Everytime I try to flirt, it ends … not
good. Couple years ago, I was sitting at a
bar with my friends. Across the table was
a a friend of a classmate and I caught her
looking at me. So I just looked back. I thought
this was how flirting worked, just, a staring
contest until one of us walks up to the other
person. But ya know, i felt the connection
we had so I gladly stared back at her. Staaaaring.
staaaaaaring
sensual seduction
I think we looked at each other for so long,
my classmate eventually walked up to me and
said.
„Anne (that’s my name) my friend is a
little terrified and asks why you’re giving
her the deathglare“.
„The deathgla- oops.“ -I was actually
trying to flirt-
Turns out I was intimadating that girl staring
her down from the other side of the room.
YAO I JUst WANTED TO gET INTO YA PANTIES NOT
bEAT YA UP FAM CHILL.
Btw turned out she was straight. It’s like
the ending of every homosexual love story.
She was straight. The end.
I’m not the only one who’s really bad
at flirting and dating tho. When I used to
have long hair and looked straight, I got
hit on by guys. My biggest problem was when
im nice to guys they think im flirting but
when im flirting with girls they think im
being nice. Hashtag Femme Inivisablity. (Femme
means something like womanly lesbian). Soooo
this led to some interesting stories.
I always dressed tomboyish, even with long
hair. I dress especially „manly“ when
I’m going out with my friends and don’t
want to get hit on by any guys. So I put on
my bagiest baggy pants, a long white shirt
and a gigantic hoodie. Yo DAWG TUPAC’s BACK
AGAIN. one thumps up for one prayer for tupac.
I remember walking down the busy street to
the club with my hoodie on looking down, hoping
no one would talk to me. But eh, someone talked
to me. There was a guy that ran up from behind
and tried to look at my face even though I
was looking down with a hoodie over myself.
He went like
„Yo are you a girl? Yes you are! Do you
wanna grab a drink with me?“
I thought this guy seemed a bit confused by
his sexuality. But looks like he was just
a bit desperate. I shook my head while not
stop to walk my way into the darknesssssssss.
Having a really hot friend often doesn’t
help when we are going out. For the sake of
anonymity let’s call her Patalia. Do you
guys know the scheme, were someone wants to
talk to one of the girls when there are in
a group of 2 or more people. So they get a
wingman to distract the friend so the guy
can talk to the girl he likes? Patalia and
I always stick together when we go out, so
this happens so often. Some of them do it
so obviously, hey I approach girls too, i
know all of your tricks. A quick way to shoot
those guys down was to tell them we were a
lesbian couple or the quick sentence „I’m
gay and she has a boyfriend“. They get it
and leave. Easy for all of us.
But sometimes it’s just plain funny how
they try to flirt with us. Pat and I were
going from the Mainstage of an event to another
and bumped to Laurel and Hardy in the hallway.
Laurel put his hands on Hardy’s shoulders
standing right in front of us and presented
him like a puppy.
He then said „Hi! His grandma wants me to
find him a girlfriend, do you want to help
us?“ to Pat, and she walked away. I stood
there amused by the whole situation, until
Laurel proceeded to shift 45 degrees and proceeded
to say the exact same thing to me.
„Hi! His grandma wants me to find him a
girlfriend, do you want to help us?“
I’m not deaf you just said the exact same
thing there to my friend. Are you a NPC? Just
let me walk through.
Muchos gracias for watching the whole video.
A big Shoutout to my talented bro Austin for
helping me voice the guys in this video, his
social medias are in the description so you
can check him out ;)
Do you have a funny flirting story you want
to share you can write them in the comments
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