- Ruby's got the ball.
Ruby's coming toward the goal.
Ruby's gonna score.
Ruby's gonna score, and she's
gonna knock over the goal
and be super cute!
(bright music)
(laughter)
Hi there.
You know, ones of twos
of people have asked us,
"What do you do after dinner?"
Well, the answer is ...
- Play soccer with Ruby.
- It turns out Ruby is a soccer player.
Ruby's new nickname is Rubiano Rubinaldo.
- Really?
- No.
- Oh.
- But let's play soccer.
- I can actually use my feet,
'cause I can't use my hand.
- [Penn] What happened to your hand?
- I tore a lig..a..ment.
- [Penn] Doing what?
- Playing basketball.
(utters enthusiastically)
I'm wearing my footie PJs.
- So it's gonna be Mommy and Penn Charles
versus Lola and Ruby, and I'm
gonna be the sportscaster,
because I used to be a sportscaster.
- Recognize that Ruby is a dog,
and I have a busted finger.
- [Penn] Ruby, Ruby,
you're going that way.
Mommy and Penn Charles are going that way.
Here we go.
Steal by Ruby.
And Ruby's got the ball,
she's headed toward the goal
if she goes in the goal it's a...
Ooop, she's going in the goal.
Get past Penn, ooop
she's going around back.
- [Mom] Hey, Buddy? Remember what I...
- [Penn] She dropped it.
- [Dad] Oh, nice steal. Go, Ruby, go!
- [Penn] Mommy she dropped it!
- [Mom] Buddy.
- [Dad] Are you crying about a dog?
- [Mom] With a dog?
- [Penn] I can't steal it. She dropped it.
- Ruby!
- [Dad] And she's gonna
score, but Ruby with a steal!
Here comes Ruby! She gets past
Penn Charles into the goal.
She forgets the ball;
there's a stick she's found.
A stick. The stick is much
more interesting than the ball.
Did you get rid of the stick?
- Yes, I got rid of the stick.
I think she was trying to eat it whole.
- [Dad] I know, Ruby's
playing great defense though.
- Ruby!
- [Dad] Lola...looking
to stop Penn Charles.
He's like a freight train.
And, it's just wide right.
Ooop, and it's in front of the goal.
And Penn Charles is crying.
So, Ruby tripped Penn Charles
and Penn Charles gets a penalty shot.
Remember, it is a dog, Penn
Charles. Ruby is a dog!
(Lola yelling)
- [Dad] And a save
...ooop, Ruby with a steal!
C'mon, this way. In there,
in there, in the goal.
In the goal, in the goal, in the goal.
In the goal, in the goal, Ruby!
Man, she's playing amazing defense though.
Oh, almost scored,
but now she found some poop
on the side of the street.
Ruby's got the ball. Ruby's
coming toward the goal.
Ruby's gonna score, Ruby's gonna score
and she's gonna knock over
the goal and be super cute!
Team Luby 1 no...ooop.
There's another steal.
Ruby is crushing you right now Mom.
You can try to get it back from her,
she's kind of dominating you right now.
Stolen by Penn Charles,
stolen back by Lola.
Ruby's got the ball, and goal for Ruby!
Two to nothing team Rola.
- [Penn] It's our ball!
- [Mom] Our ball. Buddy?
- [Dad] Here you go.
Relax! It's a dog, dude!
Ruby's one goal away from a hat trick.
She's going to her left.
Lola is in the middle,
Ruby goes behind the goal.
She sees a piece of grass
that she wants to eat.
Lola get the ball. GOAL
Lola! Three nothing.
- Dad, that was the first goal
- [Dad] That was
- Dad, that was the first
goal I've ever made.
- [Dad] Really? You should do a cartwheel.
Wait, you have a busted finger though.
- One-handed cartwheel
- [Dad] Oh wow!
That's kind of impressive.
- Okay, Buddy, here's our chance.
- [Dad] Alright, oh here we
go, a chance to go score.
Mommy's got a chance. Uh, blocked by Ruby.
- [Mom] Can I distract her?
- [Dad] Yeah.
- [Mom] With a stick?
- [Dad] That's probably
a smart thing to do.
Right now you guys are
down three, nothing.
Like Ruby is dominating you at this point.
- [Mom] Oh, she cut it.
- [Dad] Oh, she found some
poop under the trampoline.
She's distracted.
Here comes Penn Charles
in his minion pajamas,
with the shot, blocked by Lola
who's wearing a pink raccoon onesie.
Ruby's got the ball, oh,
Ruby's going on the left side.
Ruby has stopped because Ruby
may have found a squirrel.
Oh, it's a goal. Nice shot!
(upbeat music)
Oh man, that is a wide-open fast break.
Goal for Ruby again.
Lola's wearing pink onesie
pajamas with a raccoon on them.
And her teammate Ruby gonna
ruin all of Mommy's landscaping
she spent all weekend working on.
And Ruby has now found
her...oh, Ruby's found her cake.
She's found her chewy cake.
Her chewy cake is more
interesting than her soccer balls.
Wait, can I sub in for Mommy?
- Yes.
She's making her way down the right side.
Oh, and she found her little squeaky toy.
Her squeaky toy is more interesting.
Penn Charles I'm open, I'm open. I'm open.
I'm open, I'm open, I'm
open. I'm open. I'm open.
- Wait, I better play more.
- And it's four to two. Team Penn Penn.
- And it's now four to three,
coming down to one minute left.
Penn's wide open, Penn's
wide open, Penn's wide open,
Penn's wide open, Penn's
wide open, Penn's wide open.
He does not pass it.
(laughing)
- [Mom] Oh, will she get it back?
- Four to four, only 15 seconds left.
Fail by Ruby, 5 seconds left
- [Mom] Ruby! Ruby.
- Three, two, one
(all shouting)
- [Dad] It's a goal!
- No, you guys already...
- [Mom] Love it!
- The game is over!
So the game is over,
it's okay, we had fun.
(Penn Charles whispering)
It's okay. Ruby is a dog.
It's okay for Ruby to win
every once in a while.
(Penn Charles whispering)
- You said 10 seconds
for like two minutes.
- I know, because I wanted Ruby to win.
You know why I wanted Ruby to win?
- Because you were against her?
- No, it's not because I'm against her.
It's because she's a dog.
(laughing)
- [Mom] Can we agree
that that's ridiculous
for you to be upset about the dog winning?
