What (are) you looking at?! Show me! 
 I saw that!
- SHOW ME YOUR HISTORY NOW! 
 - NO!
Hi guys welcome to another episode of #LifeAtTSL
And recently I realised that my phone contains a lot of 
 Explicit, random things. 
So I'm actually quite curious to see if my friends are the same way.
But before that, let me go and kachiao (disturb) 
 my partner-in-crime, 
That is... Sew. 
Who happens to be on the next bed as me. 
And I heard everything!
This episode we are gonna kaypoh people's last search history. 
Mine's like the total opposite of yours eh. 
It's not explicit at all. 
- Oh is it Shin Chan? 
 - YES!
I knew it. 
I was searching for Shin Chan's official twitter account. 
- Cause you know why? 
 - She want (to) buy things, confirm. 
Yeah, then I cannot go to Japan. 
 And I can only buy in Japan. 
So what I do right, I'll look at all these pictures
Then I'll look at the items and think, "Will I buy if I'm there?" 
And then I imagine if I bought it what I would do with it. 
Shin Chan to you is food to me eh. 
- What else? 
 - So... my history. Aside from Shin Chan's official twitter account,
I also Google searched Crayon Shin Chan blanket. 
You have more than two!
The more you say Shin Chan right, the more 
 your phone (algorithms) will give you...
- Give you more advertisements about Shin Chan. 
 - I want!
Shin Chan Shin Chan.... 
What's this ambush?
All this marching marching all...
We want to...
Look at your past searched history. 
OMG NO!
Omg you have the biggest reaction eh!
Wah you look damn scared sia. 
I am!
- And nobody has done this to me before... 
 Wow, that's great!
I mean we got kaypoh you before what. 
Yeah but not until search history all, this one is private eh!
Need to have contract if you want to see. 
Huh omg!
Show full history!
Okay la got a lot of work things. 
- Work work work... 
 - It's all work things. 
Werk werk werk werk werk. 
Yeah all the high level secret stuff. 
Xenia's campaign, what she's doing next. 
- So it's all... 
 - I do work on my laptop only. 
- Um, meeting. 
 - Kampong? Why you searching kampong? 
I want to change my background
When I zoom call with my friend to kampong. 
Er Troye Sivan songs. 
(Whispers) I very scared to scroll. 
- You watch cartoon? Okay what! 
 - You watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch? 
Arthur is my favourite. 
It's my deepest secret eh, I watch cartoon when I eat. 
- That's okay what. 
 - And I like to re-watch it,
Like the same thing over and over again. 
And I will eat cereal that kind. 
Oh sometimes I watch how to massage. 
So that I learn and can massage myself. 
- I don't look at dirty things. 
 - Oh well. 
And even if there are dirty things I will erase. 
That's if we know. That's why not here right? 
But it's just that you have to be smart about it. 
Because got one time I met my friend, 
And then I think he forgot to exit the browser, 
In the train. 
Then he open the Safari then got the sound. 
- Hello. 
 - Hello!
A rare Pokemon has been spotted. 
Sorry to disturb you, 
But we are here to kaypoh your last searched history.
My last searched history? 
What if it's something that ya'll are 
 Not supposed to see? 
No that's what we are looking for. 
Oh my. My heart bedok bedok (beating fast). 
Okay, I'm someone who opens a lot of tabs.
So... okay let's go!
- What's that? 
 - A bra set. 
Wow so sexy! 
- So lacy. 
 - See? Same. 
Hotcheekylace. 
Yesterday I was drinking with a friend, 
So this is actually his online business. 
And then another safe entry. 
Okay I tell you I damn nosy one. 
- I love all the Hollywood news. 
 - Gossips? 
So this is a video of
"The ugly truth about Brad Pitt and Angelina's split." 
The same topic right, 
It will be covered by many different videos. 
And I'm a very neutral audience. 
So I will go and watch all the different kinds of 
 Videos and (see) how they storytell. 
So some blame it on Angelina Jolie, 
Some blame it on Brad. 
Dear COVID-19, 
Which is a page where
People share their story, 
Whether good or bad. What they've experienced. 
Cause I feel like, this is a once-in-a-lifetime 
 (hopefully) phenomenon right. 
Where it's very rare. 
And I thought it's quite cool to read other peoples' stories. 
I can see myself also. 
- Yeah I saw the post. 
 - I saw your story. 
So I read other stories, quite fun. 
- Hanyu pinyin issit? 
 - I was trying to sing karaoke at home. 
- But your chinese very good what. 
 - It's good it's good. 
No I think I just typed the song lyrics,,
This just comes with the Hanyu Pinyin. 
So this is a song I really like. 
It's called 好可惜. 
- Eh you can go learn and sing. 
 - Okay I go and try. 
I tell you if you sing chinese song I confirm melt. 
Renae? Chey. 
♪  忘記 想要忘談何容易 ♪ 
♪  不怨你 是我如此不堪一擊 ♪
- Something like that. 
 - Omg, sounds familiar. 
- Oh, thank you thank you. 
 - Got applause from behind. 
All her fans. 
- Thank you so much. 
 - Thank you very much. 
Okay, scram. 
Okay so we are sneaking into Studio S. 
We are sneaking around everywhere. 
We are already like spies. 
*Cues Mission Impossible music*
And, open. 
THIS IS A RAID!
We've been going round the office 
To kaypoh things today. 
And today we want to kaypoh your last searched history. 
- My last searched history? 
 - On your phone. 
The incognito or the non-incognito type? 
Where are the juicy stuff at? 
Er my last searched ah.
So, my non-private one. 
Like very boring stuff. 
Cause like I clear all the safe entry already. 
Do you know this robot that like Tiktok has been using? 
- Oh the one on the table! 
 - Yeah then you can pet it and everything. 
- Then what will it do? 
 - It's like a robot pet. 
- Wow! 
 - On your table. 
Then you can talk to it and it'll respond to you. 
- Oh okay. 
 - So this one from Tiktok also right? 
Yeah, but it's $250.
USD? 
Yeah I think so, I was like," I want one!" 
 Like no friends you know... 
What's this? 
- Park Seo Joon. 
 - OUR ROOM RATES!
ROOM RATES!
- It's the Farrer Park Hospital. 
 - Ohhh. 
Cause we have filming tomorrow. 
- Yeah yeah. 
 - So we need to find a room. 
Park Seo Joon fashion.
- Is this for your boyfriend? 
 - Yes. 
Is it you asking him to up his game? 
Showing him outfits that he can wear next time. 
- Ahhh... 
 - Cause very similar. 
HDB BTO. 
No I just looking at...
Is this another message for your boyfriend?
No, no money yet. 
- I mean like I would but. 
 - Suddenly her tone become higher. 
A few years time, wink wink.
I'm a good girl. 
So boring. HAHAHA.
But if you catch me at night, it's a different story. 
Cash me at night how bout dat. 
- Hahahaha. 
 - With my VPN on. 
So this episode we are doing
Your last searched history. 
I check now I check now!
No cannot! Put it down Leah. 
My Braces Clinic. Why, you want to do braces ah? 
- Yeah. I want to do Invisalign. 
 (Leah) Oh, you want to do braces? 
Eh but damn expensive sia! It's $8k eh. 
When I heard that I was like nevermind, 
 Just accept my imperfections. 
Because during this period, whenever 
 I have Zoom call or FaceTime people, 
Then I will notice my imperfections. 
- Which is this tooth. 
 - Where?
Omg I've never even noticed that. 
I've never noticed eh, then I went to find my photos, 
 It has always been there but this year I noticed it more. 
Cause I have to do video conferencing right. 
When I went to the clinic the dentist told me that
She got a lot of clients during this period 
 Because everyone feel very conscious. 
Then I'm like, "Omg!" I feel a lot less alone. 
Frog babies emerging from frogs. 
Ew why!
Cause I wanted to show my department some
Very disgusting video of like
- There's this African frog right, 
 - Oh, the one from the back!
Yeah! It gives birth from it's pores eh. 
This is number one right. 
Then number two is a video of a frog that
Shat a shit that is larger than itself. 
Eee! My toes are like that. 
It's like urrrrgh my hands are like that now. 
I have normal and incognito.
I got two. 
And I never close my tabs, so if I scroll it's like endless amount of tabs. 
I have too many, I will just highlight the more important ones. 
- The first one is a Loewe Tan and Black Puzzle bag. 
 - Eh, quite nice!
Expensive bag. But I'm not gonna buy it. 
I'm just looking. 
"Where to buy Japanese figures online." 
You want to buy Chuya right? 
I want to buy Chuya, and the next tab is actually Chuya!
It's a Japanese figurine of the character that I like. 
I lowkey got some weird ones that are supposed 
 To be on incognito but are on my main page.
OH MY GOD I cannot. Can ya'll don't reveal like that!
So it's manga. But it's like the BL manga. 
- What's that? 
 - Like the guy and guy.
What is BL? Oh! Boy's love?
HAHAHAHA yeah.
My incognito is um...
Fanfics. 
- Oh wow! 
 - And it's like endless supply of fanfics! 
And most of the time they are between k-pop idols. 
Nice. 
Through this video you will find your own community. 
- In the comments. 
 - I can give you some recommendations. 
Actually it's all fanfiction, Anime and I apologise in advance. 
- There's no need to apologise. 
 - I don't even have a main page. 
Everything is incognito. 
I have decided that if a vampire really comes... 
 If Axel is a vampire, just bite me please. 
Fair. 
You know what I like? Mafia.
OH yeah! No.
I also like the mafia gangster kind. 
Ya'll have Anime in common, we have frogs in common. 
- We have kaypoh-ed quite a lot of people today. 
 - That's right. 
- Quite interesting as well. 
 - Yeah I think one of the most memorable things
Is the frog that Joyce googled. 
The frog and it's babies. 
It's babies popping out from it's back.
- Yeah. 
 - And I would also think that everyone is very wholesome eh.
Very. Or more like everybody know how to cover their tracks. 
- We call them too many times then they like panic. 
 - They know. 
They know already. I think we need to change cast. 
- You know? 
 - Yeah, it's either we do that or we change tactic. 
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Time to sleep, wah very tiring.
