Honesty versus idiocy.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
In what ways
are you currently failing
or what crime would you
commit with a ghost?
I mean, definitely,
I would go with the ghost,
but that's just 'cause
I believe in ghosts.
You do?
Yeah.
Is this true?
Yeah. Totally.
Have you ever had
a ghost encounter?
Uh...yeah, sure.
Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, I have, actually.
There's a ghost --
Well, there's a ghost, uh, mummy
in my house.
A woman.
Female mummy.
What do you mean
a ghost mummy?
Uh, and I think she has
something to do with Steve Jobs.
[ Laughter ]
But I don't know what.
I think it's a St--
I think it's Steve Jobs,
but in the, um, form
of a female mummy.
[ Laughter ]
So, it was mum--
She comes to me at night.
So, it was
a mummy who died
and is now
the ghost of a mummy?
I don't know what it is.
Is it an iMummy?
No.
It's, like --
It's a hunched over, like,
um, old lady
that's wrapped in, like,
white mummy cloths
that's, like,
over my bed like, "Urrr."
Like that.
And for some reason,
I know that
it's Steve Jobs.
[ Laughter ]
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