There's 2 things that I love on the Internet:
🆎ortnite,
and Russian children.
🆎ortnite because is just this amazing game,
and it definitely has one of the
best communities in the entire planet.
>when your mom no let you to buy V-bucks in 🆎ortnite
>top 10 fist fights
*OOF*
And Russian children because of their, uh.
And Russian children because of their, uh..
And Russian children because of their, uh...
And Russian children because of their, uh.
And Russian children because of their, uh..
And Russian children because of their, uh...
And Russian children because of their, uh....
"quick tempers?"
''so uhhh, you all, who are seeing this
part in the subtitles, so, uhh, get a job."
>when you see a comment saying ''get a job''
Now, one thing you came onto this video wondering,
"Why is Pyrocynical, the master of memes,
wearing a horribly dated meme on his shirt?"
That is because today, we are looking at a very old meme,
and that is of course,
everyone's favorite Russian child,
Misha.
[Leafy] Y'know I genuinely think that
this kids parents actually hate him.
*pewdiepiecopy.exe has stopped responding*
"Can't hear you, don't speak English." 
Shut up.
Now one thing I love on the Pyrocynical channel
is bullying children, it- *laughs self-consciously*
That's why I had 2 videos taken down and I was given
a strike earlier today,
because we love bullying children!
Like, some YouTube rep saw the ''bullying kids'' meme
and thought I actually dedicate
this channel to bullying kids
and they take the videos down.
''Makes a well informed game review analysis''
"Pyrocynical bully more kids" *bullies kids*
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ＷＨＡＴＡＦＵＣＫＡＲＥＹＯＵＤＯＩＮＧＷＨＡＡＲＥＹＯＵ
*bass*
So you got Misha's channel doing better than ever.
I find it quite ironic that
he is the one who's roasting people,
but he's probably the only person on YouTube
that gets bullied more than me.
So, of course Misha came into the trend,
and he created a 🆎ortnite song
and he created a 🆎ortnite song "for kids."
I-It's not for kids though, is it?
h̶͎͈̖͓͎̹̫̤̤͚͈̀̿͑̀̄̈́̑́̏͊̓̒̕͜͝͝į̵̦̻͇̺͎͈̼͚̎̆́͑͒̀̌͊̉̌̈̏̈́̚͝s̶̢̡̛̳̞͕͔̤͇̗͔͙̹͙͂̀̏̊͊́̿͘̚͜͜ͅf̸̧̨͍̞͕͙͇̔̿͂͒͒͐͗̓̄̄͐̑̂͘̚a̷͉͔̿̀͌t̸̨̢̹̪̞̯̦̲̬͕̠̫̰̩̻͙̉͋̆̄̓̈̃̋̐̕͝͠ḩ̷̨͖̹̻̠͙̻̠̣̫̖̝͓͚͑̈́̍͂̾̽̏͐̀̃̅̔́̚͘͝͝é̸̺̹̱̞͈ŗ̴̢̱̗̖͈̮̜̻͑̂̀̃̓͑͘͘͜ͅͅį̷̙̼̳̗̬͍̜̝̳͓͇͚̪̰̠̮̈́͂̑̍͗̿̿̏̽͘͜͝ͅs̵̛̝̗̎̉͐́͌̄̎̌́̊̅̀̃̂͝į̸̨̡̲͖̘̜̙͇̹̳͍̫͎͓̳̀̓̉͋̄͝ͅͅņ̴̧̘̜̘̙͖͉̖̥̞͔̲͖̤̤͎͈͓̤̈́̾̽̾͛̓̉̔̂̃̔̄͂̽͌̎͘p̴̲̼̺̝͒͒̊́̂́͝ŗ̸̤̞̻̜͇̺͇̜̎͠i̵̡̡̻͙̥̫͇̼͚͚̳͖̻̺̭͑̅̆̃͐͐̊̀̅͗͆͊͝ͅs̸͍͍͎̣̣͎̣̫̩͎̃ơ̷̢̡̧̮̥̠̬̥̜̽̈͌̍̽̔̋̽̔͌̈̏̕͝͝n̸̞̻̼̪̞̺̰͉̖̞̟͉̝̎̌͋͂̄͒͜͝
Of course it's a great video
when ratings have been disabled.
"You're gonna burn, alright?"
Not even a million views, disgusting.
He has a Discord server.
Let's what the top comment is.
*HAHAHAHA*
Right, let's try and watch this song.
Hey, its 'yo boi Jinx doing another live reaction.
[Misha] I'm back
alright
(content lol)
First thing...
Ah y'know what? This shirt I'm wearing,
this 'de wey' meme shirt, the Uganda Knuckle(s) shirt,
it's genuinely made out of fucking fiberglass.
Jesus Christ.
By the way, 🆎ortnite's a bad game-
One thing I'd like to mention, is
that he plays 🆎ortnite everyday,
still a default skin. (laughs)
What is the point, genuinely?
He put no money, he probably has no money-
He's Russian, trading potatoes.
And you wonder why you got
a community guideline strike
when you say shit like this in your video!
Is this a Pyrocynical video like a therapy session?
Great! A drone shot, Casey Neistat (style)
Why's he got a baseball bat?
There isn't even a baseball bat
in 🆎ortnite, I don't get it!
Why, why, I don't get it.
(autistic face and music) why is the pyrocynical fandom so mean cmon guys :(, (subtitler: this part is true)
Is that, wait, his shirt got just a Minecraft
pickaxe on it for no reason?
Oh my god, is that his own merch? OwO
OH. MY. GOD, that's his own merch!
I need to find, we need to find his merch.
he doesn't have any
(angry teabag)
Makes me so angry!
It's almost like he just straight-up
stole the pickaxe from Minecraft,
and then got a take-down notice from Microsoft
👏almost 👏like that 👏happened.
(more beautiful music)
He's not, like... I'm skimming through the video...
Does he even play 🆎ortnite at any point?
He's just dropping in(?)
The entir- That's it.
That's the entire video.
I like how the recommended video is
What great videos to have in my recommended!
👏This is the 👏content 👏YouTube 👏wants me to 👏see!
Am I in hell now?
After I get a community guidelines strike?
Like- YouTube is just punishing me?
ほよ しじ かちえん じぇん くば が ちぬ きえ
 さしあんか くお ｃｈｙん しゅつしゅ
メディアにはこれが表示されます
毛むくじゃら
What else have we got in my recommended?
Oh great.
How to get ten million views on a YouTube video.
X X Vine
Vines that keep me X
Vines that Y
Piss off.
I mean, it is quite amazing,
but to be fair, your name is
and your profile picture is Assassin's Creed
Who's the bigger loser here?
If you played Assassin's Creed after the
second game, you're a loser.
(le sad music)
Yea, what a- what a great comment section.
I T ' S  S O  C R I N G Y
1 2  Y E A R   O L D S
IT'S CRINGE ITS CR-
Misha has a let's play channel.
👏This is the 👏high-q-
Of course, it's-
P- auGH
It's not even Bonnie.
It's Minecra-
It's not even the bot, what.
The, the
"HAH, Pyrocynical,
where's Blue?
I haven't seen your rabbit in, like, 5 videos
He's dead, he's dead."
There's, there's genuinely people in the comments
that are saying my rabbit has died.
That's what happens, like
Uh, if-
I have a dog, if I don't show my dog
in the video, dog is dead.
It's Schrödinger's cat, but everything's dead.
Wait a minute, I'm outside Buckingham Palace,
but the queen isn't outside, she must be dead.
(explosion)
but the queen isn't outside, she must be dead.
Let's see, uh,
Misha's let's plays. He's done
"Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy."
Did he actually do it?
Did he do the entire game in f-
oh my god.
He has the golden pot.
Liar
That's so EPIC
[Felix&Pyro] THAT'S SO EPIC!
There's just nothing left to talk about with 🆎ortnite.
Like, you can't even roast 🆎ortnite
because the game's so dead now,
all I do on Twitter is reply to Fortnite tweets for impressions.
[re-recorded depiction of a lesbian crying (2018, colorized) ft. d e a t h]
SO funny.
I remember saying that joke to my friends when I was 7.
Now, I don't like Misha very much,
because he actually made a rap video roasting me a while ago.
[Misha] ''LeafyIsHere,''
''Pyrocynical,''
''Ricecum,''
''and Keemstar.''
''THEY ARE ALL-''
[Pyro] I'm still quite hurt by that.
Fortunately, I'm gonna move away from Misha now,
and we're gonna look at, uh,
Let's give it a watch, guys.
Uh, by the way, I've got a giveaway at 10 subs.
Alright, can we-
𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗂𝖼 𝗌𝖺𝗇𝗌? 𝖨𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗎𝖻𝗍𝗂𝗍𝗅𝖾𝗌?
It- It's like this kid wants to get bullied!
I don't even need to do the job for him.
He's got a shirt that says 🆎ortnite,
wearing a snapback and-
*laugh*
aviators.
[Alien trying saying words in his home (2018, real footage)]
V i c r o y s
Is Vicroy a word?
What is Vicroy?
Oh, of course.
When he said Vicroy, he meant
man with a saxophone
[Fun Fact : "vicroy" is the short term of "victory royale." This is an actual thing.]
There we-
[Fun Fact : "vicroy" is the short term of "victory royale." This is an actual thing.]
That's what he meant, of course.
👏How could I be 👏so un👏cultured?
I don't know, what's worse,
the fact like, these kids are this dumb, or
like, my entire career is bullying kids now.
He didn't even say-
He said Wii-
Ask Mommy for the Visa.
Yes, mommy can I have the Visa, please?
Not even to buy V-bucks, just so I can leave my...
Not even to buy V-bucks, just so I can leave my country.
What, why did he censor his face out?
Why is his face censored out,
when he drinks the-
Oh, oh, be careful, son.
You took your glasses off,
when drinking that chug-chug.
They can ID who you are.
Yeah, (snorts)
Let's protect the kid's identity, let's blur his face out.
Next shot, just show, geographically, where you are.
So someone can find out where you live.
It's great, it's great.
🆎ORTNITE!
I mean, you're call-
I mean, you're calling him a noob.
He has a suit, he has a job,
he has, probably, a loving family;
and you're a kid, rapping about 🆎ortnite in the street.
I mean, who's the noob?
In real life.
Who is the noob? Comment down below.
Please. I'd like to know your honest answers.
And the worst thing is,
you're all just gonna comment
"S o   g u y s ,   w e   d i d   i t" anyway...
*is no one going to make a comment about the backwards L*
Oh for fffffffffu-
HE GOT ME. OH MY GOD.
I WAS ROASTED BY A KID.
When has that ever happened before?
Uh, the last 5 videos, maybe.
I   w a n t   t o   d i e .
I know I say it a lot, I know.
Ｏ Ｋ Ａ Ｙ
Sorry, no, I don't want to die, I take that back.
That's an offensive term. That'll get me no ads.
I want to-
There we go.
Remember the 🆎ortnite short films?
How they say game-end,
'cause they didn't want to say die?
(10/10 dialogue)
They'll give me another strike anyways, who cares?
*Laugh*
(pyro having a vietnam flashback)
🎵 🆎ortnite, 🆎ortnite, what the poi- 🎵
And then he fell off the balcony and died. The end.
Thanks guys, thanks for watching.
🎵Whitewoods - Beachwalk (Zen Remix)🎵
I'm only kidding.
Child endangerment is a serious topic,
and that's why my last video got taken down,
and I got a strike.
It is borderline terrifying how big 🆎ortnite is.
And- and you just have the worst
kinds of people attracted to it.
It's like 🆎ortnite is a rotting carcass of a cow
and the community is all the flies swarming over it.
I don't know why, but for some reason,
if you look up "misha pokemon", a lot of the results say
he died.
Yeah, okay.
For God's Sake.
>me looking at my past
We have come full circle,
I am now the new Leafy.
I have resorted to bullying children for money.
Right.
I need content.
So we're gonna go on 🆎ortnite raps,
and sort from upload date.
We're now on the dark realm of Youtube.
The dark side.
*̵͍̓̓͋̑͌́̀̈́̾̏̑̈́͑̈́́͗͜͜͝s̸̱͐̓́̍̑͂̈́̀̏̎͐͌̋̄̔̿̍̅̚͠ͅa̴̱͉̜̬̰̹̞̐̒͌̎̋ţ̸̦̖͘á̵̢̛̳͔̅̅͆́̄̈̚ñ̴̨̡̢̙̞̬̣͕̫̦̠̠͇̥̿̂̀̈́͛̿̽ ̴̞͙̆̄̆̋́͌̀́̌̓̍͠͠ỉ̴͖̙̱̆̋̽̃̏̔́̔̔͐͊̂̂̒̀̿͘͝͠ş̶̞̥̬̳͒̿͒̂͝ ̸͍̅̍b̸̨̟͓̹͚͋̂̍ę̶̨̤̘͕͉̤̤̻̯̈́͒̊͛͆̿͛̓̔̏́͋͘i̶̧̡̛̫̥̭̰̩̻̰͔̗͔̹̺͎̬͋̉͛́͗̐̀̍̐͌̃̈́̽̍n̵̜̙̪͇̜̈̒̔g̴̢̢͈̩̮̲̝̘̘̟̪͇̬̠̟̝̋̃͂͊̊̿̅̎͒͆͐̎̕ ̸̧̤̠̹͌͆́͌͗̀̂́́̐̔͛͘͜s̶̨̬̩̻̹̥͙̳͎͚̼͇̎̇̎̀͒̇̆̍̅̈́u̴̙͖̺͈̝͔̟̲͓̝̮͚̓̾̊͆͠ͅm̷̢̗̱͇͈̼͉͕̪̄̒̊̾̉͘͘͜͝m̶̧̥͖̟̰̱̜̟͇͚̬͉̼͍̱̠͔͂͊͑̇̐̄̑̑̔̊͋͘̚͜͠ͅͅờ̴̖͖̪̅̌̀͊͌͒͋̊̀̔̊n̴̛̛͓̼̻͖͓͕̬͖͌̒̐̈́̓̂͗̓̓̽̉̃̈́̅̕ě̵̢̨͓̝̼̪͙͎̩͕̠̹͍̜͎̮̗͔̺̘̐͋̈́̋̆̎̃̓̐̾d̵̛̲̗͎͓̓̆͆̀͒̍́̓̉͝ ̷̜̾̒́̍̆̇͒̀̅̀́͘̚t̶̡͖̫̖̑͑̇̐̆̽͐͂͑̈́̎̈́̎̐͒͘̕͠͝h̴̡̛̹̹̱̭̺̣̥̰̰̦͚̲̤̓̈́̒͆̍͑͒̃́͂̓̇͛͒̆̎̊͘͠r̸̨̧̙̯̦̯̱̺̩̙̗͎̗̮̖̣̭̘̲̤̍̇̄̑͛o̴̧̬̩͎̲͔͖͍͉͑͂̈́͛̀͌̂̆͌̏́͜͝u̶͎̤͕͎̦͐͊͂͆͊͛̾͊̑̑̀͠͠ġ̶̢̛̪̤͎̣̹̩̭̰̈́̽͌̃́̓̈́͝h̴̡͕̙̹̤̮̥̼͍̞̙͒̍̎̈́̈̐̊̉̎̆̏̈͝ ̵̧̧̢̥͇̬̦͎̤͚̭̗̰̮̳͋̄̅̈́̍͆͐̀̏́̌͆̎̉̍̄͑͝͝ͅͅ🆎ơ̴̲̜͓͋͒̉̍̋͘͜͠r̷̢̠̤͕͈̙̖͕͓̳͔̺̩͖̲̥̫̪͓̙̋͊̊̆̓͑͝ṯ̴̡̨̛̪͉͖̱̜͂̔̑̾̓̄̂̅̐̕͝ͅn̷̮̟̗̹̹͚̱͇̣̰̻̬̩͍̎̎̄̿̊̍͜͝͝i̵̢̘̤̫̞͚̫̠̯̠̩̜̔̂͋ͅt̸̢̬͓̙̦̻̪̘͙̳̙̻͓̿͌̓̄͝͝ȇ̶̡̧̬͚̼͌̇̐ ̸̲͕̍́̃̔̈̉̔̀͛̽̍̇̄ṛ̶̭̖̹̻͉̍̔̂̏̉̌̄͛̀̈́͗̉̋͛́̕͝͝a̷̟̺̬̪̣̬̻̜̖͊͝p̴̱͚̫̯̣̼̬̞̟̞̘̼̭̝̤̈́͒͐̏͠ͅs̶̳̙͎̞̤̯͇̲̯̫̬̃̄̐̓͋̐͒̎̍͝ͅ*̷̨̭̰̫̰͓̗͎̩͔̤̻͍͍̳̏̾̉͂̽͛͝
🎵I just don't know why, I'm so bad at 🆎ortnite. 🎵
🎵I die all the time. 🎵
'Cause you're a default.
🎵I gettin killed,
-and I get killed. 🎵
(What is he saying???)
🎵 So then I get killed
-and then I ask why? 🎵
🎵 Then they say-
[Pyro] It's like mumble rapping, but for
an 11 year old. I respect it.
🎵 [?] What you said? 🎵
🎵 I don't wanna die, nah. 🎵
Is this Drake? OH MY GOD.
This is Drake.
Ninja was right all along!
Drake was using Ninja to get into the Fortnite scene.
[Ninja] Drake saw that I was up
and coming in the gaming scene,
and he thought it was the perfect way to, just, tap
into another source of, of viewers-
🎵 They say 'git gud', then I reply saying 🎵
[Pyro] hAhHA
reEEPORTED!
There's a monster in Silent Hill 2,
it keeps killing me, I reported it.
I couldn't solve the puzzle in Silent Hill: Homecoming,
I just reported the puzzle,
hopefully it'll get game ended soon.
[earrape]
Anyways, bros, I hoped you enjoyed the video,
you are well-informed about how-
*̵̮̜͔̯͇̼̹́͑͊̇̐̓̊͆̒̔͗̕̚g̶̡̛̝̘͚̦̞͕̪̰͐̇̀̄̾͗͆͒͗̏̌͒̅̃̔͘̚͝͠ŕ̸͖̝̞́͛͐̍͗u̸̹͇̜̹͙̗̯͉̪̫̣̲͗̍̈́͊̉̐̔̊̔̃̓̒̈́͒̂̎̐͠ņ̸̡̗͕̩͍̘̟̊t̸̡̡̨̧̢̳͎̼̮̳̞̗̻͊̇̏͒͒̑͊̌̄̉̽́͠͝s̷̢̜̖͖͍̘̰̙͎͍̗̋̅̏̇̃̈͒̌̀̊̈́̽͝͠͝͝ͅ ̴̤̖̯̻̩̥̝̖͕͚̼̮̘͓̫̳̋̈́́͑͋͂͋͑̚͝͝ą̸̹͙̻̩̠̯̥̱̘̻͎̳̞̦̣͉̮͂̋͂̉ͅǵ̵̨̨̘͇̇̈g̷̯͍̦̝̜̬̖͚͉̯̖̠͓̺͔̥̞͆͗̄̈́̓͛̾̽͗̍̈́̉̓̓̆̏r̷̯͓͙̘͓̺̬̬̖̫̺̿́͗ͅė̴̢̠̹̬͚̭̟̪̖͖͇͖̖͕̩͓͎͓̂͒͛̊̈́̌̔͂̃̔̅̏̓̆͌͗͝ͅs̸̢̧̧̡̟̝̦͈͔̯̱̥̼̰̥̫̻̜̔͊̈̌͆͊̔̊͋̚͝ͅį̵̡̩͕͈͈̬̯͙̪͔̻̜͔̣̩̘̖̪͒̔͐̕v̸̨̢̰̜̹̮̭͙̘̯̺͓̞͍͐̔̾̾͑̐̌͂̓̈́͗͝͝ē̴̡̨̠̯͋̅̆̅̊͑͂̾̓͒̆́́̇̕͜͜͠͝ͅl̷̙͔͇̩͐̇̊͑͋͛̆͗̐͗̾̊̒͌̀̑͌̕͝ŷ̷̧̡̫̭̻͈͎̘̣͉̲̭̲̭̩͔̗͐̈́͊̾̄̔̇͊̈̕͝*̷̢̛̖̼̮͓̣̫̰̝̻̹͉̥͇̥̓̄̀̈́̄́͑͊̃͘̚͠
-good 🆎ortnite is.
And I'm so happy, that I made a 🆎ortnite gaming video.
I'm definitely gonna make more of them in the future,
because it's so well view-wise.
Subscribe to the channel, turn on notifications,
hit the bell, smash like, and-
Who actually cares?
'Cause I'm probably get my channel
shut down in the next 2 weeks.
I love you, goodbye.
🎵Whitewoods - Beachwalk (Zen Remix)🎵
if you see this, send help
🎵Whitewoods - Beachwalk (Zen Remix)🎵
*MY PARENTS SNORT 100 OF COCAINE*
[Morgz] I just dropped Paradise Palms 100 times,
*fuck off morgz*
and you, won't believe what happened!
