Add a big dose of freedom.
Got it boss.
Let freedom ring.
Enjoy the show.
After switching to Hunter's Blend Coffee
people often and tell us,
"Hey I don't use coffee creamer anymore." Well, that comes as no surprise because
coffee creamer is used to cover up the crummy taste of crappy coffee.
And, Hunter's Blend is no crappy coffee.
So people want to know,
what do I do with all that leftover crappy-coffee-covering-coffee-creamer?
Well, there's all kinds of practical uses
for that leftover coffee creamer
but our favorite? We built this creamer cannon
powered by a big old tank packed
with 135 psi of compressed air.
First, you wanna fill the barrel of your cannon all the way to the top with that coffee creamer
then light a road flare
then give it the send-off we think it deserves.
Everybody knows that a great cup of
coffee starts with great coffee beans.
Great job, Paul!
And, we buy directly from the farmers
bypassing all those middlemen and coffee importers.
And, let's be honest, most coffee importers wouldn't be caught dead at a hunting convention.
Now the farmers like Diego are doing a whole lot better.
In the meantime, we think you'll agree that
Hunter's Blend Coffee is some of the absolute best coffee you've ever had.
So today, we're going to demonstrate the proper brewing technique for coffee that's not so hunter-friendly
For coffee that's not hunter-friendly, you want to make it in bulk - that's the secret.
First of all, we need some water.
Hey, this will work just fine.
Now that I think about it, where we're going, we don't need any water.
I think gas will work just fine for
this coffee.
Then, get all your crappy coffee and dump it in the water.
Then, you want to make sure your beans are well roasted.
Then, add a big
dose of FREEDOM.
Have you ever made the mistake of buying a big bag of blonde roast beans,
but once you've brewed it up you realize it was a terrible mistake?
Well today, we're gonna show you how you can blacken up that big bag of blonde roast beans.
First, find yourself a nice big hay bale,
Then, dump out all your beans.
Then, give it a good soaking with gas.
Then, pour yourself a cup of Hunter's
Blend Coffee, light a flair, sit back and enjoy the show.
We've all read anti-hunting comments on social media but every now and then somebody
will find a creative way to take things
to a whole new level. They'll accuse you
of having an inappropriate relationship
with a close relative.
Or, tell ya you don't know how to spell or form coherent sentences.
They'll assume your dental work is flawed or perhaps missing entirely.
Well, we decided to put all those anti-hunting comments into our suggestion jar,
and we're gonna put it into HR's mailbox and let them deal with it.
This is Alex, and I've recently deputized
him to be head of our HR.
So Alex, you've got somethin' in your inbox, why don't you take care of that for us.
Got it, boss.
Four score and seven years ago, give or
take a couple hundred, everyone in the
colonies drank tea but after the Boston
Tea Party, that was considered unpatriotic.
In fact, in the letter to his wife, John Adams wrote,
"Tea must be universally renounced. I must be weaned and the sooner the better."
Well Mr. President, we couldn't agree
more. Just like you, we like our coffee black
and our tea in the harbor.
So today here at Hunter's Blend Coffee, we're gonna demonstrate to you how to make a proper cup of tea.
First of all, you need to get some water.
Then, add in all your tea.
Then, add a wee bit of gas to your proper tea.
Then, pre-heat your tea.
Then, LET FREEDOM RING.
