So today, I'm going to be showing you how
I raise some funds for the Anarchist Corporation
and Leopold VII's missionary work.
First things first, you need yourself a high-viz
You put this on, nobody suspects you don't
work here my friend eh?
You also need yourself an action pack eh?
You put this on quickly. Anyone comes, we're
from the University of Essex my man, don't
forget cus we can get arrested eh?
We're studying tombraider-ology. Don't forget.
Right, we stick this on, get your action pack.
As you can see we're using the latest technology,
my friend.
Right, I'll show you how I do it.
I'm picking up some precious metal here my friend
Ah! I'm picking up quite a high metal content
here eh?
So what I do, I take a little snap my friend.
Take a picture, later on I do some research,
I find out about the family - whether they're
someone big or yes or no eh? If they someone
big I come back later, I crush the tomb, I
take whatever I can eh?
So it's another hard day at the graveyard my friend
as you can see this one is quite fresh, so
i'll avoid them out of respect for the relatives.
I like them to be hard bone not skin and flesh
eh? So we move on from this one.
As you can see it's a lovely day here my friend
Right now, Leopold, he's doing some great
missionary work in Venice. He's spreading the word
He's truly inspirational man you know? I wish I could just be there with
myself, because I know he's suffering right
now without me, his head of security, head
of intelligence eh?
Yeah, I just thought I'd pop down to Venice.
I've got so much love for London, always around
London.
Not lately.
People say oh, Leopold you're living the jetsetter
life, you're always travelling - you're never
in London.
But that's wrong, because what you need sometimes
is an exterior perspective. You need that.
That's what I'm bringing.
So I'm bringing the ideal forms of community
and society back. So, for instance, here in
Venice - it's actually illegal not to be smiling
in public... unless you're going to a funeral.
They should implement this in London.
Cus they're just a bunch of miserable bastards
back home, let's be honest. That's another
reason why I'm here.
Oh hi, my name's Penelope
I'm head of the Feminist Division at Anarchist
Corporation.
You know, I'm basically number 2 after him.
I've got a very very high ranking, um and
yeah welcome to my office.
So what's that you have on the table there?
Oh these? Tarot cards. I'm very much into
the tarot readings you know you got the Bermuda
triangle and the cork screw, which I like
to call the cock screw.
So uh, what's the king and queen thing on
the wall all about?
Ok so this is Leopold VII, obviously. And
then you know, second to the list, this is
me, the queen, number 2. Uh yeah.
The joker? um that's Kermit... um yeah. I'm
not too sure why he's there, I think it's
because he's a man. But um... Leopold always
tells me that I'm number 2 anyway.
So I don't really ask questions, you know?
So, you know I think the work that Leopold
VII is doing - going abroad, getting people
on board with the cause.
It's really really inspirational, I mean it
was always in his bloodline anyway, d'you
know like, Leopold VII comes from a revolutionary
background. Um, I think Leopold I is related
to or friends with Guy Fawkes and Marco Pollo,
so you know, we've got a real real revolutionary
background, it's just fantastic.
A lot of people don't know, but Guy Fawkes
- he had a great friend. You could say he
was his silent partner, Leopold I.
He was actually my ancestor. He was lucky
enough to flee Great Britain and the tyranny
of the British government and he came here
to Venice to settle down, where he also met
Marco Pollo.
See here, we're just passing the house of
Marco Pollo, he was a close friend of uh
Leopold I, who was my ancestor.
Did you know that at the height of its power,
Venice was one of the most powerful cities
in the Mediterranean, and it was largely thanks
to my ancestor, Leopold I - great friend of
Marco Pollo, great friend of Guy Fawkes as
well, so
I've got the bloodline in me. It gives me
more of a right, a divine right to be the
leader if you ask me.
It's not as if I chose it, but it was kind
of just passed down to me.
You've got Kermit as well doing whatever he
does in the background as well you know, he
recently learnt how to use Powerpoint Presentation
and I think Leopold gave him a certificate
for that as well, so you know he's really
stepping up his game as well.
So uh do you know what Kermit actually does
with this gravedigging?
Gravedigging? No... Um no I don't. I just...
you know,
he's a treasure hunter and he goes out and
provides for the Corporation and that's what
he does. I'm not sure how he does it but he
always brings home the goods, no matter what,
so that's Kermit for you.
So you're asking me - Kermit - why are you
doing this eh?
I'm telling you my friend, I'm not doing this
for myself, this is not selfis reashons I'm
doing this eh?
It's all for the Anarchist Corporation and
Leopold VII eh?
He needs these funds eh? To spread the word
far and wide.
He needs to travel in style my friend, he
can't be sitting in economy with the peasants,
he needs to be travelling first class eh?
So if I need to, come here late at night,
dig up the graves, break their bones, steal
the rings, steal the jewellery, I'm willing
to do that my friend, it's for the greater
good.
How are you my friend? I see you're standing
tall my friend eh? Very proud eh? Yah yah,
I'm busy today, but I'll catch you later...
Sure bro!
It's Rupert, Rupert! He gives me good advice,
he tells me where - his roots his roots go
deep in the ground, he infiltrates the rubies,
the precious metals.
He picks them up eh?
Right, my friend. Are you rolling eh? Don't
forget what you've seen here today eh?
Clear prediction of 9/11 eh? You see the dollar
signs, you see the twin towers.
Ah... you see this sign here my friend? Well
known Free Mason sign eh?
I'm all about immersing myself in other cultures,
because
I'm a man of the world. I blend into society.
I'm not a tourist - I'm a human of the earth.
Bonjourno!
Como estas?
Hola!
Buongiornata! Look, they love it. Look they
love it they love it.
They want you to be a tourist, to bow down, to the government, to the state.
They wanna tell you what to eat, what to drink,
where to visit.
And... I don't like to follow rules & regulations
like that.
That's because I've got the anarchist spirit.
Anarchist Corporation is a global movement.
We're not restricted to one location. We have
a global presence right now.
Eyyy! Hail up! Jah Selassie! I man is Donald
Blunt, chief of
botanics and agriculture, with the Anarchist
Corporation.
We are going to make plants great again!
Don't let the fake news fool you!
The Anarchist Corporation is taking over!
Including right
here in Jamaica mon!
So how did you meet Leopold?
I met Leopold VII a few years ago, and um
I was at a feminist convention at uni.
And I first noticed him at the back of the
class
He had a nice furry jacket with a cigar and
he was drinking margaritas, and um you know
he approached me, and he convinced me to stop
wasting my talents, to give up my studying
and join the cause. And I did that that day,
and I never looked back!
So what was he doing at the convention?
Um... I don't... I'm not too sure because
shortly after, he got um... manhandled by
security um... they said he was being drunk
and disorderly and they said that he was being
a sexual deviant, but I don't believe anything
they said, you know,
they just wanna break someone down that's
trying to
spread the message.
The system always tries to tarnish heroes,
I mean look at Julian Assange for the whole
sex assault thing.
Personally, I like when a man is forceful,
no matter how bad it gets.
Leopold VII has done a great job spreading
the message throughout the world, and he has
even taught me some precious tings, like how
to listen to trees.
Soul power!
You know, he cares so much about our planet,
so much so that he comes here at least 4 times
a year to check on his crops. Not only is
he a great figure of revolution, but he's
a tremendous cultivator of the herb - tremendous!
The buds are going to be huuuge!
Right, so I'm going to be taking you to the
catatombs eh?
I've been trying to gain entry here for quite
some time my friend. As you can see, the serpents,
they represent the reptile families eh? These
are close relatives of the Free Masons, Illuminators,
the Bilderblooms and the Rothschilds eh?
You see this lock? It's quite intense, I can't
just crack it with my fist. So what I do,
I take a couple snaps.
Ah it's Leopold, what does he want?
Leopold has text me telling me to put more
money in the account, he's got things to do.
He thinks I print this money, he doesn't know
the lengths I go to, I have to dig it up eh?
There's a lot of anti-surveillance here my
friend. I take a quick one. Let's make a go,
let's go.
Right, so here's some ones I've done earlier
eh? I've been here, I couldn't stay here long
but as you can see, I've attempted to break
in here.
Bones... don't worry about it.
It doesn't taste nice eh?
This one I like to call, the Serpent Vault.
Right, you're in, you're in come. Don't step
on there! Jump!
Ahhh... my friend. Ancient enemy eh? They
think they're smart, they think they can keep
me out eh? I will gain entry here, it's a
promise my friend, I will get in here.
What I think's inside? It's full of rubies
and precious metal my friend.
Also bones but uh,
the main thing is scriptured, ancient manuals
from the reptile families eh?
So they come here, they make a sacrifice.
They make a human sacrifice here, quite regularly
eh?
You can only come here daytime, for you civilian?
For me, I'm trained, I know what I'm dealing
but I've come close to being captured.
They bring a virgin child eh? Well most children
are,
but you never know here eh?
They cut their throat, they drain the blood
eh?
Then they drink it eh? It gives them a boost!
You will never get rid of these families,
unless you can come here and you crush them
like me eh?
I'm bringing them down one family at a times.
But also, they're targeting me eh? It's not
one way,
it's not like I'm winning 6-0. No my friend.
Only today my friend, they infiltrated my
house eh?
Some tobacco, it's gone missing muh?
I've lost it.
I go back into my house, it may be there,
maybe they've planted it and put some poison
in, but they think they're smart eh? I went
out, bought a new pack, I'm always prepared
These cronies cannot catch me, MI5, Interpol,
MI6, FBI
they can't catch me, because I'm Kermit, don't
you forget that my friend. Let's go we've
been here too long.
Can you hear that beeping my friend eh?
Can you hear it eh?
It's an unknown metal to me eh? I've had this
in my family since I was 3 years old. I've
never heard this sound.
I believe this is a extratedestrial metals
eh? It's unknown to me my friend, I'm going
to have to take a picture of this one.
Down in Venice mate - we're all over the gaff,
all over the gaff mate, anarchy. But all jokes
aside, we're everywhere, the Revolution is
coming. Let's go.
As I've mentioned before - the bloodline in me is strong.
You could say bourgeoisie anarchist.
You see, I didn't choose this life.
I didn't choose it. I didn't choose it.
But my bloodline, my veins dictated my future.
I woke up one morning and earth called me
You see the water? It whispers my name.
Because without the sea, we do not exist.
The earth is more than... 50% water
I'm sure... I've done my research
