>>> SO THANK YOU FOR TRYING THE
FOOD.
TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
>> YUM.
>> REALLY GOOD.
>> FANTASTIC.
>> IS GOING TO BE EVEN BETTER
WITH THIS NEW MENU.
>> YEAH, I'M 50% ITALIAN, SO I
KNOW WHAT PASTA SHOULD TASTE
LIKE.
AND TERRAZANO'S DOES IT RIGHT.
>> WELL, I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS
FEEL THAT WAY BECAUSE WHAT IF I
TOLD YOU THAT THE DELICIOUS
PASTA DISHES YOU'RE ARE DIGGING
INTO RIGHT NOW AREN'T ACTUALLY
FROM AN AUTHENTIC ITALIAN
RESTAURANT?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> BABE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY THE
NEW PASTA SELECTION FROM PIZZA
HUT.
>> NO.
>> FAMILIA ITALIANO.
>> NO.
>> PASTA MENU.
>> THIS IS PIZZA HUT?
REALLY?
>> YOU GUYS GOT US.
THAT WAS GOOD.
>> NO, STOP.
>> BUDDY, YOU BETTER PUMP YOUR
BRAKES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE EATING
TERRAZANO'S PASTA WITH MY
BEAUTIFUL FIANC E.
AND NOW A BUNCH OF CLOWNS COME
OUT WITH PIZZA HUT, AND YOU ARE
SAYING THAT'S WHAT WE ACTUALLY
ATE?
I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED.
>> REALLY, BECAUSE YOU GOT IT
EXACTLY RIGHT SIR.
THE PASTA YOU ATE IS REALLY FROM
PIZZA HUT.
>> I GOT TO SAY YOU ARE BLOWING
MY MIND RIGHT NOW.
>> I'M GOING TO BE ORDERING THIS
PRIMAVERA ALL THE TIME.
>> RIGHT, FROM TERRAZANO'S, MY
FAVORITE RESTAURANT.
>> BUT REMEMBER, IT'S ACTUALLY
PIZZA HUT, AND YOU STILL LIKED
THEM.
SO, YOU KNOW, ISN'T THAT FUN?
>> YOU SON OF A BITCH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> EASY.
>> WAIT, WAIT.
SO YOU TRICKED US?
THIS WHOLE NIGHT WAS JUST LIKE
ONE BIG LONG TRICK?
>> WHO ELSE KNEW ABOUT THIS?
HUH?
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS MARK?
WHAT'S YOUR ROLE IN THIS.
>> WHAT, NO, I'M JUST LIKE YOU,
I AIN'T NO ABOUT THIS.
>> YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
I AM NOT A PIZZA HUT GIRL.
I AM A TERRAZANO GIRL.
>> GUYS TERRAZANO'S IS NOT A
REAL RESTAURANT.
IT NEVER EXISTED BEFORE TODAY
OKAY?
THIS IS A WAREHOUSE WITH THREE
TABLES.
>> WELL, WE AREN'T GONNA STAND
FOR BEING MADE FOOLS OF.
NOT IN FRONT OF OUR FIANCEES,
RIGHT MARK.
>> I WISH I HADN'T TOLD YOU MY
NAME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THE POINT IS --
YOU GUYS ENJOYED THE FOOD,
RIGHT?
>> I OUGHT TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> GUYS, YOU BOTH SIGNED A
RELEASE.
YOUR FIANCEE ASKED WHERE THE
CAMERA WAS,
LOOKED DIRECTLY INTO IT AND SAID
YUM YUM GOOD.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT
WAS TERRAZANO'S.
>> YOU GET OFF ON THIS?
YOU PLANTING LITTLE CAMERAS
AROUND AND YOU WATCH WOMEN EAT
GARBAGE?
>> THE CHEF, BABE, HE WILL KNOW.
>> WHAT ABOUT CHEF LUIGI
MARINARA?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IS HE REAL?
>> I AM A REAL CHEF, BUT MY
ACTUAL NAME IS CLAUD, AND I DID
NOT COOK THIS MEA FOR YOU.
>> YOU SHOULD BE DISBARRED.
YOU SHOULD LITERALLY BE
DISBARRED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU LOOKED ME IN THE EYES.
YOU LOOKED MY FIANCEE IN THE
EYES.
WHERE WE COME FROM, THAT MEANS
SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU JUST LOST TWO CUSTOMERS.
>> IS THIS WINE EVEN REAL?
>> YOU ORDERED A DIET COKE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THEN WHY AM I BUZZED?
>> YOU ARE MAKING MY GIRL
SCARED.
LET ME TELL YOU, I SEE RED WHEN
MY GIRL GETS SCARED.
I OUGHT TO BEAT THE DEATH OUT OF
YOU.
>> YOU ARE JUST A LOSER WHO
COULD NEVER AFFORD TO EAT AT
TERRAZANO'S, AND YOU MADE IT
YOUR PATHETIC LIFE'S LITTLE
MISSION TO DESTROY THE PEOPLE
WHO CAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY LOOK -- YOU GUYS SIGNED
A RELEASE.
YOU SEEMED TO ENJOY THE FOOD.
BUT WE WON'T USE ANY OF THE
FOOT AMG IF YOU DON'T WANT.
OKAY?
I PROMISE.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SO UPSETTING
TO YOU.
>> OH, STOP YELLING AT ME.
I CAN'T BE YELLED AT.
MY DAD WAS A REALLY MESSED UP
GUY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HE WAS REALLY MESSED UP, BUT HE
WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO ME, NOT
AT TERRAZANO'S.
>> I KNOW BABES, I KNOW.
IF THIS WEREN'T TERRAZANO'S, I
WOULD BEAT YOU TO DEATH.
>> THERE IS NO TERRAZANO'S.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
