
Chinese: 
大家好！這是 DramaAlert 新聞
我是主持人 Killer Keemstar
我們馬上進入到新聞
各位先生女士，就是今日
KSI 正式地回應了 Jake Paul 和 Logan Paul
他上傳的影片標題：回覆給 JAKE 和 LOGAN PAUL
首先 KSI 回覆 Jake 和 Logan
試圖想要 KSI 打他們的父親。
播放！
KSI：我才不要打你的「詭異吸粉樣的馮迪索」父親
與其你要你的父親來打我
不如你最好叫他回去親矇眼的女生
他不是很擅長嗎？

English: 
What is up Drama Alert Nation
I'm your host Killer Keemstar
Lets get right into the news
Ladies and gentlemen, the day is here
KSI has officially responded to Jake Paul and Logan Paul
He uploaded a video titled: RESPONDING TO JAKE AND LOGAN PAUL
First, KSI responds to Jake and Logan
trying to get KSI to fight their Daddy. Roll it!
KSI: I am not going to fight your creepy, Vin Diesel,
on crack looking ass Dad
Instead of making your dad want to fight me,
You should make him go back to kissing blindfolded girls
He's good at that isn't he?
(Kiss noises)
KSI: BLEH (Disgusted noises)

English: 
Disgusting.
Logan Paul: I don't really like to fight people, I REKT people
I'm sorry but these guys are 100% the most cringe people I've ever watched
These boys need a beat down
But, you know what?
I'm gonna be honest, guys
I don't think it's gonna happen
I mean, with form like this...
(Look at the top of his head meme)
No no no no no!
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
KSI: There's actually no hope in you thinking you can beat me
But Jake and Logan's first video on this
was the BIGGEST dodge to my call-out
since this guy
Keemstar: Ohhhh shit!
Ok! So it gets even better!
KSI responds to Jake and Logan, calling him irrelevant
Roll it!
Jake: Let's look up the definition of irrelevant
Unimportant, useless.
150,000 subscribers in the past month and 50 million views

Chinese: 
令人作噁！
Logan Paul：我不喜歡打人，我只毀滅人
我很抱歉，但這些人是我看過 100% 最尷尬的人
這些男孩需要被教訓
但你知道嗎？
我必須要誠實，各位
我不認為這會發生
你想說，你看他們的樣子...
KSI：你根本沒有機會 認為你可以擊敗我
但 Jake 和 Logan 對此的第一部影片是
史上最大「閃躲我的戰帖」
超越了這傢伙
Keemstar：喔！天啊！
好的！
KSI 回應 Jake 和 Logan ，說他毫不重要
播放！
Jake：我們來查 irrelevant 的解釋定義
「不重要、沒用」
在過去一個月內，
15萬訂閱者 和 5000萬觀看次數

Chinese: 
相較我的，
2.2億觀看次數 和 60萬訂閱者
由此可知，這個「小孩」一點也不重要
好的！
Jake 你怎麼說我不重要，你卻在談論我
我怎麼不重要，
Jake 你卻把我的名在放在你的標題裡
還把我的臉放在你的縮圖裡
我怎麼不重要
你得到的轉推和收藏次數
超越人生你以往的紀錄
我前幾天有推文這篇
難道我不重要，
是因為我的 觀看次數/月 比你少？
但是你上傳的影片遠比我多
在過去幾個月？
如果我每天上傳，
我保證我的 觀看次數/月 一定比你還多
我想說還可以繼續比
但我不要，因為這是很愚蠢的爭吵
我不懂這整件事執迷於不重要
這他媽蠢斃了
別像這傢伙一樣 (Christian Burns)
（你他媽醜死和不重要，殺了你自己吧）
（你他媽醜死和不重要，你賺不到錢）
沒有人喜歡這個人
Keemstar：喔天啊！
最後 KSI 對「挑戰」議題相當嚴肅
播放！
KSI：Jake 你還曾說...

English: 
Compared to my 220 million views, and 600,000 subscribers
So as you can tell, this "kid" is irrelevant
KSI: *sighs*
Ok, Jake how can I be irrelevant if you're talking about me?
How can I be irrelevant Jake if you've put my name in your title
And put my face in your thumbnail
How can I be irrelevent if I have a tweet that has more
retweets and favorites then you've ever had in your life
-and I tweeted this a few days ago.
Am I irrelevant because my monthly views is less than yours?
But you've posted way more than me
In the past few months?
If I posted every single day, I guarentee you I would get more monthly views than you
I mean I could go on but  I'm not going to because this is such a stupid argument
I dont understand this whole obsession with being irrelevant
It's fucking stupid
Don't turn into this guy (Christian Burns)
No one likes this guy
Keemstar laughs...Oh shit!
And then at the end, KSI gets DEAD SERIOUS
with the challenge. Roll it!
KSI: Jake, you even said this:

English: 
Jake: Nah Imma save that one for KSI
Jakes childish squad:  OHHHHHHHHH
HE'S GOING DOWN!!!!
KSI: So come show me, motherfucker
Me vs. you, Jake Paul in a boxing match
Leave my bro outta this because I am the one that called you out.
My belt will be on the line, our pride will be on the line,
our dignity will be on the line, relevancy will be on the line
since you give so much of a shit about that
And we'll see who the better man is
-we'll see who the real s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s SAVAGE (dab) is
And then after I slap up your brother, you'll be next, Logan
And I'll fly over to your country and do the exact same thing to you
So Jake, fuck your terms. I'm the one with the belt
I'm the A-side, I'm the one who proved they could fight on a global stage
Not you.
So this is all I want:
Jake, Logan, LISTEN
I want a straight answer
YES, lets have a boxing match
Or no, I'm a pussy
Simple as that. Pick one of those options and then we'll go from there
Keemstar: Damn so it looks like JJ is straight up
focusing on Jake. Challenging Jake to this boxing match

Chinese: 
Jake：不行！我要保留這一拳送給 KSI
他會被擊倒！！！
KSI：有本事就過來，王八蛋
我 vs 你 Jake Paul 在拳擊賽裡
別把我的弟弟扯進來
因為是我本人向你下的戰帖
賭上我的腰帶、賭上我們的驕傲
賭上我們的尊嚴、賭上這個關聯
反正你有那麼多那樣的垃圾
然後我們會看見，誰才是比較好的男人
我們會看見，誰才是真正的...
「 狂 」
當我打爆你弟弟，Logan 你是下一位
我會飛去你的國家，然後對你做一樣的事
所以 Jake 去你的條件，我是戴著腰帶的人
我是擲硬幣的人。
我是唯一能夠證明他們能在世界舞台上對決
不是你
這是我想要的：
Jake、Logan 聽好
我要直接的答案
好的，我們來場拳擊賽
或不，我是個膽小鬼
很間單吧。選一個選項，然後我們就開始
Keemstat：天啊！JJ似乎直接針對 Jake
要在拳擊賽上挑戰 Jake

Chinese: 
我們必須等待 Jake 會說出什麼
但你們都知道 Jake Paul 是有點控制狂
我高度懷疑，他是否會接受這個條件
我相信他會都出更誇張的條件
來試著逃出這整個事件腳本
總之，KSI 的弟弟 Deji
現在人位於洛杉磯，住在「Clout House」
然後他上傳了一部新影片
標題：「在洛杉磯尋找 JAKE 和 LOGAN PAUL 」
整部影片最棒的部分是
當他到達「Clout House」時
Ricegum 帶 Deji 去參觀健身房
然後 Ricegum 開始踢沙包袋...
太好笑了！
播放！
Keemstar：夠了！
我不知道！為何那麼好笑！

English: 
And we're gonna have to wait what Jake has to say
But ya'll know Jake Paul's kind of a control freak
I HIGHLY doubt he's going to agree to these terms
I bet he puts out even more ridiculous terms
to try to get outta this whole scenario
However, KSI's brother, Deji
is in LA right now staying at the clout house and he uploaded a brand new video
titled: LOOKING FOR JAKE AND LOGAN PAUL IN LA
And the absolute best part of this video is
when he gets to the clout house, Ricegum shows Deji the gym
and Ricegum starts kicking this bag and well...
it's so funny! Roll it!
Keemstar starts laughing
Keemstar: STOP! (laughing)
I don't know! I don't know why its so funny!

Chinese: 
我傳訊息給 Ricegum
我說：這是 YouTube 上最好笑的東西
我不知道、我不知道、我不知道為何那麼好笑
但就是好笑＠
當然，另一則新聞
Alissa Violet 惡整狗仔
The Hollywood Fix 上傳一部影片標題：
「Alissa Violet 透露她懷孕三個星期
 ＆ 說出她最近整形」
播放這個大美女的畫面
狗仔：嘿！妳好嗎 Alissa ?
妳最近怎麼樣？
Alissa：放鬆
狗仔：很好！我喜歡妳的眼睛！
跟我之前看到的很不一樣！
Alissa：我在眼睛上動了整形手術
狗仔：妳是認真的嗎？！
Alissa：我換了眼睛的顏色
Alissa：我開玩笑的，我的天啊！
狗仔：這太瘋狂了！妳最近怎麼樣？
狗仔：我有一陣子沒看到妳
Alissa：我懷孕了
狗仔：真的？
Alissa：懷孕三個星期
狗仔：是懷了 Bank 的小孩嗎？
Alissa：我不知道爸爸是誰，我不知道

English: 
Yo, I texted Ricegum
I said it's the funniest shit on youtube
Hah, I don't know-I don't get-I don't know why it's so funny
but it's just funny!
Also, in the news,
Alissa Violet is trolling the paparazzi
The Hollywood Fix uploaded a video titled:
Alissa Violet Reveals She's 3 Weeks Pregnant & Speaks On her Recent Plastic surgery
Roll this beautiful (?) footage
Paparazzi Dude: Hey what's up allissa how's it going?
What have you been up to lately?
Alissa: Just chillin'
Paparazzi Dude: Good! I love your eyes! They look so different from what I'm used to!
Alissa: I got plastic surgery on my eyes
Paparazzi Dude: Are you serious!?!
Alissa: I changed the color of my eyes
Alissa: I'm kidding oh my gosh
Paparazzi Dude: Thats crazy! what have you been up to lately?
Paparazzi Dude: I haven't seen you in a while
Alissa: I'm pregnant
Paparazzi Dude: Really?
Alissa: 3 weeks pregnant
Paparazzi Dude: With uh Bank's baby?
Alissa: I don't know who the father is, I've no idea

Chinese: 
Keemstar：她說得無比認真
Keemstar：Alissa 妳夠了！
另一則新聞，
Logan Paul...
顯然地 YouTube 還是很愛 Logan Paul 先生
因為他幾天前震撼回歸
連沒有訂閱他的人，都被他的影片洗版
來自 Telegraph 的一篇文章指出：
「譴責 YouTube 刷通知來
推廣 Logan Paul 回歸影片」
沒有訂閱他頻道的用戶，抱怨收到來自 YouTube 的
 Logan Paul 歸的影片通知、推薦影片
沒錯！很明顯大家都在洗 Logan 的影片
我懂... 那是機器演算還是
 YouTube 真的在推廣 Logan Paul 的回歸

English: 
Keemstar again laughs
Keem: She said that so STONE COLD SERIOUS
Keem: Alissa, ya need to stop!
Also in the news,
Logan Paul...apparently Youtube still loves Mr. Logan Paul
because when he made his big comeback a couple of days ago,
people that weren't even subscribed to him, were getting spammed with his video
An article coming out from the Telegraph saying that Youtube spammed notifications
promoting Logan Paul's comeback video criticised
Users who were not subscribed to his channel complained about receiving
the notification, recommended, Logan Paul is back from Youtube
Yeah, apparently everybody was being spammed with Logan's video
I know I was so...is that like a bot or was Youtube actually promoting Logan Paul's big return

Chinese: 
然後現在來到最後一則故事
是的！我知道這新聞有點慢了幾天
一位叫 Jimmy Wong 主持烹飪頻道的 YouTuber
頻道叫做 Feast of Fiction
徹底發飆對 Dr. DisRespect
他在推特上推文：
各位這是你們的 Dr. DisRespect
他清楚地認為他越過了界限和他的老婆外遇
但是種族歧視嗎？他這麼認為
Keemstar：然後他貼出很多 YouTube 影片連結在推特
播放！
Dr.DisRespect：模仿中國人說話
Dr.DisRespect：中國第一名
我們都來自中國
我的對手都是來自中國！
因為他們不知道該怎麼辦
更多模仿中國人說話
Dr.DisRespect：我認為這個人來自中國
我分辨得出來，你看他
更多模仿

English: 
And now for our final story,
yes, I know it's kind of a slow news day here.
A youtuber known as Jimmy Wong, who hosts a popular cooking channel here
called Feast of Fiction
Completely went off on Dr. Disrespect
He posted it on twitter
Here is your Doctor Disrespect everybody
He clearly thought he crossed the line with cheating on his wife
but racism? Guess he finds that ok
Keem: And then he linked a bunch of youtube clips and posted this video on twitter
Roll it!
Dr Disrespect: Mimicking chinese people speaking
Dr. Disrespect: CHINA NUMBER ONE CHINA NUMBER ONE
WE ALL FROM CHINA
EVERYONE THAT I'M FIGHTING IS FROM CHINA!
BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
More mimicking chinese people
Dr disrespect: Ooh! I feel like this guy is from china right here
I can just tell, look at him
more mimicking

Chinese: 
Dr.DisRespect：這些人！他們無所不在！
黎明遊戲公司！他媽蠢蛋！你是蠢蛋！醒醒！
讓他們給出這個伺服器！
Keemstar：好的！看完這個影片 你可能會說
天啊！Dr.DisRespect 是種族歧視！
我認為這比較像遊戲文化
好吧！如果你有玩線上遊戲，中國人... 他們都開外掛
我玩 Rust，中國人無所不在
他們開外掛，自動瞄準和改數據...
這是線上第一人稱射擊遊戲的嚴重問題
不僅有這些有名的案件，還有更多來自各方的報導
主要是 PUBG 絕地求生，外掛都是來自中國
這都大致發生在第一人稱射擊線上遊戲
我很抱歉！當我玩 Rust 的時候，
我們都討厭中國人，因為他們都開外掛

English: 
Dr Disrespect: THESE GUYS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
DAYBREAK! Fuckin idiots! YOU IDIOTS! WAKE UP!
GET THEM OFF THE SERVER!
Keem: Ok so after playing that video you might say to yourself
Well geez, Dr. Disrespect IS racist
I...I think its more gaming culture
Alright, so if you play online pc games, the chinese are...they're fucking hackers!
I...I played Rust and the chinese always get on there and they hack and have auto-aim and bots
Like this is actually an issue with online first-person shooters on PC
Like, not only this is a well known thing, like there's many reports all over the place
Majority of PUBG cheats are from China
And that goes for almost all first-person shooter type online PC games
Like, I'm sorry when we played Rust, we hated the chinese cause they fucking cheat!

Chinese: 
所以 Dr. 是種族歧視嗎？還是
他對遊戲上來自中國的外掛感到挫望
我想是後者吧！
各位先生女士！這是今日的新聞
在結束之前，我想要給我一個挑戰
我要挑戰：KSI, Deji, Logan Paul 
和 Jake Paul 來到 Drama Alert 節目上
透過 Skype 通話，我們來把事情說個明白
我們必須看這場鬥爭！
我想說幾天前...
Elon Musk（Tesla汽車執行長）
發射一台特斯拉到外太空！
直播超過 200萬人收看！
擊敗了 KSI & Joe Weller 的拳賽
擠到了 YouTube 最多觀看直播 排名# ３
同時
但我們都知道，如果 KSI 對決 Jake Paul
或是 Deji 對決 Jake Paul
KSI 對決 Logan Paul
線上直播會有５百萬人收看
或許更多！

English: 
So is Doc being racist? Or is he just a frustrated PC gamer being mad at hackers that are from China?
I think it's the later one
Ladies and gentleman that is it for the news today but before I go I want to issue a challenge of my own
I challenge: KSI, Deji, Logan Paul, and Jake Paul to come here on Drama Alert
Jump into a skype call, and lets iron this thing out
We need to see this fight! I mean just a couple of days ago
Elon Musk launched a Tesla up into space!
And that livestream had over 2 million views!
knocking the KSI & Joe Weller fight down to the 3rd most viewed Live Stream on Youtube
(Concurrently)
But we all know if KSI fights Jake Paul or Deji fights Jake Paul
And KSI fights Logan Paul, that livestream will have 5 million concurrent viewers
maybe even more!

English: 
If you are new here make sure you subscribe with notifications on, you don't wanna miss a thing
We're gonna have every detail of this fight for you right here on DramaAlert
If you enjoyed this video, and you want to see this fight, make sure you slap a like on it
Drama Alert Nation now over 3 million, 400,000 subscribers

Chinese: 
如果你是新來的！記得要按訂閱 
開啟通知鈴鐺，如果你不想錯過事情的話
我們會為您準備更多拳賽的細節，就在這裡 DramaAlert
如果你喜歡這部影片，你想要看拳賽！
那你一定要按個喜歡鍵
DramaAlert Nation 
現在超過 340萬人訂閱！
