- King's Cuts, how can I help you?
- Hey, yeah, just a little off the top.
I got a date tonight.
- Oh, that's fun, where you guys going?
- This cute little place
by the beach, they got--
(clippers buzz)
Oh, I think your wifi's a little spotty,
I'm losing you.
(clippers buzz)
No, no, no, no!
(air whooshing)
- That means our second quarter
will be down by nine points.
Rhett, what do you think?
- No, what you said is good, sounds good.
- [Link] Well, actually,
I don't think it's good,
it's, I mean, let's just be real.
(shouts loudly)
(water splashing)
- Zack, cut it.
- Did you know we had a downstairs?
You want to go downstairs?
- Yeah.
- Here we go, oh we're going downstairs.
(child laughs)
Was that fun?
- Zack, you start us off.
- So for my presentation (mumbles),
I don't,
get,
wifi.
- [Professor] All right Zack,
your signal's breaking up, I'm sorry.
Morgan, let's go on to your presentation.
- [Morgan] Yes, so I'm presenting--
- Just playing a little catch with myself.
Just playing little catch with myself.
(car alarm honks)
No no no no!
(metal clinking)
Bummer (sighs).
Oh I take this.
Yeah.
(grunts)
Okay.
(orange juice pouring)
Oh.
(orange juice pouring)
(upbeat music)
Oh, hey buddy, oh.
So I, I just was on my last
roll of toilet paper here,
but I found out there's
this cool hack you can do.
If you put it right out
to the lens and pull back,
there is an extra roll for ya.
All right, hope you guys are doing okay.
Stay safe.
So I have a really special
item inside of this hat,
that I want to show you.
Are you kidding me?
That's so annoying.
(paper flicks)
Okay I have my charger here, going in.
Okay, here we go.
Get over there, almost there just go.
(grunts)
Okay.
All right, so as I was saying,
inside this hat, I have a really special,
no no.
(cat meows)
This is how I play games against myself.
Rock, paper, scissor.
Rock, paper, scissor.
Rock, paper, scissor.
(laughs)
(sighs) I need friends.
When you're down to your last roll?
Just use a mirror.
(upbeat music)
- No, no, no, no--
- We were so close.
- So close.
Okay.
(crowd chattering)
No, no, no, no.
So a couple of my packages
have been stolen lately
off the front porch,
so I've come up with this
trick to stop the robbers.
Take a look.
(objects thumping)
Let me show you how it works here.
So if you get a photo
of your front door area,
then you can just have your
UPS guy put it in there,
and then you'll have no more
issues with robbers, hopefully.
Mason.
(object clattering)
All right, where is the remote?
I always lose that stuff.
Oh, my sweater, sweet.
(screaming)
(burps)
(dog barks)
Just one more hour.
(traffic honking)
(crickets chirping)
(sighs)
(upbeat music)
