(door clacks open)
(girls chattering)
- [Teen] She's so dumb.
Like, I should be teaching
the class, honestly.
- I know, right?
Miss Fagelman hates me.
On the last test, she just like--
(man moans)
Ohmigod.
(giggling on visor)
- Gabby, what is your dad doing?
- Oh, he's watching virtual reality porn.
He does it all the time now
that he got that new headset.
- Mr. Thomas, it's Gabby's friends,
Tanya and Nicole.
- Hey.
- We can see you.
- Yeah, but I don't think he can hear you.
It's like, a totally immersive experience.
It's basically like he's having real sex.
(Mr. Thomas blubbers)
I guess he gets a really good workout.
(slapping and score pinging on visor)
Let's just ignore this.
We have so much chemistry to study.
(Mr. Thomas grunts)
(woman gasps on visor)
- Uh, okay?
Um, I'm struggling with covalent
bonds; like, I understand
that an electron pair--
(woman moans on visor)
can share with like, a--
(woman moans on visor)
(Mr. Thomas moans)
An electron pair in one atom can share...
An electron pair in one atom can share
an electron pair in another atom,
but (stammers) does that always mean--
(Mr. Thomas grunts)
- Just pretend he's not there.
- Why don't we go over to my house?
My dad doesn't do this sort of--
(door clacks shut)
Thing.
- Larry.
- Dad?
- This virtual world is incredible.
It's just so nice to
get away from the kids.
(woman moans on visor)
For once.
Guy time!
(Mr. Thomas laughs)
- I totally understand.
It's just nice to be in our own (grunts)
private (grunts)
virtual world, (moans)
no one else around us. (smooches)
- Gross.
- Yeah; my dad probably
created a custom world
so that he could like,
invite his friends to it.
- It's VR!
Why do they need to be together?
- Some sort of Middle Eastern bazaar?
(giggling on visor)
- Yeah;
(tinny exotic music on visor)
I took Lisa and the kids--
to Morocco last summer,
and I was totally
inspired by the aesthetic.
(giggling on visor)
(grunts)
- Okay, let's just get through
the module really quickly.
We should probably
understand valence electrons.
- It's incredible; I'm
saying yes to everything!
(Mr. Thomas moans)
- Nope.
You guys, this is too fucked up.
Let's just go to my house.
(Mr. Thomas moans)
My dad said he's gonna
be out for the day, so--
(door clacks open)
- [Man] (laughs) Larry!
- Fuck, no; Dad, no no no!
(man moans)
- Whoa, what a world you created!
This makes Game of Thrones
look like preschool.
- [Nicole] Dad--
- S'up, Charlie!
Didn't Larry create a masterpiece?
I mean, this is just coo-coo!
It is plain coo-coo, amirite?
- I'm saying yes to everything.
- Why is there so much tongue?
- Okay, you know what, isotopes, okay?
Let's talk about isotopes.
They're definitely gonna
be on the test, so um--
(men moaning)
(moaning on visor)
- The number of--
- Of protons, right?
- Yeah.
- [Gabby] Yeah, okay.
- Protons.
- Barbara would never do this.
- [Charlie] Ho-hoh, no.
- Protons, right? Yes?
- Right--
- They seem to appreciate
my new bath soap.
- They bond together to form--
- [Mr. Thomas] That's a new
feature in the latest update.
- Science!
- Mine has a kind heart.
- There needs to be a
positive and negative to--
- [Tanya] Protons, neutrons, electrons!
- [Gabby] Share--
- Protons, neutrons, electrons!
(moaning on visors)
(men moaning)
- This could not be worse!
- [Mr. Thomas] Charlie, are you enjoying
the catacomb of clits?
(men moaning)
- Who are these pervs?
- Ohmigod, neighbor dads!
And that's my family's doctor--
- I am a sexual being!
(animal lowing on visor)
(giggling on visor)
- This is stopping right now.
I'm turning off the wi-fi, now!
- Shut it down!
- Hoo-ah!
- Oh, it's so good--
- Oh, hold on.
Huh. What happened?
- [Mr. Thomas] I went dark for
a second; I was mid-thrust.
- Yeah.
- Shit.
(panting)
Hey, Gabby.
Hey, Tanya; hey Nicole.
Were you guys--
Have you been here for
the whole uh, the entire--
- Yeah, we have.
- You guys see the sucking,
uh, and the fucking?
- Yeah; you couldn't hear us,
'cause you had your headphones on.
- Oh, Gabby.
Oh honey, I'm sorry.
- We're all sorry.
- Why don't we just
forget this ever happened?
- Yes, yeah.
- I will never forget this.
- My relationships with
men are forever changed.
- Nicole?
- I have no choice but to act out now.
- Sometimes dads need
to blow off some steam.
- You're blowin' somethin',
and it's not steam.
And are you even a dad?
- Um, my wife's pregnant, so.
- Oh, congratulations man!
- [Mr. Thomas] Mazel
tov; that's really good.
- Congrats, man.
- Ohmigod, we're leaving.
- Aw, Gabby.
- [Charlie] Nicole? Tanya?
Maybe we can keep this a secret?
(Nicole's dad sighs)
- I'm gonna turn the wi-fi back on
just to make sure it still works.
- Yeah, of course;
I mean, someone else
later might wanna use it.
- It's probably hooked to your cable.
- Yeah; so, it's back on.
- It's back, live.
- Lemme just check and see
if this is still working.
(giggling on visor)
Yes it is.
- Oh, they're all still there.
- [Charlie] Oh you, I'm
saying yes to everything!
(Mr. Thomas blubbers)
- [Mr. Thomas] Group cum and fuck?
- [Man] Yeah!
(tinny exotic music)
