Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
my name is JackSepticEye
and welcome to
South Park: The Stick of Truth
Now, I'm recording this game at 5 o'clock in the morning
I stayed up waiting for it to unlock on Steam
so I could get in an play it straight away
because I have been looking forward to this game
for so damn long
I'm such a huge fan of South Park
I love the T.V. show
and what I've seen of this just looks phenomenal
it looks exactly like an episode of the show
and I just love turn-based RPG's anyway so
so this just looks like win all around
I've been following the production of this game
ever since it was announced
Matt and Trey really seem like they've put their heart and soul into this game
and I just cannot wait to get in and play it
so lets get in. New game
I'm playing with the PC, and I'm playing with the 360 controller
because I think that might make things a bit easier
Get out of here mouse
Cartman: Deep in the lands of Zaron
The humans of Koopa Keep struggle to say alive
as they are attacked by the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion
Darkness falls
as the humans beg their king to save them
a nobel king, known only as the Grand Wizard
For a thousand years the battle has been waged
with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers
But even though the Wizard King was so undeniably cool
the Drow Elf armies continue their attack
They seek the humans most treasured relic
The Stick of Truth
But the tides of war are soon to change
as news of a "new" kid spreads throughout the land
In order to save the humans, the Grand Wizard must get to the new kid
before the Drow Elves can manipulate his mind
and use him to take the sacred relic from human hands
For whomever controls the stick…
controls the universe
Jack: I love it. I love it already
I though I had subtitles on
they weren't on during that
Oh, I get to choose my little dude
uhh, I'm gonna be just like me
white as the morning sun
the morning son is kind of yellow, but, whatever
what kind of hair do I have?
something like this, yeah brush it over
oh, I'm so cool
I'm going to be such a cool little kid
in this game
uhh, I dont really care, actaully, what I look like
we'll cover you up, we'll make you nice and warm
'cause South Park is a cold place
South Park is a very cold place
and we'll go green for Jacksepticeye
uh, I don't know
yeah, we'll just keep it with that
no, we'll keep your face normal
I don't want any freckles on you
and you dont need glasses
Oh my god you look like Harry Potter
If you brush away that hair is there a scar underneath it?
No we'll keep it simple
♫music♫
Father: Well I think thats everything
Mother: We did it hon
we're really moved in
Father: It's a new beginning for us
things are finally going to be good!
Mother: Do you really think it will be better
for him?
Father: They wont look for him here
We just need to make sure he doesnt attract any attention
Come on, let's see how he's doing
Jack: That must be me
Mother: Sweetie? Hon you all dressed?
Father: Hey champ. How do you like your new room?
I know its a big change for all of us, but, son do you remember
why we moved to this quiet little mounain town?
He doesn't remember
Mother: He doesn't remember at all
Father: Thats good, thats good he doesn't remember
Mother: uhh, sweetie?
we want you to have lots of fun here
why dont you go outside and make some friends
Father: Right, get outside and play son
like, like normal kids.
Mother: We've got some money for you on the kitchen counter sweetie
just, be back before it gets dark
Father: "Yeah we love you too*
Jack: Oh my god, its exactly like an episode of the T.V. show.
Holy crap
I have to get in and make sure the subtitles are on
so you guys know whats going on
There we go
Ok subtitles are on now
sorry, you guys didnt see any of them before
but, oh my god!
Terrance and Phillip!
Ok I got mony and I got a baseball card
So thats how this thing works
Can I do something in the mouse-hole?
Argh I love this!
This is so cool
Oh I can put stuff in here
nice
Okay so thats my storage
Can I do anything with these?
Fish!
Do something with the fish
Okay no lets go out
Who are we gonna meet first I wonder?
That's locked. Can't go there
Toilet time!
I get a rusty pipe and an old sponge
It's what I've always wanted for Christmas
I've always wanted a rusty pipe and an old sponge
Why is there money in the bathroom?
*laughing*
*laughing*
*laughing*
If I don't press "A" fast enough
I don't poop, I just let out a fart
*laughing*
that is incredible
Oh my god I can pick up my own shit
and carry it around with me
*laughing*
Holy crap!
I can take a shower
and, I was bone dry afterwards
This is just, this is funny already. I love it
If you're not a fan of South Park, you're probably not going to like this
but I am a huge fan of South Park, I think it's amazing
Where'd you leave my money? Gimme my money
You said you left money on the kitchen counter
There we go
Gimme all that cash money son
Ok I got some stuff. Talk to Mom
Ok, my guy doesn't talk either by the way, like ever in the game
it's kind of a way of projecting yourself onto the character I guess
Can I not go into the basement?
No
Geez dad sorry! Fuck!
Ok
Quest log
Well this is confusing looking
"The New Kid in Town", yeah selected
Oh cool, I can see the map
Oh my god its actually a map of the entire town
Now that is cool!
Okay, so where am I?
I'm guessing I'm here?
Yah okay lets go
Wonder who we're going to run into first?
Who's gonna be our first friend?
Snowman?
Of course its Butters
Okay, okay
I'm helping, I punched him
Yay! One new friend, and it Butters
My little buddy, my little Butters
Why does it have to be Butters first?
I wanna get the chinpokomon doll
No? I cant get it?
Do I need powers? Butters shut up!
Why cant I just punch normally?
Oh I can run! Awesome
It's about to get good. Once you meet Cartman you know you're in good territory
*laughing*
Poor mom
*laughing*
*laughing*
Oh, breaking the fourth wall already. I love it
Ooh, Princess Kenny
Clyde
and Scott Malkinson
*laughing*
Aw the graphics and the visuals are insane
It's like if you've ever watched an episode of it and you wondered what it would be like to be in that world
The "Pool of Vision"
Can I use the pool of vision? I wanna see some visions.
Lets talk to Scott Malkinson
I have diabetes
Clyde, asshole
Can I accept a friend requests?
Ah, here we go
I like how the friends are like cards
Is there cards in this?
Okay so I have new friends. I'll go talk to Kenny
What's happening Kenny?
I agree
Ok so I have to get a flower for Kenny
Lets get a flower for Kenny
Im guessing there's gonna be a flower somewhere here?
Where can I get a flower?
Do I have to leave?
Ah, theres the flower
I new it had to be in the same place
It's kind of werid how youre playing and theres no like map
anywhere on the screen,  it's good, because it looks just like a episode of the show
and theres not much HUD blocking my vision
but, I kind of don't know where to go sometimes
Yeah
Sure, I got a friend request from Kenny
Yeah!
Princess Kenny
which is a weird thing to say
My name is Jack
*laughing*
Aw, yeah. Fine
Yeah, why not. You can call me Douchebag if you want
A lot of other people call me Douchebag
*laughing*
Jew
*laughing*
I wanna go fighter, or mage
I might go mage because fighter is what everybody
chooses when their playing stuff like this
Thief's are usually underpowered at the start
and they're only good at a specific thing
I don't know what the Jew is
I'm guessing its some sort of wizard thing
so mage
A mage is always a good bet because magic is always powerful in games like this
I'll go mage
So just go to Clyde?
Uh, yeah
*laughing*
The tip an rumour was "don't waste your money on tips and rumours"
so I lost $2
for nothing, okay
Uh, I have $6! Jesus my parents love me a lot
Um, am I supposed to buy something? You didn't tell me
Okay Cartman, shut up. Leave me alone. Let me do what I want
This is a twig
Uh, great
Is that all I can buy
Weapon strap-ons
Okay, this is fucking confusing
It's really weird to navigate the menu
I'm in a battle!
Oh!
They actually say "fuck" in it
"Use left stick to select your action and press "A". Then use…" Okay
Oh, okay
Shpadoosh!
What happened?
"When your weapon flashes press…" Oh
Ah!
I get it! whenever my wand flickers I have to press "A" again
"When your weapon flashes press…" Okay
Brah
*laughing*
Okay
Oh!
This is a really interesting combat system
I thought it was like *click* and *click*
and you were done, it did the attack
but this is really nice, I actually have to block
Oh! I am gonna have so much fun with this game
Uh "Dragons Breath"
"Roast your target with a barrage of flame."
"Inflicts Burning status on a perfect success."
Ok, so I have to keep mashing "A"?
Oh yeah!
So I just burnt him with a firework
Oh! Shit
It wasn't unblockable, I'm just stupid
Okay, I'll go with a wand attack
Dead, yeah!
Perfecto
Ooh, the relic. What's the relic?
*laughing*
Okay, well it's time to kick some ass apparently
but I'm gonna leave this first part here
just to give you guys a taster of what South Park The Stick of Truth is actually like
that didn't even come out right
Shut up Cartman! I'm in the middle of something. I'm gonna pause it
Um, I really hope you guys like this game
I really hope you guys are gonna enjoy watching it
because I do plan on doing a full lets-play of it
because, I really want to play it myself
and if I don't do full lets-plays of stuff when I'm recording
then I usually don't get to actually play them
because I don't have a lot of time in my spare time
So, I will try and do out a full lets-play of this game
because I think its going to be hilarious
It's already hilarious. I'm already enjoying it
a lot more than other games that I play for fucking twenty minutes
So
It looks like a lot of fun, but
Thank you guys, so much for watching this episode!
If you liked it, punch that like button in the face! Like a boss!
And, high fives all around
*Wpsh*
*Wpsh*
But thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes
in the next video!
