 
Shit dude, well let's start this let's play fast cause I'm on board and there's a map here
I have two maps
Whoa, invited to the party? Sure
And there's creepers everywhere
Join the party guys
Whoa oh my god
Party at Gavin's ,Oooh!
oh wait thats Geoff
Alright so- oh god there's a creeper
Alright so everyone throw your maps on the ground. get rid of 'em
I throw my maps in the water sometimes
Saying ayy ohh
I'll do you one better
Theres a creeeper
I threw
my map at a creeper
Alright 1.8.2- Whoooaaa!
WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAA
Did you?
Did you see the explosion effects?
I got rid of my map
Oh there's a creeper! there's a creeper!
Theres a creeper! Theres a creeper!
Did you guys see what happened
when that creeper blew up?
Enderman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at it
When the creeper blew up it was amazing
oh my god
Can we punch them in the face?
Dont look at his eyes
It did it again
GET HIM!!!!!!!!!
Everybody scatter!
Rush for safety!
Look at the creeper!
Kill the enderman
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Micheal ill save you!
I already panic zoomed.
Where'd he go
theres a village!
Its night
Oh shit
 
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH
Gavin has blown up
Fuck you, you skinny fuck dirt block
dude besides the fact that their a little bit more ethnic than ray the enderman are about as thin
what is ray- rays just taking shit
ok
I'm taking wheat so i can get food
what are you taking ray?
weed
You touching Jack's vegtable garden?
Back Off!
Sorry Farmer Fran I didn't mean to offend you.
Enderman!
I'm going to get him!
Smashy Smashy Smashy Smashy
Whoa! I fucked him up!
Ray with the rowdy rough boys up here!
I know
Ah! They're right heeeeee!
So you look at the Enderman?
And then they?
Yeah, look at the Ednerman!
Look at the enderman
and then when they look at you
punch them in the fucking eye
Whoa!
(Gavin Screams)
Everyone get out! This is my house!
Zombie!
Don't call them Enderman, they're Slendermen.
Jack's being chased.
I keep clicking the left stick to fucking spirnt.
Oh wait, I don't want this house.
This is my house, call dibs.
I am murdering a fucking zombie with a sapling.
Good!
I'm dead.
Michael's Dead.
Oh, An Enderman killed Michael.
Most chaotic Lets Play ever.
Do you need me to call MJ?
I have him on speed dial.
What can I make with leaves?
lads lads lads
We're doing this let's play
in the new update 1.8
I think that may have been
Let's Play!
the most obvious statment ever Gavin.
Oh, There's Endermen!
A bit chaotic.
Oh! I want to live opposite Geoff!
Oh! You got chair's and a table!
Are you serious?
Yeah, back the fuck up!
WHOOOA!
Holy Shit!
Where the hell did he come from?
That's right! He's my pet Enderman.
AHHHH!
Kill him!
Get out of my house!
I got him!
OH NO I'M DEAD!
You know how everyone went to their own house to hideout?
Yeah?
So, the one house I found
Has only a dirt floor and grass in it.
HA HA HA!
I found the shitiest house in the village!
Well Ray, you found your house.
Fuck guys
Has anybody else died yet?
No, I died.
Oh! Cooked chicken!
That's zombie meat, right?
The first thing we should do
is make signs to put on our houses
So we know who lives where
Listen to me!
There's a farm in here!
So we need wood.
If we're going to start Achievement burg
Yes? That's what we're calling it?
Yeah! It's Achievement Burg!
shouldn't Gavin?
GET THE CREEPER OUT OF THE FARM!!!
YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN IT ALL!
That was broken when I got here.
That was absolutely not broken!
Dude, ok!
Now we're wasting wheat!
Now, this is a real problem.
Without Gavin's fucking name over his head
I seriously was staring right at him
and I'm like
CREEPER!!!!
and Gavin's like, "watch out for the farm!"
Should we turn names back on over people's heads?
Nah.
I mean, I'm going to kill you at some point, Gavin.
How far down does this go?
You're going to get murdered so many times.
How far does what?
I'm at the bottom of the well.
Good luck getting out of that.
Can I get out?
Oh no don't do that to me!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
Did you seal it up?
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
That is amazing!
I wasn't even doing it!
Friends?
Fill it in Michael!
Don't fill it in!
GAVIN NO!
I'm going to die!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
Bye Geoff.
You guys are sick assholes.
Jack, you just watched!
You did nothing to help him!
Is that a creeper or is that Gavin?
NO THAT'S A CREEPER!
There's a creeper on the farm!
Oh no!
Leave my farm mine alone!
He was just looking at me.
Alright you fucking pricks!
Geoff drowned!
Where is the god damned village?
I thought you had a map?
Can somone let me out of the well?
I got stuck.
Oh, are you stuck in the well now?
Oh, that's so bad for you.
no no no!
Come on guys!
Come on. let's not do that!
GET BACK IN THE WATER GAVIN!
No! He escaped!
Bye
Come here you fucking prick!
I'm going to murder you with a fucking dirt block!
oh my god.
Sprinting you son of a bitch?
Is that what you're doing?
He warped!
Yeah he did!
god damnit.
Good noise.
You motherfucker.
Bye!
Waiting for the fucking planet to load.
Fuck! Where did Gavin go?
What happened to this farm?
Is this where the creeper blew it up?
Creeper blew it up, yeah.
Is that another creeper? Or is that Gavin?
What is going on?
I think that might be Gavin.
I'm the one that looks like Tuxedo Mask.
I need to make a sign for my house.
Guys! Look at my screen!
You're freaking out man!
I'm freaking out!
Michael's chasing me!
I'm not stopping!
Gavin and I are probably halfway across the world right now!
I tried to murder him, he took off sprinting
and we are in a fucking chase.
You are so fucked!
When we both run out of sprint
I'm going to beat you to death with this dirt block
No damn trees.
COME HERE GAVIN!
What's going on Enderman?
Alright, we have an Enderman.
You don't know how to sprint.
Ruuuuuunnnnn.
Is he in the house?
Yeah, he's in the house.
Burn it down, Burn it down.
What? No! Don't burn it down!
Geoff! WHY WOULD YOU OPEN THE DOOR!?!
Fuck you Enderman!
I'm just going to leave now.
If I kill him I get his eyeball right?
If I get twelve eyeballs I can go to the end?
Oh, wow! There's natural lava!
Oof!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I have a five minute chase scene
That ends with Gavin running off a cliff!
That was incredible! I'm so glad I chased him!
I love how all we hear is "Oof!"
Is my body down there?
Or is it just disappeared?
It just disappeared.
How are there no fucking trees anywhere?
Are you serious?
Also, so now, where am I?
I chased Gavin to the other side of the world.
So this is what a village looks like.
I guess so.
I'm seven foodbars into sprint away from you guys
Alright, I found my shitty house.
So, Anyways, I was thinking In Achivement burg
Shouldn't Geoff and Gavin live together?
Why?
Because, it's like real life.
Oh yeah, that's a good point.
Geoff, where do you want to live?
Build Gavin a little shitty bedroom.
What the fuck just hit me now?
It was probably an Enderman.
Come here, cow.
You're a dick.
I like how you both questioned why.
There's Gavin!
I'm going to make a sign to put
Ow!
Geoff, come on.
Remember when you trapped me in a fucking well!
You prick ass!
I got a sign for you! It's called DEAD!
Why do I keep getting run out of the city?
What do I do if like?
Oh, that's hide, nevermind.
Alright, you can come back now.
I took out my frustration.
Oh dude, you fucking eat food now!
Like NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Yeah, you can munch it!
No, it sucks, it takes forever.
Ah! Geoff! I don't think you've forgiven me!
he he he
How much health you got left?
I don't think you've forgiven me.
Alright, let's all calm down.
Yeah, let's do that.
Everyone, things are kicking off.
Nah, Fuck this.
So, if anyone wants to find a map.
We already tossed our maps.
I remember that Ray.
I was looking at the silver lining.
A great idea by Gavin.
How are you still alive?
Gavin Free was slain by Geoff.
Is that Gavin or a fucking Creeper?
HISSSSS
it's a creeper!
You fucker!
Holy shit, look where I chased Gavin too!
I'm like in a fucking gorge!
Yeah, you found a nice plot!
There could not be a person in this Let's Play
worse off to be by themselves then Michael.
Are you kidding me? I'm like survivorman!
Where did he go?
Is that the one with Bear Grylis?
Yeah!
I'm going to punch blocks!
That's what I'm going to do!
Geoff, I'm kind of stuck!
I have a quick question, what the hell are we doing?
Anything?
We should work on finding a stronghold.
Fuck me! This pig is strong!
You're destroying my shitty house!
Is this your house?
Yeah! Look inside it has a dirt floor!
Gavin is getting wood from Ray's house!
Is this your house Ray?
Now he's just wrecking the place!
I don't really want that house anymore.
I want to find a melon!
Does the carpet match the drapes?
AHHH!
he he he
You prick.
Still trying to drown me.
Look at this!
Hey! I want to find some spiderwebs!
Hey guys?
What happened to Jack? Why is he so quiet?
I'm in my house!
I'm in my house! I've got my own house!
Did you already build one?
I'm hearing glass breaking.
There's a pig! I'm going to fuck him up!
Looks like we got some scoundrels
Hey!
You fucker!
You like that? You little pink fuck!
Geoff broke the glass in my house!
Is it ironic that I
beat a pig to death with a piece of meat?
No.
Negative.
So Geoff just walked around
and broke all the glass out of my house
Well you looked at me at 17.
Ray disappeared!
I started fighting wolves! Why!?!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Oh God! There's a whole pack of them! Why!?!
What happened? You got eaten by a wolf?
So, I saw some animals, and I was like,
Dude, maybe they have food.
I punched a wolf and then two more came out of nowhere.
And they converged on me.
Yeah, they're like velociraptor's.
I got fucking raptored.
They were flanking you.
They fucked me up and I'm dead
Did they have food?
I don't know Ray cause I"m dead.
I'm back home!
Let's do a Lord of the Rings style adventure
Where we go find a stronghold
Alright, so has everyone picked a house yet?
I have a sign on mine.
I have too much stuff to kill.
So jack lives here.
Do you Ray?
This is my house!
Jack's house doesn't have any windows.
I took all the wheat, I have 16 bread.
Yeah, because Geoff broke all the windows!
Are you fucking pointing fingers dude?
I try.
We've already wrecked our village.
You know that, right?
So, does anyone have an issue with me using this house?
No, you're living with Geoff wherever he lives.
Yeah, where are we living? Right here?
This is where you and I live?
Yeah. Alright.
You guys share a house?
Yeah, we live together in real life
why wouldn't we live together in fake life?
I think we had an issue with a creeper on this window.
Oh, I got some glass, hold on.
Good Job Ray, you fucker.
The day we moved in
creepers have throughly ravaged our homes.
and Gavin broke it.
I tell you what, I tell you what.
Vandal bitch!
Does this have a question mark?
Michael! Michael!
Don't! That's our window!
I'm a vandal.
Don't vandalize.
Don't break our windows guys.
I'm going to make a crafting table.
Yeah, you know, I'm a vandal!
Geoff! We have a crafting table! How about that?
We've got a crafting table?
Yeah we do!
That's awesome dude!
I thought you said a grafting table for some reason.
I think bander's turning a new leaf.
He's fucking bad apple now.
I got some more windows, but that's cool.
Did you break more of my signs?
Because Geoff was following me.
Why is it better if I follow you?
Who else broke my fucking windows?
I killed Gavin because he killed me dude.
To be fair, Gavin murdered him.
Oh ok.
Well, to be fair, I murdered him, but he thought Gavin did it.
I'm not some kind of asshole
who fucking is an asshole
Alright, I need to find some trees and get some wood.
Thanks Geoff.
Our sign didn't work.
You cleared that up.
I see a pig
I'm going to fuck him.
Oh, what's our sign say?
Censored Censored Censored Censored
Whoa, dude, it's a fucking barnyard over here.
For some reason it didn't like the name I put on it.
What was the name?
Lady ****
Jesus.
Dude. why not LRH for short?
That's one of my favourite musicals.
LRH it is.
Look at the sky, it looks pretty.
Hey, it's really pretty.
It's very beautiful.
Oh, what's up sheepie.
Oh, don't look at me.
Geoff and Gav Happy House or Ladies and Dreams.
That's good.
Why the fuck did you guys blow the side of my house?
That was probably a creeper.
or Gavin.
Gavin is a creeper.
Gavin and the creeper have become one now.
So we need a bed.
Oh yeah, I have... I'm going to go kill some...
Hey! Jack's fucking with our sign!
What! Why did you take our sign?
You guys fucked with my house.
Are you serious? It tooke me ages to type that out!
You should type it out again.
No, hold on,
Why would you assume we did anything to your house?
Because Gavin does everything!
What!?!
Yeah, but Gavin's been in the game for eight seconds,
How would he blow up your house?
Someone just took like four pieces of my house.
It's like a ghost sign.
What is going on with this sign?
It's like a ghost sign.
It is dude! It's like invisible!
It's flickering. It's like a neon sign made of wood.
Is that exactly what it sounds like?
Well, now it's all gone.
Someone took my fucking! You assholes!
I'm going to burn your house to the ground!
Jack is getting mad over there.
Jack!
You took my fucking table!
Jack! We got to be neighbours!
You took my table!
Give me my table back!
You're a shitty neighbour who takes stuff!
Get out of our house Jack!
Neighbourly dispute!
Back the fuck off!
Get out of the house!
Why do you have to be a dick?
I wish he was a vampire so we had to invite him in.
GET OUT!
Don't Kill...Goddamnit Gavin.
Stop Effing with our stuff!
I'm done. Game Over.
Whoa, Jack is done.
Jack's already done.
He'd build a house, but he already has one.
Here, do you want one of our Crafting tables?
I'll give you one.
How many do you have?
We have two.
Yeah, one was mine.
I don't know, it probably blew up with the creeper.
I found one on the ground.
You took Jack's Crafting Table?
No!
I found one on the ground.
Next to a bunch of broken shit.
Psst. Psst. Come here.
God Damnit.
I found like four creepers
I was going to drag them to your house.
Look at this hole!
Jack! Come here, check this out.
There you go.
Thankyou.
Wow. Thank God for that Zombie
that just annihilated you.
Yeah, so what's up guys? I'm back.
We heard you got some food Ray, keep that to yourself.
What happened to your house dude?
It's fucking wrecked.
My house?
No, Jack.
I'm disassembling it.
I'm going to rebuild elsewhere.
No disassemble!
What is the I and T?
I was trying to put intercourse, but it didn't fit.
That's close enough.
We need to light up the village because it
Gavin is getting frustrated.
Is Jack trying to break our house?
No, I'm not doing anything to your house.
Jack's trying to lead creepers
but he led them to the wrong house.
He led them to his house.
Touche
I found a bunch of stuff, this might be mine.
I got a bone!
It might be my stuff.
I've got a bone to pick with you.
Oh wow Ray, good job son!
I think you just picked up all my shit.
Oh, do you want it?
Nah, it's fine, you can have it, I don't care.
I didn't pick up much stuff.
It was just a fucking pickaxe.
Hey, can you eat an egg?
Oh, here you go.
Geoff and Gav house of ladies and full of
It's funny, I said it.
HA HA HA!
Intercourse.
Intercourse wouldn't fit.
Or, international, either way.
Yeah, international.
You guys got a nice place here!
Yeah, it's not bad.
Well, you know what, here's your welcome gift.
Oh, a bone, nice.
Ray gave me a bone.
Geoff, I've noticed that we don't have anywhere
to store our things.
Like the new gift we've just received from Ray, the bone.
Oh, this is a nice floor area, I like this one.
I'm building us a chest, that we can put our bone in.
Alright, thanks man.
Michael's found a pretty sweet ravine.
Where are you at Michael?
I'm not too far off.
Are you still lost from when you chased me into the woods?
No, I died.
I'm not too far off from Achivement Burg.
Where did Jack run off too?
Gavin Look, see that, that's Achievement Burg.
Oh yeah!
Oh God, I saw that and I got really scared.
That spider just fell to his death! Did you see that?!?
Idiot.
Michael, see if you can find a stronghold down that ravine.
Alright, well I'm going to go down the ravine and start.
Why do we want to find a stronghold so bad?
Because it's exciting Ray!
See if you can find Avril Lavigne down that Ravine.
Alright, I will.
See if you can find a career also.
Find Avril Lavigne down the ravine?
Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.
Ooh! Spider! No!
Fuck me.
Guys I don't feel like we've fully explored....
I've been exploring like a motherfucker!
Look at where I am! I'm on the edge of death!
Let's do our fucking Lord of the Rings Quest!
I'm doing it right now!
I still got to get a house going here!
Yeah, and we need to sleep in a town first, I think.
Just so we live here.
By the way, do you see any fucking sheep anywhere?
No, but I'm going to go on a sheep hunt.
I'll be right back.
Hey! I want to go with you!
I'm starting to build a little staircase.
Team Sheep! I'm going to build a sword first.
Hey Gavin, check it out, to your left.
I forgot which way left was, what?
Here? Is this your house?
No, it's this one over here.
Sweet basement bro.
I have a sign above my door.
Fucking brag about it.
Yeah, he is bragging about it.
HA HA HA HA!
That's my house!
What does it say?
Will Work for Green Card.
Nice.
Geoff, do you want to build us a furnace in our house?
Yeah man.
Alright.
Hey guys?
Hey? What's up?
Where's Jack?
Who knows.
Jack probably moved to a different village.
Jack moved to a different scene.
No, I'm not even in a village.
My goal is to be like Gollum.
You moved to a cave?
Yeah.
Wow, your goal is to by like Gollum.
What a fucking goal.
Holy Shit.
Don't bother turning in your footage this week, Jack.
Cool.
I'll save you the trouble.
Oh, I found a better village.
Oh, guys, we've moved to the wrong village!
This one is top!
Good thing I didn't do anything in that village.
This one's got a book shelf in it!
There's a better village?
Look at this house Geoff!
Well, why don't we move to that village?
I don't know.
I'm here already!
Because I discovered this village,
I'm going to name this village after me.
Hey Gavin
where are....
This is Slow Mo Village!
I want to come to your village!
Boo!
Let's call it Danville!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
It's got a crafting table already in it!
So can we have village wars
and just attack Gavin because he's the only one over there.
Village wars.
I'm cool with that.
Is that a show on TLC?
Yeah, it's like Storage Wars but with Villages.
Tonight, on Village Wars.
I'm going to say yup alot and get nothing accomplished.
Number go fuck yourself.
Oh shit!
What?
Everything okay Jack?
Fuck me! I just fell down a giant hole.
He He, that's a ravine.
Wow.
What was her name?
What do you mean?
Oh, sex!
Yeah.
What do you mean? More like what do you ravine.
Are you proud of yourself sometimes?
Get the fuck out right now!
Man, I really want to find some sheep
So that we can make beds.
Yeah
So, should I cook raw chicken?
Yeah
I feel like you guys are saying....
Why not eat raw chicken, I mean, YOLO right?
So....
There's no fucking sheep on this planet!
Listen, you guys find the sheep
I'll get the farm back going
We'll have food, it'll be good.
I am cooking some raw chicken right now!
Ooooh, it's going to be so good!
Oh, look at it, oh, it's done!
It's brown!
Ray
It is a golden brown right now!
Ray! Don't be offended!
What? Ok, it's alright.
Ray's not brown.
I think we all need Native American names, right?
No
can I be, like, running water?
Oh my God Gavin, Jesus Christ!
I thought a creeper was sprinting infront of me.
Shit, are you guys still away from the city?
Yeah
I need to find a sheep.
Don't worry buddy, I have another one.
Another sheep?
No, three stone pickaxes Ray!
I'm trying to find Iron.
Oh, I'm going to starve to death.
I guess I don't really need it.
Wow, good job Ray, I just planted some stairs.
Ray, that's not a good job, you suck.
I'm still learning this whole farming thing.
Sorry Grandpa.
Where are you Geoff?
You can tell which one is mine
because my house is infront of a farm
and it says "Will Work for Green Card"
Dude, I need a map!
I need my Geoff!
I need to know!
I'm right here man.
I don't. Where does that mean!?!
I'm in a village, I'm in Jack's....
I'm in a village too!
Where does that mean?
Are you in the Slow Mo Village?
I'm in a compleatly different village!
That's Village of Slow Mo.
Grrrrrr.
You're in Slow Mo Village?
Yeah
Shout out, tell Dan I said hi.
If you see him.
Is he in here?
Dan's the Mayor.
He's banging some chick right now.
Do you have a trailor when you film Slow Mo Guys Gavin?
Do you rent a trailor, and then go inside of it
and make people go and get you.
No.
You should.
Alright.
That answers that.
Alright, this is my house.
Yeah, I'm in your house.
Now tell me how the fuck to get back to
Achivement Burg or your Dead.
You want to go.... that way.
Are you lying to me?
This way, like the way I'm facing.
ok.
Why are you hanging out in Achivement Burg still Gavin?
He's not, he's in Slow Mo Land.
Then why are you in Slow Mo Land?
Because he's a piece of shit traitor.
I wanted to sleep.
Is there a bed over there?
No.
No bed.
Oh, ok.
Good stratedgy.
Great.
If I were a sheep, where would I be?
Where you aren't looking.
Do sheep fucking faff about at night, too?
Yeah, they'll faff about.
They're just, they're everywhere.
I believe.
There's two spiders, and a zombie over there.
Ha Ha, stupid!
My favourite part about our Lets Plays is
when people get mad that I use the wrong tools.
Do you do it delibertly now?
I just fucking who cares!
Who takes the time?
To be like, oh, one dirt block, better switch to my shovel!
I agree.
The shovel is like the most worthless thing.
Who give's a fuck?
No No
Shovel's awesome!
The hoe is the most worthless thing.
Diamond Hoe.
Farmer Fran over here, I need my hoe.
When I have to dig through five dirt blocks to get
to stone, I don't give a shit about using a pick axe.
Yeah, I agree.
Daddy found Iron.
Geoff...
That was creepy.
I need that.
Where are you?
In the mine that was formerly Jack's house?
Yeah.
I don't know where that is.
The house that Jack Built.
He didn't build it though.
It was already there.
The house that Jack sulked and went away from.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Oh, I'm in Geoff's house.
Because there's a bone in a chest.
I'm going to put my gift to you guys in this chest too.
Tribute.
Is it a turd?
There you go.
He's going to shit in the chest.
That's the gift box.
You'll see what I gave you.
GB for short.
Oh, an egg!
You're lovely!
I got hit in the ass.
Daminit!
My hearts are dancing because I'm starving to death.
Here you go dude,
There's a cooked chicken waiting for you.
Aw.
Eat that shit. Eat that bitch up.
Fucking, you're the best.
Aw.
No, you're the best!
Om Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
Get away from me you skeleton!
Oh, it heals three, that's good!
Cooking Chicky! Cooking Chicky Dicky!
Om Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
I just watched Master Chief eat a chicken.
Still looking for sheep by the way.
Slow Mo Village looks good from above!
Hey Geoff, you know what makes mining faster?
Two people!
Yeah it does, let's do it!
Tag team this cunt.
Dude, you know what I will say?
Thankyou Geoff
I like the rare times too.
I forgot we used to play this game
without murdering each other.
Every Single Second.
Oh, like when we were just buddies exploring.
Having a good time, I was punching tree's.
Those were the good old days.
I like this world, it's pretty.
If you want to come up,  Michael,
I'm going to make some Iron, you can use it.
Alright.
I don't need it, so it's all you.
I'll be there in a sec.
HA HA HA HA HA!
That is awesome.
I didn't know you could starve to death!
Well, guess what,
everyone just found out at the same time.
I guess you can on hard mode.
We're on hard, so you don't just get half a heart
You actually full on die.
What is that noise?
It's rain.
It's a sound you'll never fucking hear in Austin Texas.
It's true.
That is true.
We need to make this more distinguishable as the mine
and not a fucking blown out house.
Just make a sign that says: Mine, not blown out house.
Jack's house!
Now blown out house, there you go.
Alright, I'm looking to find a fucking sheep.
I got my sheers, I'm going to do this!
You got shears already?
I thought you said there was Iron in here Geoff.
AHHHHHHH!
There is in the...
HA HA HA HA HA!
Yeah, it's in here.
I already looked in the chest.
I don't know what the fuck just happened.
Jesus.
You got fucking annihiliated.
You got Raynihilated.
I was just minding my own business
and I saw ray just plummet!
Whoa! That's alot of Obsidian!
Either your food drains faster,
or you lose health, or something.
Is that a creeper or Gavin?
I can't tell. Gavin, are you in a cave right now?
You should kill it just in case.
No, I'm not in a cave.
I'm in a giant cave.
You're in the Bahamas?
It's fucking pouring out here.
Are you in the Bahama's.
Good question.
Baha Men.
I miss them, they should make a comeback.
You know who should make a comeback.
Who's that?
Eiffel 65
Yeah, I agree.
You guys find Jack?
Yeah, I found Jack.
Oh, sweet.
He's like the guy who lives in the forest.
He's been in a tree for 20 years.
Grizzly Adams?
He's got the beard for it.
Does our house say we love boys now Geoff?
HA HA HA HA HA
Does it?
I think it does.
Ray, you have anything to do with that?
Nah.
That sounds like it might be slightly Ray inspired.
Oh wow, you can make brick stairs
and stone brick stairs
There's a whole bunch new stairs.
You know what rhymes with bricks?
Gavin, what is this?
What is it?
What is this? Look at my screen.
Oh, it's sugarcane.
Sugarcane?
I've never seen it before.
You are having a laugh.
Whoa.
I found the lava waterfall.
AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
GET AWAY!
NO NO NO!
Yeah! Burn on fire you prick!
That's awesome, but it looks like Geoff is going to die.
You are not looking good Geoff!
You're about to starve too, you know that, right?
Where am I?
I finally found sheep!
I had so much stuff!
There's so much here! I'm lighting the bitch up!
There's so many resources here!
Are there sheep in there?
Uggghhhhh!
ha ha ha ha ha!
Damnit!
Well, I'll never find that again.
So, am I the only one in Achivement Burg right now?
No, I'm coming to Achivement Burg.
Or this might be Slow Mo Burg, I don't know.
I can't tell the difference!
They look too similar!
Yeah, I think this is Achivement Burg.
I think I'm in Slow Mo Burg.
What happened to our sign?
No this is Slow Mo Gavin.
Who took our sign?
This is Achivement
because we murdered Geoff here, right?
No, I think this is Slow Mo Ville.
There's a spider behind you!
Our sign's gone.
Well, one of our signs says that we like boys.
Gavin, there's a skeleton riding a spider behind you!
Oh, a spider Jockey!
Yeah!
Where?
Right behind you.
Where?
SPIDER JOCKEY!!!!!
Spider Jockey? Film it!
I am filming, he's dead though.
You fucking murdered him.
The asshole climbed into the well and he couldn't move
when I fucking laid him out.
You killed a spider Jockey?
Wow.
MOGAR!!!!
Fuck you cow.
Ray's Gone.
I'm fucking you up so good.
Bye Ray.
Ray...Ray...Ray...
I am beating the shit out of this cow.
Let him keep going.
Ray?
He's doing fine.
No mercy. He's going to die.
Yeah, you fuck that cow up.
Is this a creeper or Gavin? I can't tell.
It's a creeper.
ha ha ha ha ha.
I have one heart.
Alright.
Why did you do that?
Because I was starving.
Do you just keep starving to death?
Yeah.
Why?
Because food's stupid.
ha ha ha
Oh shit wolves!
You really showed that food.
Oh my God!
The woods are so Goddamn thick.
Holy shit.
Sheep!
What?
Killed it.
Sheep!
Killed it.
Sheep!
Killed it.
Did you get any wool?
Yeah, I got enough for a bed.
Nice.
So let's all kill Gavin and get his wool.
Yeah, alright.
I'm taking my bed and moving it to Slow Mo Ville.
Why?
Because it's better.
I'm going to burn it to the ground.
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm going to make a fucking bucket real fast.
That was immediate.
Does anyone know where I could get some lava?
Uh, yeah, right next to me and the sheep.
Where is that?
Like if you came out of my house in Achivement Burg...
I don't know.  I'm trying to find...
and you were trying to burn down Slow Mo Ville
Where would you go?
I'm trying to find Achivement Burg from here.
Shoutout to the tree in the bottom of the ravine.
Is there a tree down there?
Yeah.
Nice.
Just hanging out.
Geoff, I have a nice house in Slow Mo Ville
if you want to live next door.
Umm.... I'm going to burn it down.
Remember when we were all supposed to live together?
I'd like you to film it in slow motion though.
That way you can get a pull from YouTube next week.
Oh, there you are Michael!
Where?
I see you!
You're right below me.
Oh, wow, I've had cobblestone this whole time?
Are you close to Slow Mo Ville?
Yes, there are sheep somewhere nearby.
There's a sheep somewhere nearby.
Ooh, lava though. I need that!
Yeah, that too.
Michael's got a bed!
Holy Moly look at this!
Wow!
I found the coolest room I've ever seen!
What is it?
It's... look at it!
Do you got a mirror, so I can see your screen?
Oh, wow, that's pretty sweet.
I wonder if that's the place I was at earlier?
Is it lit up at all?
There's lava everywhere!
Do you have a bucket?
Yeah.
I guess I'll just hangout down here then.
I'll wait for you.
I'll help you burn it down.
So, do you know how to get back to
Achievement Burg from here?
I'm not positive.
I regret my own life to live.
Do you still have the map?
I had half a heart left from starving.
It's on the edge of the map, I know that.
I think it's south.
There's like a fucking crack in the earth over here.
I'm following you, I think it's the way...
I think it's over here.
Back over this mountain.
Oh, wow.
You guys find my ravine.
It's called Ray's Ravine. I just thought of it.
Rayvine?
No, I'm not that creative.
OOP!
Nice.
Well, that's the end of me.
Did you lose your bed?
I lost every single sausage.
Well, you're dumb.
and you did it by just walking into lava.
Have you been in Slow Mo Ville yet?
No.
Ok, so, Slow Mo Ville wouldn't be loaded.
Alright, Michael, now that you've set your spawn.
If you were to go to Slow Mo Ville
Yes?
What direction would you take?
I have alot of shit I should put in here.
Also, let me cook up some fucking meat.
It's either this way or this way.
It's definetly one or the other.
So we'll go this way for a little bit.
let's not turn left and right alot.
If it's not over there, we'll just come straight back.
Is any of this loaded for you?
Yeah, it's all loaded, because I've been here before.
Hmn, then maybe this isn't the way.
But I haven't been that far.
I've been here before.
This isn't loaded so it's not the way.
Later zombie.
Yeah, there it is.
Creeper!
Book it!
He fell in a hole like an idiot.
Alright, good.
I'm having a really nice time with you Michael.
I'm having a nice time too.
It's a nice stroll.
Did you have a nice time with me at all?
Creeper's still behind us.
Ok, who's talking?
Me.
Who's me?
Ray?
I missed you Ray.
I think I live next door to a creeper.
You can run, because I got some food on me.
Oh, an Enderman was our next door neighbour
And then...uh...
Geoff obliterated his rectum.
I did. I did not like him being in our neighbourhood.
So, everybody has slept except me.
Oh crap.
Oh sausauge.
We're on the right path.
Oh, Bloody Heck.
I lost my neighbours house because a creeper lived in it.
Domestic Disturbance?
Sorry Geoff, I'm letting you down.
I know it's over here somewhere, we're so close!
You have to run through this fucking field, I know that.
See that in the distance?
Oh, cool, is that a new city?
Yeah it is.
How many of them are per planet?
Or per world? Do you know?
I don't know.
I think there's three in this one.
I'm waiting for it to load.
I wasn't a complete failure Geoff.
No, you're the best.
I'm waiting for it to load.
If it only would load, I could see it.
Bye Jack.
Later.
Toodles.
I mean, seriously though,
like, I don't understand what he was mad about.
A creeper blew up his house in two seconds.
no no, it was me.
Still, even still!
It's a house he didn't even build himself!
Every single thing he complained about I did.
Ok, even then though.
Oh, shit I see part of the house!
Like he was mad about something blowing up that
he didn't make.
Whatever. Anyway. Let's fuck this town up.
This looks like Achivement Burg.
It does look like Achivement Burg,
that's why I kept getting confused.
It's the same fucking place.
I know. Oh, look who's in that house!
Hey, nice window, fuckface!
guys guys, Michael! Michael! Michael!
How do you like that?
The vandal's back bitch!
Hey! Hey!
Michael! Please!
I hope you get cut!
I hope you get cut on the glass you fuck!
Fucking town's going down!
I"m going to fucking vandalize this whole place!
I've got a sign and everything.
I've got a sign and everything.
You're going to look back and remember
the time you had windows
and you'll be like, wow, that was a long time ago.
I'm breaking all your fucking glass.
Oh, Geoff clearly didn't read the sign.
Oh, what did the sign say?
What's up dude, I didn't break anything,
I just came in your house.
He just came in your house.
Wow, this is a huge ravine.
Watch out!
Caution wet floor!
Maybe there will be sheep down here.
I'll fucking seal you in.
I'm just going to hang out.
Ugh. I don't have a pickaxe!
Remember Let's Play Number one Jackass?
This is called Lets Play Revenge Motherfucker!
Oop, I'm on fire a little bit, that's ok.
I died.
Geoff, I put a bunch of stone blocks in the house
so he couldn't get out.
So I just can't get out.
Will you pick up my shit though Geoff?
I have a ton of shit.
You're going to want to grab it, it's in the lava,
before it burns.
There was food, and stone and iron shit.
Gavin just grabbed it all.
If you want to murder him and take it.
Ow.
Did you not read my sign Geoff?
That was totally worth it.
What does the sign say?
No, I saw it.
It said: Please don't burn to the ground.
I really can't get out.
Good! Let him burn!
Look at the house next door!
Inferno!
I was trying to back up as I burned his house down,
but I couldn't make it out.
I'm glad I don't live there.
Geoff! Look at my screen!
I was running back to fucking Slow Mo Ville
I can see the lava from a distance!
That is fucking funny.
I can already see your village burning to the ground.
Put it out!
Don't let him put it out!
Murder him if he tries to put it out!
Nice.
I went in the lava!
Did you?
Yeah, he fell in the lava.
My bed was missing or obstructed.
Did you grab some of his shit?
I may have destroyed your bed already.
So once I finish scavenging here for resources.
Oh yeah, Ray's still here!
I'm still here!
Hey! What are you doing!
Fucking kill him.
Kill him.
Geoff you're hitting me.
He doesn't have a sword.
Your fucking corpse went flying!
I went for a bloody swim.
Did you find the food?
Hey, so, what do you guys want to do now?
Well, I lost most of my shit, but that's ok.
Because, we found Gavin's.
Slow Mo Ville.
We thoroughly burned it to the ground.
and Geoff and I had an adventure.
So that was fun!
And Gavin's dead.
I beat you to death with an axe.
I think what we need to do is
break your fucking windows!
I'm not going to lie, Slow Mo Ville kind of sucks.
Yeah, Slow Mo Ville is a piece of shit.
What's so bad about it?
First of all, it's covered in lava!
Really? Come here, where you going?
He keeps respawning like two seconds from here
So he must be nearby.
The default spawn is right next to Achievement Burg.
We're in Slow Mo Ville.
Oh, my farm!
Ray, get your shit together!
Sorry, I'm so far underground, what month is it?
Watching Gavin Sprint.
Just look at him run Geoff!
Geoff let's get him!
Yeah!
Come here nerd!
This is going to be great!
This is like the assassin's creed Let's Play
where everyone was chasing each other.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
YOU IDIOT!
What did he do?
He ran into a cactus and started killing himself!
That's the place to end it right there!
You moron!
Oh  my God, Part 1 is over.
