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Hey guys, my name’s tomatoanus, also known
as the least funny person on the Internet,
and this is an Any% speedrun of Untitled Goose
Game.
This run is actually performed by yisk, the
current Any% world record holder, who also
worked with me on writing this script to make
sure that everything is correct and is as
accurate as possible.
If you would prefer to watch this Any% run
without commentary, or yisk’s world record,
there are links in the description below.
Also with this being Any%, glitches are allowed.
If you would prefer to watch a glitchless
run, I’ve linked the current world record
by RowanVdv77 in the description.
The run officially begins as soon as we honk
for the first time, and gain control of the
devil incarnate.
Our goal is to get across town to retrieve
the bell by all means necessary, and bring
it back to our den.
The first tool that we’ll use to accomplish
this goal is this ordinary boot.
yisk will unlock a nearby gate, and as it
opens, perform what he calls a push clip to
get through the gate faster as it’s opening.
If done correctly, the cobra chicken will
clip through the wall to the other side.
We then swim to a nearby ledge and put our
boot on the land, and use our stronk goose
neck to pull ourselves out of the water.
yisk then performs what’s called a drop
clip to climb a wall and enter the pub.
We run past the bouncer to avoid showing him
our ID and paying the cover charge, and perform
another drop clip.
Unfortunately this is where we part ways with
our trusty boot companion, and instead pick
up a piece of fine china.
We drop clip with our newfound plate in a
nearby corner, allowing us to swim through
the railing and drop down into the brush.
yisk then makes a mad dash as the physics-defying
goose over to the model village, where our
prized goal awaits.
To enter the model village, we drop our plate
and grab it again while walking and turning
into the barrier to somehow climb over it.
yisk then runs over to the corner of the bell
tower, where he utilizes the totally intended
‘flying’ ability coded into the game,
where if you drop and grab an object while
sprinting into a wall, you’ll float up into
the air, where yisk will yoink the bell.
The mad dash then begins to bring the bell
back to our humble abode.
We run to a nearby corner and reach out with
our neck to push clip over another barrier,
followed by swimming back towards the pub.
There, we’re going to perform a push clip
by ducking into a corner and turning, which
will cause for us to more-or-less moonwalk
up a ledge and back into the pub.
The ‘Great Bell Caper of 2019’ continues,
as we sprint past the bouncer, followed by
two ladies who see our drip and decide they
want to steal it.
This leads to the hardest clip in the run,
where we perform a drop clip with the bell,
all while the two women breathe down our neck
trying to take the bell from us.
After the music reaches a crescendo and we
plop down into the water, we’re finally
home free.
yisk then proceeds to take it all the way
home, ringing the bell a few times on his
own, and honking in celebration as he reaches
our den, where he’ll celebrate some more
by making himself hover over the pit before
dropping the bell into what appears to be
a mass grave for bells.
The run officially ends when the bell hits
the bottom of the pit.
It’s at this point that we, the audience,
come to a realization that this goose is a
plague upon this town, being the embodiment
of eternal terror that continually wreaks
havoc upon the innocent townspeople, constantly
stealing their bells.
If you made it to the end of this video, I’d
like to say thank you and that both myself
and yisk appreciate you.
yisk helped a ton when making this video,
and I strongly encourage you to go follow
him on Twitch.
Also wanted to say thank you to everyone who’s
supporting the channel on Patreon, it really
means a lot.
If you chip in as little as $1 a month, you
can get access to videos early, some exclusive
content, and a Patron Discord role.
I do understand though that it’s not in
everyone’s budget to support via Patreon,
but wanted to say thank you to those of you
who do.
Regardless, I hope you enjoyed the run, and
if you have any feedback on it or recommendations
for other runs to cover or videos to make,
I recommend you join my Discord and head over
to the video discussion and recommendation
channels, link is in the description.
This was an Any% speedrun of Untitled Goose
Game, I’ve been tomatoanus, and I hope you
have an above average day.
