>> WADDY: I'm your host, Waddy Del Fudgio.
>> WADDY: And I'm here with my cohost, Pineapple.
>> PINEAPPLE: What's up? That's me!
[fart sound]
>> WADDY: Miley Cyrus versus Stephen Hawking!
>> WADDY: We're broadcasting live from the
moon tonight.
>> WADDY: They are making their way down to
the ring.
>> STEPHEN: I never lose.
>> MILEY: Ablbablablalbba.
>> WADDY: This is a no-holds barred fight
to the death!
>> WADDY: Ringside... the referee tonight
is a walrus.
>> WADDY: And here we go, the fight has begun.
>> WADDY: Miley immediately calling in the
wrecking ball.
>> WADDY: Stephen, laser gun from the wheel
chair.
>> WADDY: He shot one of her arms off.
[walrus squeals]
>> WADDY: Oooo Walrus had a treat.
>> WADDY: Miley swinging now... she hit Stephen!
>> WADDY: Oh but he has a jetpack! He's flying!
And he gets her with a chainsaw! And there
[screaming]
[screaming]
>> WADDY: And the walrus got hit!
[walrus squeals]
>> STEPHEN: BLEEP you you stupid whore, BLEEP
>> STEPHEN: I will BLEEP you with my chainsaw
you stupid BLEEP, BLEEP
>> WADDY: What's she doing? I think she's
twerking! I think she's twerking on Stephen
Hawking! Oh my God! And the friction. He's
burst into flames! Stephen is opening a black
hole! Ladies and gentlemen I've never seen
anything like it. There's twerking, there's
fire, there's a black hole! Oh my goooooood!!!!
>> WADDY: Oh my. Fire trucks are coming in,
squirting water all over Stephen Hawking.
Oh my god. Let's go down to Stephen for a
comment on the victory.
>> PINEAPPLE: I'm a pineapple
[farts]
>> STEPHEN:I will take this BLEEP whore BLEEP's
lower half home with me... and mount it in
my kitchen as a reminder that the universe
is infinite and I kick butt. E truly does
equal MC squared.
>> WADDY: Well there you have it folks. Subscribe
to Extreme Ultra Fight on youtube for more
amazing fights and comment on who or what
should be in our next Extreme Ultra Fight!
Bye bye!
[fart]
