Hi, I'm PoopPoopFart. [♫ enchanting melody ♪]
Hello, YouTube.  I know it's been a while since I uploaded a video,
So I just thought I'd update you on a few things that are goin' on with my channel before I start uploading stuff again
First of all, you're probably wondering where I've been for the past year.
Well, at some point I got frustrated by how expensive it was getting to produce YouTube videos,
So I decided to take a break, so I could spend money on some of my other hobbies for a while.
But now that I'm coming back, I thought I'd give Patreon a shot,
So that I could have a source of income that I could devote exclusively to funding my videos.
I'm trying to discourage any individual person from contributing too much money,
So for the time being, I'm only offering two reward tiers.
One of them will give you access to my Patreon blog, where I'll post updates about my upcoming projects.
And the other one will give you access to my blog, plus a credit at the end of each video you support.
I'm considering adding additional reward tiers for people who want to make higher contributions,
But I'm having a hard time coming up with potential rewards,
Since I don't really have anything to offer that wouldn't violate international copyright law.
But if you have any ideas, feel free to leave 'em in the comments.
As we all know, the YouTube private messaging system sucks donkey nuts.
That's why I've decided to create a Twitter account.
I've always been annoyed that YouTube doesn't send notifications for private messages,
So now I finally have a reliable way to communicate with you if you ever need to contact me privately.
I might also use my Twitter account to post random status updates here and there,
But I mostly just created an account so that I could have a functional inbox system to work with.
For reasons that are beyond my comprehension, the user name PoopPoopFart was already taken,
So I took that opportunity to register a more dignified moniker.
Something a little more mature sounding that I wouldn't be ashamed to utter in spoken conversation.
So if you wanna look me up on Twitter, my handle is @CrapCrapToot.
Ever since my MediaFire account was suspended,
I've been pursuing Legal Ways™ to distribute some of my music on the internet.
But I don't wanna just release a random assortment of recordings,
So I've been working on some ideas for some themed albums.
I've written down a lot of ideas so far, but that two things I'd like to work on first
Are a Chrono Trigger album, and an album comprised entirely of pop songs arranged for the recorder.
My plan is to make a video for each track, and then upload the video to YouTube,
Just like I've always done in the past.
In order to avoid any sort of monotony, I'm going to be working on both of these albums at the same time,
So that I can alternate between uploading tracks from the Chrono Trigger album and the pop album.
Then, once all the tracks are finished, I'll assemble them into their respective albums,
And release them digitally on Loudr, iTunes, and other online music stores.
Unfortunately this means that you won't be able to download anything until the entire album is complete,
But I'll try to work as fast as I can to finish everything.
Oh yeah, one more thing.
While I was away, I passed the 20,000 subscriber mark,
So I just wanted to take the opportunity to thank you for watching and enjoying my videos.
Since I was gone while I reached this milestone, I didn't get to do anything special,
So I'm just gonna wait until I hit 30,000 subscribers since I'm getting pretty close anyway.
What I'm planning right now is to do a song request,
But I'll provide you with more information on that when I actually hit 30,000
Well, that's all for now guys.
I should be posting my next video within the next couple of weeks,
So until then, stay safe, and I'll see you on the flip side.
[Foot steps]
[Tires screeching, loud crash]
[♫ Sad melody ♪]
