Lang ago in a wee island
Ah, Ochoo, the
shape-shifting master o'Darkness
Unleashed an unspeakable evil
But a foolish paladin Knight, wielding a magic sword
Stepped forth tae oppose me
Before the final blaw was struck, Ah tore open a portal in time and
tossed him intae the future
whur mah evil is the gaffer
Noo the ejit wants tae get back tae the began,
And undo the future that is Ochoo.
