- I'll tell ya, one of
the most fun moments
I ever had on the
Howard Stern Show,
the eight years I
was on the show,
(applause)
yeah, thank you,
of course, yeah.
Yes.
(laughs)
One time, we had 50 Cent, the
rapper 50 Cent was on the show
and he told us that he
bought Mike Tyson's old house
in Connecticut so Howard looked
at me and that was my cue
to do a Mike Tyson impression,
so we were on Sirius,
I was doing real dark
rated-R shit, I said,
"Listen 50 Cent,
whatever you do,
"don't be decoratin'
my rape room.
"Took me three years
to find the right
"shade of green to rape
a bitch to, motherfucker.
"Don't redecorate my
rape room, 50 Cent,
"you rapper 50 Cent
motherfucker, 50 Cent."
(laughs)
And I was laughing
and Robin was laughing
and Howard was laughing.
50 Cent was not laughing.
Quite frankly, he
looked annoyed.
But he looked at all
three of us and he said
the funniest fuckin' thing,
he shook his head and he went,
"Y'all act like Mike don't
still knock motherfuckers out."
(laughs)
(cheering)
And uh, true that.
That got me thinking, I was
thinking after that one.
