>> A BRUTAL ARCTIC FREEZE
SWEEPING OVER NEARLY A QUARTER
OF THE COUNTRY, BRINGING THE
COLDEST AIR IN A GENERATION TO
PARTS OF THE MIDWEST.
>> MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE URGED
TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS OR JUST STAY
INDOORS.
>> IT'S FREEZING COLD.
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♪
>> THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN IN THIS
ENTIRE CITY CAPABLE OF
DEFROSTING MR. FREEZE.
♪
( TELEPHONE RINGS )
>> BATMAN.
UH-HUH.
MR. FREEZE?
YEAH, MMM, TAKING THE DAY OFF.
IT'S JUST TOO COLD OUTSIDE.
THAT POLAR VORTEX, AND THROW THE
WIND CHILL IN THERE, FORGET
ABOUT IT.
I'M JUST GOING TO HANG IN HERE
IN THE BAT CAVE AND WATCH BAT
FLICKS.
WHAT?
COME ON, I'M PRETTY MUCH JUST
WEARING SPANDEX HERE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
>> SURELY YOU MUST BE JESTING.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT, SON OF
A --
>> LATER AT CHICAGO'S NAVY PEER.
DAMN YOU, COMMISSIONER
GORDON!
I'M FREEZING MY BATAWANG OFF!
>> Announcer: IT'S THE "LATE
SHOW"
