Who leaves their bike
in the hallway?
You know,
if I knew how to ride one,
I'd steal it.
Ignore him,
he's just cranky because Bert
from the geology lab
won a big grant.
Oh, I heard him
interviewed on the radio!
You know, when they
told him he won,
he didn't believe it,
but then he did believe it.
It was so funny.
SHELDON: Who listens
to the radio anymore?
Bert is studying the way
microbes in rocks
can survive in extreme
environmental conditions.
They say it could be
a potential indicator
of life on other planets.
You know what, I've met Bert.
Isn't he an indicator
of life on other planets?
(chuckles)
SHELDON: You used to
make those jokes about me.
Now everything is
Bert, Bert, Bert!
You know, Sheldon,
maybe if you take the time
to actually
read Bert's research,
you'd be less bitter
about him winning.
(stammering):
You want me to read
a geology paper?
Honestly, I just
want you to be quiet
but I'm all out of taffy.
