
Spanish: 
oe que? quien está disparando??
oe, este se ha equivocado
ahhhh es un bot!
mata esta basura, agarra de una vez una de esas...
oe ctm! xD
ya no importa, que se quede ahí
- toma x3
no, quédate con esa wevada aunque sea won!
ya ya 'juegate' (~peruanismo: prestar) el sniper
oe, que fue?!
- oe que fue won? :s
está wevon este...
el control pe, que está "pájaro loco" ya...
está turuleco
está "woody woodpecker"
- "woody woodpecker" XDD
"Loquillo.. que travesuras nos tienes preparadas hoy... Loquillo?" (mala imitación de Walter Lantz n_n)
no te acuerdas el tío que se ponía a dibujar?
- el creador pes won
daba miedo ese tío, parecía Quaker wevon... :s
tremendo viejo esquizofrenico pe won.. alucinando que su dibujo tenia vida
YOOOOO
- MIO!

English: 
what? who's shooting ??
dude... he's messing with the wrong guy
ohhhh it's a bot!
kill that scum, grab one of those...
wtf? xD
he doesn't matter anymore, leave him
- take it-take it-take it
no, keep that at least
alright, lend me the sniper rifle
wh-what happend?
- what is it? 😕
wtf
nah, is my gamepad... is driving crazy
it's nuts
is being crazy like woody woodpecker
- "woody woodpecker" 😂😂
"what pranks do you have for us today... Woody?" (worst Walter Lantz's impersonation, ever)
do you remember the old man who drew in a show?
- sure, woody woodpecker's creator
such a creepy dude, kinda looked like the "Quaker Oats guy"
schizophrenic old fart ...hallucinating that his character was alive XD
YOOOOO
- MINE!

English: 
♪ this mailbox is mine and your soul too ♫
♪ your virginity is mine ♫
♪ It all belongs to me... ♫
♪ Everything that I seeEEEEEEEEEE ♫
shit, that show was so funny...
I mean "Lazy Town" (RIP Stefán Karl Stefánsson)
where are you going, you soab? come over here
come on bro, take the gold one
where're the others? damn, they're at the other side
They're comin' (oh shit! they're pretty far)
- no, they are there in the swamp
Your call, are we going down?
- what I want is to kill people, dude
hey! this shit dont wanna read my fuckin' face

Spanish: 
♪ el buzón es mio y tu alma también ♫
♪ tu virginidad es mía ♫
♪ todo pertenece a mi... ♫
♪ todo lo que puedo veeeeEEEEERRRRR ♫
pt ese dibujo era un k-gue de risa won...
"Lazy Town" pes... "Lazy Town" (RIP Stefán Karl Stefánsson)
a donde te vas basura? ven...
ven chicho agarra tu dorada
donde están esos wevones? ... están por el otro lado
están que vienen estos wevones, no? (a la mrd, están mas lejos que la mierda…)
-no, están ahí en el pantano
habla, vamos pa abajo?
-lo que quiero es matar gente, loco
oe, xk no me quiere leer la pt cara?

English: 
you're so ugly that the sensor doesn't recognize your face xd
*** IT'S_NOT_A_FACE_ERROR (it says, lol)
don't shoot if ones of this bitches comes... I mean, the real ones (not bots)
Just fuckin' die! stay down, u fuck😠
Oops "the blob", run!😱 (the storm)
shit, I didnt notice! is there a boat or something?
there's a helicopter! 😀
"subele wey!" (mexican slang)
(The A-Team Opening Credits Theme Song ♪)
hey what if we pick them up? (the rest of the team i mean)
what, those guys?!
- yeah..
Fuck 'em.
- here they come!
I'm thinking about how to survive, not on those assholes. I haven't even seen them
i mean it, FUCK 'EM! 😈
yeah, they're nobodies😂
is there a gay pride party here or something?

Spanish: 
tan feo estas pe won... que ya no se lee tu cara, ya no lo reconoce xd
"no es un rostro" dice, ta' webon XD
tmr... no le vayas a disparar si viene un perro... osea, "de verdad" (player, 🚫no bot🚫)
ctm! muere de una vez oe...
pt maldito seas, quédate ahí wevon :@
UY "la mancha", vámonos! D: (mancha voraz = la tormenta)
csm no me di cuenta, hay lancha, algo?
hay helicóptero! :D
subele wey!
"Los Magníficos" (The A-Team Opening Credits Theme Song ♪)
oe y si los vamos a recoger? (al resto del equipo)
que, a esos wevones?
- ah…
que se vayan a su pt madre wevon
- ahí vienen wevon!
Donde están won?
-estoy pensando en cómo sobrevivir yo, no esos wevones… ni los he visto siquiera
es verdad pe won, que se vayan a la mrd
quienes serán ps won?
un 'tono' gay (~peruanismo: fiesta) hay, creo..

English: 
Leo-Leo, stay with me, huh?
Awww dude...😍🌸
watch out, ppl are coming
here come our..."friends"
hey, "the blob" gogogo
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! 🐢🍕
wait-wait-wait
watch out, there's a sniper! I'm going to kill that bastard
How did they get there?
GG🎮👍

Spanish: 
Leo-Leo, quédate junto a mi, ah?
Awww chicho... 😍🌸
suave, que por ahí viene gente wevon
ahí vienen este----nuestros "amigos"
oe won, "la mancha" ven-ven
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!🐢🍕
esperate, esperate, esperate
cuidado que tiene sniper ese won..
- ya te cagaste ctm
como han ido hasta alla?
GG🎮👍
