Top o' the mornin' to you, Minecrafters!
Welcome back to Ireland
The Emerald Isle is shining stronger than it ever has before
There's some renovations that need to be done
I changed some of the wall down here, but I ran out of stones
So I'm gonna have to do some more about that
When it becomes daytime again
Now people have given me some excellent tips
Who knew?
The Minecraft community was so nice
The comments on the first video were so wholesome and so nice and so genuine
And everyone was just giving me really nice tips on how to play the game.
It was just warming my- my tiny little Irish heart <3
so I would have build out the wall and this one at the bottom
As actual like blocks, because I don't like having it just be walls
I want the wall to be the very top of it
I want to have like a castle wall at the very top
I want to make my own little fortress
I also need to build up the land all the way around this, but I need to make a bed
I don't have a bed
..somewhere...
..out there...
..My bed is waiting...
..Some sheep with their beautiful beautiful wool
 are waiting for me..
to steal it from their backs
Until then I have to wait until morning. I need to make a bed because then I can sleep here and spawn here and..
Not DIE horribly all the time,
but my character IS adorable.
Wait. No other one.
Ey
Heard you got games on your phone,
 you got Minecraft on your phone?
I was gonna take my spruce logs out of here and I'm gonna put my coal in
People told me to do that as well.
 I don't know why but I...
I'm just Minecrafting dude. I'm just straight gaming
right now
I don't need to know why I'm doing things 
I just need to do
Let's let's put away some of this stuff 
cuz I don't think I'm gonna need it on my journey
Is that- that's a lever, not a torch
I'm gonna need some torches like a lot of torches 
cause you guys are scared of the dark
Like like...
10 year old Jack
Big gamer Jack with big beards is not scared of the dark
I actually- I actually kind of am
I'm gonna- I'm actually just gonna wait till tomorrow
Oh god I wanted to do- I wanted to do something
Oh, but they're here already. Okay, okay
I'm just- Imma no, I'm just gonna close that
I wanted to put my door there
cuz I don't like that off at the very side
I wanted to be kind of in the middle, so I can put two torches either side of it
But now you guys showed up and you're scaring me
These hecking Minecrafts are scaring me
Ha, but you can't open the door cuz you're stupid
Another beautiful sunrise here in the lovely land of
Emeralds
the lunely- lovely land of Ire
The Sun rises like a giant hydrogen bomb in the sky to nuke all of this badness
Fun wholesome time only please..
we're gonna find sheep, sheep is what I need. I need sheeps
Haha
BURN dude
Not in my minecraft
Is there sheeps out here? Is there sheeps in the distance? Maybe we should go find sheeps out there
Yeah
cuz the other way is-
Oh- o- ohp
The other way is terrifying
there's- BAD guys over there
I want just wholesome hours
 
Okay I need to remember where my island is
*very accurate sheep noises*
There's no sheep in my Ireland- which I think is completely inaccurate- I think Minecraft's lying to all of us
There are a lot of sheep in Ireland. I know that for a factual
I- like 'em or hate 'em, I'm spitting straight facts cuz I lived in Ireland
I know what it looks like
I haven't lived there for a while tho , so maybe it changed
Maybe there's less sheep now, maybe the sheep try to follow me over and then died in the water
sad Steve noises :(
Sheepies and chickens
How do I get the-
OH!
OOH!
Mr. Sheep, I'm sorry!!
Oh wait, maybe I need a shears
Oh crap..
Okay!
Um..
Does an axe work?
(nooooo Mr. sheeeep)
Well... umm
Right- you saw nothing
Everything's nice. I'm a good person
I'm not going straight to hell for this.. straight-
 I'm not going straight to heck
D:
What the hell is that sound?
Is that the sound in the ground?
'Kay, I need a shovel
Apparently I dig dirt with a shovel not with a pickaxe. Who knew?
Everybody except me.
i'm- I'm getting back to my boat. I'm scared. I need to make a sheers
Alright, I'll put- i'll put the steek in there
I cook a bit of steek for meself and make something nice
Uuh.. I don't need to be in this. I need to be in you
Uuuuuh
Can I not- How do I make a shears?
Oh I need iron ingots? Okay, I need to-
Can you cook my food?
Thank you!
I don't have any iron ore
CRAP!
So behind the times
Look at me guys
I build big chest
Big chest for a big boy. I put big one in here
Nice, very nice. Very awesome. I'm-
So good
Imma make a bowl
And then I'm a smoke out of it.
I make a- I'm gonna smoke a bowl in Minecraft
I can build a shield!!
Oo, that uses an iron ingot tho
I- I kind of want my iron ingot
you know to get some shears.. 
I did get wool off a sheep
But I think I need three. I don't want to kill three sheep
I don't wanna kill anything in Minecraft
I want everything to be nice and peaceful
 fun happy time
Not you!
Epic quest time
I'm going to get all the stone that this land has to offer
All the stone and coal that you can give me
Okay- 
No! No no! Look, I have a shovel now
Oh my god that destroys earth so much faster
You know. I was doing pretty good already on my own anyway
I'm just gonna steal all the stone
You have here
Then... what are you gonna do about it?
Nothing? That's what
This is all worthy of the great land of Ireland
Need to remember where I am
Ow freaking ankles
Where are those sheepies again? Maybe- maybe a sword can just sheer some wool off of you
Okay, that doesn't work either
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry sheep. I'm sorry! Forgive me! 
Oh no. Oh it feels so bad
It feels so BAD!
Do I need a specific type of wool? 
cuz I've got black wool and now I got white wool
I don't know
I'm SORRY
Oh. I can make a bed.
YES!!
The sacrifice
I will- I will use the fruits of your..
loins
To build a bed
Ooo, hell yeah
Is this one of those Minecrafts I've heard so much about?
Dude, there's a Minecraft here
At this one, look at this minecraft
Ow!
This is- this is super dark
This is almost as dark as the wool I got, but FEAR NOT
Where I have brought trusty torches with me.
Oooh
Yeah, this is a Minecraft fooor suure
Oh sweet God..
People do this for fun?!?!
Yes, new recipes. That's what I'm talking about
Oh, should I be here?
Sh-
Ooh, should I- should I be here?
I'm- I'm sc- legitimately scared
I don't want oh, I don't want to lose progress
Okay, I'm- I'm making new pathways
This is nice
Ow
That's not. Agh
What's down here?
Are you the thing making the spooker scares!?
There's a lot of sounds coming from a hole down here somewhere
And I want to know if it's you
Oh, there's lava
Whoa!
Oh bad guys
That- ooh- There's minecrafts down here
Do- do I even want to battle you? NO.
Are you stuck in the water? I hope so
Ooh! I need to make a bucket to get my lava
BRAAIINS
Yes, mine is very LARGE you would do well to eat my brain
Okay, we found a- we found a Minecraft
So that's good
Is this why people is always say don't dig straight down in Minecraft, cuz you'll just fall into a hole like this we die
Okay, I- I think I'd like to leave now
I'm also very hungry
Which I didn't realize
So I think I would like to leave now. I would think I would like to go
I think I've experienced enough of this minecraft for today
Oh God how do I get out?
Oh God- Oh God! I'm lost
That could be bad
I need to- I need to-
I need to foolproof this for the future
Hop
Um
Oh It's still daytime out. GOOD
I felt like I was down there for several years
*le gasp*
He killed the Sheep!
Wolfy!
Wait I have bones. Do you want bone?
Doggo? U want bone?
Here
*le gasp*
(again)
Septicbooper has made the advancement:
"Best friends forever!"
Are you- are you my friend?
Can you follow me?
*le gasp*
(okay I'll stop)
Wait you're not following me
NO!
Nononononononnono
Oh best friend best buddy
Here your bone?
Okay, follow me. Follow me and we're going this way
Did I just make the best friend ever in Minecraft?
Think I did
Come along!
Come along! We're going this way. I actually don't know which way is home.
Can you sniff it out for me?
You're a good boy
The bestest boy <3
Yes!
Oh man. Now we need to give you a name
Doggo?
Come along now.
How did you do that?
I have a warping dog in Minecraft
Okay, there's other dogs over there.
All right, They're- they're not good dogs
In fact, they're very bad dogs. You're gonna have to stick with me
Yeah, I'll treat you nicely
Yeah
Dad- dad will treat you nicely 😬
 
All right. Let's just build a little path for you cuz I'm very-
I
You just entered my life and now I'm terrified that I'm gonna lose you already
I built you a path
I build you a path and then you're just using the water anyway
I mean, it's great that you can swim..
But I built this for you
Okay
Get in my boat
Can you get in my boat?
How do dog in boat?
Can I just push you in?
There you go
OH Oh ooh! I CAN!
Hooray! This is the best day!
I'm having a good time!
Look at that dog. That dog wishes he was in a boat with his master
So does that dog. And so does every dog!
Is the greatest!
Oh my God. You're so cute! UwU
Minecraft is the best game I've ever played!
I can have it all! I can have a home, I can have a dogs, I can have a Minecraft
How- how do I get you out of the boat?
What is that?
WHAT IS THAT?!?!
SWEET JEZUS!
WHAT IS ATTACKING ME?!
IT'S A DEMON!
Don't you dare attack my dog!
You can attack me all you want, but as soon as you attack my dog, the gloves are OFF buddy
*intense battle noise*
Oh, we're going to battle
This is an EPIC gamer battle for the ages
Come back here!
Yeah! Take that!
Ya swine
That was awesome, also terrifying
What if I-?
YES!
YES!
Yes! Come on inside!
Come on insi-
Come on!
Hi
YES!
HOORAY!
Ah you're so cute :3
I'm gonna call you Sam
Sss- like septic eye Sam
You're Sam from now on
I actually was anytime..
since I've been doing YouTube. I said that if I was gonna buy-
or get a dog
You do buy a dog, but doesn't it sound weird to say you buy a dog. You're not a slave
 
You're a good boy
Um
I Was- I was always saying that if I was gonna get a dog, I was going to name them Sam
Cuz I like that name
It's a nice cute little name Sam
Sam the dog
My best friend forever now. Never leave me
Ever.
Oh God there's three of them
Oh no. Oh God!
OH NO!
SAM! RUN AWAY!
THIS FREAKING SUCKS!
I'm gonna take them all out. I'm gonna take them all out
No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm probably gonna die actually
No, I'm not
Stay ahead of them
Stay one step ahead of them. That's the plan
Okay, okay, have at me.
Have at me!
Got him
Got him
SAM!
Oh oh I thought you got knocked outside the perimeter, okay
Okay here we go
Here we go. Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap
These guys SUCK!
Damn it!
Oh God where am I?
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
Sam!
Sam I back!
Sam I am back and ready to wreck house with you once more
Yeeaah take that!
Sam did you kill one? You good boy?
Good boy, best boy?
Yeah hehe! Atta boy Sam!
What are ye strong warrior just like his dad
Okay. I need to change my inventory cuz somebody messed it all up
Can I cook egg?
I wanna- I wanna cook egg
Don't think I can cook egg
Sam, we gotta head off and we gotta get some- some more wool
cuz I need to sleep
I think I'm going crazy and that's why those things are showing up. So I need to sleep
Wait, actually
Sam you- you stay back there
I almost fell into the hole
Almost fell into this hole and died
Piggy
Hi piggy
I'm sorry but your meat must be sacrificed
Literally I need one more wool. One more white wool and I'm happy
This is all I wanted to do, in this entire episode was just build a bed
Sheepy!
I'm so sorry! Apologize! Gomenasai!
I didn't mean to. The game made me do it.
Minecraft is a vicious cruel cycle of life
Turtles
Is that you making the noise?
Hi Turtles
Aw you're cute
I'm definitely leaving you alone
I'm not even gonna try and touch you,
except to say that you're a good boy
Minecraft so wholesome
Minecraft so nice such a delightful game. I don't need to worry about anything
I just need to live my life
Get my house, live my life, pet my dog, eat my food
Hopefully build a bed and go to sleep because I've been awake for five days and it's really starting to get to me
I'm starting to hallucinate about things that are killing me.
Well Sammy
I'm home. Look at you waiting for your master
Sam, do you want some food?
Can I-
Did I just feed him?
YAAY!
Sam!
Oh you're so cute!
Best day
I want to cook some more of this.
I know yeah
Big boy
And I need-
Where did I put the rest of my wool?
I need the rest of my wool
Can I- can I- can I- big bed time?
BED
OH
Thank the Lord
Sam, where should we put our bed?
Where do you think the bed should go?
Over there?
That's right next to the doors tho Sam
The bad guys are gonna come in and- and kill me in there. Where else?
I- oh you want to go walkies
Is that what you want to do? 
You want to head out?
Go out and poop
Do- do your business
poop right there
Good boy
My bed's gonna go right.. there
Right there
Nice
You can already sleep at night during thunderstorms
Oh AND during thunderstorms. I was like, that's very specific.
We just have a fear of thunder?
Yeah, I know
alright
Sam. I think I'm gonna have to head out again
It's daytime and I want to make use of the light
Oh iron
Yeah!
Digging for days. My hands are sore
I've wearing them down. I've got calluses all over
this is the best
Yes
Not only do I need this to get some shears to get more wool without having to kill sheep
Cuz I'm a pacifist guys. I don't like killing things
BUT I also need to make some iron armor
And I've also come- everything's getting out of hand right now
This is-
This is- this is a little too much for me to take in
I'm gonna take out my torches
and then I'm gonna plant some here. 
All right, we're going deep
Deep down into minecraft town
I'm building something special for us Sam
This is gonna be great,
I'm putting a roof on my little house
Know it's exciting. 
Nope. Nope. I'm- I'm very worried
This is like real life now
I'm very worried that I'll open up the door and my dog will just escape
Ooh I don't want that happened. I want Sam to be in here with me forever
Time to finally go to sleep Sam
This is the best
Oh so much nicer. It's daytime!
Oh, I don't have to go at nighttime now and worry that everything is going to go wrong
Wondrous day!
this is coming along nicely. This is my masterpiece
I like high ceilings
This is how Ireland was built
Through hard graft and labor
And a beautiful dog by our side named Sam
Okay, I need- I need more wood Sam
I'll be back
Do not run away
I swear if anything happens to that dog in this series. 
I'm ending it
I'm ending the series IMMEDIATELY if something happens to him. I cannot-
What the HELL is that sound?
Why do I keep hearing that?
Á voilà
the house
Ghe is complete
Well not- no!
SAM!
Oh no. Oh no. Oh, no
I need to get you back inside
Immediately
Can you-
Sam?
Sam?!
Ge- come here
Come here
Come here right now
Okay now come inside
Sam I got nice meat
There you go. Come on
Come on
Sam
Yes. Okay.
Okay, stay in here and never leave my sight ever again
Had a little heart attack there buddy. 
This is lovely. This is a great little house
I'm gonna have to move these eventually as well,
but I am in love with my little decore
Here
I'll put these either side of the bed
Because that just looks nicer, let's face it. There's two inside the door. I moved my door
and now it looks like that
Oh, I'm hungry
No
I'm sorry, Sam I have to eat. I need sustenance
I'll also go to make more glass and then make more windows for this place to make it look-
I'd have a little observatorium out here, so I can look at  everything
Um did I make all my ingots I sure did
Now what can I make?
Where was it that I made armor?
Don't know. It wasn't here it was probably in here
Yes
Chestplate
Boom
and now I can't make anything else.
 That's fine. That's fine armor up
So strong!
Strongest person in Minecraft, strongest characters that ever lived and the best lil' boy
Yes, Sam that's you.
Yes, sit. Sit
So well-trained
That's gonna do it for me minecraft lovers. Just remember what uncle Jack always says:
"NEVER go out at night time!"
I have a dog
Yay! :3
