*My little pony intro music*
I mean this is only the signal, like the beginning of the end isn't it?
Right, give us, give us
talk me though this first guy
Apparently he's a man but that remains to be seen
Tots im gonna send him a wink
Oh, dude i have always wanted like
like if you where really sick at drawing you could just draw your own porn
Im pretty sure people do that
If you're into hentai right?
If you're into hentai, and you're sick of drawing your can draw your own porn literally
Yeah some people do
Yeah but that's like
jacking of to porn of you masturbating
IS IT??
Just jacking of to the mirror staring into your own eyes like
FFFRRURRRGHHHH
"You got to have hooves and a tail!"
The website is literally called "Brony mate" It literally got "fuck" in it its name
essentially
oh i didn't think of that in that way..
"you live your mother"????
i think we all live in our mothers room
so this...
so this man /slash/ woman /slash/ abomination just wants to the ugliest piece of shit
I just realized "bolls"
"bolls" could be like, your balls that shave, like that could be a great word for like shaving balls
ಠ_ಠ
*sounds of disgust, giggles and faith lost in humanity"
aw my dick is hard
Again with the chaos?
you think he likes chaos...
I feel like all these bronies -
Very specific
- just decided to mayor in animation course they all want to draw their own pony porn
oh god
we hope so
we know why you are doing that mate ;)
no the ones written on paper and... the other one
He didn't finish his other parentheses
He's just including every single hobby you can ever have
"I do everything"
"I do everything and that's why im the best"
what did he hang around?
He just hangs around  a lot like 
around you
Who doesn't hang around a lot?
He just goes downtown and hangs around
Aw :(
He needs someone else to hang around with in
naww
I think he has good intentions he's not so creepy
Yeah he didn't really talk about ponies a lot so he seems like a cool guy
Male looks so cool he got different colored eyes
Dude it's a 3D animation thats's what that is
That's a, that's been rendered to the max
Been rendered for porn use
yeah
You can tell he makes some high quality porn
Oh he's from, he's from Texas
...that explains the picture
does it?
What do you know about Texans that explains that?
Texas can explain anything
Say Caucasian..
No i thought they were red?
And blue!
Wait, one of them is orange and one of them is blue
I don't think that's him in the picture
Oh!
Are you sure?
"I'm a Christian, and i am looking for a sexual relationship"
- Ah -
"I am not looking for a sexual relationship"
I'm very sorry
The disappointment in your voice
"I am looking for a sexual" oh no :( "Im NOT looking.."
This guy is trying to get a green card isn't he?
My kind of racing horse
Maybe that's what he thinks this website is,
is for finding studs for his race horse
No this like 55 year old GRUNT the construction worker trying to buy a shetland pony for his daughter
"I WANT PONY!"
I'm not gonna lie i was expecting them to be a lot more cringy
I want you two, together, without googling it name as many pony as can
just go, make guesses from what you have read just go
George  would you ever be a brony?
That's what...
what i am saying is that if any of these fucking melts can get their act together and make some really good animation porn
then i might... I might okay?
If you could get me the right pony
I wouldn't mind sucking the suger dash cream out of big mac to be honest
(what the fuck)ಠ_ಠ
