
English: 
I've been going through a lot lately
Ricegum and Keemstar has literally ruined my life
because of my mom!
she literally can't live without Youtube drama
or diss tracks
all she talks about is drama
all she watch
all she wanna hear
all she wanna listen
is youtube drama
or disstracks
we can't even go out peacefully
specially when she hears someone watching
Dramaalert
and to be fair sometimes the drama would resolved
in her way
so..
she would be in good mood
sometimes she gets so mad
and i suffer
first it was just her
and now she gets all her friends addicted
to it
what is
shhhhh!
up
DramaAlert nation
shhhhh!
im your host
i see her constantly taking notes
giving advices
making predictions and calculations about
what could have happened about the drama
she records every drama possible

Turkish: 
Son zamanlarda basimdan cok sey gecti
Ricegum ve Keemstar kelimenin tam anlamıyla hayatımı mahvetti.
annem yüzünden!
o tam anlamıyla Youtube dramasi veya diss tracklari olmadan yaşayamıyor
tek konuştuğu şey drama
tek gördüğü
tek duymak istedigi, tek dinlemek istedigi
youtube dramasi veya disstracklari
Annem birisinn Dramaalert izledigini duyunca huzur icinde disari bile cikamiyoruz
 
ve adil olmak gerekirse, bazen drama onun istedigi sekilde sonuclanirdi
 
o zaman cok iyi bir ruh halinde olur
bazen cok sinirli oluyor
ve ben acisini cekiyorum
ilk once sadece kendisiydi
ve şimdi bütün arkadaşları da dramaya bağımlı oldu.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Onu sürekli drama ile ilgili not alıyorken görüyorum
tavsiyelerde bulunurken
drama hakkında neler olabileceği hakkında tahminler ve hesaplamalar yaparken
kaydedebildigi her dramayi kaydediyor

English: 
and she keeps every kind of evidence, tweets,
screenshots
in case it gets deleted
and because she really don't understand from
technology
she literally spent half of my brothers college
money to buy new laptops just to download
new episodes of DramaAlert or any kind of
footage from people's vlog's just to be used
as an evidence in the drama in case it gets
deleted
she lost her job because of this!
that's it for the news today
*phone vibratation*
if you love DramaAlert
make sure you slap a like on it!
an if you're new here
make sure you are subscribed
so you don't miss any drama going on in the community!
*phone vibration*
and she has her own ways to get some info
about the drama even before the drama is actually
happening
sometimes she confronts random people and
act like they have a drama between them
and if she feels like I'm about to give some
spoilers about the drama
or just have the  thought about it
well she's ready for it

Turkish: 
ve her türlü kanıtı, tweet'leri
ekran goruntulerini silinirse diye sakliyor
ve teknolojiden cok anlamadigi icin
dramada kullanilabilecek kanit olarak dusundugu Drama alert bolumlerini
ve baska insanlarin vloglarindaki goruntuleri silinirse diye indirmek icin
kardesimin yari universite parasini yeni laptoplar alabilmek icin harcadi
drama yuzunden isini kaybetti!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ve annemin drama gerçekleşmeden önce bile
drama hakkında bilgi edinmenin kendine ait yolları var
Bazen rasgele insanlarla yüzleşiyor ve aralarında bir drama varmis gibi davranıyor
ve drama hakkında spoiler vermek üzereyim gibi hissediyorsa
yada sadece düşündugumu bile anlarsa
iste o zaman herseyi yapabilir.

English: 
sometimes she even locks herself and cuts
the communication with the outside world
just to live spoiler free
and yeah, not to mention all we hear is diss
tracks in our house
and all she wanna listen is to Ricegum
It literally become impossible to argue with
her,
back in time she used to me a punishment but
now she goes like
I will finish you
and then she hits the studio to make a diss track on me
Nobody cares about you or your youtube show
Nobody cares about you or your youtube show
she sometimes start a beef with me
just to make a diss track on me
what's up guys and welcome to my channel
your channel sucks, just like you!
it's gone too far
i mean she has to be stopped!
you know normally people go out and socialise
or at least take care of their families
but all she cares about is the drama

Turkish: 
bazen kendini hic spoiler almamak icin odasina kilitler ve dış dünyayla olan iletişimi keser
ve evet, evde duydugumuz tek şey disstrack
ve tek Ricegum dinlemek istiyor
Annemle tartışmak tam anlamıyla imkansız  bir hale geldi,
Eskiden bana ceza veriridi ama şuan
Seni bitiririm
diyor ve bana diss track yapmak icin studioya gidiyor
 
Kimse seni ve youtube kanalini umursamiyor
bazen bana diss track yapabilmek icin
benimle drama baslatmaya çalışiyor
Merhaba arkadaslar, youtube kanalima hoş geldiniz
kanalin berbat, ayni senin gibi!
bu durum çok kötü bir hal aldi
annemin artik durdurulmasi lazim!
Normalde insanlar dışarı çıkıp sosyalleşiyor
yada en azindan ailelerine bakiyorlar
ama annemin tek umursadigi şey drama

English: 
what's new about the drama?
what's gonna drop to DramaAlert?
she literally waits for Keemstar to upload
a new video for days
for her there's nothing she can do better
than binge watching DramaAlert episodes or
any other disstracks
she literally lives for the drama...
well that's it for today's video guys
i hope you guys enjoyed it
i mean i personally love DramaAlert and Ricegum
so i thought it would be a funny idea to make
a skit like this with my mom
so yeah
i hope you guys enjoyed it
if you did, give it a big thumbs up
and subscribe to my channel
okay
byeeeee

Turkish: 
dramada yeni ne olmuş?
Dramaalert yeni video ne atmiş? Bazen gunlerce Keemstarin yeni video atmasini bekliyor
 
anneme gore DramaAlert videolarini yada disstracklarini izlemekten daha guzel birşey yok
 
o kelimenin tam anlamıyla drama icin yaşıyor ...
bu videonun da burda sonuna geldik
umarim bu videoyu beyenmişsinizdir, ben şahsen DramaAlert ve Ricegum'in
videolarini begenerek izliyorum, bu yuzden annemle bu skec fikrinin komik olacagini dusundum
neyse umarim sizde beyenmissinizdir
begenimisseniz, begen tusuna basmayi ve kanalima abone olmayi unutmayin :)
gorusuruzzzz
