Hello there fellow Yomi worshippers! Now,
this might be a weird time to remind you that
the channel smiles back, but we got some really
good news today. In fact, a huge victory for
all true communists, democrats and anyone
who values true equality!
The Seventh Crusade is finally over! And,
thanks to the tactics of yours truly, we have
won without a single inch of a doubt! What
got Amethyst, you may ask?
Well, remember the N word list? Turns out
he finally ended up speaking his atrocious,
alt-right mind and confirmed that he is, indeed,
not a true Harukanese Pope. Therefore, under
Yomiastrian law, one who is accused of fraud,
not a Senranist citizen, and demeaning someone
much higher ranking than them, actually means
we can enforce victory due to them having
no claims and no respect.
Who thought the good ole 'tell them about
your dad's opinions' trick would end up winning
a four month long conflict? Of course, this
means there will be a peace deal, just like
the one Gang Chat got.
Refusal to comply to the treaty will result
in harsher demands, and more of them. The
crusade will also be extended onto those who
agree with said person if the original crusade
target does not comply.
For the peace treaty, one of two choices must
be taken into account. Either hand over Chill
Place to the Yomiastrian church, or elect
a new server host. The poll may contain anyone,
given they are not a pedophile, pro-pedophelia,
or otherwise friends with a suspected pedophile
or child rapist. The poll will be distributed
by the Yomiastrian Church, and the owner of
Chill Place will not be able to be elected
back into office, for they will be put into
gulag for treason against the Senranist faith.
We also will be electing a new Harukanese
Pope to replace the one who wasn't doing his
job correctly. As in not being a fucking traitor.
Once the elected comes to power, the N word
list and all Yomaistrian policies will be
enforced to the fullest. Refusal to do so
will continue the crusade, and no one will
be spared.
Again, if you feel like elections would be
too risky, I can just take over and establish
an elected vice-chairmanship to rule over
Chill Place, to make sure it is the most chill
it can possibly be.
All former admins will also be told to work
in the gulag, except if they are Master Strike
9000 number 3381. No, and I don't mean nicknames.
Only the real Master gets exempt.
That was all I had to say to Chill Place!
Now, are you affected if you were not an admin
in Chill Place and don't have relations with
a pedophile? No, of course not. You'll be
fine.
I'd say this is the best thing to happen to
Chill Place in a long time. It'll finally
be the Chill it deserves to be, and nothing
more. Not run by a Romanian bimbo who honestly
should've been thrown out a long time ago.
I'll also say that all bans that are not related
to the Crusade will be revoked, and the server
rennovated with more interactive stuff to
do!
