-Ladies and gentlemen, please
give it up for Penn & Teller!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hello, "Tonight Show!"
-Penn! And! Teller!
-Ho!
-Penn!
-That's me!
-And! Teller!
-That's him.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Got to get on the good foot.
Yeah!
Let's try this now.
Whoo!
Let's do the high-five.
Do the high-five.
Yeah!
And a little do-si-do.
Good evening.
My name is Penn Jilette.
My partner Teller.
We are Penn & Teller!
And we're gonna do a card trick!
We're gonna do a card trick.
Come on, Jimmy, come over here.
Be the "and" of "Penn & Teller."
Be the ampersand.
Stand on my right,
Teller's left.
I have here a perfectly ordinary
deck of cards,
scaled up for my size.
I'm going to riffle
through the deck.
While I'm riffling,
you just yell "stop."
And yell it really loud because
I have a fan blowing up my ass.
[ Laughter ]
Okay, here we go. I'm riffling.
-Stop!
-Okay, that's the card
you chose at random.
-Yes.
-Memorize that card.
That's our card.
Memorize it.
-Okay.
-And now the hardest trick
you'll ever see us do.
I'm gonna shuffle
while inside a dirigible.
It's zeppelin shufflin'!
Look at me shuffle.
I'm not dropping them on TV!
I'm shuffling! I'm shuffling!
Yes. That's a shuffle.
Here you go, Jimmy. You shuffle.
Shuffle them, Jimmy.
Shuffle them, shuffle them.
Give 'em a shuffle.
I'm gonna go over here and get
a prop. Gonna get a prop.
I got a gun! I got a gun.
I got a gun. I got a gun.
-Okay.
-Okay, Jimmy.
I'm going to count to three.
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
-Yes!
-When you're looking at me,
don't look at the puppet.
Look at me. I'm in the mouth.
See my face? I'm in the mouth.
See me? See me?
-Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
-I'm right there.
I'm gonna count to three.
When I'm done
counting to three,
you throw the entire deck
as high as you can in the air.
I will shoot your randomly
selected card out of the deck,
and make it appear magically
in that yellow balloon
that Teller's holding.
You ready, Jimmy?
-Yes.
-Right after three, throw
the entire deck in the air.
This is for real.
Don't screw it up.
Here we go,
and one, two, three!
[ Audience cheers ]
[ Gunshot ]
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my goodness.
I --
Oh, my gosh.
This is terrible.
Hey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Is this your card,
the two of clubs?
Is that your card right there?
The two of clubs!
There right there,
the two of clubs.
The two of clubs.
-How the heck?
I love you guys!
-We are magic. That's how we did
it. We are magic.
-You are magic. That was
the coolest thing ever.
That is so bizarre.
Nice to see you.
Great to see you.
How great?
Penn & Teller, come on.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you.
-If anyone is in Vegas,
you have to go to the Rio
and go see them live.
