*Zombie growls
What the heck was that?
I don't even know
*glass breaking
Hey... hey where are we going?
Uh.... um.. I know a guy that prepared for this kind of stuff
We can check his place
oh really?
Do you have any guns?
Um... no look around
*Finds gun
Aww sweet, a gun!
Oh... wow!
Here!
Okay
DUDE! A sniper
Awwwwww
*accidentally hits random taco bell drink
*drop's key's on the ground
*gunshot
*gunshot
*gunshot
*gunshot
*realizes it was unlocked the whole time
I'm not afraid..... I'll shoot!
Relax, I'm not gonna hurt you.
Okay.... lets just put the guns down.
Oh, shoot!
ZOMBIES!!
Hey, no wait!
I'M DRIVING!
Okay!
Aww
You might want to buckle up
That's stupid dude
C'mon let's go, we gotta go
we barely made it out alive.
So
What's your name?
No
Stop, no names
So... where you headed?
I'm heading to Porterville
I'm just trying to find a new home.
Maybe some snowballs
You know
So, you know-how Lindsay
and Porterville are east right?
So....
I'll just call you Porterville
Porterville, do you want to stick together?
You wanna team up you know?
*sighs
Well...
Since I stole your car
I give this relationship
about
to Tonyville
no more.
Oh yeah!
I'm fine with Tonyville
yeah
*starts to buckle his seatbelt
You might want to buckle up though
Its gonna be a bumpy ride.
yeah...
Let's loot...
Let's loot this house
Allright lets do it
Check and see if it's open
It's locked
*decides to hop the fence
*Goes along with it
Alright let's go
Check that shed
Oh shoot
You're right, you're right
*gasp
Whoa
*Conveniently finds a better gun
Oooh...
A marksman... A marksman rifle
OoOooh
Time to upgrade a bit
Dude
is it loaded?
I don't know
*Fires the gun
it's loaded
*tries to open door
*Knocks
*Doesn't wait for someone to open the door
No one's home
L-lets go check the back
*shoots lock
dude
 
Zombie??
*gunshot
I think that was the last one
Finally, we can loot this house
Alright
Yo!!!!
Who are you!?
*everyone is confused
This was hard to subtitle so enjoy
*more confusion and questions on who everyone is
Hey....
Hey...
*gunshot
Alright
Everybody just chill
the eff out
Alright
okay
BEHIND, BEHIND YOU!!!
*gunshot
The first rule in B.Z.M
You always Double-Tap
*gunshot
*gunshot and glass breaking
Alright we good?
Yeah... yeah
We're good
Alright
Alright, you guys wanna stick together?
Yeah... yeah sure
sure whatever
yeah
WAKE UP!!
Wake up!!!
We got a problem
Oh.... we gotta go!
Man I'm scared
That's a lot of zombies
Bet
Bet
Bet
Beeeeeeeettttttttt!!
Let's do it!!!
I flip **** for your gang-bang
I talk **** for insane ******
I got a clip for you strange ******
Click-clack, get back, 'fore you ****** feel that
Don't stop me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
I don't want to miss you
Like I do
I thought suddenly
by this point
How many kills did you guys get?
69
I got 420
I got like
Six hundred and sixty-six
I only just got 3
I ran out of ammo
Dang it, I gotta get you guys bob's
Alright let's go
Ohhh
This looks so GOOD!!!!
Sweeeeeeeeeet
yeeeeeaaaahhhh
