>> ASIDE FROM HIS INTERESTING
VIEWS ON MUSLIM CANDIDATES
RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENCY, BEN
CARSON HAS LARGELY BEEN
SUCCESSFUL OVER THE PAST --
ESPECIALLY THE PAST FEW MONTHS,
BUT EVEN THE PAST FEW YEARS, IN
GATHERING TOGETHER AND PUTTING
TOGETHER THIS IMAGE OF HIM BEING
A VERY LIKABLE, VERY REASONABLE
PERSON, NOT NECESSARILY DRIVEN
BY ANY SORT OF EXTREME
PHILOSOPHY.
THAT SORT OF IMAGE
WILL NOT BEAR UP TO THE SCRUTINY
THAT YOU WILL HAVE AFTER YOU
WATCH THIS SPEECH HE GAVE
BACK IN 2012 WHERE HE TALKS
ABOUT THE BIG BANG THEORY.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE BIG BANG
THEORY?
I FIND THE BIG BANG
REALLY QUITE FASCINATING.
HERE
YOU HAVE ALL THESE HIGHFALUTIN
SCIENTISTS, AND THEY ARE SAYING
THAT THERE WAS THIS GIGANTIC
EXPLOSION AND EVERYTHING CAME
INTO PERFECT ORDER.
THESE ARE
THE SAME SCIENTISTS WHO GO
AROUND TOUTING THE SECOND LAW OF
THERMODYNAMICS, WHICH IS
ENTROPY, WHICH SAYS THAT THINGS
MOVE TOWARD A STATE OF
DISORGANIZATION.
SO NOW YOU HAVE
THIS BIG EXPLOSION AND
EVERYTHING BECOMES PERFECTLY
ORGANIZED?
AND WHEN YOU ASK THEM
ABOUT IT THEY SAY, WE CAN
EXPLAIN THIS BASED ON
PROBABILITY THEORY, BECAUSE IF
THERE'S ENOUGH BIG EXPLOSIONS
OVER A LONG ENOUGH PERIOD OF
TIME, BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF
YEARS, ONE OF THEM WILL BE THE
PERFECT EXPLOSION.
AND I SAY, SO
WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME IS IF I
BLOW A HURRICANE THROUGH A JUNKYARD
ENOUGH TIMES, OVER BILLIONS OF
YEARS, EVENTUALLY AFTER ONE OF
THOSE HURRICANES THERE WILL BE A
747 FULLY LOADED AND READY TO
FLY?
WELL...
BUT, I MEAN, IT IS
EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THAT.
BECAUSE OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, NOT TO
MENTION THE UNIVERSE OUTSIDE OF
THERE, IS EXTRAORDINARILY WELL
ORGANIZED TO THE POINT WHERE WE
CAN PREDICT 70 YEARS AWAY WHEN A
COMET IS COMING.
NOW, THAT TYPE
OF ORGANIZATION, TO JUST COME
OUT OF AN EXPLOSION?
I MEAN, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
FAIRY TALES, THAT IS AMAZING.
>> THAT WAS AMAZING.
>>SO WHEN YOU ARE A
NEUROSURGEON, AND A FAMOUS
ONE AT THAT, WELL BEFORE HE
RAN FOR PRESIDENT, IT IS
AMAZING THAT YOU CAN CALL PEOPLE
HIGHFALUTIN SCIENTISTS.
>>YOU HAVE LOST, WHEN YOU SAY
HIGHFALUTIN.
>>ON THAT PHRASE ALONE -- PLEASE
STOP.
THE FUNNY THING IS THAT WE
WILL GET TO HIS VIEWS ON
EVOLUTION, WHICH I FIND FAR MORE
OFFENSIVE, RIDICULOUS, AND
AMUSING.
ON THE BIG BANG, I
THINK THE BIG BANG IS MORE -- IT
IS A NEWER THEORY, IT IS HARDER
FOR PEOPLE TO WRAP THEIR MINDS
AROUND IT, AND THIS ENTIRE 747
THING IS NONSENSE, THAT IS NOT
WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.
NOT
THE RIGHT ANALOGY.
BUT I AM NOT
FREAKED OUT THAT A REPUBLICAN
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, OR SOMEONE
WHO MIGHT BE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES, DOES NOT
BELIEVE IN THE BIG BANG.
I'M POSITIVE GEORGE W.
BUSH DIDN'T BELIEVE IN IT.
SO FAR I AM NOT BLOWN AWAY.
>>I AM BLOWN AWAY, NOT THAT HE
DOESN'T BELIEVE IN IT, BUT THAT
IF HE IS GOING TO SAY WHY HE
DOESN'T BELIEVE IN IT, THAT HE
SHOWS HOW LITTLE HE KNOWS ABOUT
THE BIG BANG AND ABOUT THE
SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS.
I
WILL TRY TO BE FAST BECAUSE
THERE ARE THIRTY THINGS I WANT TO
CRITICIZE, I WON'T DO THAT, BUT
YESTERDAY WE TALKED ABOUT HOW
DONALD TRUMP HAD INACCURATELY
USED THE TALKING POINT THAT IN
THE 1920S THERE WAS THIS GLOBAL
COOLING THING, WHEN IT WAS
ACTUALLY THE 1970S.
HERE YOU SEE
BEN CARSON INACCURATELY USING
WHAT IS KNOWN AS HOYLE'S FALLACY
OR THE JUNKYARD TORNADO IDEA,
NOT THE FUCKING HURRICANE.
FIRST
OF ALL, YES, IF INFINITE,
LIMITLESS HURRICANES WENT THROUGH
A JUNKYARD, YOU WOULD GET A 747
EVENTUALLY.
THAT IS WHAT INFINITE MEANS.
>>ASSUMING THAT THE PARTS
HAPPEN TO BE IN THE JUNKYARD.
>>EVEN IF THEY WERE NOT, YOU GET
SOMETHING LIKE IT.
HE SAYS YOU
CAN KNOW WHERE A COMET IS GOING
TO GO OUT OF AN EXPLOSION --
DOES HE KNOW HOW A FUCKING GUN
WORKS?
SOMETHING EXPLODES, WE
KNOW IT WILL GO OUT OF THAT
TUBE.
AND IF YOU SEE A COMET
SOMEWHERE THERE IS NO GRAVITY
ACTING ON IT, NO INERTIA, IT
WILL CONTINUE IN A STRAIGHT
LINE.
IT HAS A LONG WAY TO GO,
YES, OVER 70 YEARS WE KNOW WHERE
IT WILL GO.
THAT HAS NOTHING TO
DO WITH THE BIG BANG, AND
EVERYTHING TO DO WITH ALL THAT
PHYSICS IS.
>>JOHN, I COUNTER WITH THIS.
TIDES GO IN, TIDES GO OUT.
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.
>>I CAN'T. BUT LET ME TRY TO
EXPLAIN ONE OR TWO MORE THINGS.
ONE THING ABOUT EVERYTHING
BECOMES DISORGANIZED BECAUSE OF
ENTROPY, GENERALLY, IN TERMS OF
ENERGY, YES IT DOES LEAD TO
DISORGANIZATION OR ENTROPY.
IT
DOES NOT MEAN THAT IF
INTELLIGENT BEINGS ACT ON MATTER
THEY CAN'T MAKE IT LOOK MORE
ORGANIZED.
NOT TALKING ABOUT
LIKE THE SPINES OF YOUR BOOKS
ALL FACING IN ONE DIRECTION WHEN
THEY TALK ABOUT ORGANIZATION.
IT
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.
HE
HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE SECOND LAW
OF THERMODYNAMICS MEANS OR HOW
THE BIG BANG THEORY ACTUALLY
HAPPENED.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH IMMEDIATELY EVERYTHING WAS
ORGANIZED, NO SCIENTIST HAS EVER
SAID THAT ABOUT THE BIG BANG.
IF
YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A
SCIENTIFIC CASE THAT THE BIG BANG
DID NOT WORK, YOU SHOULD LEARN
SOMETHING ABOUT IT BEFORE
YOU DO THAT.
>>YES, JOHN, BUT I COUNTER WITH
[SPITTOON SIDE EFFECT].
WE WILL
CALL THAT EVEN.
COMETS GO IN, COMETS GO OUT.
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.
>>LET'S LISTEN TO HIM ON THE
THEORY OF EVOLUTION.
>>I PERSONALLY BELIEVE THAT THIS
THEORY THAT DARWIN CAME UP WITH
WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS
ENCOURAGED BY THE ADVERSARY.
AND
IT HAS BECOME WHAT IS
SCIENTIFICALLY POLITICALLY
CORRECT.
AMAZINGLY THERE ARE
SIGNIFICANT NUMBERS OF
SCIENTISTS WHO DO NOT BELIEVE
IT, BUT THEY ARE AFRAID TO
SAY ANYTHING.
>>OKAY.
NOW WE HAVE FULLY
ENTERED CUCKOO LAND.
IT'S AMAZING
TO ME THAT LET ALONE A
REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR
PRESIDENT -- I GUESS WE ARE KIND
OF USED TO THEM BEING CRAZY -- BUT
A REALLY SUCCESSFUL NEUROSURGEON
COULD BELIEVE THOSE THINGS AND
NEVER PICK A SUIT THAT FITS.
THOSE THINGS AMAZE ME.
HE HAS
THE MOST ILL-FITTING SUITS I'VE
EVER SEEN.
ANYWAY.
>>THE ADVERSARY MESSES WITH HIS
CLOSET.
>>THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING.
THAT IS MY FAVORITE PART -- THE
ADVERSARY.
COME ON, DUDE.
THIS
GUY COULD BE PRESIDENT, RIGHT
NOW HE IS NUMBER TWO IN THE
POLLS IN THE REPUBLICAN FIELD,
THE REPUBLICANS IN ANY GIVEN
ELECTION, AT A BARE MINIMUM THEY
WILL HAVE A 40% CHANCE OF
WINNING, SO THERE BUT FOR THE
GRACE OF ENTROPY GOES THE NEXT
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
OF THE MOST POWERFUL NATION ON
EARTH, AND HE THINKS SATAN PUT
CHARLES DARWIN UP TO THIS?
TO
COME UP WITH A THEORY THAT
EXPLAINS THINGS REALLY WELL ON
THIS PLANET TO TRICK US?
THAT IS HOW THE ADVERSARY WORKS.
>>HE IS NOT ONE OF THOSE
HIGHFALUTIN PRIESTS WHO SAYS
"SATAN."
HE STICKS WITH "THE
ADVERSARY."
AND OF COURSE IT HAD
TO BE THE ADVERSARY BECAUSE AS
WE ALL KNOW GOG AND MAGOG WERE
MESSING WITH THE THEORY OF
GRAVITY AT THE TIME.
IT IS
INSANITY.
WHY NOT JUST SAY A
GENIE MESSED WITH IT?
DARWIN WAS HOUNDED BY GENIES,
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.
>>YOU CANNOT PUT A GUY -- YOU
CAN'T MAKE HIM THE MOST POWERFUL
MAN ON EARTH, A GUY WITH THE
ABILITY TO PRESS THE BUTTON AND
NUKE PEOPLE, HUNDREDS OF
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, WHO THINKS
THAT THE DEVIL EXISTS IN THE
WORLD AND MESSES WITH PEOPLE.
WHAT IF HE STARTS TO THINK THAT
THE DEVIL IS MESSING WITH HIS
VICE PRESIDENT, OR WITH ONE OF
HIS ADVERSARIES?
WHETHER IT IS
PUTIN OR THE GRAND AYATOLLAH OR
WHOEVER?
THIS IS MY CHANCE TO
GET THE DEVIL.
WHAT IF HE THINKS
THE ADVERSARY STARTS MESSING
WITH HIM?
ONCE YOU START TALKING
ABOUT, LIKE, HAVING
CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD OR THE
DEVIL OR WHATEVER, ONCE
BEELZEBUB HAS ENTERED THE ROOM,
LOGIC HAS LEFT THE ROOM.
WE
CAN'T HAVE A PRESIDENT THAT IS
NOT ATTACHED TO LOGIC.
LOOK, A
LOT OF THEM WOULD NOT HAVE WON
LOGIC CONTESTS.
>> WE AWARD THEM ZERO POINTS.
>>A LOT OF THEM WOULD NOT HAVE
DONE WELL IN THE LOGICAL
REASONING DEPARTMENT, BUT THIS
IS BEYOND THE PALE.
>>IT IS INSANITY.
IF YOU WANT TO
GET INTO THE IDEA THAT SATAN IS
GIVING US SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE,
WHICH HAS STOOD THE TEST OF TIME
FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND HAS
PROVIDED A GREAT DEAL OF
INFORMATION FOR US THAT HAS
HELPED US LEARN HOW TO TREAT
DISEASE, UNDERSTAND THE SPREAD
OF SPECIES IN ALL THIS, THEN
IT REVEALS THE WEAKNESS OF YOUR
GOD FIGURE, BECAUSE SATAN NEVER
ACTUALLY WROTE A BOOK.
THE ONLY
BOOK THAT WAS EVER LITERALLY
WRITTEN BY GOD, THE 10
COMMANDMENTS LITERALLY WRITTEN,
THE OTHERS DICTATED, WAS THE
BIBLE.
IT HAS NOTHING ABOUT
GERMS, NO KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THAT,
WHICH IS WHY WE HAD TO GO
ANOTHER 1500 YEARS UNDERSTAND
THAT.
IT HAS A TERRIBLE
APPROXIMATION FOR PI WHICH WAS
WORSE THAN THE MUSLIM WORLD WAS
COMING UP WITH AT THE TIME, THE
SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE IS SO
OBVIOUSLY FLAWED, EVEN BY THE
STANDARDS OF A GOATHERD IN THE
MIDDLE EAST 2000 YEARS AGO, BUT
SATAN IS THE DISTRIBUTOR OF
ACCURATE SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE?
IF THAT IS THE CASE, I AM WITH
THE SATANISTS.
>>THAT IS HOW SATAN TRICKS
YOU, BY GIVING YOU ACCURATE
INFORMATION, WHEREAS GOD IS
FAR MORE CLEVER THAN THAT.
HE WILL GIVE YOU INACCURATE
INFORMATION.
>>SATAN GIVES YOU THE ABILITY TO
MAKE A VACCINE FOR HPV THAT
STOPS SOME WOMEN FROM DYING OF
CERVICAL CANCER, GOD IS THE ONE
WHO TELLS YOU NOT TO TAKE IT
BECAUSE IT MIGHT TURN YOU INTO
A SLUT.
>>BY THE WAY, THAT GOES TO SOME
OF THEIR WORLDVIEW.
THEY ARE
AGAINST, LITERALLY, HUMANISTS.
BILL O'REILLY TALKS ABOUT ALL
THIS ALL THE TIME, HE MAKES FUN
OF SECULAR HUMANISTS, HE
DEGRADES.
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ON
THE SIDE OF HUMANS.
CALL ME
CRAZY.
BUT THEY ARE NOT, THEY
ARE ON THE SIDE OF FAIRY TALES,
IRONICALLY, BECAUSE HE MENTIONED
EVOLUTION BEING A FAIRY TALE.
AND
GHOSTS AND GHOULS AND GOBLINS
AND BEELZEBUB.
AND THEY LIVE IN
THIS COMPLETE FANTASY WORLD.
THEY ARE CHILDREN.
THEY NEVER GREW UP.
>>I LIKE NOVELS WITH THAT STUFF,
I DON'T LIKE WHITE HOUSES
WITH THAT STUFF.
>>AND SO YOU GOT THESE PEOPLE
WHO WERE TOLD -- AND TO BE FAIR TO
THEM, THEY WERE BRAINWASHED WHEN
THEY WERE KIDS -- EAT WITH A
FORK AND SPOON AND JESUS, JESUS,
SCIENCE SUCKS, DON'T LISTEN TO
SCIENCE, THE ONLY THING THAT IS
TRUE IS THIS THING THAT MAKES NO
FUCKING SENSE, WHICHEVER BOOK
YOU ARE READING.
BUT WHEN YOU
GROW UP, IT IS TIME TO PUT
CHILDISH THINGS ASIDE.
THERE ARE
NO GHOULS AND GOBLINS, NOBODY
WAS RINGING IN CHARLES DARWIN'S
EAR, AND IF AS A NEUROSURGEON
YOU CAN FIGURE THAT OUT, THAT
SCARES ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I
AM MORE SCARED ABOUT.
I WANT TO DO A POLL ON THE TYT
APP, ARE YOU MORE SURPRISED THAT
HE HAS THESE BELIEFS BECAUSE OF
HOW SUCCESSFUL HE WAS AS A
NEUROSURGEON, OR MORE SURPRISED,
SHOCKED AND CHAGRINED, THAT WE
HAD A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
WITH THESE BELIEFS?
I AM MORE
SURPRISED THAT WE HAVE A
SUCCESSFUL NEUROSURGEON WITH
THESE BELIEFS.
>>I HAVE HIGHER STANDARDS FOR
DOCTORS THAN PRESIDENTS.
