Oh, Hello?
We are not Anonymous, we are Anarchist Corporation.
We are the true opposition of the state, of
evil, and corruption.
This is a message to the disaffected and the
awakened... and also the lazy.
We want you. We need you. Now is the time
to stand together, to stand tall
Brothers, sisters... and trannies
Open your eyes if you have not woken up to
this reality of modern day enslavement.
Yeah... diploma.
Ahh... alright... ok cool.
Fine... You see the crown? Make sure you get
the crown on top of my head, position it so
it looks like I'm royalty.
Is it there? Is it on the top of my head?
Yeah yeah it's on the top yeah
Yeah? Great
I'm Leopold the 7th, founder of the Anarchist
Corporation, I'm also an activist, spiritual
leader and freedom fighter.
We set up this group... well I set up this
group to oppose injustice, corruption and
of course... the government.
The only way to topple the government is to
enlighten the masses, and spread the message
as far as possible.
Right now, we're living in the digital area,
so we have Facebook, Twitter, the internet.
But did you know... Mark Zuckerberg is an
actor, employed by the CIA. And Facebook is
the world's largest database filled with all
our personal and private information.
So it makes it kind of difficult, because
the reptiles at the top, they try to subdue
our movement... digitally.
But luckily, we've employed our own hacker
and intelligence officer, H.Kermit.
Having said that, make sure to check out our
Facebook page for any news, events, competitions,
also you can buy t-shirts and any other memorabilia
that you may like, or souvenirs.
Hi, my name is H.Kermit, I'm head of intelligence
here at uh Anarchist Incorporation. Also in
charge of hacking, anti surveillance, back
door entry my man. Um, also got a vast knowledge
of Word, Microsoft, any anti-virus situation
I'm your man bro!
What does the H stand for in your name?
Ahh fuck... um the H, the H in my name is
uhh, not willing to divulge that information
at this time my man.
Uh well I have the disclaimer that you signed
and it says Hubert.
Ahhh... next question.
Um... whereabouts is the accent actually from?
You're asking a lot of pacific questions here
my man.
But if you'd like to know, I'm born and raised
in Camden Town.
Sounds very South African, if I may say.
I know nothing about that country my man,
I'm born and raised in Camden Town, London.
Fucking fish & chips, Shepherds patties, Yorkshire
pies eh?
I'm local to Camden, and that is not a local
accent.
Might not be local to you my man, but it's
local to me eh?
You see the government, they've made us subservient to consumerism and material goods.
What do you see everywhere, no matter where you go? You see adverts, billboards, promotions, imploring
us to buy, buy, buy. Spend, spend spend.
You see, consumerism is a fallacy. It's a
method of mind control, to distract us from
what's really going on.
What we need, is a spiritual awakening, and
I intend to carry out that awakening, to show
humanity what is really important - and that's
us, that's love, compassion...
Consumerism is evil.
Is this your car Leopold? It's quite a flashy car.
Wouldn't you agree with me it's quite a materialistic thing to own. Leopold?
Let me just stop you right there. Um, my name
is Leopold the 7th, we've been over this before
we started uh filming.
Do I really have to say the 7th?
I'm sure you've heard of Henry the 8th? You
wouldn't address him as Henry, because if
you did I'm sure you would probably have been
beheaded...
I'm not saying I condone that behaviour or
punishment, but it's nice to address people
as who they are.
You're doing a job, I'm doing a job. I do
my job really well, I inspire people, I spread
revolution. Let's make you do your job really
good as well.
You have to remember as well, I chose you
to film this documentary. I could have gone
to the BBC, I could have gone to Channel 4,
ITV. But I wanted it, uhh, a filmmaker that
was raw talent. Someone that's not part of
the establishment.
That shows me, showing a lot of respect to
you, so hopefully you can return the favour...
As you wish Leopold the 7th... 
Thank you.
So apart from my revolutionary and freedom fighting activities, various hacking. I like to dabble in a spot of
you could say treasure hunting eh? The church have labelled me as a gravedigger, you know I frown upon
this term, because I like to call myself a
freedom fighter eh? I'm simply raising funds
for the group eh? So Leopold the 7th can do
his magic eh? He spreads these funds throughout
the world to do positive stuff for the community
eh? So if I have to dig 6 feet in the ground,
I need to break your relatives' bones, I need
to smash his teeth out for the gold, I'll
do it eh? It's for the greater good of humanity.
I like to start my day, my days off, my mornings
I like to start my day, my days off, my mornings in parks, gardens, natural reserves... because I embrace nature.
And every morning it givesme the zest for life. I see it, feel it , I smell it. And then I continue with my day.
I continue with the revolution.
So recently, uh we've had some hostile messages coming in saying that Leopold the 7th uh, he's not paying
child support eh? But I know for a fact, every women Leopold has uhh - the 7th - has a relationship with -
he leaves an anti-siseptic on the table, complimentary,
free of charge, and he leaves eh? That's his
responsibility totally taken care of my man.
I'm his closest advisor, you could call me
his 'consiglieri' eh? This is all the detractors
and David Cameron and his cronies trying to
bring us down eh?
It's true, I've been getting quite a bit of media attention lately. They've been on my case. I'm a big deal at the
moment. But I'm not trying to be a big deal, I'm trying to make people - the forgotten people a big deal.
Those that have been left in the lurch, left,
discarded. I'm here for those people, not
for myself. But it can be quite harmful and
hurtful, when I read certain things in the
press and Twitter, Twitter trolls. It's.. It's...
yeah... I'm human, I'm only human, it hurts.
But luckily, my mind is impenetrable by such
toxic, largely thanks to the power of meditation.
So do you meditate quite a lot then?
Oh yeah... I meditate all the time. I meditate
everywhere. I even meditate when I drive.
Surely that's dangerous?
What's that?
Surely meditating while you're driving is uh dangerous?
Listen... Tibetan Zen music. Listen to it...
fundamental component of anarchy. Listen to
it. Cleanse your mind, cleanse your spirit.
Absolutely spellbinding. Enlightening. Mysterious.
Ethereal.
Magical.
