Jello booty, I got a jello booty!
Hi guys it's literally me , Kim Kardashian and today I thought I'd do a little jello diy video for booty implants. Heyyy.
We're gonna make implants out of jello so if you've ever wanted a bigger voluptuous butt like me now you can get one!
So I've already-(gco) Hey Kimmy, do you have any theraflu I'm kinda feeling under the-(gco) KYLIE get your flapping lips out of here I'm making a video!
Okay, like I was saying, as you can see I totally already prepared a bowl of jello
If you wanna know how I did mine, I made one box of jello, you can choose whatever flavor you'd like.
I chose cherry and I added two cups of insecurity, one teaspoon of manity, and one pint of self worth
anddd whatever else you need to get rid of to get a big fake booty..
like all of your pride and morals.
Now, once you found that, we're gonna shove all the jello into two plastic baggies as such.
So, yeah, we're just gonna keep spooning it in there... I'm a pro when it comes to handling big spoons.
You can use other stuff instead of jello if you want, like greek yogurt, or Khloe's face, or
even like pudding, you know literally whatever you wanna use that's like thick and slimy.
Also, you can use whatever plastic bag you like- if you're on section 8 welfare, you're
probably using a Kroger bag or something and that's totally fine.
Whatever you gotta do to get that booty girl!
Just make sure there's no holes in the bag, nobody wants a leaky booty.
Okay, now once we've filled both baggies, we're just gonna tie them both up in a knot
and then we'll have two jelly bags that we're gonna shove into my panties- to make our new fat booty.
So, I dont need a new booty cause mine is already soo bootylicious
but, I'll demonstrate anyways.
So, just stick them into your tight undies-- and make sure they're tight so your implants dont slip out!
Think of each bag as a cheek or booby-
that's right, this also works as new breasties for all you small-titty-bitches.
Now that ive got both jelly bags stuffed in my lady drawers
I'll just put my leggings on and voilà! I have a chunky-cherry booty!!
twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk
Whaddaya say? You can tell that my booty is real.
Hey there you swagged-out rich gangster rapper-- whoops [giggles]
Excuse me, I accidently dropped my "Plan-B" pills...
Well there you have it uglies, DIY implants.
I honestly think im a pro at this DIY shit, I'll probably, literally, go viral. Hashtag kims jello booty.
I hope this will help all you complaining-broke-ass-no-booty-having-flat-chested-hoes out there.
You're all totally welcome, Kim Kardashian has saved the day!
Thanks for watching. Dont forget to like, comment, and subscribe.
Now get out there and jiggle that jello junk in your trunk.
Fun fact: my jello implants also make for a great on-the-go snack!
Mhmm that was so fucking disgusting.
