- I'm about to eat you.
- Shake what you momma gave you.
- Hi, guys.
Hello, hello,
hello, hello,
hello, hello, hello.
How are you all doing today?
I hope you're doing
really really really well.
So just a quick disclaimer,
these are not real, okay?
These are made with 100% real ingredients.
They are fake, they
are not the real thing.
Please do not try or
attempt to eat flip-flips
or sand shovels or bikinis
or anything like that.
Like, that'd be really stupid, so.
Yeah.
So as you can tell, we
have a summer edition.
This has actually been
requested by one person.
For Rick, I wish I'd screenshotted it, but
shout-out to you, this was your idea.
This is the coolest idea ever, oh my gosh.
So we have a bikini,
and the pants, panties.
Oh my gosh, I need to show you these.
Okay, so, guys,
I had to get these from the sex shop.
Yeah, and it was really
funny, because they were like,
oh, do you want, do you want
the panties for him, too?
I'm like, no thank you.
I was like, oh no, it's
actually for a video,
it's just for me.
But then after, i was like, oh my gosh,
now she thinks I'm gonna be filming myself
with them on, eating this.
Like that's so bad.
Hell no, I mean heck no.
Okay, but before we get into the video,
I want you all to go to
my Instagram right now.
Follow me, and the first
20 people to tell me
what their favorite summer
activity is, I will respond to.
So you have to DM me, okay?
Okay, first 20, and also our refreshment
of choice is, you all know, the Coldest.
The Coldest, Coldest,
Coldest water bottle.
So you can get yours
in the description box.
All right,
so, I'm hungry, let's get into this.
We have flip-flops that I made.
We have a shovel.
Shovel, shovel, shovel, shovel.
Okay, so this is real, like, I mean look.
So we have edible
sand.
And we have edible shells,
so maybe I'll start with those.
And, yes, I have dye on my hands.
Edible shells.
Let's use our shovel.
And.
Get some Graham crumbs on there.
One scoop.
We're gonna scoop.
You guys are so far away
today, I don't like it.
Eat.
Oh my gosh, that was so good.
Okay, let's do
this guy.
So.
He he he he.
All right, yum yum.
Okay, let's do,
I kinda wanna do
the bikini.
He he he.
Bikini.
Bikini, bikini, bikini.
Ha ha ha.
Shake what your momma gave you.
Shake what your momma gave you.
Don't actually shake
what your momma gave you.
Okay, let's,
I don't even know where to begin.
Okay, should we start at the boob
part?
Oh my gosh, got a hair in my mouth.
(crunching)
Should I try and do the whole thing?
Like this whole part?
See.
I know, this is like so crunchy.
Okay.
I think
I'll save that for later, if I want it.
Okay, cool.
Now, I kinda want some sand again.
I'm gonna.
Get some rocks.
Do do do.
Okay.
Gosh.
All right, now for these suckers.
Whoo.
Oh my gosh, I literally have sand
going everywhere.
The flip-flop.
Flip-flop, flip-flop.
He he he.
Yum yum.
I'm about to eat you.
All right, cheers.
Okay.
I think I'm just gonna
put that down.
Honestly, I love this, like
the Graham cracker with
the chocolate shells
is like the best thing.
Seriously.
Oh gosh, yeah.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, I love
this, that's so good.
Oh my gosh.
Guys, that was so bomb.
Like, holy frick, I
really really hope that
you enjoyed this.
Let me know your other suggestions,
and by the way, I'm wearing a bathing suit
underneath this, so, just so you know.
I'm wearing a bathing suit, but anyway,
if you guys wanna get
five extra videos a month,
go to the link in my
description for my patreon.
It's only 4.99, it's my exclusive page,
and so go there if you want extra videos,
and, yeah, I really really hope
you guys have a great night.
And everything really goes well.
I love you, goodnight.
