It's been a very weird
and fun day today.
We've all gone a
little bit crazy.
But I love those days
when nothing makes sense,
and no one's talking
straight and so you're saying
things, just gobbledygook.
It's fun.
We wouldn't survive
if we [INAUDIBLE]..
I don't think all of us
here make one sane person.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Previously on Delos.
We fall into the rhythm
of the open ocean,
and really contemplate why we
love long passages so much.
Everything slows down.
Like, your whole life
just slows way down.
And I haven't found this
really anywhere else.
It was now the sixth day
at sea, and we had almost
made it halfway between
Ascension Island and Brazil.
There was still a big amount
of open ocean to cover,
and cabin fever
had fully set in.
Elizabeth is Captain
Ronning my shirt up.
What have you done so far?
Arms are gone.
Arms are gone.
And now, we're going
to cut up the neck.
And we're going to do a
bit of a nice, deep V.
Yeah, give me a big, deep neck.
Yeah.
Whoa, you look like
a proper pirate!
Yeah.
It looks like the pirate.
Let's, like, make these deeper.
Yeah.
Yeah, we need some
deeper arm holes.
What you doing, Brian?
All my bracelets are broken.
My favorite Delos one, too, that
Kazza made for me years ago.
Aww.
So I'm sewing new
little thingers on it.
You sweet thing.
(SINGING) On
sunshine coming down.
Incredible hand steering today.
It's really perfect.
And the sun is shining.
(SINGING) --sunshine,
coming down.
We're going just 36 knots,
and this is awesome.
This is a really cool day today.
I find that everybody is
settling in very well,
and I don't know.
The spirits are high
today, which I love.
Hey, Liz.
Will you show me
around your bunk?
Impromptu Cribs upset.
Yo.
Welcome.
[LAUGHING]
Welcome to my crib.
Yo.
So here is my bunk.
Excuse me for the slight mess.
OK, so this is my cupboard,
where I put all my things.
I've got some books in
there, some clothes.
I've got--
Art supplies.
--some art supplies.
And a Game Boy from 19--
Oh!
Where'd you get the Ga--
You've had a Game
Boy this whole time?
Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Are you [BLEEP] kidding me?
Dude, you liked Game
Boy this whole time?
Here you are.
This is proof that no
[BLEEP] listens to me.
OK, back to the tour.
OK.
Back to the tour.
These are my things from home.
This is just some
pictures to make me happy.
But yeah, it's pretty
comfy, actually.
This one's-- it's
paws out and paws in.
And I have a privacy curtain
as well, which is pretty nice.
And this bed's probably
the best one for rolls.
Yeah.
So this is the position I
usually sleep in in England,
but when you sleep in
the rolls, you have to--
Brace it.
You have to brace.
With Mr. Brady, impromptu
Cribs, you're up.
It's quite a mess
up front, I do say.
Jolly-ho!
We'll start with the
most important part
with the forward
situation, the head.
Two, what's great is I
just put this thing on.
So when you sit down to have a
poo and you're on a port tack,
this thing comes and--
bam-- bashes you in the back.
And that's been happening
for about 7 and 1/2 years.
And just the other day, I
put this little bungee here.
Look at that, huh?
Come up front to the love nest.
We have our nice
water container here.
Grab this.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Spill-proof water on demand.
And this is actually a
pretty regular occurrence.
Actually, usually
just like this.
Yeah.
Hey guys, I heard noises.
We got the old guit-fiddle.
We've got the plant
that I got when
we were in Madagascar, Spike.
This is a nice little statue I
got when we were in Mauritius.
I found it in a
alleyway, on its side.
This is a painting
from Madagascar.
This is my kombucha bin.
As you come around to the
other side of the master,
we've got our scarf
rack, and then we've
got Alex's stuff,
womanly things.
What's your favorite
sleeping position?
I'm a real big fan of
taking this neck pillow,
getting real tucked into this
corner, putting him right here,
doing one of these guys.
Lisa.
Yes?
Come here, please.
Shall you enter the love tunnel.
So, actually, I'm living in the
love tunnel, which is actually
just the hallway between the
main living space and Karin
and Brian's room.
But, yeah.
It's pretty comfy.
I have the two fans here,
one here, and one there.
Yeah, that's my creeper window.
It's perfect.
It's just going
into the cockpit.
Perfect creep position.
Yeah.
What's your favorite
sleeping position?
At the moment, I
love the dead man.
And if it's too
rolly, then like this,
preventing from rolling over.
Quite comfy.
This is me, and the
Kazzatron's room back here.
We've got our toilet.
We've got our drones over there.
So we've got one,
two, three fans,
which is crucial for the heat.
We've got lights.
Look at all these lights.
Make it real, like--
Whoa!
--freaking ambience, cozy-like.
We have our hatch
we can look out of,
our world map we can dream with.
Cool.
Our bed, our working
desk back here.
I'm rendering a video right now.
What's in here?
So that's our safe, where
we keep my money collection.
Nice.
Oh.
That was anticlimactic.
OK.
We've got-- what else we got?
That's a stash.
Ooh.
Oh, and you want to
see something funny,
I can show you Karin's--
she's got, like, stashes
of things everywhere.
So if you look in here,
there's corn chips,
there's cans of Coke.
Whoa.
Here, look.
Whoa.
There's more Coke, San
Pellegrinos, more chips.
This is like a Oreo--
look at all these Oreos she has.
There's cupcakes.
Pretzels sticks hidden up here.
Whoa.
Wow.
Some type of salted--
I know where to roam next
time I get the munchies.
Where do you keep your clothes?
I have, like, all of this.
Out of all of this, I have this.
So this is mine.
This is where everything I own
sits, in these two shelves.
Wow.
Everything else is not mine.
Which is fine.
I don't need that much.
That's the highlights.
Wow.
Pretty cool, pretty comfortable.
Snacks galore.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
Hidden stashes.
That's it.
You've seen my crib.
Go on, git!
Nailed it!
Ooh.
Tonight's watch is definitely a
lot more chill than last night.
There's, like, no big waves
crashing and soaking me
in the cockpit.
I was just sitting here,
minding my own business,
and a wave crashed over and
nailed me through the dodger.
So it's cool.
It's a chill night.
We've got maybe 10 to 15 knots
of breeze, pretty constant
out of the southeast.
Making good speed.
Seas are small.
Stars are out, and it's
just another beautiful night
out here.
And we are about 10 miles
away from our halfway point.
Good morning, Lisa.
Good morning, Brian.
How are you?
Uh, fine.
How are you?
Good.
I have good news.
We are just a few
miles from halfway.
No!
So definitely--
No, really?
--definitely on your watch,
we're going to see the halfway
mark, which is--
yeah.
That's awesome.
It's again me!
On every passage, it's me.
You're lucky.
I don't know what to say.
I'm a lucky girl.
That's really weird.
Lucky girl.
Here.
I transfer the hat to you.
Give me the hat.
You are now in charge.
I'm in charge.
Yay, stars.
(SINGING) Halfway,
halfway, halfway!
I'm so proud of us.
Good job, team.
Good job.
Guess what?
We're halfway?
We passed halfway mark at 4:20.
Pretty exciting, huh?
It is a little bit up and
down, the wind, though, right?
Cause it's, like, no wind, and
then I'm like, [INAUDIBLE]..
Yeah, it's the squalls.
The squalls are all around us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a little bit annoying.
But at least we don't
have to motor, you know.
No.
We don't have to
reef or anything.
It just--
Yeah.
--dies, and then
it comes up again.
And then it dies
and comes up again.
Look at the rain squalls
around us, messing up the wind.
It just passed
over us and it just
turned our wind to east
instead of southeast,
so now I'm going too far south.
But, hopefully, it will just
come around and come back
to southeast when this passes.
But otherwise, it's really
nice, before the rain came.
The stars are out and
absolutely beautiful,
so hopefully it will come back.
But for now, it's rain.
Squalls!
Squalls!
Ye squall keep
passing us by, har!
So we've pretty much
entirely lost all our wind.
There's some squalls around
us, and they've just completely
killed the normal winds.
There's one over
there, the big bastard.
And there's another
one over here.
So we're just kind
of between these two
in this stupid windless
zone, sitting here
for about the last hour or so.
Took almost two hours of
bobbing around, but one of those
squalls finally got close to us.
Oh, yeah.
Squall got us, Kazza.
Squall.
At least we got our wind back.
And it's washing the boat, too.
Nice.
Hello.
Hello, half-naked girl.
Oh!
What are we doing?
So it appears we're in a squall.
It was nice a minute ago.
Like two hours ago.
Oh, OK.
Two hours.
Great view for this morning.
Yeah, it's really nice.
It's already super
warm now, huh?
Yeah.
At this point, we had just
passed the halfway mark.
And things really
started to blur together.
After looking through three days
and about 20 hours of footage,
all I really saw was a series
of yawns, sunsets, squalls,
and selfie videos.
Good morning.
It's another beautiful one.
Sun's just coming up.
It was a really
nice sunset, and--
I'm pretty tired.
[YAWNS]
It was southeast at, like,
5 knots, 0 knots, 5 knots,
and then it went--
boom-- 25 out of the northeast.
We've got full sails
up, the sun is shining.
10 minutes later,
this is what we got.
The wind is gone.
We got our wind back.
So I have no idea
what the wind's doing.
Good morning, everybody.
Good evening.
Good morning.
Good evening.
Morning!
Hello.
Morning.
Morning.
Yup.
You probably already know
what I'm going to say.
So it's Saturday,
meaning it's the weekend.
And we've all made some
plans for the weekend.
Alex, you've got date
night tonight, right?
What's your plans?
What are you guys up to tonight?
We're going to the cinema.
The 7:30 showing.
All right.
Earlier, we were
originally going
to go to the 7:00 showing,
but we were still at work.
I called her and was like, hey,
babe, I'm going to make it.
I'm still working.
Boss is on my ass.
And she's like, yeah, me too.
Maybe the 7:30.
But now, we have
to pick up snacks.
I know.
Traffic.
Traffic.
There's going to be traffic.
We have to buy our tickets.
I'm going to go online right
now and buy our tickets
to save a couple minutes.
Nice.
What are you guys
going to watch?
Ooh.
I don't know.
Are you going to have
dinner afterwards?
We may have dinner delivered--
Dinner and a movie?
--during, at the same time.
What do you think, Brian?
Definite possibility.
I know a guy.
Know a guy that's making dinner.
I know a guy that
delivers around here.
[BLEEP] no, we're
[BLEEP] losers, man.
In the meantime, while they
are planning date nights
down there, I'm trying to
steer the boat through--
yeah, through our
first wind hole.
And we finally got
the annoying rolls.
Wind apparent speed,
it dropped nearly to 0.
Also our speed over ground.
Liz thinks that we've lost it.
But in reality, what
are you doing right now?
I'm writing a contract
between Brian and I.
I've been trying to get him
to watch Black Sails with me
for ages, and he's
been trying to get
me to do a painting for
him for ages, so it's
been like a stalemate.
OK, so we've got a contract of
agreement between Brian and I.
I, Brian Trautman,
agree to watch
Black Sails with Elizabeth
Earl on the 22nd of July 2017--
I think you should put--
--on the condition--
I think you should put his
passport number and his Social
Security number.
Shh, Brady.
She agrees to paint the required
picture on the 25th July 2017.
Signed, Brian Trautman.
Signed, Elizabeth Earl.
What do you think, Bray?
Uh, hold on a second.
I just had a word
with my people,
and they say that
we can only sign
if it's limited to one episode.
That's not the deal.
We'll find out.
We'll see how we feel, Brian.
This is too loose.
We'll see how we feel.
This is loose language.
Could be one episode,
could be two,
could be the rest of the season.
You could just put
"one" in parentheses
after the "watch,"
and that might fix it.
No, put episode 7 on that.
My people are all
right with that.
As your mediator, I would
put a "one" right here.
Eight blood cells.
Wow.
We need to figure out a
better way to spend our time.
Date night!
Better than the cinema.
Yeah.
Good evening.
I feel we can all agree
that today hasn't been any
of our favorite day to sail.
Nothing has been
straightforward.
Delos has been a
handful to steer.
The wind has been inconsistent.
We had literally everything.
We had wind.
We had no wind.
We had sun.
We had no sun.
We had rain.
We had no rain.
We had clouds.
We had no clouds.
So that is the sound
of a squall right now.
But I bet you, as soon as
this squall has passed,
it's going to go right back
down to nothing all over again.
So we can all just see what
happens in this downpour.
What did I tell you?
Gone.
Scarpered.
Jogged on.
Not to be seen.
Not a sausage.
With only about 900
miles left until Brazil,
it seemed there was a new topic
the crew were thinking about--
the end of the passage.
This was most likely our last
big sail together as a family,
and the uncertainty of what's
next was on everyone's mind.
So it's pretty crazy,
cause we are actually
nearing the end of
our Atlantic crossing.
We left Africa about
eight weeks ago, I think.
And it's actually
really bittersweet,
because we've done so
many incredible things.
But it's kind of sad,
too, because it's
starting to feel like the
majority of the season
is actually behind us now,
instead of in front of us.
The true reason why
I want to get on land
is because the day before
we left the bedrock,
I'd just heard from Andrew for
the first time in two weeks.
He'd just arrived
at his destination
after two weeks of sailing.
We got to have a very, very,
very quick conversation.
So I'm really looking
forward to talking to him.
And I suppose that's why.
I'm just looking forward
to talking to this person.
So hence my eagerness
to get to the land.
And definitely, there's
been conversations going on
on the boat over
the last few days
about plans for
the future, and I
think for Brian,
Karin, and Brady,
it's quite clear
what their course is.
They have Delos, and
they have each other.
But for Liz and Lisa and I, it's
definitely more up in the air.
You know.
Is Liz going to go to France
to meet up with Edward?
Does Lisa want to go back to
Austria and start her career?
Am I going to stay on Delos for
longer, or go do my own thing?
And I think it's
just human nature
to wonder about things that
we don't yet know about.
And it's good, right?
It's good to think about what
you want, and to manifest,
but there comes a point where,
if you think about it too much,
then it kind just rips you
away from the present moment.
And that's a really big
shame, especially when you're
somewhere as great as this.
So honestly, I'm really happy.
I'm really thankful
for our watches,
because when I stand
up here and I just
stare at the clouds
or the stars,
and I just hear the
waves and the wind
and feel Delos in my hands--
even though it's actually
really crazy right now--
your mind can't really
go anywhere else.
It's just fully
absorbed in this moment.
I can't really be worrying
too much about the past,
or contemplating too
much about the future.
It's just fully
overwhelmed with the beauty
that it's surrounded by.
It's a really nice feeling.
Question of the day.
Question of the day?
What is the vibe on board?
The vibe on board has been
really good since about day 4.
Karin!
Let me out the toilet!
What did you do?
Why are you in there?
She's locked me
inside the toilet.
Let me out!
Well, if you don't let me
out now, I'm going to sing.
(SINGING) I'm sad to
say I must be on my way!
Why are you locked in there?
Because you're a [BLEEP]
No.
Yes, because
someone is a [BLEEP]
No.
Let me out right now.
Why are you locked in there?
Let me out right now.
Tell me why you're locked in.
I forgot my log.
How many times in a row?
Twice.
Let go!
Damn it, Blue!
Made my tits fall out!
You love your tits being out.
Every day is good.
Everyone's joking, touching
each other's boobies again.
Yeah, you know,
normal stuff at sea.
That's a push-up bra.
I need it for the cleavage.
It pushes on your
tits right here.
And it makes you
fall out right here.
I prefer these.
Yeah, I prefer just no bra.
Oh, well, I'm very glad
that you can do that.
I'm very happy for you.
Are you?
(MOCKINGLY) I prefer no bra.
I don't need a bra.
I hear some weird conversations
going on down there.
Are you steering without even
looking at any instruments?
I'm trying to.
[INAUDIBLE]
It's been a really good
day of sailing today,
in comparison to what it's
been the past couple of days.
It's been super smooth.
The wind's been
pretty good, as well.
When we have really good
wind, and the boat is not
keeling over and bashing
around so much, all of us
kind of get into working mode.
Rendering videos?
Then I'm going to take a shower,
cause I have stinky pits.
Your pits.
Thanks so much.
I haven't smelled it
like that in years.
Really?
Come to give me hugs.
No.
Come on.
Nej.
Come on.
Give me it!
Nej!
Did you just say Brian's
armpits are stinky?
They're so stinky,
it's incredible.
These are the pictures.
Pictures.
Kazza, what have you made?
It's a very successful
loaf of bread.
It took, like, I don't know
how many hours to rise.
Like four hours, and I
almost gave up on it.
But Brian told me to
stick in there and--
Brian told you to what?
Stick in there, and just
let it rise, wait for it.
And it did.
And look what the result.
Look how crisp that is.
Hear it.
That's how bread
should sound like.
Ahh.
Bread, you listen
with your ears.
You know what's good.
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
Now, imagine you're
an American woman
in a restaurant in Sao Paolo.
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
How does he ask you if you
want to eat or drink something?
Good job, Kazza.
Mm.
Glad you like it.
Delicious.
I think we better furl it in.
Furl in the jib?
No, I got this--
What's happening, guys?
The block on the foreguy broke.
--down?
Shit.
Yeah, bring it down.
Whoa, there's pieces of
it all over the place.
Sounded like a fucking
bomb went off up front.
Shit.
What's happened, Brady?
This is the block
for the foreguy
that holds the pole forward.
Yeah.
And it just pretty
much exploded.
The pin that holds the block
in place just shattered.
Yeah, it's completely
snapped aside.
Sounded like a bomb
went off in my cabin.
Yeah.
And I thought we broke a stay
or something, [BLEEP] Dude,
that thing is supposed to
hold a [BLEEP] of weight, too.
Yeah, it's probably
real old, huh?
Yeah.
I mean, it's one of the
originals on the boat.
This is, like, 15 years old.
Older than that.
Yeah, 17?
Brian, what's the
plan now, then?
We'll put a new block in.
OK.
Oh, wait.
So it's pretty
simple, then, yeah?
Yeah, except this one's
not the best of shape.
Good that we have
spare blocks with us.
Yeah.
But that's probably something
you always carry with you,
right?
Yeah, we have a couple of them.
And we just noticed
that we replaced the one
on the other side in
Cape Town because it
was showing signs of wear.
This one looked OK,
but, apparently, we
should have replaced them both.
This is an older
block, but it still
looks like it's in OK shape,
except for this crack, which
is just on the part that keeps
the line from chafing down
here.
But the load-bearing
pieces are OK.
We have officially started
a list of all the things
that are broken that we
need to repair and fix
when we arrive in Brazil.
Number 1 on the list, big
blocks for pole, times two.
Because the other one should
probably be replaced before it
breaks as well.
We did replace the other one.
Oh, we did.
We buy two, anyway.
Autopilot.
[LAUGHING]
$3,000?
Check.
At least.
Fix sail UV cover, needs to
be hemmed into it's place.
Sail tape needs to be bought.
Fix rip in dodger.
Yep.
Fix dinghy pad, needs
to be pulled forward.
Generator impellers,
probably times five.
Probably.
Kitchen blower--
Yup.
--needs to be bought,
fixed, and put in.
Kitchen fan.
Now, we did fix our kitchen fan.
Yeah, I stole the kitchen
fan to fix the exhaust,
because the exhaust
fan completely--
That sounds a lot to do.
OK, we'll put them off sail now.
OK.
Coming out!
Come out.
[MOTOR RUNNING]
Are we going to go south a bit?
Up next on Delos.
We are going through a field
of oil platforms, I guess.
They're all over.
They're massive, and it's a
little eerie cruising through
them right now.
I'm putting a floating
safety line out the back,
because today, we're going
to do something we haven't
done in a very long time.
[ROARS]
Woo!
OK, go!
[COUGHING]
Shit, I put it into
the wrong throat.
The wrong throat.
Mm.
Like it?
I like it a lot.
Show us them titties.
This enough?
Let's have a--
No.
--push-up bra permit--
You don't have permits
to film my tits.
I just showed you the
strap of my push-up bra.
Come on!
No!
Alex pushed it.
Maybe I made them
bigger with some socks.
Who's in command of this ship?
Kazzatron!
Kazzatron.
Aye!
Everyone's really going
insane on the boat.
I just watched, like, two hours
of your [BLEEP] drunkenness
in literate.
What else you got?
Can I be your big boy?
Yeah, as long as you don't
get rid of my Pokemon,
because I'm training up
my Pikachu to level 20.
Show us your best one.
You guys are being mean.
Show us your best smile.
Come on, little Grub.
I'm not in the mood for a smile.
Come on.
Show us your best smile!
There it is!
There it is.
Little cutie pie!
[SQUEALS]
And what's this?
What's what?
This, right here.
Oh, this?
Well, those pretty much
speak for themselves.
Just us two playing--
me and Alex playing
ukulele naked.
Did a good job.
What did you do to
bring the wind back?
I did some "hoodly hoodly," and
[WHOOSH]
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Can you teach it to me?
OK.
Tomorrow I'll teach you.
Oh, thank you.
Because I've been trying to--
Look at his workout shirt.
I can't take him seriously.
Nice deep V, bro.
You like it?
Yeah.
Elizabeth made it for me today.
[WHOOPS]
I'm supposed to
look like a pirate.
Karin said I look effeminate
and not like a pirate.
Am I in a gym
right now, or what?
I don't know what's
going on here.
Liz is going to stay at home
and strum the old bean pot,
but instead, we're going
to watch Black Sails.
OK, go on, get out of here!
[LAUGHING]
Yeah, here's my crib.
You've seen my crib.
Now go on, git.
Go on, get out of here.
Go!
Go home!
You've seen my crib!
[LAUGHING]
I can't say "crib!"
You have been saying "crib."
So this is proof that
no one listens to me,
because I have said
to Brady, would you
like to play on my Game Boy?
And whether he thought that
was slang for something else,
I don't know.
But I never offered
it him again.
Where do you think
you're going, Brady?
Doing a little walk.
You know we're in the middle
of the South Atlantic Ocean
right now, yeah?
I'm just going to [INAUDIBLE].
(WHISPERS) What?
Send help!
