Narrator: In 1804, American heroes Lewis and Clark 
began a series of expeditions further west 
into what is now the United States.
Lewis: So Clark, It's been about a year,
we're about halfway there.
Clark: That's great, Lewis.
Lewis: I don't know Clark, 
it just seems that like we've had so many close calls.
Clark: I suppose so.
Lewis: That super person in the red cape is 
always there just in the nick of time!
Clark: Lucky us, I guess.
Lewis: When the grizzly bear attacked us, 
but he punched him away.
Clark: And I had jumped in the bushes ... as I told you.
Lewis: Yeah. 
Or when our canoe went over the falls, 
but the flying cape guy caught me and all of our supplies!
Clark: After saving me first and putting me up in a tree,
which I had to climb down, as I've told you.
Lewis: Yup. 
Yeah, it just seems like you are never there when he rescues us. 
Clark: I am. 
Remember the cave-in?
Lewis: Sure. I heard both of you, but it was pitch black.
Clark: Lewis, are you insinuating that 
I'm the super person?
Lewis: Oh come on, Clark. 
We are in the middle of nowhere and seven times, 
seven times he's come to our rescue and you are nowhere to be found?!
Clark: Na ahh.
Lewis:  I don't care I don't care that you're the caped guy. 
If you have super powers, let's just use them! 
It's not like there's anyone else around here anyway.
Clark: Okay. 
I guess I could fly us the rest of the way. 
But don't tell anyone.
Lewis: I won't. 
So, are you like from another planet or something?
Clark: Kinda. 
The guy who created me is from Canada.
[Epic hero music]
Really? 
Ahhh.
Asshole.
Narrator: It's true. 
Superman was created by a Canadian. 
Also, Sacagawea did all the work on those expeditions while carrying a baby. 
Proving that our women are tougher than Superman. 
