♪♪
 This week on "Squad Wars,"
 two extraordinary squads,
 each joined by a Try Guy,
 will enter the ring
 at the Squad Wars Arena
 and face off in a
 bone-crunching
 wrestling match.
- [slam]
- Oh, my God!
 In the end,
 they will be judged
 and only one will win
 the most coveted
 reality show award ever,
 the Tryphy.
 Let the smackdown begin!
♪♪
Reno's gonna teach us
the basics of wrestling:
 the body slam...
Ahh!
 ...the suplex
and clothesline.
Oh, my God!
He was...he was murdered!
- Are you guys ready?
- Yeah.
So, we're gonna teach
you guys how to fall.
'kay.
'kay.
Harder.
Oh!
They tell you
it's not gonna hurt,
but it hurts.
You want those hands
to bounce off of the mat.
'kay.
Ooh.
Ow.
Show 'em how it's done.
'kay.
Okay.
Come on, Keith, attack.
Oh!
Already hurts.
[laughter]
Already painful.
Wait a minute,
wrestling's fake, right?
♪♪
