-What's this guy's name?
-Otis.
-No, his real name.
-Brian. Brian Zvonecek.
-Chief Boden!
-Hello, sports fans!
This is Brian Zvonecek...
-What's that?
-That's Otis.
-The girl always picks
the other guy.
I got a good job.
I can bench 200 pounds.
-Otis.
-Okay, 150.
Regardless...
The Truck 81 seal,
or symbol, it's a goat.
They've got Cerberus,
the three-headed dog
that guards the gates of hell,
and we got a freakin' goat.
[ Groans ]
-First piece of advice.
-Yeah?
-That's a left-handed stick.
-Herrmann!
Goodbye, friend zone.
Hello, end zone!
-That doesn't make any sense.
-It's like a sports metaphor
for sex.
-That's why
you're not getting any.
-Hi, Nicole.
If you don't mind me saying,
your hat looks a lot like
a snowmobile.
How 'bout we remove it
for you, okay?
-It is my honor
to welcome Joe Cruz
to Squad 3.
-What the hell
are you doing, man?
-Brian, you are now
the driver of Truck 81.
Make us proud.
-[ Exhales deeply ]
-Ohh!
-Aah!
[ Laughter ]
-Glad to hear
your voice, Brian.
-Brian?
-Yeah, it feels weird
to say it, but, hell,
I'll call you
whatever you want.
[ Both laugh ]
-If it's bad news, don't stall,
Dr. Mayberry.
Just tell it to me
like it is.
-You are clear to return
to active duty.
-Yeah!
-Please welcome
Brian Zvonecek!
-His name is Otis!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
-[ Laughs ]
[ Cheering ]
-The Otis' cane.
-Yeah!
-Otis.
[ Applause ]
