Nani?  There we go.
My name's Jeb
And it's time to make some salad
What?
Is he making this sound?
Yeah
Oh
Oh wow
He's not just making the salad, he's creating the salad
I grow weary of all the gardening rules we have to follow
Yes?
Maybe that's why I grow so many things without soil
What?  Without soil?
Is that even possible?
I'm going to try to grow a salad with
Five different plants in the same tote
No
Impossible
It's never been done before
The mad lad
The mad man
What is that?  Is that the thing that goes in walls?
Of course that has it's own challenges
What is that?
Different nutrient requirements
Different maturation dates
Of course
Picking up six rock wools with one hand
One hand?
This is already better than the Bat Woman trailer
No
Bamboo skewer doesn't follow the rules either
Oh my god
It just keeps picking up the seeds and setting them down
Someone stop this man!
Stop him!
It is
On a side note
This tap water has a PH of
Didn't check
And an EC of
That would be the craziest
Not worried about it
Not worried...
Unbelievable
Oh god
Whoa!
No, my god!
Unbelievable
These plants look pretty happy so far though
My god
I usually try to wait until after adding nutrients to thin out plants
No
But these radishes were impatient
No, radish!
Some must pay the price
Understandable
No
The slaughtering
Day 15 Nutrients: 3 gallons tap water, 6 grams MasterBlend Tomato, 6 grams calcium nitrate, 3 grams epsom salt, a ton of love
Day 15 nutrients
Love, a ton
So that's my What's App, I need to mute it
Would you believe me if I told you I hadn't been mixing my dry ingredients thoroughly
Not thoroughly, my god
I did another video on the pest issues I encountered
A pest issue?
I'll try not to ruin the ending for you
Oh no!
Oh
Oh my god
He just killed that salad
He just murdered it
Right in front of it's family
Don't be jealous, danish cookie tin
It's just a disposable loaf pan
My god
I knew this radish would mature before anything else
And I put the carrots in the middle because they like to grow tall
We'll just have to see how that works out
Vegan's nightmare watching this video
They what?
I don't eat plants
I eat air
I photosynthesize
Hey I said a difficult word
Have you heard the prophecy that was foretold?
Ooh!
The gardener that grows the plants in the stone
Shall be king
Damn
Now that's a radish
That music is so great
Holy shit
Oh wow
Something has taken root
In my radishes roots
Seems harmless
Maybe it's beneficial
Is it Jeborrhizae?
Is it Jeborrhizae?
Oh
Holy shit
Oh lettuce
You fell before your time
That's sad
Maybe a different fungus took you
The other lettuce looks fine
Eff's in the chat for the lettuce guys
Unbelievable
Holy shit
Can someone stop the radish!
This other lettuce got a little tall in the end
But it wasn't bitter
Is it possible to have too much cilantro?
Never
Like I suspected the carrots just didn't have enough time to
Get to a decent size
So is that thing just to hold it in place?
Like when the seeds are planted?
Even I'm not going to eat the roots out of that
That looks so nasty
Roots are so fucking gross
I've been clearing out my garden and just like all the stuff you find in the soil, I'm like uh a fucking horror movie
Don't eat rock wool
OK
Radishes this large tend to be spicy
Really?
But most of the heat's in the skin
OK
Is that his sauce?
I mean it doesn't look bad
So what gardening rules do you like to break?
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You can't just break the rules, man
You can't just break the rules
