HOW DO I CHANGE MY SKIN okay we are
rolling I wonder if it'll pop us in 
next to each other
I hope so don't don't wander too far
I'm just gonna stay right here
it's connecting logging in encrypting
joining world loading direct alright boiiiissss
where are you? you I don't know man
but I saw your name did we just load in
random I hope not randomly 'cause if not this
first journey well I'll go ahead and kill
this sheep I see your name it went away
oh I ran, why can't I run? I'm running I'm
sorry why got it you got a double oh oh
I need your TIM there's a chasm
dividing us tip I go round because it
helped me be at the Sheep show ass oh
I'll kill him your mind I need you re
whoa what am i yeah what are you hold on
no I'm seal scream you you're like a
knight I'll take it
cheesy but crust the anointed I'm like a
Norse God should we like explore a
little bit I start getting some I don't
think we really chose any settings for
this world beyond it's a world we should
locate some high ground I see some is
that a chicken yeah I never nut my ass i
thicken ass and I changed that something
huh oh options it's too quick uh okay
well I I don't know how to do this so
yeah just be careful yeah Oh another
trick
what is she another day there's a sheep
behind you
I always I can never find sheep every
time I play Minecraft I always need a
bit desperately and I can never find a
sheep until much later that's mine
did you still you're not gonna get a bed
this time either you owe me on some ship
where'd you go I already loved health
and I have no food I'm seeing well in
this clear I'm cheap over hope I don't
even know you are anymore I ran too far
away all the places to spawn us in come
here boy I see you yeah you see me just
disrespecting the man of your slap if I
didn't know who connected to this world
she's about cross she's a knight just
wandering the forest
slapping I'm gonna go ahead and gather
some wood I'm stressing myself out
let's do I hadn't planned on having a
and so on I don't know I'm still
learning Timbo is the Sun setting oh no
it already is all right we could just
dig a hole over here yeah okay yeah yeah
I'm grabbing some wood also don't go in
the water because there's some like
waters and bam bows now that I have
discovered and at least there isn't oh
it's so dark Oh Oh where'd you go I
don't know I'm scared my mouse is very
sensitive meet me at the coastline boy
there's a squid
I start burrowing into the sand is there
a method a mushroom I see over there
yeah okay so we're looking at the same
thing yeah okay I don't know where you
are I see oh there's a fish we'll have
you are you a salmon uh bitch I might be
alright so we could dig dig in here okay
run to some problems which is I don't
have the materials I'm working on to
mine stone that's a hoe I don't need a
hoe okay there we go who feel like we
need torches
you also need tools okay yeah I got some
tools how do I
I got ya oh god I don't know how to do
anything
you're so pretty oh you made it tough
Stone Age hell yeah easy but crustose
made advancement good for him he really
had a poor hand oh I just saw inside
your frickin mind and it was very empty
are you good yeah I love North thing
just north it's too quiet me yeah I know
right that's kind of freaking me out
maybe that maybe they have like a
they've implemented a grace period now
that would be cool like I'm the first
you know but like I'm telling you right
now man I'm looking over this beautiful
starlet Wow
watch the old here's ever didn't come
with any mobs okay that would be
upsetting we're just living in fear yeah
for no reason no reason
alright I got it I got a door here cool
yeah that's great nice nice
this this is very athletic
I also I always anytime I make a door I
have to make the pressure plate I can't
not do that now that I've done it once
it's just so convenient I'm too lazy to
keep track of opening my own doors
that's fair
you know I I can't move into a rental
home without having automatic doors with
having a trap pressure plate it's not it
this no unacceptable this isn't gonna
work
is that they've changed like a few of
the textures so I owe clay it's like
this dirt oh no it's not is it
is it are their mobs yeah yeah they're
around somewhere his army of creeper
heads pops up and Justin I've been
gathering for a final assault all right
I am very stud his auto jump is fuck all
right do we have enough for like one bed
I think I had to
oh here's a third one I'll let you have
it thought I need wood for this or just
just for the bed yet here I got some
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Blair Witch style and I'm Jiraiya from
Naruto that's what I am are you how the
hell did wait a second Oh lay out on
Nazi the sinful that's hair that's no
helmet Oh Oh God there there
Oh God what are you doing out there this
is man come to the 50th def Auto jump
all right Tim I gotta leave
why is this open came on me hey man this
is better there's a Norse in there yeah
saltwater oh it's a waters a bit but no
you gotta get it you gotta get in the
house it just like keeps me from oh oh
it's almost morning
oh you just got out running leave me
bees in bumbo I'm coming to get you
oh you don't come out now now that's
almost all I hate I had to make a sword
ring you know what I'm not just gonna
run into this oh yeah oh hold on oh that
sounds actually king of the rock did you
hear me all right so I've seen coal now
in two places okay all right from my
perspective here where are they okay so
can you see me yeah directly you wanted
to see my screen
oh that's like one little blockers well
more than that's more coal than you
found just no but I just found another
single block for this okay yeah that was
one a reasonable height I didn't show me
that all the dough just break this is
one of the things like you need a super
guy break it I'm like oh great you just
wasted your own damn time yeah don't
okay so there's only five iron so one of
us is gonna get a pic accident
and seeing is I'm not puttin all of this
hard work tonight if I'm being hit or
I'm just hungry
okay your body slept just like stuff in
my toe
what's my hard work man
where are awaited yo it so far okay cool
coming back home that shit these
eggplants or are these squid juice both
of those sounds so appealing that's
right a man every time just turn right
here here eat this eat this here I don't
know how to throw this you stupid bitch
I cannot turn around the head one yeah
i'm still learning a lot of the controls
on pc i don't remember most of them huh
taking this chicken oh you said replace
it with more more to eat this damn
chicken it's hilarious i put the bed
down or yeah you go ahead may as well
that's that's what we need to be doing i
mean oh we have a bad job
it's the ottoman i listen man this
mushroom has been calling my fucking
name for at least three me what you know
okay I thought you hey go teach it a
lesson
oh that's not the mushroom you're not
the mushroom you're not who I won't you
see me oh shit
now it's not the top tree this is
beautiful you know just me sunset and
this mushroom before your inevitable
death probably see how to get down oh
this tree hop creeper spawns in tree I
haven't really played since they updated
all that I'm really excited for the the
pillager stuff I know you're not it's
not okay watching Tim play and it's
horrible
these eight ugly motherfuckers how you
doing with a plan flag like and you're
like fuck you they're like and they come
back with a school hunt and burn your
house okay well they killed three golems
oh how do you even do that golems
weren't it's about I don't like this is
this is really I hate this I don't know
why I did this just having that step
down gives me anxiety for some reason
but won't be like a stair cuz I you know
I was trying to get cobblestone and
there was a whole thing yeah I could
make some stairs actually I'm gonna I'm
gonna try to do that real quick before
it Oh surely I'm gonna tempt fate here
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the mountains are speaking to me you
know I've decided yeah what's up I'm
gonna punch some fish yeah get us some
food zombie finds me party home like oh
you know what I'm not gonna do that
alright time to get rid of stuff put
this iron in here yeah I just imagine
this epic like wrestling like flying out
of the water this is such a brutal I
like the slappy sound of a fish did you
uh to get some food there oh my god
I watched that happen boy
is that me sounds like a bunch of fish
oh I don't like anything like that let's
go inside we go I like those melons oh
man
I'm really bummed I'm really Oh it'd be
nice if we could share oh I got some
salmon oh yeah
cook cook that well located right next
to this cute little pool well this is
romantic get your ass in here Norse boy
where are you at I don't know I can't
sit here in the outside world I'm scared
man come in the pool oh boy
where's the pool right here baby I don't
you just saw me where'd you go oh this
has been here the whole time I know
right we walked right by it you know
what I was digging in the wall like
right over there we could have drowned
yeah we could have drowned wash away our
only bed oh dang this is why we haven't
been able to use that yeah is that okay
so you see this hole Tim peep peep see
from your perspective this creeper is
staring at me from I'm sort of
underground right now I mean like can
you like on my screen it's me on top of
that mountain it's just a little if you
can edit a zoom in on this later just
he's just like he is it moving I is
unsettling soon I found a deed jackpot
here you think you've found the jackpot
I found all this swear to god this is
like diamonds right that doesn't even
make sense that is to give us the rule
in Minecraft is so easy you know the
rule that we ourselves
Oh God that you were me that's me oh my
heart I'm in I am in down in fierce
combat there's two of them I have a
wooden sword this family gets each other
hold on okay I just lied for a second he
said you ugly this is the worst time to
live all right one down all right I
didn't find a sheep but I found a llama
two lovers and five sheep get him I did
it Tim I save just you have their mining
wandering around looking for sheep right
now oh man I'm really I keep thinking
I'm you know gonna provide for this
family and then they just okay yeah
listen I'm gonna die here sees sheep
gets trumpeting oh oh sweet lord there's
a zombie above the door there is a
creeper among me in my sheep this is all
good one of you there are so many a
pussy like four llamas couple of sheets
some Armour tuck
get some damn fences man I had never
seen so many masters fast food oh there
you are
I see you oh no it's a scaly boob huh
there's a spider chasing you yeah you
have a hole
I know me I'm coming after you I know
man
they're like he's still oh there's
another creeper and I see you I can try
to lure Loras we can't fight anything
that's my friend Oh though this is
goodbye brother Center Houston vote what
huh I'm right behind you protecting you
I can't give him the house okay I'm in
the house where's the skeleton I hear
him oh god bless this sword completely
useless oh no oh oh oh god oh god I'm
going in the pond this is never used to
take this long use an arrow in your bust
fucking pain oh no I was gonna make a
mine out of that that's right okay so
we're definitely sleeping with each
other yeah I would say like there's no
reason for us not to you honestly it
would it would seem like a why waste
space you know no way to get it this is
some of that cheesy but I'll put some my
valuables and oh that's torch I'll put
some valuables that's torture it's Auto
jump me oh you want to jump jump right
now jump jump back jump
I like jumping I love to jog love to
jump uh cavern over here that I am
exploring and there's a creeper
come on me sir I'm making a bridge you
could just wait sir sir Sir the brood
ask people don't we really work with
here no you work in retail sir and this
is what happens yeah working retail oh
I'm so bad at sprawling cities I know
I'm used to having to like physically
work for you got to press r1 yeah over
and over it's too like it's too quick on
me I'm like sitting there looking
through shit I see it's got some bones
got flour sorta flips through my hand
what are these - a flower again I'm like
oh this is gonna be your death oh when I
figure this out okay I just walked away
and then the counter camera habit did
you vote Oh
come on which what where was it
you know honestly it's kinda hard to say
I all at this time did you go down one
of these I went down the right one and
then I broke off to the right I was so
close
oh wait okay well there's a little
little further away than I thought but
still that's death above me cool right
here
hey I'm gonna collapse this sand and
yeah we're gonna die Oh Tim oh oh oh
use the dirt slime your way out I'm
trying to make it oh okay see I'm
literally like not all right this way
give it you have your boy I can't see
all right well yeah this Auto joke this
is a little out of control okay
it's from the darkness and arrows like
Oh where'd you get the materials to make
your ask you you live in the gut Tim
gotta come down to make some picks
making shit - for each of us here I just
made - making four for myself I'm never
doing anything for you I'm sorry you're
just taking so long I'm already ready to
migrate somewhere else sorry there are
so many squid and then I know they're
just happy times every time I look over
there there's more it was like look what
we can do hey Cruz I am I don't know
what to say
that one's dying oh he's beached I'm
looking him in the eyes as he's dying
what have I become
I just want this yeah oh and nighttime
is upon us yet again again yeah alright
yeah that's a good place good place -
yeah look at the sunset yeah let me join
you let's get sniped food hopping on
shit I don't even mean to you I'm over
here yeah he's my fist yes like
switching sides alright well that was
fun episode zero we'll see how well this
if so cool yeah nice to perform for you
people doesn't save anything
Yeah right do not didn't actually record
anything
