>> HAVE A GOOD DAY.
OH, HERE WE GO.
OH, LOOKT AT THIS!
>> OH!
I LOVE THE FEATHERS!
♪
♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ OOH
YEAH
♪ EACH MORNING I GET UP
I DIE A LITTLE
♪ CAN BARELY STAND ON MY FEET
TAKE A LOOK
♪ IN THE MIRROR
AND CRY
♪ LORD, WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME
I HAVE SPENT ALL MY YEARS
♪ IN BELIEVING YOU
BUT I JUST CAN'T GET NO RELIEF
♪ LORD
SOMEBODY, OOH SOMEBODY
♪ CAN ANYBODY FIND ME
SOMEBODY TO LOVE ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> I HAVE A GUESS.
I'M PRETTY SURE, CAN I DO IT.
>> LeBRON JAMES.
>> James: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
SAY LeBRON JAMES!
>> LeBRON JAMES IS SEVEN FEET
TALL.
>> James: AND?
I'M NOT.
>> James: WHO'S SMALLER?
PETER DINKLEDGE?
IT'S KEVIN HART.
>> James: IT'S KEVIN HART.
NO.
YOU WANT TO SIGNING ZING ONE
MORE SONG TO GET THIS?
>> James: ONE MORE WE'LL
NARROW IT DOWN.
♪ TONIGHT
I'M GONNA HAVE MYSELF
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME
I FEEL ALIVE ♪
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME
I FEEL ALIVE ♪
 AMAZING.
NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
BELIEVE THIS.
>> I NEED YOU TO BLOW MY MIND.
>> James: JACK NICHOLSON.
( APPLAUSE )
>> I LOVE THE LAKERS!
( LAUGHTER )
THAT GUY!
HE'S 82 YEARS OLD.
>> THAT'S FAIR.
ALL RIGHT, CAN I VENTURE A
GUESS?
>> James: PLEASE.
OPRAH.
NO!
WINFREY?
NO!
>> James: ELLEN.
ELLEN AND OPRAH?
YOU GUYS, I'M A MAN!
I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MAN.
>> James: THAT'S MY BAD.
FINISH THIS NAME -- KANYE.
>> WEST.
>> James: IT'S KANYE WEST.
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
I'M NOT KANYE WEST.
>> James: OKAY, YOU DON'T NEED
TO --
>> YOU DON'T NEED THE ATTITUDE,
BUDDY!
YOU DON'T NEED THE ATTITUDE
TIMOTHY SHALL LA MAY.
>> James: JEFF BEZOS.
ELVIS PRESLEY.
HAS BEEN DEAD 40 YEARS.
ARE EWE THINKING OF THE SAME
ELVIS PRESLEY?
>> James: CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
THE STRANGER --
>> THAT'S FIVE KIDS.
ADAM LAMBERT.
>> James: SORRY?
ADAM LAMBERT, I SING WITH
QUEEN, I'VE GOT A GRAMMY
NOMINATION, JAMES, I HAVE BEEN
ON YOUR SHOW, LIKE, FOUR TIMES,
MAN.
( LAUGHTER )
YOU GUYS SUCK.
>> James: NOW THAT HE TAKES
THE MASK OFF, I CAN SEE WHO IT
IS.
IT'S ADAM LAMBERT.
>> IT'S A GREAT GUESS.
>> James: IT'S ADAM LAMBERT.
GREAT GUESS.
>> James: DON'T WORRY, WE'LL
BE BETTER AT THE SHOW WHEN THIS
ACTUALLY STARTS.
WE'LL GET THERE.
>> WE'LL BE GOOD.
>> Reggie: YOU'RE BOTH FIRED.
>> James: THAT MAKES SENSE.
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT
DECISION.
>> James: WE'RE BAD AT THIS.
I'M GOING TO LEAVE, THEN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> JAMES: THANKS TO JOSH GAD AND
ADAM LAMBERT AND A SPECIAL
THANKS TO QUEEN.
THEY'VE LAUNCHED THE FREDDIE
METER TO SUPPORT THE MERCURY
PHOENIX TRUST AND THE FIGHT
AGAINST AIDS.
CHECK IT OUT AT
FREDDIEMETER.WITHYOUTUBE.COM.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE, WE'LL BE
RIGHT BACK!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )
