♪ Da das las yada yadas ♪
- Good morning.
- Slap me up, mama!
Slap my face and make me puke, dad.
- Now you go Trish.
- Good morning.
(group laughing)
- Good morning.
- Hello everybody.
Welcome to another rendition
of remember the name?
Let's play this game!
What did you say?
- Suffrage Jam Crash!
- Suffrage Jam Crash?
- Suffrage Jam Crash!
- [All] Let's Play this Game!
- Today it is this game Shuffle Grand Prix
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'cause that's fun.
- I'm gonna play that tattoo game again.
- It's fun, huh?
- So, we were talking about it last night.
- We were.
- And then we're all gonna go
actually get those tattoos.
- Yay, tattoos, tattoos!
- Can you imagine?
Don't ever do that.
Yeah, so today it's Shuffle Grand Prix.
We have Trisha Hershberger
and Whitney Moore.
- Hello.
- Hi, this is my camera.
Hello.
- Basically what we're
playing today is a game
that is best described as Mario Kart
in board game form.
It's a racing game in
board game card form.
We are going against one another
and the goal is to get the most distance
by the end of the game.
The winner is the person who has traveled
the most at the end of the game.
It is represented by these
distance cards, ding!
We'll put this one in
the middle of the deck
so we don't know what it is.
We all take turns flipping
these distance cards
and then like many board card games
there are hit points and we get to attack
each other and you'll kind
of figure it out as you go.
Is that the best way to describe it?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it comes with these
really nice play order cards.
- [Group] Yes!
- So when you're just learning
you have a cheat sheet.
- But the best thing
to know about this game
is that I'm gonna win!
(group laughing)
- Oh okay.
Now!
All right!
We all have two characters each.
We have a driver and a co-pilot
or a pilot and a co-pilot.
You play one at a time
and if you spin out after getting
four hit points on your tires
you switch your co-pilots.
My pilot and co-pilot today are
"Slingshot the Rocketeer".
When my top distance card is 75 or 100
I add one damage when attacking.
I'm just next level.
And my co-pilot is "Mae the Scientist"
because I appreciate the smarts.
And when damaged you inflict
one damage on your attacker.
So I'm offensive and defensive
and don't mess with me okay?
- Oh!
- That's pretty loaded up.
- Yeah, the co-pilot
doesn't go into effect
until they're your main, right?
- Truth!
- Truth!
- Can I say who I am?
- [Joe] Yes!
- I am "Lev the Spy" and
I don't know what that is.
Is it a hamster?
- That's a mole, right?
- Yeah it's a mole
- [Joe] Because he's the mole.
- [Group] Oh!
- That makes sense.
Okay, so he's holding
a mole and he's a spy
and when my top distance card is 100
I drop two more distance cards!
- Wow!
- Yeah.
- That's crazy.
- But I keep one and discard the other so.
Okay, and I'm also "Remus the Wizard"!
- [Group] Ah!
- I'm a little jelly.
- This is a wizard!
And Remus's special is
when he gets spun out
he keeps his top distance card.
- Cool!
- No losing the distance
that's pretty good.
- Well that's nice.
Whitney would you like to go next?
- Yes!
I am "Noodle the Cat".
Cat's can't drive but
they can in this game.
My specialty is--
- How big is the cat?
- He's driving a box.
- How big is that box?
- It could be a giant box.
- I mean it relativity
there's a mouse here
that's helping by drawing.
- How big is that mouse?
- By drawing on tires.
- That mouse is as big as a house.
- My specialty is copy any
other driver's specialty
including those not in the game.
- Oh, so you can do
whatever you want, great!
- I can do whatever I want.
When your top distance card is 100
you may switch specialties.
And the other one I have
is "Romero the Boy Hacker".
- [Steven] Oh, handsome.
- He's got robot arms.
- And he's very, he's
got a spend one trophy
on your turn to force another
player to swap drivers.
So guess what?
I'm getting Remus.
- You get trophies at
some point in the game
we'll bring that up when that happens.
- Wow!
(imitates baby talking)
- I'm gonna take them away from you.
I'm gonna take your wizard
Put your tongue back in
your gold star mouth.
- Do you actually stealing though
or are you just copying his abilities?
- This one says I can copy and
then to force another player
to swap drivers.
- Wow!
And I am driving today
as "Emma the Engineer".
Emma, while she's my main driver
all 25 distance cards that I draw
while Emma is driving scores 50 instead.
- Wow!
- And then my co-pilot is Katetana.
- Ooh.
- Katetana is the
musician and so the bard.
I'm the bard of the group.
Katetana, when your top
distance card is 100
you may play one additional ability card.
- [Group] Whoa!
- So I've got the lady driver team.
The lady lady team.
- [Joe] Yeah!
- And I'm ready to play.
- And I know Whitney was
throwing some smack talk.
- Yes she was.
- Earlier.
I'm gonna do the shush strategy
that I always do where I
sit here very unassuming
and nobody suspects me and then in the end
I come in for the win.
- Well now that you've
aired your strategy,
we know your strategy.
- Anyone that knows me
in a gaming video before
knows that this is my strategy.
- Maybe that's a Red Herring strategy
and she's using a different strategy
and she's just trying to screw us over.
- That's why they call
her "Trish the Fish".
All right, are we ready?
Are we ready?
- [Group] Yes!
- Trish, you were the last
person to go and makes sense
why don't you start?
- According to my play order card
I'm going to draw a distance card.
♪ Get your motor running ♪
I got a 100.
- Whoa!
- I like that rule.
Every time you draw a distance card
you've got to make a car sound.
- Oh yeah, that's right.
- That's our rule.
That's our rule!
- I like that, I like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Vroom vroom, okay rotate a--
- Vroom vroom!
(group laughing)
- Perform an ability.
Oh, oh yes.
How many did we draw in our hand?
- Oh three, everybody has
three cards in their hand.
- Oh gosh, I just didn't until now, sorry.
- I didn't either, okay.
Okay, let's see what I can do.
I can either perform an ability,
flip a card or discard a card from my hand
and draw something from my ability deck.
I am going to equip, armor plated.
Equip is absorb up to
two damage on any attack
and then this card.
So I have armor plating on my card
thanks to my engineer Emma.
And then I can choose to spend trophies.
I don't have any yet so that
marks the end of my turn.
- Wow!
- Okay, good turn.
- Wonderful turn!
- Great turn!
- Thank you, thank you.
And for your hand you draw another one
to make it three again?
- Yes, you should always have three.
- Okay, great!
- Steven!
- Okay, I'm gonna draw a distance card!
(imitates motor revving)
- [Blonde] Oh no, you've
got to get that checked out.
- Yeah, I've got to get a new carburetor.
75 is what I got.
And there's a horse with a fez on her.
Some kind of--
- Yeah, that's what that is.
- Duck, it's duckter.
- It's duckter horse.
Horse.
Perform an ability okay.
So let me see what I have here.
(Steven burbling)
- Oh, what you gonna do with these?
- I'll keep going when you
get to talk (motor noises).
- Can I use my other guy's ability?
- Yes, you can use any of these cards.
Not ability.
But these cards.
You can't use under.
- Yeah, any cards in your
hand you can play at any time.
- Yes!
- No matter who's on there.
- Yes.
(lips burbling)
- Hmph, all right.
- I could discard and
draw one from my deck.
I might discard.
- You better make the exact right choice.
- Duh!
- It's only the first hand, Steve.
- I know, I know it's just
the cards are just confusing!
Okay, I've discarded and I'm
putting a new card in here.
- We're just getting started.
So you're done?
All right.
- So you discarded and drew.
- I discarded and drew.
- Awesome, that was like a person's voice.
- That was a great card.
- 75!
(imitates car revving)
75, all right.
Well, like I said, I'm not holding back.
Y'all dead.
All right, let's see here.
What you got going?
You got some`armor?
- I do, I have two points of damage
that I can absorb with my armor plating.
- Wow, and then it dies?
And then that--
- Yes, and then this is discarded.
- Ooh, and you're in first place.
You know what, I want to get defensive
and then I'm gonna get offensive.
All right, so I'm gonna equip this
shock diamonds.
When I draw a 100 distance card,
I inflict two damage on another player.
Watch out!
Watch out!
- Okay (babbling).
(group laughing)
50!
- Ooh.
- All right, well I mean, she's a cat
so she's a little slower than everybody
in a cardboard box.
- She's just taking her sweet time.
- How slow is the cat?
- In a box?
50.
(group laughing)
I'm gonna do a trap.
Where do I put it?
- A trap!
I think you play a trap
on a person, don't you?
Or does it just--
- Trap, place next to the distance deck.
Oh, there we go,
directions are on the card.
The next distance card drawn
matching your top distance card
triggers the trap for two damage!
- Oh!
- Discard after triggered.
- Drawn matching yours, so yours is a 50,
so the next 50 drawn--
- [Blonde] Better not!
- So you're turn is done.
- Yep.
- Congratulations, good job.
- Thank you, thank you so much.
- Oh okay, I guess we're
only applauding some people.
- They're guests, they're the guests.
- All right.
- All right, back around to me?
- Don't get 50.
- Don't get 50.
- It's a sad car.
- Don't get 50.
- It's a 50.
(group screaming)
- But she's got armor
that absorbs two damage?
- So it's a 50.
I get two damage and then
discard after triggered,
so you discard that, I'll discard this.
- There goes her armor.
- And there goes my armor.
But I am at 150.
- Whitney has de-robed you.
- Get her done.
- Do you think it's
possible to get him done?
- No.
- Whitney's trap just got me.
- I'm a kitten.
- It is a kitten.
- So I think I am going to
burst into spontaneous choreography
and inflict three damage
on another player.
- Three damage!
- Retribution!
- Ooh, this game just got dirty.
- I also love that I'm
doing it with a flash dance.
- Can I respond with a thing?
- Is it an any time?
It's not an any time.
- Bah!
- Bah, black sheep!
- So you move back to one tire, baby.
- Wowee.
- Life is a highway.
(Steven imitates car revving)
- Oh, a little snail's pace 25.
I'll take it.
Okay, I'm gonna use this
Hippogrift action, susawam!
- I like the reference.
- And it allows me to steal the top card
from another player's draw pile.
I'm stealin' it from you, Joe.
- Good luck with that,
'cause I know that it's not gonna help you
because I know, 'sup, Elliot?
- No, this is super
gonna help me, hi Elliot!
That's the end of my turn, bud.
(mumbles)
- [Elliot] This looks really fun.
- Thanks Elliot!
- Yeah.
- [Elliot] Seems like you
guys are havin' a great time.
- You know, we are.
- [Elliot] That's good, I'm gonna pee.
- Okay, cool.
- [Elliot] Kay.
- Sick "Weekend at Bernie's" cosplay!
- [Elliot] Do you see this shirt?
- Are those beetles?
- [Elliot] One of the
ugliest shirts I've ever--
- Who's on it?
- I think I see Lasercorn on there.
- [Elliot] Yeah, it's Weezer.
- Oh, there we go,
- Oh, that's basically the same thing.
- It's so bad.
- [Trish] I was in a
Weezer music video once.
It was cool.
- [Steven] Did you know that, Elliot?
- Beverly Hills?
- The one where they're like,
it's that singing
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
- "Perfect Situation,"
- That one, that one.
- Check it, beep beep.
All right, well, 25.
- Looks like you and I are
going at the same speed.
- I'm gonna, oh, you
know, I'll just do this,
I'm gonna use my Wheelie
and I'm going to draw
one extra distance card.
- Wow, okay!
What a flex!
- [Steven] Yeah, weird flex.
- Whitney, your turn, my darling.
- Okay.
One-hundo!
(Steven screams)
- Wait, does your car actually
say toy-t-toy-toy-toy?
- [Group] Toy-t-toy-t-toy-toy!
- Trish and I are actually
in a stalemate now.
- We are, one for one.
- I gotta give you this.
- What is it?
- It's a present.
- Cryptolocker, it's a Nerf.
Occupy another player's empty equip slot
until they give you a
card from their hand.
- Occupy another player's empty equip slot
until they give you a
card from their hand?
- Right, and you know what,
I'm not going to give
you a card right now.
I will hold on to this, thank
you for the Cryptolocker.
- You're welcome!
- It was a thoughtful gift.
- It was a thoughtful gift, I think.
- All right, who's next?
- My turn.
- Do you guys remember Keyboard Cat?
- All right, goin' in.
- Did you guys see "Schindler's List"?
- I just thought about
Keyboard Cat the other night,
I just start giggling.
(group laughing)
- What was that?
- Oh, Trisha! She made a
car sound from her phone!
I love it so much.
- That was from my mouth, obviously.
And that was a copyright-free
car sound, too,
you're welcome, Valley Folk.
I had a hundo, I had a hundo.
- She's 3,000 miles.
- How fast are you?
- That's good math, Steve.
- 250.
- That's good math, okay.
I don't want to hit Whitney again.
- Or do ya?
- Or do you?
Because you'll get one of these guys
if you do that.
- No, no!
- I am going to play a trap.
This trap is Avant-Garde.
- Oh, this is for me.
- And this, in the next
100 distance card drawn,
I get to steal it, and
then that's discard.
- Wow!
- That's a good card.
- I'm not even going to four.
- Wait, you went a 100.
That's really good.
- Look at what you've done.
- Look at what you've done to your child.
- Okay, shall I?
My turn?
- It is your turn, sir.
- Vroom, vroom, I'm a car.
Yay, 75.
Okay, this is great.
- Is it people you know?
- I don't know who those
people are, I'm terrified.
- Okay, great.
- Okay (mumbles).
- Steve, your thinking sounds
have gotten so much weirder.
By the time you're 80, they're
going to be absolutely--
- I got it.
I'm gonna use this reproducibility card
that I stole from Joe,
and it allows me to search
another player's discard pile
and steal one of their cards
and play it immediately.
So, I'm gonna go through your discards.
- Get it, baby.
- Because there was a armor plate
and I'm gonna use it right now.
- That was a smart steal.
- That was a smart steal, dude.
- You are a good gamer.
- That thinking sound works,
I might have to borrow it.
- Give it a shot.
- You might be a gamer.
- I might be a gamer.
Okay wait, I gotta pull
another card though, excuse me.
(imitating car engine revving)
- Vroom!
Okay, I got 75, go me.
- Great job!
- And now, I'm gonna do this little thing,
it's time to just play, play the game.
♪ This little thing of mine ♪
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
I'm gonna inflict four damage
on the player's in first place.
- Ohh, I think that's only me, right?
- Wait, hold up, I don't wanna do that,
did I just kill myself?
(group laughing)
- No, you're 225, I'm 250.
- Oh, thank gosh.
- So, I just did the math.
- Wow Trisher!
- That's like a guy with a grenade going-
(imitates grenade booming)
- So, you actually kinda
just did me a solid.
- Did I?
- Because now I get to
get rid of this nerf,
because I get rid of, so
you get to discard that,
that goes back, okay.
- What are you doing with that?
- I do lose my hundo, which is very sad.
- That was a great move, Joe.
That was a move, so.
- Joe, how did you learn
to play this game so well?
I don't know, it's just inside me.
- Now I am Katana, the musician.
- You lose your whole driver?
- Yeah, cause it was all four damage.
He hit me for four damage.
So, Katana the musician,
when your top card is 100,
which is just was, sad face, single tear,
you may play one additional ability.
But that's all right,
I'll get my hundo back
with that trap, so I'm okay.
- Okay, my turn.
- Car sound.
- 50, baaah!
They caught me off guard.
- Car sound.
- I don't wanna hurt anybody,
because I only have one tire left.
I guess--
- Yeah, you lose a tire
if you get (mumbles).
- Oh, you could pass too,
you don't have to play.
- I pass.
- Or you could switch out a card too.
- You could also discard and switch.
- I think you can
discard and switch, yeah.
- Oh, so good, I pass.
- She passed.
Oh my gosh, guys, she passed.
- What if you pull 100?
- I could.
- What do you think about
that big, old duck over there?
- I like him, I like
the I love mommy babe.
- I love mommy.
- Mommy's best friend.
(group laughing)
- All right, I got a 50,
so that does not trigger
Katana's musical ability,
but I do want to--
- Don't look at my
decks, I'm just a child!
- I'm gonna use my virtuoso with a keytar,
she's playing a keytar
and it says draw two cards
and play one immediately.
So I'm gonna do that.
- Oh my goodness, this is treachery.
- And I'm going to equip wall of roadies,
absorbs up to three damage on any attack,
and then discard.
- Man, you got so much of that stuff.
- Defense.
- The good stuff.
- Some sweet, sweet defense,
and that's the end of my turn.
- No she has to, oh, oh okay.
- Will you just get that
100 out of the way please?
- Don't say that!
- Thank you sir!
- There, vroom, vroom!
- Man, you ran those. (laughs)
- Listen--
- Slow and steady
wins the race.
- I was doing just fine.
(group laughing)
- You're doing great, Steve.
- I'm doing just fine,
I'm not worried, I'm fine.
- Actually, Steven and I are tied,
and Steve, Whitney
and I are all tied.
(Steve burbling)
- Joe, will you hold up your hand please?
Thank you.
(group laughing)
We'll be right back!
Okay, I'm gonna steal a random card
from your hand with this, your yoink card.
- What a spy move to do.
- Squeep, squeep squamp, I want this one.
- Spy move.
♪ Spy move, it is a spy move, spy move ♪
- Ooh, that was a good one!
- Yeah, what'd you take? (gasps)
Oh no.
- Man, what a roller coaster
of emotions you just felt Joe.
- Are we good?
- Yes, yes it's your turn, Joe.
- Do you wanna choose your ability
just in case you get attacked, or hit?
- Wait, what?
- Her ability is that she can
get anybody else's ability.
- She can copy, cause she's a cat.
- Oh, okay.
- She's a cat,
she can copycat.
- At any time?
- Well, she needs it to start
with one, she just forgot.
- Yeah, shes' a cat, so she's a copycat,
she can copy whatever anyone else has.
- Cats love to copy.
- They're such copiers.
- Wait, do you have a
defensive one Trisha?
- No, mine right now is when you're,
oh actually yes, I do.
The Emma the Engineer is
all 25's turn into 50's.
I'm feeling the need for
speed, I'm gonna take--
- Does that effect me at all?
- No.
- Okay.
- [Joe] My turn, here we go.
- No, you're good Stevey.
- Great.
Pull that 100, pull that 100,
pull that 100, pull that 100--
- Quite down back there,
or I'll turn this car around
and divorce your mother.
(Steven laughs)
- What?
That's so mean to your mom.
- What, 75 baby!
Ooh, I'm so fast.
- Ahh, that 100s just heating up.
- And then I am going to equip
upon taking one damage,
I inflict one damage
on my attacker, and then I discard.
And my turn is over.
- Don't anybody try to hurt Joe.
- Ooh, okay, here we go.
Ohh, fitty.
Here's what I'm gonna do, death glare,
equip it, absorb one damage.
- Okay Trisha, try to rip a card.
- All right, so I know that Joe's is if
someone hits you, you hit'em back for one,
what's the other one you have?
Upon taking one damage,
I inflict one back,
and then I discard, and the other one was
when I draw a hundred distance card,
I inflict two damage on another player.
- Geez, geez Louise.
- I am God!
- Oh my God!
Where are those hundreds!?
- Woof.
- Would you make a car sound?
We need to hold for car sound.
Car sound.
- Wow.
- And then Whitney, would
you like to make up?
- (imitates wind blowing)
- Good car sound.
- What was the little
poop sounds at the end?
- It's a box.
- It's like a Mr. Toad's jalape.
- It's nothing like that.
- I am going to play
faulty infrastructure.
- Whoa, whoa, those are some sly words--
- Which discard another
player's top distance card,
so Joe, can you please
discard that top card?
- Whoo, whoo!
- I don't like this game.
This game is a cheat.
- Joe is in the lead.
- Whooo!
- Is that your car noise?
- Yeah.
- Dirty cheat of the game.
- I'm scared, I don't wanna pull 100!
- Your turn Stevey Z.
- Yes, yes!
- Look at your, it's so
pleasing aesthetically.
It is nice, I got three horses here,
that's a straight flush.
- Get crazy, Steve.
- What time is it?
I think it's time to get crazy.
Oh, I'm gonna inflict two damage onto you.
- I don't like any of this, this is uh--
- Which means you lose this
one right, because that's--
- And then you lose it, you'll get it.
- And then you get hit for once.
- That's fine, I'm just
trying to let you down.
- You did, and it hurt.
- And you go down to three.
- Three, okay.
- No, he absorbs up to two damage--
- Oh, that's right, that's right.
- So you discard that,
but you're still at four.
- It looks like you slapped
yourself in the face, idiot.
- Wait, does that go in your discard pile?
- Yeah.
- Okay, your turn Joseph.
- (buckling seatbelt noise)
- Oh, he just buckled up.
- You gotta buckle, you gotta be safe.
- It is a car now.
- Safety first.
Ooh, 25 everybody, it's
two-five, a little snail.
- Somebody get a freaking hundred.
- At a snail's pace everybody.
I'm going to put a turn--
- Don't you touch my precious mole.
- Turn on you, for two turns, Steve.
- What!?
- I'm gonna nerf you.
- What is this?
- This inflicts one damage
per turn, for two turns.
- And does it also take up an equip spot?
- It doesn't say.
- Okay, so it's just a nerf, okay.
- My turn is done.
- That's a very cruel drive.
♪ Cruel driver ♪
This is a cruel drive.
♪ It's a cruel, cruel, cruel driver ♪
- Okay (gurgling).
- That slingshot is offensive
Honey, boom!
- Oh no, Whitney!
- So what happens?
- So, steal the next
100 distance car drawn,
and discard after trigger.
I steal that, and then
also, since I have Katana,
when your top distance card is 100,
you may also play one
additional ability card,
so--
- Osh Kosh!
- I assume that I save that for my turn.
- Yup!
- Okay, great.
- Osh Kosh, Osh Kosh Bgosh.
- How many tires does everybody have?
- I got two tires m'lady.
- I got four tires, Trisha got four tires.
- I have four tires.
- I got four tires.
- I have four tires.
- I got four tires.
- I have four tires
and a wall of roadies
that absorb free damage.
- Seven tires up on that mobile.
- I'm gonna pass.
What was my ability
that's your ability now?
- When your top distance card is 100,
you draw two more distance cards,
and keep one and discard the other.
- Now it ain't bad anymore.
- 75.
- Oh, 75.
Wow, Trish is winning guys.
While we're bickering
and fighting each other,
this woman's gonna win.
- Imma make ya'll witness
me, Imma crome my face,
then Imma yell, "Witness me!".
Then Imma point at Whitney's leg--
Oh, I get it, I get it.
- Yell Whitney knee.
- Whitney's knee.
(group laughing)
- Whitney's knee! (imitates can spraying)
- I am going to equip amplify.
Equip on top of any
players, including your own,
equip, nerf, or trap to double the effect
of any bolded numbers.
- So, wall of roadies
now protect me for six.
- Wow, look what it would've
done to Steve though,
that would've been amazing.
- Oh yeah, look at that.
Everyone look for a second.
- I'm playing that defense strategy.
That is my turn.
- Are you allowed to go again?
- No, because my tops not 100 right now.
My tops 75.
- Vroom, vroom, vroom!
- My top was only 100
when it was not my turn.
- Ooh, how about 100, I'll
take it, thank you sir.
And one of my top distance cards 100,
I could drop two more, keep
one, and discard the other.
Okay, great.
- What do you wanna do there Steve?
- They're both 25, and I
think I'll discard this one.
- Are you sure you wanna do that?
Do you wanna take a second?
- Joe, I'm gonna inflict
one damage onto you.
- Okay, well then I'm gonna accept that.
- Wait, don't you have a,
is that when someone spins you out,--
- That's when I draw the thingy.
- And since I have one damage per turn,
I'm gonna take my damage now.
And then I gotta draw another card here.
- Are you guys ready?
- Yes.
- How many tires do you have?
- How many tires do you have?
- And I'm in last!
- I know, so I'm gonna
inflict two damage on you,
which is gonna take out
the death glare, and you.
- And you're gonna get trophy.
- Where does she go?
- She took a little catnap.
- Wait, Joe just got
his second trophy ya'll,
so he spun me out, and
he spun Whitney out.
- I was gonna be an ally, I
was gonna be a great ally.
- They call me the lady spinner.
- Do they?
- Nope.
Okay, so you got whistlin kitty,
and it was directed for you,
I had to do that, it was for
you, it was meant for you.
Oh, I forgot to make my
sound, here's my sound,
vroom, vroom, vroom, gotta
get that vroom, vroom, vroom,
gotta get that vroom, vroom, vroom.
Did I do a distance?
I did, no, I didn't.
Did I do a distance?
- Did you pull a distance?
I don't think you did.
- Vroom, vroom, vroom, gotta get that--
- There you go.
- Now, my turn is complete.
- Whitney's turn.
What is your new ability Whitney?
- My new ability is spend
one trophy on your turn
to force another player to swap drivers.
- Oh, sorry, I spun you out,
which means you lose that.
- What?!
- I'm gonna do.
- God bless you.
- Car sounds.
- All right, I'm gonna
do inflict one damage
on another player.
- Oh okay.
- Now I'm spinning you out right?
- You have spun me out.
- Great, give me my trophy!
- Nice work Whitney!
- I'm not even a good villain,
ya'll already against me?
- I have a nerf on me,
because you gave it to me.
- So I lose this, my top
distance, I lose my hand,
and I lose this.
- Did I lose the nerf cause he died?
- No.
Now I am May the Scientist,
I inflict one damage
on my attackers, so watch out.
Your turn.
- All right, you're done
Whitney, your turns over?
- Did I finish?
Yeah I played it.
- You timed that one really well.
- That was great.
- I get a 25, not very helpful,
so let me make this play count then.
- I gotta make some moves,
you guys are all dead.
- I guess I'm gonna use
my friggin laser beams.
- Inflict three damage on
Steve, to spin him out.
- Cause I wanted to spin
you out and get a trophy.
- It's so rude, and gross and messed up--
- You lose your hand, you lose your 25,
and you swap drivers.
- I'm very upset.
And I lose my whole hand?
Son of a snitch.
- I'm gonna put down a inflict
damage on the distances,
and the next person that draws 100,
it inflicts two damage on that player.
- That's gonna be me.
- There's gotta be some
hundies left in there,
cause we did not draw a lot of them.
- Who's in the lead?
Probably Trisha.
- First I'll go, I'm a car.
50, inflict five damage on you my friend,
spin you out again.
Boom!
So you're gonna spin out, and
you're gonna lose another one.
That's May the Scientist, that means
you discard your cards again,
you lose a distance
cause you're in the lead.
- Well, actually my guy
doesn't lose his distance
when he spins out.
- So you have to switch
back to your other player.
- Oh, it's wizard time?
- I don't believe in magic, you know that!
- I do.
- You all knew, that when
you were gonna play with me,
I wasn't gonna tolerate magic, no wizard!
No wizard!
Okay, so then I'm gonna
spin two of these guys
since I spun ya'll out so much.
I will get another ability
which is draw a distance card,
and an ability card, keep
one, and discard the other.
- I'm gonna keep that, but that hurts me.
- Is that 100?
Inflict two damage.
- That's okay, I'll take that.
- It just says inflict
two damage and discard.
- But when I'm damaged, I inflict
one damage on my attacker.
- That was Steve's nerf,
so you're down to three.
- I kept that, so I don't get to keep
the extra distance or
ability card that I did.
- That's a cool card.
- My turn is done, thank
you very much for--
- Wow, wow!
- I will see you in Toronto.
- That's not the end of this video.
- Uh, money moves!
- Kevin's pulling a money move
over there behind the camera.
(group laughing)
He didn't like it.
(Whitney gasps)
- Nice, nice card.
- 25!
- Nice!
- So good, I'm gonna do 2 a.m. scramble,
draw another distance card.
- 75.
- Nice, good job!
- Still not doing great.
- And then I'm done with my turn.
- Now, let's set the stakes here.
- Steve is currently winning,
but only by, I think I
have 400, Steve is 425,
which means if I take his
last long-distance card
if it's 25 or tied.
- So I got 100, 200, 350, I have 400.
- Oh, I have 425.
I think Steve has 450.
- 100, 200, 300, 450, oh wow!
So, where we're at is we're at the last
distance card of the game.
- It's a close race.
I didn't count Whitney's,
because apparently
we just know she's out.
- Whitney's at 325.
- Last distance card played,
so if it's 25, you tie,
anything more, you win.
- Hold on, since it's the end of the game.
- This better be the best car sound.
- Nice, nice, you really sold it!
- That sound effect was
called explosion car.
What's it gonna be, what's it gonna be?
It's a 75!
And actually, I would
still get to play cards,
but my cards don't do anything right now.
Although, I did have this really cool card
that I just wanna share with everybody,
called, "duct tape", from
my Emma the Engineer,
that holds all of your cards
together with duct tape
and you can play all cards in
your hand at the same time.
- Whoa!
- And then draw back up to three,
which I thought was really cool.
- Well, I guess that's
it ladies and gentlemen,
congrats to Trisha.
- Good job Trisha!
(group clapping)
Thank you guys, thank you for playing.
♪ Good job Trisha, you won the game ♪
♪ Good job Trisha, you won the game. ♪
- Is there more lines to your song?
- Yeah.
(group laughing)
- What's the next line?
♪ Good job Trisha, you won the game ♪
♪ Good job Trisha, you won the game ♪
(alarm ringing)
- No, no--
Ladies and gentlemen, please
follow Trisha and Whitney
everywhere that you can follow them.
That's the socials, the
Twitches, the Youtubes,
all that stuff, and thank
you to Games by Bicycle
for letting us play the game.
- [Group] Yay!
- Check out the other games we play
by bicycle down in the description,
and also check out bicyclecards.com
for all of their stuff,
and that'll also be in the description.
And that is--
- [Group] The show!
- By bicycle.
(Steven laughs)
(light playful music)
