(birds chirp)
(object thuds)
(heroic music)
(gun blasts)
- I think maybe that was a good guy.
- Whatever, America's (beep) anyway.
- [Man] Roached!
- You know, the 30% of the
map that isn't underwater
actually isn't that bad.
- This new map is great.
Look at this beautiful mushroom.
- Aw, thanks bud.
You're not bad yourself.
Take some shield.
- Huh.
That's making me a little uncomfortable.
- Hey, get back here, friend!
- Can we go to Catty Corner?
I want to see some kitties!
- No way.
Pool hopping and Lazy Lake.
- I don't get it, Roach.
Do you have to jump in every pool
that doesn't belong to you?
- Yes.
Yes I do.
- I'll go with you buddy.
- Portabello punt!
- Let's keep moving.
- I got some healthy foods
from the market back there.
Everybody take some
corn, apple, or banana.
- Blech.
I miss eating burgers and floppers.
- These will keep you light on your feet.
You don't want to dad bod, do you?
- Heads up.
We've got an enemy running over that hill.
- Oh, so hungry.
I'll take this one.
- Oh my God.
- That fat man ate Tanner!
- That fat man is Tanner!
- Jeez.
You ate one taco and you've got a dad bod.
- It was worth it.
- Not to alarm anyone,
but we've got another solo
heading into that gas station.
- Gas station?
They've got all kinds
of junk food in there.
- Maybe we should go in and help him?
- You guys go on in.
I'll keep watch.
If you hear me bang on this pot like so,
that means enemies are coming.
(metal clanks)
See, Roach alarm.
- Don't move.
Drop the jar of honey.
Actually give it here.
You got a spoon?
- This is a jar of fireflies.
- Give it before I use
this charged shotgun.
It holds three shots and it
only takes 20 minutes to fire.
- If you're going to kill me,
I'm taking you down as well.
(glass shatters)
- Oh God.
(gun blasting)
- Come on.
We've got to get out of here.
- My dad bod.
It's too much for me to carry.
Go.
Save yourselves.
- I'll save you guys.
Oh, on second thought.
I'm going to go pool hopping.
Pools, not flammable.
- Tanner, wake up.
Well he's dead.
- The storm is coming.
Maybe there's still a way he can help us.
(air whooshes)
(upbeat rock music)
