There's something strange.
I'd say that something 
really weird is happening.
Good Morning.
I have to talk with you, Mr. Fusi.
Do you have five minutes?
Of course you do.
The kid has to be here?
Of course he hasn't.
You're cold.
Send him to find a jersey.
Yeah. Go... Go to...
Move!
Yes sir.
Please, allow me to analyse
 your usual working hours.
If you...
Of course you allow me.
You are 42-year-old,
so if we multiply 365 days 
by 24 hours by 60 minutes
by 60 seconds by your 42 years,
we obtain...
1,324,512,000 seconds.
Supposing you live until age 70.
That means you have left
 883,008,000 seconds.
But you sleep around...
8 hours per night.
Which means we have to substract...
294,336,000 seconds more
 from your capital.
When you wake up, 
you get dressed,
come here, work 8 hours 
for a total of...
...I...
Is true, someone has to eat!
So of course!
2 hours per day to eat.
Then we have to substract
73,584,000 seconds more.
But that isn't all:
You believe you have 
an unlimited capital.
No, actually I...
You think that.
You live alone with
your elderly mother...
How touching!
And you dedicate 
to her at least one hour.
You sit close to her,
you talk to her,
you bring her the breakfast,
the newspapers...
And all of that reduces your capital
in like 36,792,000 seconds.
But... she is my mother!
Oh yeah?
So what with the parrot?
15 minutes per day.
15 minutes
And if all that wasn't enough waste,
you go shopping, go to the cinema,
sing in the choir,
you spend time with your friends,
and sometimes you even read...
books.
All of that without talking about the
absurd visits to Ms. Daria.
How do you also know about Daria?
Secrets have no place in Modern Society.
Do you have any idea about how much 
time Ms. Daria makes you loose?
But, but,
I love her!
Of course you do.
And precisely because of that.
Love...
Ah... Is the most expensive 
activity regarding time.
You see?
You've got in advance all 
the time you had available.
Technically speaking,
you, Osvaldo Fusi,
are already...
dead.
When do you plan to find
 time for your future dreams
if you've already 
wasted it, finished it,
burnt it, used it, 
passed it, exhausted it,
consumed it?
But what... what could I do?
You must save, dear Fusi.
Save your time, 
deposit it in our bank of time
and you'll have the chance
to win lots of interests.
...15 minutes
And how should I...?
Economise, economise...
Don't waste all that time to sleep
with sick mothers,
stupid birds and ridiculous sweethearts.
Invest it.
What do I have to sign?
You don't have to sign anything!
Just start saving time and it will be 
automatically earned into your account.
Since when?
Right now, my dear sir.
From this moment.
Well, I have to go!
As our saying goes, "who has 
time doesn't waste it".
Dammit!
What happens, sir?
I disappear! Quickly, my cigar!
Give me the cigar!
Give it to me!
Quickly!
Don't panic. I was just
 disappearing a little.
Is a small trick.
Did you like it?
I will teach it to you 
in other ocassion.
Good morning! Bye!
Good morning and don't come back!
Thank you again. We'll start soon!
Look! Look who has come back finally!
Do you have any idea of how
 much time you've been outside?
672 seconds!
You are fired!
But Mr. Fusi...
Get out!
And take with you that stupid parrot.
Goodbye.
Good morning, Osvaldo.
Morning.
Eh! Why such a hurry?
Do you know how much time I
 need to cut the hair, normally? Eh!
30 minutes. That are 1,800 seconds, 
do you understand?
Hi, Osvaldo!
What's up? Don't you want to 
play a  game with us tonight?
If you don't drink anything, 
get out. You listen?
The variable hour of the 
'Super-Time-Saver Clock',
allows to sleep, eat and watch the TV
 in hours of thirty-minutes, and
and work in hours of ninty-minutes.
Today you've come soon, Osvaldo. 
Yeah, who has time doesn't waste it!
'Latixan Anochedil´, with 
micro-granulated,
accelerated quartz: 
Why waste time sleeping?
Won't you even put the cups?
...and during the day you won't
 stop.
What average of time does 
a person loose per day?
Hi.
Oh, Osvaldo!
Ah, Daria! No, I can't!
And tomorrow neither!
...Osvaldo...
No, Daria! I don't have time!
I don't have time anymore!
