You're not going to die.
l'm holding the ladder.
lfyou fall,
Iand on the mattress.
Hello. Yes. Yes.
We're having some problems
with our plumbing, and l was--
[ Man ]
t can't move.
[ Men Grunting ]
There's no reason why
you should've heard ofme.
l don't have
any references.
tjust--
- Somebody here
call a carpenter ?
- Oh, yes. We did.
[Walter]
Yale. Yeah.
Don't let go ofthe ladder !
How much
do l make a year ?
Uh, how much
doyou make a year ?
Really ?
No. No, that's not
aJewish name.
Get out ofmy life,
would you ?
[Anna ] Don't touch me, pig !
t'm serious.
Get away from me.
Stop it !
Oh, yeah ?
Well, l'm sory.
She didn't say nothin'
about being married.
l just thought she was
good-lookin' wool.
This animal attacked me !
l didn't say anything
about anything.
Look, l don't wanna
cause trouble.
lfl came on
a little strong,
l'm sory, okay ?
No, it's not okay.
Just get out ofhere.
Well, okay.
Ifthat's whatyou want.
l thinkwe should call
the police.
Hey, let's not
get nuts here.
[ Sighing ]
Who areyou an_ay ?
Art Shirk.
l'm the carpenter.
l thinkwe spoke on the phone.
- You're the carpenter ?
- Yeah. Well, l guess
l'll be going.
Oh, wait a minute !
Just wait a minute.
Maybe we can clear this up.
Clearthis up ?
What areyou doing ?
He tried--
l know,
but he's supposed to be
a really good carpenter.
- He tried to attack me.
- Hejust thoughtyou were
good-lookin' wool--
an attractive woman.
He didn't know whoyou were.
[ Chuckling ]
Look, uh,
doyou know
how hard it is to find
a really good carpenter ?
Besides, l think
he's got a brother
who's a plumber.
Really ? A brother
who's a plumber ?
Doyou think
l should sleep with him ?
[ Chuckling ]
l think l'm going
to start dinner.
The house
is gonna be great.
Great.
Great !
Hey, l'm sory
about that--
You'll have plenty
ofopportunities
to make it up to us.
You know, usually a woman
calls a carpenter,
she's lookin' for
the old ''hammer and nail.''
And l don't mean--
Yeah, l know whatyou mean.
Hey, buddy,
didyou really
buythis house ?
Yes, l did.
[ Men Snickering ]
[ Both Laughing ]
