Mike
Mike answer me.
You alright?
Got you motherfacker.
Give me your weapon.
Hands down.
I'm ready to meet my 72 virgins.
What the fack is that means?
I've got something for you my friend.
What the fack is this?
I'm Chad Hendricks.
Welcome to 2012.
Luckily we've got a black president.
To save our ass.
My fellow Americans.
Please, pray for our country
so help us God.
Two convicts got locked up
they read a book by Alexandre Dumas
Did you read a book on the Count of Monte
Cristo?
Man, I couldn't believe that.
Two convicts they broke a hole in the wall?
Did you hear about the two convicts?
They weren't just two average convicts.
I mean, even in Afghanistan they were the
biggest drug dealers.
Above prison escape by any standard.
A tunnel, more than a kilometer long witch
took several months to dig.
The result: Hundreds of inmates escaped from
a prison...
Millionaires, multi-millionaires almost.
From setting up their cocaine distribution.
They made a hole in the wall.
Stole a boat, to come to the United States
They even stole a police car to get to New
York
But they just want to bring some cocaine
to this country that's what this guys do.
They broke out of jail and they are on their
way to America.
Is 2012, these two convicts are on their way
to do some really bad things.
To be honest, when the escape story popped
up in the newspaper I was scared shitless.
This two convicts broke out of jail in South
America,
highjack the plane to Miami
They were trying to get to the United States
bad, man.
They gonna get through a judgement day
All the 
jails shake and all the convicts will escape.
Well they came from South Florida to South
America
crazy import deal
shot three cops
In South America is not like here, they are
like houses, they are not like real prisons
How crazy 2012 is.
These two convicts from South America they
broke a hole in the wall
Went into the Miami neighborhood
They became very wealthy.
If anybody can brake out, I mean.
I think it would be them.
They just run through Venezuela, Costa Rica
all of those places come over here, to Mexico
so makes me feel so, like, insecure
How did they get out of prison?
You know, they try to build their own criminal
organization.
These two guys are dangerous.
But do you know what is more dangerous than
that in 2012?
Just to get to the United States.
Infectious deseases have devastated
humanity throughout the history of men kind.
Black Plague, some people call it Bubonic
it killed tons of people in all the regions
that it touched.
From Malaria to AIDS, to SPARS
We are shit out of luck.
Anything from Ebola, Avian Swine Flu
continue to encroch upon the wildirness
germs that used to be only used for certain
species
they jumped species into the humans.
Even greater threat to us, might be this Superbug
this multistrain type of bug that seems to
attack and seems to be no way to resolving
any kind of cure.
We're facked.
Some say this overuse of antibiotics
is pretty much killing the human race.
We are facked in 2012.
Broke out of jail and come to America
couple tons of cocaine
they start distributing in the streets among
the drug dealers
the small time drug dealers.
These two convicts stole a cop car
try to get down to, I mean, Submarines
They should have known to have them on maximum
security
Two convicts broke down in South Florida and
they are going on a rampage now, the marijuana
Down in South America these two convicts just
escaped and they are trying to bring marijuana
back to United States.
The biggest drug dealers in South America
on to Mexico
and over there you know those cartels
and all of those people try to just
bring some stuff, cocaine to America
You would think that with our curent law enforcement
and goverment
that two guys would not be such a threat to
such
highly trained professionals but
I would say that is what is turning into
The Count of Monte Cristo
after they read that book, told them how to
brake out of jail.
Tell me about the two Zimbabwe guys they became
cops
They worked in a diamond mine
They steal the diamonds
I know two guys are troops man
Then they are sold it on black market
I know them for a long time, I mean
and trade in for cash to buy the airplane
ticket
to New York
What's up bro?
These two guys from Zimbabwe who grew up
with nothing, who had no parents
In 2012 is different, you know
there are no more embassies, no more visas
everything is going to be close
2012 is the crazy year, right?
Oh, there are aliens from Zimbabwe in 2012
Ah, I'm just facking with you.
There is no chance of aliens from Zimbabwe
coming to the United States.
ah, but maybe some aliens up there
Now that's a possibility
he he
Where else but in America could two young
men from Zimbabwe come and become heroes
What's up bro?
How are you doing man.
Good man.
How are you doing?
How was London?
The London was Falling man.
and the two guys who came from Zimbabwe, to
become cops over here
..come to America, actually come here and
help out.
True of False?
Aliens have kidnapped us.
Extraterestrials in America.
Humans all over the world.
True?
No.
It seems like we are all alone in this Universe.
Cats, Dogs.
Snake and Frogs.
Two African-American people come from Zimbabwe
Only American people.
and the 12 million immigrants, right?
Man, i wish I had a better life.
I'm sorry I can't pronounce your names.
Are you the two cops from Zimbabwe?
Yeah man, that is him and the other name is
mine.
They started watching that Bad Boys 2
They got hooked on it
Now they wanted to be Bad Boys 3
They pretended to be cops and then
sitting on the couch, eating popcorn
talking about the movies they saw
Bad Boys with Michael Bay
and they wanted to be just like the guys from
the movie
The captain will be very happy to see you
guys
Do you have any luggage?
OK
Let's go
Take care of my car man
If aliens had the capability to travel
stellar distances to our planet and attack
us
would they really land?
Would they reveal their nature and allow themselves
to be shot at?
They most likely bomb population centers,
come out and descent, wax our ass and send
in some automatic weapons to clean up the
mess.
Sir!
We have bad news.
Is not just in the Pacific, is in the Atlantic
ocean this time too
Everything shut down
Totally paralyze the company
The oil spill reached the indian ocean.
I guess we are facked.
Everybody say, I hate USA, I hate America
but everyone wants to get a Visa.
Is just some people you run into
might be nice, some people, like
They don't care about their world.
The weather is changing
The birds are flying in different directions.
I really think is going to come to an end.
Everywhere is a big disaster.
The connection from the, South America and
Afghanistan
they just come to
anything is possible in the human nature
Is a lot f crazy stuff in there.
In 2012.
USA.
Everybody wants to come to the USA.
They wanted to become Police Officers.
We the high expectations in America, they
just want to become cops.
Those two gentlemen went to the NYPD Blue.
Detectives.
Welcome to the NYPD.
How was your flight?
They came to America.
Tried out with the police academy and actually
made it.
I was happy to hear about our Zimbabweans
Mike and Martin, joining the NYPD Blue.
Something special about 2012 is going to hell
in the hand basket when the earth is going
to be turned up on it's edge.
Just turning the earth, just flipping the
shit out of it.
You got two Zimbabwe Africans that come to
America
they got hired by America to be Police.
And the hot ass Blonde chief of Police
Detectives!
They went to talk over there with the sergeant,
I mean the
Chief of Police was a lady.
Was a Hot Lady.
She is fine.
She is got everything.
and everybody was laughing at them
and all that.
They didn't want them to do that.
The other guy was the hero.
Do you know what i mean?
Pretty hot right?
Not to bad ma'am.
Not to bad.
Well, you guys already know, we had a lot
of threats in New York City.
Everybody thought they were jokes, because
they come from Zimbabwe.
Wo takes Zimbabweans serious
I'm talking about tities like pow
and the ass like wow
Well, you guys already know, we had a lot
of threats in New York City.
The department in Zimbabwe thinks that you
can help us out.
Sure, no problem.
Good.
Yeah.
We are going to need some peace in the streets
with these crazy cops these days.
The more the merrier.
Do you know who believes in 2012 going shit
crazy?
George Lucas
The idea that the earth is going to be flipped
on it's axes
oh yeah,
Mr. Planetary Star Wars out of Space Empire
Strikes back
He does.
One of them fell in love with the chief of
police, a very beautiful lady.
She hired these two guys from Zimbabwe.
The happy ending was
Blonde and very hot.
The highest honors.
She is almost something that you can call
Perfect.
Detective Johnson will take you to take your
badges.
The survivor guy he just become the hero
so the chief of police took him over there
in the station
and you know what?
She was...
She got the looks, she got the shape, she
got everything.
and they did it.
She just getting naked and he facked her for
three hours over there.
There was a discrimination that they did that,
should have not happen.
Man, this guy fell in love with her, he actually
went crazy about her.
Now there is some alarm that the earth could
be flipping on it's poles.
Wherever are the magnetic poles or the geographical
poles
They really wanted to try to save the world,
you know?
All of the sudden the south pole is the north
People are laying out in the damn winter time
They are freezing their asses off in the Caribbean.
That's the type of shit scares folks in 2012.
By the way.
Do you guys have shorter names?
yeah.
His name is Mike, my name is Martin.
Good.
That's much better.
Thank You.
He was willing to do anything, to have this
lady.
and they have sex for three hours so she said
you know what, you are the best police in
the country
and it made him save the world.
I'm so proud of them because showed that
you can grow up from nothing and you can become
something
and you can actually help the society.
See, the planet's magnetic poles they do flip.
Scientific proof.
It just takes about half of million years
to happen.
So just breathe.
Don't get crazy and shit.
Breathe.
Don't let fear overtake your crazy ass.
Is 2012.But check this.
Even if the poles do flip on some crazy ass
possibility,
The only thing we have to change is our north
to south compass.
Is that simple.
In 2012 we are going to be killed by robots?
What?
I seen the young reporter on TV man, she is
good girl..
She is hot as can be.
She is just out and she disappears and we
have
not heard from her.
I used to watch her on the news a lot.
She is a beautiful woman she has a nice house,
nice family
Computers are getting sneakier and smarter
every day, like these little bastards here,
these robots are scaring the shit out of folks.
Self sufficient robots that will turn against
their masters?
The truth is, there are parallels.
We are running neck in neck with technology.
This little bugger here, he is built with
love.
She did a good job
She worked hard, she is very dependable.
Spanish girl.
She is beautiful.
She is tied on 2012 in a heartbeat.
The prices of the gasoline are dropping...
Needed to get away, with this 2012 phenomenon
crazy stuff that is going on on the news.
This is the American Dream.
She wants to save the world.
I can't imagine something like that to happen
to that lady because she is too nice.
It is a crazy world.
It is really a crazy world.
Maria Gomez, Los Angeles.
What happened to her was terrible.
She got on the news to change anything but
this 2012 got everybody going mad.
So these trusty robots here, they will overcome
us.
But with love.
She is gorgeous.
Bad Boys Bad Boys whattcha gonna do?
About the convicts that are on their way to
New York with a grenade.
They gonna try to blow up New York.
I guess their dream finally came true.
They finally did it huh?
It was 2012 and the police actually needed
their help.
Two African Americans come from
they went in the computer, do
from Zimbabwe, watching Bad Boys they go to
America become cops, so
They become the best police men in New York,
the best police guys
NYPD hired them, put them out on the streets,
to police the streets and they actually did
a good job.
They are from Zimbabwe but they have computers
there too.
When was the last time you have seen the Zimbabwe
cops?
so what is with Mike and Martin?
We are the bad Boys.
Not in Miami but in NYC
Bad Boy Bad Boys whacha gonna do?
Bad Boys?
You did not see Bad Boys with Will Smith and
martin Lawrence?
Who the fack is Martin Lawrence?
I don't watch that shit man.
So help us God.
Bad Boys, they come for you.
So what happen, this woman got taken, she
went on the beach, she came missing along
the side of the water.
Oh, that good looking reporter?
Next thing i know, she gets on the raft and
i guess floated off and completely got lost
in the moment
She was on the vacation.
So what type of robot would you choose?
A soldier or a hot TV reporter?
How are you doing?
Whooshka!
She got, she went down on the beach, chil
out
get a little sun.
To get a simple tan, she laid out to bathe
I imagine myself laying down on the beach
and the tide
just taken me out on the sea and disappearing.
Like, is really weird how that happened.
911, this is an emergency?
So the TV Reporter.
Got lost at sea.
Tide takes her out to sea.
What is your location?
Took some time to go out on the beach, to
sun bathe.
She got a nice tan.
All she did was falling asleep on the raft
and floating away.
They wandered what happened with her?
On the loose, robbing, carjacking, boatjacking.
These two guys that attacked this older couple
and trow them out in the water.
People were saying it is because of 2012.
The nerve of these two convicts.
They brake out of jail and they stole this
car and they went to the harbor.
What happen was that
Thats when they have met the old people.
Most of you think that Carl is nothing than
your average every day old prick right?
Heh?
Check this out.
2011 National Scientist of the Year
he is actually a part of the US Academy of
Sciences out here trying to protect our asses
from Solar Eruption on 2012
They steal a cop car
When it comes to the two convicts and the
stolen cop car.
They killed the police officer, they killed
him
You know, they abduct him right in the middle
of the road.
Who did they find there?
Those two guys they steal the car, they go
to the harbor.
Two older people, an older woman and older
man.
It was their anniversary.
You could tell they have been married for
a long time.
What do you thing the people are these days
and treating the elderly like that?
It is all in your mind.
Man, the chaos is really bad, man.
The sun is vital to our lives.
Right now is facking up all out technology
that is more vital
more than ever in 2012.
Now, Solar Erruptions have screwed up everything
from radio communication back in the 1800
to starting fires that killed thousands in
North America alone.
15 happy years.
Fiftteen years or so
They are talking about the weather, how nice
it is outside
The two convicts ran away from jail.
A storm that powerful these days would have
even more devastating news.
It will just crush the wold
because everything is tied together now.
recent reports through the National Academy
of Sciences
have estimated trillions of dollars being
lost to one of these Sun Storm damages.
These damages easily could fuel chaos around
the world.
Two convicts we seen them walking,
walking up and down.
They stole a cop car and they were going to
make the escape to New York in it.
Officer down.
They stole a police vehicle.
Suspects, danger.
The convicts went up to the harbor and stole
a cop car and they pretending they were hurting.
They went to this old couple.
It was their anniversary.
Two old people.
On their 15 years anniversary.
All they were doing, you know, trying to have
some family time, they weren't expecting all
that.
Took them hostage.
Their 15 years anniversary.
They just escaped from jail over there and
they just come to
These old couple wanted to help them so bad
that they allowed them to get on their boat
with them.
15 years.
Went out to the harbor just to try to get
to the boat.
These two convicts they took
these people
These old people
and they steal a cop car, go to the harbor
they were hungry, they were tired and running
They had a first aid kit, on of the convicts
was wounded
Do you have a first aid kit?
they went to the harbor, they were acting
like they were hurting running into this old
couple.
Maria Gonzales, this sweet, very sexy, spanish,
sexy piece of an ass os a reporter
Just floating in the ocean in her own business
but damn it is doomsday 2012 when up and above
the sky a huge asteroid is approaching.
But all I want to know is:
The oil spill is going to catch fire?
They get on the boat with the old people,
they were playing like they was hurt
What are you doing in my boat and whatever
happened it was a pistol coming out of the
no were.
This old couple was trying to help them and
let them got on their boat.
Keep an eye on that bitch.
They see a gun, the old man is wrestling for
the gun.
They are acting like they were wounded, playing
a game.
Taken hostage.
Somebody has to catch up with the guys.
They will make it too far.
Damn, the asteroid already broken down this
all earth and we are rebuilding already?
I mean, come on.
A catastrophic Asteroid is believed to be
what killed all the Damn Dinosaurs.
So what do we do now?
As he is grabbing the first aid kit, the old
man actually revealed it's gun, had in there
a small pistol.
They see a nice boat, like a two million dollar
boat over there
The two old people.
Go down there and watch that bitch.
They asked for their help, lured them on to
the boat.
Sir, do you have a first aid kit?
Took the gun and took the hostages immediately.
The people, what they are doing?
They are killing each other for no reason
at all.
Go down there and watch that bitch.
Take the boat.
Let us go.
Start the facking boat.
The old man not knowing that he was dealing
with
two convicts, yeah of course, I do in my boat.
Two old couple over there living in the boat,
belongs to the couple.
He went to go grab it and right there one
of the convicts, over took the man and the
wife to the ground.
Get the boat.
Let us go.
They held them captive.
Finally made it to New York to get these grenades
so they can give them to the Taliban.
Took everything from them.
I find that totally wrong.
Start the fucking boat.
So after they took over the boat they
immediately held out to sea
All this to get a grenade to the Taliban?
Have you ever heard of the Tunguska Explosion?
Crazy.
This asteroid exploded and took a hole in
the earth
the size of Japan.
I shit you not.
I shit you sushi.
I shit you not.
Still, early warning signs of such impact
just might be possibile.
They were trying to get to New York, take
the hand grenades.
They just stole the pistol.
They killed those two guys
They killed the couple.
Help these convicts get on the Damn boat.
Take the boat, leave us go.
They hijacked the old people boat man.
Start the fucking boat.
Get him out.
They want to get to New York.
He was pretending he was hurting, wanting
to steal the boat.
Happy years.
Not happy anymore, they are gone.
They are heading to New York, right now.
2012 is facking crazy.
take off.
Once they got on the boat they shot these
old guys.
Silver suitcase.
I guess this episode happen, they had to call
the coastguard and
Who else?
But the hot little reporter chick.
They found this lady reporter that was chasing
them.
Floating now on the raft, sleeping.
Floating on the raft, you know.
She was in the bikini
Witchcraft or whatever, that's what I believe.
The oceans and the mountains, everything
is coming down to the cities.
Everybody has to run.
They see that hot, hot chick over there in
the ocean.
What the fack is going on?
To me is a bunch of Hocus Pocus, you know.
I heard about it.
It happened long time ago.
it is really bad.
In the middle of the ocean.
Yeah, the world is going to end.
2012 is real for you for me, for everybody
who die that day.
The earth is going to end.
The earth will be 5% water.
That year is going to be the end of the world,
for you, whoever die.
The earth will absorb the fresh water into
the ground.
That is amazing in 2012.
Twenty Motherfucking Twelve.
The Hurricanes and the Volcanoes
Tsunamis, Flood Flushes
I want it deep inside
She hired them and they starting working with
the police station, they are working
2012 shit is crazy.
The police let anybody be police?
Here you go man.
Trying to start a criminal organization
in New York from Zimbabwe.
One of our heroes goes out banging.
Look at that over there.
She got fat ass.
Holler at her.
i'm gonna holler right now.
Watch and learn.
Two guys came all the way from Zimbabwe.
If you let them take the news, take over anybody.
The two Bad Boys, remember the two Bad Boys?
You see the story over there with the red
head?
What's up girl?
How are you doing?
You know, I kind of like it what you have
going on back there.
Do you know what I'm saying?
What's up with that?
You got played!
Shut up man.
It isn't funny man.
our Bad Boys love to pick up Hot Chicks in
the streets.
Oh, the red head?
haha
her name is Mona.
She is majoring in super hot Volcanoes that
will probably kill the earth in 2012.
red in the head, fire in the hole.
What's up girl?
How you doing Miss Thing.
You know I'm kind of liking what's you got
working on back there.
Do you know what I'm saying?
maybe they have contraband from Zimbabwe.
Contact in Zimbabwe.
You and me we might get naked.
I'm just trying to work with you.
Do you know what i'm saying?
Skinny, beautiful with a nice body.
What's up with that?
You got played.
Shut up man.
It isn't funny man.
NYPD, man.
You try to do better than this.
A lot of potential in those guys.
They are going to become the best police men
in New york.
There is a prophet.
Happy anniversary.
They killed the people.
Did I ever tell you that the world is coming
to an end in 2012?
Do you know about the cosmic alignment theory?
They are also concerns that planet and stars
will line up
in a way that will transform earth.
Some theorist claim that from our point of
view
the sun will cross the plane of our Galaxy,
December 21st.
However, the Sun already does this twice per
year.
There is no danger.
They killed the elderly couple and
The old man gets shot.
Yes.
he said 2012.
That is murder one.
The old lady she is seeing this so I guess
They off the old lady.
They shot them and killed them and threw them
in the ocean.
These guys killed the old people and took
their boat.
So this is going to come to the cities and
destroy everything.
He said the world is going to come to an end
in 2012.
The gravitational force from the center of
the Galaxy.
It sure did.
all the chaos.
There was an ancient Mayan or Aztec prediction
on how the world is going to end.
They ended up killing people, they got on
the boat for.
Dump this bitch.
Took them over board.
Got her.
The Sun is 66 light years approaching planet
earth and
the cool thing is, the scientists say it would
still take millions of years to get here.
Crazy.
Now the bodies that have any gravitational
impact on the earth are the Moon and the Sun.
We see that in the tides.
Now tidal effects from other bodies in our
Solar system, have been affecting the Earth
for years.
Yet with little impact and very minuscule
notice.
It was a disgrace for something like that
to happen.
People were doing everything possibile.
Anything out of the abnormal, they are doing.
Sir, do you have any information at all?
Any information about the Oil Spill?
There is no comment from the executives of
BP
This is John Straus, Channel One News.
There will be 30% water and 70% dry land.
I don't need to tell you what that will do
to the agriculture around the world.
Now the millennium and he computers, it gets
the world is so bad and it pollutes the water
so bad that all the fish die.
It may take up with your sister or your brother.
Might take up with your dog.
gas is cheap.
The water is one thousand dollars per gallon.
It is a shortage on water.
Hot chick was there in the ocean.
Bad things happen to good people.
Sometimes
are abnormal people anyway
She was right there in the water and she started
screaming.
There is a shortage on food now.
Poor Maria.
Be careful, don't fall asleep on the raft,
hell, you never know when some sadistic murderess
might sneak up on your ass and save you.
How do you live in a world like this?
Turned to be a pretty severe thing.
NYPD!
Is dangerous stuff, you don't want to know
about.
let me tell you about brain controlling parasites.
Ants.
Oh shit.
With a suitcase.
Thats a bunch of shit.
Mr. President.
has the oil Spill reached the ocean?
It is a possibility.
The atomic bomb, war come.
That is scary.
Mr. President, what is the White House planning
to do about this?
Welcome to 2012.
Come across the young woman that fell asleep
on the raft several miles out on the ocean.
Fell asleep and then wakes up in the middle
of nowhere.
Start screaming, hey, help, I need some help.
Please help me over here.
Beautiful chick wakes up in the middle of
the nowhere.
Suddenly see this hot chick.
She wakes up and she is in the middle of the
ocean and she is screaming.
There is nobody to help her.
I mean i guess she thought they was going
to boat her.
See how that shit turned out.
They took her hostage.
It was not right man.
They took her at gun point.
So wrong.
Please get me.
Somebody help me.
She even believed them.
I feel really sorry for her.
The poor thing went through so much.
They tortured her.
researchers from Penn State gone all the way
to Thailand and they found
the spookiest shit you ever want o hear.
A fungus that does not just kill it's prey,
fucks with it's mind.
It mind fucks the ants forcing them to do
all the work for them.
Could this shit happen to humans?
Why not.
It is 2012.
Float around on the boat on the sea then they
trow her on the boat and hang her.
They immediately headed for New York, they
had a grenade.
They had one grenade they had to deliver.
After they did it with the old folks, guess
who is floating in the middle of the ocean?
When they took her, she is scared to death.
They just took her.
To deliver the grenade to New York.
So they made her part of this little plot.
This crazy jerk.
Grab her.
Took her hostage.
So those two guys they saw the chick over
there.
It was a hot chick over there.
Floating around and she sees the boat.
The hot reporter chick.
Is like, who is this hot chick floating in
the middle of the ocean?
Kidnapped by these people on this boat.
She is having no clue where she is at or why
she is on this boat.
They rape her.
They have their way with her.
Woke up, you know, few miles away on sea.
It is kind of a crazy story when you are thinking
about it.
Beautiful body, stunning gorgeous lady over
there
so they wave to try to help her.
Must be a gift from God.
I mean who would ever thought?
I hope they can get caught and convicted.
If I see a hot chick on the ocean i will roll
over too and pick her up.
Come on up.
Huh?
and they killed her.
Hijack the boat go to New York.
They call her on board.
They try to have sex with her and after she
is being raped and tortured.
They pull out the ropes and the poor thing,
they tie her hands behind her back.
The whole world in in chaos, the police is
everywher.
The world in ending.
After these two convicts threw the old people
over the board, they pick up the beautiful
chick.
They are actually the convicts who escaped
from jail.
I guess they were heading out to Paradise.
Thank you guys.
Welcome to the house of madness.
People say that it is a religious thing.
God is got it planned out for 2012.
The police finally catch up with them.
They are going to come to America, they are
going to come to New York with the grenade
in the back.
They catch the convicts down in Central Park.
Did you see what they did in Nagasaki and
Hiroshima?
Now there are brain controlling parasites
that can turn ants into walking Zombies.
I shit you not.
Now these germs they can't quite turn humans
into the Walking Dead yet, but still, researchers
use the Zombies scenario to
figure out what possibly can happen in 2012.
They are going to come to New York.
The two Zimbabwe cops chasing, apprehended.
Everything sits on a purpose witch God got.
They blew the whole town down.
Because is a big place.
Everybody can hide in New York.
They can do anything.
It destroys all computers.
Freeze motherfacker.
The guys running down the street with the
bomb.
The traffic and the bridge all these people
come.
The bombs they have today,
make Nagasaki and Hiroshima look like firecrackers.
The guys they just gonna come to Mexico, because
they have connections with
the Al Quaida in Afghanistan.
Freeze motherfucker.
Depends on what people believe.
Give them a chance to be police officers,
be the Bad Boys.
Those latin guys, like me.
Those people from Mexico, i mean, those people
from Afghanistan they try to just come to
America.
They try to bring the War over here.
The Hydrogen Bomb.
Portfolio in the back, they come with the
grenade so.
Everything you see right now.
These buildings.
Everything you see.
Our two heroes from Zimbabwe, finally get
to be the Bad Boys.
They grab the suitcase, they have the grenade.
They plan to come to New York and bring a
nuclear bomb to New York
because they want to destroy us.
What it does, it destroys everything that
is living, it does not hurt the buildings.
Freeze motherfucker!
One marine that tried to jump in, he is seriously
wounded.
The guys from Zimbabwe, running down the same
street, catches the convicts in the middle
of their little plot and stops them.
The Electron bomb.
Do you know what the Electron Bomb is?
They say the world is going to end in New
York.
Crazy talk.
Is going to end in Switzerland.
Let's go to Geneva.
They have a black hole there is going to swallow
us all up.
Terrorist attacks in New York.
The Cartel was involved on that one and they
turned into a big fiasco.
They don't like civilization, you know what
i mean?
They just like to go all over, underground,
in caves rocks, and no water and they don't
take a shower for years!
Now this large corridor here runs about 300
miles of tunnel.
Is gonna cause the Big Bang.
Freeze Motherfucker!
The last one two weeks ago.
He is actually doing very well.
He is recovering.
he misses his friend dearly.
Everything.
Gone.
Now, of course, the Big bang is a theoretical
way on how we got here in the first place
right?
Wasn't couple big folks of making kids,
it was the way we all ended up on the planet.
Now there is wide spread panic and paranoia
all over the world that this Switzerland tunnel
is going to cause the next Black Hole.
Guys don't want to work no more.
I mean
Taxes.
Where is it coming to?
They are actually planning to do a memorial
for him in Central park because he helped
save the world.
Some people will claim to the religion.
See your computers?
Goodbye.
After they chase them...
Freeze motherfucker.
Cats, dogs, fish, you me: Bye Bye
Kills everything living.
Even if they can generate these Black holes
there are still very small chances this shit
is gonna happen.
Now at the speed these tiny little holes induce
nothing more than one proton of space eating
up at the time.
These little hole munchers will take millions
of years to even do shit to the earth.
These little black hole mungers will take
as long as it took to build this whole damn
Universe to eat a chunk of the earth.
Shit ain't happening.
But have no fear, there are much larger rogue
black holes out there just circling the Galaxies.
It will take that light years to get here
anyway, so
Fuck them.
With one light year equaling one trillion
miles the chance of these much larger black
rogue holes to really reaching the earth is
very minute.
These much larger black rogue holes are still
light years away.
one light year equaling, a trillion miles.
So the idea that these Black holes will eventually
reach our Galaxy is slim and none.
Butt they don't want to help her, you know.
You gonna fucking like it if you like it or
not.
Bitch.
They rape her and ravage her.
Dirty bitch.
Anytime this happen, all the convicts will
escape from jail.
cause more chaos, more various criminal background.
Sees some strangers on the boat, think she
is rescued.
The world is coming to an end.
You dirty bitch.
That is so wrong.
They got her and did what they did to her.
She is on the boat raped, gagged.
Dirty bitch.
They helped the lady, they get the lady on
the boat and they rape her over there.
It was wrong for the people to do something
like that.
To that lady.
How is your help now?
Rape her and beat her up.
Horrible story.
When i saw, they overtook her, raped her on
the boat and
it was really really sad.
Those guys they were really bad people from
South America.
Do you know what I mean?
Really bad.
They kidnapped her and raped her.
Go to the bitch.
She is asking for help.
I can't wait till they get these motherfuckers.
I'm gonna kill you motherfucker.
Put down your weapon.
NYPD.
They are on high speed chase.
Chasing these two Talibans, shooting them
out.
Mike, say something man!
The police chase them, they are having a shoot
out.
basically around the corner shooting each
other.
NYPD !
They saved the world.
Mike !
Few bicyclists got shot but that's ok because
they try to save the world.
Drop your fucking weapon.
In the end of the story, the bottom line is
that just held the guys over there.
The grenade blew up and he died.
A huge mess in Manhattan, trying to stop this
guy.
The grenade is going off and the other one
saved the world.
Mike, did you get hit man?
This motherfucker got a gun.
One of the police guys, one of the black guys.
The terrorist gets upset because the police
actually faulted their plan reaching for the
gun.
He pulled out the grenade and it goes off,
the guy from Zimbabwe jumps in front of him
he dies.
That was sad.
To see an American die.
Pretty sad.
Breaks my heart.
Get up.
Slow, slow.
Give me your hands.
This shit is a mad house man.
I mean.
Can you believe this shit?
You are coming with me son.
I knew they had another Terrorist to meet
up with that was supposed to be leading from
there.
When they had the grenade in the back they
took it to the Muslim guy over there in New
York.
Now check this shit out.
the plot thickens.
I'm ready to meet my 72 Virgins.
I mean he did a lot.
He saved the world.
What the fuck is that mean?
I've got something for you motherfucker.
We are going to really miss Mike.
The grenade explodes.
You know what i mean?
he died right over there.
Trying to save the world.
If he saved the world, he gets the chief of
police in the end.
One of our heroes goes out with a bang,
Some people might ain't be right.
All people act like that.
The chief of the NYPD police.
His partner did not make it.
The grenade blew up and killed his partner.
They are going to come to america to New York.
One of our heroes just died in the line of
duty.
Him and his partner, they took on the Taliban,
they got these grenades from these escaped
convicts.
Give it up !
Give it up.
For the world.
Hands.
Give me your hands.
I'm ready to meet my 72 virgins.
What the fuck is that mean?
Sacrifices himself for human kind.
For America.
Got something for you my friend.
Black, tall, skinny, like the Beyonce.
Grab the Terrorist, the Terrorist grab the
grenade.
What is that?
But the poor guy just ending...
I mean, he paid with his life.
Anything you have heard about 2012?
Some of the things that already happened,
that gives people a reason that is coming
to an end?
It is all in their mind.
They molested her.
She was kicking and screaming.
Tied to the sales
Help me!
Hell of a day for this young lady.
Hollering, people to help her.
That was rough.
I mean hurricanes
I can't really say.
Help me!
Rapists, burglars, psychotic people
That is the theory of what is going to happen.
I have to tell you about 2012.
How you think.
Been here for a long time.
Nothing lasts forever.
I understand why people say the world is going
to come to an end 
in 2012.
Nobody knows that exact time.
Everybody shooting all this crap about the
world coming to an end in 2012 they should
stop it.
2012, it is all in your mind.
Good deal.
Just study the bible and just be ready for
it, even if it does.
I don't think it will.
Elephants, everything come to the city, do
you know what I mean?
He he he
Help me!
This shit is really tragic.
Some people just going haywire.
Crazy.
Some people will be suicidal.
Animals from...
You can't put on a year and a time.
It might happen anytime.
I think is a bunch of bull crap.
But, who is to say?
The sky, the flag coming down, the police
is all over.
People is all over.
It is the biggest hoax, just you know
Help me
Sun is going to come over to the earth and
2012 is bad.
Everybody is gonna get in a drone, fires everywhere.
Help me.
2012 is been a bitch.
She is now well.
Yes.
Like the bible say, is going to be Apocalypses
is gonna be just Help Me
same thing over and over so
I never know.
They were advanced in their time but this
is the computer age, this is the Space Age.
People running, the craziness is gonna be
Help me
Man, for 2012.
Naa
You can't say 2012, it can happen back in
the day.
I might happen, what 2021
They 
were advanced culture but 2000 years ago
they had no way of predicting the future in
the 21st century.
People are crazy.
They said the same thing in 2000
yes
We are safe now.
Shit is crazy.
Kids don't fucking listen, the world is going
crazy and of course there is always God.
He will come down and destroy our world.
Who knows what he has in store for us?
Will he eradicate our Universe?
Of course not.
God is only a figment of our imagination.
He is in our minds.
he is good.
Because we made him so.
Welcome to 2012.
Everybody is constantly looking for the ..
to pull a publicity stunt.
2012 is a bunch of Horse Shit.
hehehehe
Is gonna probably be a repeat in 2013.
We love 2012.
THE END
Directed by George Anton
