
Spanish: 
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH....
VIAJAR!!!!
VIAJAR ES HERMOSO!!! CIERTO?(como tu 7u7)
CONOCES NUEVOS PAISES, NUEVAS CULTURAS
PERO YO QUIERO HABLAR LITERALMENTE DE VIAJAR!!
ESE PERIODO DE TIEMPO
QUE HAY
CUANDO TE MUEVES DE UN LUGAR A OTRO(7u7u7u7u7)
Y YO.... ODIO!!! VIAJAR!!!! (QUE?!!!!?)
YO HACE 2 AÑOS..... NUNCA ME HABÍA SUBIDO
A UN AVIÓN EN MI VIDA
PEEEEEEERO....ENTRE 2013 Y ESTE AÑO
ME HE SUBIDO A UNOS 50 AVIONES MAS O MENOS
CLAAAARO, AL PRINCIPIO
ES COMO: "WIIIIII(grito de lanita)...AVIONESSSS" :D
PERO LUEGO
YA ES COMO....
VOLAR!! VOLAR..SI....VOLAR ES LINDO,ES BONITO VOLAR(askdfgh_se muere :v_)
GDFGSFDGSSFDGSFGGSSASGA
ESO DE QUE.....SU MALETA ES DEMASIADO GRANDE PARA EL AVIÓN(7u7)
SU VUELO SE RETRASO 2 HORAS
TENEMOS...LA LEVE SOSPECHA DE QUE USTED
LLEVA DROGAS!!!
ASÍ QUE TENDRÉ QUE METERLE UN DEDO EN EL ANO
Y ESO.... NI SIQUIERA ES LO PEOR !!!
LO PEOR ES QUE........ES QUE, ES QUE "ME GUSTO"(IU)
VAMOS A EMPEZAR CON LAS COSAS QUE
ODIO DE VIAJAR EN AVION
PARA QUE DEMONIOS SIRVE EL CINTURÓN DE SEGURIDAD
ESTAS EN UN AVIÓN
A MILES DE KILÓMETROS DE ALTURA
SI EL AVIÓN SE LLEGA A CAER
EL CINTURÓN NO TE VA A SALVAR
O SEA, NO ES COMO QUE VAYA A PASAR ALGO ASI..............
"JHONY...ESTAMOS CAYENDO...
"NAAAAA......NO TE PREOCUPES"
"SOLO PONTE EL CINTURÓN"
"Y ESTAREMOS BIEN"
"EHHH EEESTAS SEGURO?"
"OOOOOOBVIO, CONFÍA EN EL CINTURON"

English: 
TRAVEL
Travel!
Traveling is beautiful. Right?
You get to know new countries, new cultures.
But I want to talk about traveling literally.
That period of time that goes by when you move from one place to another
And I HATE TRAVELING!
Two years ago, i had never been on a plane in my life
Buuut, betwen 2013 and this year
I have been in about 50 airplanes, more or less.
Of course, on the begining is like
"YAY, AIRPLANES"
But then is like...
Flying? Yeah, flying is nice. Flying is-*killing himself*
That thing  of "Your suitcase is too big for the plane."
"Your flight was delayed two hours"
"We have the slight suspicion that you are carrying drugs
so I will have to put a finger in your anus"
And that was not even the worst! 
The worst is, it's that I liked it.
Let's start with the things I hate about traveling on a plane.
What the hell is the seat belt for?
YOU ARE IN A PLANE! THOUSANDS OF MILES UP!
If the plane falls down, the belt will not save you.
I mean, it's not like something like THAT is going to happen..
JOHNNY WE'RE FALLING DOWN!!!
Naah, don't worry, just put on your seat belt and everything we'll be fine!
Ehh, are you sure?
Of course, trust in the seat belt!

English: 
OK!
What did I tell you? We are fine!
Another things I don't understand... 
is math.
But another thing I don't understand related to the video
It is that when you are sitting on the plane, a lady always says:
"Ladies and gentlemen, please turn off your cell phones."
WHY?!
What will happen if I do not turn off my phone?
IS THE PLANE GOING TO FALL OR WHAT?
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to reach to our destination, we also remind you to keep your cell phone off at all times."
"Thank youu"
"Attention, we are having a technical failure and the plane is going to fall at any moment. We ask you to keep calm and peace at any moment".
"We had a little problem with the plane".
"We ask you to keep calm, now everything is alright.
Thank youu".
"Attencion we all are gonna die, slowly and painfully. WE ARE GOING TO DIEEE"
*sobing* *clears throat* 
"Now everything much better"

Spanish: 
"OHH OOH OOOK"
"QUE TE DIJE...."
"ESTAMOS BIEN..."
OTRA COSA QUE NO ENTIENDO
SON......LAS MATEMÁTICAS
PEEEERO... OTRA COSA QUE NO ENTIENDO
RELACIONADO CON EL VIDEO
ES QUE CUANDO ESTAS SENTADO EN EL AVIÓN
SIEMPRE UNA DAMA DICE:
"DAMAS Y CABALLEROS... POR FAVOR APAGUEN SUS CELULARES"
POOOOORQUEEEEE???
QUE VA A PASAR SI NO APAGO EL CELULAR?
SE VA A CAER EL AVIÓN O QUE?
"DAMAS Y CABALLEROS...ESTAMOS A PUNTO DE LLEGAR A NUESTRO DESTINO....."
"TAMBIÉN LE RECORDAMOS....."
"MANTENER SU TELÉFONO CELULAR APAGADO EN TODO MOMENTO"
"GRACIASSSSSSS......."
"ATENCIÓN...ESTAMOS TENIENDO UNA FALLA TÉCNICA... EL AVIÓN SE VA A CAER EN CUALQUIER MOMENTO...."
"ROGAMOS MANTENER LA CALMA Y TRANQUILIDAD ANTE TODO MOMENTO....."
"HEMOS TENIDO UN PEQUEÑO PROBLEMA CON EL AVIÓN...LE PEDIMOS MANTENER LA CALMA....."
"AHORA TODO ESTA BIEN.....GRACIASSSSS..."
"ATENCIÓN .......!!!! TODOS VAMOS A MORIR LEEENTA Y DOLOROSAMENTE...." :V
"VAMOS A MORIIIIIIIIIR......."
AAAH... UUH... EJEM EJEM
"YA TODO ESTA MUCHO MEJOR...YA PUEDEN ESTAR TRANQUILOS..."

Spanish: 
"EN UN MOMENTO DAREMOS INICIO A NUESTRO SERVICIO DE COMIDAS....GRACIASSSS"
AAAAH! AAAAH!

English: 
"You can be relaxed, in a moment we will start our food service. Thank you"
*everyone starts panicking*
And another thing that anyone knows is that the food on the airplanes.. SUCKS.
Uuunless you're flying on first class.
On first class they give you 
'Diamont Incrusted Chicken that went to college served on a gold plate'
Buuut, if you fly on the back you'll luckily get thrown a hard piece of bread.
"Miss"
We have to pay a ticket more expensive than your sister
And they give you a HORRIBLE plate of food.
Like your sister.
And you can't complain.
I mean, what are you going to say.
"Uhum, Miss".
"Yes, sir."
"First of all, I want to congratulate you for the excellent service.
I have traveled the whole world and I have never been treated with such elegance, such joy. And I must say
from the bottom of my heart and with the best intentions in the world, that the food of this
beautiful airplane tastes like dog's shit".
NOO
Aside, I don't know what's wrong with the airplanes but they have awful sound
Every time there's an announcement is like
"Attencion...
*babble*
...thank you"
And the worst is when they say it on english
The announcements on spanish are good
They do them with elegance and manner
BUUUT for the english announcements
They always pick the guy who least knows english
".. thank you for choosing our airline

English: 
have a great fly"
"WELCOM TU DIS AVION, WII AR TERRIBLE JAPY 
"Welcome to this plane, we are terribly happy
DAT YUR FLAYING GUIT OS, UYUI"
that you are flying with us, uy uy"
Another HORRIBLE thing is what they do before
Before (*in a really high voice*) you get on the plane
Going through security
*walking extremely happy*
"Hey hey Sir, I need to check your suitcase"
"Eh, okay. Yes"
"Put it here, please"
"Okay"
"Let's see, what do we have here?"
"Some clothes" *sniffs* "Yuck"
"What is this?"
"They're..*awkward laugh* those are my underwear"
"Is there drug here? Eh?"
"This looks suspicious!"
"Nothing here, nothing there. Nothing here, nothing-
I have to inspect thoroughly"
*sniffs deeply*
"Where's the drug, where's the drug?!"
"Okay Sir, you're clean. Go ahead!"
"Bu-but you cluttered everything"
"NEXT!"
Another super weird thing is the security video
The one they show to explain what to do in case of emergency
You know
If the plane is falling down and the only thing left for you is wait for your painful and unavoidable death
It makes me laugh the happiness with which the person explains everything on the video
I mean, yeah. Because on the video everything seems so simple and so joyful but in real life it would be completely diferent
Life-jacket on the video
"Pull the tag to inflate your coat. If it doesn't happen, blow up your coat manually"
In real life...

English: 
ok...it doesn't work
it doesn't work
im gonna die
how to get in the video
with so much calm go to the nearest exit
in real life
let the women out first in the video
in case of emergency let the women and kids out first
very good
in real life
someone... help me........im scared
move im first
QUESTION
if someone give you a ticket and you can go wherever you want where do you go?
the best answer will win a ticket to wherever they want
LIE
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