[jungle music]
- Just got a dart.
All right.
These are real.
These are things that are
found on Amazon.
This first product
is called Milkscreen.
It's a home test for alcohol
in breast milk.
This is a perfect--
it's perfect for mothers
who are responsible enough
to buy the test,
but not responsible enough
to stop drinking.
There's another one,
it's called
"Crafting with Cat Hair."
Who wants to craft
with cat hair?
If your household is producing
that much cat hair,
it's unlikely
you have enough friends
to give these crafts to.
Here's another real product.
It's a home laser
tattoo remover.
Okay, you clearly already made
one bad decision
with a tattoo.
Now it's time to teach yourself
how to use a laser.
It's an easy way to turn
that tiny butterfly tattoo
into a gigantic hospital bill.
This one, oh, boy,
this one was so good,
I bought this one.
This right here,
it's a cookbook,
and it's called
"Cooking With Coolio."
Right there.
And you know it must be
good 'cause it says
"five-star meals
at a one-star price."
Here's one of his recipes.
It's called
Grilled Italiano Breastesses.
I had no idea
that was a five-star meal.
There's chapters inside.
There's one called
"Appetizers For That Ass."
And here's my favorite, "It's
Hard Out Here For A Shrimp."
If you see a product
online you think I should see,
please send it to me.
We'll be back after this.
