Hi, sisters!
Shistars- hi, shishtars. I was so excited about today's video. I don't even know where to begin.
But last year, James Charles posted this makeup look.
(Hiya, sisters)
and
I have been
Obsessed. I have been obsessed with this makeup look since the day
James posted it last year and I was gonna recreate a last year and I just didn't and I...
I'm just so excited and I kind of
Dabbled last year in the Pennywise the clown and dressing as James Charles and all that kind of stuff
Remember it's like the trailers I came like in the gutter. Yes. You should be like cum in my gutter. Hey guys
It's slutty Pennywise.. *laughs*
Shistar!
It sucks! but I didn't get to do this and it has been eating away at me for an entire year
Like the second it was October 1st. I was like well I know what I'm filming!
I'm so fucking excited. I just post that video where I did a full face of like people that you hates palettes
I feel like I know if a video is successful debating on how many like meme pages like repost..
make. you guys really really like that video
So I thought I would just go right back into it today
you know just balls-deep in recreating another beauty guru look because I think at this point being a beauty guru is
Low-key my calling. As you guys know I'm really really bad at recreating complicated looks and I don't really think this is gonna turn out good
but i'm still so excited, I guess because shistar James is succeeding so much right now
I feel I feel like I need to clarify right now in this intro though like this is not shade.
James is clearly doing so much better than I could ever do and I'm so proud of him
I literally think he is the most like hard-working talented
Deserving fucking person ever. I've never met someone who works so hard in my entire life. So yeah
I'm not I'm not coming for a shistar. If anything
I'm just jealous..(no) and I feel like most people would do this tutorial
while whatching his- like reacting to his and following along, but honestly, I don't know how to do that.
I'm four years into my youtube carrer and
I have no idea of a reaction video and every single time I do it, I do it
Completely wrong.  Every reaction video I've ever posted on my channel
Like I've paid to someone else to like help me do shout out Bobby Mars
Um, so I just decided to watch the tutorial on my own time
And come here and recreate that so if you want to go watch the tutorial come back, you know
Give James that view not that he needs it AT ALL his last video was literally with Kylie
Jenner. I'm just gonna hop right into turning myself into James Charles' version of Pennywise.
Wow. I was also really really inspired by this up-and-coming youtuber brandy TV
She basically does these videos where she like eats an entire edible and then like poorly turns herself into like-
no offense like good poorly- like characters and they're absolutely
Incredible and I'm so I'm so inspired anyway I'm gonna pull up the tutorial on my shattered phone
Feel free to pull it up on you know, your your other phone that you're not watching this on (don't bother).
James: HIYA Sisters! Welcome back to my Youtube channel!
Oh I forgot that James like said IT sucked, and then filmed this video. We're delving right into our flashback Mary vibes
And I'm just gonna cover my face in the whitest foundation
I'm not gonna be using any of the nice products that James is using I went to Target and I just really fucked up the
Drugstore makeup section. Why is this just like literally my skin color?
*GASP*
Oh I hated that.
Oh my God I hated that. Ew you can make it like cum on your face watch
Think I'm gonna mix it with some
Halloween cream makeup
Like white makeup. This was only a dollar at Targets. Oh, yes. Oh, yES, oh bOY
Jordan is coming over in like an hour for a meeting and I'm so excited for him to show up and I'm just gonna look like this.
Although the sun is setting right now. So if anything it's just like spOokY.
OKaY
I'm gonna go in and make my face a little bit wetter ;)
And then I'll be back. WaIT now it's really going to filter on the video my camera like filters videos. This is so UGLY like already
Yeah, but I want to like spend the money so that I could just make all of the AdSense on this video
I'm gonna keep the money, you know (greedy hoe)
ohHoHohOHoh
I look like I what?!?
Dove my face in coke. I've been there you know, I've grown from that. Like a year ago
That's probably what I was doing right now. It makes my teeth look so not white. Dr. Gabe!
Unscrew my veneers.
Yeah they like screw them in your head. I'll never forget laying there like on laughing gas like hearing everything five times like I'm on acid.
And just feeling like them getting like- *turny sound?*
Like in my skull. *Laughs*
It literally looks like I put my face in coke.
Off camera: *stammers* it's like- it's not.. it's not it. Tana: That's not it sis.
Off camera: Chief called. Tana: ChIeF CaLLeD.. tHAt AiN't It.
Okay now we use the Jeffree Blood... Shistar palette.
They're so pigmented.*shistar snorts* Oh my God, I really just snorted that! My nose is numb. Jeffree what's in your shit? Okay,
I feel good about this. Off Camera: It's a lot better but irl it literally looks different.
Okay, so then he like mixed us a gray in a brown eyeshadow, I'm gonna be using theeee uhhh Morphe
35m palette use code James.
Think my last video made me really cocky like I was like, "Oh, I did that rainbow look." like YaaAsSsSS
What the fuck? As if my nose wasn't crooked enough and we have Laura Lee's probably every decision
She's early
*has a random ass convo*
Do you think that this looks anything like James's
Yeah,this makes my teeth so yellow. Here it is. We filled in his eyebrows like super dark.
Because like an alarm. Oh, no one like I'm not a fighter just like changed my whole name to like can't an emotion. I
Don't know why I keep roasting her, I literally don't mean to and it's like I'm so roastable like have you heard Hefner?
I have no right to be roasting Laura Lee. I mean, yeah, my apology videos are better but I like more season
*fucking boo bitch it's your reflection dumb bitch*
Take me on a trip bitch. Oo Bella has an amazing matte red you guys. Uhm swipe up and get her palette
I don't know, like some kids in a factory, IM JUST KIDDING
That could be so much worse...wait!
GO OFF!  it's funny because I go and doubt myself
And then I do something like this you were born for this, you were fucking born for this Tana.
It could be so much worse. That's how I feel about every makeup look I do now. It's not good
*a bit of real Tana*
Okay, then he does this thing where he makes this like gradually a bunch of colors but like-
*tries to blend but just makes more of a mess*
Me too gURL
Okay, I know I do this in every makeup video but just like hear me out, like- from here
Is Helen Keller prove like a fucked up thing to say because that's so funny for like my makeup
I think every look I do is literally helen keller approved
 
What's wrong it's a little weird she could say
Dude again, like I'm not saying like from here is good. It literally looks exactly the same as James the sort of get
Back to work. Dude it's so funny like me on a date with a guy like so what do you jump cut to just like-
Trevor I'm gonna die by like 30
IT the clown's booOodYyyY
Trevor just said like his asshole after it gets fucking destroyed is Sonia cat? *sis might be high tf she sayin*
Dude I'm gonna put on lashes though and this is gonna look so good *r u sure?*
*talks shit about LARLAR LEE*
I really feel like it's sister good
Okay me crying blood as a kid when I would have nose bleeds they'd come out of my eyes and my parents wouldn't take me to the hospital
I can't wait for Jordan to come over for like a meeting about like merch
and I just look like this
*behind the camera* quick film an apology video
Quick film an apology video because I'm crying
I'm so sorry for making fun of Laura Lee
I just like-
I just have like my own scandals, and her apology video was just so offensive to me and my culture,
like I just know she could have done better and I think I lashed out.
Scandal culture, it's a big- What if for Halloween I dress like a slutty scandal
I'm sooo down
Is it scary because I'm ugly or is it scary because it's scary?
*literally babbles on because I have no idea what she is saying or talking about*
HELLEN KELLER APPROVED
I woke up in Pennywises' body
Life with Mac? How did I know you were gonna say that? That was really creepy.
Life with Mac is I'm gonna come over and smoke a blunt
Dude it's so sad that you can put in so much effort to look this beautiful
You do sound off in the comments below
I look pretty
Okay so now should I make my outfit?
Yeah
*bass boost noise*
Dude this look is so funny
Any problem in my life, this is why, like "why did he cheat on you?"
THIS
Like dude imagine me showing up to like an LA Halloween party like this
I feel like I should make them like little flowers like this and make a ring.
SHOULD I JUST GLUE IT TO MY NECK?
HAHAHAH*gasp*HAHAHAHHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAH*gasp*HAHAHAHHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHA
I'm gonna make my choker out of natural coffee filters
*gasps* AND THEN I'LL BE BACK
wAIt I have to put on my sweater.
Should we make merch that says Kian Lawley will never fuck me?
Is that from the movie IT? Never seen it
SHISTAR
Can you sell like this outfit on D-Pop
You should sell a make up wipe with oyu wiping all this make up off
So funny because James this was more like Halloweeny and like cool or whatever was mine is clearly more high-fashion
Dude can we talking about how much I made fun of James for not being on Kylie's PR list and now he's just like fuking her on camera
*Trevor screeching*
Shistar had the last shistar laugh
How do I look are you taking my pic?
Just love falling, you know warm drinks and cozy sweaters this
One big ass vanilla. MGK and fucking eminem fighting
One big ass vanilla
*in background* MY DICK FELL OFF
You know what's funny too? Is that I saw James'
and you know he made his out of something nice or bought or whatever you know what I mean?
But I looked at it was instantly like "that could be made of coffee filters"
Growing up all my friends were like being like store-bought costumes and my
Goodness you try because I would it be like a ghost out of a sheet
Big about to the sixth grade like Serena and Moni consider being like buddies
We just cut two holes in the sheet you ungrateful bitch
Literally actually my father
NO LITERALLY. I'm just in a sheet
My dad offered to drive Imari to school once and then drove him half way
And then was like "GET OUT AND WALK"
Sponsored by Lipton
Better not pull down all my sponsorship's today
ME TOO
I'm like, "TODAYS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELP"
Somebody better help me
Someboy=sy better help me it's like the walls are-
All this ice on my wrist so I look better when I dance. I can't wait to be like
"IM DOING SO GOOD"
GEORGIEEEEEEEEEE
*is looking at the camera "seductively" lmao*
Imari can I do your whole look like this too?
You're already wearing a tan sweater
I'll do it quick
I'm like sNOrT uP
SNORT UP SHISTAR
SNORT UP THIS LINE SHISTAR
I'm like "SHTOP IT"
It's like street wear at the club.
Never forget that today and he tried to fuck Trevor
We look crazy like some purge shit
Casper the Friendly Ghost like rancid cum.
Yeah, and they say I'm not a Good Samaritan
I KNOW...SHISTAR
HIIIIIII GEORGIEEEEEEEEEE
This is actually a lot of work being a make up artist
No, can you pause the camera- my manager!
Comb I better help doesn't want to work with me why they Trevor's me better help it'll work
Dude you're so terrible at this
Why am I so glam and beautiful and then you're just terrifying??
*is the actual Pennywise*
*is an actual demon*
Me on drugs!
We should make a boat
We should make a boat get in the pool, it's cowboy copper one thing is how to make a bow
Good hook up my filler
Bryce all this just in: Trevor wants you to fuck his asshole, so fuck your ass
It's really scary
It's not Halloween. That's just every day.
BETTERHELP DROPPED ME!
Amari, you better be careful. BetterHelp did not drop you. This video is sponsored by BetterHelp, if you don't know what BetterHelp is...
it's an... is it an app?
(giggles)
BETTERHELP DROPPED ME! BETTERHELP DROPPED ME! BETTERHELP DROPPED ME!
BETTERHELP DROPPED ME! BETTERHELP DROPPED ME!
BETTERHELP DROPPED ME!
what the fuck is going on in this video...
*whispers* BetterHelp dropped me...
(maniacal laughter)
 
 
 
 
 
BYE, SHISHTARS!
SHISHTARS!
(what the fuck? i'm so fucking confused right now.)
