And
Today, I'm actually don't laugh at my intro
It's a lobster. I can't head it this out. You can't do that oh
God again, this this went bad in three seconds, so hey guys. What's up, its me meeting
I'm back once again and today. I'm actually on for tonight. I told you guys
I was gonna bring gaming, and I am so I'm actually here of my friend James say hello
Jesus
so you just need to
Punch it. Okay, so obviously you see the fortnight. We're gonna log in and we're going to
Invite my friend James to a duel match and we are going to do a strat that
We came up with it's not really something we came up with but we put a name on it so therefore
It's copyrighted even though. It's probably
copyright, so
You know what we're not gonna be ninja alright. We're gonna be what I like to call this last you the bare minimum bandits
You have no idea where it originated
Yeah
You said it one day, and it just happened okay?
so
I'm going to invite him right now
My game wants to not be stupid hold on there. We go invite
Wait did I accidentally I think I accidentally sent one of my other friends and invite, but that's fun
Hopefully they don't join
to be on the safe side let's make this party a closed one shall we
Is it okay
Great join them and we're gonna get started. You know it's funny
You know my description is for this last year what it's called for net at ten o'clock. What could happen we can
Sound like a news broadcast yeah
Alright, so we we are gonna clap for okay for tonight at 10 o'clock there we go
So I'm actually
So what do you want to do do you want to do blitz squad no fill
Or room, or do you want to do so my friend?
Angel decided to send over a party invite sorry about that
We actually have someone watching. That's fun
It's really good. I don't professional
Shut up alright, so we're starting up and do a game whoever just joined comment something because I want to see your comment
It means a lot time trust me it really does please comment something
It really does not even joking
We just
You know what's funny you
Know what's funny? Is that I showed my friends all my channel just today, and I said watch this watch this
I said it's cringy. It's crazy
It's crunchy and then they said my friend Greg said oh you're gonna throw on a fortnight gameplay
And I go you know what yeah, so here. We are
here
You know somewhat solid player. Yeah, so
We're definitely going to be
Doing well in this Jam. I could tell you that and
I I remember the last time. I streamed. It was a black ops gameplay
Wasn't that you'd like a few months ago, it was not 2 months ago. I think it was actually
Longer than that ok so as the bare minimum bandits. Where do you want to land first?
Well we're very minimal bandits on that case you gotta lay not like locations have almost nothing I
Know exactly where the land follow me to fatal
But that has a pretty good amount of loot. You know yeah, but not many people are gonna go of it
We settle for the bare minimum. I despise you so high you really don't want to name. What it currently is
Well think about it if she defend me now life will get easier when we continue this dream I
Just got a pistol and I'm gonna hope I can kill this thing
What I did some I landed
All right
Wow great so the internet connection quality is currently not sufficient to a broadcast gameplay is what my ps4 is telling me
and
I don't know why that's the thing?
You died anyways back to the lobby and while we do that. Let me get my charger for my PC
Because I got beyond unprofessional a word no we're not beyond unprofessional
We're beyond professionals what type of professionals have to charge their PC mid gameplay
we
We're good nice work
There we go there we go my PC is being charged and as for the Wi-Fi
I'm not totally sure why that's happening. There is still one guy watching so that's the thing?
You know it's sad. I think the one who's watching now is me
No, no it says one person watching, and I'm currently watching. I'm gonna join in
Look this is a professional livestream, and if you have anything else to say about it. You suck all
Right we're gonna. We're definitely gonna see what's wrong with this last year
All right, you know
You you just suck, so we're just all right once we get in you have to determine where we're gonna go
So let's give it up live
Being paid to do this
Yeah, by the way, I'll send you that $20 PayPal later on
Good good
Bellus is extremely uh perfect. I think we're really creamed either really cringey or really unprofessional who said that
Though how does she know because I told them that we were we're gonna do this like an hour in advance
Someone okay someone just said what the hell what the heel are you all y'all doing?
Nothing nothing really productive Jane. Where are we going alright so?
She's we're supposed to go somewhere that doesn't have a lot of loot. Yep
Over here
All right probably never been there I
Have I've never been there as well, so we're going to
definitely
You should send me the links like send it to her
Go to mini nerd and my my logo thing the camera and loop controller
Fine I'll do that myself yeah definitely um
You know what we should do what?
Start some small talk before we end up dying from the cream. Okay, so how about this?
While we're doing this because technically I'm also a vlogger because I have put up three other vlogs muevete three of their other vlogging videos
so
Let's make small talk let's actually talk about issues in the world. No let's not let controversial
Let's start with Trump. How about that? I?
See where you're going at this I don't like it, I don't like it
Oh, I heard a chest and that's gonna be a fun doozy doodle um
Hearing it and it's upstairs when where is the thing that can boost me up? They're not there
But yeah, we could definitely talk about something controversial slightly Oh
Yo, my friend Eden and my friend Eden is actually here, so what up Normie, so let's definitely hey
Yo, so I'm gonna get roasted on Thurs go ahead
I'm gonna get roasted on Thursday. I could feel it in my bones
Hey, yo, Eden if you can't forward this fillet Jolla on them. That's great. Thanks
Solo yeah, I don't I don't care about me getting roasted. I care about my views
oh
There's you know he just put look who's talking boy
You shut up yeah, it's already starting
Even you get shut up
I'm
Actually like say that to your audience
Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. I can't say that to my audience. I mean, thank you for
Being a part of this lush
And please like and share this video subscribe for more gaming content hit that like button. Let's get to a thousand likes
Five never he oh he put never I fine
Yeah, so you can you need to support your getting um you could just die I mean
You can you can definitely join me live. That's what I'm not saying. I don't know where died came out of oh
So what you can do is that you can join me live any day any time cuz I support you no matter what?
I found a bush. I'm keeping this bush. I liked he liked the video. I have one total like Holden's livestream
woohoo
Life is getting easy
See once once he's is really good. We really gonna go know
Once you support your audience he you get a lot of things in life
Yo, Eden, Eden just bum ready dead. You know what I?
Steal even we didn't do anything
Even I swear just setting this to everyone
I don't care who you send it to hell don't send it to what name send it to Brendan
I don't care Brendan's my teacher by the way oh
He's probably awake right now playing
Some other game yeah. He like ki. He um
He told me that he he plays like a memos and stuff like that he plays
forgot
Yo, okay, so he just said okay
Yo, Brendan Harney, Bronx left students Bronx lab school org just send it
They're eating a hurry because I want Brendan to see this I want him to comment so
Great and he just sent like the the
Jesus hey question James, did you hear anything like a noise on stream?
All right, well you got matches I hear anything
No, sorry, my little selling me something all right um. I thought of us there's a person. Let's not actually die
All right let I'm talking to you
Today don'ts don't die you see someone else. Let me do all the work
Mmm. There's someone like 120 120 southeast all right
I'm definitely yeah, I'll go in the barn you go up
Yeah, you over here by that mini farm
You see that's about him by the mini Ladd farm all right I
Swear to good mini Lud. What do you think I call myself a mini nerd?
Inspiration much inspiration like height there's a guy that might have thought never mind. He's clueless as hell
He's in this shiny
No, it's not bad, but you see the place. Yeah. Yeah, I just saw I'm engaging
You didn't just said if you don't win
Like Eden you don't want your trash
I'd like we care about winning. You know you know. It's funny. I've told actually Eden remember
I told you that you like my friend James. This is that friend?
so yeah
That's where we're not related. I'm engaging him. I'm just saying
Where is he? Yo, I'm like continuously following him over the horizon you have to follow me
Oh, my is that way. Yeah, I
Don't know where he went now cuz he went over the horizon. He's about tomato town
Yeah, I know where he is buy tomato Tom. I just don't know where in tomato town
He went forget it found him. He's on the gas station. Yeah, I see him you went behind a tree
Carrodus, man
How much are you doing oh shoot
Come on James
You can do it. You can do it don't die I?
Got a couple hits on them
backhoe hits
I'm down
Let's get ready okay. Nevermind dang it all right
Okay, let's not drop somewhere. You don't have a shotgun right. Yeah, I
Knocked that guy who had full shield
Dinner dang it all right now get now get ready to get trashed honest. My dude. Yeah definitely. I'm waiting for eat in the comment
Then all right three people are watching right now, I don't know who the third I don't even like ass
We are nope that person just left all right
Hey, let's go
You asked for it. What was it what?
He just said you asked for it. I'm scared. I don't know what he that think
There's like a underscore at the end of it, and it has like a camera and a controller as logo
All right
Here why go we are we're definitely gonna win this round go somewhere. That's like not too fun
We have to continuously be having a positive mind about things
You know who you're speaking to Mike dude
Yeah, so oh, so we're going the exact same way, so do you want to go back there or?
Mmm. No paths you know let's go like someone actually eventful now. We have someone actually watching home like yourself
Yeah, so where are we going?
We could love it tilted
You know what?
Let's go
Because that's that's all that's all I go nowadays
All right, we are the bare minimum bandits are going on to higher ground oh
here
We are going into tilted bearmanor veterans here. We go tilted leader
We're gonna we're not just a bare minimum bandits where the
What's the opposite of bare minimum uh
Come on this is a history thing when you know when you have too much of something
God damn well. I'm a disappointment. I'll end them on the second floor where there's actually a gun oh
No don't die I'm just I'm not
I'm not you okay. Hey
You're totally right, but you need to Chuck drink them minis. You know
Just watch the stairs watch the stairs, I don't hear anyone sharmee, Oh a Namek
See
Life isn't easy when you're slightly dead Oh
Picking that up pull up
You're welcome, thank you, I got a purple, so I don't have to worry about it
Wait let me get this am alone oh
Yeah
Flying dark a demon never mind no fine. She wanted me a meanie about things
This is this is all the watching is gonna be it's not gonna be actually good gameplay
It's just me constantly complaining about how you take my kills
How I take your killers you say
Yeah, sure, that's how things are working out
Yeah, totally you take my kill. You're so mean to me
Well I am Mexican sir no we're not I'm a beginning youtuber you need to not be I
Got a show for you, I already got a shield
We've got him got him knock him down, thank God you didn't lose that I
Don't know where
He is at the moment, but I don't know where the other dude is either
bad manners
Bad manners me not killing him then and there was bad manners. Oh
That's a boat. I'm taking that bolt. I'm just saying
Is that?
He's to your last I don't he's clueless player, I love how even very very late in the game goes to EULA
He's up he's up there. I know I'm going up
You'll be proud of me, yeah like I I did something good
Beam on yours I should definitely take the bandages I said oh, that's how she's quite a bit not any animal um
Um I'm trying not to jinx it because I want to really say something
Say it it's the whole point of the stream. We're just messing around yeah, okay, so
For us for us going to Tilted which usually never goes right. We're doing really well I
See did jinx not know
What I said
And now we're going to die
He blocked me on Facebook oh
Wait Oh chug chug - chug - chugga choo choo, all right
Where are you there you go all right, so we still have two people losing me
We still have someone watching which is my friend Eden because I don't think he has anything good to do
It's kind of him. Yep. That is
Roasted there's nothing about it
All right
Imagine we actually get a win mm-hmm
Yo, we actually got a win. There's something Oh
Yo eat it. It's gonna be wind we're let's get a win where I don't have to get 10 kills all right
You know I've gotten two kills already. That's more than most of our things
Yeah a fair point most of our sessions end up with me having zero kills, and you carrying the team
So having last time. I love how this livestream is bilingual. We have Spanish going on in the background
Consequently
Alrighty so
yeah, so how long has this live-streaming going on it has been going on for a
total of five minutes
It has it. It's just it's just gone over 20 minutes
All right close enough
Uh-huh things like that oh, don't get killed, please
Try not to I'm gonna hop a bit so that I don't get killed oh, I think I saw it
There on the mountain during a mountain all right well, I have a chest in here someone open it real quick
Let's pick up those bandages. Please pick up the ammo and wood and the effect on
You know try to get down into the tunnel I
Do not see them on the mountain
There there there
Well the good thing is that if I can't see them they can't see me headshot him that's okay with him I
Shot him oh my gosh
Get me I told you
Didn't I yeah good?
Yo
Yo, Caban cover come on come from oh. Yeah. I'm the art here. Let me it's gonna
Wait you're in you're in the sight line. You're in sailing your insightly
You just told me just get me just got me just got me
My friend eating leveller
Resin piece wow so that's what we don't need to be that serious no we still need to be serious
Alright hold up. Let me drop my shadow Drona. You're on the moon. Don't worry. I got it all right that
Should bring up your shields as well alright
Yeah, he's coming down oh
There's a purple thing a purple weapon. I think in that truck over there. Okay watch our hood seaweed see me. What's coming down
All the circles not too far
Not too far south I believe yeah, not just a far so
East crap we have to go towards him to do anything right this way this way all right
Get in get in get in I'm not looking to die folks
Loot no I'm just blowing off a sniper and off there we go
Well, I love how I got all the ammo besides sniper
Wow, that's fun um
What type of meds are Gary?
It's just bandit I
Drop them for how many videos is this yeah, you could take these two. I guess I have like 30 minutes
Ha there's two more meetings over here uh?
yeah, all
Right is that all we need
You know I've never really tried to hand cannon, how is it?
pretty inaccurate
Great, I heard it's like a deagle
It is a deagle
Pretty inaccurate mm-hmm
Boom, I think there's someone here, but I don't mind. I'm going to kill them probably
Hope someone was here
Passons, yeah the people with that slightly oh
So they were here this was their base
Now if we had any Spanish viewers I bet they'd been enjoying this right now
We have quality content right here eaten texts. Oh, I fell down a mountain and now I'm at 61 isn't life great
How much I love Jesus Christ jeez I hope you make it yeah?
Where'd you where'd you got it? Okay? So there yeah, that's yeah. Yeah, let me just heal up real quick
Quality content right here Eden
texts
Because he is great yo
Send this to Jala send this to other people. I kind of need the views oh come on
solo
I'm not selling out see I don't get paid. Uh-huh, maybe you need to get paid to sell out
My friend Eden said I did
If I dare to probably they're probably the people that I just came and left
You know um I'm probably serious. It's I want to lose you Facebook live things be like Oh someone joined
Nope, they did it a lot great
I'm gonna check the Shack behind you we are those six kills surprisingly
There is band-aids if you can carry that oh
No, there's no library things
Always someone on here is you're hiding back here
No oh
My gosh. I thought you know you were doing some shot or like someone was shooting at you
Maybe you were hiding look at that. Yeah, it was intentional on easy
Um he probably sleeping is what my friend said
Yo, so wait did he find my channel?
Yeah, I did did you subscribe?
She said she'd rather keep her brain, so look at these people right here ladies people look at these people
Yo, this idiot didn't know where I was coming from he covered it and went oh, no it's coming from here think I
Wish there was like chat in this game, so I could say subscribe Dominion, but that's not gonna happen I was a
Who I want to take you please and then I want to note those are two hand cannons nothing good
Is this is this a scar?
Yes, oh, I've actually never had a scar look people going around a mound right yeah
Hide behind a tree industry
Yeah, Oh God be careful
They're running they're running
Where to where Oh to that tree don't you see it? Yeah, so I'm just long as I got behind Oh
Shots shots fired
Chime intelligible roasts are happening oh, I almost got a hit that would have been
Legendary buy me buy me buy me there's someone here. Oh come on
Where wherever we're all you're like over there
Can you kill the other guy hope
One shot all right go go go go go cuz he's probably gonna knock me down
Holy Christ hit him I did twice
Yeah, come here come here. Yeah, I'm mattress cover this up. Yeah drop me to drop me - Minnie oh
Yeah, just split it just with it open up your money into splitting oh
All right all right
Hurry up tikka tikka tikka dude, we're running out of time oh crap sorry, sorry sorry sorry literally forgot
There's more meetings over here that you could pick up
I'm gonna go back and pick up the bandages. All right. You know hurry up cuz the shielding coming up
Do you know what I meant yeah
It was like you had to correct me that was your life. Goal right there correctly na right there. Oh?
Why am I running towards it oh my god
That HP thing isn't that a drop yeah should we go again and shot it
Painted someone shot shot it alright
Come
Did you drink her mini shoes? I know I didn't hide bondrock into a
Corner, there were people behind us shooting, but doesn't seem like it's directly at us
There are people building around that care package
We could definitely push round the mountain and avoid them
We could definitely push round the mountain
Around the mountain come come my way come my way, Oh what the hell circle yeah, I know
So we gonna try taking over the top of that mountain or the one to our left this mountain right up here
Yeah, actually doesn't matter because I have a drum pad
See if you can destroy it on the way up, but no trace
More like they already know we're going up here, I know but like so that people don't get up here
I'll set up with a spike pad yeah
See if you can snipe these guys from down here
Go on try building a base
all right you try that I'm gonna try to snipe him I
Feel like that's a like right on top of us, oh well it was right next to us
Someone is blowing these guys up
These guys are getting double-teamed by me and some guy who's throwing rockets I?
Think I may be able to snipe the guy with the Rockets. I don't I'm not totally sure of where he's at
Got a visual
Careful don't get select yourself. No. I don't think he has a sniper. I think he has a
He has rockets, but he doesn't have a sniper oh
This guy was taken down
What what did the Pirates say when they turned 80 years old
That's what that's I don't know yet either because my friend Eden just texted out an hour
I'm waiting for this guy to kill the other guy so I can
Get my win oh
Just
That's actually kind of cool all right
I never got a sniper shot before like thought that was he jumped and I shot him in air
We're all wearing oh
Oh you see this guy
Yeah, try to get him
He's got a Marine
He's probably gonna start scaling the mountain so
Yeah, exactly. He'll try getting on top of us actually the other point
I'm going around to see where he's going to be you know yeah, you know it's been coming
What other people already he's you know he's up here
Can you get him I'm going around your way with the brick
Is he still in there did he kill
He's dead he's dead great. Yeah me wondering where the other six are
I'm gonna put down a spike chart
You know where these guys are I
Don't know I
Think we should just stay up on the high ground and wait eventually they're gonna have to come up towards us
Lose the chance we're here get it
Hold up because this is not good for my life shame. It's annoying hi Anna
She decides to bark during my livestream
And then then my headphones get caught in her flight there you go
All right how how more of a how?
Any visual on the people
No, no really
All right, well our bases in the circle. Anyways like dead center, so
What was that noise I put a spy craft that means they died you know
That just means they're here
No they're down there oh you put oh you put a spike trap down there as well no no they
Just picked up the trench, I mean the thing I Millar
Well chopper alright and watch off our point to say now
Watch out for what our flank oh
Well that's basically all covered up oh
It's circling towards them now we've got a minute 25, and so we really need to get down there. Oh crap well that one
I
decided to get more up close personal wasn't really of a personal choice to be honest more of a
thing that just happened
You tell me where do people want to down sit down there I
Think there under those stairs because I can't get a visual of them
well, sorry cuz a little bit I
accidentally went down there I
Needed some protection real quick
Yeah, you're on this earth hold up lindblom up all right
I'm gonna get the stairs right now
I don't see a visual of them, and I'm on the stairs
But we're gonna need to get down there in a second you know that right
I'm not worried about that. Oh
Behind me behind me behind me behind me here here drink those many shoes that you have I
Love it
Then you're uh just just just
Hurry all right. I'm gonna bandage it up and then we get back to it
All right, let's go
You're gonna blow they're gonna blow our base come on
Where are they coming from?
Below
Come back up the mountain
Come out and come down here come down here. I'm down. I'm coming
Did you get him did you get him that's dynamite great?
Just died to fall damage, that's funny. Let me put on my shield a bit more
I'll track there's one guy left one guy. Yeah, all right. Yep
Do you see him, I don't know Oh
Someone was knocked out by the storms
They were knocked out by the storm. We did it
Yo, let's go. We finally did it
For the work working on
And I got four kills
Five ten and no one is in my stream this was pissing me off
You know what the bare minimum bandits are are great. I got a victory and I'm happy about it
Life as well life as well Wow do you want to stay in this game or that? That's something?
I've never said do you want to stay here and wait?
No people assigned, yeah
Man I
let's
let's congratulate myself on the fact that I got it my second do-over dirty I
Could finally scratch that off my list off the bucket once you already know so I can die a happy now
You
Do win
Now it's time to up our game James
All right here we go
Do a squad let's go oh
No blitz blitz no Phil
We're gonna die
And then after this
We're gonna do a bit more of
Just talking just sign you know get a feel of certain things that are happening in the world because I need to still vlogs technically
Actually, I'm gonna vlog at the moment now
Hi
because when the a blog gets great and
Then I have one kinda coach that we made right
It's inactive as hell
Is it me, or is everything around you just like covered in storm
I'm actually in a game with James right now say hi James
Okay great
I'm actually
Okay, great. I just need to I didn't really need you to say anything all right
So where do you want to go in the circle?
Shifty shine shifty all right ready three two one drop
What have you
All right 50 chefs
Because ahoy matey oh, and by the way, what did the Pirates say when they turn 80 years old? I'm 80
Get it. I'm 80
I'm gonna get a lawsuit right here
Yeah, you can't say that on my livestream. This is PG all right
Only PG things can be said on these live streams. All right. I just got to go with scar
Yeah, that guy that's following you
There was a guy that was following me
You're a game
Awareness is on par with that of a god
See I have a live stream to keep up so I can't only be attentive to other people
I
Got a regular. You know like Wildcat. Yeah, you see here him you know him
He actually listens to the background of the game well have you ever watched one of his games he never talks
Let's talk he talks he talks for like maybe a couple seconds
and then it's back to threatening silence while Terrorizer jiggly and the rest of them are while at a
Fair point fair point yes, because he doesn't talk I
Love Wildcats, and I can't really go to like I should go check out your competition on that you know that
What like on actual streamers and twitch and all that?
You know I have music blasting in the back
ya know see having to
Watch them, and then watch my gameplay is saddening so I can't watch
expert live streamers I
Got a Slurpees you want it. I found a bolt-action. I'm happy
With the insight of soldiers it is lip do something
I don't want to slurp a juice I'm saying drink it because like you'll get 25 pound
Alright all have us, or good juice. Where is that? I don't remember where you said you put it oh?
Yeah, what the hell it's the first thing you see when you exit the cave well, I didn't look there okay?
If I carry this here like it's
Once you're done with that
Please stop the bus alarm all right
Like I really do like how no one was here when he actually got a win
Yeah, Eden was there for a good while and then he just said no. I don't even deal with this anymore. He's not gonna win
What did he miss out on I?
Keep forgetting this is blitz so I don't have enough time to prepare
All right, I forgot this bliss is awesome. I am
I'm like out of it
I'm gonna scout it nah all right, so
Me me where I'm at because I'm gonna head towards the ravine
So I can pass and get to like the bridge
All right now. I'm trying to do what you're not doing which is collecting ammo. I
Have enough ammo, that's why if you get any sniper ammo and then pass them, but I have enough ammo
You know I don't have a shotgun cuz I kind of find one so if you have a shotgun. There's there's a pump
There's a TAC right here
I'll take another attack. I'll take whichever gloves
Right there, it's okay, and that's the one I'm taken
All right. Yeah, go are you rich s?
You here HS. Yeah?
Well they look right now you can have one oh my god I
Shall take a scar. I have I have a gold one. I'm happy
And I have a purple one I'm happier
happier
all right push towards the bridge I
Like how Arthur who didn't move whatsoever
Yeah, it really hasn't
You know what's great about it is that I don't think I've
cuz I've been wanting to do one of these live streams for a while about on for tonight and
Your dad. I I didn't know what I was gonna
Do whether I was gonna do it alone, or have?
Cuz I remember the last time that I streamed there was a bunch of audio issues, and we couldn't get through with it so
I was like you know and I just I hear chest hold on there. Just below you both of us. Nope oh
Come on
Your skill rating I said little I said boobless no and and I didn't they didn't work
Why didn't you a medikit about?
Let's not try to lose and that kits to fall damage, please shut up. We can't just pick up and it couples on ya
Shouldn't even happen once you
leave
The bear lease it can only happen one time you should learn here or less in my den if you find a crossbow
You know it's not mine because I've I've sworn against crossbows. They don't help me anymore is this one different
All right medikit right here, yeah
Okay, I'll give it to Dehradun our circle did not do anyway
Did our circle move
Yeah from my marker all the way over here
The second day every day Wow
So we just need to continue pushing I think there's someone up there
And you want more than like yeah, do you want to engage to just continue on yeah, there's someone up there yeah sure listen good
All right, well. I don't have building supplies, so I have that and that own that oh
No, no, I don't know anyone
From here on now. It's yours
There you go
Shotguns ready
I'll go around the house you go inside
I
Don't see anyone. I think they eluded and ran I
Think these I think we're seeing a case of bare minimum bandits
I'll bet about about these people Oh ahead of you what number
I don't know
165 you see where that supply pod yeah before Supply Drop is the editor of people there all right?
They're using jump pad
All right, oh, there's a squad. It's a squad. Holy hit
You think we can take on the squad
Already wanted to set up on the mountain not that smart
Are we pushing?
Yes, we are. Oh, No. Okay. This is the highlight of my stream right here?
That guy go
Yeah, I was about to kill him nice and easy in a second
I'm not coming down someone is like shooting me with something not totally sure of what he treated me with
Always weak he's weak. Yeah, but knowing me. I'm probably gonna die before yes, ma'am. Yes ma'am
Yeah, it wasn't gonna work
Thank God no, dude, you know such a guy that third shooting who jumped all the way down yeah
That wasn't even under team
Yeah
I don't think we're ready for blitz
There boy all right as it is
You want to go squad
Squad no Phil livestream is on it. There's no one in my last. You know. I'm kind of upset let's uh, let's start
see this is where I actually have to be a youtuber and half they go into my channel settings and
start like putting stuff in I
Like and like doing my job
You know where is my wife's training area? Where you are?
Currently I'm live-streaming. No. I'm not Dan films
My thing still thinks I'm done films monetization. This is what it's asking me
No, I'm not gonna sign up for Adsense Oh
Yeah, there's I don't know how I can actually edit my my livestream so we're blending
You want to land over here
Or. Do you want to land and tilt it again?
Let's wait over there - OH tilt it oh
That's weird. That's what I actually done. That's where the actions that we have no one to impress occasional evoke the your clothes emblem
We have literally no one to impress there's no one in my life
Yeah, you know what you're you know what you're right. You should change your gamertag to me what?
Youtube for mini mini nerd
Oh my gosh wow that is an immediate death
Wow so this gives me enough time to do my eye, I think well
Love the
Time to add more things more tags stay alive so I can add more tags um
Live livestream
Um gaming games
What else should I put in my tags
Boring
Entertainment
Hey, man, that's not like lied to the audience
Let's not do that many nerd
Mini nerd underscore my actual gamertag
It's so you actually seem to be doing good, I'm gonna MLG comment on everything you do starting from right now
Alexander blowing the brains off this oh
There you go, she's down. He blasted off the brick collapse her. Oh, I saw scar is he gonna pick it up
Yes, he does he's a smart boy but uh
Here we are is he gonna equip is he the equivalent of ninja but in Mexican form
We do not know is he gonna be paid millions. We do not know
That should he probably not
Yeah, I'm the least qualified birth. Oh
Still in high school
So am I but you see me
And it's not comparing me to go all right, that's all right
Thank someone here
Oh
He goes up to says is he gonna find someone
Oh, I thought the glowing thing was the chest, but really oh he found some money
I didn't even realize that there was someone hiding up there, and that's there was something hiding up there
This might be a good time to to say. I don't think anyone's actually watching yet, but shout out to Ellie is basic
She hasn't put up videos but
Okay still there I
It's questionable but
It's there all right, so what we're gonna. Do is that we're not gonna be in squad anymore
Sokka alive ruin a duo
So
That we don't die a horrible painful death and instead you know do good in life
We're on our way
Oh, you know what's funny is that I'm currently on Brazilian servers apparently what?
Yeah, yeah, it says it says fortnight. BR. I
Don't have that message I think it for me. It says it's some kind of like confuse them
Why cuz I thought I changed it back but
All right where we going?
Somewhere yeah that that's that's that's the general feel for it. You know they go somewhere
All right want to play it safe or play dangerous nope
If we're gonna improve we have to do the barre so if
See we've we've passed on our tactics of bare minimum bandits to someone else
Yes, so now it's no longer so now we're no longer the bare minimum, and that's we are thee
We already uh I
Touched it. I don't know what to call us
We are zola
Remaining on the roof
We're gonna take employed there's a purple up there and I was a purple jump pads there. Oh this isn't
Those are my thumbs
Gold definitely good. I got a similar pitches
Are you on the are you on the floor or
Yeah
But are there you go yours liking nothing up. Here is right was there anyone up on the roof
Not to my knowledge. No I didn't see anybody
Yeah, well I've got a jump pad if that hopes
Made your solid oh
Okay, I thought someone else um
Yeah, I see a shotgun I'm going for it. Yeah, go ahead. I don't have any real good loop
Wow minute be honest my location failed my own creole lady
Was a dad okay
It's like wait, no, I I didn't mean the UM who's your phone?
This is the more civilized version of saying who's your daddy?
That's not even right there is a medkit up here. I shall take it in favor of AIDS
Yes
Yeah, hey yeah, I love it, that's amore so as I was saying y'all oh
I I got in that's alright hold on this. I hope
So rifle scope is good. I'm just gathering stuff like I'm like before I go inside the tank combat
You're ahead on strong guy. I'm a 1 for a baby, so you need to chill oh?
There's something about it. Oh oh oh oh oh
You need help oh
Boy I'm being double-teamed and usually I
Want to go kill someone?
Doesn't one. I mean the guy who shot me first
Alright, so we definitely need to get better at this
So the one who didn't kill the guy, I'm literally like wow I just need four points away from level to level
What well 24?
You know what let's start another game, let's see if we get we got one. We could definitely get one more
Once we get one more win then we can end the livestream I
Could probably go back to the don't start
Field is think I'm looking at Ernie to know below saying that I want to go three home tour
I'm actually you know what I'm gonna tweet at mini
And I'm gonna say hey, I'm doing a live stream come join
He's not gonna respond
But it's a shot
I
Just realized. I don't have my app so I can't actually tweet. I know
Life is great. Isn't it?
All right, where are we?
Going where are we going everyone the Tilted army?
Yes
You know one might as well run straight towards it
All right hugs you for the phone came out came out a year ago same hours a year
You know the reason why they bring it out was because of the fact that fort and I decided to release theirs
Yeah
They were like wait a minute. We used to be cool psych for a night took over I
Remember when pub G was the coolest thing I think I remember people are thrashing out of it's like middle school design
But then people were like wow it was actually a fun game
Then four and I came around they said wow this is more fun than pug gee
That's damn with a shoe fits
I'm not sure if it's hard. I'm landing on the second floor. I don't like you
Know so some guy decides he wants to try to kill me and I say nay
Where are you?
No serious. I'll just go through people here
Thank you
I'll definitely take that no guess not there's someone else are good minions here
Okay
Love it love it with bits and pieces I
Was about to drink it, then I pulled out my shotgun shot him once and then he killed me a head twice
Take those bandages take that other mini and underbid
I'm gonna be down a whole 25 for something
Take your hair someone down the stairs
Yeah, I definitely hear someone almost got him where did you go? I jump down?
I'm down here when you get a chance yeah on getting animal
Yeah, I'm down here
Carry that yeah, I get off on carry
You know so no one else has joined
the live stream
I'm putting new tags, and what I he's getting shot at he's gonna rape Teesri
Don't don't join them. I want to go grab the grenade launcher
She wants to Holloway with a purple one
Hello, I found a semi-auto shotgun
I mean sniper
So what you gonna? Do what you gonna do anything for you á bad boys bad boys?
What you gonna? Do what you gonna do?
Oh, it's about the killer
No, there's two people here
You got him okay, I'll do you - do behind us
Look Oh, heading towards that door
Going inside because I want to get killed inside I leave for three seconds and fifty people decide to attack us
Actually, no. I think it was duo's
No, I hit them you
Know I am gonna get sixty go. I am losing faith in this shame. I thought we were good we
Are actually an hour and four minutes into this stream?
Screw it so we're gonna. Let's see what I put it on
That's the spirit Oh, No
That's just grand already
There's no hope relation
That's perfectly okay, thank you
Don't ever do that on my live stream again I
Really don't like the way me right. Yeah, oh
Where I
Think we shall end here
War loot lake let's land and loot Lake you know what?
Right smack dab in the center you ready
I'm ready Freddy lowest point on the map. Let's go
The lowest point in the map is the ravine, but yeah
That's the only guy that I see you on to tilton next to like somebody else yeah, there's actually someone else here
I'm gonna go for a
Golden chest it's in the middle of a boat in the lake
I'm retarded, but you know maybe it gives good. Sorry really gonna. Let me fight them. Yep
Have fun. Oh, I love how this did nothing for me actually
Just did nothing to benefit my life as a whole I get I already killed to look
good
cuz now, I'm left the swing back to
The fun thing if you find something good to me
Cuz all I have is a submachine. That's never good oh
And I think someone is shooting at me yes they are
Well fun
Lizzie yo
Just settled it down here. I
knock somebody down
Now I'm hiding
You really wants you dead
And they're not gonna find me
Are they in the house
No ok good did everyone else you killed them all
By all I need one
Else
Ok class I can take this which does more damage idea by the way yeah, I know it was my idea
And we're gonna own it oh
There are people shooting at me from far
I don't know where exactly but it's awesome bullets fly by my head
I'd like to know
Where it's coming from Oh
Felt it it's from far
There's someone in the lake oh I have to reel that
Son here I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming I need a bandage, but I'm coming
What are you doing?
Someone, I think I landed a grenade in there
Yeah, I know I was just killed by one you know this yeah come down here. It'll be fine. They said
You know what oh I forgot this isn't this is ndu oh
Just kill kill who you need Co he need to kill right up here right up here
Don't die. Don't die you can do it. I believe in you James only I believe in you I
Hear so they're here in the oh my god, Oh
Dog that wasn't good for my last ring great
Life is not great
I am tell me when you die so that I can definitely
Do something
Hmm definitely like just
Who
a
look at how I have one viewer, and that's me because I'm constantly viewing the the
thing
and
There's a total of 20 comments all from one person
I'll ask you to agree
You know what I recorded a win, I'm gonna say, that's a win for me
And I think this thing went on for so long
I'm actually gonna vlog well while I'm this happens
Because I need content for the next video
And I need something somewhere to get it
So we are close to finishing up the recording session
Currently I'm waiting in the lobby, but we are the bare minimum bandits, and we are finishing up once I do
And life will be easier
Great so I have footage for my next video
Good
You did
Though the status yep after I shot how many people
You killed what like I would say time
Well there's some his wife she went from very Clegg to Marines in there it's hard
Alright well
Yeah, I mean is there I'm just I'm just looking at take the le mo right now oh
Are you in the are you with me
Yeah
Alright, so we're going back into blitz
No kidding. We are definitely gonna go into just regular doing
Those were not ready for squads. It was only two people
What's what me and I just do all the time, that's why I've been at the idea
So I love it how so this is what YouTube is telling me alright so the current
It says
average live view duration so the amount of people
So my friend Eden and whoever just got in and left
The average 15 minute view time that's a long he stayed in here total view time two hours
Peak concurrent 3 now here's where it starts getting funny. This is what YouTube is telling me
Stream sad is bad. I'm not even joking
Prime ministry we are not receiving video data at a fast enough rate
Your viewers may experience buffering and share your connection was fast enough
That's stupid
So stupid
That I'm gonna land in the prison
Go to the frozen alright, we'll get a good loot, and we'll leave now
How about this
You play
After this we play one more game, and we try to be serious. We stay as the bare minimum bandits and try to win
Strictly and only as the bare minimum government
All right place seriously when
Well now and the next game if we win now, then I will end the stream now
But if we don't then we really need to win the next one so I could end it the next one
Don assault rifle remote explosives and stone
Life is looking up to me
And it's not costly slapping me down
with a pickaxe
Exactly. That's what I'm supposed to do
That's no
People you can't they just die
Unless they wash my stream in that case then they could definitely stay alive and subscribe I
Definitely hear it as well. Oh, I wash my as well. He's up there. He's 30
Oh
I'm like I hit him three times
That reaction time I saw him, and I shot him oh
Right as you shot him. He killed me. Just looks at me shit one more game
Once we go through this
This is our final game and whether we win or lose. I'm ending the stream
Because we're on a solid minute and 18 seconds 18 minutes, sorry
The final game at and
We go up -
Lets go - tilted Oh
So apparently my stream status is now okay?
according to YouTube, I'm
Pretty sure they mean by like like just like stream wise like big um
How it's doing?
Yeah, Wi-Fi wise and stuff like that I get it. I know they're not judging my my my-y shame. Don't worry. I get it
Um yeah, this is definitely gonna be a thing
Already I know exactly are on the land, but we're actually going directly over it
So let's land until to final game, let's go all out
Might as well
Upon
That risky second three two one
Good timing came along together
All right, we're gonna play that sad Spanish music for myself. I'm on Spotify you know what yeah
Throw on can you put on go-to song sing got it
Yes, that's my I like following
Corazon Sin Cara
Prince Royce yep down
You want sadness put him
Only pure sad let's go so I gotta I gotta mad
Just wait
Then okay I tried to hit it with the delayed when I really can't
Know anything in kata you just sound like you're singing along to it
Piano hero about the
Yeah
Ladies y'all ready no boys
Did I get it did I get the delicious yeah?
I
Hear a chest
But I can't tell him there. You are. I just stole it for like two people oh
You're actually fighting people I'm like getting loose
I have another request that the
Don't put on put on Jetta gaveta, and you know the you know the one you
Jenny he Ravana, Jerry Rivera
If you think
It's still get the video you better what um the video you will find will have like a photo of him
I'm gonna I'm gonna look it up put the name of right now, but
What can
Read me read me the name read me the name of the song
But but again no, Melissa Salas
Cuz I don't want you messing it up
Go I saw Elizabeth she's like oh, I'll link to your channel I was like you know my channel come to
Know um yeah, let me hook it up now, so I don't want you messing up my data here Anna
You're at someone upstairs just want to let you know
Where like where I live
Come on I'm Moyes como nuestro
Put on that one pull-up got people on me all right I
Think I'm dead dang it I'm telling you
Right there, they're right there, they're not looking at you
Dude dude, it's all you know I
Don't want to get a four shot see cuz Spanish music wasn't on so I wasn't concentrating as well
In the stream alright, thank you guys so much for watching if you have stayed through the video, which you haven't
Make sure to hit that thumbs up
I can't monetize this video because what a song staccato isn't it, so thank you guys so much for watching
That was the bare minimum in its four night gameplay if you liked the video don't hit that like button down below
Definitely just
Show like what do you guys want next alright so longer the game in common?
Like if you guys want game gaming or or vlogs or a mix or if you want me to add a camera
Like like what do you want like?
I'm actually just gonna put that what do you want gaming or vlogging?
because a lot of people just want one or the other so I'm actually gonna put that in this dream and
Like so hopefully whatever you guys want to do
It's gonna be their helmet when your sarcasm so advanced people think that you're asleep
Alright, I don't know what that was about but fine
Thank you guys so much for yeah as James said see you later. Thank you got
Thank you guys so much for watching talk to y'all later peace
