-Hey, hey, fruit lovers.
Guess what.
We're back for Thanksgaming
with a little Call of Duty,
or as I like to call it,
"Call of Fruity." [laughs]
Get it? Fruity?
All right, I'm gonna
be playing Grapefruit.
And winning! That's right.
'Cause I'm awesome.
-Whatever, Orange. I'm obviously
the best Call of Duty player.
I pwn all noobs at all times.
One time, I played Call of Duty
against Justin Bieber.
I beat him like
ten billion to one.
Would've been a shutout,
but he started crying so
I let him kill me one time.
-All right, Grapefruit.
Where you at?
I'm gonna find you.
[vocalizes Batman theme]
♪ Fatman ♪
[laughs]
-[singsong]:
Orange. Where are you, Orange?
I want to give you a present.
It's totally an awesome present
and I'm totally not
gonna shoot at you.
-[mumbling]
Where you at?
Oh! That's what you get.
Too bad you got hit.
I'd ask you if there's a
problem with your gun but
that'd be a "loaded" question.
[laughs]
-What? Okay. I let you kill
me that one time, Orange.
Yeah, I was just being nice.
I didn't want you to start
crying like Justin Bieber.
Orange, grenade!
[grenade explodes]
-Whoa! What was that?
That was crazy-- oh!
Going up, nope, going down.
[laughs]
Oh, should use the elevator.
-No fair! You cheated!
You entered a cheat code
or something.
-Hey Grapefruit,
is this annoying?
Hey Grapefruit,
is this annoying?
Hey Grapefruit, is
this annoying?
Hey Grapefruit,
is this annoying?
Hey Grapefruit, is
this annoying?
[laughs, loud gunfire]
Oh no!
-Ho-ho, eat it, Orange!
You can stop
calling me Grapefruit
and start calling me Greatfruit!
[chuckles]
Boom goes the dynamite!
Also, boom goes the orange.
[chuckles]
-[tune of Thriller]:
♪ 'Cause this is Grapefruit ♪
♪ Grapefruit sucks ♪
♪ He really, really sucks 
and he really, really sucks ♪
[laughs]
[gunfire]
Oh, man. You got lucky.
You got lucky, rubber ducky.
Just you wait.
I'm so good at video games.
It's a scientific fact that
I've actually beat
every single video game
ever created ever in all time.
True story.
-[tune of The Fox]: ♪ Ouchie,
ouchie, ouchie, ouch ♪
♪ Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie, ouch ♪
♪ Ouchie, ouchie,
ouchie, ouch ♪
♪ What does the
grapefruit say? ♪
[laughs]
He says, "I'm the worst
player of Call of Duty ever."
I guess I... I guess I had
a slice of humble pie there.
Well, it's okay.
It's okay 'cause I'm winning,
seven to three.
[shouting and firing]
Whoo! Plus 100.
-If you didn't know it, Orange,
I used to be in the military,
so that's why I'm going to win.
I totally know all
of the military lingo.
Apple whiskey tango,
foxtrot in the purple purple,
I got an annoying bogey
on my six-pack.
-What the? Those aren't
military terms, Apefruit.
You're just making things up.
You weren't in the military.
-I was too in the military.
I'm the best--stop!
Not again!
-Hey, Grapefruit.
You know what rhymes
with "Grapefruit"?
Toot! You wanna know
why that's really funny?
'Cause you're full of hot air!
[laughs]
[grunts, laughs]
Oh, yeah.
-[singsong]:
Orange, come on out.
Time to play bally-ball...
'cause I totally don't
have this large gun
and I'm totally not
aiming it at you.
We're gonna play bally-ball.
-Hey! Hey, Grapefruit!
How do you like playing
the game while I do this?
[trilling tongue rapidly]
That's my machine gun.
[continues trilling]
[gun firing]
[laughs]
[laughs]
Oh, man. That's not fair.
-Grapefruit Force One in action.
Double alpha Fanta tango mango.
42, 53...
[loud gunfire]
You know, you keep shooting me
and, uh, it hurts, Orange.
It hurts, not mainly on
the outside, but in the inside.
-[as Scarface]:
Say hello to my little friend.
[gunfire]
Whoa!
[groans]
-Totally gonna win.
Totally gonna win.
[rapid gunfire]
Oh, I'm on a roll!
[chuckles]
I don't think the roll will
like that, but whatever.
-Were you there
in a chair at the fair
brushing a bear's hair
in your underwear? [laughs]
UNDERWEAR!
[laughs]
-This game is obviously broken,
and clearly the, uh,
you have a cheat code going.
-Why is it beeping?
Why is everything beeping?!
Aaaaah!! Beeping!
[gunfire]
Waah! Whoa!
Oh, I won!
[laughs triumphantly]
-Oh-oh-oh-oh, I let you win.
I let you win. Forget this.
I'm going home to lift weights.
-Hey Grapefruit, don't mean
to rub it in, BUT I WON!
[laughs]
Oh, yeah.
All right, guys.
Thanks again for watching
my brand-new gaming video.
Make sure to check in
every single day this week
for brand new stuff.
All right, guys.
Who do you want me to play next
in Call of Duty?
Let me know in the
comments below, okay?
Do it! Do it now! Do it! Do it.
[laughs] Knife!
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