Good morning. Welcome to Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee.
I'm Aleshia, your barista.
- Hello. Hello.
- Hello. Hello.
- Hi. Okay I'm done with this.
- Hiya!
I'm picking up a latte for--
Sorry to interrupt. I have one medium
iced mocha mermaid extra ice, no milk,
normal whip triple caramel
waterfall latte for a...
Hillary!
I'm Hillary.
And I actually asked
for sugar free caramel.
Sugar free candy, that's funny.
Speaking of clowns my favorite's
Sir Eiffel Deena. Who's yours?
Do you not like clowns? I love them.
A clown taught me how to do this.
[crowd laughing]
[yelling]
Good morning. Welcome to Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee.
Okay, hi. I'm picking up an
order to go for Johnathan.
With an H.
[shattering]
Right, wow. You ordered a lot of coffees.
[crowd laughing]
Are you...? Is this real?
Look at me!
I'm as fast as Megan Rapinoe!
You know Megan Rapinoe, captain of
the US Women's National Soccer Team,
and World Cup winner?
I really just need these coffees please.
Goal!
[crowd laughing]
Stop with the victory laps please.
I really need the coffees and uh...
Oh, it looks like I'm missing
some from my list, let me check.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Uh-oh.
Oh, it looks like I'm...
Did you just...
[shattering]
[crowd laughing]
I really just need a cosmic coffee, iced.
Ready-roo. Coming right up.
Would you like a
teeny-tiny, grande, medium,
medium plus,
biggie small or a super duper?
[crowd laughing]
- It was supposed to be a grande.
- You mean grrrrande?
- Grande.
- Grande!
[crowd laughing]
Okay, okay, okay. Okay!
Okay, okay. Stop. Stop.
This order is very serious.
Do you know who I work for?
I work for Tyga.
Tigers don't drink coffee. They're
the biggest species in the cat family.
I'm allergic to cats but
I like to pet them anyway.
No, not tiger. Tyga!
[roaring]
My glasses, give them back.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
I have an entire entourage
of humans out there
waiting for their morning coffee.
So will you please just give me
the coffee before you get me fired?
Fire!
My uncle Gilbert's a firefighter.
Aleshia, I do not care.
Just please give me the coffee!
Aleshia! Give me the coffee!
Please! I really need it.
You don't even know.
My job is depending on this. Aleisha!
Please! Please give me the coffee!
- Oh.
- What's taking so long, man?
I am so sorry. Well you see the
barista here's a little, well...
Loco.
Oh, you said Tyga.
When you said Tyga
I didn't know you meant
the Tyga, Tyga, like the rapper Tyga.
Did you know that your real
name's Michael Ray Stevenson?
- Yeah I knew that.
- And that you were born in November?
I knew that too.
And that in 2012 you won the
American Music Award for--
Hold on, hold on let me
stop you right there.
I know most things about
me, because I am me.
Can I just please get my coffee?
Okay.
[crowd laughing]
Decaf? Why would you want a
coffee without the caffiene?
Because I just love the taste.
Okay, one decaf coffee
coffee coming up for Tyga.
Tyga.
Tyga, Tyga.
Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga,
Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga,
Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga,
Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga...
[both screaming]
Good morning.
I'm Aleshia, your barista.
Welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee.
Would you like to taste
test our new espresso?
Yolo! Ever been to Yolo Canyon
in California? It's a real place.
See?
[crowd laughing]
It is way too early for
whatever is happening right now.
Early bird gets the worm.
Did you know some people refer
to the worm as the caterpillar?
The dance, not the animal.
Can you do the worm? I can.
[crowd laughing]
Can I just have an iced coffee?
Sure!
Would you like a teeny-tiny, medium,
medium plus,
biggie small or a super duper?
[crowd laughing]
- That's way too big.
- Okay too big.
Too small. Oh, just right.
Did you know Goldilocks
originally had silver hair?
Guess it was really someone's grandma
sneaking into that bear's house.
My grandma's name is Carrie,
what's yours?
[crowd laughing]
- Can I just have a coffee?
- Is it Geraldine?
- A cof--
- Ruby? Lucile?
No! Forget it I'm awake!
Thanks for waking up with Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee!
[crowd laughing]
One magical magestic sequins
latte, extra chocolate sprinkle,
triple whipped,
marshmallow on the side for Sam!
Hi I'm Sam.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
Ha-ha!
Beet juice is a natural food coloring
although I must admit I don't love beets.
What I do love is whipped cream.
I'm kind of in a hurry.
Oh, slow and steady wins the race.
Remember the turtoise and the hare? Look.
I'm the tortoise.
Now I'm the hare!
[crowd laughing]
[crashing]
[crowd laughing]
My class had a rabbit named Cinnabunny
and she can do all kinds of tricks.
Did you know rabbits are born without fur?
Super weird looking. Wanna see a pic?
Can I just have my drink please?
It's not ready yet.
Just give me the drink.
Well, you know what they say?
No crying over spilled frozen beverages.
I'll make you another one.
No, I don't have time to wait.
Can I just get a regular small coffee?
Well of course, what kind of bean?
I don't know, any bean, you pick.
Oh we just got a new one in
that I haven't even tried yet.
[crowd laughing]
Nevermind, I'm gonna go get tea.
[moaning]
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