Hey what's up everybody, just a little bit of a
warning: if you can't handle really big or 
shocking surprises
There is a suprise twist in this video where a
guy's head shoots up in the air like a rocket
so if that's possibly triggering for you I would 
turn off the video now, for everyone else
Get ready for a big surprise!
I am a "soy boy," I love eating green bean
called "soy bean"
I'm so excited to watch a concert by vegetable
eating singer, "Billie Eilish."
That's because the green beans make me too
scared to listen to hard core raps for guys
Honestly, if I heard a hard core raps for guys
I'd be so triggered that my arms would shoot
out like rockets
What's up everyone, I am "Eilish"
Hurray! Here Billie take my monies!
I am a "simp," which  Urban Dictonary defines 
as "a square with no game other than 'Rolling 
out the Red-Carpet' for every female."
I'm gonna perform a music song
"Yassss"
It's called...
"**** Vegetables" LOL
I am "Eminem," I do rude raps for guys!
My arms shot out like rockets, just
like I predicted.
Oh well, at least I still have my
♫Grean beans s*ck♫
Heaaaddddd
♫and I don't like brocolli / don't even try to 
feed that food to me♫
♫give me meats, I only eat steaks / you want
to feed me cauliflower that's a misSTEAK♫
♫I like meats♫
Hey sorry, totally forgot to mention that there
is one more surprise, if that scares you
you can tune out now
For everbody else, I will say that the surprise
is related to the whole "soy boy" thing
which I probably should have explained
but basically it's a theory that eating this 
vegetable called the "soy bean" 
makes you into, like, a weakling
Another great Rap Concert - but could you 
imagine how p**ved off my fans would be if
they found out I was actually
a "soy boy"?! LOL
Gimme some grean bean! LOL
Alright everbody, I hope you enjoyed this, but
in all seriousness, it is good to eat 
vegetables, they make your muscles
hard
