• From being a perfectionist to constantly
apologizing, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit
about more annoying habits that drive everyone
nuts.
I’m Pringle and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Migyver106 Doopie
Doopie’s annoying habit would have to be
her OCD.
If she notices something is off about her
friend's hair, she literally can't help but
try to fix it.
One time, Doopie and her best friend were
walking to class when she noticed her friend
had one strand of hair sticking off the side
while the rest of her hair was behind her
ears.
Doopie immediately threw her arm up to go
and fix it, but the spontaneous movement caused
her friend to flinch.
They ended up in an “air arm wrestling”
match, with her friend trying to keep Doopie’s
hands off her head.
She eventually got the strand of hair, but
now her friend keeps her hair messy just to
annoy her.
Number 9 was submitted by joceti Hellbent
Hellbent has an annoying habit of laughing
at the pain or death of anything.
If a person gets hurt, he’ll laugh.
If a car hits an animal, he’ll laugh.
One time, he showed his mom and sister a video
of a guy shooting squirrels in the head with
an air rifle.
While Hellbent was on the ground laughing,
his mom and sister starred at him in shock.
Number 8 was submitted by evilqueenchelle
Pandora
Well, Pandora apologizes all the time.
For EVERYTHING.
Not just for things that need to be apologized
for, but literally everything else.
Like if she’s at work and thinks she’s
taking too long to ring out people's items,
she’ll apologize.
Or if she’s asked to do something and can’t
do it, or if she fumbles around with her purse
when she’s buying something and feels like
she’s holding up the line.
Pandora even apologizes for apologizing too
much!
Number 7 was submitted by dragon_shivers Nixxiom
Nixxiom likes to crack his joints and not
just his fingers.
He cracks his jaw, neck, spine, knees and
even toes.
When he begins, it's like a wave.
It starts in the hands and arms, then to his
head and finally his knees and toes.
Nixxiom gets the knees to crack by placing
a foot firmly on the floor and doing a half
turn with his upper body.
But the cringiest part of all is when he bends
his toes on the floor and applies weight to
crack all the toe joints.
If someone stands close enough, they can feel
the vibrations of the popping joints in the
soles of their feet.
Number 6 was submitted by ral365 Dolan’s
Brother
Dolan’s brother is a night owl in a family
of early birds.
Before he found his first apartment, he always
liked to stay up late, mostly watching YouTube
videos or playing video games on his computer,
while the rest of his family was sound asleep.
There was a time where he wasn't so good at
staying quiet.
He often got hungry and went to the kitchen,
but he’d wake his family up with the creaking
steps of the wooden floor, especially those
that slept in the basement bedroom.
He also woke his siblings up from flushing
the toilet after using the bathroom.
Probably the worst time was when he once accidentally
woke up his mom, and she gave a loud, angry
rant about him staying up late, and grounded
him from the computer for a week.
It was the angriest he ever saw her in ages,
and he was on the brink of fainting as soon
as she left his bedroom.
Number 5 was submitted by DreamSailor01 Grgak
Grgak has always had the strange habit of
clearing his throat.
Ever since he was a little kid and saw a cartoon
character do it on TV, he was psychologically
hooked on the action.
No matter how many times he tried to not think
about it, or how many times his family or
friends yelled at him to "STOP IT!!!
OH MY GAWD!!!
THAT'S SO ANNOYING!!!”, Grgak just ended
up doing it out of force of habit.
The problem is, it's gotten so bad that he
doesn’t even realize he’s doing it.
In fact, one time after taking an exam at
school he overheard one of his classmates
whisper, "Did you hear Grgak in class?
He was making freakin' monkey noises the entire
time!!"
Needless to say, ever since then he’s been
working on it but isn’t so sure about his
progress.
Number 4 was submitted by TheBrother34 MKyleM
MKyleM is just a damn perfectionist and he
can always be an ass.
At school during the mornings, his friends,
who are artistic people, would always draw.
Every now and then, MKyleM would come by to
check their work.
He would usually tell them: “The line isn’t
straight!
This looks contorted, and the head looks like
a damn potato!”
They'd answer back with an annoyed face, and
reply with, "This is anime" or "This is a
cartoon character", and MKyleM would be “shhhhh-ing”,
getting them triggered.
The worst part is, in class, whenever the
teacher writes a certain letter wrong—particularly
the letter "e", he twitches his hands and
clutches them into two fists.
The average teacher then sighs and asks him
to get over it and stop distracting the class.
He kept doing it anyways without control or
hesitation.
Number 3 was submitted by lordbitememan Emojie
Something Emojie does when he’s unconscious
drives his wife absolutely nuts.
When he’s sleeping on his back, he’ll
bend his right leg at the knee and his foot
will be flat on the bed.
Then, as time drags on, his foot will start
to slide little by little, shaking the whole
bed as it does.
Finally, after several minutes, his leg will
fall straight again.
. . and then he’ll bend his knee again and
start the whole process over.
His wife does everything from nudging him
so he’ll roll over, to insist he sleep on
his sides.
Number 2 was submitted by Calbin-Hinshaw_1
Spinalpalm
Well, Spinalpalm’s mind can be pretty chaotic.
What would happen is that he would imagine
many scenarios, worlds and etc. in his head.
If he imagined that he was talking to a character
or characters from an anime or some other
show, or if he was narrating several different
things in his head or reenacting events in
his head or etc., Spinalpalm would end up
whispering by accident.
Nobody would notice it accept his big brother
and his dad.
Also, nobody would be able to make out anything
on whatever he was saying.
His big brother would get all bitchy at him
saying, "Stop whispering!
It's really annoying!"
His dad would say, "Who are you talking to?
Do you have an imaginary friend?"
This would piss Spinalpalm off every time
his dad said that, because that wasn't the
case at all.
He would respond "I'm not talking to anyone."
This happens almost all the time.
Number 1 was submitted by me, your narrator,
Pringle the one.
My most annoying habbit that drives people
nuts is I stare at ‘em.
When they’re eating food I stare ‘em.
When they’re writing down notes to their
paper I stare at ‘em.
When they’re looking at their computer I
stare at ‘em.
When they think they have some privacy I’m
there staring at ‘em.
I’m always staring at the people, no matter
who it is.
Mum, Dad, Family, Friends, Enemies,
I always stare down anybody.
And when they stare back at me I stare at
‘em harder.
I always, always makes sure that people know
I’m always staring at you.
I’m always staring at everyone.
No matter what.
Luckily, I have never gotten my teeth punched
in for this habbit I have
But usually people are pretty comforting and
they ask “what’s going on?”
I have a pretty big issue with staring at
people.
