♪ Take Hollywood home ♪
Coming soon to home video.
File this under "amazing stories", my friends.
You see, every Sunday for about a year now, we've
been inviting a guest over for dinner and discussion.
What do you talk about?
Everything.
Life, current events, the environment.
We're liberals. We do the right thing.
So, we buy animal-friendly mascara
or we stop buying grapes.
But we don't do anything.
What if you killed somebody whose death
makes the world a better place?
What, like murder?
If it was Hitler, I would kill him.
("Get Down Tonight"
by KC and the Sunshine Band playing)
What we need in this country, my friends,
is someone who could stand up to the liberals.
That is what the Right to Life movement is all about.
We need the return, God darn it,
of the promise of the Reagan-Bush years.
No!
♪ Do a little dance ♪
♪ Make a little love ♪
♪ Get down tonight ♪
Hey! Hooray for us!
Tom Kane: Jason Alexander,
Cameron Diaz,
Nora Dunn,
Charles Durning,
Ron Eldard,
Annabeth Gish,
Mark Harmon,
Bill Paxton,
Jonathan Penner,
Ron Perlman
and Courtney B. Vance.
You fellas wouldn't know where a guy can
get a decent meal around here, would you?
Yes.
"The Last Supper."
♪ Do a little dance ♪
♪ Make a little love ♪
♪ Get down tonight ♪
When I was about five or six,
I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny
and I cut out this Bugs Bunny off the cover
of a comic book and carried around with me.
Start with this one because it's probably the thing
that I'm most well-known for in the world.
I don't know why it caught the popular imagination.
It caused me nothing but headaches for 10 years.
This is probably the next thing
I'm most well-known for.
Cause this was made into a major
full-length animated cartoon
which was an embarrassment to me
for the rest of my life.
There wasn't much in the way of
normal sex in our relationship
but lots of piggyback rides and wrestling around
and he liked to sit on my shoe a lot.
There's this legend that I keep hearing all the time.
Somebody told me I used to
live with the Grateful Dead.
I never had anything to do with those guys.
I hated that music.
Went to a couple of those rock concerts
and just fell asleep.
It was kinda completely boring,
that psychedelic music.
Hal Douglas: Columbia Pictures presents
the four-star action event of the year.
"Desperado" is an extraordinary stunning spectacle
that will leave you breathless.
Stylish.
Sexy.
Peter Travers of Rolling Stone says Antonio Banderas
is the ultimate in sexy action cool.
It's cool, ese, cool.
"Desperado." Rated R.
♪ It's your one-way ticket to midnight ♪
♪ Call it heavy metal ♪
♪ Higher than high, feelin' just right ♪
♪ Call it heavy metal noise ♪
♪ Take a ride, ride, ride, ride on heavy metal ♪
Music from the motion picture "Heavy Metal."
Two LPs on one CD.
In record stores now.
"Heavy Metal."
The hottest film on home video is also
the hottest website on the Internet.
♪ Call it heavy metal ♪
♪ Higher than high, feelin' just right ♪
♪ Call it heavy metal ♪
"Heavy Metal."
