
Hindi: 
मेरा बस एक ही सवाल है
माइनक्राफ्ट में आपका पसंदीदा ब्लॉक कौनसा है?
"माइनक्राफ्ट में आपका पसंदीदा ब्लॉक कौनसा है?"
* क्रींज ट्यूज़डे इंट्रो *
जी हाँ दोस्तों!
क्रींज ट्यूज़डे फिर आ गया है
और यह आता रहेगा।
आज, हम माइनक्राफ्ट पर अपना ध्यान केंद्रित करने जा रहे हैं
माइनक्राफ्ट किड्स बहुत ही क्रींजी होते हैं
मैं समझ गया। ठीक है?
सबसे पहले, फुल डिस्क्लेमर:
सभी बच्चे क्रींजी होते हैं
मै भी क्रींजी था।
मैं 30 साल का हूं और मैं अभी भी क्रींजी हूँ
लेकिन इसका मतलब यह नहीं है कि मैं अभी भी बच्चों पर हंस सकता हूँ
ये-
सामाजिक रूप से अयोग्य बच्चों पे मुझे हंसने से नहीं रोकना चाहिए। ठीक है?

Korean: 
질문 딱 하나만 하자
마인크래프트에서 가장 좋아하는 블록이 뭐예요?
마인... 마인크래프트에서 가장 좋아하는 블록이 뭐예요?
그래 여러분
오글거리는 화요일이 왔어
그래서 이렇게 서있지!
우린 오늘 마인콘 영상을 볼건데
마인크래프트 하는 애들은 너무 오글거려
알겠어, 알겠다고
먼저, 설명을 하자면
애새끼들은 다 오글거려
나도 오글거렸고
30살이나 먹었는데 아직도 오글거려
그래서 내가 애들보고 웃을 처지는 안되지만ㅋㅋ
내가-
내가 바보같은 애들을 보고 웃는 걸 막을 순 없어 ㅇㅋ?

English: 
I have one question and one question only
What is your favorite block in Minecraft?
"What's.. what is your favorite block in Minecraft??"
*intro time*
That's right everybody!
Cringe Tuesdays is here (on a Wednesday...)
and it's here to STAY
Today, we're focusing on Minecon
MiNeCrAfT KiDs are sO criNGEY
I get it. Alright?
First of all, full disclaimer:
All kids are cringy
I've been cringy
I'm 30 and I AM still cringy
But that doesn't mean I can still laugh at kids goddamnit *laughs-*
THAt is nOT-
That is not gonna stop me from laughing in socially inept children. Okay?

Hindi: 
मैं वास्तव में इन क्लिप को पसंद करता हूँ
वह मुझे खुशी देते हैं
और मैं उन्हें अनुभव करना चाहता हूं;
हालांकि मैंने यह सब बहुत बार देखे हैं
"माईनकोन के शर्मिदगी क्षण"
ओके, एक और, शुरू करो।
प्यूड़स: मुझे यह बहुत पसंद है-
हाँ
धैर्य सोने में डूबा।
अच्छा, आप इस तरह की किसी चीज़ का जवाब कैसे देंगे? आप मंच पर खड़े हैं
यह प्यारा है!
यह क्रींज नहीं है - अगर यह सुंदर है।
....
रुकिए, ये तो क्रींज होना चाहिए-
खैर, जो भी हो! -
"तुम्हारे पास कितने पैसे हैं?"
"तुम्हारे पास कितने पैसे हैं?"
...
समझे

Korean: 
나 이 영상들 너무 좋아
내게 기쁨을 줘
그래서 난 오늘 볼거야
비록 이미 이걸 여러번 봤지만 말야ㅋㅋ
2015년 마인콘의 어색한 순간들
ㅇㅋ, 질문 하나만 더 받습니다
이거 너무 좋아
...
?
?
그래ㅋㅋ
숨막히는 인내의 시간
저런 질문을 어떻게 답해주냐? 그것도 무대에 서서
꼬마애가 저런 질문을 하면 넌 어떻게 할래ㅋㅋ
넌 마법에 걸린 거시야
그게 지금 상황이지
이건 귀여워! 귀여운거라고
오글거리는게 아니고 귀여운거야
아, 오글거리는게 목적이었는데
뭐 어때!
재산이 얼마나 되시나요?
재산이 을마나 데시나 ㅇㅕ...
GOT EM

English: 
I genuinely love these clips
They bring me joy
And I want to experience them;
Even though I probably haven't seen all of them... MULTIPLE TIMES *wheeze-*
"Awkward moments at Minecon 2015"
DanTDM: Okay, one more let's go for it.
Pewds: I love this one-
*Inaudible gibberish*
*Excuse me what???---*
*inaudible gibberish*
yES-- *giggles*
The patience dipped in gold.
Well, how do you respond to something like that? You're standing on stage
Pewds: They can't ask you this question- What do you do?
*Video repeats*
*oF COURSE i wOUld'nt understand to that--*
Pewds: He's casting a spell on Dan!
That's what's really happening here.
It's cute! *BACKHAND CLAPS* It's *BACKHAND CLAPS* cute, aight?
It's not-- cringe if it's cute.
....
Wait, the point is to be cringe-
Well, whatever!- *Plays video*
"How much money do you have?"
*Crowd laughter, boi why that question is ur mom a gold digger?-*
*Mimics-* h ow mu ch m ONEy do y ou h AVE???---
...
GOT EM

Korean: 
당신들 중 얼마나 자폐증을 가지고있고,
그 자폐증이 커리어에 도움이 얼마나 됐나요?
꼬마 : 아무도 대답 안해주시나ㅇ...
사회자 : 그건 좀 개인적인 질문이네요
이 질문은 넘겨야 될 것 같네요
네, 넘깁시다. 미안해요
잘했어
잘-
참 잘했어
꼬마애의 짖궃은 질문을 거절하는거
ㅋㅋ그게 그렇게 어려웠냐
어... 이때까지 궁금했던 게... (이름 : 슈퍼카이)
컴퓨터 램에게 가장 적당한 파워양이 어느정도 되나요?
슈퍼카이-
지금 슈퍼카이는 뭐하고 있을까?
정말 알고싶다. 슈퍼카이 지금 뭐하니?
웃긴 게 자기가 질문하면서도 자기가 놀람ㅋㅋ
WHAM에게 가장 적당한...

Hindi: 
"आप में से कितने लोगों को आत्मकेंद्रित है और यदि ऐसा है: तो क्या इससे आपको अपने संयमित करियर में मदद मिली है?"
ये बहुत ही निजी सवाल है।
"मुझे लगता है कि हमें इस सवाल को अस्वीकार कर देना चाहिए"
ओके फिर
"हाँ ... मुझे यह छोड़ना होगा।"
बहुत बढ़िया।
बहुत--
बहुत अच्छे, आपने एक मुर्ख बच्चे के सवाल को अस्वीकार किया।
बहुत अच्छे, क्या यह सच में कठिन था?
हे भगवान
मै सोच रही हूँ कि
मेरे सर्वर की डेडिकेटेड वैम (रैम) कितनी होनी चाहिए
सुपरकाई--
आज सुपरकाई क्या कर रही है?
मै बस यही पता करना चाहता हूँ। सुपरकाई क्या कर रही है ??
मुझे पसंद आया, ऐसा लगता उसे सवाल पूछते झटका लगा -
कितनी डेडिकेटेड वैम (रैम) ?????

English: 
"How many of you have autism and if so: Has it helped you in your modding career?"
*Awkward crowd*
*WHAT ARE YOU RECORDING FOR????-*
*Inaudible voices*
Cringe kid: ANd DOnt EVerYOne SpEAk UP aT OnCE
DanTDM: That's a very personal thing to ask them
*Seriously, why---*
"I think we are going to refuse that question, I think"
Kid who asks: oookay then
"Yeah... I'm afraid we have to pass on that one. Sorry."
Well done.
Well--
Well---- Good job deescalating...
...a silly question from a child Antivaxxer
Good job- hehue!- Is it really THAT hard?
Jesus Christ
*Inaudible voices*
"Um... I was wondering um.."
Pewds: Superkai---
"What's the wh-ecommended amount of dedicated wham (RAM) I should have to serv-"
Superkaaii--
What is superkai doing today?
That's all I wanna know. What is Superkai doing??
I just love how it seems like he shocked himself with the question after he asks it--
How much dedicated Wham?????

Korean: 
램에게 가장 적당한 파워양이...
시발 내가 뭐라한겨
서ㄹ버ㅇ
ㅓㅓ..
슈퍼카이-
죄송하지만, 다시 말씀 해주시겠어요?
래애애앰에게 가장 적당한 파워양이요
(죽여줘)
램말이야 램!! 그게 그리 알아듣기 힘드냐?!!
어제 팬들이 208번 방에서 당신을 정말 인질로 잡고 있었나요?
뭐?
저희 아빠 마인크래프트에 가-가입
MineForgeBat서버에 가입 해주시겠어요?
여기 명함 있구요, 가입을 원하신다면...
마인크래프트 뭐요?
마인크래프트.. 어...
MineForgeCraft.com
아, MineForgeCraft
몇년째 운영 중인데...
상태도 좋고.. 혹시 가입을 해주시면...
가입할게! 내가 가입해줄게!!

English: 
"Dedicated wham I should have serv-"
s Erve r--
err--
Nnn-- SUPERKAII---
"I'm sorry, could you please repeat your question?"
"Dedicated wAAAAAAAm to a server"
*Inaudible voices*
*Why am I here*
DEDICATED WAAM, IS THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!!-
"Did fans really holds you hostage in room 208 yesterday??"
*Excuse me what?----*
Skydoesminecraft: What
AAHAHAHA-
"Uhhm... Would you like to join *stutters* my-- my dad's minecraft--"
"Minecraft server's MineForgeBat?"
"I've got business cards here, if would you like to join"
"Join--- join his Minecraft-- what?"
"Minecraft-- uhhm..."
"MineForgeCraft.com"
"Oh MineForgebat"
"He's had it up a few years I think now"
Pewds: Awwwww
"He's had it up, a few years I think now"
He's got really good stats, and I was wondering if you would like...
I'LL JOIN--- I'LL GLADLY JOIN!! *slapping hands*

Hindi: 
कितनी डेडिकेटेड वैम (रैम) सर्वर में होनी चाहिए-"
सर्वर -
अर--
सुपरकाई
"मुझे क्षमा करें, क्या आप कृपया अपना प्रश्न दोहरा सकते हैं?"
डेडिकेटेड वैम (रैम) सर्वर में
*मैं यहाँ क्यों हूँ*
डेडिकेटेड रैम, क्या यह सुनने में इतना मुश्किल है? !!
"क्या प्रशंसकों ने कल आपको 208 कमरे में बंधक बना लिया था??"
*क्षमा करें, क्या?----*
क्या?
हाहाहा-
क्या आप मेरे पिता जी के माइनक्राफ्ट सर्वर माइनफोर्जबैट से जुड़ना चाहेंगे
"यह हमारे बिज़नस कार्ड हैं, अगर आप इसमें शामिल होना चाहते हैं"
"उनके क्या माईनक्राफ्ट?"
"माइनक्राफ्ट ..."
"माईनफोर्जक्राफ्टडॉटकॉम"
"ओह माईनफोर्जबैट"
वह इसमें कही सालों से हैं
उनके बहुतअच्छे आँकड़े  हैं, और मैं सोच रहा था कि क्या आप चाहेंगे ...
मैं जुड़ूंगा

English: 
"I'm having a hard time hearing what you said but the--"
Pewds: OH MY GOD!!
Just say yes and move on?! My God?!!
Please?!--
I feel like you are doing equally bad job here!
"Why do you do... what you do...like..."
"Why do you..."
"Do these mod packs for..."
"thousands of people to watch like..."
"What's your purpose in doing that?"
Pewds: *Losing it-* AAH--
This kid's just bringing philosophy into Minecon. (True, dat deepness)
What is the purpose of what you do? What is it? (Philosophy is at it's best in Minecon...)
What is the meaning behind it? (you can say the same about life)
What is the purpose behind...
...These Minecraft pack mods?
Oh God. It's beautiful, I haven't--
I haven't had the stomach to sit through one of these before
"What do you have to like further improve the mobs like?" (I think he needs vocal Grammarly)
"I'm sorry?"
"Like what are you doing to further improve the mobs?" (English essay alert)
"How we program them?"
"Like what... what are any movements or anything are being added into the game?"

Korean: 
무슨 말을 하시는지 잘 모르겠지만-
그냥 알겠다고 하고 넘어가라! 어?
제발
너나 나나 지금 괴로운건 알겠는데
당신들은 왜... 당신들... 그러니까
당신들은 왜...
모드 팩을 만드는 거죠?
수천명의 사람들이 보기위해..
당신들이 그걸 하는 목적이 뭔가요?
이 꼬마애가 마인콘에서 철학을 찾고있어ㅋㅋ
그걸 하는 목적이 뭐예요? 대체
숨겨진 의미가 뭐냐구요
마인크래프트 모드 팩의 숨겨진
그 목적이 뭡니까?
세상에.. 너무 아름다워, 도저히..
가만히 앉아있는데 배가 이렇게 아프다니
앞으로 모드는 어떻게 개발할 예정인가요?
뭐라고 하셨죠?
앞으로 모드를 어떻게 개발할 거냐구요
그걸 어떻게 프로그램 하냐구요?
그러니까... 나중에 게임에 추가될 요소들이 뭐냐구요

Hindi: 
"मुझे समझ नहीं आ रहा मै क्या कहूँ" प्यूडस: हे भगवान !!
बस हाँ कहो और आगे बढ़ो !? हे भगवान?!!
कृप्या?!--
मुझे लगता है कि आप भी उतना ही बुरा काम कर रहे हो

Korean: 
죄송하지만 이해를 못했어요
여기 스피커 상태가 좋지 않네요
죄송합니다
이런 세상에ㅋㅋ
아니, 꼬마애한텐 문제가 전혀 없었는데
애는 그냥 애일 뿐이야! 그럴 수 있다구
세상에...
"앞으로의 개발 예정은 어떤가요?"
"속도를 빠르게 만들고"
"더 강하게 만들고 보기 좋게 만들 것입니다"
제발. 그냥 아무거나 말하라고. 그렇게...
"...NO"
"제가 뭐를 해야..."
"하나요... 어..."
"맵을 고치는데. 제가 Web Powered Frames를 쓰고 있었는데..."
ㅋㅋㅋ표정 봐ㅋㅋㅋ
시선 내리는거 봐ㅋㅋ

English: 
"I'm sorry I don't understand"
"I don't the speaker set up is good here, um...."
(The moment of silence has occurred..)
"Sorry :("
OH MY GOD! x2 (Ikr?)
I really-- this is-- the kids are not the problem.
The kids are just being kids! It's the panellists! (agreed)
Oh my God..
What are you doing to help increase it?--
We're gonna make them faster--
We're gonna make them stronger and we're gonna make them look better
Jesus Christ. Just say anything do it instead of--
...nO.
"What do I do to uhmm.. "
"Fix my uhm.."
"Map. I was using Web powered frames--"
Pewds: AAHAAAHHHH
Look at the face of this d uu u de--
Look at the dropping--
Oooohohoho---- ahahaha!---
*Wheeze* ahahaha-
Oh G o d---

English: 
Strength.... sweet strength is just flowing through my body, t HE c RIngE--
Just surges through my blood veins and vessel
And I feel more powerful and weak at the same time
Ah~~
(WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE)
Excuse me for interrupting this video
Nord VPN, let me tell you ALL about it.
Pfft, you're browsing internet unprotected?? (Y ep)
pFFT-- You don't have a VPN...
...Even though Article 13 passed, and it's a worldwide issue that you need to somehow get BY through with????
Well, don't worry..
I'm here to help *KABOOSH--*
With a VPN: You can appear like you're browsing anywhere on the Internet.
If Bish Lasagna is blocked in India. (P.S we are sorry for the memes. just get NordVPN)
Don't worry, baby
Just download the NordVPN.
Just check out nordvpn.com/PewDiePie
And...
You'll get 75% off! That's a great price (:D)
$2.99 for 36 Months...
And you get an extra month if you use PewDiePie
(Oh sweet, thanks)
You're welcome!
VPN helps you BROWSE SAFELY on the Internet... (or you could watch Bish lasagna in India)
If you're traveling using public Wi-Fi...

Korean: 
힘... 힘이 내 몸에 흐른다.. 어색함의 힘이-
내 정맥과 혈관을 통해...
강해짐과 약해짐이 동시에 느껴져
광고
VPN 광고
(광고는 자막이 없단다)

English: 
your risk-- easily getting hackerd dackerd
But nO!--
VPN will solve that problem
I also on a personal level...
I'm really glad that there are actually programs now
That the world seems to become more and more restricted
By dummy dumb rules!
That are dummy dumb! (and Dumb)
Easy way to get past it... use a VPN
I highly recommend it. I use it as well. You can also use it on your phone (USE IT)
It's nice simple easy and smooth.
Just like my-- ... (oh heck no demonization)
Check out link description
You're welcome, broskis~ Keep watching video now
"Where did the name SkythekidRS and Ihascupquake come from cuz I know Jordan and..."
"*sad sigh*"
[Classic Pewds laugh]
When you realize, mid-sentence...
That you don't really give a (nope)--- *chuckles*
About the question.
I already get the question--- Goddamn it-- (Yep-)
"There you go buddy" 
"I have one question"
"Can you sign this?"
*Crowd laughter-*
"ME?-"
"All of you!-"
"That's your question????----"
Oh my God-

Korean: 
SkythekidRS 이랑 Ihascupquake 라는 이름이 어디서 나온 건가요? 그니까 Jordan이랑... (한숨)
말하는 도중에 뭔가 깨달았을 때
사실 ㅈ도 관심이 없다는ㅋㅋ
자신의 질문에 대해
이미 알거같아... 젠장
-말해보렴
-질문 하나 있는데요
이거 사인 좀 해주실래요
내가?
전부요!
그게 질문이야?
이런..

Korean: 
나 이거 공감 돼
내 사인회에서 모두들 물을 때
한 번 안아볼 수 있나염???
그건 질문이 아니잖아!!!
논리적으로는 맞지만.. 아니야!
으와ㅣㅏㅏ아아ㅏ앙아
예상도 못했어ㅋㅋ
CaptainSparkle의 멋진 뒤돌기 갑니다!
으아아ㅏㅏ아ㅏ악
제발 그만---
유튜브 커뮤니티에 무슨 일이 일어날 거라고 보시나요
마인크래프트는 죽게 될까요? 아니면 끝나거나
Plot twist : 마인크래프트는 절대 죽지 않아
그는 다 알고있지
기업들을 어떻게 막을 생각인가요
모얭(X모장)에 들어가려는..
이건 좀 웃겼다ㅋㅋ

English: 
I can relate to this so much--
It was the same one we did our panel and everyones like--
"CAN I HAVE A HUUG???-" And it's like--
That's nOT A QUESTION!!! [That audio clipping tho]
I mean, technically IT IS, but nO--
*WARNING: LOUD NOISE COMING-*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
(rip yer ears eh?-)
*wheezes-* I was not ready for that-- ahahahaha--- (none of us were)
"Okay! Now here's an epic CaptainSparkle backflip!"
*LOUD NOISE INCOMING AGAIN----*
Pewds: aaaaaHHHHH-----
S t o p plee a se--- ;;w;;"
"What do you think will happen with the YouTuber community, when the uhh"
"...Minecraft will die? Or it's going to be over?"
(Don't even--)  (that will never happen)
Plot twist: Minecraft never dies (truth)
He knew all the long--
"You have sort of like plans on how to stop sort of like corporate creep getting into Moyang---" (Oh?----)
Pewds: AAAAHAHAHAH-- *Wheeze--*
Ahhh-- That's the funny one-- Phahahaha!

English: 
Some of these age so beautifully...
As a parent, I really appreciate you using all the appropriate language in your videos
"And uhmm.." *Then crowd cheer*
(Meanwhile...) not saying what he's saying just know that its bad
I'm a big fan of-- (probably pewdiepie sub btw)
Pewds: Ahahahahaha!--
Ohooh God-- Ahahahahaha!--- *Wheezes--*
Jordan took that compliment
Like a---- he--- he's a saint---
...and then
My name is Dante
"I've actually written a parody song and I'm wondering if you could looked at it. So... "(SHUTDOWN)
"Uhhmm... As far as the... The parody stuff I..."
"I tend to try keeping it all the lyrics to..."
"Me writing them and then sort of bouncing them off....."
"Could you like... Just tell me how you like it???"

Korean: 
몇몇 애들은 나이를 아주 곱게 먹지
부모로써, 당신의 영상에서 올바른 언어사용에 대해
진심으로 감사드려요
시발! 개씹...
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ세상에ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Jordan이 뿌듯해 하는거 봐ㅋㅋ
자기가 성자라도 되는 것처럼ㅋㅋ
그리고나서ㅋㅋ
제 이름은 Dante인데요
제가 사실 패러디 노래를 만들었는데
한 번 봐주실 수 있는지...
어... 그 패러디 영상들은 제가...
가사들도 읽어보려고 노력하고...
반응도 해주려고 노력을 하는데...
그래서... 보고 어떤지 말해 줄 수 있나요?

English: 
"If you contact me via Twitter or something... I can..."
"I can do my best to get back to you on that"
"So should I give this to you?"
*awkward silence*
*random clapping*    *A couple of woohoos*
"Thank you!"
*Facepalm noises--*
"Oh hey!"
"Hi!"
"Wait, this is gonna look weird, but you can't hear--- hello!"
Pewds: ppfft ahahahah!--
(ooooh k ay---- Things couldn't get any weirder--)
Oohh God yes--
Why is it so good?---
So good-- I love it so much.
It makes me happy--
I don't get it
"What's that next to it?--"

Korean: 
트위터에서 나한테 연락을 주면 내가...
반응을 해주려고 노력 해볼게요
그래서 이거 드릴까요?
고마워요!
오, 저기요!
안녕하세요!
잠시만, 이상해 보이겠지만.. 여보세요!
이거야ㅋㅋ
왜이리 좋은거야
너무 좋아- 사랑해
너무 행복해
이해가 안돼ㅋㅋ

Korean: 
어어...ㅋㅋㅋ
마지막에 어...
세상에ㅋㅋ
코스프레를 하고있는데
그런데도
안녕하세요!
안녕하세요!
저랑 제 친구가 논쟁중인 점이 하나 있는데
소랑 돼지중에 뭐가 더 나은지...
그래서말인데 나중에 소 애완동물을 게임에 넣을 생각이 있으신가요?
-당신이 소를 좋아하는군요
-맞아요
ㅠ
오늘 제 생일인데
저한테 생일 축하한다는 말은 기대는 안하구요
모두들 카메라에 집중해주시고!
소리 한번 질러볼까요?
카아아ㅏ아 파아ㅏ아아
카아아- 아니예요?- 형편없군ㅇ- 다시!
카아아ㅏ아 파아ㅏ아아
너무 어색해, 오글거려
죄송합니다! 오글거림 모음 영상! 안녕!
할 말이 없군요
이거 아주 긴 시간이 되겠군요

English: 
Pewds: u HMM---
(Uh oh----)
That final 'Uhm!'
Jesus Christ---
Oh God--- They're clearly in the costume
For a reason---
"Hi!"
"Hi!"
"There's a bit of a rivalry between me and my friends back at home" (what friends?) [<-Rude]
"About whether cows or pigs are better..."
"and I was wondering are there going to be any cow pets in the game at any point?"
"A-Are you the--- are you the cow guy?-" 
"Yeah"
"Awww..."
(Big sad)
"Now, today is my birthday"
"It's not--- I-I'm not gonna ask you see me happy birthday but..."
"Everyone spam Cap in the chat! Annnd..."
"Let's give a nice loud"
"Kaaaappaaaaa--"
(Boi---)
"Kaaaa-- No?-- You guys su c K-- Try again!--"
"Kaaaappaaaaa---"
(w  h  y----)
"This is cringy, this is cringy"
"I'm sorry! Cringe compilation! Hi!"
"I have no idea, yeah"
"I have a feeling it's gonna be a long hour"

Korean: 
이 사람 너무 불편해보여
안녕하세요, 제가 게임 디자인을 하고싶은데
제 친구가 750 파운드를 주면 해주겠다고 하더라구요...
그럼 저도 끼워주고.. 이루어질 거예요
근데 현금이 필요하거든요
저를 후원해주시고 유튜브 팔로우 해주시겠어요?
네!
행운을 빌어요
잘 되길 빌어요
그럼 유튜브 팔로우 해주실 건가요?
-물론이죠!
-당근이죠
그 말 지키실 수 있으세요?
네, 당연하죠
그럼 제 친구가 되주시겠어요?
제 생각엔 우린 이미 친구인거 같은데요?
네, 당연하죠. 우린 친구예요
고마워요 여러분!
너무 고통스러워
오글거림의 수행은..
나를 강하게 만들어줄거야
그렇게 생각할래. 그래서 우리는 견디는 거지...

English: 
Thahahahaha--
That guy looks so out of place---
"Hello guys, I want to design games and stuff and a friend of mine said if I give him 750 pounds"
"you'd put this game-- it'll make it happen for me"
"But it's gotta be cash"
"would you support me and sort of follow me in your YouTubes?"
"Yeah"
"Well best of luck."
"Yeah, hope it goes good for you man."
"But would you follow me with it though with your YouTubes?"
"Yeah, of course"
"Sure, man"
*Pewd's anguish*
"H-have, have I got your word on that?"
"H-have, have I got your word on that?"
"Yes, sure."
"And will you be my friend?"
"I like to think we're already friends?"
"Yeah, I got news for you. We're already friends"
"Yeah"
"Thanks guys (background: Yep!)"
(That's heartwarming and cringe I don't know how to feel about that)
*cringes*
[A dab for the youths?]
The thing with cringe is...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
I like to think so at least. I like to think that you're suffering for a reason

Korean: 
내 친구는 현금 750달러를 원해요..
현금이어야 돼요ㅋㅋ
그러면 게임을 만들어준대요
유튜브 팔로우 해주실래요?
갓댐... 게임은 어떻게 된거야?
사람들은 모르겠지만 이게 튜버 시뮬이
모금된 방법이었지ㅋㅋㅋ
마지막 질문이예요!
급해요!!
이때까지 상대한 애들이 몇명인가요?
이때까지 상대한 애들이 몇명인가요ㅋㅋㅋ
5점!
마인...마인크래프트에서 가장 좋아하는 블록이 뭔가요?
가장 좋아하는 블로오오오오옥.....
어떻게 한개만 고를 수 있나요
알아, 쉽지 않겠지. 내가 더 낫다는 걸 어필하는 게 아니고

English: 
My friend wants 750 dollars in cash
It has to be cash
And he's gonna make a game
Will you guys follow me on the YouTubes?
Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh
God damn it what happened to the game?
People don't know but this is actually how Tuber Simulator it was funded *laughs*
"See this last question and this is the last one."
"The pressure!!!"
"How many kids have you entertained?"
*pewds laughing for ages*
Oh yes yes *laughing*
*mimics* hOw MaNY kIDs HaVE yOU eNTerTAineD?
Five.
"What... What is your favourite block in Minecraft?"
"Favorite blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock..."
God, how can I pick one?
I mean, I get it. It can't be easy. I'm not trying to pretend like I'm better

English: 
I'm sure if I was there it would be I would I would 100% been in this compilations
Okay, whether I was a youtuber or an audience *struggles* audience member *struggles again* audience member. Jesus Christ.
"Okay, one more. Let's go for it"
*inaudible gibberish*
"I'm sorr- Wait what was that sorry?"
*ultimate cuteness*
*More inaudible gibberish* (Would you like to come to my house?)
"Come to your house?"
"Are you making tea? I'll come if you make tea"
*more cuteness*
It's so sweet and so innocent
It's so cute
"Females don't very often refer to themselves as gamers"
"So you don't realize how many females are gamers"
"Because it's more of a guy thing to label themselves"
"Whereas girls are just like it's something I do"
"Anyone can be a gamer even if it's like doing a Soodookoo [sudoku] on your phone"

Korean: 
나도 저 상황이었으면 똑같이 저랬을 거야
<-- (얘 지금 뭐함?)
유튜버거나 방청ㄱ...방청..방청객이거나, 젠장
ㅇㅋ 하나 더 갑시다
?
뭐라... 뭐라구요?
저희 집에 놀러 오실래요?
집에 놀러 오라구요?
차 한 잔 대접해주나요? 그럼 갈게요
너무 스윗하고 순수해ㅋㅋ
너무 귀여워
여성들은 보통 자신을 게이머로 인식하지 않는데
그래서 당신들은 얼마나 많은 여성들이
게이머인줄 잘 모르시는데
게임이 좀 더 남자다운 일이라고 생각이 되기 때문이죠
여자들은 대체로 그냥 하는 거라고 생각하는데
누구나 게이머가 될 수 있습니다.
당신이 폰으로 스도쿠를 한다고 해도 말이죠.

English: 
Yes I forgot about that clip
*More laughing* (I think Pewds is broken)
It was actually not a bad answer and then she just had to jump in with that line
to just ruin the whole thing *more laughing*
Hey man I'm not hating. I have sudoku on my Phone guess I'm a gamer
That's right. Guess I'm a gamer after all, huh
"I want you to make some noise if you have a YouTube channel"
*a lot of cheers*
All right, this is as much as I can stomach that was beautiful I feel fantastic
Smash like subscribe and goodbye
*close your ears, screams coming*

Korean: 
이 영상을 잊고 있었어ㅋㅋ
다른 건 딱히 그렇게 나쁘진 않았는데 갑자기ㅋㅋ
한 마디로 전부 다 망쳤어ㅋㅋㅋ
비난하는 게 아냐. 나도 폰에 스도쿠 있어.
나도 게이머인가봐ㅋㅋ
이거 봐, 나도 게이머라구
유튜브 채널을 가지고 계신 분들은 소리를 질러주세요
좋아, 이제 배가 아파서 못하겠어
환상적이었어
좋아요랑 구독 누르고 안녕
