This is Alicia.
Her parents told her if she worked hard,
she could choose to be
anything she wanted when she grew up.
Even the president.
But for 227 years, Electoral College has known
that your choices don't matter.
Here at Electoral College,
we offer students like Alicia an environment
where they feel like they truly matter.
Even if they really don't.
Thanks to our state-of-the-art system of
helpful Electors, there's no need for
students to burden themselves with decision-making.
We've got you covered.
And just in case you make the wrong decision,
we'll be there to make the right one.
At Electoral College,
we know equality is important.
But to make sure even our
smallest players get to see
their fair share of representation on the court,
our Electors know not to let
the big ones hog the ball.
Size isn't everything.
Our founders knew that the safest way
for you to avoid bad decisions,
was to let us make them for you.
Electoral College.
It doesn't have to be this way,
but it is.
No, really.
The Electoral College doesn't even
have to vote the way you voted.
Look it up!
We could still fix this mess.
