Drama Alert intro plays.
What is up Drama Alert Nation?!
I'm your host KILLER KEEMSTAR lets get riiiiight into the news!
Our first story is coming from Logan Paul
who went back to the forest
but this time he got busted!
Two days ago Logan Paul uploaded a video titled, "I GOT ATTACKED BY THE LOGANG!"
And in the video he was at Yosemite Park and park rangers were about to give him a ticket
For acting like a damn fool!
But here's the kicker, it was his birthday
so the rangers let him off (stupid mistake)
But another Ranger in the park gave him a ticket story coming from the blast.
Reads this: "Paul was in Yosemite with a group of friends celebrating his 23rd birthday
And he brought his infamous
"blue school bus"
dubbed the cool bus
along for the trip the official told us riding on top of the bus wasn't the smartest or safest thing to do and says when
Rangers confronted the group Paul took responsibility, we're told he was cited for an illegal
operation which only amounts to a small fine." Logan Paul busted and
speaking about busting KSI
uploaded a brand new video today titled my first adult movie featuring, Celestia vagon
*Keem laughs*
JJ is a fool here is a short clip of that roll it
KSI's adult video shows
So I was saving my fast, I don't movie, I want it to be I want it to be authentic
I don't want it to be as real as possible so this is you just looking at my door
And then just saying whatever comes to mind
And uh yeah just go with the flow and enjoy it ultimately just this fun experience
Just gonna close the door now
*song plays*
oh Hey hi
Okay Cut
Okay, it's less yeah. I mean that was great, but I mean you see you seem a bit like
Awkward beside like try. Yeah, but yeah, so try to be a bit more loose
Hey, hey, how's it going? Oh it's going very good
How are you? I'm great very loose right okay cut
Okay, okay, it's more loose
But I don't want you saying the word
That that's that's not hot like if you if if you go to a guy and said I'm loose
I mean I relax in this no no but you don't like I instantly think you have a loose
Okay, vagina. Oh my god, and at the end of the video KSI
said if he gets a million likes he's actually gonna make a porno like no he's not no he's
JJ you better not and speaking about KSI
his brother Deji is now confirming that the fight is going forward with
Jake Paul today he upload a video titled Deji versus Jake Paul is on where Deji had this to say
Rolling Jake pool is on I'm stoked for this event because it's gonna be the biggest event in
Youtube history i'm JJ's fighting logan pool if it's Francina come to my I fight CJ pool
That's that's gonna be the biggest event in youtube history, and I don't feel there's going to be any event anytime soon
That's gonna beat that because we're talking millions of people watching who drive that fight as long
And I'm so stoked for it Jake Paul isn't a pussy he actually yeah, she stepped up to the platter. I think your back
Isn't the p word he actually he's actually getting this done damn
This is going to be the biggest
Livestream event ever and speaking about Deji me and him are gonna be playing fortnite tomorrow
I'm gonna be live-streaming it
he's probably gonna be live-streaming it check out Twitter if you want to watch us get down on the fortnight's also and
in the news Bhad Bhabie
And WoahhVicky hate each other they absolutely hate each other and the two i guess were planning on uh
Throwing down, but WoahhVicky is saying that Bhad Bhabie didn't show up. This is what she said on insta
this pussy ass Cash Me Outside girl, this bitch's cap she told me to meet to fight
But guess what?
Bitch ain't pullin' up
and bitch you ain't (any of that?)
Bitch you're scared and you know I'll beat you're ass
BITCH
And you know My music is better than yours
That's why you use a writer and I don't
BITCH
Bitch have you seen My views?
Bitch you're broke I'm a billionaire bitch. You broke as fuck
Yo, bitch, you don't even do your freakin. Uh me and get right
by the way, I met that asian guy when I was in LA and I didn't understand a thing he was saying to me and
I I still don't
also in the news
VidCon is an event that I will never attend okay first of all I hate VidCon all right
VidCon and the people that run VidCon, they always have featured creators that were popular like in 2014
2013 they always have like a bunch of in relevant people there
And then when actually like relevant popular people show up
They kick him out because they cause a mob so they're so out of touch
I hate VidCon and two days ago Tana Mongeau uploaded a video
Titled this "Why I won't be attending VidCon 2018 rant"
guys this vlog is one hour and 18 minutes long
(I watch all of it lol)
And if you'll watch through it Tana Mongeau had the worst
experience with VidCon EVER like she was in a YouTubeRed series
They were premiering it at VidCon her face was everywhere, but they wouldn't give her a pass to go backstage
So they forced her to go out where the public was and of course her fans came up and swarmed her and then they tried
To kick her out for causing a mob
Seriously, if you are a feature creator on VidCon you're either stupid or desperate like this company knows
Nothing about our community
They're so out of touch like I I'm boycotting VidCon, and I suggest that the fans and other creators
Do as well they treat creators like shit unless you were very popular in
2013 and you happened to be friends with Hank green then they'll treat you pretty good
FUCK
VIDCON
also in the news
fortnite
superstar
Ninja, it's not just breaking records on Twitch
He's breaking them here on YouTube ninja tweeted out 7 million subscribers on YouTube
I gained 1 million subscribers in nine days dudes and dudettes
Oh my god a million subscribers in nine days is
Absolutely insane in fact. I just pulled up his social blade get this over the last 30 days
ninja has gained
3.3 million
Subscribers, that's insane that is faster than any Jake Paul and Logan Paul
That's the fastest growing channel period in the history of YouTube and now for our final story
Nadeshot we haven't talked about nadeshot in a long time last night
He was streaming some fortnight, and he was playing with a young fan when this awesome moment took place roll it
And I'm sorry dude. I tried my best there are so many people on us
No, I wasn't your fault we just ran into so many people at one time that wasn't anybody's fault
No, I dragged you down because you're like a pro
And I'm just like this noob no no that wasn't it at all we could have won that we got really far together
That was great
But I'm trash and you played with me and stuff no no dude come on
It's not like that me and you were just having fun
We could have won that you did a great job that entire time oh
I promise you did
(So cute ;-;)
Ok, thank you :)
*sobbing* Who's cutting onions?? STOP JUST STOP (same Keem same)
Honestly nadeshot, that's awesome. If you guys could all just take the time and tweet at nadeshot
#GoodGuyNadeshot
I
Think he would enjoy that and so and would I
Ladies and gentlemen that is it for the news if you guys want to keep up-to-date
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but seriously if the
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Make sure you slap a like on it Drama Alert nation now over three million six hundred
thousand
subscribers
Now that I think about it
I just said DramaAlert is at three million six hundred thousand subscribers
and ninja put up almost that same amount of subs in thirty days I've
I've never felt so irrelevant
OKAY KEEM SORRY LETS GET MY DAD KEEM TO 4 MILLION  thanks bye <3
