- Let's call Walmart.
(upbeat music)
- [Voiceover] Thank you
for calling your Walmart
where you can save money and live better.
How may I assist you?
- Hi, Electronics Department, please.
- Hi, who is this speaking, please?
- This is Gary from
Corporate Quality Assurance.
We occasionally monitor customer calls
to make sure that they meet
with Walmart standards.
- I'm required to notify you
that I'm gonna be listening
in to the next call.
- The customer won't be able
to hear me but you will.
- In case I have any notes
on your customer service.
Is that clear?
- We're gonna go ahead and
put that customer through.
One moment, please.
- Yes, hello?
- I was wondering if you sold anything
that would allow me to
connect my MP3 player
to my cell phone?
- Remember to refer to
the customer as "sir."
- An aux cord, you said?
- So I would tie that
around the MP3 player
and the cell phone and
connect them to each other?
- Remember to say, "sir, yes sir."
- You don't have to call me sir,
you can just call me Plymouth.
I bought one but it was like,
maybe I tied it too tight.
- Yeah, just call me Plymouth.
- Never address the customer
by their first name.
Please just call him "sir."
- Oh, you have to plug it in?
- Well, there was a lot of sparks just now
coming out of it.
I plugged it in to the power outlet
and now it's all black.
- [Greg] Remember to be very
apologetic to the customer.
- Are you asking me out?
- Never ask a customer out, Kelli.
- Call me Plymouth, honey.
- Don't call him Plymouth.
- [Plymouth] No, no, don't call me sir,
'cause it feels like, nobody calls me sir.
It's degenerating.
- But don't call me sir--
- You're making me feel like
a bajillion-illion years old.
I'm a young man.
- Why do you keep calling
me sir, over and over again?
- How about you and I, I
come pick you up tonight,
let's say about seven
and I'll take you out for
a lobster dinner?
You like lobster?
- Kelli, let the gentleman
know that you enjoy fish.
- [Plymouth] That's beautiful,
I would get you a lobster,
I would get you a surf and turf
and shrimp with the lobster,
steak, and red snapper all together
in an ice cream cone.
- Kelli, let him know
you're lactose intolerant,
you can't have ice cream.
- [Plymouth] That's okay,
just be in the cone,
I would eat the ice cream for you.
A lot of people won't go out with a girl
'cause she can't have
ice cream or something.
I don't look at that as a
fault, see that's totally fine.
We could get married and
have lots of grandchildren
and everything.
You don't need to have ice cream.
So 7:00, I pick you up.
You should wear an evening gown
or a bridesmaid dress or
even just a bridal gown
or something like that, something fancy.
We're going somewhere real nice.
- Kelli, can you get a
hold of a bridesmaid dress?
- I said that you should dress
like, wear a bridesmaid dress
or something 'cause we're going to
a really nice, fancy place.
- [Plymouth] Yes what?
So you're gonna go out
with me tonight?
- But what time's your shift get off?
- Kelli, we can arrange for
you to get off of work early.
- It's called the Ricky
Rick's Lobster Hole
and it's a fancy place, so dress nice
and I'll pick you up at
7:00 tonight, all right?
I love you, Kelli.
- Don't leave a brother hanging.
- Let the gentleman know you love him.
- She hung up, she hung up.
- She did (laughs)?
Let the gentleman know you love him.
Oh my God.
Oh, Plymouth, we should call her back
and let her know that was a joke.
- Kelli, we just want to let you know
that was just a prank and you are awesome.
(laughing)
(laughing)
- Hello, friendly friends,
thank you so much for watching
and thank you to Plymouth
J. Cliffords, my buddy.
Always fun doing prank calls with him.
You can check out his latest
right there on his channel.
He's awesome.
Next week we're actually gonna put up
a couple of new Domino's Pizza pranks
that we did that we are currently editing.
And so far, so good,
there's funny stuff, man,
funny stuff.
Here's the big news, guys.
There's my new album, my
new comedy music album.
I've been working on it for years.
It's my first album, first
time to release comedy music
to you guys.
It's available on Patreon.
And thank you, by the way,
for supporting me on Patreon.
I'm having a lot of fun
just talking and interacting
with you guys on Patreon.
It's a lot of fun, check that out.
If you really don't want to do Patreon,
a couple people of said so.
Okay, understand, that's
cool and just for you guys,
there's a link in the
description where you can buy
the album just on PayPal.
So thank you for that,
thank you for supporting me
in any way that you do and I
really hope that you like,
there's 40 tracks on it!
40 tracks on the album!
Paul and Storm are on the album,
they do a little song that goes like this.
♫ Your heart is wide open
♫ And there's no place to hide ♫
And I do other songs that sound like this.
♫ How'd you like to go
for a ride on the scree ♫
And this.
♫ He's got a cool car and a house ♫
And this.
♫ One for the vine and
one for the family ♫
♫ One for the vine and
one for the family ♫
So I hope you guys like it,
thanks again for checking
it out and for supporting me.
You guys are awesome, see you next week!
Goodbye!
♫ One for the vine
♫ And one for the family
♫ Yeah, yeah ♫
