  [ Thunder crashes ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
  Two minutes on the clock.
  Let's do this.
  Some turtles can breathe
  out of their anus.
  How do you impress people
  at parties?
  -Kate.
  -By not showing up.
  10 points.
  Shakespeare was
  the first person
  to use the phrase
  "cold-blooded."
  How would you describe
  Kellyanne Conway?
  -Blonde.
  -10 points.
 The San Andreas Fault is moving
 at a rate of 2 inches a year.
  What will you miss most
  about California
  when it eventually falls
  into the sea?
   -Kate.
   -West Hollywood and gay bars.
  Guy: 10 points.
   -Wait, I don't get to answer?
   -No.
I'm gonna miss Napa Valley.
  Casey: Ana, you are clearly
too inebriated
to play Lightning Round
safely.
  I am providing you
   with a safe sober buddy.
   John, come back on stage.
 John Early, come on.
 Get in here.
-I brought the platter.
-Okay.
 They will be playing
  as a team together.
John, you are driving.
This is the first time in "Talk
 Show the Game Show" history.
-Put that on the floor.
 -Focus, John.
I'm focused.
In 1497, Vasco de Gama
 rounded the Cape of Good Hope
  looking for spices.
 What will you leave the house
after midnight to buy?
 Ana.
   -Whiskey.
  10 points.
[ Cheers and applause ]
International Falls, Minnesota,
is the coolest point in
the continental United States.
  Who is the Fonzie of today?
John McCain.
 10 points. 10 points.
Also would've accepted
  Tig Notaro.
 [ Laughter ]
  In 79 A.D., Mount Vesuvius
erupted for 24 straight hours.
  What does Sting do for fun?
 Ana.
   -[Bleep]
  -10 points.
 [ Laughter ]
Diet Coke was invented in 1982.
 What else pairs well
  with a house salad?
 Kate.
   -Boredom.
Guy: 10 points.
   1.3% of Americans
 identify as bisexual.
What do you do
   to get attention?
 Ana.
   -I pretend I'm pansexual.
