hello, I'm David Scarborough, it's a beautiful
day in the neighborhood
no this is not just a normal
neighborhood, it is a neighborhood of nature
the most dangerous and beautiful and
majestic thing in the world which I
study every day if I didn't already tell
you, I'll tell you this a lot cause I'm a
narcissist my name is David Scarborough
and I'm different than David
Attenborough because he is old and I am
young and youth is the best I am part of
the worst generation now let's go up
close this is the serial killer bear a
special kind of bear that literally
steals your heart it rips into your
ribcage and hooks it from your body
let's see if I can tame it okay
see he has a smile on his face let me
just steal from him okay we can give this
to like so are you an organ donor
because we need this for people who have
heart problems so we can do hot search on wing
I believe it's dead but they even hold
on to their hearts soon after they're dead
because it's like a sign that they're
manly or something bearly womanly
whatever gender they're okay
and that's how you kill a serial killer
bear hello I'm David Scarborough
oh did I probably tell you that I don't
know I'm narcissist and I also have a
short-term memory anyways this is one of
the scavengers that is very rare and it
looks like it's waiting for
I completely healthy nothing okay so
this year is the very rare last living
missing link
it is so fragile because of the essence
of it this is the stage between monkeys
and humans this is the thing I can't
believe I'm actually seeing this it's so
amazing I just want to touch it I just I
just want to . . . you just killed it! I'm sorry
Phil. you killed it right okay I'm I can't
believe you actually did this I will
call this basketball and this lame you
just killed the last missing link oh the
Scarborough tragedy cuz I'm a narcissist
okay okay next thing next thing I still
cannot believe you did that
yeah just watch my head blow in the wind
it looks so poopies. yes so nasty never you oh
are you all you viewers of the missing
link just forget about that nothing
happened everything's fine see i erase
the evidence it never happened never
never never never never
there was no missing link I am now I now
believe that um humans were made in
God's image and we are not from
evolution okay moving on this
the posh creature it is a predator that
disguises itself as a bush so that its
prey will not recognize it it won't take
them take them well I'm not allowed to
say that would take up P would and in
there and then it will attack it so I'm
pretty sure this one is dead because
when they're yeah I think it's dead so
so this is its digestive system this is
the stomach this is the this is this is
what is that I can't tell okay this is I
think it's dead bush creature let's go
oh yeah oh my gosh there's something
even rarer than a missing lead I thought
these things work stink this is the
garbage monster oh please don't lizard
that is so smart that it can print words
on itself in numbers it's shit and it
you can keep clips into garbage cans and
every time people put the trash in there
they open up its mouth and it devours
them should I open it well you know if
it's of real a trash can or if it's a
trash monster what goodbye let's say
goodbye together good goodbye my family
and I don't have a family because I
demanded them to follow my dream of
being a cool goodbye kid that I said to
the orphanage because he was annoying
that's its doc okay goodbye and goodbye
agnosticism and goodbye Nintendo in my
switch games and all my other character
flaws okay it's garbage monster time
well I guess those goodbyes weren't
necessary then were they okay by the way
not just admit that I have character
flaws because I do I think you need to
go to a mental hospital let's just take
some more nature shots yeah dad I need
your nature nature Dorner need your name
will sort of nature nature nature
oh dude or I'm so cool cuz I'm
narcissist okay Phil it's your turn to
make music that's not music that's
called heavy metal oh my gosh this is
just stupid what why are we doing this I
don't know well we're gonna make a lot
of moolah for my name but you are a
narcissist
you said you're not narcissist but you
were saying you not have any character
flaws I'm perfect okay doctor just get
on with it
okay I'm David Scarborough and I'm the
greatest man I am I am this is taking
too long
okay anyways we are going to go into the
deep dark woods so we need protective
gloves I'll just have to settle for my
bare hands cuz I'm okay man maybe your
gender but I'm pretty sure that's not
how someone would describe you okay
it's it has a strange blue hats and it
may have cyclop cyclops yes origins
Cyclops yes means one I guess okay
these seem to be its ears and it looks
like whoever made the despicable Me
movies was this their minion characters
were based off of this creature it's
very fascinating and for some reason
many furry creatures are attracted to it
and who were mating dance where they
relieve themselves on it it's a special
bamboo growing like China or Asia or
forever yes but actually wait what
supposed to be doing with this with
animals yeah we are okay
this is the rock creature it's very much
like the bush creature except it's
harmless
unless it is hurled at something it is
life it has a brain and this is its
outer shell it has it has two eyes we
can see through its outer shell yes you
can tell that there um that that they're
really creatures are not rocks because
they have little white spots all over
them and that makes them rock creatures
and not rocks many people don't know
this so any rock that you've been using
for a rock project could come alive and
its legs would pop out right yeah
because this is where its legs go up and
then it could be all over you it's more
like a dog than a predator it only eats
dead meat like it's sort of like a
scavenger yes we could say that whatever
you see it's also a debate whenever you
say something is a scavenger it always
attacks you I'll bet it's attacking you
right now
maybe because like some of them have
this special skill when they can insect
poison into things just by the thing
touching it so I don't think okay we're
going to a hospital we're going to a
hospital right now
hey guys it's phil and i'm here today
because well david after he touched that
poison rock he's in the ER right now
still recovering he's better now but
he's still recovering so i'll be taking
over today we're not outside we're in
the very famous to ecosystem called the
garage ii and now we've encountered the
garbage monster now
we'll encounter his big brother the
recycling monster dun dun dun guys I'm
absolutely terrified to do this just
okay I'm gonna open it okay I'm
terrified to spend five hours at the ER
and he had to spend two hours inside the
stomach of a recycling can that's very
embarrassing how many people can say
that we're both very recovered
and now we are going to go on a
dangerous journey through the value of
electrical boxes to search for the rare
it's not as rare as the missing link was
the trashcan one weight actually the
trashcan wasn't around but this one is
really cool cuz it's a bear it's friendly
and he doesn't he doesn't kill us he's
not even a scavenger he's a vegetarian
bear and he believes in like weirdl
elephant gods (*cough* Hinduism) or something and kind of a
bear does that I don't know okay now
let's go oh no there's great we need to
do Park are no don't climb on the vents
and then climb up you're gonna
electrocute yourself you got lucky okay
move so I can jump I don't know if I'm
gonna make it okay yeah I probably
should
election elephant guide were she being
okay there let's befriend it and then
we'll have our many benefits yes no no
no
nature's a cloud please stop singing
this is wait wait wait wait a second can
you please stop singing I wanna sing da
da da da da da a minyan this is nature
baby
there's more nature stuffs yeah yeah
yeah that's me
yeah that's me Oh subscribe man or I
will take all your money yeah okey pose
hey Dave what's this creature right here
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