Hi, today we are going to show you how to massage a cat, dog, or significant other
be sure to watch until the end of the video
for some bonus tips!
In case your massage goes horribly,
you can distract your cat, dog, or significant other
and then run away
 Make sure it is soft enough so that it won't hurt but 
spiky enough to look intimidating.
for poking and prodding
this is for the necessary laser treatments.
Gently grab a cat, dog, or significant other.
Today we will be grabbing
a cat.
Gently squish your cat, dog or significant other
to check for lumps, muscles, and organs.
If you feel something,
this is good!
If you don't feel anything,
get yourself medical attention
or find yourself a cat, dog, or significant other
We will begin laser treatment now.
Grab your high power laser beam shining flash tool.
Massage all over the body using high power laser beam waves
Take out a magic wand.
Poke and prod.
Keep your toy at hand in case of agitation.
Good job!
Take your potentially dangerous
soft spiky thing and massage.
How to unmassage your cat, dog, or significant other
So there you go!
We hope this was helpful.
