
Thai: 
5 ปีก่อน...
Minecraft ก็ได้ถึงจุดจบ
และ 5 ปีสำหรับ
จุดจบที่ถ้าไม่ถูกตีความผิด
ก็ถูกเมินอย่างไม่ใยดี
วันนี้เราจะมาเปลี่ยนมัน...
*เพลงอินโทรของ Game Theory*
สวัสดีทุกคน!
ยินดีต้อนรับสู่ Game Theory
และ ยินดีต้อนรับสู่ 2016
ในปีที่ผ่าน ๆ มา ผมค่อนข้างจะเริ่มด้วยหัวข้อ
ที่ค่อนข้างมืดมน ๆ หน่อย
ทำเกี่ยวกับทฤษฏีที่อาจจะดูหดหู่ หรือ น่ากลัว
แต่ปีนี้ มันจะเป็นปีที่แตกต่างกว่าปีอื่น ๆ
มัน 2016 แล้ว!
ดังนั้นมาเริ่มปีนี้ด้วยข้อความแห่งความรัก
ข้อความแห่งความหวัง
ข้อความแห่ง Minecraft
ตอนนี้... ถ้ามันมีสิ่งหนึ่งที่ Youtube รัก
มันคือเกม ๆ นี้

English: 
Five years ago
Minecraft got an ending
and for five years
That ending has either been misinterpreted
or completely ignored
Today we change that
*Game Theory Intro Music*
Hello Internet
Welcome to game theory
And welcome to 2016
In years past I have tended to start years off with a blue period
Covering dark depressing or scary theory's
But this year. This year is gonna be different
It's 2016!
So lets start things off with a message of love
A message of hope
A message of Minecraft
Now if there is one thing youtube loves
It's this game

Italian: 
Cinque anni fa
Minecraft ha avuto un finale
E per cinque anni
quel finale è stato male interpretato
o completamente ignorato
Oggi cambieremo tutto questo
 
Ciao Internet
e benvenuti su Game Theory!
E benvenuti nel 2016!
Negli scorsi anni sono stato solito a iniziare l'anno con un periodo triste
coprendo teorie dark, deprimenti o spaventose
Ma quest'anno sarà diverso
è il 2016!
Quindi iniziamo con un messaggio di amore
Un messaggio di speranza
Un messaggio di Minecraft
Ora, se c'è qualcosa che YouTube adora
è questo gioco

Portuguese: 
CINCO ANOS ATRÁS
o Minecraft teve um final
e por cinco anos
esse final foi mal interpretado
ou completamente ignorado
hoje, nós mudamos isso
 
Olá internet
Bem vindos ao game theory
e bem vindos a 2016
nos últimos anos eu tenho começado anos com um "período azul"
cobrindo teorias assustadoras ou "escuras"
mas esse ano. Esse ano eu vou ser diferente
é 2016!
Então vamos começar isso com uma mensagem de amor
uma mensagem de esperança
uma mensagem de Minecraft
Agora, se tem uma coisa que o Youtube ama
é esse jogo

Italian: 
Basta guardare il successo di Captain Sparkles
o di SkyDoesMinecraft
o la recente esplosione di canali come The Diamond Minecraft,
PopularMMOS e SSundee
Tutto punta a una cosa:
che anni dopo il suo rilascio, Minecraft è forte come sempre
E il gioco continua a evolversi
Su GT Live sono stato abbastanza fortunato da giocare con una delle sue nuove features
letteralmente un telefono funzionante costruito all'interno del gioco
ordinando una vera pizza con un telefono fatto di torce e pietra rossa
heh, sì, e già che c'eravamo abbiamo rapito la ragazza della pizzeria
Grazie ancora Dallas
*sussurrando* La terremo in ostaggio, sarà fantastico ragazzi!
Comunque, tutto ciò dimostra che Minecraft è quasi letteralmente un gioco infinito
ecco perchè quando è uscita la versione completa del gioco
era un pò bizzarro che avesse un finale
Era strano
Ma non era solo il fatto che avesse un finale a far irritare il pubblico
Era come è finito il gioco

English: 
Just look at the success of Captain Sparkles
Or SkyDoesMinecraft
Or the recent explosion of channels like The Diamond Minecart
PopularMMOS and SSundee
It all points to one thing
That years after it's release minecraft is just as strong as ever
and the game continues to evolve
Over on GT Live i was fortunate enough to play around with one of it's newest features
A literal working phone built inside of the game
Ordering a real-life pizza through a phone built of torches and red stone
heh yeah and while we where at it we kidnapped the pizza girl.
Yhanks again Dallas
*whispering* We are going to hold her hostage its going to be amazing guys
Anyway what all of this shows is that minecraft is quite literally an endless game
Which is why when the full version of the game did come out
It was a bit odd that it had an ending
If felt strange
But it wasn't just putting an ending on the game that got people upset
It was how the game ended

Thai: 
ลองดูความสำเร็จของ Captain Sparkles สิ
หรือ SkyDoesMinecraft
หรือช่องที่เพิ่งจะดังเช่น The Diamond Minecraft
PopularMMOS และ SSundee
ทั้งหมดต่างมีสิ่งที่เหมือนกัน
หลังจากปีที่ Minecraft ออกวางขายในตอนนั้น
Minecraft ก็ยังคงดังเหมือนเดิมในปัจจุบัน
และเกมก็ยังคงถูกพัฒนาอย่างต่อเนื่อง...
ใน GT Live ผมก็โชคดีมากที่ได้เล่นฟีเจอร์ใหม่
 หนึ่งในฟีเจอร์อันใหม่ล่าสุด
เอาจริง ๆ มันก็คือโทรศัพท์ที่ถูกสร้างขึ้นใน Minecraft
และสามารถใช้งานได้จริง
เช่น สังโทรพิซซ่าผ่านโทรศัพท์ในเกมที่สร้างจาก
คบเพลิง และ Redstone
และในขณะที่เรากำลังไลฟ์อยู่ 
เราก็ได้ลักพาตัวสาวส่งพิซซ่ามาด้วย
 
*กระซิบ* เรากำลังจะจับเธอเป็นตัวประกันไว้
มันจะต้องเจ๋งสุด ๆ แน่เลย!
ยังไงก็ตาม หลังจากที่โชว์อะไรพวกนั้นให้ดู จริง ๆ แล้ว Minecraft ก็เป็นเกมที่ไม่น่าจะมีจุดจบ
นั่นจึงเป็นเหตุผลเมื่อเวอร์ชั่นเต็มของเกมออกมา
มันค่อนข้างแปลกที่เกมมันมีจุดจบ
มันรู้สึกแปลก ๆ
แต่มันไม่ใช่เพียงใส่จุดจบมาเพื่อทำให้ผู้คนผิดหวัง
แต่มันคือวิธีที่เกมจบต่างหาก

Portuguese: 
Só olha o sucesso do Captain Sparkles
Ou SkyDoesMinecraft
OU a recente explosão de canais como The Diamond Minecart
PopularMMOS e SSundee
isso tudo aponta pra uma coisa
Que, anos após seu lançamento, o Minecraft é tão forte quanto antes
e o jogo continua a evoluir
Na GT Live eu tive a sorte de jogar com uma de suas mais recentes features
Literalmente um celular funcional construido dentro do jogo
Pedindo uma pizza da vida real por um celular construido de tochas e redstone
ah, e enquanto a gente tava lá nós meio que sequestramos a entregadora de pizza
Valeu denovo Dallas
*cochichando* a gente vai fazer ela de refém, vai ser demais galera
De qualquer forma, tudo isso é pra mostrar que o Minecraft é literalmente um jogo infinito
Que é o porque quando a versão completa do jogo saiu
foi um pouco estranho que tinha um final
isso era estranho
Mas não foi só colocar um final no jogo de deixaram as pessoas bravas
era como o jogo acabava

Portuguese: 
em quase 10 minutos de texto subindo sobre 2 seres meio deuses falando sobre sonhos dentro de sonhos
Como se estivessem analizando Inception
é bem enigmático, bem poético, e pra maioria dos gamers, bem estranho
Nós só acabamos de sobreviver em um mundo com blocos
pixelados com zumbis
e monstros de musgo que explodem
e nossa recompensa é
O que
Ler? Ugh
A única coisa pior é se nos recompensassem com matemática
para a maioria dos jogadores foi uma pausa de 10 minutos pra recarregar os lanchinhos
Antes de pular para o modo criativo pra construir monumentos com um formato fálico.
Mas outros interpretam isso como um jeito do jogo dizer pra sair de casa
e ter uma vida
Mas pra mim
Bem
Era um episódio esperando para acontecer
Porque o final do Minecraft foi tragicamente ignorado
Escrito como lixo filosófico
Quando é  de fato uma mensagem bonita e estimulante para as legiões de gamers dedicados
Que dedicaram seu tempo  para pisar nos sapatos cubicos
do Steve

Thai: 
ประมาณเกือบ 10 นาทีของบทสนทนาของสิ่งที่มีลักษณะคล้ายพระเจ้า 2 ตน กำลังคุยกันเกี่ยวกับความฝันในความฝัน
เหมือนกับพวกเขากำลังวิเคราะห์เรื่องอินเซ็ปชั่นกัน
มันค่อนข้างที่จะคลุมเครือ เหมือนบทกวี และ 
สำหรับเกมเมอร์ส่วนมากอาจคิดว่ามันแปลก
เราเพิ่งจะเอาตัวรอดจากโลกที่เป็นเหลี่ยม...
โลกเหลี่ยม ๆ ที่เต็มไปด้วยซอมบี้
และ สัตว์ประหลาดที่เหมือนมอสระเบิดได้
และ รางวัลที่เราได้คือ...
อะไรอ่ะ?
ข้อความงั้นหรอ? อ๊ากกก!
ถ้ามันจะแย่กว่านี้คือการที่ได้รางวัลเป็น คณิตศาสตร์นี่ล่ะ
สำหรับผู้เล่นแล้วมันเป็น 10 นาที 
ที่ผู้เล่นอาจจะเดินไปเอาขนม เติมน้ำเพิ่ม หรือ เข้าห้องน้ำ
ก่อนที่จะกลับไปในโหมด Creative และ สร้างตั้งแต่หอคอย อนุสาวรีย์ จนถึง .... นั่นล่ะ
หรือคนอื่นก็อาจจะพยายามแปลข้อความนั้น และบอกว่าเกมกำลังบอกให้เหล่าเกมเมอร์เลิกเล่นเกมและออกจากบ้านบ้าง
และ ใช้ชีวิตได้แล้ว
แต่สำหรับผม
ฮื้มม...
มันก็คือหัวข้อสำหรับตอนที่กำลังจะเกิดขึ้น
เพราะว่าตอนจบของ Minecraft มันถูกเมินมานานแล้ว
เขียนโดยใช้หลักปรัชญาน่าเบื่อ ๆ
แต่ในความจริงแล้วมันคือข้อความที่สวยงาม 
และ ส่งเสริมความคิด ของเหล่าเกมเมอร์
เหล่าคนที่ยอมสละเวลาและก้าวเข้ามาสวมรองเท้าเหลี่ยม ๆ
ของสตีฟแห่ง Minecraft

Italian: 
Con quasi 10 minuti di scorrimento di testo fra 2 esseri divini che parlavano di sogni nei sogni
Come se stessero analizzando Inception
è molto criptico, molto poetico, e per molti giocatori molto strano
Abbiamo appena finito di sopravvivere in un mondo pixelato
Mondi di blocchi con zombie
e creature muschiose che esplodono
e il nostro premio è...
Cosa
Leggere? Ugh
L'unica cosa peggiore sarebbe stata premiarci con esercizi di matematica
Per molti giocatori sono stati 10 minuti di pausa per rifocillarsi
prima di tuffarsi nella modalità creativa per costruire altri monumenti ai genitali maschili
Gli altri lo hanno interpretato come se il gioco stesse dicendo ai giocatori di uscire di casa
e farsi una vita
E secondo me,
ecco,
era un episodio che aspettava di esistere
Perché il finale di Minecraft è stato tragicamente ignorato
Gettato via come spazzatura filosofica
quando è in realtà un messaggio bellissimo, edificante e interessante per le legioni di giocatori dedicati
che hanno preso del tempo per camminare nelle scarpette cubiche
di Steve

English: 
In a nearly 10 minute long text scroll of 2 god like beings talking about dreams within dreams
Like they are analyzing inception
It's very cryptic, very poetic, and to most gamers very weird
We just got done surviving in a pixelated world
Block world with zombies
and exploding moss monsters
and our reward is
What
Reading? ugh
The only thing worse would have been to reward us with math
To most players it was it was a 10 minute break to reload on snacks
Before hopping into creative mode to build more towering monuments to the male genitalia
To others they interpenetrated it as the game telling gamers to get out of the house
and get a life
and to me
Well
It was an episode waiting to happen
Because the ending of minecraft has been tragically ignored.
Written off as philisophical garbage
When it is in fact a beautiful uplifting and thought provoking message to the legions of dedicated gamers
Who've taken the time to step into the blockie shoes
of Minecraft Steve

English: 
and it's long past time that we give these  credits the Credit they deserve
First if you haven't read the ending to minecraft
or just need a refresher on it
I recommend doing that now
Though it's definitely not necessary to understand the episode
Regardless
BOOM!
Link in the Description
and i suppose i could read it here right now
But the thing IS 10 minutes
and my videos already pretty darn long already
Now let me start off by saying i can totally
Understand why everyones initial interpretation to this wall of text was basically
Get outside and get a life
The thing is just begging for a Too long Didn't read Summary
But in absence of that everyone latches on to key words
Things like the final words of the poem
Wake up
As well as phrases like the player was alive
you.
You
You Are Alive
Lines like this coupled with naturalistic imagery
Like shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and crisp night sky of winter
Seems to be the author telling us to wake up from the game
and experience the greater world around us

Italian: 
ed è finalmente l'ora di dare a questi titoli di coda il Titolo che meritano
Primo, se non avete letto il finale di Minecraft
o se avete bisogno di rinfrescare la memoria,
vi consiglio di farlo adesso
sebbene non è necessario per capire l'episodio
Comunque
BOOM!
Link nella descrizione
E suppongo che possa leggerlo qui adesso
Ma questa cosa dura 10 MINUTI
e i miei video sono già abbastanza lunghi
Ora fatemi iniziare dicendo che capisco assolutamente
perché l'interpretazione iniziale di questo muro di testo era essenzialmente
"Esci e fatti una vita"
Il finale sta implorando per un riassunto tl;dr
Ma, in assenza di questo,  tutti si appoggiano alle parole chiave
Come le parole finali della poesia
"Svegliati"
Così come frasi del tipo "Il giocatore era vivo
tu,
TU,
TU sei vivo"
Versi come questi, arricchiti con immagini naturalistiche
Come "Le fruscianti foglie degli alberi estivi"
e "i freddi cieli notturni d'inverno"
Sembra che l'autore ci stia dicendo di svegliarci dal gioco
e sperimentare in magnifico mondo intorno a noi

Thai: 
และมันก็เป็นเวลาที่ผ่านมานานแล้ว ก็คงถึงเวลาที่เราจะให้เครดิตเป็นเครดิตอย่างที่มันควรได้รับ
อย่างแรกถ้าคุณยังไม่เคยอ่านตอนจบของ Minecraft
หรือว่าอาจจะอยากได้รื้อฝืนความจำสักหน่อย
ผมแนะนำว่าให้คุณไปอ่านมันตอนนี้เลย
หรือถ้าคุณไม่อ่านมัน คุณก็ยังสามารถเข้าใจตอนนี้ได้
นอกเหนือจากนั้น...
ตู้มมม!
ลิงก์ในคำอธิบายด้านล่าง
ผมก็คิดนะว่าผมจะอ่านมาตรงนี้ ตอนนี้
แต่มันยาวตั้ง 10 นาที
และ คลิปผมมันก็นานพอแล้วด้วย
ก่อนอื่นผมสามารถบอกได้เลยว่า
ผมเข้าใจได้เลยว่าทำไมการแปลของทุก ๆ คนมันถึงเป็นแค่
ออกไปข้างนอก แล้ว ใช้ชีวิตซะ
มันก็เพราะข้อความมันยาวเกินและก็ไม่ได้อ่านบทสรุป
แตคสิ่งที่ทุกคนขาดไปคือการสังเกตคียเวิร์ด
เช่นพวกคำสุดท้ายในบทกวี
ตื่นซะ
หรือเช่นประโยคที่ว่า ผู้เล่นก็มีชีวิต
คุณ
คุณ
คุณมีชีวิต
ประโยคพวกนี้มักจะไปเข้าคู่กับจินตนาการที่เกี่ยวกับธรรมชาติ
เช่น ใบไม้ที่กำลังเปลี่ยนสีในตอนฤดูร้อน
หรือ ท้องฟ้าที่แจ่มใส่ในคืนหน้าหนาว
มันดูเหมือนว่าคนเขียนกำลังบอกให้เราตื่นจากเกมซะ
และออกไปอยู่กับโลกที่น่าตื่นเต้นกว่ารอบ ๆ ตัว

Portuguese: 
e se passou um longo tempo até que nós demos a esses creditos o credito que eles merecem
Primeiro se você não leu o final do Minecraft
ou só precisa refrescar a memória
eu recomendo ler agora
Mas definitivamente não é necessário ler para entender o episódio
De qualquer modo...
BOOM
Link na Descrição
eu suponho que eu poderia ler aqui e agora
mas É 10 minutos
e meus vídeos já são longos pra caramba
Agora me deixe começar falando que eu consigo entender
totalmente o porque a interpretação inicial de todo mundo sobre essa parede de texto era basicamente
Saia e tenha uma vida
A coisa está implorando pra ser um Sumario tão Longo que Eu Não Leio
Mas, na ausência de que todos de encaixem em palavras chave
Coisas como as palavras finais do poema:
Acorde.
Assim com frases como:
O jogador estava vivo.
Você.
Você.
Você está vivo
Linhas assim juntas com imagens naturalistas
como: Arrastando as folhas das arvores de verão
e: céu noturno crocante do inverno
parece o autor falando pra nós acordarmos do jogo
e experimentar o mundo melhor lá fora

English: 
But then stop for a minute and consider this
Don't you think it would be a bit odd for the game to be telling the player to stop playing the game
Especially for a game that as we talked about earlier can be played endlessly
Seems like it would be  bad business strategy right?
So let's take a look at the rest of the poem to get some context
The voices we hear throughout the ending
Speak a lot about two different dreams
The short dream of the game minecraft
and the long dream of life
It's actually explicitly stated right here
But what's it all mean
Well many gamers have theorized that calling the game a dream
is saying it's not worth their time
Hence the get a life interpretation
But notice here that the author calls life a dream too
It's the long dream of life
and this isn't just for literary effect
It's meant to be taken literally
Look at this line
Quote "They see so little of reality in their long dream" End Quote
this is the author explicitly telling us that there a layer of reality beyond what you or i think of
as out everyday lives
it would be like if Neo

Italian: 
Ma fermatevi un minuto a considerare questo:
non credete che sarebbe un pò strano per il gioco di dire ai giocatori di smettere di giocare?
Specialmente per un gioco che, come abbiamo già detto, può essere giocato all'infinito
Sembra una pessima strategia di mercato, giusto?
Quindi diamo un'occhiata al resto della poesia per chiarire il contesto
Le voci che sentiamo nel finale
parlano di due sogni differenti:
il corto sogno di Minecraft
e il lungo sogno della vita
è detto esplicitamente proprio qui
Ma cosa significa?
Ebbene, molti giocatori hanno teorizzato che chiamando il gioco "sogno"
significa che non vale il loro tempo
da qui l'interpretazione "fatti una vita"
Ma nota che l'autore dice che anche la vita è un sogno
"è il lungo sogno della vita"
e non è solo licenza poetica
Va preso alla lettera
Guardate questo verso:
"Vedono così poco della realtà nel loro lungo sogno"
Questo è l'autore che ci dice esplicitamente che c'è uno strato di realtà oltre a quello che voi o io pensiamo
come la vita di tutti i giorni
Sarebbe come se Neo

Portuguese: 
Mas, pare por um minuto e considere isso
Você não acha que seria um pouco estranho do jogo falando para o jogador parar de jogar?
Especialmente de um jogo que como falamos antes, pode ser jogado infinitamente
Parece que isso seria uma péssima estratégia comercial, não acha?
Então vamos dar uma olhada no resto do poema para ter um contexto
As vozes que ouvimos no final
Falam bastante sobre dois sonhos diferentes
O sonho curto do jogo Minecraft
e o longo sonho da vida
e está esplicitamente declarado bem aqui
Mas o que tudo isso significa?
Bem, vários jogadores teorizaram que chamar o jogo de "um sonho"
é dizer que não vale seu tempo
Daí vem a interpretação "tenha uma vida"
Mas note que aqui o autor chama a vida de sonho também
é o longo sonho da vida
e isso não é só para um efeito literario
é feito para ser levado no sentido literal
Olha esse paragrafo
Abre aspas "Eles veem tão pouco da realidade no seu longo sonho" Fecha aspas
Esse é o autor explicitamente falando que tem uma camada de realidade depois do que você ou eu pensamos sobre
como fora de nossas vidas
seria como se o Neo

Thai: 
แต่ตอนนี้หยุดและลองคิดดู
คุณไม่คิดว่ามันแปลกหรอสำหรับเกมที่
กำลังบอกให้ผู้เล่นเลิกเล่นเกม
โดยเฉพาะกับเกมที่เราเพิ่งจะบอกไปว่า
สามารถเล่นไปได้เรื่อย ๆ ไร้จุดจบ
ดูเหมือนว่ามันจะเป็นแผนการตลาดที่แย่ใช่มั้ยล่ะ?
ดังนั้นมาลองดูบทกวีทีเหลือ ดูข้อความอื่น ๆ ดู
เสียงที่เราได้ยินในตอนจบนั้น
พูดเยอะมากเกี่ยวกับความฝัน 2 อันที่แตกต่างกัน
ความฝันอันสั้นของเกม Minecraft
และ ความฝันแสนยาวนานของ ชีวิต
จริง ๆ แล้วมันก็ถูกกล่าวไว้อย่างชัดเจนตรงนี้
แต่มันหมายความว่าอะไรกันแน่
สำหรับเกมเมอร์ที่ได้สร้างทฤษฏีที่เรียกเกมว่าความฝัน
กำลังพูดว่า มันไม่คุ้มค่ากับเวลาพวกเขาซะเลย
ด้วยเหตุนี้ จึงเป็นที่มาของคำว่า ไปใช้ชีวิตซะ
แต่สังเกตด้วยว่าผู้เขียนก็เรียกชีวิตว่าความฝันเช่นกัน
มันเป็นความฝันอันแสนยาวนานของชีวิต
และนั่นไม่ใช่เขียนเพื่อให้เข้ากับรูปแบบทางวรรณคดีหรืออะไร
มันเคยถูกใช้ทำเพื่อแบบนั้น
ลองดูที่ประโยคนี้
"พวกเขารู้เรื่องน้อยมากเกี่ยวกับ
ความเป็นจริงในความฝันอันแสนยาวนานของพวกเขา"
ตรงนี้ผู้เขียนบอกอย่างชัดเจนเลยว่า มันมีชั้นของความเป็นจริงอยู่เหนือกว่าสิ่งที่คุณ หรือ ผม รู้จัก
ถ้านอกเหนือจากที่ชีวิตประจำวัน
ก็อาจจะเป็นแบบ Neo

English: 
and Morphious and everyone in Zion where still in the matrix
wait a min i had a theory about that exact thing
huh
Shameless cross promotion for the win
anyway
The world where we go to school
go to work
Sit in front of our computer to watch an episode of game theory
Over and over and over again
or just go outside to play with
uh
stick and a hoop
I don't know
Whatever you'd play outside with
That's all part of just another dream
Why does all of this confusing metaphysical mumbo jumbo matter?
Well if life as we know it
And Minecraft are both dreams
It means that us playing the game is just as valid a use of our time
as doing something in the Quote un Quote real world.
both are equally important
Because both are dreams
Just on happens to be slightly longer than the other.
in short it's the exact opposite of how everyone was interpreting this thing
It's not saying that playing games is a waste of time
and that we need to get a life
it's saying that the choice to play games and engage in these virtual worlds

Thai: 
หรือ Morphious และทุก ๆ 
คนใน Zion ซึ่งอยู่ในหนังเรื่อง The Matrix
แต่... ผมมีทฤษฏีอันหนึ่งตรงเรื่องนั้นพอดี
 
โปรโมทกันหน้าด้าน ๆ เลย
แต่ยังไงก็ตาม
โลกที่เราไปโรงเรียน
ไปทำงาน
หรือ นั่งอยู่หน้าคอมพิวเตอร์และนั่งดูคลิปของ Game Theory
ซ้ำแล้วซ้ำเล่า
หรือ อาจจะออกไปเล่นข้างนอกกับ...
เอ่อออ...
กิ่งไม้ กับ ฮูป?
ผมก็ไม่รู้เหมือนกัน
อะไรก็ได้ที่คุณเอาออกไปเล่นข้างนอกด้วย
นั่นเป็นส่วนของความฝันอื่นหมดเลย
แต่ทำไมมันถึงน่าสับสนล่ะ
ทำไมอะไรพวกนี้มันถึงมีผลอะไรด้วย?
ถ้ามันเป็นชีวิตแบบที่เรารู้จัก
และ Minecraft ต่างก็เป็นความฝัน
มันหมายความว่า การที่เราเล่นเกม
ก็ถือเป็นการใช้เวลาอย่างมีประโยชน์
เหมือนกับทำอะไรบางอย่างใน "โลกจริง"
ต่างมีความสำคัญเท่ากัน
เพราะว่าทั้งคู่ต่างก็เป็นความฝัน
แต่แค่ว่ามีความฝันหนึ่งค่อนข้างนานกว่าอีกอันหนึ่ง
ถ้าเอาสั้น ๆ มันก็ตรงข้ามกับที่ทุกคนแปลความหมายหมดเลย
มันไม่ได้บอกว่าการเล่นเกมนั้นเสียเวลา
หรือ เราต้องใช้ชีวิต
มันกำลังบอกว่าการที่เราเลือกที่จะเล่นเกมในโลกเสมือนนี้

Portuguese: 
e o Morpheus e todo mundo em Zion ainda estivessem na Matrix
Espera um pouco eu fiz uma teoria sobre exatamente isso
ah
Promoção cruzada sem vergonha para a vitória
De qualquer forma
o mundo que nos vamos para a escola
vamos para o trabalho
sentamos na frente do computador para assistir um episódio de game theory
denovo e denovo e denovo
ou vai pra fora brincar com
uh
um graveto e um bambolê?
eu sei lá
qualquer coisa que você brincaria fora
é tudo parte de outro sonho
porque toda essa confusão metafísica mumbo jumbo importa?
Bem, se a vida como nós conhecemos
e o Minecraft são ambos sonhos
Significa que nós jogando o jogo é um tempo gasto tão valido
quanto fazer algo na "vida real"
ambos são igualmente importantes
por que todos são sonhos
só acontece que um é um pouco mais longo que o outro
Resumindo é o exato oposto de como todos estão interpretando isso
não está dizendo que jogar jogos é uma perda de tempo
e que precisamos ter uma vida
está dizendo que a escolha de jogar jogos e se engajar nesses mundos virtuais

Italian: 
e Morpheus e tutti nello Zion fossero ancora in Matrix
Fermi tutti avevo una teoria su questo
huh
Spam senza vergogna per vincere facile
Ad ogni modo
Il mondo in cui andiamo a scuola,
a lavoro,
seduti davanti al computer per guardare un episodio di Game Theory
ancora e ancora
o in cui andiamo fuori a giocare con-
uh
un bastoncino e un hula hop?
Non lo so
Qualsiasi cosa con cui si gioca fuori
è tutto parte di un altro sogno
Perché è importante questo minestrone metafisico?
Beh, se sia la vita come la conosciamo
che Minecraft sono entrambi sogni
significa che giocare è un uso valido del nostro tempo tanto quanto
fare qualcosa nel "mondo reale"
Sono entrambi ugualmente importanti
perché sono entrambi sogni
Solo che uno è un pò più lungo dell'altro
In breve, è l'esatto opposto di come tutti interpretavano questo finale
Non sta dicendo che giocare è uno spreco di tempo
e che dobbiamo farci una vita
Sta dicendo che la scelta di giocare e passare del tempo in questi mondi virtuali

Thai: 
ก็เหมือนการใช้ชีวิตในโลกจริง
ก็เพราะในการจำกัดความนั้น
พวกมันต่างก็เป็นโลกเสมือน
แต่นั่นก็ทิ้งเราไว้กับคำถามอันหนึ่ง
ถ้าจุดจบของ Minecraft กำลังบอกว่าโลกนี้ก็เป็นความฝันอีกอัน
ถ้าอย่างนั้น ความเป็นจริงคืออะไรล่ะ?
สิ่งที่เราเห็นในความเป็นจริง ในความฝันของชีวิตคืออะไร
อะไรคือ การบอกให้เราตื่นเช่นกัน
ครั้งแรกที่คุณอ่านบทกวี 
มันก็ไม่ได้ชัดเจนพอที่จะสามารถตอบคำถามนั้นได้
เพราะดูเหมือนว่าจะมีข้อมูลสำคัญที่ขาดหายไป
แต่ผมก็ไม่ได้บอกว่าร่าง 2 ร่างนี้
ทำตัวแปลก ๆ หรือว่า คลุมเครือ
แต่ผมกำลังจะบอกว่ามันมีแค่ข้อความที่หายไปจริง ๆ
และมันเป็นส่วนที่สำคัญมาก ๆ ที่หายไป
มันเป็นคำที่ตั้งใจละเว้นเอาไว้ในประโยคนั้น
"บางครั้งข้าก็อยากจะบอกกับพวกเขาว่า โลกที่คุณนับว่าเป็นความจริงก็แค่ *เสียงขาด*
และ *เสียงขาด* ข้าหวังจะบอก
พวกเขาว่าพวกเขาคือ *เสียงขาด*
ใน *เสียงขาด* พวกเขารู้จักความเป็นจริง
ในความฝันอันแสนยาวนานของพวกเขาน้อยมาก
อ่าาา อะไรนะ?

Italian: 
è lo stesso che passarlo nel mondo reale
perché per definizione
sono entrambi mondi virtuali
Ma questo ci lascia con un grande punto di domanda
Se il finale di Minecraft dice che il mondo è solo un sogno,
allora cos'è la realtà?
Cosa sono questi barlumi di realtà che vediamo nel lungo sogno della vita?
Da cosa ci stiamo svegliando?
Ebbene, quando leggi la poesia non è nemmeno chiaro se possiamo rispondere
perché sembrano esserci delle informazioni critiche mancanti
E non intendo queste due figure che parlano in modo strano e criptico
Intendo che ci sono letteralmente delle informazioni mancanti
è forse la cosa più bizzarra di questo finale già di per sé folle:
le parole omesse intenzionalmente dal dialogo
"A volte vorrei dirglielo, questo mondo che credi sia vero è meramente *omesso*
e *omesso*, vorrei dirglielo che loro sono *omesso*
nel *omesso*. Vedono così poco della realtà nel loro lungo sogno."
ahhh... Cosa?

Portuguese: 
é o mesmo que se engajar no mundo real
por que pela definição deles
são ambos mundos virtuais
mas isso nos deixa com uma grande pergunta
se o final do Minecraft diz que esse mundo é só outro sonho
então o que é a realidade?
quais são esses vislumbres de realidade que vemos nesse longo sonho da vida?
para o que estamos acordando?
Bem, quando se lê o poema pela primeira vez, não fica muito claro se conseguimos responder essa pergunta
por que parece que esta faltando uma informação critica
e eu não digo que essas duas figuras estão sendo estranhas e enigmáticas
eu digo que está literalmente faltando informação
É talvez a parte mais bizarra deste final já complicado e maluco
As palavras intencionalmente omitidas no diálogo
Abre aspas "As vezes eu desenho contar a eles, esse mundo que você diz como verdade é meramente *inaudível*
e *inaudível*, eu desejo contar a eles que els são *inaudível*
no *inaudível*. Eles veem tão pouco da realidade, em seu longo sonho" fecha aspas
ahhhh, QUE?

English: 
is the same as engaging with the real world
Because by their definition
They are both virtual worlds
but then that leaves us with one huge question
if the ending the ending of minecraft is saying that this world is just another dream
then what is reality?
What are these glimpses of reality we see in the long dream of life
What are we waking up too
Well when you first read the poem it's not even clear whether we can answer that question
Because there seems to be some critical information missing.
and i don't mean these two figures are being weird and cryptic
I mean there is literally information missing
It's perhapse the most bizzare part of this already crazy convoluted ending
The intentionally omitted words within the dialogue
Quote "Sometimes i wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely *garbled sound*
and *Garbled sound*, i wish to tell them that they are *Garbled sound*
In the *Garbled sound*, They see so little of reality, in their long dream" End Quote
ahhh What?

English: 
They also talk about the universes original interface
Which still works after a million years
Quote"It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the *garbled sound*
and created a *Garbled sound* for *Garbled sound* in the *Garbled sound*"
It's like the lamest game of Mad Libs ever
Quote" To Sculpt a true world in a fold of the"
Penis
"And created a"
Penis for Penis in the penis
Great...
We're told that the reason these pieces are scrambled
is that they are beyond our comprehension
We haven't achieved the highest level in the long game of life yet
UGH!
I knew i should have leveled up my metaphysics skill tree
But save those experience points to level up basket weaving or something
cause let me tell you the words that fill in those blanks don't actually matter
well they do but for purposes of the theory they don't
You see the scrambled pieces are meant to be the answers to all those questions about life
people have been asking themselves since the dawn of forever
what are we
who made us
what's our reason  for living
and there are tons of different relegions

Thai: 
พวกเขาก็พูดถึงจุดกำเนิดของจักวาลด้วยเหมือนกัน
ซึ่งยังคงทำงานอยู่หลังจากผ่านมาหลายล้านปี
จากประโยคที่ว่า "มันได้ผล! พร้อมกับสิ่งอื่นกว่าล้านอย่าง หล่อหลอมโลกที่เป็นจริงขึ้นจากสิ่งที่ถูกซ่อนอยู่แห่ง *เสียงตัด*
และมันก็ได้สร้าง *เสียงตัด* สำหรับ *เสียงตัด* ใน *เสียงตัด
มันเหมือนเกมที่แย่ที่สุดของ Mad Libs เลย
"หล่อหลอมโลกที่เป็นจริงขึ้นจากสิ่งที่ถูกซ่อนอยู่แห่ง"
หำ
"และก็ได้สร้าง"
หำสำหรับหำในหำ
เยี่ยม...
เราได้รู้มาว่าเหตุผลที่ชิ้นส่วนพวกนี้มันถูกเว้นไป
เพราะว่ามันเหนือเกินความเข้าใจของเรา
เรายังไม่ถึงจุดสูงสุดของเกมอันแสนยาวนานที่เรียกว่าชีวิต
อ๊ากกก!
ว่าละ ผมคิดไว้แล้วว่าควรจะอัพสกิล อภิปรัชญาเอาไว้บ้าง
(อภิปรัชญา = ปรัชญาที่ว่าด้วยเรื่องความจริงในธรรมชาติ)
แต่ดันเอาเลเวลไปอัพสกิลสานตะกร้าหรืออะไรสักอย่าง
เอาเป็นว่า ผมจะบอกให้ละกันว่าคำที่เอาเติมตรงช่องว่างนั้น 
จริง ๆ แล้วก็ไม่ได้ส่งผลอะไร
จริง ๆ แล้วก็ส่งผลอยู่หน่อย แต่เพื่อจุดประสงค์ของทฤษฏีเอาเป็นว่ามันไม่ส่งผลอะไรละกัน
คุณก็เห็นใช่มั้ยล่ะว่าข้อความที่เว้นไว้มันคือ
คำตอบของคำถามที่ถามเกี่ยวกับชีวิตทั้งนั้น
ผู้คนได้ถามตัวเองมาตั้งแต่นู้นเริ่มมีมนุษย์มาเลย
เราคืออะไร
ใครสร้างเรา
เรามีชีวิตไปเพื่ออะไร
รวมถึง ศาสนาที่มีอยู่เป็นโหล

Italian: 
Parlano anche dell'interfaccia originale dell'universo,
che funziona ancora dopo milioni di anni
"Ha lavorato, con un milione di altri, per scolpire un vero mondo nella piega del *omesso*
e creato un *omesso* per *omesso* nel *omesso*"
è come il gioco di Mad Libs più noioso di sempre
"Per scolpire un vero mondo nella piega del"
PENE
"e creato un"
PENE "per" PENE "nel" PENE
Graaaande...
Ci viene detto che il motivo per cui i pezzi sono omessi
è che sono oltre la nostra comprensione
Non abbiamo ancora raggiunto il livello più alto nel lungo sogno della vita
UGH!
Sapevo che avrei dovuto aumentare le mie abilità metafisiche
Ma risparmiate quei punti esperienza per aumentare le vostre abilità nell'intrecciare cestini o qualcosa,
perché, lasciatemelo dire, le parole che riempiono quegli spazi non importano,
o meglio, importano, ma non per lo scopo di questa teoria
Vedete, i pezzi omessi servono a rispondere a tutte quelle domande sulla vita
che la gente si chiede dall'alba dei tempi
"Cosa siamo?"
"Chi ci ha creati?"
"Qual è l senso della vita?"
E ci sono tantissime religioni diverse

Portuguese: 
Eles também falam da interface original do universo
que ainda funciona depois de um milhão de anos
Abre aspas "Funcionou, com milhões de outros, para esculpir um mundo de verdade na dobra do *inaudível*
e criar um *inaudível* para *inaudível* no *inaudível*"
É como o mais modesto jogo de Mad Libs
Abre aspas "Para esculpir um mundo na dobra do"
Pau
"E criou um"
Pau pro Pau no Pau
Ótimo
Nos disseram que a razão que essas peças estejam embaralhadas
é por que estão além de nossa compreensão
nós não alcançamos o maior nivel no longo jogo da vida ainda
UGH!
Eu sabia que eu devia aumentado meu nível de metafísica na árvore de habilidades
Mas salve esse pontos de experiência para aumentar seu nível de fazer cestas ou alguma coisa
por que essas palavras em branco não realmente importam
bem, importam mas pelos propósitos da teoria não importam
Veja as peças embaralhadas deveriam ser as respostas de todas as questões sobre a vida
pessoas vem se perguntando isso desde sempre
o que somos nos?
quem nos fez?
qual a nossa razão para viver?
e existem toneladas de diferentes religiões

Italian: 
e credenze che hanno provato a spiegarlo
Come esseri umani abbiamo così tante storie sulle nostre origini
e la poesia di Minecraft omette quei pezzi
perché alla fine non importa in cosa credi
In un modo stupendo, è proprio come il gioco
Minecraft non ti limita a uno stile di gioco
ecco perché qualcuno crea modelli in scala del Partenone
e altri montagne giganti di seni
Quando si arriva alla fine del gioco
è la stessa cosa
Qualsiasi cosa credete funzioni
Che sia Dio, Allah, il mostro di spaghetti volante,
o il sacro potere del BROFIST
devi riempire da solo quegli spazi
Quiiiiiindi...
Tutto qui?
Uno "scegli la tua avventura di un'esperienza religiosa" alla fine del gioco?
Queste due figure divine conversano casualmente sull'universo?
Per niente
Cercano di dirci cosa sono, ma come ogni altra cosa nel finale
è molto complicato
Perché sembrano essere praticamente tutto

Thai: 
ความเชื่อคำสอนที่พยายามอธิบายศาสนาต่าง ๆ
มนุษย์เองมีเรื่องราวจุดกำเนิดหลายเรื่อง
และบทกวีของ Minecraft ก็ได้เว้นคำพวกนั้นทิ้งเอาไว้
เพราะว่ามันก็ไม่ได้สนใจอยู่แล้วว่า คุณนับถือในอะไร
ในทางที่เจ๋ง ๆ ก็คือ มันก็เหมือนเกม
Minecraft ไม่ได้กำเนิดแนวทางการเล่น
นั่นจึงเป็นที่มาของการที่ผู้คนสร้างวิหารพาร์เธนอนขนาดจริง
แต่คนอื่นกลับสร้าง แค่ภูเขารูปหน้าอกขนาดมหึมา
เมื่อมาถึงตอนจบของเกม
มันก็เหมือนกันนั่นล่ะ
คุณเชื่อในอะไรก็ได้
ไม่ว่าจะ พระเจ้า อัลเลาะห์ หรือว่า 
สัตว์ประหลาดสปาเก็ตตี้บินได้
หรือว่าพลังแห่ง BROFIST
มันคือหน้าที่ของคุณต่างหากที่จะต้องเป็นคนเติมช่องว่างนั้น
แต่....
แค่นั้นอ่ะนะ?
เลือกการผจญภัย หรือ ประสบการณ์ศาสนา ในตอนจบของเกม
พวกร่าง 2 ร่างนี่แค่คุยกันเรื่องจักวาลงั้นหรอ
ไม่ใช่เลย
พวกเขาพยายามบอกเราว่าพวกเขาคืออะไร 
แต่ก็เหมือนอย่างอื่นในตอนจบนั่นล่ะ
มันสับสนวุ่นวายมาก
เพราะว่า เอาง่าย ๆ เหมือนว่าพวกเขาจะเป็นทุกอย่างเลย

English: 
and belief systems that have tried to explain it
as humans we have so many origin stories
and the minecraft poem leaves those pieces scrambled
Because ultimately it doesn't care which one of those you believe in
in an awesome way it's just like the game
Minecraft doesn't limit you to any play style
that's why some people create scale models of  the Parthenon
and others just create giant mountains of boobs
when it comes to the ending of the game
it's the same thing
Whatever you believe in works
whether it's God, Allah, the flying spaghetti monster,
or the saving power of the BROFIST
you're supposed to fill in the blanks for yourself
soooooooo........
is that it
a choose your own adventure religious experience at the end of the game
are these just two god like figures casually conversing about the universe
not at all
they try to tell us what they are but like everything else in the ending
it's really complicated
because they basically seem to be everything

Portuguese: 
e sistemas de crença que tentam explicar
como humanos nós temos tantas histórias de origens
E nosso poema do Minecraft deixa essas peças embaralhadas
por que ultimamente não importa em o que você acredita
de um jeito incrível  é como o jogo
o Minecraft não limita você em nenhum estilo de jogo
por isso pessoas fazem modelos em escala do Parthenon
e outros só criam montanhas gigantes de peitos
Quando se trata no final do jogo
é a mesma coisa
qualquer coisa que você acredita funciona
Seja lá Deus, Allah, o monstro voador de spaghetti
ou o poder salvador do BROFIST
é suposto você mesmo completar os brancos
entããããããããããããããão.............
é isso?
um escolha sua própria aventura e experiencias religiosas no fim do jogo?
são eles só dois seres meio deuses casualmente conversando sobre o universo?
nem tanto
eles tentam nos dizer o que eles são, mas como tudo no final
é muito complicado
Por que eles basicamente parecem ser tudo

Italian: 
"Lo spirito della montagna, spiriti ancestrali, spiriti animale, Jinn, fantasmi, l'uomo verde, dei, demoni, angeli, poltergeists, alieni, extraterrestri,
leptoni, quark. Le parole cambiano.
Noi non cambiamo.
Siamo tutto ciò che pensi tu non sia."
Quindi cosa sono?
Scrivendo quest'episodio ho cercato cosa avevano in comune gli elementi sulla lista
All'inizio sembrava fossero esseri magici
fantasmi, angeli e spiriti
o forse cose che la gente immagina
ma non sono reali?
Ma poi menzionano quark e lettoni
Cose scientifiche, non mitologiche
e quando li tieni in considerazione la spiegazione non regge
No, ciò che hanno in comune è che sono ciò che la gente crede guidi le forze nell'universo
Dei, demoni, particelle subatomiche
Forze che cambiano le cose
Che la spiegazione sia scientifica o religiosa
sono le forze che muovono tutto,
ciò che crediamo modellino l'universo
in ciò che è

English: 
quote "The Spirit of the mountain, ancestral spirits, animal spirits, Jinn, Ghosts, the green man, gods, demons, angels, poltergeists, aliens, extraterrestrials,
Leptons, quarks. The words change
We do not change.
We are everything you think isn't you
End Quote. So what are they
in writing this episode i looked for what the things on the list had in common
at first it seemed like they where all just magical beings
ghosts angels and spirits
or maybe stuff people imagine
but aren't really real?
but then they mention Quarks and Leptons
Real scientific things that aren't mythology
and when you factor those guys in the explanation doesn't hold
no what they do have in common is they are all things people believe are driving forces in the universe
gods, demons, subatomic particles
Forces that change things
whether the explanation is through science or religion
they're the forces that pull the strings
the things we believe craft the universe
into what it is

Thai: 
จากประโยคที่ว่า "จิตวิญญานแห่งหุบเขา จิตวิญญานแห่งบรรพบุรุษ ภูติ ผี มนุษย์ตัวเขียว พระเจ้า ปีศาจ นางฟ้า 
โปลเตอไกสต เอเลี่ยน สิ่งเหนือธรรมชาติ
เลปตอน ควาร์ก คำเปลี่ยน
แต่เราไม่เปลี่ยน
เราคือทุกอย่างที่คุณคิดว่าไม่ใช่คุณ
จบ สรุปแล้วพวกเขาคืออะไร?
ในขณะที่เขียนตอนนี้ ผมได้พยายามหาสิ่งที่มันมีเหมือน ๆ กัน
อย่างแรกก็ดูเหมือนจะเป็นสิ่งมีชีวิตเหนือธรรมชาติ
ผี นางฟ้า และ จิตวิญญาน
หรือ อาจจะเป็นสิ่งที่ผู้คนจินตนาการขึ้นมา
แต่มันไม่ใช่ของจริงใช่มั้ยล่ะ?
แต่หลังจากนั้นพวกเขาก็พูดถึง ควาร์ก และ เลปตอน
เป็นวิทย์ศาสตร์จริง ๆ ไม่ใช่เรื่องเล่า ตำนานอะไร
และในเมื่อใส่ 2 อันนั้นไว้ในลิสต์ มันก็ไม่ได้เข้ากับพวกเลย
แต่สิ่งที่มันมีเหมือน ๆ กันคือ 
มันคือสิ่งที่ผู้คนเชื่อว่ามันขับเคลื่อนจักรวาล
พระเจ้า ปีศาจ อนุภาคย่อยของอะตอม
พลังต่างหากที่เปลี่ยนสิ่งของ
ไม่ว่ามันจะเป็นสิ่งที่มาจาก วิทยาศาสตร์ หรือ ศาสนา
มันต่างเป็นพลังที่คอยชักใยอยู่เบื้องหลัง
สิ่งที่เราเชื่อว่าสร้างจักรวาลขึ้นมา
จนมาเป็นอย่างที่มันเป็น

Portuguese: 
Abre aspas "O Espírito da montanha, Espíritos ancestrais, Espíritos animais, Jinn, Fantasmas, O homem verde, deuses, demônios, anjos, poltergeists, aliens, extraterrestres,
Leptons, quarks. As palavras mudam
Nós não mudamos
nós somos tudo que você pensa que não é você
Fecha aspas. Então o que eles são?
Escrevendo esse epis´dio eu procurei por coisas que a lista tinha em comum
de primeira parecia que todos eram só seres magicos
fantasmas, anjos e espíritos
ou talvez coisas que as pessoas imaginam
mas talvez não sejam reais
mas eles mencionam Quarks e Leptons
Coisas cientificas reais que não são mitos
e quando você fatora esses caras, a explicação não segura
Agora o que todos eles tem em comum é que todos são coisas que as pessoas acreditam que dirigem forças no universo
deuses, demônios, partículas subatomicas
forças que mudam as coisas
tanto faz se a explicação seja pela ciencia ou religião
eles são forças que puxam as cordas
as coisas que acreditamos que construiram o universo
em o que é hoje

Italian: 
Ma poi la poesia fa un passo avanti
dicendo che questi due personaggi sono le cose che pensiamo di non essere
Crediamo che cose come angeli e fantasmi siano distanti da noi,
che ci influenzino dall'esterno
Ma la poesia dice che ci sbagliamo
 
"Andiamo più indietro.
I sette bilioni di bilioni di bilioni di atomi del corpo del giocatore furono creati,
molto tempo prima di questo gioco, nel cuore di una stella.
Quindi il giocatore, pure, è informazione da una stella."
 
Ciò che la poesia sta dicendo è che tutto nell'universo è fatto della stessa materia
Questo è Minecraft, ricordate, siamo fatti tutti degli stessi blocchi base,
lo stesso gruppo di elementi
Le risorse per la creazione non cambiano
L'idrogeno nei nostri corpi non è diverso dall'idrogeno nelle stelle
o l'acqua nel nostro corpo non è diversa dall'acqua su un altro pianeta
E siccome siamo fatti della stessa materia
la poesia dice anche che possiamo fare letteralmente qualsiasi cosa
Questo non è il discorso di Shia LaBeouf,
questo è molto più grande,

Thai: 
แต่แล้ว บทกวีนี้ก็เอามันไปอีกขั้น
บอกว่า ร่าง 2 ร่างนี้คือสิ่งที่เราคิดว่าไม่ใช่เรา
เราเชื่อว่าสิ่งที่เป็นแบบ นางฟ้า หรือ ผี นั้นแยกจากเรา
พวกมันมีอิทธิพลกับเราแต่จากภายนอก
แต่ในบทกวีบอกเราว่า เราผิด
จากประโยคที่ว่า
ย้อนลงไปลึกหน่อย
7 ร้อยร้อยร้อยล้านอะตอม 
ของอะตอมที่ผู้เล่นถูกสร้างขึ้น ได้ถูกสร้างขึ้นมา
นานกว่าเกมนี้เสียอีก ณ หัวใจของดาวฤกษ์
ดังนั้นผู้เล่นก็เช่นกัน ที่เป็นข้อความจากดาวฤกษ์
 
สิ่งที่บทกวีพยายามบอกคือ ทุก ๆ  สิ่งในจักรวาลถูกสร้างขึ้นมาจากสิ่งเดียวกัน
นี่คือ Minecraft จำได้มั้ยว่า
เราก็ถูกสร้างขึ้นมาจากบล็อคธรรมดา ๆ
จากธาตุเหมือน ๆ กัน
วัตถุที่ใช้สร้างไม่ได้เปลี่ยน
ไฮโดรเจนในร่างกายเราก็ไม่ได้แตกต่างจากในดาวฤกษ์
น้ำในร่างกายเราก็ไม่ได้ต่างจากน้ำบนดาวอื่น
นั่นก็เพราะว่าเราถูกสร้างมาจากสิ่งเดียวกัน
ในบทกวีก็บอกว่าเราสามารถทำได้ทุก ๆ อย่าง
มันไม่ใช่คำพูดของ Shia Labeouf นะ
มันยิ่งใหญ่กว่านั้นเยอะ

English: 
but then the poem takes it one step further
it says that that these two speakers are the things we think aren't us
we believe stuff like angels and ghosts are separate from us
that they are influencing us from the outside
but the poem says that we're wrong
Quote
let's go further back
the seven billion billion billion atoms of the player's body were created
long before this game in the heart of a star
so the player, too, is, information from a star
end quote
what the poem is getting at is  that everything in the universe  is made up of the same stuff
this is minecraft remember we are all made up of the same basic blocks
the same set of elements
the resources for crafting don't change
the hydrogen in our bodies is no different from the hydrogen in stars
or the water in our bodies is no different from the water on another planet
and because we're all made up of the same stuff
the poem also says that we can literally do anything
this ain't no Shia LaBeouf  speech
this is way bigger than that

Portuguese: 
mas aí o poema vai um passo a frente
diz que esses dois falantes são as coisas que nós achamos que não somos nós
nós acreditamos que coisas como anjos e fantasmas são separados de n´s
que eles estão no influenciando de fora
mas o poema diz que estamos errados
Abre aspas
"vamos pra muito antes.
Os sete bilhões de bilhões de bilhões de átomos do corpo do jogador foram criado
muito andes desse jogo no coração de uma estrela
então o jogador, também, é, informação de uma estrela"
Fecha aspas
O que o poema está tentando dizer é que tudo no universo é feito da mesma coisa
isso é Minecraft lembram, nós somos feitos dos mesmos blocos basicos
o mesmo set de elementos
os materiais para o crafting não mudam
o hidrogênio em nossos corpos não é diferente do hidrogênio em estrelas
ou a água dos nossos corpos não é diferente da água em outros planetas
e por causa que nós somos feitos da mesma coisa
o poema diz que nós podemos fazer literalmente tudo
esse não é o Shia LaBeouf falando
isso é muito maior que isso

Italian: 
infatti, è a grandezza di Minecraft
In Minecraft puoi creare letteralmente qualsiasi cosa
da un telefono
al tuo stesso pianeta
Tutto ciò che create si estende alla vostra immaginazione
e allo stesso gruppo di strumenti di base per creare qualcosa di nuovo,
qualcosa di reale
Alla fine la poesia dice che tutto ciò di cui avete bisogno è già dentro di voi
Dato che l'universo è fatto della stessa materia
avete già tutto quello che serve
Non avete bisogno di angeli o dei o quark
o di qualcuno che vi aiuti
Siete già connessi a tutto nell'universo
è già parte di ciò che siete
E con questa rivelazione arriviamo alla nostra risposta
Questa è la realtà di cui vediamo poco
Questa è la vera chiamata di risveglio
La poesia non ha niente a che fare con il risvegliarsi da Minecraft
Ha a che fare col rendersi conto di quanto siate importanti e potenti
nel costruire il mondo
Sia nel corto sogno di un gioco
che nel lungo sogno della vita
Alla fine la verità
è che "Tutto ciò di cui avete bisogno è dentro di voi.
Non siete mai soli.

English: 
in fact it's minecraft big
in minecraft you can literally create anything
from a cell phone
to your own  planet
everything you create is just extending your imagination
and the same set of basic tools to create something new
Something real
At the end of the poem it tells you that everything you need is already within you
Since the universe is made up of the same basic stuff
You already have everything you need
You don't need angels or gods or quarks
or anyone else to help you
You're already connected to everything in the universe
and its already a part of who you are
and with that revelation we finally reach our answer
That's the reality we only see a little bit of
That's the real wake up call here
The poem has nothing to do with waking up from minecraft
It has to do with waking up to how important and powerful you are
In crafting the world
Be it in the short dream of the game
or the long dream of life
In the end the real truth
Is this Everything you need is within you
You are never alone

Thai: 
เอาจริง ๆ แล้วคือ Minecraft ต่างหากที่ใหญ่
ใน Minecraft คุณสามารถสร้างอะไรก็ได้
ตั้งแต่โทรศัพท์
ถึงขั้น ดาวเคราะห์ของคุณเอง
สร้างอะไรก็ได้ เพียงแค่ใช้จินตนาการ
โดยใช้เครื่องมือเหมือน ๆ กัน เพื่อสร้างสิ่งใหม่ ๆ
บางอย่างที่เป็นของจริง
ในตอนจบของบทกวีก็ได้บอกไว้ว่า 
ทุก ๆ อย่างที่คุณต้องการมันอยู่ภายในคุณอยู่แล้ว
ในเมื่อจักรวาลสร้างมาจากของพื้นฐาน ๆ ทั้งนั้น
คุณมีทุกอย่างที่คุณต้องการอยู่แล้ว
คุณไม่ต้องการ นางฟ้า พระเจ้า หรือ ควาร์ก หรอก
ไม่ต้องการแม้คนที่จะมาช่วยคุณ
คุณเชื่อมต่อกับทุกสิ่งในจักรวาลอยู่แล้ว
และมันก็เป็นส่วนหนึ่งของสิ่งที่คุณเป็น
และด้วยอย่างนั้นเองมันจึงเปิดเผยคำตอบที่เราต่างตามหา
นั่นคือความเป็นจริงที่เรารู้จักเพียงน้อยนิด
และนั่นคือการเรียกให้ตื่นที่แท้จริงเลยล่ะ
บทกวีไม่ได้เกี่ยวอะไรกับ
การบอกให้ตื่นจากโลก Minecraft เลย
มันเกี่ยวกับการบอกให้คุณตื่นขึ้น
และ รู้ว่าคุณสำคัญ และ มีพลังมากขนาดไหน
ในการสร้างโลกใบนี้
จะอยู่ในความฝันอันแสนสั้นของเกม
หรือ ในความฝันอันแสนยาวนานของชีวิต
ในตอนจบ ความเป็นจริง
คือนี่... ทุก ๆ สิ่งที่คุณต้องการ มันอยู่ในคุณ
คุณไม่เคยโดดเดี่ยว

Portuguese: 
na verdade o Minecraft é grande
no Minecraft você pode literalmente criar tudo
de um celular
para seu próprio planeta
tudo que você cria só extende sua imaginação
e com o mesmo set de ferramentas básicas você cria algo novo
algo real
e o fim do poema te conta que tudo que você precisa já está em você
desde que o universo é feito das mesmas coisas básicas
você já tem tudo que precisa
você não precisa de anjos ou deuses ou quarks
ou qualquer um pra te ajudar
você já está conectado com tudo no universo
e já é uma parte de quem você é
e com essa revelação nós podemos finalmente alcançar nossa resposta
essa é a realidade que só vemos um pouco
esse é o verdadeiro pedido para acordar
o poema não tem nada haver com acordar do minecraft
tem haver com acordar pra quão importante e poderoso você é
no mundo de contruir
seja no curto sonho do jogo
ou o longo sonho da vida
no fim o real fim
é isso: Tudo que você precisa está em você
você nunca está sozinho

Portuguese: 
você é mais forte que você sabe
Notch o criador do Minecraft disse que ele concorda com a mensagem do poema
ele deixou bem claro que ele é ateu
mas o que nós acabamos de mostrar é que nada no poema faz com que você precise ser de uma crença
ou outra
desde que você reconheça
o quão incrível você é
como o poema diz
o Minecraft não vai dizer como viver sua vida
mas vai te lembrar que você tem o poder de criar tudo que você quiser
para sonhar qualquer tipo de sonho para sua vida
e quando você tem o poder de fazer uma realidade no mundo
O Minecraft é sobre empoderar o jogador
e esse final controverso continua verdade para esse tema
lembrando o jogador que se está no jogo
ou não
todo o poder e dele
 
 
 
 
 

English: 
You are stronger than you know
Notch the creator of Minecraft has said that he agrees with the message of this poem
He's made it very clear he's an athiest
But what we've just shown is that nothing in the poem makes it so you have to ascribe to one belief
or another
As long as you recognize quite frankly
Just how awesome you are
Like the poem says
Minecraft won't tell you how to live your life
but it will remind you that you have the power to create whatever you want
to dream whatever kind of dream you want for your life
and then you have the power to make it a reality in the world
minecraft is all about empowering the player
giving them the tools they need to make anything they want
and this controversial ending stays true to that theme
reminding the player that whether it's in the game
or without
all of the power is theirs
and no matter where your coming from last year
it's a pretty awesome thought for the beginning of 2016
But hey
That's Just a Theory
A GAME THEORY

Thai: 
คุณแข็งแกร่งกว่าที่คุณคิด
Notch ผู้สร้าง Minecraft ได้บอกว่า 
เขาก็เห็นด้วยกับบทกวีอันนี้
และเขาก็ได้บอกไว้ด้วยว่า เขาไม่ได้นับถือศาสนาใด ๆ
แต่จากที่เราโชว์ให้คุณดู บทกวีนี้ไม่ได้บอกให้คุณไปนับถืออะไร
หรือเปลี่ยนไปนับถืออะไร
ขอให้คุณรู้ตัวว่า
คุณนั้นสุดยอดขนาดไหน
เหมือนที่บทกวีบอก
Minecraft ไม่ได้สอนให้คุณใช้ชีวิต
แต่มันจะคอยเตือนคุณว่า 
คุณมีพลังมากแค่ไหนในการที่จะสร้างสิ่งที่คุณต้องการ
จะฝันอะไรก็ได้ ฝันตามที่คุณต้องการ เพื่อชีวิตของคุณ
และต่อจากนั้น 
คุณก็มีพลังอยู่แล้วที่จะทำมันในโลกความเป็นจริง
Minecraft มีหน้าที่แค่เสริมพลังให้แก่ผู้เล่น
ให้เครื่องมือกับพวกเขา เพื่อสร้างสิ่งที่พวกเขาต้องการ
และจุดจบที่ทุกคนเถียงกันมากมายนี้ ก็ยังคงอยู่ในธีมเดิม
คอยเตือนผู้เล่นว่า ไม่ว่าจะในเกม
หรือนอกเกม
พละกำลังเป็นของพวกเขา
ไม่ว่าคุณจากมาจากที่ไหน จากปีที่แล้ว
มันเป็นความคิดที่ดีสำหรับจุดเริ่มต้นของปี 2016
แต่ เฮ้!
มันก็เป็นแค่ทฤษฏีแหละนะ
A GAME THEORY

Italian: 
Siete più forti di quanto crediate."
Notch, il creatore di Minecraft, ha detto che concorda con il messaggio di questa poesia
Ha chiarito sicuramente il fatto che è ateo
Ma ciò che abbiamo dimostrato è che niente nella poesia dice che dovete appoggiarvi a un credo
o a un altro
Finché riconosciate sinceramente
quanto siate straordinari
Come dice la poesia
Minecraft non vi dirà come vivere la vostra vita
ma vi ricorderà che avete di potere di creare tutto ciò che volete,
di sognare qualsiasi sogno volete per la vostra vita
e che avete il potere di attuarlo nel mondo reale
Minecraft da potere al giocatore
dandogli gli strumenti che servono per creare tutto ciò che vuole
e questo finale controverso tiene fede a quell'idea
ricordando al giocatore che sia nel gioco
sia fuori
tutto il potere è loro
E non importa come arrivi dallo scorso anno,
è un pensiero stupendo per l'inizio del 2016
Ma hey
è solo una Teoria
Una GAME THEORY

Thai: 
ขอบคุณที่รับชม!
ตอนนี้ผมกำลังนั่งอยู่ใต้โต๊ะที่ออสเตรเลีย
ในเต็นท์ที่ทำจากผ้าห่มและหมอน
มันลำบากมากเลยล่ะ
Stephanie กำลังทำเป็นหูทวนลมใส่ผมอยู่
แต่นั่นล่ะ มันก็แค่ทฤษฏีแหละนะ
แค่ *แค่ก* อ๊ากก นั่นไอเฉย ๆ
อ๊ากก ผมต้องออกไปแล้วล่ะ ร้อนมาาาก
ผมกำลังจะตาย
คิดว่ากำลังจะเป็นลม
คาร์บอนไดออกไซโืเริ่มก่อตัวในนี้ละ
*เพลงแฮปปี้* โอ้พวก! รู้สึกดีจริง ๆ ที่ได้กลับมาบ้าน
และมาอยู่ในตู้เสื้อผ้า
อัดตอนจบนี้เนี่ย
อัดตอนที่ไม่อยู่บ้านมันแย่มาก
และที่สำคัญ สุขสันต์ปี 2016 อีกครั้งนะ ทุกคน!
มันมีตอนใหญ่ ๆ อยู่ และ ก็เซอไพรส์ที่กำลังทำกันอยู่
ผมทนที่จะมาแบ่งให้คุณดูไม่ไหวแล้ว มันกำลังจะออกในไม่กี่อาทิตย์ และ ไม่กี่เดือนข้างหน้า
ดังนั้นเตรียมตัวไว้!
มันต้องเป็นปีที่สุดยอดแน่ ๆ
ผมคิดว่าคุณจะต้องตื่นเต้นแน่ ๆ
เอ่อ เกือบลืมไป ถ้าคุณยังไม่ได้ดูคลิปลักพาตัวสาวส่งพิซซ่า
ที่ผมพูดถึงก่อนหน้านี้
คลิกตรงนี้เพื่อไปดูคลิปที่ช่อง GT Live

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English: 
Thanks For Watching
i am litterally sitting under a desk in australia right now
in a tent made of blankets and pillows
it's very uncomfortable
Stephanie is pretending not to hear me
That's just a Theory
A *Cough* ugh that's just a Cough
Ahhh i gotta get out it is so hot
i am dying
i think im like passing out
from Co2 build up under here
*happy music* oh man it is good to be back home
and in the closet
recording this ending
recording while abroad sucks
and hey happy 2016 one more time guys
there are a lot of big episodes and surprises in the works
That i can't wait share with you over the coming weeks and months
so get hyped
it is going to be an incredible year
I think you're going to be really excited
By the way if you have not seen our Minecraft Pizza Girl Kidnapping video
that i mentioned earlier in this episode
Click here to check it out on the GT live channel

Italian: 
Grazie per la visione
Sono letteralmente seduto sotto una scrivania in Australia adesso
In una tenda fatta di lenzuoli e cuscini
è scomodo
Stephanie fa finta di non sentirmi
è solo una Teoria
Una *tosse* ugh, è solo Tosse
Ahhh devo ammetterlo, fa così caldo
che sto morendo
Credo di stare per svenire
per la CO2 che si sta formando quì
*musica allegra* oh cavoli, è bello essere a casa
nell'armadio
per registrare questo finale
Registrare fuori fa schifo
e hey, buon 2016! Ancora una volta
ci sono un sacco di episodi e sorprese in corso d'opera
che non vedo l'ora di mostrarvi nelle prossime settimane e mesi
aspettatevi di tutto
Sarà un anno incredibile
Credo che sarete contenti
Comunque se non avete visto il video in cui rapiamo la ragazza della pizzeria
che ho menzionato prima
Clicca qui per vederlo sul canale GT Live

Thai: 
ของพวกนี้มันเป็นอะไรที่น่าตื่นเต้นมาก เทคโนโลยีใหม่ ๆ 
ที่คนสร้างขึ้นในโลกเสมือนเหล่านี้
เราตื่นเต้นมาก และ มันก็ยังเป็น
โอกาศที่ดีที่จะได้เล่นเกมเคียงข้างพวกคุณ
สร้างสิ่งของด้วยกัน
ถึงแม้ว่าคุณจะแกล้งผมเยอะก็ตาม
มันมีคนมาแกล้งเยอะมากตอนสตรีมตอนนั้น
ยังไงก็เถอะ ถ้าคุณอยากดูทฤษฏีอะไรเพิ่ม ให้ไปดู 
หนึ่งในทฤษฏีเกมที่ผมชอบมากที่สุดดู
ตอนที่ผมคำนวนหาค่าของเกราะเพชรในโลกจริง
ใบ้ไว้ก่อน
มันแพงมาาาาก
และอีกอย่างนั่นก็เป็นคลิปแรกที่ Ronnies เป็นคนตัดต่อ
นั่นเลยเป็นเหตุผลที่ว่าทำไมมันถึงดูดีกว่าคลิปก่อน ๆ
อ๊ากก
ผมรักคลิปนั้นเลยล่ะ!
ถ้ายังไม่เคยดูล่ะก็ คลิกตรงนั้นเลย
ล่ะก็ ขออภัยนิดหนึ่ง
วันวาเลนไทน์กำลังจะมาถึง ถ้าผมจำไม่ผิดนะ
มันเหมือนว่า ผมจะสัญญาว่าจะทำคลิปเกี่ยวกับ 
เกมจีบสาวเอาไว้เมื่อหลายปีก่อน
เห๊อะ ผมคิดว่าควรเริ่มทำได้แล้วล่ะ
ถ้าทุกอย่างเป็นไปตามแผนล่ะก็ เจอกันอาทิตย์หน้าครับ ทุกคน
หรือพรุ่งนี้ ถ้าคุณจะดู Film Theory
วู๊ววว ตื่นเต้น
2016!

Italian: 
è fantastico vedere le nuove tecnologie che la gente crea nei mondi virtuali oggi
è stato esplosivo ed è stata una grande occasione per giocare con voi
e craftare insieme
anche se mi avete trollato molto
Ci sono stati un sacco di troll in quella live
Comunque, se volete più teorie controllate una delle mie teorie preferite
in cui calcolo quanto vale un'armatura di diamante
Indizio
è tantissimo
Anche una curiosità: era il primo episodio montato da Ronnie
ecco perché è più bello di qualsiasi episodio precedente
ugh
Adoro quell'episodio
Quindi se non lo avete visto cliccate qui
Ora vogliate scusarmi
San Valentino sta arrivando e se non ricordo male
Mi sembra di avervi promesso un episodio sui simulatori di appuntamenti un paio d'anni fa
huh dovrei iniziare a scriverlo
Se va tutto bene, ci vediamo la prossima settimana
O domani se guardate Film Theory
Whoo grande
2016!

English: 
It is amazing some of the new technology that people are coming up with in virtual worlds these days
We had a blast and it was also a great chance to spotlight a lot of you theorists by playing along side you
and crafting together
although you did troll me a lot
There was a lot of trolling happening in that stream
anyway if you want some more theories check out one of my all time favorite game theories ever
where i calculate how money a suit of diamond armor would actually be worth
Hint
its a lot
also fun fact it was Ronnies first first ever episode that he edited
which is why it looks so much better than anything that came before
ugh
I love that one
So if you haven't seen it click here to check it out
Now if you will excuse me
Valentines day is coming up and i remember right
i seem to remember promising you guys a dating sim episode a couple years ago
huh i should get on writing that
if all goes according to plan i will see you guys next week
or tomorrow if you watch Film Theory
whoo hype
2016!

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