Wish you had a way to instantly identify
kids that belong to you?
I have Asperger's (ass burgers), don't you?
Well let me show you how to have it anytime, any place.
Asperger's (ass burgers) & chastity & asshole
penetration with no hassle
with the Big City Chastity Device
are safe & way more fun for your entire family!
But in some bullshit states, it's legal. What-the-fuck!?
But in my car, I say fuck it, it's illegal, because
Billy Mays works
[ringing]
Hi! It's Billy!
Hey Billy! It's Carla. Are you gay?
Fuck it, Carla. It's legal.
That's gay.
[clicks off]. Bitch.
So maybe you had a kid or 2. Just jack off.
Maybe you had 19.
Hey we all make mistakes!
Your kids are gonna love your chastity.
I love male chastity!
I'm really going to kill myself
with a drill.
Kids love my chastity.
What-the-fuck!?
Now you look cuddly.
To the Naknada, you are Naknada.
I looove Trump Steaks & myself, don't you?
What do you do when you watch your favorite
suicide porn?
You kill yourself, then simply troll everyone.
Hahaha!
[Rocky Lockridge crying]
You're the asshole-sucker, huh?
Your mouth, not mine.
