Top of the mornin' to you laddies my name is Jacksepticeye and
Welcome to a game called: Duck Season. Now, we've all had that game when we were younger: Duck Hunt.
We all remember it, right?
Some of you might not but a game that you got that, you had this little gun and you have the shoot things on the
screen and you, well, shoot ducks specifically
And then a little dog would hold it up and be like, "Ah, look what you got!" It was very fun!
It was very revolutionary for the time 'cause you had this thing and it was fuckin crazy.
But, this-this is Duck Season mom has come home, and she's rented out duck season for a day
And you have to make the most of it in that day, and this was recommended to me by Robin.
He said it was good and apparently it's kind of a horror game. I'm not sure-
I don't know how it's gonna turn into a horror game, but I'm curious to find out and it's Halloween and it's October
So I'm feeling like getting spooked but, *Gun Shot* Enough talkin'! Let's get in and play level one!
So you- it- it's kind of like um...
You-you just have a day to get as far as you can, I think I'm not sure.
Oh God! Oh God, Hi!
Fucking hell...
Oh my God!
I'm actually in the TV! I could see myself out there doing the things!
Holy fuck that's cool!
Oh my God! And everything's like a set in here. It's all like, lights, and it's just an actual backdrop, it's not a whole game.
Hi... friend! What do we do? "Pull Trigger" Okay?
Oh yeah! "Pump The Slide, Force Grab Shell"
What? *Gun Shot*
Oh!
Oh, you mean like, oh!
You mean force grab, okay.
I thought you meant I had to use some force to grab it. Okay!
"Round 1 Ready?" You bet your fucking sweet doggy ass I am.
Do I-do I have to.Do I have t..... Oh. *Gun Shot*
Okay! I am ready! Do I have to shoot you! Okay, no wait for ducks! Where are they? * Quack* *Gun Shot*
*Gun Shot* Okay, this is hard! *Gun Shot* *Quack*
This is very hard! I need to put some more shells in. Here we go! I'm not very good at this! Hold on!
Where'd he go!? Son of a bitch!
*Gun Shot* Oh boy! Got him! Thanks buddy! Go get 'em.
*Gun Shot* *Quack* *Quack* *Gun Shot* *Gun Shot* I'm ..bad at this! *Gun Shot*
It's hard see where the fuck he is! *Gun Shot*
Woah boy, look at him go!
Got him!
Okay, the ducks just sit in your fucking truck. *Constant Quacking*
*Gun Shot* Oh yes! Look at them! That's creepy! You having fun little boy? *Triumphant Laughter* Oh!
Okay, you gotta reload! You gotta reload! Whoo!
Okay, I don't know- *Gun Shot*
-How this is supposed to be a horror game of any sort but, whatever.
Okay, bring him up! Bring him up! *Gun Shot*
I'm amazing! I'm the best at this! By the power of flamingo shorts. I will-
*Gun Shot* -kill thy!
*Gun Shot* Yes, it's hard to aim! The fucking, the headset gets in the way!
Oh, I did it!
Can I shoot the kid? *Gun Shot*
No ._. *Thump*
Oh! That's where they're going, I get it.
It's hard aim like this. Oh, what did I do?
Huh, it's to aim like this because it could the fucking headset gets in your way. How am I supposed to do that like this?
Okay, I was just wasting a shell. Thanks very much.
HA! *More Quacking* Ba-Boom! *Gun Shot* Ba-Boom! *Gun Shot*
Okay, okay watch this. *Gun Shot*
Ohhh Mama! Whoom! I'm the best at this! 'Aint nothing stopping me!
Ohhh fucking two for-!
*Gun Shot* *Gun Shot*
Oh yeah! *Evil Laughter*
*Gun Shot*
Oh, I'm sorr- I'm not laughing. *Laughter*
*Quack* *Gun Shot* *Gun Shot* *Quack*
Get him! *Gun Shot* Get him! Fucking, knock him dead! Look at all these ducks!
I'm gonna open up my own restaurant, my own duck restaurant!
*Gun Shot* *Gun Shot* *Gun Shot*
Where'd he go? *Gun Shot* Where'd he go?!?
*Gun Shot* *Gun Shot*
Fucking heaven that's where he went. Oh, yeah great.
Oh, oh, you're lucky I have no fucking ammo left, dog. I could have kicked the shit out of you. Okay I'ma try it like this.
*Gun Shot* *Laughter* *Gun Shot*
Shit! Okay- *Gun Shot* Ohhhh!
You think you're gonna get away! You think you're gonna do it, but Jack comes back to shoot you the fucking face. *Gun Shot*
*Gun Shot* *Laughter*
I've actually gotten real shotgun shooting in real life. I've actually well- haven't shot ducks.
*Gun Shot* *Gun Shot*
I've shot clay pigeons though. I wasn't very good at it, but I did it. I felt cool!
*Gun Shot* *Gun Shot*
Fuck yea! Dude, I'm a Speedy Gonzales motherfucker!
*Gun Shot* *Gun Shot* *Gun Shot*
Where do you think you're going? Nowhere! Your going to fucking hell!
We did a dog-a-tron! We did it.
Oh, wait! Do I have to go back out now? Oh man I some fun killing all the ducks! Oh, an hour went by.
*Door Bell Ringing*  Kid: Aw, yeah!
Is this an ad for duck season? [How about thiss]
*Laughter* Top of the morning to ya!
Hi Mom! *Quacking* *Gun Shot* *More Quacking* *Gun Shot* *Laughter*
That's a really well-made ad.
*Gun Shot* *Laughter*
*Gun Shot* 360!
[Yeaaah duck season!]
Okay he-he shot the screen.
"Battle Bros"
I have Duck Season it's pretty good. Man, the level of detail in this is insane!
"Play level two" Okay apparently this game gets weirder and weirder as time goes on, so-
We'll see what happens, I guess
Shoot Mom! Shoot Mom!
Don't shoot mom mom's nice mom got me a game
Oh wait we're back in for level two Mister hi hello, mr. Dog! Fuck you!Fuck you fuck you! I'm missin!
You see what I mean? Got 'em!
God he was a low-flying one. He thought he could get away, but nothing never gets away from good old Jack
You see what I mean? got 'em!
Put the shell in! Thank you shelly!
Where you come from? Oh, you didn't even have time
Can you get down?! You're confusing me!
Fuck yeah- Beasts! Be- did we do it? Okay more.. Oh it tells me down here
Niiice!
Dude I've got the force, why am I using a shotgun? I can just chokehold these ducks
Boop-a-doop-a doop oop
killing ducks
Boop a doop a doo doo I'm the best  Gonna kill some ducks!
robin redbreast
Fuck yeah! Look at em go!
I'm an animal!
Dude, I'm getting fucking good at this
I'm getting real good at this Mr Dogo. Oh, that's the round over okay next round! We're on round three!
Watch this- Watch the speed at which I kill these ducks
You see this shit?! Do you see how calm and composed I am?! It's almost like I was destined for murder!
Oh! Oh!
OH!
OHHH! Thought you could get away, I thought you were going to get away, but no one ever escapes Jack!
Fuck it's all your fault dog!
It's all the dogs fault
Fuck me- I can't aim right with this thing! Where'd he go?
There we go, that's what I like to see that's the murder I know and love!
Did we do it? Is that the end of the round? Thank fuckin' Jesus..
Aw man I wanted to shoot the dog again.
Shootin' the dog's the best part! *laughter*
Okay, what's happening now?
I beat level two mom!
What's my score? Did I get a really good score?
Aw fuck yeah
Wait are you actually just delivering them for duck food?
That's kind of fucked up okay, nothing weird is happening yet. Oh, I got a juice box oh
Ohhh yeah, let's taste that sugar
Hey mom!
You- You like cleaning up after me? you like- You like cleaning up a mess?
Hey mom!
Mom!
Do you want to play some Sinatra? Cause I don't! Clean  it up!
Mom, I don't like this truck! This truck's all dirty. Give me a new one!
MOOOM!
Hello! Hahaha *gun shot*
Are you ready for another fun filled adventure of shooting ducks?
What are you doing? Yeah, I know to shoot them!
That's what I'm trying to do! I did it see? I know what I'm doing I'm not a stupid!
You think I'm a stupid?! The dog thinks I'm stupid D:
I think the dog's stupid
Like a trained assassin! look at the steely determinated look in that guy's face!
Why're you pointing backwards though?
Imagine if you just look behind him and there's a murderer comin' up behind him.
That'd be kind of funny! >:D
You know what's not funny? Missing ducks!
I know people tell you to duck, but this is fucking outrageous!
On for another rooound!
Whoooo's ready? Bring it on down Mr. duck Doog!
*gunshots*
Those ones are hard aiming up into the air like that. That's a bit hard. I-know I'm not trained for that!
I don't need no that one thanks <:D
Easy easy easy EASY! easy peasy!
*Laughter* Oh ho ho! I don't even know if this is lining up properly for you guys to see-
I'm just using my right eye. But I don't think it lines up properly in VR. Whenever you guys see it
Shit
There we go! Okay- fast ..fast.. fast ..you see this like a well-oiled machine!
Oooh! I'm like a fucking duck killing factory over here. What's up? You want to go?
Oh Yes, oh yes!
I don't like you dog! I don't like you! Or anything you stand for. Another level in the bag. Fucking genius
I think there's only like 12 levels because it does this
So we played three levels and we're at three o'clock
Oh!
[ In-Game Tele] Lone Wolf!
[ Tele still playing ] Oooh! This is awesome!
Lone Wolf! [Tele... Still.]  I have my own Lone Wolf
Pew pew pew pew!
Heh his head fell off!
(Dear heavens when will the Tv stop)
*World Class Dancing*
Hehehe
He was just holdin' bricks that time
[Figures each sold separately blocks not included.] Oh. What did you guys see that? everything started to glitch!
I dunno what's happening that was really weird everything started to glitch...!
Okay, lone woolf! Look how fucking cool he is! I want my own lone wolf... Oh he shoots!
Aw mom!
Ah hahaha! Wait watch this! Paboo! MAAAAAAA
I can't hit mom
Okay, okay, put down lone wolf, I don't want lone wolf anymore. I want.... Can I have something else I don't want Lone Wolf!
[In a German-Russian accent] Hello, little boy! Do you want to touch inside your own brain?!
Ahh, reach inside and touch the brain! Oh the girl is gonna
See my face eat it ahhh tastes so good...  two ducks one shot. What're you gonna do about it I'm a fucking genius!
Oh you could touch the wall all you want, but the only wall you need is the wall of death!
Boom! Booom!
Fuck yeah, best round so far. Did you see me, good dog? I've fucked a lot! Watch this shit
Who knew that this would be the game I'd be good at?
All these other games where you need aim and everything see in real life I can aim no fucking problem!
Oh yeah mouse and keyboard? Nah. Don't need it. I can just watch this shit! watch!
Fuck yeah!
When it comes to actually aiming, Jack's best! Jack's a beast!
I've got you in my sights
Okay, now what's gonna happen is my whole world gonna be melting crumbling away should be 5 o'clock now dinnertime
Ah four o'clock nevermind
Ohhh- O_O
Fffuck
Oooh God!
Oh I don't li-WHAT IS THAT?!
*Crying* Oh Jesus.... I don't like this
I don't like it- That's a giant slice of pizza!
AHHH OHM!
I can actually eat it. I smacked myself in the lip with my controller. Ah ow I really just wanted pizza! mister dog!
What's going on?
Oh I could shoot balls now...
That's a thing
*Nervous laughter*
I knew this would get fucking weird!
Oh hoh hoh Why?
Where are the bubbles commin out of?
*Adorable ball noises brought to you by Jackaboy*
Yeaah ahaha! [ Is that a Spongebob laugh holy crap ]
Ahahaha!
I don't like this... Oh wait, that's me asleep!
Boy!
Boooy wake up! ...I'll shoot you right in the ass!
Hi... Can you... Can you- Ooh
Oh God did she just say "Have you seen the knife?"?
UM I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE KNIFE IS
But I'm kind of worried that the dog has it and he's going to come to our house and kill us... Moom!
Why'd you buy me Duck Season it's fuckin weird!
You know what'd be really cool?
If I get into a level like this and all of sudden I turned around behind me and the dog was in like the house
behind the boy with like a knife I think that that's what's gonna happen..
I'm scared for you little boy cuz you're me
Okay you gotta pay attention
This is all- This is all fake... Three left
Boom!
Bah!
Fuckin' three shots! Three kills!
What's up? What's up?
If I could drop the mic I would
I don't have a mic though. Uh- Why're we-
Why am I facin' this way now?
We're okay
It's another ad, let's see what's on
....Lone Wolf?
*laughs* what the fuck
ah hahaha!
Ooh my god!
*laugh*
Oooh my God
Aww Jesus
Stop
Oh you found the knife? Okay good
What's up dog?
I did it!
Can I go back into my house now?
I hope mama's dinner ready. She been fuckin' preparing dinner for like 5 hours!
Where's my damn casserole mom? Okay six o'clock we're halfway there.
Oh! Eatin' without me are we? That's all you were making was a fucking sandwich?! wait what's going on? Just breaking news
Uh oh
All that at six- But I need to know!
Oh God the dog is doing it isn't he? The dog is going around to all the houses and he's killin all the people.
Oh God- Wait what are these?
What're these? Skull snacks!
Can I actually- Open them- EeAgh!
I want 'em!
I wanna eat 'em!
*Strangled cat noises*
Okay, I can't eat my skull snacks. Oh my fuckin pizza, though!
Om!
Thanks mom! I love pizza!
Ooh that's a good one! Just call me a regular ole' pizza boy!
Thanks mom!
Mom!
When's dad coming back?
He went out to get coffee five years ago
Where is he? I want my dad!
That's him in the picture. Do you remember- do you remember what my dad was like?
I wish I did..  Wait- There's a doggo snack? Do we have a dog?
Oooh God it gets spookier..
Okay! Well I'm gonna leave this episode of Duck Season here! I'm excited to play more of that
I wanna know what's actually going on . Because it seems like everything's getting more fucked up the more
I come out of each scenario
So by the end of it it might be a case where the dog is actually in your house
Trying to kidnap you or kill you or something like that. That's- that's exciting
I fucking love that idea that you're in the game, but while you're in the game
You can turn around and see yourself outside the game
Like in VR through the TV and everything in the TV is like a set rather than being a game
So maybe I'm not actually going into a game. Maybe that's just the dog murderer in a location. I don't know that's cool
I like the idea behind that and when you're actually in the game, and you sense all the environment around you
It's really bizarre because it actually has a solid sense of place everywhere and also aiming the gun
It's- It's a little weird probably to look at from your perspective
But in my perspective when you're actually lining it up like that
I can hit some of those shots really damn well because it's lined up perfectly so
Good job a-ah the game is a lot better than I thought it was gonna be... Anyway
Thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS!
And... High fives all around.. WAPOOSH WAPOOSH!
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes... IN THE NEXT VIDEOO!
I hope that dog doesn't come and kill me... I'm a nice boy..
