- Alright, I know, I know,
bunch of haters out there
in the crowd right now,
'cause Justice League just came out
and you guys are upset about
it, I get it, it's fine.
You don't like the way it looks, I get it.
Now I'm here to answer
you guy's questions.
- That is the most uneducated question
I've ever fuckin' heard, next question.
- Define charisma. What the fuck?
I don't even know what that
means, that is a big-ass word.
How would you feel if
you were the last human,
the last person of your race,
and you're put on another planet,
and you are capable of doing
so much shit motherfucker,
you're Steve Jobs in like
a fucking cockroach planet,
you feel me?
Like, imagine not being able
to invent the fuckin' iPhone.
- He's a fuckin' human iPhone, dog!
He could do anything.
Imagine an iPhone with legs and arms.
- Yes.
- Uh huh.
- His suit?
- What do you mean soft and pillowy.
The movie wasn't in fucking
Universal Studios 4D,
you couldn't feel it.
- Parademons.
- Parademons.
- Flying bad guys.
- Yes, it's a great fuckin'
film, it is monumental.
What's bad about it?
What is fucking bad about it?
What is bad about that movie?
- Mar- Martha?
What about Martha?
- It goes from fuck to you.
- What do you mean he
didn't do a good job?
How are they bad?
Tell me.
How?
You're not saying anything.
- It's ineptly directed? What the fuck?
Where did you learn that,
at fuckin' New York film academy,
what kinda bullshit is that? Huh?
- Zack Snyder was great,
I know you guys don't
fucking agree with me,
I know, I know, I get it,
oh it's too dark.
Imagine these two battle-hardened guys
just trying to live regular fuckin' lives.
It's impossible, these
guys lived shitty lives.
Batman don't sleep for shit.
I'd love to see Batman wipin' his ass too
but we're not gonna
fuckin' get that, right?
- You wanna see, you wanna
see the Justice League
fuckin' sittin' chillin'
at fuckin' Panera Bread
and shit 'cause they're like,
it's fuckin' lunchtime dog,
let's fuckin' go get lunch.
Panera Bread.
That's what you want?
You sit through a fuckin' movie of that?
- I mean,
