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Hi Doctor Krajden
Hi Jessi
I am here today because I would like to pop
out two babies, and then have my body go right
back to how it was before, so I'd like to
explore my options.
Anything cosmetic is elective, it's just like
renovating your bathroom.
It's a want not a need.
I'm basically renovating my body.
Yes.
Everytime you walk into the bathroom, you
see your new taps and faucets and it really
makes you happy.
I want new taps, and a faucet.
For sure.
Let's start from the top down.
The bosoms.
For a lot of women, what will happen is they
will lose their upper fullness, some women
would say droopy.
And the roundness goes to a bit more of a
oblong flatter shape.
When I have droopy, and oblong flat breasts,
what are my options?
You use an implant to add volume, and enhance
the overall shape and contour and roundness
so to speak.
Will perkier boobs make me a better mom?
It might make you a happier mother.
And a happier mother is a better mother.
Okay so moving on down, let's talk about this
region.
What happens to it after two babies have been
living and growing inside of it for 9 months?
Your skin and soft tissue stretch, even if
someone is very slim, it gives them a bit
of a bulge in their lower abdominal area.
Okay, and what can we do about that?
Your looking at skin tightening, and fat reduction.
Liposuction, that would include tummy tuck
operation.
We actually removing excess skin and fat,
relocating the belly button, tightening the
abdominal muscles.
And all of that because I decided to have
two kids.
Exactly.
**** me.
Let's move down even further.
I'm going to list just some of the crotch
based procedures you perform here, you tell
me what they are.
Labiaplasty.
What you do is you more or less trimming or
contouring the external genital area.
Got it.
Mons Pubis Reduction.
So what happens is they still have excessive
soft tissue, above the vagina.
It's called the Mons Pubis area, the most
common option would be some very minimal invasive
liposuction.
And yoga pants is the main concern there.
I want to look flat in my yoga pants?
Hmm.
Radio frequency vaginal tightening.
A probe is introduced internally, and what
it does is tighten some of the inner tissue.
Has a women ever been unhappy with her post
op poopadoop.
That what my mom used to call it when I was
a kid.
I'm not answering that.
If I want a full head to vag mommy makeover,
does insurance cover that?
Insurance plans will not cover that.
Okay.
And the medical term is not vag either, so.
Usually we call it the perineal area.
That's sexy.
The pelvic region, yes.
No insurance, no vag.
Exactly.
I think I might opt to focus on the wellness
of my children more than my own self sexiness.
Is that a good idea?
Focus on your child, focus on diet and exercise.
Then you can move on and start taking care
of yourself in a bit more intimate, interventional
way.
Got it.
What's the word for vagina?
Perineal region.
I'm never going to forget that.
I'm sure.
I'll think of you everytime.
