It's a plate held up by 4 elephants
and a turtle groans 'neath the continents
Not a globe or a sphere, sacre bleu! Did you hear?
It's a flat earth after all!
It's a flat earth after all!
Well, I used to think we fly 'round the sun
Galileo fooled almost everyone!
But the sun is a light, that moves 'round day and night
It's a flat earth after all!
It's a flat earth after all!
In the north it's cold, from the middle in
there's a great ice wall, all around the rim
If you sail east or west, won't you fall off the ledge?
It's a flat earth after all!
It's a flat earth after all!
Now I must say “'bye!” to my tin foil hat
otherwise we'll fight, just like dogs and cats!
at the end of this song, can't we all just get along?
It's a small world after all!
It's a small world after all!
