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Help! Help!
Is anyone out there?
Please help me
Oh shit hurry up
Hey jump in jump in
Hurry up man
Hey watch out man, Iv'e got a gun
Man leave her alone
Stay back mother fuckers
Go nigga go go go go
They're right behind us
Yo lets go, c'mon
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Yo yo, just calm your ass down bitch
I just saved your fucking life man
Calling me a nigga and shit, just calm down
And your out here running in the purge and shit
Your lucky I saved your life
But first of all
You need some fucking tic tacs and shit
Your breath is hot
First of all baby hey
Can a nigga get a kiss
Shit man, you feel me, I saved your life out there
Oh shit are you going to blow it
Shit I feel you baby
First of all who are you
Dave Chappelle
What the fuck
I"m going to tell you one thing
I am the senator of the United States
Hold the fuck up
Are you listening to me?
Ya I'm listening
I'm trying to shut down the purge operation
And that is why they're chasing me
And they're going to be coming after you too
Now I see why them niggas chasing your ass
You've got a bounty on your head
But you sexy as fuck
Damn
Yo I could look at you all day
But to be honest with you
We need to get the fuck out of here
Jump in the car
But can I trust you on this?
Hell ya baby you can trust me
man I'm like the king Don up in this bitch
You feel me?
Don't worry girl, hey I got you
Yo I'm going to help you survive out here alright
Cause the Purge is going to start tonight
So hey you got my back
I got your back, real shit
And if we survive tonight
You will be rewarded
Reward! Shit you know niggas we love the rewards
Shit you be giving me some good handful reward, you know what up
It will be your honor to serve your country right this time
You feel me?
Oh shit you getting hood up on me, I feel you though
It's a dead end strait ahead you've got to make a left
Better hold on to your seat it's about to get crazy in this mother fucker
Hold on!
Whoa! You seen that? you seen how I hit that dude?
You seen that? That's what I'm talking about!
Ya! That's what I'm talking about! You like that shit?
Do you realize you're going the wrong way?
Yo hold up you told me to bust a left.
Are you the fucking GPS now?
Are you with me or not
Shit!
I'm feeling busting a right ok?
Holy shit holy shit!
Oh damn, they are really after your ass man
Oh my god I thought you was joking.
You need to focus,  listen
There is going to be a bridge right down the road
And you'r going to go through a train track
After the train track you have to bust a left
And then we're going to go up stairs and there will be a roof top
Where we're going to be safe
But you have to make it out there
Bitch I got a nigga riding shit that's  covered in metal
All that damn shit, left right left bitch what is this?
Shit
Oh shit our tire is flat, oh fuck!
We got to go! We got to go! We got to go!
Look strait ahead there's the train track
You'll have to bust a left
I mean a right, a right right ,c'mon
Girl make up your mind
Make a left right? I'm going strait now
OK I'm going strait now, I swear to god!
You better give me the best sex for this fucking reward
Cause this shit is getting real OK, I'm not trying to die today
I'm trying to help you survive
Alright we going to get out the fucking car right now ok
Get your ass out the car, get out we need to get out of here
We need to go upstairs
Like you said, you said the roof top
So we going to the roof OK?
I don't I'm have a bad feeling about this, you sure the roof top is safe?
You sure? You sure?
I'm going to say that again are you sure?
Just get to the fucking roof top and hide
Listen here
These niggas got army weapons OK
I'm trying to survive out here. I'm not trying to get sniped
Hold up Hold up
Hold up wait a second
They right There They right there, hold up , wait wait wait
Just chill, don't say nothing
Oh shit!
They're coming up They're coming up! Oh my god!
We might have to go up to another roof top or some shit
They coming They coming! We need to get the fuck out of here
I'm not going to lie, I feel like I'm about to fucking shit my self
Shh they're here. You can shit when you fucking survive tonight bitch
(poop sound)
Oh shit that was a wet one
I might have to change my barney drawers
(sigh) your fucking killing me
I told you I had to go but they can't hear because the're shooting right now
But we've got to get out of here
Man I risked my life for you man
I'm out here trying to save your ass and shit
I was trying to go get some mother fucking Kool aid
Then you came and shit
But i'm not going to lie
You've got a fat ass booty, god damn!
Jesus help me
(giggle) please
All I could think of is you shitting you're self back there
Hand over the girl or you will both die
Hold up man hold up Gucci man
Hey, hey hold up bro
Hey just chill out we can talk about his man
Listen up we can talk about this
But yo, Oh shit
Two fucking birds over there having sexy, you see that?
Where?
Oh damn
You don't see it?
Get your ass down mother fucker
dumb ass bitch
Hey c'mon, c'mon c'mon Cinderella
Lets get out of here
Oh shit somebody coming, somebody coming somebody coming
Hold up hold up
Hey you, hey you right there
Hey you dropped something
You see it?
Where?
Oh ya, you like that?
Ya you like that ya go to sleep
Alright yo jump on jump on, c'mon c'mon c'mon
We got this, we got this
We got this hold up hold up
Hey homies I'm over here
Hey put your middle finger up
Put your middle finger up! Look gangta!
Now we've got to survive that's what I'm talking about
That's what I'm talking about
Now we've got to just survive girl
Hold up hold up, we've got this we've got this
Hold me tight, hold me tight
Grab my nuts
I mean not my nuts, hold my back
Shut up and focus
Look there's a place where we can get some guns
I've got a pink gun and I've got a gun for you
But you have to make a U turn now
Make a U turn!
Are you kidding me! Are you kidding me!
Now you want to talk about guns
Why you didn't tell me this earlier?
You should have told me this earlier
Go up stairs the guns on the roof
You don't got to tell me twice I'm going up right now
But I do got a gun but I don't got no bullets
I was just trying to scare them off
Damn senator, You a gangsta now
I think we killed em' all but there's more coming
We got to go
Actually damn I'm just going to jump dow-
Oh dog, damn my back!
Oh shit!
We've got to go
Keep running! keep running! They're right behind us!
Just keep going
They're behind us go!
Run for your life!
This it
Yo keep going
I think we've got this. I think we've got this
Just go strait go strait
Go strait
We've got this
They're right behind us
They right behind us! Don't stop till' you get enough
Don't stop till' you get enough, what I'm listening to?
Damn man that's savage
Man you guys killed her and made her fart
Thats fucked up
Shit fuck man, I got to get the fuck out of here
C'mon man shit
C'mon guys, Oh damn
I need to- c'mon bro!
Yo just stay back man!
Shit
Oh damn
You guys man, Oh fuck
Getting tired
Shit, getting tired
Oh damn not this agian
Oh shit!
Damn my back
You guys just never quit man just leave me alone
Open this shit
Oh damn, Yes the key's in here! Oh yes!
Get away from me get away
savages!
Ya bitch come get me now!
I'm out of this shit
Damn man i guess I cant get the reward
Well fuck it, I surviving out here
I got to go, hold up hold up
We got this we got this
Fuck that man. Oh damn!
I should have saved her but damn they shot her down
They shot her down
Jesus
