What the heck?
That's really cute.
Oh, I don't think I've ever seen this one!
I like the sweater.
Awww~
So cute.
Poi! (っぽい)
You ate my hand!
Arggh, oh no!
[pain]
Now I can't dab,
I can only do one hand now!
[pain]
I gotta give you the second one...
A gun.
Haha, eat gun.
A hand for a hand!
You wanna go?!
You wanna go!?
The frustrated look on
Guilt's face as he is doing that-
Oh no.
It's Ryan's failed-
It needs to die!
It NEEDS to die!
It's just spinning in the ground,
it's the weirdest thing.
I know the best thing.
A backstory.
The backstory behind this
is that someone just decided-
-that because Ryan is the most
skilled being in the universe,-
-they tried to clone Ryan.
Like, mimic their skill.
And that came out.
Hahahaha,
"That came out."
Cuz I slept early?
You fixed your sleep schedule?
Nope.
No! 
IT'S A TRAP!
IT'S A TRAP!
RYAN!
RYAN!
Don't take the stairs,
don't take the stairs.
I made the stairs-
Yeah, Ryan.
Ryan, forgot to tell you that's a trap.
Don't go over there.
Yeah, it's actually a male.
Oh my-
Yo, Fiji!
Fiji, becareful.
We can't have you going
out of business.
We can't have you-
-going out of business.
Okay, yeah, it's like,
right here.
Oh god! Oh-
God damnnit!
Alright, you know what?
You know what?
I'm gonna fix this issue
right now, once and for all!
I'm gonna nep [?] this
part of the blade,
And we're gonna make sure
there are some stairs!
Right here, by my
all-powerful sword.
Move outta the way.
Like, whatever, alright?
Shut up.
Alright.
Prepare for the greatest knight!
Prepare for the greatest
night in the history of knights!
I am KuriGames, the ultimate
darklord slayer!
And I will-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Uhh.. I think it's okay to fall, though.
Welp, this is where to go.
Weeee~
Do we need to follow?
Uhh.. You guys jump?
Bye!
You lied to me...!
You LIED to us...!
It didn't work!
J-Jakkuba?
I know you're in there!
You better!
Oh!
It's a Jedi duel!
The fight of the century,
Ryan VS Shima!
OH MY GOD,
IT'S A JEDI DUEL!
It's a Jedi duel!
Oh no!
Dude, stand out of the way.
You don't want to get involved in this.
We're getting a mixture of
Tekken, Star Wars and something else.
Yeah, yeah.
Woah!
Ryan just got stabbed!
Ryan!
No!
He needs healing!
-Heal! Heal! Heal!
-He needs healing!
Avenge him!
He's back!
All he needed was five bandages,
it's fine.
They stack,
the bandages stack now,Ryan.
It's okay.
It's okay, I play PUBG!
I play PUBG!
One, two...
Three... Four...
Five... Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine!
Alright, we're good!
She's revived.
FInd what?
[whispersss]
fight Ryan...
I don't wanna fight Ryan,
he's so cute!
[whissspersss]
I just want to know who is stronger.
I can't, he's so cute,
look at him!
[whispers] C'mon, take my money back.
[whispers]
I'll bet on Ryan, and win!
[whispers]
That's easy money!
Oh god!
Don't do it, Vince.
It's your undoing.
If you fight Ryan.
Ohhh godd...
Alright, Macury!
This is for you!
[whissspers]
Thank you.
Love you.
Ugghh, you better bet on him!
Oh god!
Okay, that's not fair,
what the heck!
Oh-ho, what the-
Do it, Ryan!
Do it!
Do it!
Arrghh!
[pain]
[pain]
[pain]
Decapitated.
Oh no, not the smurf!
What have you done, Macury?
Did you get your money back?
Did you get your money?
Aw, nice.
Nice.
[whispers]
thank you, Ryan.
[whisperss]
you'll get half of the money,
okay?
[whisspers]
you get half of the
bet money.
[whispers]
Argh... damnit.
He takes all the money now.
Ryan, you're my FAVOURITE
son-in-law.
You need to help me get 
Jakkuba to SLEEP.
'Cuz it's BEDTIME already.
You're my   f a v o u r i t e
son-in-law.
You know?
You know, it's always good to-
-have a mother on their side!
Why are you backing up?
Jak-
Ryan...
RUN, RYAN, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUN!!!!
It's okay!
I want grandchildren anyway!
You've made me
some grandchildren, right?
Let me pat you.
Hey, Ryan.
Ryan, I WANT some
GRANDCHILDREN.
It's okay!
It's bedtime with Jakkuba now!
I want two eggs for breakfast!
Why are you running?!
Jak-
Ryan, no! Ryan!
Ryan.
Jakkuba needs-
-bedtime!
You're both young!
You need your bedtime, okay?
You need to get to school...
You need to do all the stuff...
Uh...
Are you saying it's cool
to drop out of school?
See?
That's why you need to
get Jakkuba-
-and you to bed!
And, you will make me some
GRANDCHILDREN...
And then you go
to school! Okay?
What happened?
Ryan, are you alright?
Ryan?
Ryan!
Jakkuba, something's wrong with Ryan!
Jakkuba!
Do something!
I'm back.
Ryan, you know, you
can let go of the body pillow now.
You could throw it away-
Yes!
You could throw it away, buddy.
Yeah, you could th-
Ryan!
Get rid of the body pillow!
Ryan, run!
Get rid of it!
Get rid of it!
Get rid of it, Ryan!
Ryan.
Ryan, let it go.
Let it go.
Put it on the ground.
Put it ON THE GROUND, Ryan!
PUT ME ON THE GROUND!
Put-
Get rid of it!
Just get rid of it!
There's nowhere to run, Ryan.
Give it up.
Give up the body pillow.
Give it up...!
Give it up.
Give it-
Let it go, drop it!
Drop it down there.
Yes.
It's gotta go.
No! Ryan-
Did it despawn?
Is it gon-
Yes!
It's gone!
No-
Don't be upset,
buddy!
Don't be upset!
No-
Ughhh...!
No, don't be up-
Ryan.
Ryan, take it.
i got this one!
We got two.
Did you just throw his
body pillow off the map?
No, he did-
No, he did it!
He jumped off!
Joey.
There, you got a picture
of me on a bodypillow.
You happy now?
You're getting
mom advice lecture right now-
-about throwing pillows
-that other people have, alright?
That's not your pillow.
I didn't do it!
You be nice to my son!
That's my boy,
you're throwing his pillow-
It's okay.
[🎵Outro Music: ['Linked [NCS Release]' by Anna Yvette and Jim Yosef]🎵]
