No, my boat!
 
Hiya Georgie
Stupid clown!
What a nice boat… Do you want it back?
No, I’ll make another one anyway, see ya bro!
Wait! Hey… You look like a nice boy… I bet you have a lot of friends!
Yes, I have 130k on Instagram, 357k on YT and I’m an influencer, if you have any commercial proposals get in touch with my agency!
I just wanted to make friends…
 
 
Why were you playing with the boat?
Because my junkie brother was in abstinence and he made me this shitty boat to kick me out of the house.
 
I’ll make him feel better… I’ll give him balloon!
 
And what the fuck is he gonna do with a balloon? He needs a painkiller! He doped himself like the Shenron dragon all night long.. You got it?
 
No, but I have a balloon…
You want a balloon too Georgie?
No, and I can’t accept presents from strangers.
Oh, well… I’m Pennywise the dancing clown!
Are you on Instagram?
Let’s do a Instagram Stories
 
What’s up guys I’m here with my friend Pennywise! Hi Penny!
No, hey, don’t post it!
Why?
As you can see, I’m not very social…
But what are you doing in the sewers?
 
What?
Do you smell the circus Georgie?
I smell shit…
Oh no… There’s peanuts, cotton candy, hot dogs and…
An unlimited Netflix plan?
Nope… Not that…
The iPhone X skipping the pre-order?
Neither…
So Ratajkowski’s boobies!
You ain’t got those either? :(
 
No… But I have pop corn!
Pop corn?
Yes! Because they go Pop Pop Pop Pop!
 
 
What the fuck are you? A chicken?
 
 
What the fuck is wrong now?
Ok, I gotta get going now, bye…
Without your boat? You don’t really want to lose it, Georgie… Your brother is going to kill you…
Big brooooooooo
Holy shit, Ronald McDonald!
What? No, I’m not…
Give me a milk shake!
Hey I’m high…
Do you want a balloon?
C’mon Ronnie, give the kid a happy meal and we’ll all be happy…
I’m not Ronald McDonald!
Yes you are!
I’m not Ronald McDonald!
C’mon, what will It cost you?
I’m not Ronald Fucking McDonald!
And who da fuck are you?
I’m Pennywise and I’ll get you all! I’ll kill you, I will feed myself with your juicy meat, with your fears, and I will bring you down here with me!
Yeah right! And I should be so dumb to come down there? What would you have of so interesting to convince me to jump in the sewers?
Cocaine
Sure my brother is a real! Dickhead!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
