And how is that beautiful wife of
yours, who I am impressed with?
You would be so impressed with her
in, uh, in quarantine Howard. I mean,
she just,
yeah. I mean, she's, you know,
her dad built houses and so she's
like the handyman of the house,
the saddest thing now is
when something breaks,
the kids go to her, you
know, they don't even,
they don't even pretend they don't even
think I know where the batteries are.
What kind of man, I'm the same
way. What kind of man am I?
What kind of man are you? I
mean, I can't fix anything.
And, uh, her, her brother is also a handy,
there was when we first
started dating and, uh,
and she was moving into my apartment.
I remember. And by the way, I
was well into my thirties, uh,
playing video games alone in my apartment
and the doorbell rings and it's her
brother in a tool belt.
And he said, I'm here to fix some things
for Lexi. And it was just like, well,
I'm holding an Xbox controller having
to look at this guy and say, Oh yeah,
yeah, I was gonna, yeah, if you
want to do it. Sure. I mean,
I was going to get around to
it, but you can get started.
I was out with a very masculine friend
of mine and we got a flat tire and he
goes, yeah, all right, I'll go out and
change the target. Let me, let me assist.
And I go out there and I'm
like, like, like I'm like, like,
like putting my hands on the tire, trying
to act like I'm involved. I'm like,
yeah, I didn't even know
how to change a tire.
Uh, we were just telling,
uh, the story to someone the other night
when Alexi and I, uh, got a flat tire.
Um, we were, we were like
away for a weekend at, uh, in,
uh, in Connecticut, no
service on her phone.
And, uh, and so we pull into
this diner and Alexi said,
I'll go in and use
their phone to call AAA.
So she goes in and she says to
the waitress, do you have a phone?
We have a flat tire. And she
said, Oh, it'll take AAA an hour,
but my dad's here and he's a
mechanic and he can come out.
And, uh, so this very nice
man goes out with Alexi.
And clearly the last thing he expected
to see was a man sitting in the car.
And I don't even know they're coming.
And I'm sitting in the passenger seat.
We have a seven pound Italian
Greyhound who has to wear a sweater.
And so how emasculating is this?
I got a seven pound sweater dog in my
lap and I'm playing Scrabble on my phone
and this guy like taps on the window.
And he goes, I'm going to change
your tire. And I said, okay.
And then he said, so you have
to get out of the car. Like,
I didn't even know that part.
