STEVE: YOU READY?
MAC: YES, SIR.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE.
COME ON, MAN.
NAME SOMETHING A REALLY OLD MAN
MIGHT HAVE THAT'S ALSO REALLY
OLD.
MAC: A CANE.
STEVE: HOW LONG DOES AN OFFICE
ROMANCE REMAIN A SECRET?
MAC: 6 MONTHS.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK:
GROUND...
MAC: ZERO.
STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY
IT HURTS TO FALL ON.
MAC: KNEE.
STEVE: NAME A HOPPING CREATURE
YOU WOULDN'T WANT HOPPING ON
YOU.
MAC: OOH! A GRASSHOPPER.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A REALLY
OLD MAN MIGHT HAVE THAT'S ALSO
REALLY OLD.
YOU SAID...GOT A CANE.
SURVEY SAID...
HOW LONG DOES AN OFFICE
ROMANCE REMAIN A SECRET?
YOU SAID 6 MONTHS.
SURVEY SAID...
MAC: OOH.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK:
GROUND...WHAT?
YOU SAID...GROUND ZERO.
SURVEY SAID...
NAME A PART OF THE BODY
IT HURTS TO FALL ON.
YOU SAID...THE KNEE.
SURVEY SAID...
NAME A HOPPING CREATURE
YOU WOULDN'T WANT HOPPING ON
YOU.
YOU SAID...GRASSHOPPER.
SURVEY SAID...
MAC: UGH!
STEVE: GERALD, WE GOT A LITTLE
WORK AHEAD OF US. MAC GOT 62.
GERALD: OK.
STEVE: YOU NEED 138. YOU READY
GERALD?
GERALD: YES, SIR.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF MAC'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
COME ON, LET'S SHOCK 'EM,
GERALD.
NAME SOMETHING A REALLY OLD MAN
MIGHT HAVE THAT'S ALSO REALLY
OLD.
GERALD: SHOES.
STEVE: HOW LONG DOES AN OFFICE
ROMANCE REMAIN A SECRET?
GERALD: A MONTH.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK:
GROUND... WHAT?
GERALD: HOG.
STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY
IT HURTS TO FALL ON.
GERALD: BUTT.
STEVE: NAME A HOPPING CREATURE
YOU WOULDN'T WANT HOPPING ON
YOU.
GERALD: FROG.
STEVE: BOY...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
THAT WAS A HECK OF AN EFFORT,
YOUNG MAN--WIN, LOSE, OR DRAW.
GERALD: THANK YOU.
STEVE: NOW LET'S GO SEE HOW WE
DID.
VANESSA: LET'S GO!
MAC: BRING US HOME, BABY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A REALLY
OLD MAN MIGHT HAVE THAT'S ALSO
REALLY OLD.
YOU SAID...SHOES.
SURVEY SAID...
MAC: YES, SIR!
STEVE: CLOTHES AND SHOES WAS THE
NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
ANDREA: ALL RIGHT!
MAC: HA HA HA!
STEVE: HOW LONG DOES AN OFFICE
ROMANCE REMAIN A SECRET?
YOU SAID...ONE MONTH.
SURVEY SAID...
MAC: YES, SIR.
STEVE: ONE WEEK WAS THE NUMBER-
ONE ANSWER.
GERALD: DAMN!
STEVE: OH, IT DON'T TAKE LONG.
GERALD: HA HA HA!
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK:
GROUND...WHAT?
YOU SAID...GROUNDHOG.
SURVEY SAID...
GROUNDHOG WAS THE NUMBER-ONE
ANSWER.
MAC: HA HA HA! TOLD YOU!
STEVE: NAME A PART OF THE BODY
IT HURTS TO FALL ON.
YOU SAID...YOUR BUTT.
SURVEY SAID...
BUTT WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
YOU NEED A BIG ONE.
MAC: BRING US HOME, GERALD.
STEVE: YOU NEED 41 POINTS.
MAC: BRING US HOME, BABY.
STEVE: NAME A HOPPING CREATURE
THAT YOU WOULDN'T WANT HOPPING
ON YOU.
YOU SAID...FROG.
SURVEY SAID...
GERALD: MY BAD.
STEVE: BOY, YOU SURPRISED ME.
GERALD: HA HA HA!
STEVE: KANGAROO. KANGAROO WAS
THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. $5.00 A
POINT, 890 BUCKS, BUT THEY'RE
COMIN' RIGHT BACK ON "FAMILY
FEUD." Y'ALL COME BACK AND SEE
GERALD PLAY ONE MORE TIME. I'M
STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE Y'ALL
NEXT TIME.
