(Ray) What's happenin' Forum?
You... don't wanna hear me talk, do you?
You just want me to show you this video of
this Thai fighter getting knocked the f*** out.
(Announcers) *inaudible*
Ooooaooaaahh!
(Ray) Now the guy getting knocked
 out is not really that funny.
What's funny is the face he makes when 
he tries to get back up.
God dang.
I think the poor guy may have lost a 
chromosome from that knockout.
Look at him.
*garbled* Chammaa gammaahh
Come on man.
Stop making goofy faces and get up.
You're not hurt.
Forum, I really need to know something.
What's up with this bitch?
*woman laughing in background*
And after like 5 minutes of chasing 
this block of wood on a string
she finally gets it.
*laughter*
Now I don't know why this video went viral
and why so many people were entertained by it.
Maybe it was the part where 
the dog slipped and busted her ass.
It's funny 'cuz I actually get to call her a bitch.
Now this next video is one I 
passed up about 2 weeks ago
and I shouldn't've because it's freaking amazing.
And yes, this is an actual news story.
(Howell) 
Something very strange is going on
inside a store in downtown Prattville.
(Lawson) 
Now get this, we have a broom standing upright,
and unsupported on it's bristles.
No wires, no glue, no kidding.
(Christy) 
It's really unexplainable to me.
(Reporter) 
What in the world is going on here?
A lightweight broom standing alone.
(Christy) Ooh, no, I didn't have the Ooh 
kinda feeling or a spooky kinda feeling.
More of just... How is it doin' that?
(Reporter) It all started late last week
 for Christy Burdett when
she and her sister were getting
 their new consignment shop ready to open.
(Christy) 
And she said well look at the broom
so I leaned over the counter,
looked at the broom and sure enough,
it was standing on it's own.
(Ray) 
F***ing incredible!
I mean, it's a broom... and it stands on it's own.
Are you sure there isn't a kickstand invovled?
Is that woman a jedi of some sort?
(Reporter) From here, the news about 
the strange broom spread through town
generating hundreds of curiosity 
seekers accoding to Burdett.
Knock it down...
And you can put it right back where it was.
Not just in the center of the store
but in 2 other locations as well.
(Christy) 
There's a little Holy Spirit in here I think.
(Ray) 
I am blown away.
Nah, I'm kiddin'.
Honestly this is probably the 
dumbest s*** I've ever seen.
A broom standing on it's bristles
is not that amazing.
Honestly what's more amazing is 
that these people are
smart enough to know how to use 
the broom to sweep the f***ing floor.
I mean, where's the troll when you need him.
(troll voice) 
This news story is fake and gay.
(Ray) 
Yeah....
For the local news to cover that,
this broom must have been the 
biggest phenomenon to sweep through that town.
Well, that is until Kanye West showed up.
(Kanye) 
"Yo news team,
I'm really happy for ya'll an' I'mma let ya'll finish,
but the Nimbus 2000 is one of the 
greatest brooms of all time."
(Ray) 
Jeez....
That a**hole interrupts everything.
You know what time it is forum.
It's time for the comment question of the day
which comes from a user named RallisP and he said,
"Hey Ray, it's Peter Rallis here from Movie Buzz
and I have a question of the day for you...
All these movies that are comin' out,
they also have their porno name... counterparts...
like Cleavage Field
and Lord of the G-Strings
and Star Whores.
So what is your best Movie Porno Name?
Have fun with this.
(Ray) 
So that's a really good question.
Leave your interesting or creative responses 
in the comment section below.
And don't forget your video for the next 
episodes comment question of the day.
Well thanks for watching today's episode of =3
I'm RayWilliamJohnson, and I approve this message.
So tell me Forum, if you could have 
anything grow on trees,
What would it be?
*Music: Fatty Spins; Doin' Your Mom*
Captioned by CaptVids.com
(Kanye) Yo Ray, I'm really happy for ya'll 
and I'mma let you finish
but Shane Dawson is one of the 
greatest internet personalities of all time.
(Ray) 
Ah F***.
