Well, hello there.
This is Metapixelatron, bringing you the juiciest
conspiracy theories that you have ever seen,
in your entire existence.
Today, I want to talk about the oldest new
conspiracy theory of all times.
Seriously, this conspiracy theory is as old
as humanity.
So, let's begin...
Do you ever find yourself looking at the sky,
admiring the beautiful stars, as the earth
rotates around in space?
Hold up right there, something is wrong.
You see, there is some detail that you may
have missed.
This detail could potentially collapse every
belief you've ever had about reality itself.
Have you ever heard of the flat earth conspiracy
theory?
Well, according to this theory, the earth
is indeed flat.
Not only is it flat, but it is also the center
of the universe, and creation itself.
That sounds like some interesting theory,
don't you think so?
But wait, there's more.
The jesuit illuminati masons are behind this
massive cover up.
You may be thinking, why are these pesky illuminati
doing this shit?
Obviously, to make you worship the sun, and
believe in the illuminati scientists, more
than you believe your own senses and even
God Himself.
That's what some flat earthers would like
you to believe.
Now, there is a counter theory, which states
that these flat earthers are nothing but shills,
who are trying to confuse people with this
flat earth conspiracy theory.
So, tell me in the comments below, what do
you think of all of this?
Do you believe that the earth is flat, like
an oversized pizza, fixed on a unique spot
inside creation, and the illuminati are trying
to hide the truth, or do you believe that
the flat earth conspiracy theorists are obviously
illuminati shills, who have infiltrated the
truth movement to destroy it from the inside?
Your opinion, and beliefs, about the shape
of this planet, is of utmost importance in
the greater scheme of all things.
As for me, all I know is this: aluminum foil
reflects better when flat, instead of crumpled.
Think of this detail, next time you make your
hat.
Gotta keep that brain protected, righto?
