- What do you know about this bunker?
- What I know?
It... is.
- It is.
- When the German escapade was ending, Russians wanted to attack from there.
There was a fight that lasted for many days.
And Germans shoot a lot of Russian soldiers
but after many days they ran out of ammunition and... they lost.
Although I haven't noticed any traces of bullets or fight in the bunker,
so they might've given up.
- I also didn't see anything.
- Or maybe it's not the same bunker. 
- Or they quickly ran out of ammo after 30 ammo magazines.
- Maybe they finished off themselves
before Russians arrived, 'cause they knew what awaited them. 
Russians like Zergs, bet on weight.
Anyway, relic has survived. 
Although he lacks a little to be called a relic.
Yesterday we had a great problem to go inside
because the landlord made great efforts to seal the bunker.
So, it was covered with dirt. 
On top of that, it was blocked by concrete block, 
 and we couldn't get rid of it. 
But after an hour we could crawl inside.
- Unless he earthed it up again. 
- He had no time for that for sure.
And this info isn't from any reliable or proven sources.
They are from-
- From you.
- There are Germans in the bushes!
- I'd rather go second.
- Come on, come on.
- You can go, I'll be third.
- Okay. Mom, if you're watching. If I don't come back... 
he he.
"Hände hoch"!
- Going in?
- There are bigger spiders than your mum!
- Okay...
- Now, I'll show you how bums live in Ciechanow in squat.
I had to turn on the flashlight. It's dark in here.
As you can see they arranged-
Oh, froggy.
They arranged a little table from garbage. 
- You here?
- Yeah, I explore how they sleep.
Because obviously someone slept here recently.
- Even a remote is here... sir.
Glasses, lighters. Here is a little canteen.
And next is a beautiful living room.
- Carry-out food because they can afford.
- MTV Creeps. Welcome to my hut.
- Well, here we have the engine room.
- Yes, engine room combined with games room.
Welcome.
- So you play blocks in here.
- Yup, here we play blocks.
- Tetris. 
And these are heating stoves. It's cold in the 
 winter, but they warm up your ass.
- Unfortunately I couldn't afford more expensive ones. They're 
 the most expensive I could buy, so...
- Here we have the toilet, let's see.
- Here you go.
- Oh, this is a modern one, connected with wardrobe.
- Yeah, kitchenette.
- The kitchen was moved to the outside. This is what's left.
- And here's the dressing room, please have a look. 
Wardrobe with shoes. 
- You can see Vans, Emporio Armani and... Bugatti. 
- Maid left the garlic. What a wankette, I have to fire her.
- Here we have butts, because this is a smoking room.
- Yeah, outdoor.
- And here's the cellar.
- We won't go there because there are frogs and they there...
- We don't want to disturb them.
 They relax in there.
- MTV Creeps, continuation.
- Many windows, because we can afford.
- And here's rock garden. We do laundry here.
Flowers grow well, we have a good season.
- Hey, it was awesome.
