What's happening forum.
I don't know about you but I love red necks.
Especially when they get really drunk
and stand around half naked
holding a shotgun.
Only good can come from this.
*gun shot*
And right now you're probably thinking,
"Ray, those aren't red necks. That's the
YouTube staff and this is
their typical weekend
where they get together and reenact
various scenes from Broke Back mountain."
Now I don't know about that but  I do want
to know is why in the hell is this guy
wearing his sister's underwear.
Oh right, he and his sister just
got through making out.
I love roller coasters.
And I wish I could have gotten footage
of the first time I rode one. Like this kid.
Now he seems excited going
up that first hill.
But as the roller coaster keeps going
his expressions change a little bit.
*screaming* Ah! Ah! Ah!
Now I'm guessing this video went viral
because people like to laugh at this
kid's facial expressions. I mean look at that.
"Jizz in my pants..."
I don't blame the kid though, you know
because I get scared too, I mean
that's the same face I  make
when I gotta ride the bumper cars.
Nah I'm just kidding.
I'm not tall enough to ride the bumper cars.
Forum there's this dating advice video
that unexpectedly went viral this week.
Now the video is called "Ask a Crack Ho."
And this woman’s responses to these
peoples dating problems are
freaking genius.
Propecia: "Alright come over here
(Man) Propecia, what can I do to
get my girlfriend in the mood?"
(Propecia) Wash your smelly ass and
balls you knappy mother f**** you!"
(Woman)
Propecia, what can I do to get
my boyfriend to pay attention to me?
(Propecia)
I ought to kick your ass you
fat funky bitch you need to get up off
your fat ass and lose some
of that god damn weight!
(Woman) 
Propecia, my boyfriend just broke up with me
and I was wondering what
I can do to get him back?
(Propecia)
You don't want the mother f**** back!
Go get you some dope bitch,
don't worry about that nigger,
now you can get any man you want.
Now I don't know if this woman is
an actual crack ho,
she looks more an actress to me.
But what's funny is the dating
advice she gives to people,
is not that far from the truth.
(Man) Propecia, my girlfriend tells
me I'm a stud, what do you think?
(Propecia)
You sound like a god damn pussy to me.
(Couple)
Hey Propisha it's our one year anniversary-
(Propecia)
Who gives a f***!
(Woman) Propecia, how can I get my
husband to help out around the house?"
(Propecia)
You need to learn how to suck some god damn dick!
(Woman) Hey Propecia, do you think
it's okay to kiss on the first date?
(Propecia) I ought to jump through this
god damn TV and slap the piss out of
your mother f**** stupid ass.
Best advice ever.
In fact when it comes to dating advice,
this woman makes people like Dr. Phil
look like a clumsy red neck.
*gun shot*
Ya, just like that.
You know what time it is forum.
It's time for comment question of the day.
Which comes from
username Mynamesnotdana.
And she said-
"Okay, my question is if you could choose to
have anything grow on trees,
what would you choose?"
So if you could choose to have anything
grow on trees, what would it be?
Leave your interesting creative questions
in the comment section below,
and don't forget to submit your video
for next episodes comic question of the day.
But thanks for watching today’s
episode of Equals Three,
I'm RayWiiliamJohnson, and
I approve this message.
Oh, and the "I approve this message"
montage is finally finished I'll put the link at
the top of the sidebar,
a guy named MorphProductions did it for me.
So go check it out, and while you're
on his channel, make sure and subscribe to
him because he definitely deserves it
for all his hard work.
Thanks again guys,
I'll see you in a few days.
So tell me forum, if you could invent
what would it be?
*music: Fatty Spins: Doin' Your Mom*
Captioned by Danyoul for Captvids.com
(Kid)
I wanna go again.
(Kid)
Go again!
(Dad)
Go again.
(Kid)
Yeah.
