Jack: Are you ready for the intro?
PJ: Should I shield my ears? or like...
Jack: (Whoopsh!~)  Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye, and I'm here with- you can take them out now.
PJ: Sorry. I'm just hearing it like a- a...
*high pitch ringing noise*
PJ: A ringing,
Jack: it's like a nuclear bomb went off next to your head.
PJ: yeah now hello. Hi. I'm I'm PJ KickthePJ
Jack: I'm here with PJ. We're playing, well... I've been wanting to play games with PJ for ages, and we're always like
Jack: Schedule conflicts. It's like I'm doing something or you're doing something, but we're finally here.
PJ: Yes!
Jack: We're gonna play Snipperclips
Jack: i've never played snipperclips but i've always wanted to play it but you have played it
PJ: I've played a bit of snipperclips. It is a adorable just amazing little game.and uh
Jack: are you really good at it?
PJ: No.. uh... not at all
Jack: that's good. You're on my level then
PJ: excellent. What are these- I mean what are they? they're little craft materials I suppose
Jack: I guess so, you're the craft guy
PJ: Yeah, I mean this game is up my alley, it's- its puzzles it's crafting it's adorable...
PJ: It's just everything you want from a little game.
Jack: It's also is gonna make me feel very very dumb- Oh they're joy cons
PJ: Oh, yes, of course.
Jack and PJ: and now they're not
PJ: they were for a moment
PJ: Let's learn the basics. So we can walk
Jack: Awhh this is adorable
PJ: So yeah we move into these spaces so basically yeah
PJ: We're gonna be hit with a lot of little puzzles like this so hey come on get- get in this
Jack: I'm looking at you.
PJ: stop clowning around boy.
Jack: Ok I'm comin!
PJ: We need to get through the tutorial.
Jack: Okay,
PJ: okay, oh so that's what we do we move into place.
Jack: And then we can snip parts out of each other right?
PJ: yes, that will- that's coming.
Jack: I love my lil face
pj: ughhhh
Jack: I'm so good at puzzles mmmm
PJ: Okay, so this is the cutting aspect so move in to place, press A, no no- oh yes, actually sorry you have to cut me
Jack: Okay
PJ: like that
Jack: got 'em
PJ: and then I have to cut you
Jack: my god
PJ: snip
Jack: Snip and clip, it works!
PJ: I snipped it
Jack: I get it now
PJ: perfect
Jack: we're both JJ's
Jack: No!
PJ: That's my uh- that's the funniest thing to do. Hold Y to reform, so
Jack: Okay, can I turn?
PJ: yes, L and R turns you
PJ: So this is where thi- hey!
PJ: Hey, that's not-
Jack: you're ready for the ball
PJ: now I just look ridiculous. Okay so reform
PJ: So we have to make a heart. We have to collectively
Jack: Okay, so I'm assuming like
Jack: Look at that
PJ: ayy lovely
PJ: Cool,
Jack: we're good at this, we got this
PJ: We're doing well so far
Jack: Oh this is still just the tutorial right?
PJ: So press B to jump, so we have to work together here. We have to jump on each other so if you duck
PJ: ayy there we go, there we go
Jack: I didn't know you could stand on me.
PJ: Hell yeah
Jack: I will always be your support PJ.
PJ: Thank you, that's very- I appreciate that
Jack: get off me
PJ: work together and- what was I saying?
Jack: Ah, you wanna play the tutorial again? That was easy. Oh, man. I tried to cut you but you took a chunk outta me already
PJ: I got a lil chunk out of my head missing
PJ: Here we go. This is where the real fun begins
PJ: I'm flattered that you asked me to play this because I feel this is a game that's really
PJ: good for couples
PJ: So that says a lot that you've asked me to play it
Jack: Yeah man
PJ: like... relationship couples
Jack: Wait you can play more than two players?
PJ: yeah
PJ: You can go up to uh... yeah four people
PJ: I've done four people before, that gets a bit mad when everyone's just trying to cut each other
Jack: How does that even make sense?
PJ: Oh it makes sense boy
Jack: Boi
PJ: Don't- don't doubt it
PJ: All right, so we need to make that shape so we're gonna have to do some snipping here
Jack: Okay
PJ: So let me snip you first
Jack: Okay, I'll stay in position
Jack: Cut me deep
PJ: alright
Jack: alright there we go
PJ: there we go. I'm gonna cut you like a-
PJ: a- an- onion
PJ: I completely-
Jack: That's the best you could come up with?
PJ: I blanked on everything that you can cut all right. And then snip me
Jack: will that work?
PJ: I think
Jack: Oh wait, if I turn...
PJ: Hang on, wait, if I...
Jack: If you duck
PJ: I swear, I played this before
Jack: if you duck, I can crop a chunk out of you here
PJ: Is that... oh yeah
Jack: We're two parts of the same bagel.
PJ: Hey
PJ: That was worse than my analogy, hey we did it
Jack: Oh
PJ: And we did a pelican! Or is that a toucan maybe
Jack: Yes
Jack: You see PJ the toucan of the North East has an elongated bill as well as antennae
PJ: I'm making it squawk.
Jack: Oh I can do that too. Look everybody. I have too much power
PJ: Okay, let's continue. So that was a nice easy warm-up getting us into it.
Jack: Okay
PJ: so I think now we should go to something a little bit more difficult maybe, we don't have to do them in order
Jack: That's cool
PJ: hamster helper, do you wanna help a hamster?
Jack: I mean what have hamsters done for me
PJ: true
PJ: You can't argue with that. You just can't. Ready? Go, alright
PJ: So we need to- what do we need to do? We need to help hamsters.
Jack: we need to get the hamster through the pipes
PJ: So what does that do? that... oh...
Jack: releases the hamsters
PJ: that escorts the hamsters, okay
Jack: Ok he's dead, you killed him
PJ: That's one dead hamster on our shoulders already. I say what we do is
PJ: I think we're gonna need to-
Jack: Can you turn me in to a ramp?
PJ: Yes, alright
PJ: I'll ramp you, so you get down here
PJ: And let's see what-
Jack: take take an edge off me. I'm too edgy
Jack: there you go, there you go
PJ: Just like that
Jack: Is that okay?
PJ: let's try that okay
Jack: I've got I got a bit of a scoop going on
Jack: Come on, Mr. Hamster
PJ: I'm in the way
Jack: You're in the way! You're blocking him!
PJ: Hey great work
Jack: great work, thanks
PJ: Nice
Jack: cool
PJ: What's he doing?
Jack: I don't know, he's going into the hole again
PJ: get out of here hamster.
Jack: No! He's my hamster buddy
PJ: I'm gonna. I'm just having to kill him, go back from whence you came
Jack: there you go
Jack: That's what you get, you get a chunk taken outta you
PJ: Damn okay, I feel pain
Jack: Okay, I've helped the hamster.
PJ: What else do we wanna do?
Jack: I want to help a basketball
PJ: Where's the basketball?
Jack: Bottom left
PJ: Down here, oh right
Jack: You might be confused, cause the basketball has a face. Most basketballs don't have faces
PJ: Yeah most things don't have faces
Jack: *laughs*
PJ: All right
PJ: what do we do here then
Jack: so you need to turn you into a pokey device
PJ: pokey? all right, do you want me to make you pokey?
Jack: I want to try make you pokey
PJ: okay,
Jack: if you duck down
PJ: Alright make me thin. Make me thin and beautiful please
Jack: there you go a little off the top
PJ: Oh, yeah, maybe a little bit off the bottom as well. Just a kind of yeah nice and airy
Jack: oh, no, it's okay
PJ: We can use that to our advantage.
Jack: It's okay
PJ: Sorry I didn't mean to do that
Jack: if you can maneuver yourself
PJ: Hey, oh, and now we need to dunk it, we need to slam-
Jack: I almost had it
PJ: we need to slam dunk it. I don't think standing on it is gonna help
Jack: Um how do we reset him?
PJ: I think maybe by pressing it again. We might need a plan
PJ: I think we need
Jack: I need a scoop in me
PJ: okay, let me- if you come down, come down. Other way, turn, turn
PJ: Oh, I see what you mean.
Jack: if you can turn me into a bucket of sorts, but I don't think you can
PJ: I will try
Jack: I have a bit of a blockage at the top of me.
PJ: Yeah, let me try and unblock you
Jack: That's okay. I can fit some balls in me
PJ: how many balls?
Jack: we're about to find out
PJ: okay
Jack: See if we can do one yeah, I'm just like ahh don't hurt me don't hurt me don't hurt me
PJ: All right ready to catch Catch CATCH CATCH CATCH
PJ: cmon you need to be faster than that
Jack: it had a bounce on it
PJ: come on faster than that please
PJ: alright
Jack: Hey oh oh ooo
Jack: Hot potato hot potato
PJ: all right. Now gently, just gently
PJ: Jump and...
Jack: OKAY, I'm TRYING give me a moment
PJ: Just jump and... jump and...
Jack: We got a ball between us, PJ PJ: I'll block and you scoop hold it so you jump hook other side scoop away
Jack:Let's just get a new ball. PJ: new ball, all right new ball. Let me know if you need any help Jack: okay
I think I might need I
think I might
PJ: Come stand underneath the we do a little trick shot you stand underneath, I don't think
We did hey team one take that game we break your shit
Yeah, we did it the way it wasn't intended, but we didn't get to turn into a toucan or a ball boy
or a hamster face or a
Bb-8 or anything like that that guy looks like bb-8 on the Left Street. Let's do that with a Firefly Flicka
Okay
Okay, so we need to oh I hate this
We have to get him over there. We need to get him into the lantern so I mean it
Got that way. I think we need to I'm gonna turn you into like a kind of verse
That
Can you yeah? Can you just like Wow?
Dance him over and now jump. Oh you've moved it
He's tickling me nearly close close close
Okay, come back down mr.. Firefly come on back down. We're gonna hoping for you. We got a nice little home for you
Okay, I'm gonna release him release okay, that didn't work
Yes
Team one take that you fire flight
soccer
Yeah, you 5/5 bitch. I'm stuck here
Swinging around I'm like a discount pac-man nice. Oh
Boy
Now you really her during me is not saving me. Okay really awesome. You know what oh wow
There we go now. I just look like I have like a little hat
Okay, right
So we're getting through. This is like the easy stages as well by the way, so don't feel too confident
I just wanna I just want to manage your expectations. There's games gonna be a lot harder a lot quicker
That's not good encouragement like why I'm not an encouraging coming okay, Carla always to pop a balloon pop a balloon
I'm gonna turn you into a paper airplane
Okay, have you always wanted to be one this is where you get to live out your fantasies now if you've any yeah your fetishes
Fantasies, just let me know and I come true that your fans
I never fantasized about this prayer right what do we need it? We need to pop balloons, okay?
I need to make you pointy come over here all right point um go sigh. Hey Jack point me in the right direction, huh?
sideways
What?
Yes, I'm okay. I need to somehow make you like just give me some. Yeah, give me some points. Just fuck my shell
Okay if you can stand are you standing up max?
Okay, make me really just the edge is wait
What we don't have a hot topic here, so I can't okay. I'm trying to make
Wi-Fi just oh no, it's gone. It's gone it flew away. Oh my god. Oh, you ruined it
Yeah, that's gonna make things a lot. Can we just lift it up and pop it that way yeah, I'm just thinking
Okay, just okay, okay? I'll make I'll make there. I'll make the the non rounded edge of you pointy
Okay, so if you duck. How do you want me?
What position do you want me okay? If my character could just stop?
Yeah, yeah there you go. Oh, okay? Oh now. I'm like a needle. Yeah, are you pointy enough? Yeah?
Look at my leg and get a snag
Hey
That was my good ball, okay?
We need to now figure out how the hell to get that so if you jump up here jump up to the paper bomb yeah
You're on me. Sorry am I way again. I don't have a body mass. I don't know how that yeah
I don't know how that works alright, so let's get up high let's try you jump in the Nigel okay, three two one yup
Okay now that's okay that didn't work I
Feel like maybe we need to bring the balloons down to us
Yeah, can you like turn and then grab it and hook it down
I think I should make you into a bit of a look if I if you got a hot guy
And I will give you one of these little me really your face like it's very into this yeah, okay?
I think you can bring them down I stand on you
Yes, can you can you like jump and hook? Yes, the old jumpin hook is my favorite move best move
I need I need to do it again. Yeah, let's do that one, and then we'll go pop them. Let's go pop some balloons
Let's go pop these fools. Yeah, okay bit of a problem. I'm sorry. Let me
There we go I'll get you higher Wow team one you get me as high as anyone has ever gotten whoa
Sorry, I got I jump the gun
premature celebration
I need to angle my dangle can you just kill you sorry I'll community down nice
Okay, it's in the bird is in the nest
Alright let's pop these son of bitches wait if I
Easy Wow easy peasy get out here triangle
Hey nice
work, thanks game fist bump
Repeats of the pain
I'm still reliving it. Yeah, I can feel it stinging
New oh this one's mockingbirds this one
might tear our friendship apart you prepared
Yeah, all right star stages are special in the first one of each World II era weapon
Okay, priority should have red though need instructions. We finished five levels levels. Oh if you will see that
Our corresponding colors are those owls over there so when one of us turns are corresponding our turns
Like so so our job is to get the egg down there
Okay, so you see we need to so also so if I cut you a bit oh?
so cuts the Owls
Scission yell now we're gonna. Cry. I popped it. So you now need to cut me as well
We need to make a bit of a gap in between us, okay, if you just cut
yeah, and then feet a bit and then we
Might need a bit more of that bots. Oh wait wait wait wait. No. This is gonna work. Oh wait no
I'm just gonna see you the way we that's another little chick then okay, okay?
If I do this if you go straight up wait walk straight up. Yep. Yeah, and I just just chop me
I'm gonna have to trap you as well wait wait wait the egg is doing a thing is about to hatch
It's stuck between realities. I popped the right way. What if we just do nothing?
Say the gamescape oh no wait Frick okay, so it gets harder so we can make a little bridge, and then oh
It's not on you PPP PPP. Yes
Yes, it's a reverse birth. It's breached. It came out legs first. Yep
Okay
All right, so now. This is gonna get harder so we might need to reform and make ourselves some new bodies
Yes reform
Okay, you die I die oh, no the egg died okay?
I'm content to go this way a second. Go be like me and I'm kind of tempted to do this
Oh, you're gonna scoop. If you do the same to me we can both be scooped the boys scoop the poop
Coupie boys boys all right, let's see if this works. I'm not being a small tender scoopy boy
Okay, now you turn and I scoop into your scoop. Yes, yeah nice
Oh like a fine Moroccan ice cream
I don't understand the
a
Very sophisticated man who is really I'm very well-traveled. Yes look at that
Just passing a next week if you have any eggs out there that need scooping your boys got you covered
We aired the scoopers. This is gonna be like our logo this is gonna
Be like our brand like scoops a regular reboot, so this is a harder world
Do you want to do some more from noisy notebook or yeah? Let's do one more from noisy notebook, okay?
That's that save the over doing Ryan Gosling movie oh
Sorry that completely fluid man. Oh, don't worry. It was a shit one
Those are the pencil sharpener ESMA, Shama, okay? You're a just shopping some pencils born ready
also, born free like the grass
feeds
so we need to
So somebody needs to be a pencil
You may
Make me sin, PJ here. We go make me a thin thin boy
Yeah, I'll do the other side good. Good for a really look like you got a bowtie as well
I haven't complimented little look at these Karen
Yeah, you haven't you haven't really done much me you look like you've like a ball sack hanging from all right. That's just mean okay
Winky face, you're right. Yeah. It looks like the Rick and Morty mouse
oh
Wait let's be fair you do need that oh my god. Al oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah wait no my pencil
We gotta get the pencil in there, so you need to be a scooper boy. Yes
Oh, well if you actually hang on a second if you
take your fin end to me and
snip al that is
Go team go deeper go deeper. No. No I didn't like a deeper down to my
Bowels to your core to my core, okay?
And I'm gonna give you like you have like a little tapered edge now
So if it doesn't go straight in has a little slighty room love of a roof error, so so
Engineers that's what we are right now drop a pencil on me boy love that. Oh my god, and it won't fall
There's no way that's falling out. We can't lose. We're just too good at this game
We'll find a way to do so how do we?
You need to I need I'm trying to you. Okay, so it's kuchipatchi there you go wait poof
Oh, hey, that's sharp enough look at that. Go that is not how those sharpeners work
You know that was a very quick shuffle that wasn't quick death yes
Hey, hey, hey pretty like the day you were born like you dead.
(Outros- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe)
Think we're ready for retro reboot right let's go retro.
