- I'm gonna get Dunkin' Donuts.
- Huh?
- I'm gettin' nuts.
It's a Corey Feldman day, 
Sal's here.
- Like the actual Dun?
We know that you can eat sugar,
cause you go to the
gym three times a week.
- I just wanted to bring it up.
- A swole bear?
- (laughing)
- I just wanted to bring it up.
- Damn, dude you are swole.
- By the way, I haven't.
And now every time I take
off my shirt I'm like,
"You're living a lie."
- (laughing)
♪(upbeat rock music) ♪
- I wanna ask somebody
who's taking pictures of you
as they walk by, go
"Why are you taking a picture?
We're just interviewing
this guy on the street,
why do you guys keep
taking pictures of him?"
- Yo, this is just local 
New York man.
Comments on building 
of buildings.
- When they go, "Sal."
You gotta go,
"Christ, I get that a lot."
- (laughing)
- Mike Derucki.
- (laughing)
- (laughing) Mike Derucki.
- I like that people don't
realize that we're like,
they think maybe I might
be filming a show with just
the camera guy five feet 
away, like this.
The show is hidden camera.
Be like, "Is he filiming?"
- One of the best things on 
the show ever
was Joe, me and 
a guy in the park
who did know the show.
Didn't really need to over 
reassure him.
The guy didn't think they 
were filming
right then and there.
He was just like, "No, I'm
just hanging out. Day off."
And then had the guy lotion, 
overly lotion
to coverage, his entire body.
- 100% of his body, but 
the guy was-
- All over his face and-
and he was doing the guy too.
And the guy was never
like, "This is the show."
Not one time, at least
on the show, did he go,
"This is the show."
- Very excess moment of-
- Wait, the guy was such 
a big fan that
our show runner walked 
by he goes,
"That is Pete McPartland,
the show runner."
Then Joe goes,
"Yeah, he just hangs out
in the park here though,
we're not filming."
- (laughing)
- He's like, "Oh, I know."
- What a sweet boy.
He believed in Santa til 
he was 30.
The kinda guy that goes, 
"He comes-
- These three high school
girls are pretty amped up.
But it'll be funny, I wish 
I could go-
Christine, can you go
tell those three girls and
who else to go get 1700
more high school girls and
be like the fucking Beetles.
- (screaming) (laughing)
- I don't know if I ever
told you this, I made a toast
on the show but it was one
of the funny, about not
knowing what the foreign 
markets are into.
- Yeah
- Well, when I was in Australia-
- This guys not even
looking up, this is great.
- When I was in Australia.
- (ALL) Oh, no, no, you're fine
- This is the boring part 
of the porn
But it was um Hannibal was
there in Australia with us,
doing the JFL out there.
- Yeah
- They had to take a
little bus, like a mini bus
to the venue.
There was a ton of people 
outside and
Hannibal was the most famous
person I knew on the bus.
I was like, "Oh, geez,
all right Hannibal."
And, Hannibal, I think
even has sort of a -
"Time to go walk through 
the nonsense."
And, a guy who I thought was
there to watch over our bags,
when he walked out, 
they were like-
I mean, old shlubby white
dude, like chubby and dressed
like-, nothing celebrity
looking about this guy at all.
When Hannibal got off the bus,
they almost crowd surfed
him out of the way.
They're like, "Get the
fuck, who's this guy".
- Move.
- This guy must be security,
and they fucking flung him
over their shoulder. And then
that guy they had a surfer
he was like fucking 
Jim Morrison dude.
Like walking doing sign and
everything and it was because
the mighty bouche.
- Oh mighty bouche.
- Ya
- Huge in the UK!
- Also Australia.
- Whatever you do-
- No. No it's a UK show
but those shows do better
in Australia cause they
both talk silly. They don't
understand our awesome 
American voices,
speaking clear and 
saying words right.
- When you do those
international festivals,
you meet guys that you're like
I took a van ride with 
a guy that gets out
and he's like "ya he's 
doing the area"
and you're what?
- (laughing)
- He's like "bonjour
(gibberish) (honk noise)" and
you're like (french accent)"he's
the number one comedian"
and like how the fuck, 
all right.
- I was in South Africa dude,
it was like the one solo show
was a kid named Danny Boy,
who I know now from Scotland
I believe, or Ireland 
I think he's Ireland
He's Indian either way
he's not from either place
- Ohh (laugh) Hard stance Jay
- No no but Danny was 
great no he's great
- Ya
- But I didn't know,
who he was at the time
His name didn't 
resonate with me at all,
An he was like the big
show, at the festival.
- One time I was on tour
and it was me, Bert,
Nate, and Kyle Kinane.
- That's great
- That's where Bert you do a
meet and greet at the airport.
- Ya but we go up to the 
greenroom right?
I think it was maybe in Chicago.
So we go up in the 
greenroom, we walk in
Ane there was a guy 
sitting there.
And he's like "hey what's
up guys" we're like
"Hey what's up man" 
and we sit down
Maybe a half hour before 
the show
someone goes to the bathroom,
someone's ironing their shirt,
I open a water, we're talking
about our lives, everything
Figure this guy is the
MC, bout a half hour of 5
of us talking, the guy
goes "Hey guys, can I get
a picture and all your autograp,
I'm just a really big fan
and snuck back here" and it was
just like, you're kidding me
no I'm like "you've been
sitting with us for a half hour,
you listened to all the
conversation about our lives and
everything," he's like 
"yeah I know"
I was like that's wrong,
that's really wrong
- A guy, I think I told you
this show, when I was in
Nashville last time, Red
is easy was out there also,
we were hanging out in
the greenroom, and he
ended up hanging out
with a guy for 30 minutes
who just came back after my
show, his show is before mine
and he stayed to hang
out, then I went outside
to smoke a cigarette started
talking to fans outside.
Some guy just came in
the greenroom and goes
"I'm with the crew" and 
he sat there
with Nate Bargatze's wife,
Nate Bargatze's sister
- Larbar?
- Larbar and everybody 
hanging out.
Lucy. Lucy was like "Oh
I thought he was like-"
And that guy ended up 
being a problem.
Like security had to
go out there
and clear a path the other
day because like I said
He was hiding behind a dumpster
after they told me he had
to leave. Like crazy shit.
Ya, we had to walk
Jessica, Christine help me
we had to walk, what's the
girl who opens for Ren is easy
Jessica- Jessica 
Michelle Singleton
you don't have to tell me I
knew it, I got it Jessica.
She also goes "Jessica
Michelle Singleton by the way
also- Doug you have to uh Dunkin
- It's 5:56 ya I don't know 
if I have time
- Ya I'll start making 
the move then.
- Ya
- Ya ya ya
- Unless you wanna run.
- Uh fuck Jacob's not
here in gunna get Dunkin
All right, I'm gunna get Dunkin
