Can you change his clothes right here?
Nice!
What outfits do I have? Ooh!
- Got that nice denim outfit. 
- Ooh, I like denim, dude! Denim's good.
Let's go out on the town, Ryan, and let's show 'em what us denim boys are made of.
You're incredibly good at dodging things, I will give you that, Ryan.
- Thank you.
- Like when you're going fast, you're just really good at those quick, just-
WOOP WOOP!
- Like that?
- Yeah, just like that.
- Goin' to LAX. I mean-
- Oh, shit.
- LSX...
- Fuck, Ryan. 
- Well, I accidentally... did not get off the exit the right way.
- Uh oh!
- What?
[farting sound]
[giggle]
Replace every sound in this game with a fart sound effect.
That'll make it ten times funnier.
We're in the airport loop, dude, you recognize this from LAX?
I do. Except this is LSX.
Los Santos.
So what I need to do actually is get off here...
- Fuck. 
- Right there.
I need- Because the gate to the airport is right there.
- Here I go!
- Shit, oh!
Yup, that's me!
Very nice!
No! Stop!
Now I automatically have a wanted level.
Let's see if I can go get a plane!
Get in that little Cessna, dude!
[mocking] "Oh, but Matt, that's not a Cessna, you idiot!"
Oh, no. The cops.
Yeah, they're coming right now.
- They're gonna start shooting at you, Ryan.
- Go away!
They're shooting at you right now!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, shit! The controller batteries are low, Ryan!
Go, go, go!!
- C'mon...
- No, stop, stop! Woah!
Damnit! Just go up, you stupid plane!
You got it, you got it, you got it!
- Oh, you're in the air!
- Yeah!
I did it!
There I am.
Cops can't get you now!
Haha! Shit.
[grunting]
I gotta pull up.
- Pull up, pull up, pull up!
- I think they might have damaged my plane a little bit.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, I think they might- I think they damaged the wing.
Uh oh!
- Tricks, due!
- Shit! Shit, shit, shit!
- Ryan, I wouldn't risk doing tricks in this plane.
- What?
I feel like you'll-
Planes are made for tricks!
Well...
And Trix are for kids!
No, they're not. Stop, you're making me dizzy!
We're havin' too much fun!
- Ryan, no, no, no...
- We're really close.
[hums the Ride of the Valkyries]
No!
No! No!
[giggles]
See this group of-
Yeah!
See this group of... of-
Of ne'er-do-wells?
Of nay-sayers? Go blow them up, Ryan.
That's them, right?
Get 'em, get 'em good.
[fart sound]
- Yeah!
- Nice!
Let's see what else do we have.
Do somethin' fun.
- Oh.
- Ooh.
That's a fast pistol.
Yeah, that is a fast-
Oh, damn.
Okay. I guess they don't matter.
I meant to get them.
- Fuck!
- Oh shit. 
- Damn it.
- Aw.
- Hold on.
- Ow!
- Damn! Fuckin' stop.
Uh oh! Can the cars hold up?
The pigs are here.
Okay, Ryan, kill the pigs. Kill the pigs.
Let's get a little bacon goin'.
- Yeah!
- There ya go.
Take that, you pigs.
Wow, that car really blew up.
And these people are like, "Uh oh!"
There's you, Ryan!
[Ryan's glorious laugh]
God, there're too many pigs!
Just... can you blow up every single cop in this game?
I think they just keep spawning them.
- Oh, shit, I'm almost dead. 
- Get the car, get the car. Get the car!
- Drive that cop car away.
- Come on, come on, come on!
Aw, they're trying to block you.
Fuck you, pig!
Look at you go, dude! I'm so proud of you!
The cops... there's some on this bridge.
He's gonna try to- Okay.
- Oh, shit! 
- Oh!
- Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
- No, no, no, no, no...
- It's a SWAT van!
Good thing he got back in.
They're scared- stop it!
Another Gameclip?!
Follow me!
Okay, you got it. The cops are- Get away-
[burps]
Your police car is a better quality...
Get out, you pig!
Okay, you're being shot at by the helicopter.
You dirty pig.
- Shit. 
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, fuck. 
- Uh oh, uh oh!
Here I go!
This would honestly be the most-
[singing]
[splash]
Oh my god, are you still goin', dude?
You know that this would be the most amazing
famous police chase in recorded history if this actually happened?
If you could legitimately escape the-
- Fuck!
- Oh fuck.
Did you get shot?
I need to call a little taxi cab.
Callin' a little taxi never hurt anybody.
Little taxi man!
- Okay...
- [Matt's unintelligible whining]
Let's get in the back seat.
Alright, where's the cab takin' us?
Okay, it's taking us to this waypoint
and I'm just gonna skip it.
Ryan!
That's the fun part, is the ride!
Okay, now we're in the back country area.
The supermarket.
Ooh, someone's flyin' a little biplane.
Okay...
Nothing- it doesn't have to do with the plane's sexual orientation.
Yeah.
It's just called a biplane.
I mean, unless the...
Unless the plane is bisexual! I don't have a problem with that.
May I borrow your car, little man?
Hey! Get outta there.
My little vanilla princess, I will be back.
- Aha!
- Oh that's good right there.
Is that Kanye?!
It looked just like Kanye.
If it is Kanye...
Help, help!
Oh, jeez.
The Death of Pablo, am I right?
I would love to go out in your little Fiat in real life, Ryan,
and go climb a mountain like this.
[effeminate gasp]
What was that?
I missed it!
Was than an... antelope?
That was a... goat, maybe?
Was that a pronghorn?
Fuck!
- Damnit.
- Jesus Christ.
You're still good.
Hold on.
Like this is a...
- Oh, Ryan, come... Oh, Jesus Christ
- What is it?
I need to see what it is.
Haha!
Sir? That is mine.
Go get 'em, Ryan!
[hums Ride of the Valkyries again]
Are you gonna ram him?
Yeah.
And then- BOOP!
Uh oh!
Get off your bike! Did he just flip me off?
Oh, what an asshole!
Come here!
He's flippin' you off, dude.
Oh- Wow, he's really good at staying on that bike.
Ugh, this little fucker. Come here.
No, no, no, get back here!
Is that Pee-wee Herman on his motorcycle?
- Fuck! 
- Damn it!
I'm taking your friends with me.
Those are just regular bikes! Fuck.
- I don't know, it's an animal.
- Is this you? Nope.
Wow! Just sitting there for us. Look at that.
- Where'd he go? 
- I don't know.
I think he got scared and ran into the hills.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
- Haha. Is that him?
- Haha!
That's him, right?
No, that's a hiker.
Little hiker man!
That's a woman, Ryan.
Damnit.
I misgendered someone again, Matt.
Okay, here we go. Ready for this, Matt?
I'm ready.
Damnit.
You didn't- help me!
- There we
- [fart sound]
- go!
Yeah!
- That's what she gets for being a woman.
- I did it!
Matt, I don't want to be in here.
Ryan, this is not good.
Matt, what the fuck?
[soft, unrealistic gun sounds from Ryan]
Take that, Walter White! Ha-ha!
[louder unrealistic gun sounds from Ryan]
Take that, you idiot.
- Oh, sick. 
- They're pullin' dirty little tricks, Matt.
Yeah, they're tryna find- they're tryna get you, dude.
Tryna get me, get me, get me, get me.
- One way.
- Or another?
Damnit.
[suspenseful humming]
Uh oh!
What just happened, man?
Uh oh, Ryan, you just killed some pigs. You're going to jail.
What are they gonna do about it?
[more suspenseful humming]
- Wooh! 
- Oh, shit.
- We already had the chase...
- Stop it!
- Jesus.
- Damn it!
- Get up, get up! 
- NO!
Goddamnit! Get up, you idiot!
Aw, man, Ryan.
Well that was fun.
Well, we just fucked around.
Thanks for watching.
We're gonna install some mods in the next, uh- one
and it's gonna be a damn good time.
If you have mod suggestions, leave them in the comment section below.
- Please.
- If you have complaints, leave them in the comment section below.
And if you're an idiot, then just prove so in the comment section below.
- We love it. 
- Bye!
