>>> WE'RE BACK.
WE'RE HAVING A GREAT DEAL OF FUN
WITH HOWARD STERN WHO YOU CAN 
HEAR EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS XH 
RADIO.
DID ANY OF MY RELATIVES BOTHER 
YOU TONIGHT?
>> THIS IS SOME SHOW.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A SHOW WITH SUCH
NEPOTISM.
THAT'S GOT TO BE AGAINST THE 
LAW.
YOUR MOM'S USUALLY HERE. 
>> Jimmy: I MY PARENTS ARE BOTH 
HERE. 
>> YOUR PARENTS ARE HERE, 
THERE'S A COUSIN WHO WORK ON 
THIS THE SHOW. 
>> Jimmy: MY SON WORKS HERE. 
>> THE SON WORKS HERE. 
>> Jimmy: TWO COUSINS. 
>> IS CLETO SOMEHOW RELATED?
AND I SAID, LOOK, I'M COMING 
HERE UNDER PROTEST.
BUT DO ME A FAVOR, KEEP YOUR 
FAMILY OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM.
THEY COME IN THEY'RE TAKING 
SELFIES, THEY'RE DOING ALL THIS 
KIND OF STUFF.
I'M LIKE WHAT KIND OF SHOW IS 
THIS?
LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M NOT HERE -- 
IT'S LIKE JIMMY'S BAR MITZVAH OR
SOMETHING GOING ON.
>> Jimmy: I NEVER HAD ONE. 
>> IT'S A FUN VIBE.
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 
>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE FUN?
>> NO.
I NEVER HAVE FUN.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD YOU BE 
DOING TONIGHT RIGHT NOW IF YOU 
WEREN'T HERE?
>> I'D PROBABLY BE -- WELL, I 
SHOULDN'T EVEN SAY THIS.
YOU EVER HEAR THIS U-PORN?
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU ON THAT?
>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT.
>> PAUL, YOU ON THAT?
WHAT'S BETTER THAN A DOOB AND 
U-PORN?
>> THAT'S HOW YOU SPEND AN 
EVENING. 
>> I GO ON THERE, I WATCH SUCH 
WEIRD PORN.
I'M REALLY NOT INTO THESE 
THINGS. 
>> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF STUFF ARE
YOU INTO?
>> I WATCH BABYSITTER PORN.
A WOMAN COMES OVER TO BABYSIT, 
THE NEXT THING SHE KNOWS SHE'S 
WITH THE DAD.
IT'S TOUGH.
I'M NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN THAT 
IN REAL LIFE.
BUT SUDDENLY I'M WATCHING IT.
YOU KNOW, I FIGURED BY THIS AGE 
I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS KIND OF
THING ANYMORE, MAYBE I'D GROW 
UP. 
>> Jimmy: IT HASN'T TAILED OFF 
AT ALL?
>> NO, IT'S INCREASING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> A THESHL THING, I DON'T 
UNDERSTAND WHY. 
>> Jimmy: IS YOUR WIFE BETH 
AROUND?
>> MY WIFE BETH IS FANTASTIC, I 
HAVE A FABULOUS SEX LIFE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THERE SHE IS.
THERE SHE IS.
>> Jimmy: THERE SHE IS. 
>> THAT POOR WOMAN.
ONLY IN AMERICA.
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE SAY, WHY GO 
INTO RADIO?
IT'S THE ONLY WAY I'D EVER GET 
NEAR A WOMAN LIKE THAT. 
>> Jimmy: OR EVEN NEAR A WOMAN. 
>> OR NEAR A WOMAN FOR THAT 
MATTER.
NO, I LOVE HER VERY MUCH. 
>> Jimmy: WOULD YOU BE 
INTERESTED IN A SCENARIO WHERE 
BETH DOES SOME KIND OF 
BABYSITTING?
>> NO, I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT.
I DON'T WANT ANY WEIRDNESS.
I'M NOT INTO ANYTHING PERVC IN 
MY LIFE.
I'VE GOT THREE DAUGHTERS.
I'M TRYING TO BE AN UPSTANDING 
GUY.
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
I'M TRYING TO MAKE THEM PROUD. 
>> Jimmy: ARE THEY PROUD?
>> OF COURSE THEY'RE PROUD, WHO 
WOULDN'T BE PROUD OF THIS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ARE YOU CRAZY?
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. 
>> I WAS FART MAN AT THE MTV 
AWARDS.
>> YOU'RE STILL FART MAN IN ALL 
OF OUR HEARTS. 
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I WANT TO WISH YOU LUCK.
I CAN SENSE THINGS ARE ENDING.
DIME FOR CARDI B. 
>> Jimmy: THINGS ARE ENDING.
I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE.
I THINK YOUR LAST PERFORMANCE ON
THE SHOW WAS A GREAT 
PERFORMANCE -- 
>> NEXT YEAR WHAT ARE YOU GOING 
TO ASK ME TO DO?
>> Jimmy: NEXT YEAR, YES, I'M 
GOING TO ASK YOU -- 
>> YOU SHOULD NOT, I'M BEGGING 
YOU. 
>> Jimmy: I SHOULD NOT ASK YOU?
SHOULD I TELL YOU I'M COMING TO 
TOWN?
>> DON'T ASK ME, DON'T TELL ME, 
I'LL CONTINUE TO BE YOUR BEST 
FRIEND. 
>> Jimmy: I'LL WEAR YOUR 
UNDERWEAR EVERY NIGHT, PUT ON 
YOUR UNDERWEAR AND DAVE'S TIE 
AND HAVE A PARTY BY MYSELF. 
>> YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL 
AUDIENCE HERE IN BROOKLYN AND 
EVERYBODY BEHAVE THEMSELVES. 
>> Jimmy: WE ALL APPRECIATE YOU 
COMING
