Vaush: Hi~ YouTube~
This is a YouTube video, hahah~
Who-hoa! Dab! What a crazy...
Hahah, what a crazy online figure I am, huh?
Ben Shapiro is so fucking mad!
He's so triggered, holy shit!
Ben Shapiro: The monolithic nature of the United States
media is pretty evident in terms of its politics.
People tend to agree on a radical
leftist point of view in the media.
Vaush: For one, this is a fucking lie.
To suggest that people in the media are abetting
radical left-leaning perspectives
when the Democrats and the news organizations they buy
are already like, starting to fucking rap against Bernie.
What- what he's talking about right now is the Overton Window,
but what he's saying is that the Overton Window goes from like
really milquetoast right to far-left,
when in reality, it's pretty...
I mean, right now, our president literally propagates
like, white nationalist Alt-Right conspiracy theories.
Did...did Donald Trump recently retweet
actual neo-Nazis on Twitter complaining
about how they're getting censored?
Yes.
Does that prove my point? Yes, it does.
Ben Shapiro is complaining about the Overton Window because
he wants it shunted farther in favor of the Alt-Right neo-national-
Uh, neo-Nazism that he propagates.
Ben: I tried to provide an honest take on the issues of the day-
Andrew Neil: You work for the right-wing Breitbart website.
Why is that?
Vaush: And then you went ahead and made the Daily Wire,
which is basically identical to Breitbart, except
it's got a little bit more of a professional façade.
Andrew: I mean, half of the conservatives uh...
run out of ideas in America.
All the new policies - the Medicare for All,
$15 minimum wage, the Green New Deal -
they're all coming from the Left
and they're popular.
Ben: Well, frank...
Vaush: DADDY MARX!
Socialism - bring it forward.
Everything that's being proposed right
now by people like AOC and Ilhan Omar
are just representative of things that we
recognized were a good idea 80 years ago.
Ben: The idea that new ideas are absent in the
Republican Party is obviously untrue.
Should global warming be considered...
uh, a real threat or should global warming be...
*Ax blows and grunts*
considered something the technology will solve in a cent-
*Ax blows and grunts*
Hbomberguy: SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN?!
FUCKING AQUAMAN?!
Vaush: A fascinating debate for conserva- Yes! *Ding*
That is who I want to have the debate.
I want conservative pundits and politicians,
many of whom are being PAID by
the big oil, big gas, big coal lobbies,
to be debating whether or not global warming is uh,
*Air quotes* Actually a real serious thing.
That's the people who I want having that debate,
not the scientists. Fuck those guys!
Bill Nye: There's an actual crisis!
Vaush: They might be biased.
Ben: Now there's- there's a rich intellectual debate on the Right about nation-
Vaush: There's-
Ben: -alism vs. patriotism. For example, or-
Vaush: Nationalism vs. patriotism?
Yeah, po-tay-to vs. po-tah-to?
Shut the fuck up.
Every single con- every single Republican is the exact
same flag-waving, gun-holding bible-toting dipshit
who maintains the exact same position of white
and subsequent American exceptionalism
[DVDA - America, Fuck Yeah fades in]
♪America♪
♪America, fuck yeah♪
who invades-
♪Fuck yeah♪
and displaces-
♪FUCK YEAH♪
and engages in soft, um,
imperialist power over developing nations to maintain
the business interests of our corporations.
You're all the same.
There's no fucking rich debate having here.
♪Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah♪
Ben: I'm- I'm a big fan of some old ideas
myself that I think are pretty good.
Vaush: Like slavery.
To anyone who disagrees with me, you're wrong.
Ben Shapiro is pro-slavery.
Andrew: Your abortion laws.
A woman who miscarries could get 30 years [in prison].
These are extreme, hard policies.
Ben: Well, okay a couple of things: One, I'm not sure...
I mean frankly, I don't know whether you're si-
Are you an objective journalist, or are you an opinion journalist?
Andrew: I'm-
Vaush: "Uhm...are you a fact journalist
or are you a feelings journalists?"
"Cuz I'm a facts kind of guy and um, if
you're more of a feelings kind of guy..."
"uhm, then uh, we're gonna have a problem."
Ben: -right now.
Andrew: -a journalist who asks questions.
Ben: Okay, so you're a supposedly objective journalist
calling policies with which you disagree barbaric.
Andrew: No...
Vaush: Yeah!
Oh yeah, I'm sorry. Oh...
Jesus Christ.
Ben! He just asked you a fucking question.
You can't ask conservative question-
They- you can't even state-
They get so fucking triggered!
"Nnnngh, your response to me indicates that you have feelings on the matter."
"Uuuhh, I'm more of a facts guy."
"Nngh, I'm getting mad!"
*Slowed-down, uninteligible voice*
Andrew: [What] I'm asking you is that
why is it that a bill banning abortions
after a woman has been pregnant for six weeks
is not a return to the Dark Ages?
Brian Griffin: there's no brain activity
until at least the 27th week.
Peter Griffin: It's still a person, Brian.
It's a woman's responsibility to carry it to term.
Andrew: What's your answer?
Ben: My answer is something called science.
Human li-
Vaush: He's gonna say something so fucking stupid.
Ben: -fe exists at conception, it au-
Vaush: REALLY?
Narrator: Hello, friend. I hear you're
contemplating having an abortion.
But before you do, remember: science has
proven that within hours of conception,
a human fetus has started a college fund and has already
made your first Mother's Day card out of macaroni and glitter.
Vaush: Fascinating! *Ding*
Ben Shapiro,
would you mind pointing to an objective, empirical
scientific determinant as to when human life begins?
The answer is, you can't - it's a philosophical concept.
When does human life begin?
Does it begin when the fucking sperm fertilizes the egg?
Brian: Peter, it's not a baby, it's a fertilized egg.
It's the size of the tip of a pin.
Peter: It's alive, isn't it?
To kill any living thing is an abortion.
Vaush: Does it begin in your ballsack, when your sperms get produced?
Brian: Okay, well, sperm is alive, and every time
you masturbate, millions of them die.
So is it wrong to kill sperm?
Peter: Yes. Yes, it is.
Vaush: Does- is human life begin...when
the...when the egg fu- what is- is he-
Ziggy the Zygote: Hi!
I'm Ziggy the Zygote.
Narrator: Uh-oh.
What's this?
*Ziggy gets stabbed and screams*
Vaush: Go fuck yourself, Ben.
This is the- I like-
"Yeah, I'm support facts over feelings."
"Yyyeah, like, facts, like, when science
determined what human life was in 1952."
Go fuck yourself. Fucking idiot!
This is exactly why I say I could
crush Ben Shapiro in a debate:
'Cause he's a fucking idiot!
*Dark, ominous music*
*Echoing* He's really stupid!
*Echoing* He's really dumb!
*Echoing* Ben Shapiro is not impressive!
*Echoing* What's that tweet that I saw?
*Echoing* People have been treating Ben Shapiro like
he's some sort of debate god because he's been like,
alley-ooping slam dunks into, like, a Fischer-Price
3-foot tall uh, little basket made of plastic.
"I was- I expected fair treatment, but you asked me a
question that criticized my values. *Fuming*"
You said you were objective!"
"You said you like facts!"
Andrew: For example, you said-
Ben: Sure.
Andrew: Israelis like to build,
Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage.
Vaush: Hey! Speaking of fascist rhetoric,
literally saying that one race of people
um, is de- predisposed towards building civilization,
and another RACE of people is predisposed towards
destroying civilization and living in sewage.
Hmmmmm....
Huuh!
Hey, I wonder why I call Ben Shapiro a fucking fascist.
This is the height of dehumanization right here.
He's literally saying that Arabs have a predisposition
to living in garbage and bombing shit.
Yes, I believe that if you are a-
I believe that if you are somebody who takes Judaism
seriously, that comes along with ideological...
ideological commitment.
Hey, listen. *Ding*
Buddy!
If you're a jew and you don't support genocide, like...
What are you even doing, really?
First of all, imagine unironically believing that
it's wrong for the Palestinians to vote in
an organization that pledges to destroy Israel, when
Israel is currently in the process of destroying Palestine.
Just fucking imagine. *Ding*
Can you imagine if China invaded America, and they're getting-
and right now, American territory is like,
1/10 of what it used to be
and now we just have a couple of basically
open-air concentration camp colony-
colonies spread out along the East Coast?
And then, can you imagine if one of the-
If like, hey, we're taking elections and one of the leaders like:
"Hey!"
"We're gonna-"
"We're gonna fuck China up. Yeah, no, fuck China!"
"We're literally gonna all fuckin' die if we don't destroy China!"
"We have- No, fuck China- Yeah, no no, absolutely, yeah!"
"Oh yeah. Well, yeah, we'll bomb China. Fuck yeah, we'll bomb China."
"They're literally eradicating us from the planet."
Mmmnyeah~
Yeah, mmmmmnnn~
I can actually kinda see why voting for Hamas and claiming
that we need to destroy Israel might actually be
not only a reasonable y'know, response to the
policies that Israel has engaged in, but also...
Morally just.
The entire fucking world, except for America, hates Israel.
Seriously, it's just America!
Andrew: But so much of what you said in the past would
seem to turn its back on judeo-christian culture.
*Sinister laugh*
Vaush: Ooh, he's so mad.
Andrew: I just asked-
Ben: Really?
Vaush: Do it again.
Andrew: -you a question.
Ben: And I asked you a question and you failed
to answer a single one of mine.
Vaush: *Cracking up* 'Cause it's...an interview.
He doesn't need to!
It's not a debate!
You're not on the college campus, Ben Shapiro,
you're not talking down to a student who
has the mic taken away from them
every time it's not their turn to speak, so they can't interrupt you when you say something stupid.
Ben: I think we're done here.
Andrew: Thank you for your time and uh, for showing
that anger is not part of American discourse.
*Vaush bursts out laughing*
Vaush: Oh, that's what I'm talking about!
Thank you Ben! *Ding* Little Ben!
Oh my god, it took nothing!
The stack of cards just knocked over in the wind.
[DVDA - America, Fuck Yeah playing over Vaush going nuts]
#EarthStrike
Bill Nye: Grow the fuck up, motherfuckers.
*Bass blow*
