Top 10 Pokemon not in Pokemon Sword and Shield
Also this video is not for kids, if you're
a kid then click away right now
Number 10: Every Mega Evolution & All the
Z-Moves
Remember how in Gen 6 they were like, “hey
we're gonna take some older pokemon and make
them not ass” and that's exactly what they
did
Take a Pinsir, make 'em not ass
Take a Pidgeot, make 'em not ass
Take a Beedrill, make 'em not ass
Take a Metagross, make 'em OP
Take a Blaziken, make 'em OP
Take a Venusaur, make 'em...the same
Take a Charizard, make 'em Dragon
Take a Gyarados, make him D-Dark Type, what
the fu-
And then in Gen 7 they were like, “umm,
uhh, Z Moves, they're like Mega Evolutions,
but for like 1 turn I dunno”
And then now in Gen 8, they're all like, “Sike!
they're all Clifford the big red dog now”
Number 9 All of the Starters
Except for you.
Why is Pokemon always suckin' off Charizard,
there's like 18 Charizards, there are other
starters, what about the samurai one, what
about the witch fox one, no I didn't forget
their because they're so forgettable. Why
couldn't the highest grossing multimedia franchise
in human history just hire more people to
bring 'em all back. That's how game design
works right? Just simply hire more people
and more stuff will get done, right? There's
totally not a curve that shows that the more
people you have the less productive each person
will be
Number 8 Blaziken and Mega Blaziken
I mean, I already mentioned them in the last
2 entries, but I think they deserve a special
mention because and I have a level 100 Blaziken
that I've had since Ruby version, and now
I can't transfer him over. Yeah, he probably
would've just sat in the box the whole game
like he's done for the previous 3 generations,
but I invested a lot of time in him! Without
mah Blaziken, how is this game supposed to
make me feel how I felt when 9 playing Pokemon
Crystal for the first time and didn't have
adult responsibilities like student loan,
what I am supposed to do, TRAIN UP OTHER POKEMON
AND USE THE NEW ONES? THAT'S NOT THE POINT
OF POKEMON
Number 7
That's racist
Number 6
Suction Cup Snorlax
I mean, Snorlax is in this game, but not one
with fly paper on his belly. I can't schlorp
right onto him in this game, let alone ride
any of the other pokemon. That was one of
the best parts of Let's Go, which brings me
to
Number 5 Eevee on your shoulder
You can't have Eevee on your shoulder, you
can't play dress up with your Eevee, you can't
play Uno with Eevee, you can't play russian
roulette with your Eevee, you can't have Eevee
be a therapist, you can't have Eevee sniffing
your butthole, you can't have any pokemon
sniffing your butthole.
What are you trying to say, Game Freak? That
innovation comes from the introduction of
new ideas instead of retreading old ground,
and true innovation isn't just giving what
they want, but instead is giving people something
that they didn't even know they wanted? Because
I didn't ask for innovation! I know what I
want, and it's Eevee sniffing my butthole!
Number 4
Uhh....Kirby!
Kirby's a Pokemon, right? Kirby, what are
ya doin'??? Get yo ass out of Link's Awakening,
and get that tight pink little butthole of
yours back into Pokemon
Number 3
Remember to spay and neuter your pets
Number 2
Wargreymon
Why isn't he in the game yet? He's the best
Pokemon, put him in the game
Number 1
Swanna
They cut Swanna? You monsters! How could you
cut the Pokemon that's just a...real ass goose?
*cough* I mean, What did it ever do to you?
That poor little....wait, what was your name
again? Really, Swan with an “uh” on the
end of it? Wow they must have come that one
at 4:59pm on a Friday.
“Last Pokemon we gotta name today”
“Swan...uhhh”
“Cool, good enough, let's go hit some coke.”
It's almost as if, when you make 1000 of something,
some of them are going to be...well, “Swanna.”
Sorry, I mean, not Swanna!! Noooooooo!
It's OK, to be disappointed.
And It's OK to get the game.
But it's never ok, to be a dick. That's it,
video is over.
