Hello babes. Once again it appears that I
am in the throes of my annual gasp for attention.
But this time I want to be
better. More productive, less unproductive
I want to make beautiful silly things
all the time. I want to make wild
animations. I really want to make more
music videos, and if you somehow missed
it already you can see a music video I
made on this channel of me singing
Stealers Wheel Stuck in the Middle With
You! Help yourself, it's free! This is free
entertainment that I give to you. Now
unfortunately when it comes to making
music videos of this nature
I cannot monetize them because the
music is copyrighted, and that's just
that.
That is just it. And secondly when it
comes to making animations it could
often take me a long long time to finish
them and due to YouTube's
delightfully fickle algorithm it can often feel like my
efforts aren't really worth it. So I've
done something that I should have done
yonks ago. I've set up a Patreon!!
How about that. Specifically focusing on
animations and music videos now a bunch
of you will already be aware of my
previous Patreon where I created adult
content and I'm just gonna say it: I have
not had the drive to draw porn in many
many moons. I don't know if I'm bored of
it or if my libido is just broken or
whatever but these things happen! And
besides, it is time for me to move on to
new adventures. Plus whatever I make now
will be accessible to everyone which is
ultimately far preferable. There's no
complaining is what I'm trying to say.
Worry not fellow sluts, my content
here will still be dreadful. I'll just be
the face of it. I think I've earned being
the face of my content. I've  made
cooking videos but like they're really
bad
Sorry. The camera generally isn't pointed
at my face in those videos I feel like
after 10 years I've learned a bit of
limelight. so yeah. So what is this
Patreon offer? Well, if you donate $1 a
month you will see edited clips, things
that I've cut away from the final
design, and they will end up on my
Patreon. And for those of you that donate three dollars a month you will
not only get these cut clips, but you
will also get your name, your
username that, is put at the ends of my
videos like you're a movie star in a
movie that's about me and stars only me.
So you want to support my brand of
idiocy, now is the best time to do so.
I want to give a thank you to everybody
who has joined my patreon already and an
enormous thank you said everybody who was
part of my previous patreon, even if you
left ages ago (I don't blame you), thank
you so much you have genuinely made my
life a lot easier day by day. You should
also follow me on Instagram because just
look at it my Instagram is just so good.
so good. I also have a most distinguished
Twitter account. I'm basically the most
hilarious and fascinating person in the
whole world and I need you to validate
me otherwise I might as well just not
exist. There is nothing unhealthy about
how this feels
 
 
