- Hello and welcome
to Junk Drawer Magic.
Where we teach you magic
out of the stuff in
your junk drawer.
- Pizza's here.
- Yes! I'm starving.
- Do you like mushrooms?
- No.
- Good, because there's
none on this pizza.
- Wait. I paid extra
for the super, deluxe
fortune teller pizza. It
can predict your future.
- Cool. Can it predict
from inside my stomach?
- First your future,
then your pizza.
Here. See this receipt?
There's a list of stuff on the
back that shows your future.
Like riches, ham, sadness.
- Ham?
- The pizza can predict
if your future is ham.
I'll just take my scissors
and tell me when to stop.
- Stop.
- There? Okay.
And, let's see what you chose.
Death. But how do you die?
Only the pizza knows.
- Nice. I've always wondered
how I was gonna die.
- We'll just take these
slices and place them out.
- This pizza isn't making sense.
It's still, it's just 'arc'.
- And the final slice.
You are going to die from...
- Sharks?
- Sorry Akira, the
pizza knows all.
Where are you going?
- To get a harpoon.
No shark is going to
get the upper hand on me.
- Well, okay. And we'll show you
how to do this trick right now.
Let's go to the junk drawer.
For this trick you'll need:
An uncut cheese pizza in
a box, a pizza cutter,
a receipt, an index card,
a pen, a brown sharpie,
tape, and mini pepperonis.
Start by making your
prediction receipt.
Turn over your receipt.
Now place your index card
under the receipt.
Use your pen to write 'death'
on the top of the receipt.
Only the bottom half
of the word should be
on the top of the receipt.
The top of the word will
be on the index card.
When you take the
index card away,
you'll only see half the word.
Now do the same thing at
the bottom of the receipt.
Except the bottom half of
'death' is on the index card.
Now you'll see the
top of your receipt
has half the word 'death',
and the bottom of your
receipt has the other half.
Now just fill in your receipt
with your other fortunes.
Set your prediction
receipt aside for now.
Next, grab your pizza.
Take your pepperoni and
write out the word 'shark'.
Now take your pizza cutter,
and slice your pizza
into eight pieces.
Now use your brown sharpie
to label the pizza slices
one through eight. Like this.
Make sure to write it small
on the back of the crust.
I'm going to start here
with one and go clockwise.
Finally, rearrange the slices
so you can't read the word.
Then close your pizza box,
place your receipt on top.
That's all the prep,
now for the trick.
Start the trick by showing off
your list to your audience.
Make sure you cover both halves
of 'death' with your hands.
Then, turn your receipt
right back around
and get your scissors.
Tell your audience to
tell you when to stop.
Make sure you cut in
between two words.
Then let go of your
receipt, pick it back up,
and form 'death'.
Now slowly take out
your pizza slices,
glancing at your numbers,
and set them down.
Make sure they're in the
right order you numbered.
And that's the trick.
- Cool, I'm ready to try it.
- (upbeat rock music)
- Thanks for watching
Junk Drawer Magic.
- Okay, new plan to not
get eaten by sharks.
I never go into the ocean again.
(Jaws theme music)
And I wear this life jacket
for the rest of my life
just in case I fall
into a body of water.
- What was that?
- What? Where?
- Shark! Behind you!
(growl)
- Not today, shark.
- Ow. Why would you punch me?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I just came to see
some blood magic.
(crying)
- No shark, wait.
No, no, no come back.
This is your fault.
Come back, I'm so sorry.
- Well, we all learned
a valuable lesson today.
Never judge a shark
by its dorsal.
Hello? Danny's (mumbles) pizza?
