If that's not an opening to this vlog, I don't know what is hey, what's up you guys
Know Hey, shut up. I swear to God. Sorry. If this audio is foul, there's a bird outside. Shut up
God damn -Unacceptable!
Another lovely day in the Castro.
There's nothing I love more than waking up in my city where I live, San Francisco.
Kristofer is not at my place yet, but anyone that follows us pretty closely knows that we do live in San Francisco, the Castro area
which is just, it's such a it's a magical gay little neighborhood that, you know every day I wake up
it just fills me with creativity. It smells a little like piss, but you know who does love a little piss?
So today we're waking up and then we're off to the airport
We're headed to Calgary for an anime adult-themed pop culture-y convention called NSF-Con.
It's gonna be a fun weekend. It is a quick turn-around though.
Don't worry about that. What I'm most excited for is like we're going to a convention
This is the first time we've ever been like flown out for this kind of thing where people actually want to go to an event...
just because we're going and I can't fathom that.
It's just, it's a really nice thing so I can't wait to actually meet people.
We're doing a panel on puppy play. We're doing a panel on internet and censorship...
And we're also doing a fun little coplay judging competition.
I'm a huge nerd. I love costumes. I love cosplay. I actually have a very long background of cosplaying.
We have costumes, but I need to pack everything I need to get everything packed in like 30 minutes cuz Kristofer's on his way shortly
Oh! Correction, Khristofer's on his way now now.
Gotta go
From a different trip, how about now? Hey, what's up, you guys
All the puppy stuff: puppy hoods, some tails
A nice bone who doesn't like a good bone
And I think the most exciting new thing and what's gonna be taking up most of the room in my checked bag is some new merch.
And this is the first time we've ever sold that you... You guys have probably seen me wearing this or even this design.
This is the first time we've ever sold this stuff at an actual event, so I'm really excited
And I hope you guys like it. It will be up on our store which is linked below
Gotta keep packing.
Little costume sneak peek. Can you guess what our costumes are? Can you sink your claws into it?
It'll be a lot of fun and there will be tons of Jubilee.
That was bad... Okay, well...
I'm not very good at packing
Whoa-ohh I'll just sit on it
Transition. Hey there everything up here. I just wanted to real quick
Kristofer is not in the opening of this, right away at least
Because I don't know if you've seen him in the morning
It's better for everyone's sake that I didn't film that. Kristofer is always adorable. I don't know, what?
Have you ever seen him hangry? Didn't think so.
So this is a part of our behind-the-scenes sex-positive travel series, which is all available right here this little playlist.
We were asked to come and...
Anyways, I finished packing and Kristofer showed up and we eventually made our way to the airport.
Three. -Good morning! -Puppies in the morning... -Good morning!
Waka waka waka waka waka, Pac-Man.
It's like traveling with a child.
Thank you, have good day. What gate does it say?
A7, thank you. We are this way.
A7, daddy. Come on, daddy. Yeah. Thank you
This is actually a really pretty shot. Well...
Hey daddy, you wouldn't be-leaf the things some people bring on a plane.
You can't take plants to other countries. -I mean you're bringing a puppy
Yeah, and we didn't get you checked for fleas.
-I won't bug anyone.
You're bugging me now. 
-Hey!
Oh no, is that your fix? 
-Yeah
In your hand? -This? Yeah.
Oh Jesus.
Thank you. Hopefully we can get a handle on things, daddy, right?
Oh Jesus.
We're off to Vancouver this morning. We're gonna start of with our captain, you just heard from him.
I'll be the voice in your head for the next 1 hour and 51 minutes, off to Vancouver. BC, Canada.
And for those that are finishing in Vancouver: welcome to Vancouver
We made it
We did it. Now get through customs, so we only have about an hour and a half until our next flight
It's like a mall inside the airport
So we made it through customs, that was... scary.
He was like: Where are you going? Why are you only going for a day? I am Batman
They just asked why are you here for one day? 
-Yeah
Casual people being casual.
I hope that shot was worth it. How was your flight, daddy? -Easy.
I edited today's episode which is supposed to be out today
We'll see when that happens because I don't have Wi-Fi yet
But now we just want to get some food because he's hungry and he does not... you don't want him...
He's not nice when he's hungry
The airport is like a freaking mall though. It's huge
Are you recording me, recording you, recording me?
Daddy no, no no
Keep going. Keep go... Eat. Go, go
Daddy, it says.. No wait.
That's a suggestion.
No, that's literally what it...
So to stop for food...
Tapped?
So we stopped for food...
Keep it PG-13
We can get demonetized. We stopped for money. So we've got money to spend.
I still think it smells like maple. Smell it,
Cheers!
Ooh, that's nice!
Wrong napkin. Hey, that's my napkin. Hey, I don't want to leave a ring. What was the point of that?
Just to annoy you.
-You're so rude.
Refueled, refreshed. Lost daddy. Where did he go? Serious.
Apparently they were waiting for us.
-Are you under 18, sir?
She also asked if I was under the age of 18, which is flattering. Thank you. Everyone is really nice in Canada
Well, I mean, it's not the first time that someone's thought you were my actual father
It's just look in the YouTube comments on like every video
Come on, come on
Yeah, come on
Let's be one of those Instagram pictures where you're like holding my hands in like really really nice locations. Yeah, so pretty
So we made it, we landed. It's very smoky here.
Apparently they have the same issue that we're having California in with a lot of fires. We're just looking for arrived
Now we're just looking for our ride.
Our ride has pink flowers
Wow
Thank you!
-You're welcome. Because everybody needs caffeine.
How are you doing?
-Amazing, I've been up since, like, 6:00 this morning.
Can you repeat what you just said you don't know what what is I?
I feel like this is a trap.
-No, no, no, I've definitely.. I'm not...
Tim Hortons, I've never heard of it.
-You've never heard of Tim Hortons?
Is it... is it?
I'm gonna...
-I heard of Horton Hears a Who!
That didn't help.
-Do you know who Wayne Gretzky is?
Who?
-Oh my god.
Don't talk sports-ball to me.
-There's no balls in hockey.
I broke the bag!
-Oh my god.
I didn't know that. Apparently we had tape in there the entire time.
Anyway, I'm uploading this week's video real quick.
We've got 10-15 minutes while Nightshade, the lovely, lovely Nightshade who picked us up with coffee...
And a lovely sign that actually had Kristofer's name spelled right.
Quickly repacking bags. Not the broken one and then I think we're heading to the convention center.
If this uploads we'll see how quickly this uploads.
Oh, no... And I'm gonna change.
Is she trying to make us go in the front end?
Serious sending us to the front door.
-I'm more partial to the back end myself.
I'm a top!
And here's the backdoor.
Wow
We have to go to the panel soon.
-Okay, I'm just looking at your beautiful merch table.
Wow well, thank you.
Okay, video's done processing... Sorry I'm uploading a video right now.
And we also have Amp with us here. Amp, would you like to tell us a little bit about what brings you here today?
Sure!  There's this convention called NSF-Con.
We have a small YouTube channel on the Youtubes called Watts the Safeword where we... Oh thank you!
Where we talk about sex in a fun, educational, approachable way
So not making fun of people but making fun with people is always how we like to talk about it.
Mr. Kristofer, would you like to tell us something about you too?
Sure, my name is Kristofer Weston, I go by Mr. Kristofer.
I have been directing gay porn for over 25 years. I am now known as Amp's daddy.
What we deal with specifically on YouTube is when we upload a video, because their computer learning is so...
Just so broken. It's a dangerous little gray area. It's objectivity, like...
It's scary.
-Especially when you get into fetishes and stuff...
Okay, finished the panel. Food. We just got food. Thank you again NSF-Con for food.
What's going on here?
-Food.
Food. Oh, I got poutine. I'm so excited.
I'm pretty sure that's literally what poutine is, but also like some cheese curds.
Correct me if I'm wrong comment section.
But we just finished our sex-awareness...
You're cheesy. Curd you leave, please. Okay, so we just finished our sexual censorship related panel.
It went really. Well. I unsurprisingly talked about YouTube non-stop.
But the other panelists were really great, too and they talked about photography online.
Kristofer talked about a lot of sex
Porn history
We're eating real quick though. We have someone Manning our booth because our next panel starts in about 20 minutes
And it's a puppy play class. -Puppies, my favorite!
-It better be
It's gonna be a real dog and pony show.
I've made that joke before it's not a good one. So pardon me while we eat
Hi everyone, how's it going? I'm Amp
-I'm Mr. Kristofer.
And today...
-On Watts the Safeword...
Eating and drinking is very different. We don't eat and drink like this.
You can't swallow like that very easily
Drink up here. So sometimes you have to make accommodations
And you can pull this tongue out even further.
We just finished our puppy panel, it went very well.
Paw-sitive feedback. But now Kristofer's over there trying puppy hoods.
See it's not just me that makes puppies.
-Pull it down over your ears
Lots of fun, thank you guys if you came. Now we are getting ready for the cosplay competition
I'm judging it, but we got to get daddy in his costume, which I'm really excited about.
I'm gonna sink my claws into him.
First you need to wear jeans. -Jeans? Blue jeans.
-Like Jean Grey.
Can you see it? Can you see it?
And now a wife-beater. I realize there's a joke in there about abuse. It's not funny.
Don't beat your... ouch, hey, hey, hey, hey. Consent! Consent!
Can you see it? Can you see it? And last but not least... Hey daddy, are you claw-strophobic?
Am I wolf-man?
You can't have the claws if you don't know his name
Hugh Jackman. -That's... no, that's not his name.
-No, I like him
The name is Wolverine.
If you're gonna dress as someone at least know their name.
-Do I need sideburns?
You don't need sideburns I figured you were angry enough.
-Yeah Wolverine!
Rawr!
-I regret everything.
Rawr! What does he say?
-It's morphin' time.
It's morphin' time!
Sabre-tooth tiger!
Is that what he says?
-No.
And last but not least
That is mahogany!
You're having too much fun with those claws. 
-Actually they feel really good I can fully scratch my back.
You're making me nervous.
-Why? Give me a hug! Kiss me!
I regret giving you claws.
-Best costume ever!
Now if you've ever been to a convention, you know that they're always very very high-energy there's always lots of things going on.
Unfortunately, we were the things going on.
So we didn't have tons of time to actually explore the convention.
Also, I don't even know how much I'd be able to show in this video.
If I did actually get the other booths and people because there was there was a lot of boobs.
But whenever I was able to sneak away or go to the bathroom. I did get some footage interacting with the other guests.
I've never been between to women before
Yeah, yeah no show me! Wow.
Yes seminars.
Sexual.
Hey guys, I just have one question. What's the tea?
Why do you have tea in your corner? I didn't even know why you have tea.
Okay so this is the Safer Space.
Like usually there's like a curtain and it's a fortress of chill. -I love that!
So it's like if anyone needs to chill or take a break. Sometimes people don't quite understand the idea of consent and...
Consent's important.
-and sexual harassment and...
non-consentual touching and grabbing and photos. So we have a space here if anyone wants to...
Needs to disclose, talk about something, check-in, be validated anything like that
A space for people to have... -Their moment, that they need. Okay the tea is necessary. is necessary
Daddy, what are you buying? What are you buying?
What? I'm not buying.
-Uh-huh...
I've heard that before.
The burlesque show's going on downstairs, but I think we're calling it a night.
It's late but this is such an interesting convention.
-Curtains for you.
We're gonna pack ourselves up. All in all... What do you... Oh my...
I can't even I can't. Oh God. Oh No.
Okay, and... well...
-And we're out.
Okay, so the crop top. In Canada at night.
Arguably not the best choice.
It's cold.
Back at the hotel.
I cannot wait for a shower.
Good morning. Well, we are all packed. We are a little tired, but that might be because we've only been here for
14 hours in all.
-13 hours 23 minutes 14 seconds
Okay...
-But who's counting?
Not us. Yesterday was a blur but it was a lot of fun. There was just so much going on.
I'm still trying to...
NSF-Con was delightful. The staff was amazing.
A big shout out to Nightshade who was handling us the entire time.
Some of us more than others. It's currently 6:30 though. We have a shuttle at 7:00 and
They have told us it'll probably take somewhere around two hours to get through security, so...
He doesn't think it's gonna take that long but customs getting back into America is a pain in the
MAHOGANY
And you're making me go three hours early.
-Only because there was no shuttle within a two hour mark.
That is not my fault. That's not my fault. So we're packed. We're ready to go out the door.
I need like three more cups of coffee
But that's beside the point and I'm probably gonna have to deal with this one complaining about how early it is all day.
So fingers crossed Security's not too bad. I would be more than happy for him to be correct on this one though this one time...
You can be right sometimes, daddy. Daddy's right every once in a while. I mean the cosplayers were great.
The costumes were amazing, the booths were fun.
And somewhat sexy because of all the gear and all like the toys that they were selling and the entertainment...
The entertainters... enter-taint-ers...
The entertainers were top-notch, I mean the dancers the comedians the musicians...
-Dancer, actor, model, magician...-
So thank you Calgary for being lovely.
Everyone that came up and said hello in our booth, which was a lot of fun to run, was super sweet
Super nice and thank you. And I hope we get to come back again.
So let's go fight with security and customs agents.
-Let's not fight with them.
Oh, no, let's go
Be pleasant.
-Yeah.
What did we say in our last travel video?
-Be pleasant
Be pleasant.
-We're always pleasant. I just say I'm not pleasant.
Ooooo.
Man, in two... Can you believe how long that took?
Two hours later, we got through customs.
Practically two long hours.. Oh look duty-free.
You could buy something. Let's go buy things.
Don't know, it's so pretty.
Ooooh, purses.
-Trash-
I'll have one of him.
Nailed it.
They look like Appa from Avatar. Do you even know what that is?
Appa. -Appa?
Yeah.
Yip, yip.
This is Appa, my flying bison
And this is Katara my flying sister.
And this is Kristofer, my flying daddy.
Yip, yip! Yip, yip!
Okay, daddy, I'm just gonna drop you off here. I'm gonna be at the gate. You... Have fun.
That's relly deceiving, I was gonna jump on that, because I thought it was like... soft.
Oh, is it really hard?
-Yes!
-That's what she said.-
So, I'm curious...
Now that we're getting to our gate on time...
Definitely not early, we're rushing to our gate.
-WAY early.
Not the question. What was your favorite part for this weekend?
My favorite part was the straight puppy in our class who came up to you afterwards and completely gushed...
about how you were his inspiration and gave him the courage to be straight puppy.
Because there aren't very many straight puppies
And I thought it was so sweet.
Wait, that's your favorite part?
It's alway my favorite part when you...
somebody comes up and tells you their story of how what you're doing has influenced or touched them.
Because Dan Savage got me out of a bad relationship
So I'll always be grateful for that. So when I hear other people's stories...
Accepting their kink lifestyle because of something we've told them or shared with them or live by example
It always makes me feel great about what we do
Well knowing that that puppy probably will see this...
*whispers* pretty sure daddy had a crush on you
So, what was your favorite part of the weekend?
I think my favorite part was
the cosplay contest and getting to dress up even though it was a shorter part of the day and at the very end of the day.
I really missed making costumes.
And I got to dress you up which was really fun and cute.
And you had a good time. Much like whenever you dress some in some kink gear.
Whenever you put someone in a costume and they're having a good time.
They just kind of change and their mood changes and they just enjoy themselves and they feel themselves a little bit.
So I really enjoyed that and of course the convention in general, but...
We should do more costumes. Yeah, right?
-Yeah, totally.
No, getting to see all the people that watch this is really nice.
I got some great comments from people that said,
"you know you should really do this episode" or...
They said that you were too goofy and pleasant but that they needed more puns.
I don't think that anyone ever said that.
That's definitely what they said.
I'd love to do this again. If you want to bring us back NSF-Con and I know some of you are watching this...
We would love to come back, please.
Tell them how much you want to come back.
-Oh my god so much. -Okay, we're done talking to you
Oh look, airplanes.
I'm good. How about you? Thank you.
Hey are you ready, daddy? Oh
He's uh...
There your are.
I was talking to you and you weren't behind me.
Nice flight home. Ready to get home to our own bed?
You're still with me here? So this is where I originally had planned to end the video.
We had gone to the convention. We were coming home...
There was a story and a plot and there was fun antics that happened.
-Plot twist!-
We have a longer than expected layover in LA and we have lots of friends in LA
Many of which have been on the channel before if you guys have seen the travel videos, again, which are in this playlist
Subtle plugs. If I ever start a sex toy company, that's what I'll call it. Subtle Plugs.
You might remember that we visited our friend Eric a few times in the past.
Oh my god, it's Harry Potter World!
What are you doing? Are you filming us?
-Nothing. No.
Definitely not.
Eric is practically family at this point. We love Eric. He's just a ball of energy and so much fun.
So we really, really wanted to see him when we were there, but he said he was... busy.
That was until, of course, after a long flight landing in LA. I got a text.
And wouldn't you know it, Eric magically was able to get to the airport and I had to somehow, without telling Kristofer...
trick him into leaving the terminal. This was just all an elaborate surprise that I had absolutely, no time to plan for.
And let me just say I am a really bad liar
But Eric wanted me to somehow trick Kristofer to leave the terminal and well...
This is what happened.
I think we're in terminal 2... I've only been to this terminal once or twice.
Well I don't want to leave the terminal...
-I know, I know!
I mean we could search and see what's in this terminal.
-Yeah
Do you want to go to that restaurant Christina suggested so we can just take a cab?
Sure! I'm getting I'm getting Lyft ready
There we go.
- It may be against our better judgment, but we're leaving the terminal.
I hate security for the record. I'm doing this for you. So you don't have to suffer in the terminal.
Okay, sorry, I'm not trying to get you angry.
Hey
Calling a Lyft
So it's on its way in three minutes
Boo!
-Oh my god, you suck. Thank you
We got you so good!
-Oh my god, thank you puppy.
How do you feel?
-You're the worst person to surprise. I don't want to I just want to stay here.
I don't want to move.
-Okay. That was the best you've ever lied.
I was pretty good.
I don't... I'm not good at lying.
Waht are you doing here?
Oh my god.
-Surprise you got pranked. You got pranked so good.
Succes! I'm not good at lying.
He was the poutiest pony ever. I know that's literally how he was communicating to me. He's like, it's fine. Enjoy the pool.
Aggressively getting more and more upset.
-I know!
You've been pranked.
-So it's like Wegotchu. It's the new Pokémon.
Oh God okay. I gotta leave, bye.
And you are getting better at lying
You're welcome.
Okay, your elaborate scheming is a little worrysome.
Usually when surprises happen for me I'm happy but they're still bickering.
I'm good. -Continue.
-I'm great. I'm just a little worried about the level of lying going on.
No, no continue complaining that we put together a fun surprise for you, please continue.
Then I'll look like an asshole.
Oh my God, I'm so red.
-Red for filth. Booyah.
I showed him how to use the control center on his iPhone.
Bright light, no go away.
-Look!
Daddy, where did you get that leaf?
-Leaf me alone.
No more puns!
-Thank you.
No more puns!
It's not spring!
Okay, ready for your next surprise? Eric, come on out.
Just kidding
How's your lunch?
-It's good, that's exactly what it was.
Bye!
-Bye!
Thank you!
-Thank you for taking us.
Come on, come on, come on.
It was all worth it!
Fly safe!
-Bye! Talk to you later.
Bye, LA. You were lovely.
That was fine.
-That was... quick.
Like most things on this trip.
Okay, I'm done traveling for forever.
Oh wait...
-Next week.
Except that we're both traveling this coming weekend.
And I don't say that to sound insensitive. I love traveling. I just really miss my bed sometimes
Hey daddy, I'm curious. Did you "foresee" having a good time on this trip?
I haven't heard such a bad joke since I was 40.
-Wow
Do you have any morals to the weekend daddy? Yeah, what was like your aha of the of the weekend?
Uhhhh... This is like coming up with a safeword.
And today's safeword is...
-Breath control -Oooh!
Because Ariana Brande takes... Ariana Brande?
Because Ariana Grande takes our breath away.
Is that appropriate?
-Sure.
Do you even know who that is? Yes, I know who Ariana Grande is.
It's not a Starbucks drink.
*Ariana Grande's "breathin" plays*
This is the best part, here.
Byeeeee.
Wow, that was a lot of footage. Are you still here? Are you still watching? Was that fun for you?
Because I might have a two... maybe even a three-part series. Okay, Shane Dawson...
Of us traveling to another convention
That might be fun to watch. So please let me know what you think. I really do value your feedback and...
You know hearing from you guys if you enjoy something or if you don't enjoy something.
I really do read those comments. Speaking of comments one last thing today.
There was a bunch of comments on a live stream recently that you guys wanted us to open a PO box.
So I did that. The PO box is listed down below in the description.
We're gonna be doing a special Christmas episode where we unbox things from you guys. So letters, small packages...
Please don't spend a lot of money on us or any money at all. But if you feel like it send us something fun.
No pressure. I hope you guys have a great day. If you guys want to see more videos like this
there's an i-playlist up there. There's something in the description, and I will see you guys next time. Bye
