"Vinny, you must answer all the viewers questions - that's the Twitch policy."
Oh fuck.
That's a good kwestshun [question], uh, Meg-Megaman!
"Vinny, do you even do anything Italian, or not really?"
Uh, I-I like Italian food.
I curse like an Italian sometimes.
I don't really speak very much Italian, I took it in school for a while, but I never really remembered very much of it.
Here -  I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna teach you guys some Italian phrases. Here's one:
Zippity zoppity give me the boppity.
Someone recently emailed me and said: "Vinny who's your favorite movie actor?"
And that gives me the perfect opportunity to say it's (rap God voice) Harrison Ford.
"What is a dumb question for you?"
Um...  Only dumb question that I can recall ever was: "Vinny, why do you live in New York?"
"Vinny, I'm going to poo myself if you do another Red Dead after this."
Well, that was the expected response.
I'm more than content for anyone to have to poo themselves. That's okay.
No poo off my sack.
"Vinny, are you happy?" Question mark. "Truly?" Question mark. No. That's what gives me my power.
"Hey mister anime hater, how do you feel that they're making Blade Runner into the cursed art form of Japanese animation Kappa?"
And that's from Narry.
There's so much in there. There's so much in that sentence.
I'm glad there's a Kappa in there. I'm really excited.
"Vinny, you hate anime really?"
Come on now, of course I don't.
"Vinny if you don't talk about anime all the time, you hate it."
Oh, okay.
Shit.
"Vinny, I never noticed before, but Dampè has some nice DSL-"
Get the FUCK out of here right now.
"Vinny do you call Damp- Dumpy different names every time to mess with our OCD?"
Yeah?
"Vinny did you hear about the Pinterest MILF that likes you?"
That's enough chat for one day...
"Vinny stop stealing our jokes for the YouTube kids."
There's an agreement when you enter chat that...
Um, the streamer, and this is every twitch stream,
that the streamer is able to appropriate your jokes for their streams to make them seem...
Quicker, and more witty than they actually are.
*COUGH*
*Ahem*
And there's also- *Vinny noise while coughing*
And then there's also...
Um...
A person yesterday, who was like, "Vinny, why don't you.. Post YouTube chat in your videos?"
*Ahem*
So this is kind of like that.
Sorry, it's the lumbago acting up.
"Vinny would you consider dubbing the Super Mario brother movies-
Er, Super Mario Brothers movie...
as a charity incentive when it comes out?"
That would take...
Like, a year.
You know those three minute cartoons that I've overdubbed?
That's like 20 hours of editing for three minutes.
"That's not a no is it?"
No, it's a no. It's it certainly a no. *Laugh*
Someone said in chat:
"Can you imagine wanking with that arm?"
How do you think it got this fucking huge?
It's a good thing he doesn't punch with the other arm.
Punch McFuckfist is my favorite video game character.
"What happened to Ouya?"
Uh, a guy named Rocko pissed on it and then it disappeared.
[Arthur]: COME ON.
"Vinny what happened to Horticus?"
Oh, you've just joined? You just-  Mmm... Horticus is fine.
Horticus is off with friends.
In horse heaven.
"Bonny where is mystical Whitehort?"
Uhh... It's dead.
[Arthur]: Ayep. Here we go.
Like Arthur just said. Heeehh...
Yeah, it died.
By the way, it died a very painful and traumatic death.
[[vineMortis, BibleThump]]
So anyway, yeah, The Outer Worlds is now my most, umm...
I would say most anticipated game.
Chat, I have a question. What's your strategy for dealing with...
Questions that you've received multiple times or... And or, questions you perceive to be...
"Dumbyot."
How do you... What do you do chat? Do you- do you just not look at them?
Ignore them?
Okay, gotcha, thanks. That's good.
"Vinny, why is there something rather than nothing?"
I think about that question often and...
I cannot answer that question.
I think Jack White once said, he in one of his songs, he goes:
"Something's better than nothing."
He goes:
[High-pitched Vin]: "Somethin' better than nothin~"
So I'm gonna defer to his wisdom and that's why we're here.
Man, this is such a deep stream already there's so much deep.
"Vinny did you get your canvas bag/identity stolen?"
No canvas bag for me.
"Vinny, what are you searching for?"
I don't know. Meaning?
[[Aren't we all? Aren't we all...]]
"Do you have any stairs in your house?"
Yes. I can answer that one. That's easy.
I feel like we've... We've gotten to know each other.
"Vinny why are you answering questions?"
Shit. You're right.
We've come full-circle.
"Make a diss track with Red Vox."
No, How about I do a diss track right now, in the style of Eminem...
As stylized by Chris D'Elia.
[RAP GOD]: Oh Dicky, what are you, sicky?
Cut in line for pizza while I'm trying to get my piece-a,
mind, going downtown, trying to find a little clown to go counts some pizza on tha' ground... [[????]]
On second thought, this is probably a bad idea.
