 Okay,
 before you can play,
 you're going to need
some equipment.
 Oh, my God.
[ Cheers and applause ]
  Cole, please choose
 your weapon.
Um, I have to go with --
with the salt-and-pepper.
  All right.
 Cynthia: Oh, my...
  Let's play
   your bonus game.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ Here we go ♪
 Cole, your game is entitled
 "Call Now."
   Mm-hmm.
  Your first foray into fame
   was by impersonating your mom
  to call into QVC
 and review carpet cleaners,
   but do you have what it takes
  to sell opaque tights?
 We will give you 45 seconds
   to host your own QVC show
   and sell as many products
  as you can.
 Okay.
 You will be judged on
the following three factors --
  conviction, generosity
   of monthly payment plans,
   and deepness
   of burgundy manicure.
 Cole?
  Mm-hmm?
Are you ready
  to play?
Yes.
Let's get 45 seconds
on the clock.
Let's begin.
 We have some anti-aging
   cream here.
Yes, these are gorgeous
  anti-aging creams,
  and they are now
 reduced to $68.75.
   Uh-huh?
I do use these at home
   on my car
because they are mostly
 battery acid.
   Uh-huh.
 All right,
   let's move on.
   We have
gardening equipment.
 Gardening equipment
  is great.
I used these shovels right here
   to bury my niece.
Next day, I was able
 to plant my roses.
  Oh, wow.
How did you lose your niece?
I can't say right now,
   but I will tell you
when we go to commercial.
   Uh-huh.
  And here we have
food storage system.
Now, what I love about these
   is the handle.
The handle makes it easy
 to take and go.
You know, my husband
actually took his and left
   when he left me
 several years ago.
 So, what I love about them --
  Oh, that's time.
That's time.
 Great. Okay.
  Cole,
that was beautiful work,
but we'll never know
   whether you're successful
 until we go to Casey.
 Right.
  Let's head back to the desk
  while Casey gives you a score.
Okay.
