*applause*
Um yeah, so up until this point,
There have been a bunch of fights of youtubers no one really cares about.
h o w  i n t e r e s t i n g
But now, it's finally time for Jake and Da Gee to box it out!
*This is what rock bottom looks like*
save me
*referee ascends from the depths of hell*
Yeah, um, it's time to get this party started!
Coming to the ring first is Jake Paul!
*Stumbles to the ring, lookin high tbh*
Alright, and here is Day Gee "The Tank", which he likes to call himself.
I have no words to explain this
Um, yeah you can start!
*punch*
*boing*
*punch again* *Deji flies out M E G A O O F*
Okay, the winner is Jake. (lord have mercy on us)
Do you have anything to say?
Um, yeah buy my M E R C (shittiest merc ever also wtf his hair looks like spaghet)
*ascends to higher existence*
Um, okay. Anyways, please welcome Logan "The Maverick" Paul!
*intensely enters*
Alright, and here is "The Nightmare", ksi!
*Graceful, but still very strange entrance*
Okay, you can begin! *r o u n d 1*
*vicious punching*
*ding ding ding!*
Um, yeah, that was it. Time for Round Two! *r o u n d 2*
*punch*
*ding ding ding!*
*punch*
*Snapping spine in two*
Hold on a second! You hit him after the bell. (no shit Sherlock)
Not cool!
R E D C A R D (god damn another M E G A O O F)
Okay, time for the next round.
*Big bang theory man appears*
Come on, guys. Make love, not war. Why fight when we can instead all get along?
Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Thanks, Sheldon.
However,
guess what?
don't you do it
What?
DON'T YOU DO IT
B A Y Z I N G A
*Proceeds to hit three MLG no scopes to his enemies*
*death followed by applause*
#1 Victory Royale! (but fork knife is dead- okay nvm)
*stares into soul*
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