Streaming is not always my thing. Now, don't get me wrong,
it's a great way to interact with the people that watch my videos. Enjoy them and you know, enjoy the content that I produce.
if you didn't spam FUCKING MARIOS ON MY CHAT EVERY TIME THAT I TRY TO SPEA-
But in reality, what I wanted to talk to you guys about today is my personal experience with twitch.tv
channel. I've been streaming on twitch more frequently, doing a vast array of different things.
Hell, if you've seen my latest videos, you'll know that a lot of them have a very notable focus on streaming.
Now, keep in mind that Twitch has a LOT of games. For the past 10 decades,
there's been like, what, a million people watching fucking Dota?
Really? In 2017?
Y'know, wh-
Whatever. It's not my place to define what you should watch and not watch. Just saying though, Dota?
R-really? Anyways, I'm just going to focus on myself. If you're ever thinking of streaming on twitch.tv
channel, then this is the video for you. If you have friends that want to stream,
this is the video for them indeed.
Now, let me tell you the steps of being a twitch streamer and why it's such a fucking hassle.
I stream an average of two to three hours, and it's exhausting I'm dead.
Listen, You really don't understand how exhausting streaming can be at least for me.
Once, I was
talking to a
friend,
and I was tellin' him:
Eight Fucking hours? What are you, mad? Do you hate yourself?
Streaming may seem like sitting but no you're talking to a goddamn
Webcam for 8 hours.
Essentially,
you're talking to YOURSELF
for eight hours.
Whatever, I'll tell you the steps to being a good Twitch streamer.
So, let's get right to that.
I'm not even joking, you're the center of attention in the stream, people are watching the stream because of YOU.
So get a good place to stream because you're essentially gonna have many people's eyes
directed at you. Billy here doesn't need to see your fucking COCKROACH INFESTED HELLHOLE.
Make your streaming place like fucking proper, please, and also never forget to be in a room with lots of ventilation,
lots of air, LOTS OF VENTILATION.
This is very important, especially if you're going to be streaming for a while.
You see this video right here?
You know how hard it was to make this video?
I decided to wear the worst shirt that day.
In the whole editing process of that one video,
was finding ways to hide my fucking SWEATY ARMPITS. But yeah choose a proper streaming place
Listen, I am not a professional. When I stream, I usually have a clusterfuck of buttons and images all over the place.
Here, here, how about you decide to rate my professionalism with this small clip?
I'm always struggling with finding what to do with my stream.
This one time, I was streaming Minecraft,
and I decided to change the bitrate midstream and instead of making the bitrate
2,000, I made it 200, and- and then my fucking stream looked like THIS.
Can you imagine how HARD
the chat was roasting me?
It was the worst.
when you stream.
So you have to be very careful with the shit you do.
Hell, my mic went muted for thirty seconds
and I didn't stop hearing about it for the next 30 MINUTES.
Even when my mic was back on, people were trying to fuck with me and tell me that my mic was off and I wanted to CRY.
I really did wanted to cry (dat english).
Oh, and
okay?
Whem you're streaming plenty of things can go wrong. In the words of Vin Diesel:
Now listen, your chat is an embodiment of how you're streaming. If your stream is shit your chat will not
hold back and not tell you, NO, those fuckers want to see you cry, if possible.
They're going to have lots of feedback for you, and the worst thing you could do is fight the feedback.
DON'T YOU
This is a life lesson:
Also, don't get salty over people who just want to make you mad.
Seriously, you show that vulnerability to your chat,
they're not gonna go easy on you.
Just one time my friend is watching the stream and told a dude streaming to get a real job
nearly cried
Just because in a sentence it was really an offensive joke and get a job
Everyone gets that joke once in their life step four and one of the most important ones in my opinion have plans
for your stream
Seriously if you're like me you're going to have a very bad time streaming how to play the modern games like dota or player unknown
Battleground
first off my computer can't handle streaming either though that I'm going to fucking burn this computer soon now what I mean by have a
Plan is that you have to know what you're going to do on stream. Here's it's not what to do is one time
I was training modding GTa San Andreas
But you know how that turned out the fucking went and raided club penguin in a stupid flash game called
Pony Town
Pony town, that's all unpredictable my plans are from GTa 2 Goddamn Pony town
So when you're streaming have a plan and have a bad time also that pony tail raid was fucking late
And I'm going to upload it soon step 5 know that anything could get you banned. That's right
If you're constantly doing stupid shit like me you're bound to get suspended at least once from twigs
and that's something you got except like this one time I would love
doing something with Roblox I
Was raiding it to a point where we even got the whole website to shut down?
And stuff however when twitch saw this they banned me for 24 hours and many of you may kind of guess
Why you know I was I was streaming
took a Roblox website down that means I got fans for
prank calling
Yes, brain calling, and it wasn't even like a proper prank call during stream
I was trying to reach out to Roblox support and some moron
Gave me a wrong number and ended up calling a fucking strip club by accident alright. Let's try it
Let's try to call the Canadian number
We can do it
because
My mom loved tantalizing fun
Well me and my sexy girl friends are and twitch hate at that
15-second call so boom 24-hour suspension, so that's kind of what I'm talking about you
Don't really know what they can suspend you for so always expect that be a good little streamer the to be honest a pretty done
With twitch and all the viewers I I baited songs because I'm so fucking sad
when I stream on twitch
Even just for a day I
always get spend by a few yards of
Mario taking Ashes
Detectives not that book okay?
when I stream on twitch, I
Get on justified ban
because on douchebag donated with a racist message, and I got banned I
cry for tonight
Because my Microbe mist dream
and nobody
Sympathized, and I just got open all night
when I stream on twitch
and I even see
when I'm screaming you see I
Like to eat food while I am I better give you the right to call me fast
No one fucking cares
About your Minecraft emo
Really nobody fucking cared it and it's very ugly I
Swear if I see one more fever in my jaw, I will fall my slide off
I'm not even joking umm. I'm gonna fucking do that option. We're in my three months which
I always get banned by you
Why can't I want have a normal?
conversation with my viewers on Twitter
that
Right you get a splendid fucking AsCii art
Thank you guys for watching this brief installment on why think twitch sucks, and how you can be a better streamer also
I try to combine a lot of the styles
I've always used for my videos and kind of
integrated them in one
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