
Spanish: 
Hooola soy German y te apuesto un CD
a que para entrar a tu casa usas una puerta
(Musiquita :3)
la semana pasada les pedi que votaran
por el tema de está semana
y el tema de esta semana es...
turururururututurururrtu (redoble de tambores)
no se para que hago esto si en el titulo del video ya sale
ah tu dale nomas es para darle emoción
las mascotas
ganó por 120.000 votos
contra 100.000 para los vecinos
vecino,¿que opina de eso?, pero yo quería ser popular
pobre vecino
así que el tema de esta semana son las mascotas. O los animales o que se yo
los animales son muy parecidos a nosotros
más de lo que ustedes creen
 
los animales duermen, nosotros también, los animales comen, nosotros también
 
los animales se limpian el trasero con la lengua
 
¡nosotros también! . . . .
¿ah no?, ¿eso no hace?
¿papel higiénico? ¡y porque nadie me aviso que eso existía!
¡saben lo dificil que es flexionarse para alcansarse el
trasero con la lengua! okey no somos tannn
iguales (se limpia la lengua)
y esta bien,porque los animales hacen ciertas cosas que en  nosotros no se verian muy bien
por ejemplo la forma de saludarse,nosotros nos saludamos asi ¡hola mucho gusto!

English: 
Hello, I'm German and I bet you a CD that you use a door to enter your house.
"Pets"
Last week I asked you to vote for this week's topic.
And this week's topic is:
I don't know why I do this if it already says in the title of the video.
Just do it, it's just to give it a little bit of feeling.
Pets.
It won for a difference of 120.000 votes.
Against 100.000 for "Neighbors".
Neighbor!, what do you think about that?!.
But I wanted to be popular!.
Poor neighbor.
So this week's topic is Pets.
Or animals or whatever.
Animals are very similar to us.
More than you think.
Animals sleep,
and we do too!.
Animals eat and we do too.
Animals clean their butt with their tongue,
and we do too!.
No?, you don't do that?.
Toilet paper?.
And why didn't anybody tell me that existed?!.
Do you know how hard it is to flex to reach your ass with your tongue?!.
Ok, we're not THAT similar.
And it's alright, because animals do certain things,
that wouldn't look so good on us.
For example, our way of greeting.
We say hello like this:
"Hello, nice to meet you".

Spanish: 
pero los perros no
los perros para saludarse
se huelen el trasero
se imaginan si nosotros hiciéramos eso
no te estoy diciendo
uno no se tiene que lamer el trasero
para eso está el papel higiénico
no el tampoco sabia
hola garmendia
hola jefe
y como está jefe, como esta la familia
muy bien muy bien gracias, aunque la doctora dijo que Fernanda está un poco enferma... (pedo)
perdón
seria rarisimo
más raro que yo subiendo video puntual
más raro que politico honesto
más raro que dos chinos que no se parezcan
buuuueno
como ustedes saben yo tengo muchos perros
4 de mis perros estan viviendo con mi mama
y 2 estan viviendo aqui
LA PODEROSA Y SENSUAL MIMI Y EL PELUDO Y BISEXUAL
NOA,y esas dos cositas hermosas....
CAGAN COMO SI NO UBIESE UN MAÑANA >:v
Cagan todo,como de algo tan bonito puede
salir algo tan ediondo??? CAGON!!
lo peor de todo es que ni
les procupa,Estan sentados tranquilitos y (Sonido de pedo) una caquita
estan con sus amigos conversando y (Otra vez sonido de pedo) una caquita
basicamente,su baño es cualquier parte
se imaginan si nosostros fueramos asi?
 
 
Diuh,que es ese olor???
Ah perdon,esque me cague....

English: 
But not dogs.
To say hello, dogs smell each other's butt. 
Can you imagine if we did that?.
I'm telling you, you don't have to lick your ass, that's what toilet paper is for.
No, I didn't know either.
Hello, Garmendia.
Hi, boss.
How are you, boss?, how's the family?.
Very good thank you, although the doctor said that little Fernanda is a bit-
Sorry.
It would be strange.
Stranger than me uploading a video on time.
Weirder than an honest politician.
Stranger than 2 chinese people who don't look alike.
Well.
As you know, I have many dogs.
4 of my dogs live with my mom,
and 2 of them live here with me.
The powerful and sensual Mimi.
And the hairy and bisexual, Noah.
And those 2 pretty little things.
Poop like there's no tomorrow.
They shit everything.
How can something so smelly come out of something so pretty?.
Pooper.
The worst is that they don't even care.
They're sitting all quiet and..
Poop.
They're with their friends talking and..
More poop.
Basically, their bathroom is everywhere.
Can you imagine we were like that?.
"Let's go John, we must get to the other side of the building to save the princess".
"oh god, how are we gonna do it?".
Ew, what's that smell?.
Oh sorry, I just shit myself.

Spanish: 
VES?! no es nomar cagar donde se te de la regalada gana
hay mi peshito cagon :3
Como uste...(Ladrido) Como u...(ladrido)
No pues,digo....bueno.Cuando uno era pequeño veia
pokemon,pokemon o cualquier cosa que se daba en la tv en
esos tiempos,y uno decia...
Como seria tener un dragon? (tos falsa) charizard *Imagen salvaje aparece*
SE IMAGINAN TENER UN DRAGON??? Si cuando
yo era chico ubiese tenido un dragon,mi vida ubiese sido
muuuuuuy diferente
+AJAJAJA miren a ese perdedor JAJAJA fuera de aqui perdedor estupido
(se limpia los mocos?) -okey TU lo pediste...DRAGON ATACA!!
+Jajaja..ja..ja..ja.. AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH NO,MI HIGADOO (y c murio)
NADIE se ubiera metido conmigo...me acuerdo que
yo le pedi un dragon a mi mama y adivinen que me digo
QUES...no,peero a cambio me dio un oso y yo dije....
WOOOOO UN OSO, Y ERA UN OSO de peluche...
AAAAAl final fue mas o menos lo mismo....casi...
+AJAJA MIREN A ESTE PERDEDOR -Ya me aburri
de que me hagan  bullyng SERA MEJOR QUE TE PREPARES
PARA EL  INCREIBLE Y PODEROSO ATAQUE DE MI OSO,ATACAAAA!!!!!
 
Mi vida ubiese sido compleetamente diferente
si yo ubiese tenido un dragon

English: 
See?, it's not normal to go to the bathroom wherever you want.
Aw, my little pooper doggy.
Like you-
Like you-
When we were little, we watched Pokemon, right?.
Pokemon or whatever they play on tv now.
And you'd say:
How would it be to have a pet dragon?.
Charizard.
Can you imagine having a dragon?!.
If when I was little I'd had a dragon,
everything would have been very different.
Look at that loser!.
Get out of here you stupid loser!.
Ok, you asked for it.
Dragon, attack!.
Nobody would have messed with me.
I even remember asking my mother for a dragon.
And guess what she said.
Ye- No.
In exchange of that, she would give me a bear.
I said "wow! a bear!".
And it was a stuffed bear.
At the end it was kinda the same.
Almost.
Look at that loser!.
OK!, I'm tired of bullying!.
You better prepare for the powerful and incredible attack of my bear!!.
My life would have been completely different if I had a dragon.
Fucking Charizard.

Spanish: 
y bueeeeno este video se trata de las mascotas
y como buena mascota que es,mimi
quiso hacer una aparicion en este video digo que habia
preparado algo,algun video o algo asi,la verdad ni se vamos a ver
(vos de mimi,vos aguda de german)
HOOOLA soy mimi y te apuesto este libro a que eres un humano...
(Musiquita)
Humanos...todos tenes un humano,
ya saben esos que nos dan comida,agua,nos pasean etc
NUESTROS ESCLAVOS,se han dado cuenta lo raro que son los humanos?
Son altos,no tienen pelo...RAROOOOS
lo mas raro es que se pasan sentados horas y horas sentados frenete esas cajas gigantes
otra cosa rara es que nunca se lamen el trasero,no hay nada mas rico que lamerse el trasero
HEY humano LAMATE EL TRASERO -Pero no puedo..  LAMELO
-PERO NO ALCANZOOOO     estupido humano.....PREGUNTA!!!
 
Yo hago popo 3.243 veces al dia
en especial en la alfombra para que se quede pegada y asi el humano tenga que pasar horas limpiandola
AJAJAJAJAJAJA........UN ABRAZO PSICOLOGICO GUAU GUAU

English: 
And well, this video is about pets.
And like the good pet that she is.
Mimi wanted to be in this video.
She said she prepared a video, I don't know.
I don't even know, let's see.
Are we filming?, ok.
Hello, I'm Mimi, and I bet you a book that you're a human.
Humans.
Humans.
We all have a human.
You know, those who give us food,
water, they walk us, etc.
Our slaves.
Have you noticed how weird humans are?.
They're tall, don't have hair, WEIRD!.
The weirdest thing is that they spend hours in front of that gigantic box.
Hours and hours sat.
They don't do anything!.
Another weird thing about humans is that they never lick their butts.
There's nothing better than licking your ass.
Hey! human!, lick your ass!.
But I can't!.
Lick it!.
I can't reach!.
Stupid human.
Question!.
How many times do you poop a day?.
I poop 30.243 times a day.
Specially in the carpet so it sticks very well.
That way, the human has to spend hours cleaning it.
A psychological hug!.
Bye bye!.

English: 
I'd feel offended, but that was a 100 times funnier than any of my videos. 
Question!.
What was the last book you read?.
I'm reading this one and this one.
They told me it was good so, we have to see, right?.
Anyway.
And this..!
And this was this week's video, if you liked it please click thumbs up down here,
you can't even understand what I said.
You're not gonna click it?, no?.
Prepare yourself for the attack of the magnificent and powerful bear!!.
My life sucks.
If it's the first time you watch one of my videos, subscribe, I upload videos every friday.
Also don't forget to follow me on Facebook and Twitter, as always, the link in the description.
Thanks to everyone who voted and I hope you like the video.
And well, this week's video was a bit short,
but apparently, making a dog stay still to film, is a bit harder than I thought.
For lack of time, I had to omit a lot of things that I wanted to say,
but ok, I'll make a part 2 of this video or something.
A psychological hug and see you next friday.
And remember, if life turns it's back on you, touch it's butt.
Bye bye!.

Spanish: 
(musiquita)
me sentiria ofendido,pero eso es 100
veces mas divertido que cualquiera de mis videos   PREGUNTA!!!
Yo estoy leyendo este y este
me dijieron que es bueno asi que hay que ver ¿no?
Y ESTE dcbdbcscnjbd Y ESTE FUE EL VIDEO DE LA SEMANA
si te gusto hacele click en el boton me gusta de aqui abajooooooo no se entendio lo que dije
No le vas a hacer click? a no?
PREPARATE PARA EL ATAQUE DE MI MAGNIFICO Y PODEROSO OSOOOO
Mi vida apesta
Si es la primera ves que ves uno de mis videos y te gusto,sucribete subo  videos todos los viernes
taampoco te olvides de seguirme en Facebook y Twiteer como siempre estan en la descripcion del video
Muuuuuchas gracias a las personas que  votaron y espero
que les alla gustado el video y bueno,el video de esta semana fue
un poco corto pero hacer que un perro se quede quieto para grabar,es mas dificil de lo que pense
por falta de tiempo tuve que saltarme muchas cosas de las que queria hablar
pero bueno ya hare una segunda parte de este video o algo asi (Cara....rara)
UN ABRAZO PSICOLOGICO Y NOS VEMOS EN EL PROXIMO VIDEO!!
Y recuerda,si la vida te da la espalda,tocale el trasero (7u7)
CHAU CHAU

Spanish: 
(musiquita final)
Subtitulos hechos por LaChicaDeLosGatosYT
