Yo, man. I got all the toilet paper we
need to crash tonight's party.
It's in my car, so if you need me to--
Don't bother. I have a more fun thing we can do.
Yeah? Like what? What's that you're
holding?
A little recipe I ripped out of a book, Biff.
What, we're gonna make like a Limburger 
salad and stink up the place?
You're thinking way last century, Biff.
Then what the hell kinda recipe is it?
(Joe)
It's from a book I found in the library.
(Joe)
A book on necromancy!
(Biff)
Eww! What is that? Like, doing it with dead people?
No, man, more like RAISING the dead.
You can do that nowadays?
It's quite simple, really.
I've already started!
(Biff)
Whose bones are they?
"Ociferous Elankin, I call forth ye."
"Let that which is dead and gone no longer be."
"Return decrepit form. Back to norm!"
What a crappy poem.
Shh! Wait for it.
Damn! You really did it. It's like undead or
something.
Now, since I am the summoner, you will do as I say.
There's a party tonight at the gym
I want you to crash it. Scare EVERYONE.
Make them crap their pants and scream
their heads off.
Do it. I command you.
(grunt)
HOLY SHIT!
Volleyball calendars for sale.
Hey, you. Take this.
What is it?
It's our annual volleyball team calendar.
Gee, thanks.
That'll be 25 bucks.
Volleyball team calendar?
Looks more like a Tiffany calendar.
Uh-uh! We're in there too.
See? There's my arm.
Did someone say Tiffany calendar?
I'll take three.
Three?
Okay, four.
That'll be 100 bucks.
Money well spent!
Stupid calendar. All I have left in my wallet is a dollar.
You can't buy lunch with a stinking dollar!
(Ernie)
Holy moley!
Did any of you hear what happened at the party the checkers team hosted last night?
There was a party?
We have a checkers team?
There was a party?
There was an unwelcome guest.
Apparently someone burst through the windows and dismembered four of the party guests.
What did this "someone" look like?
This.
Dude looks anorexic.
Either that, or it's an undead skeleton.
There have been two more cases of assaults this  morning.
You need to find it and stop it at all cost.
And where exactly will we find an undead skeleton?
And how exactly will we stop it?
I'm sorry, I have a class starting in two minutes.
If you have any further questions, you'll have to see me at my office hours.
He sure helped a lot.
Come on, this'll be fun. Like a scavenger hunt.
Except the thing we have to find can dismember us.
Hmm, if I was a skeleton, where would I be?
Well, calcium promotes bone health.
Milk!
Hold on guys, I have the perfect plan!
(Carl)
This is the shittiest thing I've ever seen.
Shh! Let him have his moment.
This sucks.
(scream)
(gasp)
(screams)
Tiffany!
Somebody save us!
Please help, it's so gross!
Hey, dude.
Quit being a jerk!
Are you okay, Tiffany?
You...saved me.
Get goin'.
(grunt)
(gasp)
Let's move, Liz!
Miss!
Kelly called me the b-word.
Now, Liz
if there's one thing you'll learn, it's this:
sticks and stones may break your bones
but words can never hurt you.
Sticks and stones?
May break my bones.
Sticks and stones!
What?
I think we got him, Liz.
Never knew kindergarten would come in handy at this age.
And Kelly?
YOU'RE the b-word.
Yo, hey! Tiffany!
Huh?
So how are you doing after that monster attack last night?
Scary stuff, right?
Who are you, again?
Roger Collins
We have Humanities together and I saved you from the skeleton last night.
Oh. Yeah. Thanks for that.
Hi Tiffany!
Oh, hey guys!
I can't--but I saved her life!
Just face reality, Roger.
There are some
people in your league
and there's some people who aren't.
Stupid league.
