Evewyonye, we have an annyouncement to make!
STOP
Fowtnyite is onye of the most successfuw games on the pwanyet, and due to that
It has to catew to a wawge audience of nyinye-yeaw-owds.
Nyow when Epic Games add something nyew to Fowtnyite,
it's nyot going to pwease evewyonye.
BLYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Fow exampwe, I'm unhappy how the T-pose emote is 200 V Bucks and nyot 15 miwwion V Bucks
But wecentwy Epic Games intwoduced a system into Fowtnyite that is
pwobabwy if nyot, the wowst finyanciaw decision they've made in theiw entiwe wife.
This nyew edition is cawwed
THE SUPPOWT-A-CWEATOW EVENT
And awthough this has good intentions, a wot of peopwe awe about to take advantage of those good intentions.
MEWISSA: Hey fans, I'm Mewissa fwom the communyity team and this season
we'we vewy excited to annyounce the Fowtnyite suppowt a cweatow event.
Duwing this event, cweatows can appwy to eawn weaw monyey
when theiw fwiends and fans decwawe theiw suppowt to that pewson in-game and spend V Bucks.
PYWO: Nyow you can awweady see the majow pwobwem hewe: V Bucks and weaw monyey.
To say thewe's a wot of peopwe in the Fowtnyite communyity that awe oppowtunyistic wouwd definyitewy be an undewstatement
I mean, even with this tweet annyouncing this nyew edition, you have peopwe wepwying bewow with pwuvn to be fake giveaways
they just nyabbed fwom Googwe Images.
MEWISSA: This appwies to V Bucks that you've eawnyed fwom gamepway events, contests, as weww as any othews that you've puwchased
PYWO: So obviouswy, when wowd gets awound that V Bucks can be tuwnyed into actuaw monyey, you'we gonnya have a wot of peopwe cwimbing out theiw
disgusting decwepit manhowes to twy and capitawize on the situation.
So fow this nyew pwogwam,
They'we gonnya want to pick some top echewon cweatows,
fow exampwe
Ceeday
uhhh
Yeah, I got nyothing.
They've just got to pick someonye that isn't a degenyewate, that's aww I'm twying to say.
So, who is onye of the fiwst individuaws to make it into this pwogwam?
*Wetawd Appeaws*
Wispy Jimmy, oh my god, Epic Games you have made the wowst decision of youw entiwe wife
Nyow boys and giwws,
if you don't knyow who Wishpy Jimmy is, you awe you awe
Oh, I'm gonnya teww you a stowy. You see, I've been catawoging
Jimmy's Youtube caweew fow quite a whiwe and I've basicawwy bwoke him up into thwee stages
The fiwst stage is GTA six whewe he wouwd cwickbait getting
Openying and even pwaying GTA six acwoss muwtipwe videos.
Wooks absowute fwesh wight?  Wooks wike someonye wike wegit was sent this by a wockstaw wepwesentative.
And then when the gwand theft auto communyity stawted to dwy up, Wispy muvd on to stage two, which is fiwst-pewson cwickbait.
You knyow when you see those Youtube videos that usuawwy got popuwaw off Weddit, fow exampwe:
My Son Said His Fiwst Wowd, ow I Suwvived This Event,
Wispy, wouwd steaw these videos..
Weupwoad them to his channyew and then titwe them in fiwst-pewson wike the event happenyed to him.
Wispy: If you wike the video and subscwibe
Wight nyow witewawwy go down bewow witewawwy hit the wike button and witewawwy hit the wed subscwibe button. You couwd win 100 dowwaws
I'm giving away 200 dowwaws to you guys evewyonye that's watching this video if you witewawwy comment-
I knyow that commentawy on Youtube gets kind of a bad wep
It's just an individuaw tawking about something adding theiw opinyion and it's debatabwe whethew they'we even adding anything to the situation
Okay, I wiww expose them
Awwight, I wiww come to the stand and expose them mysewf
With that being said wet's watch cheatews get caught in the act
Wispy wouwd steaw these cwips and weupwoad them and nyot even have commentawy
He wouwd just weupwoad entiwe videos with nyo substance whatsoevew.
Nyow, I was kind of sick of Wispy at this point
That's why I used my **sunwight medawwion** to cast him
into the abyss
Wispy: Befowe we get stawted. Pwease weave a wike on this video.
Pywo: Weww, unfowtunyatewy my faith stats wewe tewwibwe.
So, Wispy manyaged to weincawnyate himsewf into stage 3 and this is what I caww the Fowtnyite stage
So instead of steawing peopwe's videos because that's obviouswy too much effowt to put into a cwip convewtew owo
he nyow just stweams Fowtnyite constantwy and the onwy weason his channyew is pwobabwy stiww afwoat
is the emphasis on GIVEAWAYS, evewy video has a giveaway.
it onwy takes a few seconds out of youw day guys hit the wike button and subscwibe because I'm giving away a TON of
Bwand nyew season 6 battwe passes guys just wike the video
I've heawd confwicting things about these wike the giveaways awen't even weaw. They'we wigged. They'we fake.
Nyo onye actuawwy wins anything, but I think we nyeed to wook past that and see the biggew pictuwe -
that if someonye's channyew is onwy stiww awive because of giveaways, they'we basicawwy on wife suppowt.
I mean he's even doing it nyow you go on the Fowtnyite Twittew account and you'ww see him in the wepwies
Begging fow wikes to give peopwe a fwee skin
Who isn't ewigibwe fow this pwogwam?
Can we just wet these thwee countwies be awwowed into the pwogwam and wepwace it and wepwace it aww with wispy jimmy, pwease?
Thank you guys. The pwogwam itsewf is pwetty hawmwess, but they say they have a good vetting pwogwam to teww who's wegit and who isn't
and then you have wispy jimmy wike come on guys nyow, I wouwd be mowe mad at Epic, but honyestwy,
they've eawnyed my wespect again because they added the scouwge skin and and
Twump: My fathew gave me a smaww woan of a miwwion dowwaws -
Pywo: Nyext Topic we have powiticaw memes
Wiewds fiweawms in the nyew Hawwoween movie despite advocating fow gun contwow
So if you don't knyow thewe's a nyew Hawwoween movie coming out
and thewe's a woman in the fiwm and this woman uses a gun and in weaw wife she does nyot wike using guns.
Nyow fow some weason peopwe decided to make an awticwe on hew
This is wike me saying I wike to game end peopwe in video games and I don't game end peopwe in weaw wife
That makes me a bad pewson
You got five staws in GTA FIVE, but you don't game end powice in weaw wife. You awe a wibtawd
It's a weawwy dumb point, I don't see much context to it
I mean, it's wike aww those peopwe that used to cwy aww the time saying video game causes viowence
I mean that thewe awe stiww peopwe doing that today. Nyow, obviouswy, I don't nyeed to expwain it because
the memes
the memes
Josh Bwowin pways a mass muwdewew and infinyity waw despite being a stwong advocate against genyocide
This is so sad. Josh Bwowin mowe wike fake Bwowin
Josh Bwowin got game ended Nyo Countwy fow Owd Men, but he's stiww awive in weaw wife
owo
Nyow it's vewy obvious that (femboy) Fox Nyews has been infested by the wibtawds, and they'we twying to tawnyish theiw nyame
So again, I caww upon the **sunwight medawwion** and I send the wibtawds back into the abyss
Pywo: It's quite a handsome boy though, wike come on. Guy: shut the FOO up
Guy: I wiww FOOing wasew you with awien FOOing eyes. Pywo: nyow guys, this is a meeting of the minds
Kaynye West and Donyawd Twump
Kaynye West wanted to meet Donyawd Twump to pwuv his woyawty to the syth
nyo opinyion awwowed nyo bad
So Kaynye went to meet Twump
Obviouswy they had a heawtfewt d/m convewsation befowehand to set evewything up and then it happenyed
Kaynye stwode into the Ovaw Office with his magnyet cap on and he was weady to pwuv himsewf
to Donyawdo Twumpo. Fiwstwy Kaynye shown the wowwd his phonye passwowd, which was
just zewo
Witewaw Megamind. And then Kaynye began shawing with Twump his bewief in muwtipwe unyivewses
infinyite amounts of unyivewses in this awtewnyate unyivewse
Yes, Kaynye
I to have pwayed BioShock Infinyite and Spywo the Dwagon Daddy but fowget that fowget the meeting because that isn't wewevant
You knyow, what is wewevant?
THE MEMES... OH MY GOD
Kaynye: this wight hewe is
The AI pwanye Onye.
My god is that weaw-wife GTA 5 wooks wike weaw wife
Thank You Kaynye, vewy coow
Oh my god, I wuv that
I wuv that hug oh ah, I hope they make out that wouwd be so hot. So what have we weawnyed today?
Wispy Jimmy is a bad pewson if you enjoyed the video, pwease SMASH SUBSCWIBE
And awso, I've got a subweddit I've had it fow a whiwe but I'm stawting to update it nyow
Fow exampwe, we have a weekwy suggestion thwead
Whewe, you couwd suggest youw videos at the minyute i have about 300 wepwies and evewy singwe onye is gawbage
So pwease be that pewson that contwibutes with an actuaw owiginyaw video idea, even though you pwobabwy won't.
Tomowwow I'm going to stawt pawt 1 of my
500th Fowtnyite wet's pway
Yiff me daddy
