Hello?
Hi guys.
Male voice: Simsie's not very good at this game
Kayla: Shut up.
(everyone laughs)
Male voice: Oh my god.
Oh my.
That was good. Well done.
(Simsie shriek)
Make sure they're in line, okay.
Who won?
And that's the look, ladies.
Oh, I just-- don't wipe it off on your pants!
Oh, you dumb idiot.
These are my new leggings!
What?
Female voice: you look like me in 5th grade.
("In The Arms Of An Angel" plays)
("Never Gonna Give You Up" plays)
("Ba dum tsss" sound effect)
I tried to turn off my Rick Astley and I--
Male voice: Simsie's just like crying
Male voice: Hey, good shot
Kayla: No no no, did you see my eyes were covered?
Look at my stream.
Male voice: Wait, you hit a no-lake shot
Other male voice: No way!
You're literally better at the game when you're not looking
Kayla: I have some M&Ms.
Heh!
I, like, don't even--
("Never Gonna Give You Up" plays)
It was creepy. I don't know how to be creepy.
I'm just beautiful all the time. You know?
What is THAT?
Male voice: Okay, alchemy engine made.
Kayla: Wait, watch my stream in a second.
Male voice: Okay.
Kayla: Ah!
Kayla: Oh no! Oh no!
Male voice: That thing in the top right?
Why are you walking up to it? It was obviously a bad sign
Kayla: You could have helped me out.
No!
Why would you do that?
Female voice: Run, Kayla.
Male voice: Justice for Marcus.
Kayla: No no no! Oh no! No no no! Not again! Not again! Not again!
(Everyone talks over each other)
Female voice: Oh my god!
Male voice: She got moved so far back.
Kayla: Don't mess up, Jill.
Jill: Wait, shoot, how do I--
Kayla: Cut the cake. I don't know! Cut, just, straight across his face. Go for it.
Stab him right in the face.
You stabbed him right in the face!
Jill: You told me to!
Uh oh. I hear a fire alarm going off.
You don't think that's my building again? Like, last time this happened it wasn't...
Oh, that is definitely-- oh my god. Definitely my building. Okay you guys, I'm gonna end the stream.
Hellomybeautifullittlekiwis-- I can't do her intro. Hellomybeautifullittlekiwis--
Hellomybeatiful--
Hellomybeautifulittlekiwis. Hello my beautiful little kiwis. Okay, I got it. No, I have it now.
Hellomybeaut-- I can't. Why can I say hello my beautiful little kiwis?
I just wanna be Rochelle.
She lookin thick as-- she's a she's cute. Ladies. Let me tell you.
How.
Hatsy: Just, like, brush it a little bit?
Kayla: You want to brush my hair?
Wait, no no no.
Oh my god.
Vine: Got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday.
Video Kayla: Heh heh.
Vine: So now I take adderall
Video Kayla: Ha ha.
Kayla: Oh my god.
No! Please don't do that. Oh my god!
Mom!
Oh my god, look at all these birds. Look at all those chickens!
Look at all those--
I'm taking it. I'm taking a chicken.
Did she try and hit me?
Did she try and hit me for taking your chicken?
Unfortunately, it's not a joke, and-- oh my god.
I have a good meme. Wait wait wait wait.
("All Around Me Are Familiar Faces" plays)
Dad I'm streaming right now and you're on speakerphone
But I just wanted to tell you that we just raised four thousand dollars. In less than an hour
Dad: You just did?
Kayla: Mhmm.
Dad: Holy s***
Kayla: Dad, don't swear on my stream!
Four thousand. It's been an hour, dad, and we raised four thousand dollars. How did that even happen?
They really wanted me to call you. Um, and I didn't want to put you on blast and force you to be on the stream but I'm gonna freak out and, um, yeah. So.
Dad: Calm down. You are awesome. I'm so proud of you.
You've got so many cool people that watch you, which is awesome. Everyone there is so, so cool.
I mean, seriously. And I'm really proud of you.
I'm really proud of you.
Kayla: I love you a whole lot.
Dad: I love you too. I'm gonna turn the stream on.
Kayla: So I blend in.
Do I look like I'm in love with a bee? What's the face of a person who's in love with a bee?
Ooh, another bop.
Okay
You go away kids
It opens at noon.
Dad: Whooo!
Kayla: So Jack, a spring is a crafty boy. You can craft a spring. Look.
Wait, I know you can craft a spring.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I know you can craft a spring. Hang on. Hang on. No, I swear you can craft--
No--
Oh my god.
I swear you could craft a spring.
Oh no, he aged up
That's it. Okay, I'm gonna age him down.
Sim command, set age. Oh toddler. Oh, no!
Right, right what is that?
When you're a pigtail streamer, and it goes too far. I can't-- It's wig flew!
Wait, do I have a baby? Do I have a baby?
Do I have a baby? Oh my god, what's its name?
Come in, come in.
Did you just see what she just did?
Look at me go! You guys, I know you're proud of me. I'm so talent--
My bad, okay, we try again. It's fine.
Look at this!
My Hope's at like 7:00 a.m. tomorrow flight. Wait.
Just buy a ring light? I literally have a ring light right in front of me
There's a ring light on in front of me. You want me to turn up more?
Do you want-- just buy a ring light, you say. Is this what you wanted? You wanted this?
I can't-- Oh, it's the other cat. She hates the other cat. I told you. Oh, she's unhappy. Oh my god.
Pokey, leave her alone!
I mean, I can make it smaller.
I'm gonna keep it like this though, I think. Or, like, maybe... This?
You guys, we just hit 2,000 subs on Twitch.
Oh my god.
That's insane.
Thank you for telling me your soul with that prime sub
You guys, we just hit 2,000 subs.
Why am I crying? I'm so weak, get my head in the game. Oh my god
Guys, I'm back in my dorm!
Back in college everybody!
I was sort of, like, startled, and--
Twitch notification (Book of Mormon style): CRUSH IT!!
Kayla: Oh my GOD!
Thank you for the prime sub! Oh no, dad, I want you to prepare yourself.
Dad: Why?
Twitch notification (Book of Mormon style): NO PLEASE I DON'T WANNA GO BACK!!!!!
Twitch notification: CRUSH IT!!
(Simsie shriek)
Twitch notification: NO PLEASE I DON'T WANNA GO BACK!!!!
Donator: Just going to leave this here gotta get back to work.
Kayla: What?
Twitch notification: NO PLEASE I DON'T WANNA GO BACK!!!!!
Donator: Thanks for all of your builds that I've used in my game #charity
Wait, how does that work? Can I do it on stream?
Twitch notification: NO PLEASE I DON'T WANNA GO BACK!!!!!
Donator: Ok sing a song clip
I'm so scared. Why won't it-- it's stuck on there. Okay.
I'm sorry, this is not-- I don't think you understand. This is my-- I
You guys want me to show you?
Okay, how do I do this?
You're scared?
I'm-- this is fanart. I'm pretty sure.
Can we just leave it like this? I prefer it this way personally. Um, I don't know about you guys.
This is way more fun, so.
What's going on? Stop it! I can't even read these! I can't even read them!
What did you do? What did you do? Why did you do that? Oh my god.
Yeah, I can't do this right now.
And they gifted five more ten, ten what?
You can see my stream lapse. Oh my god.
Can't breathe. What am I even doing? I can't.
Oh my god! Look at this! Look look look what I have!
On my birthday!
Zoe, you're the first one-year resub! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What's something you want your soulmate to be? Um, famous.
Wait! Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
I'm sorry! Wait a minute.
Wait, what what?
What just happened? Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait wait wait wait wait. Oh my god. Um, also Ella. Thank you for the host
Hang on. Um, hang on. Hang on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We just did we just hit 10,000? Oh my god
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Um
Twitch notification: NO PLEASE I DON'T WANNA GO BACK!!!!!
Thank you so much.
Oh my god Army Army Army, thank you so much for the donations today. You are insane, you've donated so much today
I really can't thank you enough.
Simplyjade with a seven month resub.
I can't believe this just happened.
How?
We just raised ten thousand dollars. We just raised ten thousand dollars for the American Cancer Society.
I don't even know. How is that even possible?
You, you guys don't understand how much this means to me
I really I really really can't explain to you how much this means to me
You called me a cold fish! He called me a cold fish. Imagine getting call a cold fish.
Wait
Oh my god.
This is a twist
Okay, Greg just gave birth to a puppy. I snatched a pregnant dog.
Oh my god, this is where I died last time. I have to go. Oh no!!
Male voice: You didn't die, did you?
Kayla? Kayla?
My cat is messing-- you want to see my cat again? You can see my cat again.
Look at him. Look at him. He's so cute. Oh he stopped
Hey Pokey, you know, there's like a lot of people watching you right now?
Did you see him look at the camera? He looked at the camera for that!
We craft a recycling machine. Oh, there's a cat!
Oh my god.
I told you! They're, like, best friends! Look how cute this is!
Why am I gonna cry?
Oh my god, 3,001 subs. I took a screenshot of it. Oh my god.
Okay, I feel like I need to have, um,
I have to die my hair pink now!
i have to die my hair pink!
Alright, so my game's-- Oh my god.
Sorry.
Hold on, wait wait wait.
What is wrong with me?
I just realized that Kiwi was my best-- I mean, I knew that Kiwi was my best friend, but Kiwi's my best friend.
Hey, it's my dad. Welcome to the stream
Both, simultaneously: Sup?
So we unlocked two new emote slots today?
We unlocked two new emote slots today? I've been live for two and a half hours. Dear god, um, and we just broke 3,000 sub points.
Quicker? I can't say it faster.
Hellomyafknwfjeflskgjk
Hellomybeautifullittlekiwis
Hellomybeautifulsnfianefjg
Stop stop stop. Stop stop stop
Stop. Oh my god!
Hang on, this is horrible!
I look so dumb!
It's a sister struggle but it's okay. Sister stylish. Do you think?
Where are my guns?
Male voice: Hey, John.
Kayla: I'm gonna cry.
He just lets me do this.
Deborah with a seven month resub. Don't--
I don't have oh, okay. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. I'm a pacifist. Okay.
God but yeah, so 3,000 sub points. We're only 800 off. Sub 800 times and you'll see pink haired Simsie.
Uh-huh. Oh it's pink.
The group chat, they just ignored my mistake, so it's okay, guys. Don't worry about me.
Lindseyrose with the bits, thank you so much.
Maggie, it was--
(Simsie shriek)
I hate you! Oh my god!
Ellen, thank you for the bits. Why, why, why?
I've been attacked by simmers!
Yeehaw!
("Never Gonna Give You Up" plays)
