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Cooking From Scratch With Carl Sagan
Hello and welcome to this week's show
Today we will be making apple pie
Let's prepare our ingredients
We will require one universe
Make sure you get a nice, well-aged one. 
This universe has been aging for about 14 billion years 
and should be just about perfect.
If properly aged, your universe 
should contain billions of galaxies.
And each of these galaxies will 
contain billions of stars.
Look for a small yellow star with 
a tiny blue planet orbiting it.
Not too hot, not too cold. Just right.
Now, this planet should contain a 
species which has evolved to the
point where it practices agriculture.
This is where we will acquire
the apples, flour, cinnamon, sugar, 
butter and shortening for our pie.
Mix these ingredients together and bake at 
375 degrees fahrenheit for 35 minutes.
It's just that simple.
Here's one I prepared earlier.
Doesn't that look delicious?
And it looks like that's all the 
time we have for this week.
Tune in tomorrow when we'll be making chipotle 
roast turkey with star stuffing.
Cut! That was great Carl. Another awesome show.
I don't know, Sheila. 
The... the pie came out a bit crumbly.
Maybe we could do another take.
Sure, sure. Fine. We'll reset and try again.
Gary! Run out and get a fresh universe.
And try to get a less crumbly one this time, OK?
Everyone else, take five!
And... have some pie.
It always comes out crumbly.
Maybe I should use less shortening.
Or is it more shortening?
I can never remember. Hmm...
