 
(Best intro yet, tbh.)
 
(It's a me fat british lesbian)
That was er,
that was the worst, worst intro I've ever made,
easily.
There's something I want to get off my chest, alright?
There's something I wanna get off my chest alright,
and I need, to apologize.
And I need, to apologize.
Pewdiepie, I am, incredibly sorry, for stealing your video idea.
PewDiePie
I am incredibly sorry for stealing your video idea.
You uploaded a video, "STOP RUINING RICK AND MORTY"
You uploaded a video, "STOP RUINING RICK AND MORTY
where you talk about the cringe-y (?) aspects of Rick and Morty
Where you talk about the cringy aspects of Rick and Morty.
PewDiePie: Before this video begins, you may wonder,
Before this video begins, you may wonder, how am I sitting so comfortably.
how am I sitting so comfortably ?
Pyro: Nah, not really, you're alright mate,ah, not really, you alright m8.
***Lesbian Voice-over*** Nah, not really, you alright m8.
and four hours later, I uploaded the exact same video.
 And four hours later, I uploaded the exact same video...
***Lesbian Face-cam*** And four hours later, I uploaded the exact same video...
Let's forget the fact that it would've taken me more than four hours to make this video,
Let's forget the fact that it would've taken me more than four hours to make this video.
And let's forget the fact my internet is so garbage, it took 4 hours alone, to upload this video anyway.
and let's forget the fact that my internet is so garbage, it took 4 hours alone to upload this video anyway,
because as you can clearly see by the comments,
Because as you can /clearly/ see by the comments, people found that I stole from you
people found that I stole from you,
...And they called me out.
and they caught me out.
Angry comment person: stop copying pewdiepie you fuckwit,
Angry comment person: stop copying pewdiepie you fuckwit,
NEIGH.
Hey guys, today I'm just making a Dark Souls III video,
***Terribly unenthusiastic Voice-over*** Hey guys, today I'm just making a Dark Souls 3 video, and I'm just gonna defeat some enemies...
and I'm just gonna defeat some enemies, show you some of my armor,
Show you some of my armor and my (inaudible) and stuff like that...
and my status and stuff like that.
 
***Lesbian Voice-over tries to be humoristic AGAIN, fails miserably***
Another angry comment person: Stole this video idea from PewDiePie
I saw his video in my recommended.
Adam: This is nearly an exact copy from PewDiePie's video.
S(T)D: Pyro really loves copying PewDiePie doesn't he ?
Alright guys, I got a little game theory here,
 Alright guys I got a little Game Theory here...
***Low-quality Voice-over, GG lesbian*** Alright guys I got a little Game Theory here...
I'm going to prove to you how,
this man copies
this man.
I'm gonna prove to you
Be ready. Are you ready for the game theory? I hear you're ready. (?)
They are both
W H I T E
This, is digital whiteface.
Fili: Why the hell did you "bassically" copy this video from Pewds
*laughing* Oh that's rich
2su: Jump on the PewDiePie train.
Captain: Did PewDiePie copy him or did he copy PewDiePie?
Pyro: So PewDiePie, please accept my apology,
for stealing your video idea.
I am so sorry and I pray to the Youtube gods that you do not strike me down.
PewDiePie: I'm very excited today, oh boy am I excited, why am I excited Danny DeVito ?
Oh I'll tell you.
*Danny gets shoved to the ground*
That's right. *PewDiePie points down and unsubs from Pyro*
(i wish i can do that someday too, he looks pretty happy tbh.)
Pyro: I wanted to make this video, because after reading the comments on the Rick and Morty video I made,
a large chunk of them were just saying that I copied PewDiePie.
And a lot of these people commenting, they have this amazing theory of Youtube.
Pewdiepie divided by ape brain commenter,
Equals *inhales* everything after PewDiePie is a copy.
Do you guys, realize what you're doing here,
do you remember when PewDiePie used to play Amnesia and Cry of Fear,
and people that played them after him, they're all called clones and copies?
We're back to that guys, we're back to 2011 Youtube.
Hey guys, I recently learned that Equals Three is really popular.
*music* (and im 3 minutes through now :D)
The most ironic thing in this entire situation,
is the fact how, I did not steal from PewDiePie and PewDiePie did not steal from me,
we both stole from Slazo. *chuckles*
His video on the Rick and Morty fanbase was made, a week before anyone else's,
and I understand that there were other videos made even before that,
but this is the one that's really blown up and got everyone's attention.
I even reached out to Slazo and had him produce a segment for my video.
So it's kinda like a, "Hey I stole your idea but come on my, come on my channel haha-"
and I did actually upload this video the day before, and it got that,
MMM, I just, YEAH I just love that symbol,
and obviously like myself, PewDiePie noticed the traction that this topic was getting,
and wanted to add his segment into it as well, and that led to people saying I stole PewDiePie's idea
Yeah guys, I just sit there on PewDiePie's channel refreshing, I got a hundred tabs open,
I clicked the bell for notifications.
As soon as I see a video, I'm just like damn I'm gonna nab that, just make it 4 hours,
uploading and rendering, 4 hours, yes time machine.
But do you know what the worst thing is, the most despicable thing,
about this entire situation where everyone's accusing each other of copying ?
Slazo's video that was made a week before anyone else's,
after watching PewDiePie's video and my video,
they then went on to Slazo's channel and accused him of copying.
Vicarious: I can't believe you copied PewDiePie.
Xav: This is just a copy of PewDiePie's rant.
David: Lol this video was uploaded before PewDiePie's, retard.
Thot: Wow, you copied PewdiePie. Brilliant.
*sound of pyro's impersonation*
Gage: You copied Pyrocynical.
slav: Pyro rip off. Legit he even mentions the popularity thing that Pyro did.
Mini: Good one mate, well done copying PewDiePie.
It just amazes me that the mental capacity of these people, they see uh, day uploaded, nonononono,
uh PewDiePie, PewDiePie talked about it, no, PewDiePie's property, now he signed a legal document.
Uh,I-I Felix Khaj-Khajiberg-Khajit, anything I talk about is now mine and no one else's.
Go away.
I'm actually stumped by the guy that said, Slazo copied me, 'cuz the PewDiePie thing
I kind of understand you know you can't read properly yet, you can't compare dates,
That's fair, but this guy, he is just, he needs help
Help this man.
This is the one thing I despise about being a content creator on Youtube,
the fact how when you talk about a topic, if someone bigger or more prevalent than you has talked about it,
you're then deemed as a copy, even if you've talked about it before they have,
and we then reach this really vicious cycle of Youtube where a bigger content creator covers a topic
you can't really talk about it because then you'll be accused of plagiarizing or copying them,
but obviously this doesn't work vice versa you could have a really good topic, talk about it,
and then have a bigger Youtuber nab it and talk about it
and no one will call them a copy because your audience is much smaller.
I think (wtf happened to your voice pyro) I've come to the realization at this point,
that these people aren't gonna to stop forming these comparisons.
I remember when I was doing my, am-am-am-amazing content vi- ohh gameplay in the background, yes please,
and the amount of people that would compare me to Leafy,
and now it's reached the point where people are like, oh what can we compare him to ?
Oh, PewDiePie, Pew-PewDiePie, no one's going to overthrow PewDiePie
What is Leafy doing right now anyway, I want to take a look at his uh, his stuff.
Leafy: Hey everyone so, today I was actually planning on making a video talking shit about some people that -no joke at all-
genuinely think it's a human rights violation that they can't have sex with animals.
Speechless Pyro: Right ok, yeah ke-keep it up Leafy.
Normal Pyro: It's just absolutely amazing how people can be so misinformed about topics,
they'll just say, you copied someone or you stole from someone,
and then they provide no proof except that you both talked about it,
like have you compared the dates pal? Yeah the dates?
The very crucial thing that shows when someone uploaded a topic,
that might help with your case.
I mean another example, someone linked me this on tumblr the other day
someone took a screenshot of my Petscop video and labeled *generic vaporwave intro*
Oi lads I'm Pyrocynical here today, with me original video title definitely not similar to Game Theory.
Please draw my fursona from Five Nights at Freddy's.
Alright pal, first thing I'd like to correct you on,
"*generic vaporwave intro*"
Well the intro isn't a generic vaporwave it was an animated intro
and I'll tell you what, because it had "Whitewoods-Beachwalk" which is a vaporwave song.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and let's say it is a generic vaporwave intro,
so when was the last time I used said generic intro ?
*music* (hi, how are you? im still doing this)
Ten months ago, ten months you are, you are incredibly educated my guy.
This is a blog where I'm critical and satirical of gross people on You-
Dude, I am so sorry I am so- I will let you continue your work, I am, I am so sorry.
Anyways got any dirt on Pyro, please dm me.
Youtube and pretty much the internet as a whole, has this horrible problem of thinking without speaking.
You no no speak speak before big think use brain yes and then speak speak yes.
So, taking the information I've learned from copying PewDiePie,
I will now never make, gaming videos, commentary videos and I will never upload onto the site Youtube.
I think that's pretty fair what do you guys think though, I'm quite interested for your thoughts on that one. (a)
It's basically the equivalent of going up to Justin Roiland the creator of
PICKLE RICK
and saying to him, hey-hey Justin you can't Rick and Morty, you can't make a cartoon,
other people have already made a cartoon *laughs*
You know that show ? Um, Spongebob ? *laughs more*
Mister Donald Trump, you can't run for presidency, someone already ran for presiden-
Something to note from all these people that make these stupid comments, is the fact how they probably watch,
five se- no that's too generous, they watch none of the video, they see the title and they just comment away.
It'd honestly be pretty nice for Youtube to implement a system where you couldn't comment on a video,
until a certain time threshold, I mean the comments would go from about 30,000 to 2,
but you know it's an efficient system.
So to conclude, don't go around saying people are copying other people unless you've got concrete evidence.
Or alternatively you could tell everyone that they're stealing from me, that is a- uh that's a good idea, yes.
Uh, subscribe. (time to proofread )
*generic vaporwave outro*
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