Yo, home boy, where’ya been, man?
We’ve been looking for you.
Yeah. We ain’t seen you around Burger
World lately. So where’ya been, eh?
Oh, you know, around.
Want a piece of pizza? Think I got an
extra piece around here somewhere ...
No, that’s okay, thanks.
Yo, Ding-Dong, man, Ding-Dong.
Ding-Dong, yo!
No, thanks, really.
Yo, eat this, man. 
It’s good for you.
I’m not really very hungry right now ...
Hey, man, what it is with you?
You on some kind of diet?
Is that what they teach you in
that little sissy school of yours?
Back off me, man. Back off!
The question is: are you fat or what?
Leave me alone!
I said: are you fat?
Get off me, man! Stop it!
You ain’t down with us no more!
You ain’t fat. You ain’t fat!
You ain’t fat! You ain’t nothin’!
You ain’t nothin’!
Sham!
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I’ll sit on you
The word is out: better treat me right
Cause I’m the king of cellulite
Ham on—
Ham on—
Ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I’m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I’ve got more chins than Chinatown
Well I’ve never used a phone booth
and I’ve never seen my toes
When I’m goin’ to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I’m fat, I’m fat
Sham on
You know I’m fat, I’m fat
You know it
You know I’m fat, I’m fat
You know it. You know
Don’tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just tell me once again—
Who’s fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
it measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I’m a lucky man
I’m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more Pie à la Mode
I’m gonna need my own zip code
When you’re only having seconds
I’m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I’m fat, I’m fat
Sham on
You know I’m fat, I’m fat
You know it
You know I’m fat, I’m fat
You know it. You know
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again—
Who’s fat?
If you see me comin’ your way
Better give me plenty of space
If I tell you now I’m hungry
Then won’t you feed my face
Because I’m fat, I’m fat
Sham on
You know I’m fat, I’m fat
You know it
You know I’m fat, I’m fat
You know it. You know
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
You know I’m fat, I’m fat
Sham on
You know I’m fat, I’m fat
You know it. You know it
You know. You know
You know. Come on
And you know all by myself I’m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I’m huge, I’m fat, you know it
You know I’m fat
You know—hoo!
You know I’m fat, I’m fat
You know it. You know
And the whole world knows I’m fat and I’m proud
Just tell me once again—
Who’s fat?
