YO. Today we got a celebrity chef smackdown,
plus another useless reality show gets axed.
This yo boy El Fuego.. and you guessed it,
lil Reelers. It's Fuego FRIDAY! Check it.
There's BEEF in the celebrity chef world,
and Fuego isn't talkin' about filet mignon.
Anthony Bourdain has called Paula Deen "the
most dangerous person to America" and that
her southern-fried junk food "SUCKS." You
know what Fuego thinks? They should call a
truce and combine forces with a duo cooking
show. Fuego can see it now - deep-fried monkey
balls slathered in butter with a cow brain
hollaindaise sauce. and then fried again.
With a stick of butter on top. Bon appetit,
bitches.
First Kate Plus 8 gets tossed, and now Kat
Von D's show LA Ink has officially been canceled
by TLC after 4 seasons. But don't feel too
bad for her, according to People Magazine,
kat and jesse james' are shackin' up again
and their engagement is BACK ON. Girl, make
up YO DAMN MIND. Just because your TV career
is unstable doesn't mean yo love life has
to be. FUEGO.
That it's for today's Reel TV News. Have a
good weekend, Reelers, and here's a special
shout-out to mah girl Kim Kardashian who's
walkin' down the aisle this Saturday. You
best believe Fuego's gonna be surfin' the
net for rear shots of Kim's butt in that dress.
Move over Pippa Middleton, there's a new wedding
booty in town. FUEGO.
