Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh, doh doh doh
This bit, uncontrolled
a bad bug made my system fall
this bug in the kernel, my kernel, my uptime ceases
Freaking, Spazzing
my managers mad it ain't pretty
I need caffeine a big screen
gotta fix the server in a jiffy
It's too hot
Hot patch
Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartma
It's too hot
Hot patch
Make a Sys Admin retire man
It's too hot
Hot patch
Said holy cow! Am I in a jam
It's too hot
Hot patch
Tellin' ya now it ain't that funny
 server's down
live patching hallelujah
whoo
live patching hallelujah
whoo
live patching hallelujah
whoo
Cause uptime funk gon give it to you
Cause uptime funk gon give it to you
Cause uptime funk gon give it to you
Saturday night and servers alright
Don't reboot it just patch
Don't reboot it just patch
Don't reboot it just patch
Don't reboot it just patch
Don't reboot it just patch
Don't reboot it just patch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Halt
Don’t reboot, init
Found a fix, grab code from git
Make a build, passed the tests
Julio! Make a patch!
Ride to Provo, Nuremberg, Newbury in the UK
We got Linux, and there's no doubt
Gonna fix that server in a jiffy
I'm all green (hot patch)
Called a Penguin and chameleon. I'm all Green
hot patch
Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman
it's too hot
hot patch
yo say my name you know who I am
it's too hot
hot patch
I ain't no simple code monkey, Nuthin's down
live patching hallelujaa, whoo
live patching hallelujaa, whoo
live patching hallelujah, whoo
Cause uptime funk gon give it to you
Cause uptime funk gon give it to you
Saturday night and servers alright
don't reboot it just patch
don't reboot it just patch
don't reboot it just patch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
before we leave
Imma tell y'all a lil something
Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up
Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up
I said Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up
Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up
Come on, patch
Get on it
If you stable then flaunt it
If you online then own it
Don't text about it, come show me
Come on, patch
Get on it
If you stable then flaunt it
Well it’s Saturday night and the servers alright
Don't reboot it. Just patch
Don't reboot it. Just patch
Don't reboot it. Just patch
Don't reboot it. Just patch
Don't reboot it. Just patch
Don't reboot it. Just patch
hey hey, hey, oh
Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up
(say whaa?!)
Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up
Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up
(say whaa?!)
Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up
Come on!
Hey
Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up
Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up
Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up
Uptime funk you up
