>> So all this week we've had the RNC and
it was all building to last night where Donald
Trump was going to take to the stage and accept
the nomination of the Republican Party, which
he did, although not without a little bit
of assemble.
>> My fellow Americans tonight with a heart.
Full of gratitude and boundless optimism.
I profoundly accept this nomination for president
of the United States.
>> So really fast before we get to the substance
of this, which way was he being weird or stupid
or bumbling fair? Did he mean to say proudly?
Or does he think profoundly works in that
context?
>> He's an idiot and I've stopped with it
all.
>> It's so funny. I don't know. I wanna give
a hat tip to the folks over at The Daily Show
who put together this mash up of Trump essentially
saying that -- And all these people at Fox
News saying that It's such a huge accomplishment
for Trump, for Biden to be able to read off
a prompter.
Wow fancy that any idiot can read off a prompter
and then they went through and pulled all
the times that Trump the idiot could not read
off a prompter.
>> Yeah, that was great. We thought about
playing some of it but we can only do so much
Daily Show.
What was it, it was 10, was it 20 times, where
he could not read a word off the prompter
which is fine I guess. But they just got done
attacking Biden for properly reading off of
a prompter, but they don't mind him. And I
don't know. I don't care, I guess if he's
bumbling and all of that, but they're still
going with Biden is falling apart.
Like, I feel like you should at least be fair
about that. Anyway, his speech, I'm not gonna
lie to you. I checked out on it, like 15 minutes
in 20 minutes in, I turned to my wife and
I said, Let's take our dogs for a walk, I
can't take this anymore.
And so we went out on a nice walk. In the
L.A. night. And we had a nice long walk and
when we came back, he was still talking, and
he wasn't close to being done. And so it was
very long. It was very boring. And that's
not just me saying that even that night on
Fox, some were echoing the same sort of thoughts.
>> Well, there certainly were impressive fireworks
on the mall but I have to say I was surprised
at the lack of fireworks in the President's
speech tonight. First of all, it was far too
long, 70 minutes exactly. And I thought at
times it felt more like a State of the Union
speech, like a campaign speech.
But I have to say in his delivery again. I
thought the president who have we have seen
really turned on a crowd, was surprisingly
flat and didn't seem to have the bite. That
he usually does have in his speech.
>> Yeah. So I mean, I guess the thing is if
you have to choose between a whole bunch of
crazy lies and fear mongering and racism and
all of that versus him being boring, I guess
hypothetically I prefer the boring, but the
thing is, he was doing all of that lying.
He was saying insane things. But he was saying
it in this tone of voice, which I guess is
that's him trying to seem presidential or
have gravitas that you speak at this cadence.
>> But the outdoor audience It was so creepy,
like we've all been to weddings that we have
to go to, but we don't want to be there.
We'd rather be at home as a destination wedding
at like John's and then I don't remember your
wedding at all.
>> It was good.
>> I do remember it. Sorry. I have a very
terrible memory for events. Now I remember
it was nice whatever. Thanks for the invite
>> You spoke at it. You monster.
>> I was having trouble. It was a really great
venue. Let's talk about your wedding more,
John. Let's have a you time.
>> Let's just go back to Trump.
>> I was talking about Trump and you're like
my wedding. I'm in love.
Idiot. Okay, so I looking out at the audience
throughout that first thing we all think is
like, wear a mask you morons.
>> We're gonna get to that, don't worry
>> Right but second, like all of, Trump made
that speech cuz he wanted it to look impressive
and he wanted to essentially do something
that violates the hatch check.
That violates norms, that violates essentially
the rule saying that you can't use the backdrop
of the White House. It was designed to give
you a home field advantage. You should probably
everyone should do it at the convention, but
it just felt empty. He didn't, I mean all
the people it was like these obligatory clapping
moments and everyone else just when they went
out and showed the crowd and looked like they
just wanted to go home.
>> Yeah, they did clap sometimes. And there
were occasionally they were standing ovations
like, I think. I think it's fair to say the
biggest applause on both for him and for Ivanka
was moving the embassy in Israel to Jerusalem.
Like that seemed like the biggest genuine
applause line that they had.
>> It is Church of Trump it is Tower of Babel.
That's it because look at it's just like church.
You go there they use this building to make
it look impressive. You have to stand every
so often then you have to sit back down. This
guy who is trying to appeal to evangelicals
has turned himself into the Pope of the Catholic
Church of Trump.
>> Yeah, it was odd how restrained he was,
how restrained the audience was with Ivanka
and Ivanka gave I guess a more reasonable
speech. I mean, she lied constantly but I
guess republicans will like it. But she built
in so many pauses for applause. And she would
get that like a couple seconds delayed reluctant
applause and I'm like, this is your God's
daughter.
>> Yeah.
>> Show a little respect be on that thing.
If you're gonna polite clap, do it politely.
>> I mean there's a lot that goes into it
like did they mike the audience right. Does
the audience rise for that like that? It's
an end. That moment of clapping.
It's like when you watch, like The Office
and then you go back to watching multi cam
sitcoms, you're like, This is just an awkward
fake experience.
>> Yeah. We've been watching the single cam
that's what it's called single cam version
of this sitcom. And then they went back to
like the, you know, filmed before a live studio
audience and if you looked at Wilbertr Ross,
a barely live studio audience
