• From people out of their minds on drugs,
to creepy weirdos he Planet Dolan crew re-enacts
some of the best true stories from our subreddit
about the weirdest things they’ve seen on
a train – I’m [] and today I’ll be your
narrator
Number 10 was submitted by Jace_Strider - Pringle
This one time Pringle was sitting on the train
while looking out the window. Pringle wasn’t
really doing much so his attention turned
to this one guy’s phone conversation. The
reason he was drawn to him of all people was
because he was all sweaty and looked fucking
bewildered. Like, his eyes looked like that
of a deer in headlights. Not long after, at
the top of his lungs, the guy yelled:
"DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE ME. I’VE
BEEN SEEING BLUE PEOPLE FOR THREE GOD DAMNED
DAYS YOU MOTHER-FUCKER"
At that point all Pringle could do was laugh
his balls off.
Number 9 was submitted by Bryick - Honeybits
When Honeybits was seven she managed to win
a plush Pikachu from a claw machine; she immediately
fell in love with it. She then went on a train
with her parents, holding her Pikachu carefully.
Not long after the train ride started, a stranger
came up to her and grabbed the toy without
her parents noticing; instead of crying she
just sat there frozen. Later on a couple people,
different to the person who stole it, gave
her her Pikachu back with an apology.
Fast forward to just recently, Honeybits needed
some stuffing for her cousin’s darling toy,
so she grabbed the Pikachu. She noticed that
there was already some rough stitching she’d
not noticed before, she opened it up and found
the stuffing she was looking for, and a note
with a bunch of numbers on it.
She didn’t know what they meant, but I can
tell you now that each number corresponded
to a letter in the alphabet and it reads:
‘Hello there, you must be older now. How
nice.’
Number 8 was submitted by WolfFang901 – Sacred
Snewpee
When Sacred Snewpee was 15 this guy, probably
around forty-years-old, got on the train in
a superman suit: cape, foam muscles, tights,
the whole nine yards. He then sits next to
Snewpee and opens his backpack, which is filled
to the brim with nothing but oranges. She
shoots him a quick disgusted glance. This
prompts him to start bawling; then, in a sort
of payback, he rubbed one of his oranges on
her shoulder furiously. It was awful and it
scared her to death.
Number 7 was submitted by CidiusV - Dolan
Dolan was travelling on a mostly empty train,
which was lucky since he had a load of stuff
that just wouldn’t fit on the floor. Not
too long into the trip the train pulled up
at a stop and a large guy walks on. In one
of his hands was a Styrofoam cup filled to
the brim with what was probably water, in
the other was a pamphlet held between his
fingers. Without paying for a ticket he just
walked up to a seat...the seat next to Dolan,
the one with all of his stuff on it. He just
quietly stood in the row and stared at him
and his things. Dolan didn’t want any trouble
so he squeezed all of his possessions on-top
of him, it was awkward as hell but, 'do what
ya gotta do'. While the guy was looking away
Dolan managed to catch a glimpse of the pamphlet.
It was a pamphlet for a mental hospital...
It explained a lot, but it made the already
long train ride feel even longer while also
putting him on edge the whole trip.
Number 6 was submitted by Halo Crystal - Doopie
A while ago, back when she was still in school,
Doopie was taking the train home when a man
of notice came on the train. He was in a dress,
wearing a headband with a little pink bow
on top and was holding plastic baby doll in
his arms. A couple ended up talking to him,
asking what he was doing. He answered that
his wife had left him and that he was taking
care of his kid. Throughout the trip he would
laugh randomly and feed the ‘baby’ a bottle.
Number 5 was submitted by UliekOrUNoLiek - Melissa
One time my friend Melissa got on a train
only to find some dude wearing a batman costume
running up and down the carriage shouting
out "Choo-choo!". He didn't get off the train,
he just kept running up and down the carriage
with his arms in the air screaming "Choo-choo!"
Melissa thinks he was drunk, I think he was
on something way stronger.
Number 4 was submitted by TheLegend0916 - Robo
Robo wasn't on the train when she saw the
weird thing, but she was looking at one off
in the distance. What caught her eye was that
someone was on top of the roof of the train.
She checked where the train was heading and,
as luck would have it, it was a tunnel. There
wasn't any room for the man to fit through
and it was getting close. The man just stood
there and the train kept going. It was too
far and fast to see details and she couldn’t
see what happened at the end of the tunnel.
Robo wondered if the man thought he was gonna
make it?
Number 3 was submitted by SonicXE - Shima
One time Shima was with her parents on a Christmas
themed train when all of the sudden, in the
middle of the trip, the conductor had to get
out in order to change which track they were
going down. When Shima looked out the window
she saw a full grown man running and screaming
down the tracks. He was wearing a Christmas
hat, but other than that he was completely
naked. He wasn't very close but she could
see him running around for a while before
he got caught by security. Every parent demanded
a refund, but none of them got it, and the
ride continued as normal.
Number 2 was submitted by Metefi – Slapped
Ham
When Slapped Ham was twelve his dad sent him
out to buy bread at the grocery store. So
he took the subway and on the way he heard
a man yelling. The man was looking at any
woman in sight and saying they were beautiful.
Ham turned his head down hoping he wouldn’t
look at him. But he ended up looking anyway
and started saying things like "Why so shy?
Don’t be afraid to show your face! You’re
beautiful!" Ham just pretended not to hear
him. He sat on the subway for 2 more minutes
until he got off at his stop. Luckily he didn’t
follow Ham off, although he did run in to
him two more times before being rid of him
forever.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I’VE
ever seen 
on 
a train?
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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