-This first poll asked,
"Will you listen to
Rudy Giuliani's podcast abou
Trump being impeached?"
75% said "no."
24% said "yes."
Rudy Giuliani said,
"What podcast?
I never said there was
gonna be a podcast.
Okay, fine, there's a podcast,
but I never said that.
Why would you think I said that?
I didn't say that."
This poll asked,
"How do you communicate
with your relatives?"
20% said "by phone."
20% said "by e-mail."
60% said, "Occasionally liking
one of their Facebook post
to let them know
we're still cool."
This next poll asks,
"How many drinks
is the appropriate amount
with co-workers?"
20% said, "One is fine."
20% said,
"Yeah, sure, okay, two."
20% said, "You know what?
I could do three."
20% said, "Well, if we're doin
four, we're doing five."
20% said, "H.R. is telling m
12 was too many."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Next, they asked,
"What is love?"
33% said, "Baby don't hurt me.
33% said, "Don't hurt me."
34% said, "No more."
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪♪♪
This next poll asks,
"How do you take your coffee?"
10% said "black."
15% said "milk and sugar."
10% said, "One Splenda,
one Equal, oat milk, steamed
Then have them put some ice in
it so it's not too hot,
two pumps vanilla,
and cinnamon sprinkles."
10% said, "Uh, sorry.
That was one Splenda, one Equal,
what else?"
10% said, "Oat milk, steamed
but have them put some
ice in it so it's not too hot,
two pumps vanilla,
and cinnamon sprinkles."
10% said, "Great.
Can I get your name?"
35% said, "Jennnnnifer
with five N's."
These are polls.
These are polls that --
-Wow. Polling people --
-They're polling people an
getting really interesting -
-That many people are name
Jennnnnifer with five N's?
-"Don't spell it wrong or else
I won't be able to know
it's my drink."
-No one will know
it's her drink.
-This last poll asked,
"What's your favorite food
at Thanksgiving?"
60% said "turkey."
35% said "organic turkey."
5% said, "Wild Turkey
I chugged in the bathroom
just to get through this thing."
That's all the time we have fo
"Tonight Show Polls."
