- We're about to dance.
- All Fortnite long.
- Let's talk about that.
(alarm rings)
(playful music)
(fire blasts)
- Good Mythical Morning.
- Please welcome the king of
Twitch, the master of Fortnite,
the sporter of blue hair,
Tyler Blevins AKA Ninja.
- Yeah oh yeah!
- Welcome, welcome.
- Thanks for being here.
- You got those warm gamer hands.
- Yeah, man.
- Always ready!
To touch some buttons!
- Mine are freezing.
Now, I've never played Fortnite.
I've seen it over my son's shoulder.
All I know is that you slurp juice,
you build rickety ramp-like
structures and llamas.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- It's basically, I like to think of it as
Dance Dance Revolution 'cause
there's dancing as well,
and llamas.
- I mean there's a lot
of dancing and there's a lot
of, I mean you're not wrong.
I wouldn't say you're
right, but you're not wrong.
- You know what, he's wrong.
- You saying he's wrong.
- I played it.
I'm not very good at it, in
fact, I'm horrible at it.
But we do think of
ourselves as good dancers
so we thought we could
have a Fortnite dance-off
because we don't really know the dances,
and would you be the judge?
- I would love to.
- All right, it's time for--
♪ Everybody was Fortnite dancing ♪
Huh!
♪ And Ninja was entrancing ♪
Ha!
♪ Stand back while I get to prancing ♪
Hoo!
♪ Fortnite has got all of us dancing ♪
Uh!
Okay, we are in the dance zone.
Tyler, can you please tell us who we are.
- Yes, we got Rex of course,
and then we got Cuddle Team Leader.
- Cuddle Team Leader.
- Yes.
- Boo!
- That sounds about right.
Okay Tyler, you're gonna tell us the name
of a Fortnite dance and
then you're gonna give us
verbal instructions only and
then we're gonna bust a move.
- Okay, and after we have
successfully pulled our groins,
we're gonna watch the clip
of the actual Fortnite dance
and then you're gonna score
us on a scale of one to 10,
cumulatively at the very
end, the winner gets
a llama trophy!
- [Rhett] Hoo!
- There it is.
- Llama trophy.
- [Link] Woo, look at
that, does it waggle?
Is it on a spring?
Yeah.
(Tyler laughs)
- This is awesome.
- Look at that.
- [Rhett] Now I'm tempted,
now I'm gonna try!
- We're gonna hide this
puppy for a little bit.
- All right, let's dance.
- [Rhett and Link] Round one.
- Gentlemen, your first
dance is called Dance Moves.
It is the default dance in Fortnite.
- Dates Moves, that's it?
- Dance Moves.
- Okay.
- Number one.
Start by doing the running man.
You will continue to do this
with the following additions
in this order.
Touch your knees together once.
Clap your hands once.
Use your hands to push down.
Move your knees inward and outward.
Point ahead of you with your right hand.
Finish by folding your arms together.
- I love the ending.
I can do the ending.
- You can do the ending.
You're gonna nail it.
- And the running man I've heard of.
- Yeah yeah.
You guys ready, that's it, so.
- All right, who's gonna go first?
- Rhett, you're going first.
- Oh gosh.
- [Link] Rex.
- Okay, all right.
Oh oh, I got caught up.
(sharply exhales) I'm gonna get winded
before I get to the
part where I figure out
what I'm supposed to do.
- [Tyler] I could re-read it.
(Rhett claps)
Nailed it.
(crew laughs)
Nailed it, all right, Link your turn.
- All right.
(shoes squeak)
Uh, I forgot.
Let me start over.
Boomp, boomp.
(rhythmic grunting)
(crew laughs)
- All right now let's take a look at
what the move looks like from Fortnite.
(dance music)
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Yeah, I felt pretty good I think.
- There was some of
this and then that was--
- I feel pretty confident.
I missed a little bit
of the sideways motion.
I forgot about the knee waggle.
- Yeah you did, it was more running man,
but it was all right.
- In the end, I really locked it in.
- You're looking at the card.
All right so I'm giving the seven to Rhett
and the six to Link.
- Whoa, yeah!
- Oh one point.
- Yeah, that's right!
- It was the consistency
of the running man
that just kept him--
- We're back to middle school on you!
- He kept the running man afloat, huh?
- [Tyler] Yeah, he did.
- [Rhett and Link] Round two.
- All right, what's up next?
- All right, dance two,
you guys consider yourself
best mates, right?
- We often call ourselves best mates.
- Best mates.
- Yeah there you go.
Well that's perfect
because this next dance
is called Best Mates.
- Oh okay.
- All right, number
one, hold your arms out.
Run in place with high knees.
From your elbow to your
hand, let that loosen up,
and then in rhythm to your
running let your forearms
and hands bob back and forth.
- Ah, ah!
Yeah, okay, okay!
- Okay, all right.
- The entire time your knees are--
- High knees, you say?
- Run in place, high knees, yeah.
- High knees, you say?
- High knees.
High knees I say.
- High knees he says.
- Yeah, Link are you ready?
- Uh, yes.
- All right you're going first.
All right.
- I think that's it.
- I'm lovin' it, that's perfect.
Rhett, if you're not
sweating, you should be.
- Okay.
Woo!
- Got it.
- That was last time but I like it.
All right, Rhett, are you ready?
- Yeah.
- All right.
(crew laughing)
Oh my God, this is too good.
- I hear joints exploding.
- Yeah, there's a lot of cracking.
- All right, let's take a look
at the dance from Fortnite.
- [Link] Oh.
- [Tyler] Rhett literally
was doing the opposite
of the hand motions, he was going up.
- [Rhett] Oh, I went up with the hands.
- Yeah they actually flop.
- You had the flop, I was
really impressed, Link.
- Oh in rhythm.
- Yeah.
- In rhythm!
- You had it.
He did have that, so.
- Ah, okay, hm.
- You guys ready?
- Yes.
- Missed that one.
- Link.
- Niner!
- Rhett.
- Seven!
- Oh!
- Boom!
- Oh.
- I think that they were both
perfect but Link peaked I think.
- Oh yeah that's it, he peaked.
- Peaked on what?
- Definitely.
- I haven't peaked, I've
still got further up to go.
- [Tyler] You got more?
- [Rhett and Link] Round three.
- All right gentlemen,
next up is the Zany dance.
Your instructions are the following:
high step in place, right
left, right left and repeat.
- What's the difference
between a high step
and a high knee?
- I honestly don't know, I think you just
lift your foot up more but--
- That's not helpful but okay.
- I'm just reading the instructions.
And give it some swagger
please, like you mean it.
- Swagger.
- Yeah you know.
Just a little boom,
there it is, that was it.
While high stepping in
place, you're gonna throw
your hands down and then back up.
Okay, yeah, all right.
Continue high stepping with your hands up
and then clench your fists.
Clench your fists that's, there you go.
- Clench my fists.
- You're holding your fists together.
That's not clenching them.
- Oh.
- There it is.
And then you finish by
keeping your right knee
in the air and throwing your hands up
like saying uh-oh and freezing.
Link went first last time so now Rhett,
you go first.
- Oh gosh.
Uh-oh.
- What are you whimpering
about over there?
- I'm just reviewing it in my mind.
Uh-oh.
- Wuh-oh.
- [Tyler] Way-o.
- Here we go.
(grunting)
- A lot of heavy breathing.
- There was a lot of grunting in that.
(Link grunts heavily)
All right, Link you're up.
- I can't remember what
happens to the hands first,
but don't tell me.
- Okay.
- Uh, okay.
(crew laughing)
- Okay, the clenching and nailed it.
Okay, you know what, you did, you stuck it
on the ending, I'm not gonna lie.
Let's take a look at the
dance from Fortnite please.
- [Link] Yeah.
(electronic dance music)
It's a lot tighter than I was.
- Yeah, it was definitely tighter.
But I think Link definitely
nailed the ending.
Ooh, the surprise.
I feel like Rhett, I don't really remember
what your dance was.
(laughing)
Yours was a lot of like feet kicking.
- Yeah yeah, I definitely
got my feet a lot
more involved because you said swagger.
I thought this was swagger.
- Yeah, that's swag.
That's swag.
- Man.
That's a cool dance.
What we did, however.
- Cooler.
- Probably not so much.
- Don't worry, we're
gonna go a four for Link
and a three for Rhett.
(both groaning)
- Oh we hurtin'.
- Falling behind!
- Don't worry, I feel like this last one,
there's a lot of room to
make up in this last one.
- Two point differential!
- Pressure's on.
- [Rhett and Link] Round four.
- Are you ready for this one?
There's no description.
If you guys don't know what the dance is,
you're pretty much screwed.
- It's undescribed?
It's untitled?
- There's a title.
But that's it, there's no steps.
- Oh you're not gonna
tell us how to do it.
- Yes, I was on that.
- If you've been on the
internet in the last year,
you'll know what it is.
- Well I'm on the internet
but I'm not on the internet.
- [Rhett] On the internet.
- All right dance four.
The dance was created
by someone referred to
as the orange shirt kid.
It is one of the most popular dances,
but here's the thing, I'm
only giving you the name
and that is Orange Justice.
- Oh gosh.
- Orange Justice.
- Oh god, Link,
you don't know it.
- Oh, we don't know it.
- You guys both don't know it?
- No, we don't.
We don't spend a lot of
time on the internet,
we're just on the internet.
There's a big difference.
- I've heard of flossing.
- Right, can you give
me a floss real quick?
- That's something like.
- [Tyler] Yeah (laughing).
(crew laughing)
- This is the defeated
dad floss, I don't know.
- You guys don't wanna, yeah.
- I can't.
- Basically just like that.
- It's even got a smell
to it that I don't like.
- All right, so Orange Justice, man.
- Orange Justice.
- Orange Justice.
Crap.
- Created by a kid.
- Orange shirt kid, yeah.
Yeah.
- Orange shirt kid.
- Justice.
- Not just justice, it's Orange Justice.
- How do you demonstrate
justice in a dance?
- All right I think I got it.
(laughs)
- All right.
- Having no point of reference
at all, I think I have it.
- I think I got it, all right.
Link, you go first.
So let's see what we got.
- Whoa lost my hood.
Gotta star in character.
(Rhett clears throat)
- Okay, Link.
- That's it.
- That's it.
- I'm done.
- Nailed it, nailed it.
All right Rhett, are you ready?
- Oh yeah.
- All right, I feel like he knows it.
I don't know why, I feel
like he actually knows it.
- And I would like to
submit to the one-man jury.
(chuckles) I'm wearing orange. (laughs)
- Is it a shirt?
- He's already got one point.
- It's right on the shirt area.
But with the Orange Justice.
You gotta take all the stuff that's bad--
♪ And move it to the good ♪
♪ You gonna take all
the stuff that's bad ♪
♪ And move it to the good ♪
♪ Orange Justice ♪
♪ Orange Justice ♪
♪ You gotta take all that bad ♪
♪ You gotta move it to the good ♪
♪ You gotta take all the bad ♪
♪ You gotta move it to the good ♪
♪ Orange Justice ♪
♪ Orange Justice ♪
Said Orange Justice.
- All right.
- Now hold on.
Just because he's, he
can't narrate the dance!
You can't get points for
describing what it is.
I mean I have a description for mine too.
- That's what it is.
- You have a description for yours too?
- Well yeah but you should
have been able to get it
just from feeling it.
- I did, I did.
- Like there was an orange.
And then there was justice.
But I don't have to be like--
♪ First you take the orange ♪
♪ And then you get your justice ♪
♪ First you get the orange ♪
- Now I didn't speak
directly about the orange.
♪ Then you get the justice ♪
- It's indirect justice.
- It's all good, good, good.
I didn't have to do that.
Because you already knew that.
- It'll all be taken into consideration.
All right.
This is gonna be tough, man.
This is gonna be tough.
Can we actually just show
them what the Orange Justice
actually looks like?
- As if we need to see it.
- [Tyler] As if they need it.
(electronic dance music)
- [Link] Oh wow.
Hold on, I've seen my, my
son does this every day!
- I know!
- It's like my son rolls
out of bed doing this.
Why?
- Basically what I did.
- [Tyler] Yeah, almost.
- Orange Justice.
♪ First you take the bad ♪
♪ Then you make it bad ♪
♪ Orange Justice ♪
- Justice is where you take
the bad and make it good.
Just so you know.
So we're all on the same page.
- That's it.
- It's actually one of my
favorite dances in the game.
I don't think there are
negative point cards,
so we will--
- I've got quite a deficit to make up.
- You're only actually down two, Rhett.
So it's not that much.
First it's going to be
two points for Link.
- Two.
- Rhett, four point.
But hold on!
- So we have tied.
- I cannot forget the plus
one for wearing orange
for Rhett.
- Orange Justice, baby.
- No!
- Always wear orange, kids.
Mm-hm.
You never know how it's gonna pay off.
- [Tyler] Congratulations, Rhett.
- Oh, thank you.
Look at it jiggle.
- The llama trophy.
- Thank you Ninja for joining us today.
Make sure you check him out on Twitch,
and check out his new
merch at TeamNinja.com.
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- You say, "You know what time it is."
- You know what time it is.
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