rockets
Okay, I'm alive just going on that brick building over there I
See oh shit
There's a bunch guys on me. Oh no knock one down. You're dead yeah. I'm gonna die to
My choice today, yeah, there's like three dudes there oh
Shit I'm not what I've wanted to I can't fuckin build here f5 jump and move nice
Nice dude you're free falling right now
They've got grenades oh
Shoot up shoot, em all grenades. Oh never mind
It's a dancer
Uncomfortable
Seems like they want to be dead really really badly
Yeah, they wanted you like all the way dead alright. What did we do it somewhere around here? I'm thinking
Do your American boy accent I?
would like one cheeseburger
I don't know how to do an American voice. It wasn't good your first mistake was one cheeseburger. Are you kidding me?
The sound I make it I'm hitting things try hurting so much right now. Oh my god. There's a bunch of dudes here as well
Yeah, we can get them. We can get them
Find me there's a deal right here. Oh God god dammit. I'm stupid
I'm never good at following where fire is I always I always fuck it up somehow
I was looking the completely opposite direction everyone so much shootin at me, I look
Real
Maybe the enemy is like an eclipse you're not supposed to like one or look directly at them
No, that's usually always worked for me before
Mm. No. No you're talking about okay, so we just need to get better
That'd be my goal. Okay, where we going big boy?
Let's go right right shifty shafts. Let's get right in that circle
Let's fight them where they don't expect us to be oh let's go shoot these shafts will take that hill will fuck them up
They're all going to ticket tilted there. They're all gonna take us off. We're gonna tilted it up. We're gonna fuck them
Fuck them okay. Hey, I haven't gone free if you want one
I've got shotguns
Something better. That's that's all I had
Okay, I've got an idea
Won't you
Sorry I didn't mean Oh forgive me paint the bridge who the fuck said me time the bridge are we?
Doosh
Okay, he's fucking me up oh
You why on the literally opposite side I did hang and I'm gonna try hit him from the other angle no he's down
Okay, if you find heels, um your boy over here pretty weak. What oh yeah here. I got a first aid kit
Oh no, man. I I feel awful
Oh God don't raise them no my kills
okay down to another one I
Hit, I brushed that guy's shoulder ooh
Did he a start on it got him?
I can't tell from this distance
Okay, I have a friend who's gonna pick me up. You're good. You're good keep fighting keep keep
keep - Beastie Boys alive
Not sure what that means, but alright? They're all in still waiting for me. We're here. I saw okay
Just teleport in behind you. Oh my god. He got me
Damn, I just got down as well fuck. That's alright our team
What we didn't help, but I think our team was already in the losing bracket before that went on yeah
but we tried and that's all that matters I
Mean ride really hard
Okay, I'll say I feel amazing for trying. What's my night stats? Oh?
Eliminations two assists hell yeah, hey, they're bringing in two tomato head guy oh
Yeah, I just saw the news. I think that that was a fan made one that everyone was wanting ah
Not bad not bad
I don't know like is there any other way to see like what is available besides just the shop changing every day
No, you can't have to search for it online. I think oh wait tomato guys in the game now. Well. Yeah I
Mean he's available for sale right now apparently yeah, and his his pickaxe is a pizza slicer oh
Man, that's clever fine. Maybe I should just buy some V books and get it you know oh man come on
Strong
Skin I like that fun
you know I'm a quirky guy, and I'm what's all what we call la random XD I
Don't know if I've ever heard anyone call anyone oh, I've already I already see people wearing this kid
Hilarious this time we got it where you want to go baby boy right install T Springs right in there. Let's go
My fight without the deadlock when we go right in the throat trust me trust me. Do you trust me?
Yes question mark good good. That was your first mistake our here we go
Shit, I'm already chopping. I'm locked in
a vending machine purple vending machine
400 wood for a rocket launcher hell yeah, oh really yeah, I'm too it away
Good, I can give you some wood for that
Nah, man, I got yes. Oh you got it. Okay cool
Hell yeah, baby. You can come over here and get the same thing. Yeah. I'm I'm coming. I got to get more wood though
All right, baby boy. I'm saying that I don't know, Hawaii
Yeah, that's that's a new thing, but you know it's alright. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to like say cool shit play yeah, Foxtrot
Desert man
It's not working. I wanna fuck someone with a rocket
I'll shove it up their ass watch them fly into space. I mean that's an option
we could we could try that or or shoot it at like their body I
mean potato tomato, it's all gonna kill someone in the end I
Mean I good Oh guys building way far right. I don't know why I'm shooting at him
How far is way far like where that ramp is going over there?
Do you want to take this launch pad that this guy made or do you want to hell yeah?
Oh, there's people behind that house
Yeah, this guy Ricky's very careful
We're very oh
Yes, yes, yes. Yes, oh shit
Knocked him down
Look out look out look out here exposed. Oh, I killed that guy fuck no
I just finished him off the train Steve listen nona killed another guy like those. Oh, Oh
Knock down oh shit. There's a lot of dudes here. We might have flown too close to the Sun
Damn get somebody oh shit ah
Fuck you get fucked hang on and Fox
Least
*mark*You guys killed by what?  *Jack*splits
Okay, I need to
And there's way more dubes over there than I thought there was why didn't I pick up the drugs out here? We go finally oh
Shit fuck well two can play that game motherfucker
Apparently he played the game better than I did he read the manual he knew how to play that game
That game... as soon as I heard your rocket go off. It switched me to another person to spectate it's like that
He's done  he's done
Yeah Pretty much, okay
It's gonna be crunk...
Yep
