Kalyn, welcome to the show!
(laughs) Thank you!
Thank you so much for being here with me
for some hilarious Dad Joke fun!
I'm excited!
Yes! It's exciting right?
It'll be like a challenge,
like i'll tell you ten
dad jokes,
and then you have to not laugh.
Okay. I love dad jokes.
It's gonna be really hard.
You'll come back or something.
And I don't know what...
you'll give me a plug
when you're famous.
But you're already
you're halfway there.
You've been in movies, right, you're a model and
do you do music as well?
I'm an actor,  dancer,  model,
just because it's really fun,
And then I am So Queer No Fear.
So Queer No Fear is your clothing line,
for and by LGBT people.
Is that right?
That is correct!
So we are redefining pride apparel,
Our clothes are super stylish,
they're comfy,
and they celebrate queer identities
as well as queer history-
while remaining socially conscious and
eco-friendly, which is super super
important to me.
Oh very- that's critical- that's key!
I have jokes for you about Taylor Swift.
And really, the only reason is because
she's trending right now on google.
That's the only reason Kalyn!
So I've got
like most, most of them, and then I
have a couple of bonus jokes at the end
which aren't Taylor,
but hopefully are sufficiently hilarious
to make you completely lose control of
your laugh reflexes.
Hee! I'm already giggling!
You're already giggling! Okay
we're gonna start now- this is Joke
#1, so hold, yes hold it together.
Thank you. All right, ready?
Why don't vampires like Taylor Swift?
Do you know why?
No, why?
BAD BLOOD.
BAD BLOOD Kalyn!
Hold it!
See, you're doing great!  The joke is...
OH I'm not breathing! (laughs)
Oh you laughed!
Ahh! Ha ha ha!
I'll give you that that one-
I really like puns.
That counted.
It does, it does. I'll give you that.
Do you know what Taylor Swift did
when she fell off her
skateboard?
No, what?
She had to Shake It Off.
She just had to Shake It Off and keep skating, Kalyn!
Exactly. That's right-
just like that! Good!
All right, good- you held it together
for that one! Good Job.
It wasn't that great, but here,
we'll move on to the next one.
Just always pushing forward!
Did you know, by the way,
that um Taylor Swift
was dating Tom Hiddleston?
Did you know that?
No...
You know why?
It's because they kept it Lo-ki.
It was a Loki relationship. Low-key.
Because he played Loki in the Thor movies.
Um hmm.
OK, good job!
All right!
I'm sweating over here Kayln! Thank-
thankfully i got the one laugh off the
boot
off the bat...
You did you- started on a
good foot.
..because you're you're using
your acting skills.
By the way, you're in a movie on Netflix
right now.
It's called um Step Sisters- is that correct?
That is correct!
It's a movie about
sorority sisters that
dance like you wouldn't even believe.
They're amazing.
Yes and I've actually got a show,
JJ Abrams and Jordan Peele coming out.
This Sunday the first episode is released.
It's called LOVECRAFT COUNTRY and it's on HBO
and I'm super excited about that!
Oh my goodness, that's huge, actually.
I'm going to plug this is
this as Kalyn from Lovecraft Country
and oh by the way she has a tee shirt
company over here on the side
but really LOVCRAFT COUNTRY
because that is going to be a big hit I predict.
I think it's going to be
huge, seriously.
So you're going to blow up.
Yes if you can regonize me!
Congratulations on your your impending blow up!
Ha ha ha! Thank you.
Thank you Dennis.
Ok, let's get to the next joke...
let's see...
You know, I'm also sweating
because I've been gaining weight.
Did you know that?
No!
My t-shirt label has more x's than Taylor Swift.
(laughter) ha ha, YES!
Good! That was good too, right?
That was really good!
I snuck it in there.
You don't even know
the joke's coming and then wha-BAM!
Wa-POW!
Heh heh!
That was a good move!
Okay here we go-
let's see...
But seriously, don't you hate it when
someone answers their own questions?
I do.
Dennis.
Oh, that was one of the bonus
jokes!
(Laughter)
You laughed again!
What am I on, like
three laughs?
I'm keeping score. I'm not getting any
free t-shirts out of this or anything,
but still
i'd like to keep score.
Get your tally marks!
Exactly!
All right let's see.
Because you know the Mandalorian
didn't laugh once!
Well, I think he was
laughing under the helmet.
I honestly do, but still-
you can't count that.
So I brought my car to the mechanic
the other day.
There was this whining sound coming from it.
They just hit eject and a Taylor Swift
CD came out of the DC player, and it was
done-
fixed,
completely fixed.
No! I will not give that one to you!
Good job!
You're doing great!
I like that I'm challenging your
laughing abilities though.
It makes me feel good about my sense of
humor.
Oh good.
Thank you!
All right, okay. I have
one more
Taylor Swift joke and then a couple
bonus jokes
Did you know I met Taylor Swift
once?
I told her you I think your eyebrows are
drawn on too high.
She looked surprised.
Nope.
No? Nothing? No? Maybe?
No!
no okay that's it's okay i gotcha and
let's see here...
but seriously-
do you use a selfie stick?
Do I use a selfie stick? No.
People who use one of those things
really need to take a good long look at themselves.
They really do- they need to take a good
long look at themselves, Kayln.
Using a selfie stick.
No? Yes maybe?
Okay- you're doing great!
I think we're at like four laughs, that's
pretty good
Um but seriously um,
Did you know, I mean,
most people are shocked
when they find out I'm not a licensed electrician.
They're shocked..
when they find that out,
they get shocked.
okay never mind
all right you're off the
clock Kayln!
and i think that
good job the clock is off let all the
laughs out
What was the best one- is there one that
you'll remember and tell your friends?
um what was the
what was the the non taylor swift one
that you got me with i kind of forgot
my my shirt has more x's than taylor
swift
that one yes i like that one that
actually works for you because
you're in the clothing business so you
can throw that one around
yes i like that well  Kayln thank you
so much for joining us
thank you dennis it was a lot of fun
it
really was and um
everyone go check out Kayln's t-shirt
shop and so forth and watch her
stepsisters on netflix
and watch her in lovecraft country
on hbo
Yes!
Rock on my friend!
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