(playful music)
- Come on guys, the
Ender pearl is telling us
to head this way.
- (sighs) How much
farther's this stronghold?
It's not my fault I have chicken legs.
- Only the eye of Ender knows.
That's the beauty of it!
Now toss that pearl, Stan.
(glass shatters)
Well, we thank him for his sacrifice.
- Don't worry, I've got another one.
Hi-yah!
- Let's follow it.
(animal baas)
- Oh my God, you guys!
A pink sheep!
- They say there's only a
0.0841733265 percent chance
you'll ever find one!
(sheep baas)
- Aw man, the eye got stuck in that tree.
- Well let's toss something
up there to knock it down.
- Fine.
(chicken grunts)
- Daddy?
- Son?
- Gotcha!
Aw man, now meat?
- Behind us!
We've gotta be close.
- All right.
The stronghold should be
somewhere under this mountain.
Let's just dig straight down.
- Isn't that like rule
number one of what not to do?
- Great, I'll just head
back to the spawn point now.
I'll see you after you die.
- Ah ha!
A brick of mossy stone.
You know what that means.
- A tree and a rock
made sweet, sweet love?
- Just beyond this block is
a hidden underground fortress
with a portal to a magical realm.
Oh God, a silverfish!
All right, that wasn't too difficult.
Let's explore.
- Whoa, a zombie cell.
- Hey zombie, where's the end portal?
- Brains.
- You're gonna be quite disappointed.
- No hugs for you, zombie man.
Now onward to more exciting
death defying adventure!
Aw, a library?
I wanted to kill things.
- Come on!
We can still kill these spiderwebs.
In there!
It looks like there's an end portal!
- Wow.
The end portal.
I'm so excited. (yells)
- I too, cannot wait for the end.
- Pork Chop, will you kill
these stupid bugs, please?
- Die tiny bugs!
You go squish now!
- All right.
Once I plug this final
eye into the portal,
we're on our way to defeat the dragon.
Uh-oh.
- Oh my God.
(upbeat rock music)
