• From dogs opening Christmas presents to
being attacked by a vicious serial killer,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the
best true stories from our subreddit about
the biggest lies we ever got away with.
I’m Paprika and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Phantom_of_The_Fool
Cidius
Back when he was in college, Cid was in science
class.
One of the students noticed that Cid had a
huge scar on his elbow, which had come from
a hiking accident.
When the student asked him how he got the
scar, Cid lied by saying, “I got shot by
a serial killer and was almost murdered.”
Everyone froze in disbelief and wanted to
know the story.
Cid explained that he was heading home on
his bike one night when he decided to go through
a tunnel.
Once he was in the tunnel, a man made him
crash his bike and fall to the ground.
The man got on top of him and placed a knife
on his neck.
Cid told everyone that he kneed the man in
the groin, picked up his bike, and pedalled
home as fast as he could without looking back.
Just as he pedalled out of the tunnel, Cid
said that he heard a loud bang but didn’t
realize that he had gotten shot until he got
home and saw a chunk of flesh missing from
his elbow.
When another student asked him if he called
the police, Cid said he didn’t tell anyone
– not even his mother – because he didn’t
see the man’s face.
That was when everyone in the classroom believed
him, and even said how much of a badass he
was for fighting the man and getting shot.
Number 9 was submitted by Lizard_Boy_Da_Nerd
Derek
One Christmas, Derek was eager to see what
his presents were.
So, he opened them and looked inside the boxes.
He knew that his parents were going to find
out that he opened them early and get very
mad.
And sure enough, when his parents saw the
opened presents, they angrily asked Derek
why he opened them.
He said that it wasn’t him, but their dog.
Their dog had been teething, so he said that
the dog chewed on the wrapping paper and ripped
it to shreds.
Derek used his teeth to open the presents,
and some of his saliva was still on them,
so he told his parents that the dog also peed
on them.
It turned out that his parents actually believed
his ridiculous lie!
Not only that, but Derek also received some
bonus presents because his other ones were
“ruined.”
Number 8 was submitted by Pepe_the_peanut
Froggy
When Froggy was ten, she and her older sister
broke their mother’s TV.
They knew that she would kill them when she
found out.
It just so happened that, shortly after Froggy
and her sister broke the TV, an earthquake
hit.
Thinking quickly, Froggy put her leg under
the broken TV.
She even went so far as to stab herself with
a piece from the broken screen.
Then, her sister grabbed the phone and Froggy
called their mother, telling her that the
earthquake made the TV fall from the wall
and onto her leg.
Her mother left work and rushed home to see
her daughter’s leg bleeding and the broken
TV on top of it.
Froggy and her sister were never caught.
Number 7 was submitted by Carphe100 Grgak
There was a kid in Grgak’s neighbourhood
who would always cause trouble.
One day, he went to Grgak’s house and broke
his mom’s car window.
For revenge, Grgak went to the kid’s house
and stole his bike.
Then, he brought it to the top of a high bank
and threw it down, breaking it.
Grgak immediately ran away when he saw the
kid running toward him.
As soon as he got home, his mom asked him
where he had been.
He just told her that he was at his best friend’s
house.
When his mom noticed her broken window, she
called the police.
The police came and asked a lot of questions.
Grgak denied knowing anything about it, but
his mom told him about the trouble-making
kid who lived just down the street from them.
So, they all went to the kid’s house.
As soon as the police left, Grgak punched
the kid in the face, knocking out two of his
front teeth.
Since that day, nobody knows that it was Grgak
who destroyed the kid’s bike.
Number 6 was submitted by miniman420 Spinalpalm
Spinalpalm was at his girlfriend’s house
one night when she decided to give him head.
While she was doing the deed, her mother walked
in and yelled, “What the fuck are you doing
with my daughter, you pervert?”
Spinalpalm put his hoodie down quick enough
to hide his ‘male part.’
His girlfriend stood up and looked at Spinalpalm,
expecting him to answer her mother.
He looked at his girlfriend’s mother dead
in the eye and said, “There’s been a misunderstanding,
ma’am.
Your daughter was just pretending to be a
cat.
It’s this silly thing she does.”
His girlfriend backed him up on the lie.
After fifteen uncomfortable seconds of silence,
his girlfriend’s mother believed them and
apologized before leaving the bedroom.
Number 5 was submitted by TheNewKiller69 Danger
Dolan
Back when he was in third grade, Dolan told
a lot of lies.
The biggest lie that he told happened when
he had to turn in his homework that one of
his parents had to sign.
Since he always played video games before
finishing his homework, he forgot to have
one of them sign it.
When the teacher asked him why his homework
wasn’t signed, Dolan told his teacher that
his mom said she would sign it but after taking
their dog for a quick morning walk.
He continued with his lie by saying that,
about halfway through the walk, his mom was
shot in the leg by a crazed man with a rifle
and had to be rushed to the emergency room.
All the teachers were in shock and began to
comfort him.
Not only was Dolan dismissed from the assignment,
but they let him go out for recess early for
a while.
Nobody ever found out the truth, although
Dolan never lied to get out of an assignment
again.
Number 4 was submitted by SealiaRose Dean,
the Time Wanderer
When Dean was five-years-old, he was messing
around with his older brother.
His brother got so annoyed that he threatened
to throw him in the toilet.
They were home alone at the time, so Dean
decided to dunk his entire face into the toilet.
When their mom got home, Dean began to fake
cry and blamed his brother for dunking his
face into the toilet.
Somehow, Dean got away with it, while his
brother was yelled at by their mom for a good
ten minutes.
Even to this day, their mom doesn’t know
the truth.
Number 3 was submitted by Galaxy_Skittles23
Doopie
One day, Doopie’s little brother was talking
to her about Minecraft when she began to get
annoyed.
She told him to stop talking, but he walked
closer to her and whispered loudly.
So, she bitch-slapped him and wrapped five
layers of tape around his mouth.
She then said, “Shut up, will you?
You’re fucking annoying me!”
That was when their mom walked into the room
and asked Doopie if she beat up her brother.
She said that he was watching a cussing video,
and that he was the one who wrapped all that
tape around his mouth to prevent himself from
repeating any of those words.
Her mom believed her, and she took Doopie’s
brother into another room to yell at him.
Later on, the incident was brought back up
again when Doopie said, “I actually told
him to stop watching the video, but he slapped
me and made me listen to it.”
Her brother broke down and said that he didn’t
do it, but their mom said, “Stop crying!
You know what you did.”
Number 2 was submitted by TryMe35769546695470
Hellbent
After school one day, Hellbent and his friend
were walking home when Hellbent’s friend
asked him if he’d like to do a dare.
He told him that he would pay him 100 dollars
if he did it.
“Let me hear it first,” said Hellbent.
His friend told him that he had to jump over
a six-foot barbed wire fence – which nobody
could see through and was surrounding a building
– and mess up the place as bad as he could.
Hellbent agreed to do it and climbed over
the fence.
Once he was behind the fence, he just clanged
a metal scrap against various things.
It was quiet enough to where the people in
the building couldn’t hear, but loud enough
for his friend to hear.
About ten minutes later, Hellbent climbed
back over the fence and they ran away.
Thinking Hellbent actually did the dare, his
friend gave him the 100 dollars.
Number 1 was submitted by Awesomejames89 Jameshark
When Jameshark was eleven, he traded bikes
with a kid he knew from school.
Since his parents didn’t know, Jameshark
hid the kid’s bike and told them that the
kid had stolen it.
The situation escalated so quickly that even
the police got involved.
The kid was arrested, and Jameshark’s parents
bought him a new version of his old bike.
Despite having a new bike, he still rode the
kid’s bike to and from school.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet
Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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