10 Tragically Funny Facts About North Korea
Some nations are known for their neutrality,
others are known for belligerence, and some
even for chocolate.
North Korea, on the other hand, is known simply
for the madness of its institutions and the
laws that govern its land.
It has to be said that although the country’s
treatment of its population is tragic, some
of the nation’s history is simply funny.
From the former supreme leader Kim Jong-il’s
hair to his glasses, there is plenty to laugh
at when it comes to North Korea.
10.
North Korean Calendar
The smallest of things can be the most telling
examples of a regime that is far removed from
simple governance.
While most calendars are based on the Gregorian
calendar reform, North Korea’s calendar
is based on, wait for it, the birth of its
leader Kim Il-sung.
As a result, the year in North Korea is 104.
Its adoption of the Juche era calendar means
that years before 1912 (the year of Kim il-Sung’s
birth) are used with the Gregorian calendar
dates while years past that date have the
North Korean Juche Calendar accompaniment.
For example, 2015 would be Juche 104, 2015″
or “Juche 104 (2015).”
And because the calendar is based on the birth
of Kim Il-sung, the date of his death – July
8 is not allowed to be celebrated as a birthday.
The same goes for December 17, the day Kim
Jong-il died.
9.
Kim Jong-il’s a Film Buff
It’s one thing to love movies, it’s another
thing to use your power to further a psychotic
film producing agenda.
Kim Jong-il was reported to be an obsessive
film buff with a collection of 20,000 plus
video tapes.
He even produced a patriotic 100-part documentary
series on the history of the North Korean
homeland while somehow writing a book titled:
“On the Art of Cinema.”
It is unknown what type of qualification he
had to author such a book.
What truly makes his film obsession frighteningly
funny was his decision to kidnap Shin Sang-ok,
the South Korean film director, and his actress
wife, Choi Eun-hee (that’s them, pictured
above), in 1978 in order to build up North
Korea’s film industry.
During their time in North Korea, they made
seven films before escaping to the West in
1986.
8.
The Photoshop
In the international arena, the demonstration
of power and strength is shown in many ways.
The most obvious is through war or military
attack, while other ways include the power
of diplomacy to pass international agreements
or laws.
North Korea had a different idea of demonstrating
power.
In 2015, Kim Jung-un hailed the recent test
of a submarine-launched missile.
However, experts have proven that the images
are Photoshopped.
This wasn’t the first time North Korea attempted
to intimidate the world only to have images
proven to be also Photosphopped.
In its recent history, North Korean state
media released images of hovercrafts coming
to the shores.
However, the vehicles were shown to be digital
mirrors of each other.
Other instances of it being used include images
where Kim Jong-il stands next to other military
generals; he is always made to look at their
height despite his obvious smaller stature.
7.
Fake City
In Seth Rogen’s film The Interview, they
introduce a grocery store that is in the middle
of town.
It seems to be full of food and attempts to
represent a healthy city life, but it turns
out to be faux.
In reality, a mere grocery store is underselling
it.
Kim Jong-il sponsored the creation of a whole
city at the border of North and South Korea
to promote immigration by the South Koreans.
Not only did the supreme leader lead the construction
of a fake city, but North Korea was also graced
with the world’s largest building/hotel
– a 105 story pyramid called the Ryugyong,
located in Pyongyang.
Unfortunately, the structure remained unused
and stands empty.
6.
Unicorn Sighting
Probably the most unusual fact on our list
is the reported unicorn sighting in North
Korea.
In 2012, North Korean scientists revealed
to the world that unicorns are in fact real.
The Korean Central News Agency, the government’s
propaganda mouthpiece, said scientists “reconfirmed”
the location of the burial site of the unicorn
ridden by King Dongmyeong, the founding father
of the ancient Korean kingdom of Goguryeo
(37 BC-668 AD).
According to the broadcast, the unicorn’s
grave was rediscovered near a temple in the
capital Pyongyang, with a rectangular rock
engraved with the words ‘Unicorn Lair’
at its entrance.
Further evidence for the unicorn’s discovery
were not revealed.
We can’t possibly imagine what the reason
for that could be.
5.
World Cup
With the country’s great economic difficulties,
many North Koreans have fled the country:
nearly 23,000 people in the last sixty years.
It is illegal to leave the country without
the regime’s permission, and yet for the
World Cup, a legion of fans from North Korea
attended the team’s game.
Or did they?
Reports have revealed that the fans cheering
for the North Korean soccer team were actually
paid Chinese actors.
The actors were “handpicked” by the North
Korean regime to seemingly best represent
the fandom of their country.
Sadly, the final of World Cup was not even
televised live for the country’s population.
They were forced to watch it on a 24 hour
delay.
4.
Rules and Regulations
While the lack of freedoms and the state of
oppression of the North Korean people is by
no means humorous, the randomness of the rules
and regulations has to be considered at least
a little damn funny.
One of the most eyebrow raising regulations
is the inability for North Koreans to wears
jeans.
Reports state that denim is a crime as it
symbolizes the enemy the United States of
America.
Another extremely trivial matter that is also
law is the type of haircut one can receive
in the country.
Men are encouraged to look like their supreme
leader and overall only 28 hairstyles are
allowed in the country in total.
According to a Time magazine report, married
women are instructed to keep their tresses
short, while the single ladies are allowed
let loose with longer, curlier locks.
Such control of its citizenry’s daily life
shows how systemic the problems are in the
country.
3.
NADA: The “Space Agency”
Although the United States is considered the
mortal enemy of North Korea, the nation’s
creation of a space program had a striking
resemblance to its American counterpart’s
logo.
The one problem?
Its acronym was a little off, or fitting based
on the program’s achievements.
Although “nada” is Spanish, specifically,
for nothing, it’s almost universally used
in the Western world in general to mean nothing.
That’s exactly what the North Korean Space
agency has accomplished: nada.
According to the North Korean Central News
Agency, the establishment of the space program
begins the fulfillment of Kim Il-sung’s
and Kim Jong-il’s Korea as a space power.
With a name like NADA, we’re sure they’ll
be able to explore all the nothings of the
universe.
2.
Threats Sent Using Fax Machine
With a government structure that limits freedom
to such degree, it is no surprise that the
country is backward economically.
The North Korean economy is reeling as a result
of UN sanctions and a series of natural disasters,
according to data published by South Korea’s
central bank.
In 2010, Kim Jong-il promised his citizens
that the economy would grow but reports showed
that the North Korean economy contracted.
For the first time in decades, North Korea
grew nearly enough to feed itself in 2015.
With its lack of growth and exclusion from
world, North Korea appears to be just fine
using means of communication that are outdated.
While the threatening of another nation is
by no means funny, the use of such an archaic
medium to threaten war on an advanced nation
like South Korea certainly is.
The faxes were sent to the South Korean defense
ministry after demonstrations in South Korea
against three generations of the North Korean
dictatorship.
1.
Necrocracy
The most fascinating fact on our list is that
North Korea is the only country in the world
that is a Necrocracy – a government that
still operates under the rules of a former,
dead ruler.
Leave it to North Korea to do what is not
done anywhere around the world.
All our other facts make reference to this
form of government: the calendar revolving
around their leader’s birth date, the inability
for citizens to celebrate their own birthdays
if they happen to land on the day of his death,
and the confirmation of a unicorn’s origin
in the country.
The cult-like environment is meant to hypnotize
the citizenry in a sort of folklore rather
than live in the reality of poverty and oppression.
Sadly, the current structure is poised to
continue on with Kim Jung-un as the country’s
supreme leader.
Hopefully our list will point out the ridiculousness
of the country’s policies and its treatment
of its people.
