ALEX JONES IS GOING THROUGH A
CUSTODY TRIAL FOR HIS KIDS, AND
I TOLD YOU EARLIER WHEN WE
COVERED THIS THAT I FEEL BAD, I
THINK THESE DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS
WERE CUSTODY TRIALS ARE
VERY BAD, BOTH SIDES OFTEN TIMES
GET MEAN OR WEIRD, BUT WHEN YOU
TALK ABOUT ALEX JONES GETTING
WEIRD, IT GETS REALLY WEIRD.
I THOUGHT THE MOST RELEVANT PART
WAS THE ONE THAT WE SHARE WITH
YOU A FEW DAYS AGO, WHICH IS
WHEN HIS LAWYER ADMITTED THAT HE
IS QUOTE UNQUOTE A PERFORMANCE
ARTIST.
I WISH THAT OF ALL PERFORMANCE
ART HE HAD CHOSEN MINING
INSTEAD, BUT HE DIDN'T, HE
DECIDED HE WAS GOING TO BE
AN ACTIVE ATTENDING HE WAS A
RIGHT-WINGER WHO CARES A LOT.
ON HIS WAY TO COURT, AFTER THAT
HE DID A RAMBLING VIDEO
WHERE HE WOULD SAY, I'M NOT A
PERFORMANCE ARTIST, I REALLY
MEAN IT, BUT I MEAN, I AM AN
ARTIST, AND I WANT MY LAWYER TO
WIN THE CASE, AND I'M A CLOWN SO
I ACT LIKE IT, BUT ON THE OTHER
HAND I'M SERIOUS, I REALLY THINK
THERE IS A GLOBAL CONSPIRACY
OF LIZARDS, OR WHATEVER IT IS I
MADE UP YESTERDAY.
THAT'S USUAL ALEX JONES.
NOW, WE GO TO THE UNUSUAL,
BECAUSE WE FOUND OUT NEW
FACTS ABOUT ALEX JONES THAT WE
THINK ARE UNUSUAL.
WE CAME UP DURING THE
PROCEEDINGS, THE YOUNG TURKS
DID, AND THE JUDGE DECIDED THAT
THEY SHOULD NOT SHOW ANY YOUNG
TURKS VIDEOS DURING THE TRIAL.
THAT MAKES SENSE, BECAUSE OF THE
JURIES ARE THEY WOULD BE
FULL OF YOUNG TURKS FANS,
BECAUSE THEY ARE AMERICANS,
AND THEY WOULD HATE ALEX JONES.
I DON'T KNOW THAT WAS REALLY THE
DECISION, BUT THE JUDGE SAID
THAT THEY DID NOT APPROVE
SHOWING THE JURY OF A VIDEO CLIP
OF A CONFUSING SCENE, IN WHICH
JONES AND ROGER STONE, THE
LONGTIME TRUMPET COMPETENT,
INTERRUPTED LIVE COVERAGE OF THE
2000 ñ 1116 BUBBLE: ñ 2016
RNC CONVENTION IN CLEVELAND OF
A WELL-KNOWN LEFT-WING SHOW
CALLED THE YOUNG TURKS.
THE JURY IS ALL TYT ARMY
ANYWAY, SO WE UNDERSTAND, THAT
SEEMS LIKE A FAIR DECISION BY
THE JUDGE.
AGAIN, NOT POSITIVE THAT'S WHY
SHE RULED THAT WAY.
HERE'S ALL THE FUN THINGS WE
FOUND OUT ABOUT ALEX JONES,
AND I'M GOING TO TRY TO KEEP IT
TO A MINIMUM BECAUSE IT'S A
TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT.
AMONG THE OTHER VIDEOS THAT
NEWMAN WANTED TO SHOW, THAT
IS HIS WIFE'S ATTORNEY, IS
ANOTHER ONE WHERE JONES AND
HIS SON TOSSED DARTS OF A PHOTO
OF HILLARY CLINTON THAT WAS
PLACED ON A DARTBOARD.
PEOPLE ARE MAKING SOME HAY OUT
OF THIS, AND I THINK IT'S
UNFORTUNATE, BUT NOT THE END OF
THE WORLD.
LET'S SEE IF IT GETS WORSE.
JONES ALLEGEDLY INSTRUCTED HIS
CHILDREN TO RECORD THEIR
MOTHER'S BEHAVIOR TO HELP HIM
WIN THE CUSTODY FIGHT.
THAT'S WHERE IT GETS UGLY.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING
ABOUT, WHERE THESE THINGS GET
BRUTAL ON BOTH SIDES.
OBVIOUSLY SHE HAS LAID SOME
ALLEGATIONS AGAINST HIM,
AND HE IS TRYING TO TURN THE
KIDS AGAINST HER.
DON'T USE THE KIDS LIKE THAT.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BIT OF A
CONSPIRACY.
NOW, THAT'S STANDARD FARE
FOR CUSTODY STUFF ñ
NOT STANDARD, BUT PRETTY BAD
STUFF, LET'S MOVE ON, I
DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE
KIDS OR THE FAMILY THAT MUCH.
I CARE ABOUT ALEX JONES, ONLY
BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES LISTENS TO
THIS MADMAN, AND APPARENTLY
LISTENS TO THINGS THAT HE THINGS
ARE TRUE, SLATS WIDENING
THE RELEVANCE COMES FROM.
SO, ACCORDING TO NEWMAN, THE
LAWYER FOR THE WIFE, "JONES
WAS SO INATTENTIVE TO HIS OWN
CHILDREN THAT HE ONCE
FORGOT WHAT GRADES THEY WERE IN.
EVEN MORE STRANGELY, JONES
CLAIMED HE FORGOT THIS
INFORMATION BECAUSE HE HAD JUST
EATEN A LARGE BOWL OF CHILI
FOR LUNCH."
AGAIN, IGNORE THE KIDS PART,
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GRADE
THEY ARE IN?
COULD BE SEVENTH, COULD BE
SECOND, OR 12TH.
I'M NOT POSITIVE, THEY COULD BE
IN COLLEGE OR NONEXISTENT,
BUT EITHER WAY I DON'T REMEMBER.
THAT'S HORRIBLE, I CAN'T
BELIEVE I DON'T KNOW ñ
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT GRADE YOUR KIDS AREN'T.
ANYWAY, WHY DID YOU FORGET
MISTER JONES?
OBVIOUSLY A BIG BOWL OF CHILI.
RIGHT THERE I WOULD END THE
TRIAL, SHE GETS THE KIDS
AND WE ARE MOVING ON.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE GETS THE
KIDS!
I'LL TAKE MY SHIRT OFF
RIGHT NOW!
ALEX, YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T
REMEMBER THINGS BECAUSE YOU
AVAILABLE OF CHILI.
GOD HELP US, IF YOU EAT A WHOLE
OF NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?
ARE YOU GOING TO FORGET THE KIDS
SOMEWHERE?
THAT IS DEEPLY DISTURBING.
THAT IS BETWEEN HIM AND HIS
KIDS, BUT WE CANNOT HAVE THE
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,
THE MAN WITH HIS FINGER ON
THE NUCLEAR TRIGGER, LISTENING
TO A BAD MAN LIKE THIS.
IT'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE.
"NEWMAN PLAYED THE JURY A VIDEO
OF JONES RIPPING OFF HIS CLOTHES
TO DEMONSTRATE HIS SUPER MALE
VIRILITY DURING AN INFOWARS
PODCAST.
I KNOW THAT HE TAKES HIS SHIRT
OFF, HE DID IT WITH US.
HE WAS SO MAD AT US, WATCH THE
VIDEO WHEN HE WAS RANTING AT US.
I MEAN, I SAW THE VIDEO
YESTERDAY WHERE THE YOUNG TURDS
WERE SAYING YESTERDAY THAT THEY
ARE THE NUMBER ONE INTERNET
NEW SHOW.
I AM ON OVER 100 AM/FM RADIOS.
LOOK AT MY WEBSITE.
YOU ARE FULL OF CRAP.
I'M NUMBER ONE IN ALTERNATIVE
MEDIA, PERIOD.
LIKE, I SAW THE YOUNG TURKS
WEBSITE LAST NIGHT, I WAS DOING
SOME YOUTUBE VIDEOS.
HE GOES ON AND ON AND THEN HE
GOES BACK TO A CLIP WHERE
HE TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF, WE HAD A
TON OF FUN WITH IT.
WE SHOWED OUR NUMBERS VERSUS HIS
NUMBERS.
OUR LEAD OVER HIM IS SO
EMBARRASSING, BUT YOU KNOW THE
MEDIA, I HEARD TRUMP LISTENS TO
HIM, OF COURSE HE IS RELEVANT.
ANYWAY, ALL OF THAT IS WATER
UNDER THE BRIDGE, I DISLIKE
THAT HE WAS LIKE, OKAY, I'M
GOING TO DO A VIDEO VERSUS
THE YOUNG TURKS, WHAT'S THE
FIRST STEP?
SHOULD I GO ON FACEBOOK LIVE?
FIRST STEP, TAKE MY SHIRT OFF.
IT TURNS OUT ALEX, IF YOU WANT
TO BE ANYWHERE AS LARGE AS
US ONLINE?
STEP ONE, KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.
WE ARE GOING TO GO TO A MUCH
WORSE VIDEO AND A SECOND, HOLD,
BUT GET A LOAD OF THIS, THE
LAWYER ALSO SAID THAT JONES
"WOULD REGULARLY TAKE OFF HIS
CLOTHES WHEN HE WENT WITH KELLY
JONES TO JOINT FAMILY THERAPY
SESSIONS."
WHAT?
THEY ARE IN THERAPY.
THEY ARE LIKE, WELL SHE MAKES A
GOOD POINT, ON THE OTHER HAND
SUPERMAN VIRILITY!
TAKE THE SHIRT OFF, TAKE THE
PANTS OFF!
WAIT, I JUST SAID TAKE THE PANTS
OFF, HE'S NOT GOING TO DO
THAT IS HE?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
ILLEGAL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
SHOULD I GET COMPLETELY NAKED?
I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE MY SHIRT
OFF.
YOU WILL NOTICE THAT I'VE LOST
MORE WEIGHT, IT'S BEEN A
SLOW PROCESS.
I DO THE SAME AMOUNT OF EXERCISE
AS I'VE EVER DID, TAKING OF THE
GREAT THINGS THAT MOTHER NATURE
HAS CREATED AND CONCENTRATED
WITH SUPER MALE VIRILITY, AND IT
HAS HELP ME LOSE A TON OF
WEIGHT.
AS YOU CAN SEE RIGHT HERE.
NOW, AGAIN, I WAS NOT PLANNING
THIS TONIGHT, BUT I HAVE
LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT.
YOU CAN COMPARE THIS TO PAST
VIDEOS.
I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN A STRONGER
WARNING.
AND THEN HE WONDERS WHY PEOPLE
DON'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY.
WELL, YOU THINK THAT ALIENS AND
SATAN ARE WORKING TOGETHER
TO DOMINATE THE WORLD, AND THAT
THE ROTHSCHILDS AND THE
ROCKEFELLERS ARE GOING TO KILL
90% OF US.
AND YOU JUST OF YOUR PANTS OFF.
SO, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET
TAKEN A LITTLE MORE
SERIOUSLY, PERHAPS KEEP THE
PANTS ON.
WHAT'S HILARIOUS IS THAT HE
LIVES IN SUCH AN ALTERNATIVE
REALITY THAT HE ACTUALLY THINKS
HE HAS A GOOD BODY.
THAT'S WHY HE'S LIKE, WAIT UNTIL
I SHOW THEM THIS, IT'S AMAZING,
WOW, SUPER MALE VIRILITY.
OKAY.
WE HAVE TOLD HIM COUNTLESS
TIMES, AND HE THINKS WE ARE
AGAINST HIM, BUT WE ARE TRYING
TO HELP YOU OUT BROTHER,
KEEP THE SHIRT ON AND DEFINITELY
KEEP THE PANTS ON.
IS NOT GOING TO GO WELL FOR HIM
IN TRIAL.
HOW IS THIS TRIAL NOT OVER
ALREADY?
HOW IS THERE NOT A GAVEL THE
MINUTE THE JUDGE SAW HIM
TAKE HIS PANTS OFF ON TAPE?
BUT ALL RIGHT, WE WILL SEE, AND
AGAIN, I HAVE NO OPINION ON THE
ACTUAL FACTS OF THE FAMILY
RELATIONSHIPS, GOD BLESS I
HOPE THE KIDS ARE OKAY.
