[Disclaimer]
It's over....this world is ruined
Bro, what happened?
I'm ending myself. I don't wish to live here anymore
Bro but what has happened?
Global warming is rising
The hole in the Ozone layer is getting bigger
Rakhi Sawant and Deepak Kalal's romance is increasing
Today, the world is faced with such big challenges
but what is the world concerned with? T-series or PewDiePie
Y'all spammed my comments section with T-series vs PewDiePie
From my neighborhood paan shop owner to the are's drug addict...even the naked kids started asking me
"Do you support PewDiePie or T-series? "
Even my maid asked me
"Do you support PewDiePie or T-series? "
I said I've subscribed to both. She became upset
Since then she doesn't make proper food
My stomach has been upset since. My life has become sh*t
Then I saw some channels are broadcasting T-series vs PewDiePie live subscriber counts
Which was been watched by 18000 people
For two minutes, let's put aside PewDiePie and T-series
and focus on these 18000 fools
What the hell is going on in their lives? Which drug are they using?
"Who are these people?"
"Where do they come from?"
Some channels are putting up billboards of PewDiePie and T-series
Are they running for an election?! Then I came to know that this war has been fueled by PewDiePie's disstrack
Whose title is 'B*tch lasagna'
Bro  it's pronounced as 'lasagna '
[Slaps]
Read the spelling
L-A-S-A-G-N-A
Then how come it's lasagna, huh?!
Bro the 'G' is silent. [Slaps]
I told him to be silent. You think I'm a fool?
Do whatever you want, but don't hurt my English's ego
So, where was I?
The PewDiePie disstrack
Yeah so T-series made a disstrack on PewDiePie, 'B*tch Lasagna'
Bro PewDiePie made it on T-series
Then what did T-series make?
Bro, 'Dilbar Dilbar'
Then why does PewDiePie have a problem with that?
Bro, PewDiePie is cool with it, our people have a problem with his disstrack
Yeah so PewDiePie made a disstrack titled 'B*tch Lasagna'
In which he made fun of our country's greatest invention, 'Bob' and 'Vagana'
[Cusses PewDiePie in native language]
How dare you insult our country's greatest invention?!
And what else did you say... 'You India, You Lose' ?
What's his country's name? Yeah, Sweden
Bro, it's pronounced as 'Sweden'
No, Sweden Sweden
Yeah, PewDiePie, 'You Sweden, You Sh*t'
Go to hell. I've unsubscribed your channel
Long live T-series! Let me call it's owner, Mr Bhushan Kumar, to congratulate him
[Telephone rings]
Hello?
Hello, Mr Bhushan, congratulations on your channel being the No. 1 ranked in the world
What?! We have a YouTube channel? When did this happen?
I made a billion dollar company and these a** made a YouTube channel!
You should be happy, you channel is going to overtake PewDiePie and become the world's No. 1 channel
What?! I won't let this happen. You don't know how big of a fan I am of PewDiePie
I won't let PewDiePie lose...even if I have to beg for it
[Music]
[Indian YouTuber encouraging people in local trains to support PewDiePie]
To hell with T-series and PewDiePie...
let me drink my ginger flavored tea
Live as there are only a few days remaining...
Hey! Bring fast my Pakode [Popular Indian snack]
On a serious note, my opinion does matter on this topic
Personally, I do feel bad that my favorite YouTuber, PewDiePie, will no longer be the most subscribed channel
But on the other hand, I do feel happy and proud that a channel from our country is going to be the biggest channel in the world
And I will be more proud when an individual channel from India cross T-series and PewDiePie
Wow! Well said
If you enjoyed the video do leave a Like and Subscribe if you're new. I will meet you in a new video with a new topic
till then...Goodbye!
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[Subtitles and Outro by youtube.com/MysticGta]
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