Okay now we will do squads and it will
be a lot less laggy. One second let me
do my push-ups. I see a guy! I see a guy! I'm killing him! I'm killing him! I'm killing him! I'm killing him!
I'm afraid. Let's go Lucky. Okay, Lucky... where's Lucky? Find the big purple... Oh,
right. That shouldn't be too hard. I remember when this big purple dot stuff first came up,
we were all like "whoa! That's so cool!" Okay I'm taking this building. Okay, I'm taking this building. The one with the
orange roof. They all have orange roofs. I know, and guess what I've got. I probably shouldn't have this. I
should probably give it to you. Wait
what is that even? A legendary ranged
pump shotgun. Interesting... I found
dynamite! Hey, I should put it down right
under me! Can I pick up more dynamite? I
have more dynamite mite mite mite mite. I
might have more dynamite. Meet your maker chairs!
You did not make them. I did. By the way,
I'm lying. If you found a present, you throw it to break it open. that's not how I open my
presents. Well that's how Fortnite does. That makes sense. I'm just running around. I should probably get
some materials. Boop, boop, boop. There bunch of blue circles in front of
me. Oh no so many blue targets,! Blue
targets,
go away! When I hit them enough times
they all go away. See? Is that a package
of apples, or what's that?
Balloons? Balloons. Interesting. Ok. Boop! Ooh... I can jump!
I'm gonna use two of them. I can jump even higher! I'm flying! look at me! How many of them do you have? I have ten.
I am color-able pur... pur-blind... What? You're colorblind? Yeah so over here there's a rifty-wifty. Right, we've
got the storm... Tick-tock-tick-tock. Whoop!
Fly! Fly! Fly!
Whoa! I'm really high! I'm really tempted to just shoot you balloon now.
Fly! I have a balloon as well. Don't shoot my balloon. Fly!
You have a p90!!!
This isn't a p90. Go! This is not a p90. Oh,
right. Coming. And then immediately deploy. I'm gonna land here. Are you guys leaving me alone? Oh
wait, I'm not inside the ring. Never mind.
I'm not gonna land here, and you guys are
really far away from me and I don't feel
comfortable that way. You know what? I'll come and pick you up in this plane.
Oh really?
Oh, and we even get to fly in a plane! I
can't run. I'm holding down shift and I'm
not running. M. M? Umm, come over here. There's a shield potion for you.
Are you talking to me, or to her? No to M. That's what I call her. Oh... I'm like, M? I play Pokemon Go. You do? No.
So, in other words you were lying.
Get in my storm wing. Ooh this is cool. Yay! I'm flying! Umm... Am I gonna fall off? Whoa! Umm... Should I shoot them?
I'm just shooting blindly. Or as you guys
like to call it, hip firing. I'm reloading! Get out! Get out?
How? Ouch... Whooh! I'm gonna die! Doo-doo-doo. No! Stupid soccer skins...
With wings. What triggers you most in
game? Uhh... probably soccer skins.
