- [Gary] It wasn't curiosity that led to
the search for final space,
the last point in the universe.
Some believe it's a great power,
others that its discovery would undo time.
What I believe
is that it's a giant,
glowing marshmallow castle.
Atop its fluffy, gelatinous tower
there sits an elemental,
beautiful, glowing,
and he is shaped like a snowy egret,
and his name is Peewin Junior.
It woulda been tight.
It woulda been tight.
- [Voiceover] Auto-destruct
in four minutes.
- [Gary] Can you change that
to something more cheerful?
- [Voiceover] Like what, Gary?
- Cookies.
Act like you're baking
a big batch of cookies.
- [Voiceover] Gary, the cookies
will be done in four minutes.
- Oh, fantastic. I love cookies.
HUE,
have you located a temporal worm?
- [Voiceover] My calculations project
the incursion will happen at any moment.
- The Gary has been brought to his knees.
Release the much-deserved
celebratory victory balloons!
- Lord-Commander.
- Release them! Release!
What is this? What is this?
What is this?
What are these shriveled
carcasses of depression?
- This is the end.
I failed.
Crap! I failed freaking hard.
So, really hard.
I failed to stop this all from happening.
When I became a warden
in the Infinity Guard,
I just really wanted to wear
this killer, sweet uniform
to pick up killer, sweet babes.
I never woulda thought
all the things I've done
would have led to this.
(crowd cheers)
- [Voiceover] After multiple screens,
we have selected Gary Bisby
to be our candidate for
the Galaxy One ship,
to go beyond the reaches of outer space.
(ship blasts off)
- Quinn
always thought it was wicked sweet.
It looks like we got
our butt-cheeks into
another hot vise, Avocato.
- Oh, we're stuck, Gary.
- What?
We're stuck?
Is this that sensation?
I hadn't the faintest idea!
I truly didn't know!
I was curious. Oh boy, I was curious.
I was over here, curious.
- We are so stuck right now.
- Oh my gosh, Kevin.
I will find the most unpleasant way
of getting my foot dislodged
only to get it relodged
in your friggin' fart sandwich.
- You're in for it now, Gary.
- The bionic sloth
warlords! They found us.
- Quick, let's get out of here.
(laughs)
- [Voiceover] Gary, the
cookies will be done
in three minutes.
- It's up to me now, Avocato.
(banging)
(lasers blasting)
Kevin, I hated you.
I just wanted you to know that.
In fact, staring at your lifeless mess
brings me eternal joy.
Peace out.
- [Voiceover] Gary, a temporal
worm has been detected.
- [Gary] HUE, if this works...
- [Voiceover] You will retain
no memory of these events,
only fragments.
- Lock and load.
- Chokitty tookitty?
- Let's do this, Mooncake!
(yelling, lasers blasting)
Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
We are... Oh, no. We're on
the wrong freaking planet.
Well, crap. Scooter is totally dead.
HUE, open the hatch.
- [Voiceover] Gary, the cookies
will be done in two minutes.
- [Gary] What are we making here?
Chocolate chip? Sugar cookies?
- [Voiceover] A 10,000
gigaton snickerdoodle.
- (laughs) HUE, there's
something I need to know.
- [Voiceover] What is it, Gary?
- Let's say this temporal worm
sends me back far enough.
Can I save Quinn?
- [Voiceover] I'm afraid no such name
exists in the archives,
thus I cannot provide a proper answer.
- Quinn.
- Fire!
(explosion booms)
- [Voiceover] Gary, the
cookies will be done
in one minute.
- [Gary] HUE.
- [Voiceover] Please, no sappy goodbye.
- [Gary] But, I love HUE. (laughs)
- [Voiceover] Goodbye, Gary.
- What is the Gary doing?
- Lord-Commander,
there is a temporal worm located...
- No! No! Fire everything!
Rip that ship from space!
(explosions blast)
- [Voiceover] The cookies are done.
- Gary!
- Don't forget, Gary. Don't forget.
You save Mooncake,
you save the universe,
you save Quinn.
(gentle piano music)
