>> Jimmy: THERE IS A LOT OF 
HUMOR IN THE BOOK.
I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 
DRIVING AROUND, AND ONE OF YOUR 
NEIGHBORS CAUGHT YOU DRIVING 
AROUND.
>> IT WAS THE ONE TIME I COULD 
GO OUT THAT I COULD GET AWAY 
WITH ANYTHING BECAUSE IT WAS 
HALLOWEEN.
>> Jimmy: OH, WOW.
YEAH.
SURE.
>> AND SO I MADE THE EXCUSE -- 
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE 
HALLOWEEN, ACTUALLY.
SO I JUST YELLED, I SAID I'M 
GOING TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY.
AND THEN I WAS GONE.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU WERE 
GONE.
>> I WAS GONE.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU GOING TO A 
HALLOWEEN PARTY?
>> NO.
I WAS JUST -- 
>> Jimmy: JUST OUT FOR A RIDE.
>> I DID A LOT OF THAT.
IT'S -- WHEN YOU DEAL WITH THIS 
ISSUE -- EVERY STORY IS A 
DIFFERENT STORY.
EVERY JOURNEY'S A DIFFERENT 
STORY.
I AM NOT A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE 
TRANS COMMUNITY.
I'M ONLY REALLY A SPOKESPERSON 
FOR MY JOURNEY AND THEN TAKE MY 
PLATFORM, WHICH I HAVE, AND SEE 
IF I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN 
THE WORLD.
KIND OF THE LAST PERSON, I'M A 
PERSON OF FAITH, AND THE LAST 
THING I HAD TO GET THROUGH WAS 
IN GOD'S EYES HOW DOES HE SEE ME
AND HOW AM I DOING.
BECAUSE EVERY PERSON WHO'S 
DEALING WITH ANY ISSUE THEY 
ALWAYS KIND OF LOOK BACK IF THEY
HAVE ANY FAITH WHATSOEVER IN 
THEIR LIFE, THEY KIND OF LOOK 
BACK AND THEY SAY, WHY?
WHY DID GOD DO THIS TO ME?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
WHY DID GOD DO THIS TO YOU?
>> WHY HAS GENDER AND MY 
IDENTITY BEEN AN ISSUE IN MY 
LIFE SINCE I WAS THAT BIG?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
AND AM I DOING A GOOD JOB WITH 
IT?
AND I JUST GOT TO THE POINT 
WHERE FORTUNATELY I HAD RAISED 
TEN WONDERFUL CHILDREN.
KRIS AND I, WE HAD GONE OUR 
SEPARATE DIRECTIONS.
NOT BECAUSE OF GENDER ISSUES BUT
BECAUSE OF OTHER THINGS.
AND THERE I WAS BACK IN MALIBU 
ALL BY MYSELF, AND SO I SLOWLY 
WENT THROUGH, TOLD ALL MY 
CHILDREN.
BECAUSE IT HAD BEEN JUST 
HAMMERED ALL OVER THE MEDIA.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.
>> FOR THE LONGEST TIME.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> IN FACT, GUYS LIKE YOU -- 
>> Jimmy: WELL -- 
>> -- MAKING SOME JOKES.
>> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT 
WAS HAPPENING.
>> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE 
JUST VAIN.
>> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT 
WAS GOING ON.
SORRY ABOUT THAT, BY THE WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOW HE'S GOING TO APOLOGIZE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW -- 
>> BUT I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW WHEN I 
WAS ON "JIMMY FALLON" I GAVE HIM
A REAL HARD TIME.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID, YEAH.
BUT HE DESERVES IT.
HE SAID SOME REALLY TERRIBLE 
THINGS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE DID SAY SOME TERRIBLE 
THINGS.
>> Jimmy: HE DOES THAT A LOT.
HE'S ALWAYS VERY HARD ON PEOPLE.
>> YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY 
FAVORITE
