i forgot harry
but he's all the way
in the basement
so lets just pretend that
he's here with us
in spirit
he's with us
just two floors below
doing his own things
sometimes ya gotta let your kids go
hi guys whats up
its dylan
that was the biggest
bird i
have ever seen
it just flew by my window
thank god it didn't like
nature
hey guys
whats up
its dylan skellydun
it is april
no its not
not even close
its the
the A's
its similar
its august
it is august
which means
that school
is right around
the corner
which is also synonymous
for
or like a lot of crying
but thats not important
school is not important
no
yes it is
go to school
go to school
but whats
really
kind of cool
and
importante
is
that
tomorrow
the fourth
of august
i
dylan r skellydun
am gonna be shot up
with some dude
some man
some T
I'm gonna throw up
because i didn't know
that you had to like
inject it into your
thigh yourself
so
i wish i could just like
i was gonna say
swallow some man
you can do that anyway
aw thats terrible
yeah can't they just make a pill
for like
manliness
and i don't know if I'm
gonna i mean I'm probably
should track
my stuff
like how some youtubers
do it like
a day on T
i have a beard
that won't be me
I might do that
might nt
the video today
is about
uh
i got a dog
for those of you who don't know
his name is bear
he
my dad thinks this is
the funniest thing
but
the people via the interweb
say that he only has
two speeds
too fast
or fast asleep
crickets
man
i don't think its funny
its not
and everyone that i tell laughs
so i mean
maybe its like
an old person thing
i dont know
ya gotta pick your audience man
you have to walk him three times
a day
three
three
wow thats nothing
no they have to be
walk runs
so we take him
in the morning mid afternoony and at night
I'm like the mid afternoon
night kind of person
because um
who gets up early
to sweat?
no one should do that
you should sleep in
and not sweat
good plan
i think thats
really the only thing you should want to do
ever
is just not sweat
and sleep
priorities
so i took him into the woods
twice this week
and both times
i crap ya not
i got lost
like lost lost
like i was on
pokemon go
and it couldn't even
tell me where i was
and there were no
pokemon around me
lost
so that
was kind of scary
and then i
i eventually obviously
made it back
spoiler alert
and i caught a stupid
one of those stupid pigeon ones
like how many of those
do we need?
really
i mean i just caught
a pikachu
and i like
threw a party for myself
because its the cutest
little thing
and I named him joe
because
im not obsessed
with that actor
but he doesn't like pikachu
so i named my pikachu after joe gilgun
priorities
do you like pokemon go?
I'm really feeling it
so thats totally beside the point
but tell me if you like it
oh !
before i even
get to the video part of this video
tell me what your favorite pokemon is that you've caught
so far
and what have you named them?
because you have to name
I'm a firm believer in you nicknaming your pokemon
because
then it just y'know makes
the bond better
they're your friends
your pals
your palaroos
so you gotta name em
i don't make the rules
i am making the rules
this is a new rule
you have to name your pokemon
cause you can't have like
this is my pikachu Pikachu
no
and you can't be like this is my pikachu Pika
come on man
creativity
anyway i got lost in the woods
and as i do
with most of the things
i filmed myself
talking to myself
and I'm going to show you
against my better judgement
so enjoy
so originally i was walking in the woods
with my dog
on a nice path
ya know the kind that they have markers
to say that
you're still on
the right path
but uh a tree fell
in the middle of the path
and we climbed over it
but i think
i got on the wrong
one afterwards
so i found this like
road
but you know what it leads to
a fucking bridge
tell me thats not like
the start of a horror movie
like a kid
and his dog
go across a bridge
and fucking die
so
theres a sign
so im not
i dont know
oh my god
I'm gonna go across the bridge
this is the bridge to screw that movie I'm still sad
if you don't hear from me
im dead
because i haven't seen another fucking person
other than two scary hikers
maybe like forty minutes ago
now I'm on the bridge
now I'm gonna die
why are there so many bugs
why do there have to be bugs
you know what
im boycotting bugs
i think
theres probably some kind of like
scientific
ly good reason
why thats a bad idea
but I'm boycotting them
fuck bugs
and y'know while were at it
I'm already boycotting you bugs!!
get away from me
oh my god
very close to my mouth
im gonna boycott
the sun
screw the sun
and
oh good
look whats fallen in our path
awesome
how the hell am i gonna do this?
but I'm also gonna boycott
the cicadas
that are screaming
y'know we don't need you
i'll just scream into the night
and the day
i scream all the time
anyway
it'll just be a paying job
bear what're you doing????
how do we get outta here bear?
i think eating grass
is helping you
but i don't think its helping the current situation
that were in
we can try to go back
from where
we came but i don't think thats a good idea
ok good good
good point
bear does
not undestand
the concept that
I a mere human
with socks on
cannot
go in the water
this has not stopped him
from going in the water
and eating all the bugs
on the surface
and he's also eaten
seven butterflies
my dog is a buttefly
murderer
okay bear
i cant
i think the blair witch project
is gonna happen soon
oh my god I'm just walking down to the same lake (creek??) i just left
im so lost!!!
so believe it or not
but i just saw two
poodles
in the woods
i mean obviously they had
an owner
i don't want to say master
and i really don't want to say
owner
they had a friend
walking them
but poodles in the woods!
i just saw some woodles!
they were so majestic
i think we should have
freed them
and just
ran together
so some guy
just uh
nearly ran me over
on his really quick
mountain bike
going down this incredibly
steep hill
so on the plus side
i almost died
but uh
on the downside
it wasn't like
cause i was mauled by woodles
i have passed this weeping willow
wait
i hear other people
they're either coming to kill me
or to rescue me
or they're just walking
so maybe I'm close
so a bug just flew
in my mouth
and now i have a vendetta
for every single bug
its like v for vendetta
but b for
bugdetta
I've been listening to the into the woods soundtrack
while I've been in the woods
and its like
woodception
is that too many references?
too many references
never bear right?
great great great
I'm betting ya something evil lives here
christ
oh good another little bridge
great
just my freaking luck
okay
I'm recording this
because I'm gonna walk
i guess
i found a path again
oh my god
do i walk under this
to get to the other side
to get to freedom
okay
oh my god oh my god oh my god
I'm gonna die oh my god oh mgod
okay i made it
i don't know if any demons entered my soul
but god i hope not
okay if i die out here
what i'll miss the most
or what i'll be most upset about
is that i never met joe gilgun
i'll never have another V8
because i haven't had a freaking refreshment in like
three hours
but thats okay i'll just drink my own tears
i never got to meet any of you guys
and
thats about it
those are my three things i'll be most upset about
what about you bear?
i won't miss bugs
nope
not going across that one
no way
back at it again with the scary house
which i just went in a circle
no lie i kind of want to try to climb that tree
but I'm not gonna do it
but i want to theres so many of them
what if i die out here?
then none of you
will ever see this
no one will know my last words
if someone happens to find my
iphone
they'll have to guess my password
between me and you
its a four letter
word for a superheroes name
