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Hey guys! What's up? LDShadowLady here,
And welcome back to X Life,
Where today I woke up to discover a rather alarming scene outside my window.
For some reason Joel has decided to build a huge billboard,
outside my bedroom window!
And now Shrek watches me sleep.
But this rather imposing sign is not the
only thing that Joel has left me with today,
I also discovered,
A message!
In this here lectern.
[reads] Dear Lizzie, I have a request! As you can see from my base, I like to spend a lot of time building.
[reads] However this can be lonely, I want to build for others. In particular some pets.
[reads] I'm willing to pay you to collect me some pet friends!
[reads] Each pet you bring me, I will pay you either in diamonds, emeralds or maybe even in labour!
[reads] I know you have a way with animals, So I believe you can help me!
[reads] Let me know if you're interested and we can meet up and arrange a deal!
[reads] Obviously the rarer the pet the more I will pay!
[reads] Lots of love, your husband and neighbour, Joel.
And he also left me a block of diamond!
Which is apparently definitely not a bribe!
And, well, it worked!
Because, if this guy is willing to give me a diamond block for doing nothing,
There must be plenty more diamonds where that came from!
And I want them!
So let's pop over to Joel's house,
And leave a note to arrange a meeting.
So here we shall write:
Dear Joel, your generous offer has peaked my interest.
Meet me in the pink windmill when the sun reaches its apex.
Love from your over dramatic wife,
Lizzie.
And now we'll leave this letter for him in here,
And await the meeting!
But while we wait, I can show you what I have been working on in my secret basement since last time.
So down here in my totally secret area that nobody knows about,
I actually did complete my bubble elevator.
And here I have the mob spawner of my dreams.
Actually, my dreams had a lot less cobblestone.
[beep]
Boom!
The makeover is complete!
And I've decided to use the green and blue colours, inspired by my zombie victims.
So it's time to show you my wonderful machine.
If I flick the switch on,
They shall start flowing!
Look how many there are on the mini map!
And they're all coming this way!
Oh jeez!
Let's start slaying!
Look at all of this glorious XP guys!
And it's all very conveniently available right here in my own basement!
And now I can use my marvellous bubble elevator,
Which I died trying to construct.
And now it should be time to meet Joel!
So to the pink windmill we go!
Oh!
Hello?
There is an iron golem living in here.
[Lizzie] Ah, hello Joel! Thank you for joining us.
[Joel] Us? Who's this?
[Lizzie] This is my bodyguard. He's here to ensure there's no funny business.
[Joel laughing] OK!
[Joel] I heard you are interested in taking me up on my offer?
[Lizzie] Yes, what animals would you like?
[Joel] Well, I've actually written a list here Lizzie, of my Jeremys, if you wanna take a gander.
[Lizzie] Joel's Jeremys.
[Lizzie] You're gonna call them all Jeremy?
[Joel] Lizzie, do you even know me?
[Lizzie] You're gonna call them all Jeremy.
[Lizzie] So you want a fox, for ten diamonds,
[Lizzie] A deer, walrus, goat, all ten diamonds.
[Lizzie] A hedgehog for twenty five diamonds,
[Lizzie] And a badger and a squirrel for fifteen diamonds.
[Lizzie] If I can get all of these I'm gonna be so rich!
[Joel] Yeah, and I'm gonna be rich with love from the animals!
[Lizzie] OK! LDShadowLady pet detective is on the case!
So here I've laid out some animal pens,
For when I track down each one of these creatures.
I will name them Jeremy with these name tags,
And contain them here until they are ready for collection.
And then I'll get my diamonds!
If I can get every single on of these animals,
I will get ninety five diamonds!
So let's get searching before Joel changes his mind
My research indicates,
That some of these mobs appear in spruce forests.
So here we are in a spruce forest, to see what we can find.
The answer is nothing so far.
[gasps]
A dangerous berry bush!
A single prick could prove fatal.
[gasps]
What the heck?
Why is there a skeleton horse over there?
Whoa!
And there's a zombie horse!
Oh my gosh!
Why are there so many dead horses around here?
These are a rarity!
I'm gonna collect these and add them to my exotic pet collection.
Now let's head back and continue the search for Jeremys.
[gasps]
Oh my gosh!
A fox!
Awww!
Come here you little Jeremy!
Oh he's fast!
Oh dear!
Aha!
I got him!
Yes! My first pet collection!
Let's take him back home,
And get him in the pen!
Oh my gosh!
He's so cute!
Oh I really want one for myself now!
Oh why have you get to be so smooshy and cute?
OK one down, six to go!
Now where was it that I saw a deer before?
Yoohoo!
[gasps]
Oh my gosh!
Did I-
Wha-
WHA?
Is there a wither around here somewhere?
[whispers] What is happening?
Why does it say there's a wither?
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh deary me!
[wither explosions}
Oh jeez!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Errrrrr...
Why is there a wither right there?
[Lizzie narrates] What you are about to witness is a series
of foolish decisions that I made in a wither induced panic.
[intense music]
Oh my gosh it's mad at me!
Ahh!
Oh no!
NO, NO, NO, NO , NO!
What the heck?
Ahh!
I have to kill this!
Argh!
Oh!
It's given me wither!
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
I need to go home!
I can't!
HELP!
Ahh!
[whispers] Why was there a wither?
[Lizzie] Guys, come quick! Come quick!
[Lizzie] I need help!
[Lizzie] Emergency!
[Lizzie] What the heck is this wondering trader doing here? I didn't summon him!
[Joel] I see it.
[Scott] Ah it's coming for the -
[Lizzie] AHHHHHH NO! Not the trader!
[Lizzie] Escape! Escape!
[Scott] It's coming for you Lizzie!
[Lizzie] Oh I've hit it, I've hit it, I've hit it!
[Lizzie] Oh, I shouldn't have done that!
[Lizzie] Help!
[Lizzie] Argh it's in the tree with me!
[Lizzie] Where is it? Where is it?
[Scott] It's still in the -
[Lizzie] ARRRRRGHH!!!
[Joel] Lizzie move!
[Joel] Lizzie run!
[Lizzie] Where is it?
[Scott] Oh it's dead!
[Scott] It's dead.
[Joel] Nice!
[Lizzie] How? That was fast!
[Lizzie] Did you hit it once and it died?
[Scott] Joel hit it.
[Lizzie] Blimmin' heck!
[Lizzie] Right, where's my loot?
[Lizzie] How do I harvest the wither rose without dying?
[Scott] You just punch it!
[Joe] Punch it.
[Lizzie] Yes!
Well that is not what I had planned, but now I have a wither rose,
Which I shall experiment on later.
And I'm still alive,
Thanks to Joel and Scott!
But now I must continue the search for Jeremys.
Now I have an irrational fear that I'm somehow gonna run in to the ender dragon.
What is that?
[gasps]
Oh my gosh!
They're badgers!
Those are on my list!
Oh gosh!
They are actually kind horrifying!
I'm gonna put it in my lasso and let's put this thing in it's cage,
Name it Jeremy and it's Joel's problem now!
Ahh!
What is that?
Is that a goat?
Ahh!
Oh my gosh it's adorable! I love it so much!
Come here buddy!
Get in my lasso.
Wow, this place is full of wildlife!
[gasps]
There's a boar over there!
[gasps] Oh my gosh they're attacky!
Arrgh!
And fast!
OK, I am glad that Joel did not request a boar because that was horrifying.
Let's take this goat home.
Hopefully this little guy is gonna be OK in here and he doesn't eat the fence.
Here you go goat Jeremy,
I love him! I wonder if there are different colours!
OK, so that is three Jeremys collected,
Let's see if we can find all of the others.
[gasps]
I see spindly legs,
And the face of a deer!
Come here deer Jeremy, let me capture you!
Aha!
And I will transport you via the magic of warp scrolls,
To my animal waiting area,
Where you shall wait with all of the other Jeremys.
Now just a few more to go!
Cool! There's another type of goat!
Whoa!
That one's so cute!
This is the one I want.
Let's put him in my little collection,
And continue the search for Jeremys.
What is that?
[gasps]
Oh my gosh!
Is that a hedgehog?
My twenty five diamond hedgehog?
Yes!
Let's get this little guy home!
Here you go my spiky friend!
You have been Jeremy'd.
Now, what else does this field have to offer?
[gasps]
Wow birds!
That one looks like a Pokemon!
[gasps]
They're so cute!
Wow!
Oh my gosh, this one is adorable!
I have to get out of here before I die of cuteness.
Whoa!
What
Is that?
Is that an albino squirrel?
Wow! I wonder if Joel will give me extra diamonds for this?
Come here Jeremy!
He's a slippery little Jeremy!
Aha!
Wha -
No!
Ah ah!
Got it!
Now let's get this back home before he escapes from my lasso.
OK, this is by far the coolest squirrel that exis-
Nooo!
I knew he was slippery!
No, no, no, no, no!
OK, this guy's my favourite.
I like his free spirit.
And now, there is one last animal to capture:
The walrus!
Will it fit in here?
I don't know because I've never seen a walrus.
So somewhere out here, on the vast oceans,
Is a walrus who doesn't realise he is called Jeremy yet.
And apparently Walrus enjoy cold, marine environments.
So I'm on the look out for icebergs.
[one eternity later]
Iceberg ahead!
Where can I find a walrus around here?
You're not a walrus!
It's a little white bug!
Ahhh!
Oh my gosh!
There it is!
A walrus!
It's magnificent!
I come in peace!
Let me just get you in the lasso.
Now I can escape!
So here we have our final Jeremy!
And now these animals are ready for collection.
[Lizzie] Oh my gosh!
[Joel] Hello!
[Lizzie] I have collected some fine specimens
for you here if you would like to inspect them!
[Joel] Oooooo!
[Joel] What, every single one?
[Lizzie] Every single one!
[Joel] Oh my gosh, this is gonna cost me a lot of diamonds isn’t it?
[Lizzie] According to my calculations you should now owe me ninety five diamonds.
[Joel] OK, gimmie a second and I'll grab them.
[Joel] Are you ready?
[Lizzie] Cover me in diamonds!
[Joel] There you go!
[Lizzie gasps]
[Lizzie] Yes!
[Joel] Yes.
[Lizzie] Ah, yes!
I'm rich!
Look how many diamonds I have now!
And they're so beautiful!
They are mesmerising!
I don't even know what to do with this many diamonds!
I know!
I'm gonna rename a block 'Pet Detective Of The Year Award'.
And I'm gonna proudly display this in an item frame here,
And I'm gonna stash the rest of my diamonds in here nice and safe.
Now the question that remains,
Is what do we do with my new collection of unusual creatures?
If you guys have any suggestions for what I should do with six dead horses and a goat,
Please let me know in the comments below,
Don't forget to leave a like,
And I will see you next time!
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