Kyu padna is bak***** me
Modi ji sahi keh rahe hain
Modi ji galat keh rahe hain
Main bohot karta tha pehle
Phir ek baar maine maar khayi
That is how I killed my girlfriend
But theek hai, its ok
Toh main matlab thoda sa depressed ho gaya
Kyunki indirectly mera breakup ho gaya na woh
Matlab mar gayi toh ho hi gaya phir
Toh maine socha ki
Main dekhta hu
Breakup hone ke baad kya hota hai
Main Bollywood dekhne laga
Maine dekha ki Bollywood me
Breakup hone ke baad kya karte hain
Wo log nas kaat lete hain
Main le aaya blade
"Main bhi kaatunga"
Maine kaat di
Woh be*** ke la*** yeh nahi batate
Ki dard bhi hota hai
Aur Bollywood bohot kharaab hai
Mujhe lagta hai bohot hi jyada kharab hai
Jaise aapne dekha hai
Bollywood me bohot jyada Biopics ban rahi hai
Pehle toh achhi cheezon pe ban rahi thi
Sachin pr ban gayi, Dhoni pr ban gayi
Milkha Singh par ban gayi
Maine dekhi Sanjay Dutt ki biopic
Maine kaha "Sanjay Dutt ki biopic?"
Kya, isse kya seekhu main?
Do din sharaab pee kar toh
Mere ghar ke aage pada raha tha yeh
Maine dekhi apne papa ke sath
Tum log haste raho yaar
Aise chup sa lagta hai
Mai toh iske bina bhi suna dunga
Yeh sab to chu****** hi hai
Tum artist dekho na
Equipments toh kharaab hote rehte hain
Politics kharaab hai toh kya hua
Modi Ji toh achhe hain
Hmm, achhe comedians ko
Jokes nahi chahiye hote
"Tum bade pyaare ho yaar"
Aaoge stage pe
Tum hi hasa lo
Main chutiya hu jo ek saal se kar raha hu
Yeh bhai apne ghar se
Apne hi jokes le kar chale hain
Aise 30 log, 30 apne apne hi suna diye
Toh phir humari kya zaroorat
Aur yeh Tommy Hilfiger hai
Aise dreams ki T-Shirt nahi hai yeh
Baaki sab toh thik hai,
Yeh som bazaar me nahi milti bas
Arre mazaak kar raha hu
Tumhe bura toh nahi laga
Corona hai yaar
Main mila leta, sach keh raha hu
Main bilkul bhi rude nahi hu
Aisa tumhe lag raha hoga
Par mehangi aati hai Tommy, theek hai
Nahi Nahi
Arre main kaha pe tha
Main bhul gaya
Dekh ek toh main phoonk ke aata hu
Aise interrupt mat kiya kar
Recording ho rahi hai aaj
Koi baat nahi
HAAN mic kharab ho gaya tha
Usse pehle kya tha
Yeh thodi na part tha
Main likh ke laaya tha ki taar ukhad dunga
Batakh wala
Arre nahi yaar peeche reh raha hai tu
Biopic Suna diya maine
Sanjay Dutt ki biopic
Main aur papa baith ke dekh rahe the
Papa keh rahe
"Dekh raha hai kitne nashe kar raha hai"
"Nashe chuth bhi nahi rahe isse"
Maine kaha "Wahi toh itna maza aa raha hai"
Keh rahe ki
"Koi chinta hi nahi hai ghar parivar, maata pita ki"
Maine kaha "Yahi toh chahiye"
Maine socha main karunga nashe
Baaki sab gaya bhaad me
Toh main aur mera ek dost hai Hussain
Humne mil ke kiye nashe
Aur ab hume jaana tha Rajasthan
Kyunki kisi ne bataya tha ki
Unth ki sawari karne se practice ho jaati hai
Par hume practice karni thi
Toh usne kaha "Tu ek kaam kar...
...Tu ek cab book kar"
Maine OLA nikala, maine cab book kar di
Uska phone aaya, kehta
"Kahan jaana hai?"
Maine kaha "Rajasthan"
Keh raha "Oh Ganjedi"
Kya hai tera roz roz ka
Maine kaha "Roz roz ka matlab?"
Kehta "Kal tumne Pakistan ki cab book kar di thi"
Maine kaha bro
"Woh to jaan kar kari thi na"
Kyunki India me abhi jis tarah
Dange chal rahe hain
Pakistan safe hai
Wahan chale jao
Phir CAA se wapas aa jana
Kyon padna iss bak***** me
Modiji sahi keh rahe hain
Modi ji galat keh rahe hain
Main bahut karta tha pehle
Phir ek baar maine maar khayi
Ab Amit Shah ki photo hai mere ghar me
Mandir me laga rakhi hai maine.
