Title:
Deaner's Breakdown
Episode 4
Flatness
I keep seeing this stuff on the internet.
Is the Earth round? Is the Earth flat?
No it's round! No it's flat!
People! Wake up! Stop getting distracted!
This is stuff we know!
What do you think I am?
A Idiot?
We're in the grip of a Global Reptilian Conspiracy, that's going to rob us of all our Oil, Gold...
... and Chocolate!!!
And people are twatting on about- "Uh the Earth's flat" / " The Earth's round!"?
Let's just get it together!
I'm sick of the debate!
Because if you bother to go beyond the rubbish you see on an internet,
Do you own research.
and if you look at it really really closely.
I mean really bother to look, proper close...
You'll see
that it's as flat as f**k!
And I didn't prove that with words.
I proved it with science.
Using a "state of the art" spirit level what
we bought from the local  Piotr' Discount Super Sklep",
we're gonna prove to you
the truth.
The Earth's flat,
and it always has been,
And that's how The Reptilians want to keep
it.
(Cheesey Electronic music kicks )
Flat!
Flat! More or less...
Flat!
Well I don't know what's going on there but er...
Flat!
Flat as a witch's tit!
Complètement plat! (French- Completely Flat!) Basically!
Flat as arseholes
It's so flat it's ridiculous!
It's flipping flat!
Flat as a pancake!
Oooh that's Flat!
Flatter than piss on a platter!
Flach wie ein googlebret! (German - Flat as some flat bread!)
So so Flat!
Flat!
Flat!
Flat! (repeats the word "Flat" and fades out)
Off screen, Deaner can be heard shouting " It's
flat, it's flat, it's FLAT!"
(Beethoven's 7th Symphony swells in the background)
(The spirit level makes a tiny "clink" sound)
(Loud Bang!)
(Childish Recorder Music)
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