I, uh, have never actually enjoyed anything quite as much as that.
(Everything, you fucking retard.)
Giddy ogre faggot, oh...OH...OH...OH...
OH, I SAID THE F WORD!
OH!! AUGH THE MEDIA IS GONNA TAKE ME DOWN!
GAH! (seriously, what the fuck did you expect.)
I dunno what just happened there.
Also, I-I am stuck and I cannot get back up.
Hah!
I can't get up.
OW!
Hahaha! I can't get up.
UGH!
(some faggot's username)
"Brett, sort your connection out, mate".
As I have dropped 0 frames...
...and am having a flawless stream barring Twitch being a PIECE of shit.
Sure to do that just fer' you. (yeah, right.)
Fuck boy.
NO.
NO, NO YOUR BOAT, GENTLY DOWN THE FUCK.
Nobody fuckin' wants that shit, get it outta the game!
Wait for it to cook...
(#icrievrytime)
Started raining 'soon as I tried to cook it...
...putting my fire out...
(I'm dead inside)
Aw gad...
Aw nawh!
Eh, dun blow u-
(No, fuck you!)
Ancient Shaft...
...safe to say it's been a while for that, man.
Infinitely appre...
...ciated.
(HERE COME DAT BOI)
(RKO!)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Link, this isn't fucking hard. (that's what she said)
Give me this rock this size ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ), put me in a meadow, I will push it up these bumps.
This is the most stressful thing ever.
Don't you DARE roll back down that fucking lake.
Hallelujah.
Hahahahahahaha.
Nahahahahaahah.
I'm gonna shove this club up your arsehole.
(Not gonna add subtitles cause this scene is too crude)
(Even Brett agrees with me.)
That makes me curious to read the rest of it.
Someone's screaming at me, "use the magnet".
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE IT'S MADE OF METAL?!
CUNT!
Do you like all the tinted rocks that, are like, within tickling distance but we had no bombs for em'.
Do you like that?
E-especially when those are gonna be the only form of health I'm gonna get.
Hopefully, there's even gonna be drops for em'.
'S good.
I'm Good.
I got more keys to spend on-
(That face you get when you realize you fucked up.)
(some cunt's bantering)
Well, I concur.
If you're expectin' me to do everything you want when I'm on stream that I'm running for the entertainment of many people, you're a fuckin' arsehole.
Suck my dick.
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
(Brett's face doe.)
UUUUUUUUH, noface60 with $1, "Brett getting the most lucky Lost run Pre-Holy Mantle ever"- yep.
I think you donated that before you could see what had just happened so yep.
PPPPPPPPPAHHH YOU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...
RIGHT ON ME.
RIGHT...
...FUCKIN' ON ME!
I am fucking retarded.
Regret that-
-choice.
Spelled,
I'm fucking retarded.
Really, (insert username here)?
Me??
(too fast to translate)
-on, who's retarded, it'd be you, cause you'd be a fuckin' expert, for first-hand experience, you fuck.
I say, walking into, a spider...
...I'll shut up.
NOOOOO, NO, NO, NO NO NO.
Ohh, don't fear him please, cause he's gone away and I don't know where he is now.
Where is he?
Where the FUCK is he!?
This is how it ends.
*table slam*
MOTHER FUCK!!!
(#2sad4me, subscribe to share the feels.)
Welp... that's about that.
That's my Lost run luck done for like the fucking next year.
Oh, my inventory's full, that's what yer' saying.
"Brett, please read your comments".
he says, right after Brett has been fucking responding to comments for the past FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.
I'm on PS4. You heard it hear first, folks.
I'm on PS4.
I'm on PS4, you heard it here first.
Anyway, about that rule 34 discussion.
Why the fuck is Simpsons goddamn porn so... so... so bloody common and popular, I don't understand it
like, it's not attractive art and yet people fucking-
-oh another one of these?
i-i-i-i-it'sa bugh.
I dunno, 4chan scares me, is what I'm tryin' to say.
Why.
Is Homer porking goddamn Marge with his goddamn fucking Twinkie cock
POPULAR?
Oh, Vore. Yeah, I needed to hear about that again.
It's not like TomatoGaming triggered that shit like by a- by a fucking millennium.
Anybody watch Tomato- no -TomatoGaming streams, just spam Vore porn into his goddamn chat because that's all they talked about for an hour straight.
End my life.
Fucking- within the same frame of the game!
This and that!
WHAT?
You insane fuck.
(....wut?)
*BAP!*
*CRASH!*
'Scuse me while I fucking fix this.
Get ya-
Professionalism...
...at its finest!
*BAP!*
Apparently there's comments of "that ass".
What?
Uh, do we have-a da booty?
You're goin' ta fuckin' see it again, cause I gotta fix this
FUCKING
SCREEN!
Scudknuckle(?),
with five dollars,
"Chip was a right cunt in Unleashed"
I mean yer'-
-yer' right.
Yer' not wrong, I just didn't expect to read that.
Hah!
TheAssMan with one dollar
"What is the circumference of my gaping ass hole?"
Fffffucking... jeez...
That one came out left field.
"When you fuck a bee in the back of your mind you hear 'YA LIKE JAZZ?'"
(u fukin' wot m8?)
"Check out A Serbian Film"
What is this, some fucking beginner's course to disgusting? Everybody's seen Serbian Film.
I'm not-
-arguing that it's fucked, 'cause it is...
...very...
...in fact...
...but...
...c'mooooooooooooooooooon.
My tear rate with cancer, have you seen it?
...anyway...
...Uh, I'm gonna-
(you silly boi)
...I'm just gonna go ahead and move the microphone outta the fucking way.
*TABLE FACEPALM*
Fffffucking, Jesus Christ...
"And wouldn't Isaac technically be into unbirth?"
Yeah, literally, we're a small boy committing unbirth right now, actually.
Goddammit!
Shut up, chat!
Pah! That is your fault!
(nope.)
-Well.
Boy.
That.
Really.
Just.
Went.
It.
Kept goin'.
(NAH.)
...Yaoi?
YOOOOOOOOO
"By the way, whenever you think you're not funny, unlike my stupid wife-to-be."
"#slaydaddy".
That's a good way to start a relationship.
You- uh -you insulted...
...not even low-key, you just outright insulted your future wife,
on a donation in front of 2,700 people, roughly, that is...
That's the foundations of a- of a- of a solid,
SOLID marriage.
It's a crime tha-
...It's a crime Curse of The Maze works as frequently as it does.
Uh, it's a cri-
...You just made me go through a door that's not even fucking open!
(yeah, m8.)
Now you're really fucking getting on my bastard nerves!
(k.)
I'll finish my bastard thought if this stops doing it also-
-OOOOOOH, YOU CUNTING FUCK LORD.
*CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
Alright, what the fuck's this one?
(Yeah, no.)
(???)
What the fuck's your idea of a bad night out??
WHAT. (that was my reaction as well.)
Ah, fuck it, I'm taking this with me.
Fuck Dad's Key.
WHAT
THE FUCK
IS
GOING
ON!?
We have discussed...
...nothing but porn...
...and people keep throwing triple digits this way,
I'm confused...
(:T)
That physically hurt my brain.
(Nah.)
You know what?
I'd like to DIE.
What the
fucking
fuck did I just read and unfortunately visualize?
"Hercules, can you do streams on pornhub?"
Well, Cowchop's already on there, I believe,
I mean, fuck, If I can ask him to get on a stream one day with this kind of topical conversation,
I think we'd go full circle and the partnership and the collaboration would be fucking inevitable.
Ya know what, I actually gone through most of my life without seeing Lord of the Rings rule 34.
Oh, in the comments.
"Use the Jera on the soul hearts."
Man, it sure is- it sure is a good thing I haven't already said out loud that I plan on doing that, thank you for, giving me this plan I never could have thought up of it on my own.
I mean, my god!
Your such a genius, I mean-
How did you come up with that one? It's almost as if you had someone whisper it in your ear. There's no way you could have come up with it by yourself, really, but that's genius!
Where did you hear that plan?
Was it ME?!
OiChuckItInMeGash, with $4.20, "I could drown a wombat in me knickers right now, you sexy man".
What in the fuck is that name and message?
Why am I Ethan in Hila Shrine?
Why is it ladder simulator all of a sudden?
Are we gonna get the remaking of Ladder Goat?
There's the decade old joke.
Exit won't spawn, the um...
...the path down.
I'm convinced it's gonna happen.
So,
I'd like to be wrong.
*BZZT*
Uhhhh...
Did that come up on your end?
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