 All right.
  You love the
"Real Housewives" shows,
   so we wanted to
  test your ability
to turn social occasions
into emotional battlefields.
You will have 30 seconds
 to insult each of these
   "Real Housewives" simulations
  and then throw a glass
  of wine at her.
   You will be judged on
  the following three factors --
  Accuracy of Throw,
  Quality of Insult,
   and Lack of
Facial Mobility.
-Okay.
-Wendi, are you ready to play?
 -Can I swear?
 -Absolutely.
 -I can. Okay.
   -30 seconds on the clock.
Let's begin.
 Nene, you've been
on Broadway and I haven't!
That's bull [bleep]!
   Guy: Ooh!
Vicki, you are so shady
with everyone and you get upset
because people don't
bring you casseroles
when your boyfriend lies
about having cancer?!
  To hell with you!
  [ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
  Vanderpump,
  how dare you carry
 that poor little dog
   all around Beverly Hills
 like you have
  the right to do so!
 [ Laughter ]
  Bethenny, you were
  personally rude to someone
that I know very well.
  And I will never forget it!
 [ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
  Casey Schreiner, does she get
points for making the host cry?
