Growler: Bongani for the last time, you're not getting a slave
Growler: Screw you Bongani. Goodbye
Growler: Stupid stupid Bongani. Argh. Stupid
Growler: I need some coffee. Grr stupid.
Stalin: Oh, yes good a burner phone
Stalin: Yes yes. Come here.
Stalin: Yes. Fine. Yes
Stalin: I'll switch my hand
Stalin: Oh there we go yes.
Stalin: Oh, hello, Don, yes, how are you?
Stalin: Yes. Yes. I'm good Thank You. Mr. President. Yes. And how's the wife?
Stalin: Lovely lovely. Have you had a nice time with any prostitutes recently.
Stalin: Oh yes yes. That's good. I had 10 prostitute last night. Yes. Yes
Stalin: Oh you had 20 Oh. And Stormy Daniels was there.
Stalin: Oh dear. That's a bit shocking. Oh
Stalin: That would be a bit of a scandal if that was let out.
Stalin: What a hypocrite she would be. Oh
Stalin: Yes. Yes. Anyway. Yes, as you know, I'm just calling from the Russian office of Cambridge Analytica. Yes
Stalin: Yes, and I just want to let you know about the performance of your your marketing campaigns. Yes. Yes
Stalin: As you and Mr. Putin are on the "buffoon" plan
Stalin: Yes, the plan that makes people like you and Putin seem like sound leaders of intelligent mind with but to most people make you look stupid
Stalin: Yes that plan? Yes. Yes, and so no one takes you seriously
Stalin: Yes. Yes, that's right. Then you go to office and you prove everyone wrong. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Stalin: So, yes you you and Mr Putin are doing very well at the moment
Stalin: Yes, your latest mounting campaign had over 10 million views. Oh
Stalin: Yes. Yes. No, but 90% of them voted for you in the election
Stalin: Oh yes. That was good. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Stalin: Oh, sorry. I I just need to get it back. There we go
Stalin: That's better yes sorry
Stalin: Um, so yes, I wonder if you could hand over my business card came to Kim Jong Un when you see him soon
Stalin: He'd be great on the buffoon plan.
Stalin: Yes. Yes, he and I'm also looking at getting Mr Boris Johnson next.
Stalin: Oh, yes. Yes. He's a bit of a buffoon isn't he?
Stalin: Oh, yeah, he's so stupid. Yes. Yes. No, even you don't think so. Oh, yes
Stalin: Anyway, yes I need... I need you to wire me to twelve twelve million dollars we discussed
Stalin: Yes. Yeah. Well if you don't do that, well, we we have information on you as well. Mr. Trump
Stalin: Yes, about your glue-sniffing addiction. Oh, yes.
Stalin: Yes. Yeah. And you hair dye addiction? Yes. Yes
Stalin: I don't know where you get all that from. We'll tell it to the world if you don't pay us soon. Yes
Stalin: Yes, so we collect information on everyone and we don't make any exceptions just because you're the president. Mr. Trump
Stalin: Yes okay. Well send us the money soon, and you won't have any problems
Stalin: Okay, that's great. But if you can do that and hand over the business card, that'd be brilliant.
Stalin: Okay. Thank you. Bye bye. Oh
Stalin: Yes, that's good. Yeah
Growler: Oh. Oh yes.
Growler: Did I leave the phone there?
Growler: Well, I guess I must have up okay, that's fine
Growler: Oh.
Growler: Strange phone call. I didn't make this call.
Growler: To a private number?
Growler: I wonder who did.
Growler: Let's try and call it
Growler: Hello
Growler: Yes. Oh Hello. Mr President
Growler: Yeah. You're an idiot. Bye
Growler: Cut!
