- [Michael] Wait, is this - is this a new crew?
- Me, Jack, Jeremy and Ryan?
[Jeremy] I don't know if we've ever seen this crew before.
[Ryan] This is pretty much the, uh, "Future of Achievement Hunter" crew is what it is.
[laughing]
[Michael] Yeah, you're not wrong!
- This is the 2016 crew.
[Jack] We're the "Minus Gs".
[Jeremy] This is "Let's Watch" crew, we did Just Cause.
[Ryan] We did!
[Jeremy] Ba-boom!
[Ryan] And, uh...
[Jack clucking]
[Ryan] Well, most of us did XCOM.
[Jeremy gasping]
[Michael] I mean, we all did XCOM.
[Ryan] Yeah, well...
[Jack] That XCOM thing turned out pretty good.
[Michael] That was fun-sys.
[Jack] We should do that again.
[Michael] Uh, we should make Ryan play again.
[Ryan] Look, it was a collaborative effort.
[Michael] But this is GTA 5.
[Jeremy] Oh, I... damn it.
count
[Jack] You alright Jeremy?
[Jeremy] Yeah...
[Ryan] I really gotta switch back to my old clothes.
- I'm a little tired of the Bane jacket.
[Jack] What the fuck gun is that?
- Sawed off?
[Jeremy] Yeah!
[Michael] Yeah, so, this is "Every Bullet Counts".
[Jack] We played this with what's-his-name...
[Michael] Yeah, Lazlo.
you get out of this is scarier during
the new basically basically this game
type was us kicking the shit out of lies
low for 30 minutes like he got forth
every time it was so much fucking fun so
don't be the new last so you only get
two bullets
ok and kill someone you can take their
animals outside the house but also if
you stop moving you will appear on the
water up
no Jack no soda no I missed up all night
watching me
all right jack yeah so i tried to as I
was aiming at Jeremy Jack killed him
arm I have my hair trigger turned on i
don't like the perfect
if your hair trigger is not you can't
shoot yeah you could fix that in the
settings
you guys are gonna turn it off yeah
where you can do that i was fucking with
the controls
so as you see this is a very quick oh
nice jack
once again
roads yeah and I was praying for that
that your charge
Patrick Bateman jacket at should kill oh
Lord I kill everybody
yeah so do three of the SWAT version of
GTA guys want the only game time i get
more money for living longer than you
cool well you know got to be something
most of particular we're naming forehead
and then by the time of a merit or yeah
but that's not enough
aim and Fire is all the way I'm on an
extended all the names on the chest
doesn't it
yeah but it's a genuine push up it is a
shock
well to get shot in the chest from you
know 10 feet out your dead
what's a shotgun this is a pistol ya
know it looks like a sawed-off is a nice
official it's a marksman pistol yeah oh
well you
haha what up wow that was quick
oh oh you you
well I me pray we rely on right at each
other and you and you took all the
bullets to the grave so yeah yeah I know
is I want that one right in looking at
not came away from what I ran into boy
and it is noted wait what am i doing
I was like I was trying to hatchet you
and it just blew a hole in the stairwell
that's not as Christ what that is like
you have to see my fucking perspective
tribalism had a helicopter view of the
two you guys running right next to each
other
it was the size on the roof you appeared
out of nowhere
founded that that what was happening I
was like oh my god I looked awesome
this drop-down like right when you drop
that role in the morning something right
next to it
you guys like like with it without the
perspective it looks like you're running
right next to each other
you're so in in sync God
all right thirteen battle buddies we're
constantly out here
oh wait sorry no we're still the Navy
pant because we never beat that thing
all right
yeah we got to get back to that will be
it yeah someday hello is anyone anyway
everyone who's gonna shoot me stop
no Jen if i stop the show up on radar
yeah yeah first look you have a second
or two before you show up
I was a baby yeah like five seconds just
hello is anyone home
no yes UPS shred
come on United pistol one God oh yes
Ryan John one
all right out of bullets though yeah
you're not gonna get any for me
nope up ok let's run down I'm camming
Ryan running around with a hatchet
no not at all no no we want to be real i
showing you here you want to share me
with the big idea
can I shot each other yeah I put a
bullet in his chest but it makes it two
rounds
judge of game 1 for 7 j
your first ever win you know in this
game mode yes
are you off like this would happen I
don't know I did it was having lost I'm
awfulness
come on ma be yeah the distance between
that first shot in your second shot is
harsh
yeah it might be me and you just take
charge in
I got zero kill jack up the most skilled
for hold and pull it together all right
Michael is in all right
every bullet count to this is the second
one we were at some kind of armed
I forget who won the first one we were
just a little j & j 12 rounds in a row
and I got zero kills so I'm really
hoping you really about who gets the
most kills it really is and he wins
so trying to both other guy I want to
have a cat head
I have a fox it i have an owl oh I can't
blow a kiss
yeah yeah yeah well what's going on
there any winter
let's get your finger yeah on your Mac
like a bug face what do you guys got
I got a bear I'm like an alien I'm a pig
with cleavage pretty important
ok really weird all right do I look
awesome stretching out
I do not know how Oh men I mean like an
awesome like meth then I think we're all
in an awesome Beth did ya get out of the
salt
yes then is my favorite up on the map
because i'm staring at myself but don't
go to the person on the number was
running you show up on the map you're
running - no no you don't you do you
don't you don't go into this room is
going to be the only Shelby stand still
yeah i can confirm standing still bad is
it warned you
you can see yourself on the map as well
duh to read Oh God
j how long were you behind me really
walk haha
Little J was stalking me damn it i
should have just shot you got me
I heard the shot had to be Jack Jack
shot you run hat
all right no I should have wasted my
bullets
Jack and Michael and he get his bullets
shot like a pig by pick those bullets
oh boy . motherfucker hunting enemy
have you had your bacon today come here
let me help you God
all right
it's terrifying oh right your heart like
going in my heart ambien bears keep
their heart damn it - get some kills
damn i thought as soon as I saw you you
were going to hatch at me I i had the
pistol was just trying to conk on the
head with it and should but that's a
scary shitty house
yeah yeah it's rainy it's night time I
figured a spoon training important role
and shut the fuck up
I have mouth is he hideous yeah I need
some rich just you Jesus
ripped jeans skin Michelle god it was
showing
I didn't even know this was here is you
know you pansy
where you think you got it bad hey out
ok not sure why you do that but right
but i just want to hit people
all right then he kicked me in the knee
and I died i'm certain understand why
you were so bad that I yeah you have to
take risks
he did win the last game something I did
yeah right
it's also buddy but they didn't go where
I wanted them to go
having me last night Michael I saw him
run around a corner where are you
are you 30 oh god no no no no I didn't
mean to do that
oh ok oh oh god this happen
that was my song with you what just
happened i saw Michael on the map and
then we round the corner and anybody
ever still whip them
god damn it Michael my screen looks like
you both just passed out what happened
oh my god let me get my screen
where is everybody well i was down in
tears and tired
Jack found ok Oh No
huh oh you my god come on come out come
on
I see your bare face around the corner
haha
it is it's not reading it was here
back back going to give fucker bug-eyed
piece of shit
yeah Oh with us oh it's over
Dodge was very impressive
it was very much . photo by good shot
and then you just died in the corner
holy shit
uh-huh right we are holding it down man
up and lock that 0
welcome to tequila
bienvenido a tequila oh it's not only as
a seventy-nine percent radio oh yes it
was a fucking dog turn
well maybe our review push it over into
the 88 the other be have a1 flows at B
when you guys were going to school
Abby was between a three and 87 is lower
than 83 was a bee - oh you you have the
same rating scale i did was weirdly like
not 10 . well yeah yeah well I was like
you didn't ya right 93 100 days and then
ya know if my school - 93 it up wasn't
it
yeah and then what yeah I 90 - 90 91 92
were all day - we didn't have a day -
they're like fucking so you got if you
got a 90 you still gotta be something i
M plus i'm really for me i got an a
minor I had the little Jay Cutler jtag
there or whatever
what have you by the way I you know I'm
just listening on the forehead i was for
some reason thinking about that the
ultimate showdown song you guys from an
option yeah man
absolutely i'm familiar with a great
description of it occurs to me that
there's one character that made it into
that song that just has no business
being there pretty janky pick who that
might be
no of everyone that appears that sausage
he'll know most arrogant or aaron carter
yeah it was definitely Aaron how are
your health at aaron carter get in with
Optimus Prime
Batman Abraham Lincoln because he came
out of the blue and start beating up
Shaquille O'Neal man
yeah but you re larder what I got
I mean even pee-wee's Playhouse people
are not up
oh god oh I tried fucked up michael has
the time you saw her
Wow damn
Michael's back in the room I mean like I
pulled that I felt like a fold it first
I she said nothing for me there I put a
bullet shot first and Michael and miss
all the greed oh yeah that is what
happened
I open the door from the basement it was
over my confidence up after killing Jack
and the next room Jeremy was like doodoo
in the basement is not fun there's only
one way out yeah I discovered that you
stop reloading if you bump into a wall
oh no really I think you also i assumed
i did I think you also stop reloading I
even though
yeah which is why you shot first but
then I rolled immediately after that so
really i didn't i didn't reload before I
rolled well-heeled the tribe that we
won't damage shot you right in the
fucking every image on a hill evil right
in your brain here talking brave this
God try to mail a people i think i think
i can close the Cheramie you have a
fucking guy just - I'm not confident my
irritability you shouldn't be confident
you may like a better
did you got to see my fucking screen
Michael put the going with my mouth here
fucking head is all your brain
come out Oh make it was so violent
oh god I was scared of this one
open the door people
wow what a shame well I was unfortunate
year and that's it my kill rights
multiple rounds now as we cook fried
right here at this game mode
that it's I think you even hit left
trigger for us to get when i do i have
left your room
yeah there are you with that one
so that's why - I waited downstairs go
Ryan showed up and I shot him
section is all you do that yes i was
waiting all right
see this will work Ryan still doing well
my score on hold for one this time
all right one let's just calm down hey
would you get less RP than Germany he he
probably died first
yeah he probably you're talking about
yeah you know he said he was right les
are you said the jury less than Jeremy
and you're like yeah he probably did
this right well we know that you were
having a totally worn ,
listen I don't you guys want to be a
part of a guys talk to myself
guy shot and well shut up i'm talking
about it that Jack I was an asshole huh
we should we haven't done anything with
the boat yet have we WTF of it
we should do that the yacht ah the Venn
diagram a yacht fits in the circle of
boat does it though
yes I don't know it's a thing that
floats on water street people get in
that's a boat
it's a floating luxury while it is I
mean by that like you don't call a
walkabout in some cases it is ok that
raft so right yeah you can make a raft a
lot of little berries anything about how
very thing and hauling logs and make it
into a canoe
we are at the moon like percentages left
and right yeah uh-huh
majestic strength I could I need that
right now I could
grizzly bear yeah
accuracy they're all right Jackson eagle
I'm a wolf
jeremy is a grizzly bear i'm assuming
either he's a really dumb chip my nope
I'm a bear I griever I'm a bear i also
have a fluffy coat on so it's like i'm
extra bag at the bank
boys make a deposit your face
I just heard someone open a door i'm
assuming they're on the second floor now
but it's just the wrong assumption right
there
it was you know what
oh come on
and you actually hit me that time damn
man i'll let you fired
I'm gonna need you start burning up your
bullets yeah I can't kill people
you should add me dead or right so I
don't know why didn't I you shall be
right in the back
i I just can't kill be both one boy I
heard you hit that every bullet count so
oh god damn it I can't believe I owe you
and I'm gonna shot him anywhere and I
was the longest death look like a log
and then he grabbed her chest and then
you slowly fell over a I'm a big thing
it takes me awhile to die right Michael
Perry is so happy when she started
reloading your gun and I was coming up
the stairs after you like to hear me
it says he didn't die like it's over she
has accepted
are you right where you jack hiding from
you
why are you hiding also looking for you
yeah this is somebody doesn't pay
attention
good Oh someone's not paying attention
was gonna be the hell does that mean it
means one of you one of you walked right
by the other one
how you know anywhere on your screen it
was probably harder for you to see
because you gotta remember jerry we're
in third person right right slightly
wider perspective but one of you was
like right from the up that funny
oh that's how you doing jack
this is it is looking like you know nope
screwed ego call damn stupid marksman
pistol not yet not yet Ryan will get
there
yeah
its your right as computers kool Kat Kat
gonna kill me or I add
he's already dead something that's
already on the ultimate showdown with
aaron carter starring aaron carter keep
moving
fuck off no no you fucking whatever you
are Ryan what a coffee fucking whatever
you are right i am it both of your
mother fuckers
fine go away
what was worried that all right i just
got done shooting a gun
nothing at all damn it hit him again
oh come on I you doing what
come on guys bye
I was way past his fellow machete I
called you in the face which on myself
oh come on just died kill him cool
no security of the fuck i think i went
the wrong way
god damn it just fell over dead gear i
get from demanded you're looking down
there
why don't you die from bullets Mike oh
oh all right Jeremy shootin peanuts at
me every time it's on the back and I'm
like what was that
damn it and then you ask me why I don't
shoot people
it's this work to hatch it kills like
him
damn it Jack and I ego hatchet fight
quite right when Ryan was about to run
into fight you jack and shot him in the
bag is you know really was like it a lot
damn it also you got that kill know you
got the killer but I just weaken the
shit out of him right now no you killed
him
I shot him in the spine you're sure did
thanks Ryan our having like a standoff
at the beginning there was someone right
above you to all really yeah both of you
fuckers with behind pillars
yeah damn it i got Jeremy oh I'm taking
it
Ryan you killed me though no I killed
you know what I feel like all right oh
sure - I'm gonna double kill right now
okay I shot hear me across the map that
I club my gosh and then you shot i said
i actually just clubbed you but wow
nicely done jack is the game i got
killed though I got lucky like you do
that Allah you died . your gun at me
just like you know what I didn't even
see you that time Ryan moms to me on no
I was across the master right now LOL
congratulations you did it kill you
wow yeah kill Jeremy that I've club
Michael and he shot me in the back you
cowardly bastard
in my experience shooting in the back
doesn't do what she would do I should do
one more game
well Michael very shopping you know we
should do one more
you want to know which one was your
favorite like a three round her I think
the bank is probably my favorite it was
fun though I mean we just did it but I
was a shithouse as fuck the first house
to the second episode of the first one
first yeah i like the first house better
the second house scares me yeah
so close for so she just a shitty house
this is the beach and I'm very long
and it's fucking fault in destiny but
it's a little bit longer if we don't
suck down from its driven
yes if people with more timorous are in
multiple people when i'm around for
something interesting you will try this
round in first person
oh sure if we lost in that water Wow
alright alright for higher said it a
great idea
hey you know let's change it up a little
entering first person
all right here we go yeah oh yes
terra looks around and got you under
glasses and everything is yellow take
off what you mean oh crap you can see
better and not Michael again that he did
you did hit me first 20 shot in the neck
out it's not
I and how we leave we're moving we're
moving quicker all want Tommy mid-roll
Ryan was on my screen you kind of jumped
up
yeah we had you know what you maybe show
me mid-jump right jack to me
are you yeah i'm gonna get killed the
gun by the end of this rope
go on that door hear your footsteps
you are hustling you - yeah you move
oh yeah you move a lot of federal Oh
making go round
Michael your chest you did I took a
minute a minute to aim for the hit
though it was worth it
[Ryan] Maybe first person is my jam.
[Michael] That could be it, Ryan.
[Michael] Could be covered in jam.
[Ryan] Ah, sweet raspberry jam...
[Jeremy] Ooh, I want a kill so badly with the gun.
[Ryan] Just shoot somebody!
[Jeremy] Trust me Ryan, I've shot so many people. [laughs] Well, I've shot Michael a lot
[Jack] Jeremy's journey to get one kill...
[Jeremy] I won the first game.
flute get right out of the gate yep
I'll take it all right first
nope this opens up
oh god now oh come on Michael
I bet ya know oh damn it wasn't your
second boy
yeah I don't have any doubt Jeremy I had
I could run before i could run at you
that's like fuck it you're like what are
the odds so cool that sounds like you
all right found you guys again Ryan we
don't hear and I don't like you about
you already won yeah he's fucking clean
that up
yeah Ryan congratulations after I you
know I go on me down no secret that
killed before you are
I was just like as soon as I shot my dad
he didn't die my heart say it's over
yeah we traded blows and then I just
fired off my second shot at wasted it
Oh around three
nice yellow tinted everything you could
take those off
yeah like you or you can play longer
I don't complain about it
ocean that was a bad jump right back
damn it did you fire your second one no
Ryan is blasted I'm hurt
as you want how are you fucking kidding
me
and are just in case what's up i was
gonna spoil where you are a good man
oh my god it's so dizzy now
well I don't know where he is run
hold on your back you're leaking wow I
didn't know where it came from and
Jeremy shopping from the roof yah where
that shit nice that's a real sniper move
yet so the game goes on arm and first
time we've got a 30
it's the first one first - Jack I was
trying to get the last round two and
have read it might go on the way this
could be it probably will be it
yeah but it might not be add it up
it's like yourself who hasn't won one
Jeremy Jeremy you went around kill Max a
lot
wow what wow dude up
oh shit I feel something was about to
happen
oh wow
all right Jeremy and Ryan Jeremy you
take him out
we want to the final round of your
researcher me Ryan wins
ok even see you
yes wow this is an exciting wow are you
know she cares for all the marbles for
all the bullets I saw that you can ride
with me what it looks like God we see
this in Brian's computer chimes in
yeah here's my thoughts on the situation
stop I get here it ok
your computer's like the cricket like if
you did enough noise it stops for like a
minute and then she goes right back to
you
I got gotta admit it you seriously bad
bearings in one of the I mean they're
bad now
oh shit i want to have it haha right you
jump out right in front of me
well my web cam froze when I have tapped
it the last time oh good
when you kick your computer your design
oh that's not good Bok Bok Bok Bok wanna
hook up
all right Jeremy's going on the roof
again no I know how to get I'm not going
on the river and other than inside
we're from inside it's actually the
window you sneak in while Jeremy shot me
didn't kill me and i have no idea what
run around the other way
no I ran outside there's people running
any one of you like what I wonder
Jack and Jeremy were right in front a
shot Jeremy just ran away and right at
the end of the hallway Jack gonna be
there next to the car when I shot you in
the red back so you ran the other way
with it
that was awesome all right well I
stopped recording to think of everything
looks like it locked up so nice
well . there is like a solid finish show
Johnny won the first game i want to and
Jack 12 and none for Ryan
god dammit i had four kills at least a
nice day he had four kills and no webcam
who let's stop
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it's a cartoon about girls yeah I minute
- yeah
Michael's make you guys a girl huh yeah
so my OK me Gavin's in it is well not
the only one not in it
yeah they've been the whole goddamn
company can you guys don't turn they
have swords it's mine don't turn around
art
well fuck you
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