  "Cherish is the Word."
You were an executive producer
  on "The Comeback,"
  about a sitcom actress
trying to revitalize her career.
 So, we're going to show you
 a series of photos
of sitcom actresses.
  You must pitch
   a comeback show for each one.
   You will be judged on
  the following three factors --
show title, empathy,
  and scarf budget.
 Dan...
Oh, my God.
 ...are you ready to go?
Yes, I'm ready to go.
All right, let's get
30 seconds on the clock.
Let's begin.
  Okay, Markie Post
  will play
 a coroner by night
and a nail-salon owner
by day
 in a fantastic show
   called
"Nail in the Coffin."
 Next, next.
 [ Laughter ]
  That's beautiful.
   Okay, Tracey Gold
will play a trans woman
who was also --
can foresee the future.
It's called "Transvoyent."
 [ Laughter ]
 Next, next.
 Okay, Charlotte Rae
 plays the youngest
  woman in America.
 And she just wears
  a lot of scarves.
 Yes, next, next.
And she sells...
  [ Buzzer ]
That's time.
That's time.
[ Cheers and applause ]
