>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY FOR THE 
INTRODUCTION BUT YOU KNOW HOW 
OBSESSED I AM WITH YOUR EARLY 
WORK. 
>> I MEAN, ONE OF US HAS TO BE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> YOU RATTLE OFF ALL THOSE 
GUESTS, THIS IS SOMETHING YOU 
AND I NEVER TALK ABOUT, HOW -- 
YOU MEET LIKE THE MOST FAMOUS 
MOST CURRENT MOST RELEVANT 
PEOPLE NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.
DOES IT RUIN ANYTHING FOR YOU.
CAN YOU STILL GO TO THE MOVIES 
AND MARVEL AT ALL OF THE WONDER,
THE GLAMOR.
THESE ARE JUST PEOPLE YOU WORK 
WITH EVERY DAY.
THEY'RE ALL JUST GUESTS. 
>> NOT ALL OF THEM.
SOMETIMES I'LL GET LIKE YOU.
YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN THAT.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN A FAN OF 
YOURS EVER SINCE WE WERE BOTH 
BOYS.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON 
TELEVISION NOW, LIKE HOW MANY 
YEARS?
>> 39. 
>> Jimmy: AND THAT'S ALL OF 
THEM.
RIGHT.
 THERE WAS NO TELEVISION BEFORE 
THAT. 
>> YEAH THERE WAS A MONKEY ON A 
WHEEL.
YEAH.
I FEEL VERY FORTUNATE. 
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE FIRST TALK 
SHOW YOU EVERYBODY DID. 
>> IT WAS CARSON I WAS 11 OR 12 
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YEAH,I WAS A NERVOUS WRECK.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNEW EVEN THEN TO 
BE NERVOUS ABOUT BEING ON JOHNNY
CARSON?
>> YEAH I -- I -- I COMPLETELY 
UNDERSTOOD WHAT IT WAS.
I WOULD WATCH THE SHOW AND I 
KNEW IT WAS LIVE OR AT LEAST 
LIVE SOME PARTS OF THE COUNTRY 
AND THAT I WAS STANDING BEHIND 
THAT CURTAIN AND LIKE, HERE IT 
COMES, I'M ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED 
TO THE WORLD AND LIKE, I CAN'T, 
YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO OTHER TAKE.
AND HE SAID LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MY FIRST GUEST, YOUNG JOSEPH 
BATEMAN.
OPENED THE CURTAINS.
BIG SMILE.
AND THEN I MADE A FOOLISH GUESS 
TO CALL HIM JACK.
I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE REALLY 
FUNNY.
>> Jimmy: I SEE TO CORRECT HIM. 
>> IT WENT OVER OKAY, THANK GOD.
>> Jimmy: REALLY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO SASS JOHNNY.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE OTHER GUESTS
THAT NIGHT?
>> SAMMY DAVIS JR. WAS ON THE 
SHOW. 
>> Jimmy: HUGE. 
>> HE WAS THE LEAD GUEST.
I DID NOT GO OUT BEFORE SAMMY. 
>> Jimmy: LET'S BE CLEAR. 
>> THERE WAS BARELY ENOUGH TIME 
FOR ME.
DEEP THIRD GUEST. 
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO TALK TO
SAMMY?
>> YEAH I DID SOME STORY ABOUT 
BREAKING UP WITH A GIRL.
I WAS AN EARLY DATER.
AND HE DEDICATED A SONG TO ME 
SOMETHING ABOUT MORE FISH IN THE
SEA SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY SAMMY DAVIS
JR. SANG A SONG TO YOU. 
>> YEAH IT WAS PRETTY COOL. 
>> Jimmy: SUCH A REMARKABLE LIFE
AND HAS BEEN IMMORTALIZED FOR ME
ON MY FAVORITE INSTAGRAM 
ACCOUNT.
I'M NOT TEXTING WITH SOMEONE, 
NOT BEING RUDE JUST TRYING TO 
FIGURE OUT HOW THAT DAMN PHONE 
WORKS. 
>> YOU DON'T HAVE A CLIP OF THAT
SHOW DO YOU?
>> NO BUT I HAVE EVERYTHING 
JASON BATEMAN THE INSTAGRAM 
ACCOUNT THAT THEY FEATURE 
SOMETHING EVERY DAY.
>> IS THIS A GAG?
>> Jimmy: I TEXT YOU THIS EVERY 
DAY. 
>> IS THAT WHERE AMANDA GETS IT 
FROM. 
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT 
THIS. 
>> LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT AM I NOT DOING 
RIGHT. 
>> WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS 
MAN IS.
WHY IS HE ON THE SHOW.
NOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TWELVE 
PEOPLE WORKING THE CELLPHONE. 
>> IS THIS COMING OUT OF MY 
TIME. 
>> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY WE'LL CLIP
IT ALL OUT.
IT WILL BE SO PERFECT.
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON TV ENOUGH IN
YOUR LIFE. 
>> LET'S TALK ABOUT GAME NIGHT. 
>> Jimmy: WELL FOR GOD'S SAKE.
KEN NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
THIS IS NOT BRING THE WHOLE 
STAFF UP ON STAGE TIME.
>> THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT GUYS.
WHEN YOU SEE THIS.
IT'S GOING TO BE WORTH ALL OF 
IT. 
>> Jimmy: I'M TOLD WE'RE HAVING 
A TECHNICAL PROCLAMATION.
TECHNICAL PROBLEM.
LET'S GET BACK TO YOU AND YOUR 
LIFE.
SUFFICE IF TO SAY WE WOULD HAVE 
HAD A GREAT DEAL OF PHOTOGRAPHS.
>> WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS?
>> EVERY DAY JASON BATEMAN EVERY
DAY PEOPLE POST PHOTOS OF YOU. 
>> I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
BUT THERE WAS A, NOT A GAY PORN 
SITE A GAY HUB CALLED 
JASONBATEMAN.COM FROM WHICH YOU 
COULD GO TO MULTIPLE GAY PORN 
SITES.
I KNOW THIS FAMILY SHOW SO I 
WON'T GO DEEPER THAN THAT.
WHAT I DID IS I PURCHASED THE 
SITE.
AT LEAST THE DOMAIN NAME. 
>> DID YOU GET TO KEEP ALL THE 
VIDEOS. 
>> I GOT THOSE.
>> YEAH.
>> I GOT THOSE.
I SAID, SOMEBODY TOLD ME ABOUT 
THIS, YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY LIKE 
YOURSELF SAID HEY I DON'T KNOW 
IF YOU'RE AWARE.
I SAID IS IT A GAG, THEY GO NO 
IT'S REAL.
SO I SAID I BETTER GRAB THAT 
DOMAIN. 
>> Jimmy: FOR SURE. 
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WOULD 
PICK ME. 
>> Jimmy: I DO.
AS THE ONE -- YOU DO.
WHEN YOU'RE THINKING GAY, YOU'RE
THINKING PORN YOU THINK JASON 
BATEMAN.
I GET IT. 
>> Jimmy: MAYBE MISSPELL I
