one of the stars of "Black-ish,"
 and the producer of this show.
Please welcome
Ms. Wanda Sykes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
All right.
You stay here.
Stay here, Thunder.
Here,
hold Thunder for me.
All right, sweetie.
 Mama will be back.
Mama's got to
 go to work.
[ Laughter ]
Joke & Laugh, 2 points.
Wanda,
  what the hell is that?
Oh, uh, that's my
emotional support horse.
[ Laughter ]
Calms me down.
Also,
I'm trying out new pets.
Uh-huh.
See, because last time
  I was here,
I had my little Chihuahua,
Simon,
but my kids -- uh, you know,
I have twins, a boy and a girl.
They're white.
That should get me extra points.
[ Laughter ]
Joke & Laugh,
   2 points.
You know, my kids
   keep asking me,
"Hey, when Simon dies,
can we get a bigger dog?"
Uh-huh.
And I'm like, "I've loved that
dog longer than I've loved you."
