(Intro music) MEME
How's it going everyone? African Shrek here.
WOT... ARE... YOU... DOING... IN MAI SWAMP?
(Silence)
(Distorted "Who can say where the road goes" plays)
Before jumping into today's video
I just want to make a little note on yesterday's video
When I briefly talked about Lt Corbis
Which was that 11 year old girl that talked about memes a lot.
"Like the lazy cunt I am."
"It's just I'm- I'm being a lazy cunt."
"That's the thing, I'm a shitty youtuber."
"It's just like a big clusterf-"
"What fuck nothing."
"Some good shit"
"I'm a pussy"
(Slowed down burp)
I gave her some credit and
you know, said she was a good channel and
people should check her out.
When I said check her out
Literally she went from 200 subscribers
to 20,000 overnight.
The amount of people that have actually subscribed to her
I think this is a really nice thing that's happened though because
I've seen so many people comment negatively
on other peoples channels
even if its justified like for example
Review Movie World.
Wooooooooooooooow
But seeing everyone go to someone else's channel
and subscribe to them and give them support
is such a really nice thing to happen so
I just want to say seriously, no memes for once,
Thanks a lot ya fucking faggots
You've actually done good for once
Also guys I have some brilliant news
Jynx isn't dead by the way
He's just moved away from YouTube to
Another video hosting site
which is way more better than YouTube, quality assurance wise.
"Yo"
"Can y'all hear me?"
*uhh...*
*Jynx?*
*what the fuck*
"pfft"
*Hysteric laughter*
I don't know why but
so many of you actually liked my mumble voice yesterday
when I was trying to do a reaction commentary
The top rated comment on yesterday's video was
If any of you don't know what ASMR is
its when people basically whisper because
it gives them a boner or something gay like that
I don't know but
I'm basically gonna be doing that for the next 2 minutes
*whispers* So uh today's video is called
Minecraft vs Roblox
Shazam7121 Rap Battles
And to those thinking that this is an old video we're talking about
this was literally made last fucking month
So this piece of shit has only been sitting around on Youtube
for about 30 days
I mean, already you can already see the fucking Bandicam watermark so
you know that this is going to be a steaming pile of shit
So without further ado kids,
I hope you're all on your meme trip
because this is going to get really gnarly
*Demon summoning ritual chanting*
*unintelligible ROBLOXXXXX*
*Begin!*
So already beginning the video and
I pretty much wanna die at this point
Can anyone-
Actually you know what, you know what.
I can't do the ASMR anymore
I'm gonna leave it to the kids with seductive voices
because I can't take this seriously anymore
Could anyone actually understand what those kids were saying in the intro
Could anyone actually audibly understand
What those kids were saying
They were just like mumbling in some made up language or something
(chanting) "Ka Za To Re Kwa Tu Kran Ra Kran Rerrrrrr"
Honestly in my opinion
I think Russian kids raging in Minecraft are easier to understand.
And I don't even speak Russian.
*Russian kid talking*
"BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
*Russian kid's mum yelling at him and him yelling back*
But just a quick rundown for those who are still confused at this point:
From what I can gather from the title
the video is pretty much a rap battle
between Minecraft and Roblox
Because you know, Minecraft and Roblox
definitely aren't over-saturated at this point kids.
You know, you know, keep making them, keep making them
Every 60 seconds in Africa
another Minecraft and Roblox crossover video is made
But lets keep ploughing through the video kids
because there's a light at the end of the tunnel
and the light in that tunnel
is Donald Trump
Ready to take your hand and fist it up your ass
*Generic laugh track plays*
I mean, I give these kids credit for trying
I really do
You know., I appreciate that they took the time and the effort to
attempt to make a
Minecraft and Roblox rap battle
You know, they're just kids enjoying their life
and if they want to make a few memes and stick them on YouTube, that's totally fine
But the actual physical lack of production value
And the fact that these kids don't even know how to
Chroma key properly
Do you see them in the video fazing in and out of existance
That's because they put a green screen behind them
and they didn't chroma key it or
adjust the levels properly so
they look like they're fazing in and out of existance
Like some kind of hidden Xman or something
I just want to put a quick little disclaimer up now
If you thought the audio quality was bad now
When the next kid speaks to do his bars
It gets a lot lot worse
I'm just gonna say now
Whoever thought putting subtitles into the video was a good idea
Thank you so much, you are a god-send because
Let's be fair, no one would have been able to understand
what the fuck these kids were saying
if the subtitles weren't put in
I mean honestly I'm having a hard time understanding them anyway
Like, the actual physical cringe
resonating from my computer monitor
is actually stopping me from reading the subtitles
It's amazing
This video has literally given me some sort of cringe dyslexia
What even are these bars?
These are the worst insults I've heard in my entire life
This is meant to be an insult match where
you're both roasting each other
whoever dishes out the most roasts
gets crowned the king
But these are just fucking terrible
Like you're literally just talking about like table chairs
or discount-
I honestly don't know what they're talking about
but I've lost interest at this point
This is the worst roast I've ever seen
What is this kid doing?
Why is he here?
How does this contribute the video in any way
Just some kid looking like he wants a piece of ass
Guys just a quick warning for the next part of the video
I know I already warned that the audio is pretty bad
But the next kid that does his part of the rap
It's just bass, it's nothing but Skrillex base
You can't hear a single fucking thing so
Just a quick disclaimer
Please don't even try to attempt to understand what this kid is saying
just stick the subtitles
and you'll be alright
I warned you all it's nothing but bass
you can't understand what this kids saying
At least with the other 2 kids
One of them actually had a semi-decent mic
and the other one was trapped in a cupboard
but this kid is just Skrillex base
He's just speaking from inside a speaker
He's trapped inside a speaker just nothing but wubs and base
Even one of the kids in there, right, look at his face
He has no clue what the kid's saying
He's just like "oh yeah yeah"
"Go with it Michael"
"I can't understand shit but that's good"
Oh my lord this bass
Its like watching a fucking BlazingScrubs video
*sigh* "basketball in the net"
"jame"
*Pans crashing and laughter*
*laughter*
What is this kid doing?
Seriously like what is he actually doing?
Why would he record himself doing that?
I-is this- What is this video?
Be sure to comment down below who you think won
That's honestly enough cringe for one day for me
I'm gonna have to go and sacrifice some goats now
To uh regain my sanity
And also guys be sure to like the video
*Screaming*
