♪ I wanna be anarchy! ♪
JONTRON: I don't like where this is going.
♪ Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! ♪
SPONGEBOB: Except you.
OOOOOOOOOHHHH
♪ Oooh, you're my best friend ♪
♪ In a world we must defend ♪
♪ You teach me and I teach YOU ♪
♪ Poke-(ear rape) MON! ♪
♪ Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em a-a-a-a-a-a ♪
It's...
♪ Pokemon! ♪
This presentation is brought to you by ♪ Pokemon! ♪
You need diabetes so you can live a better life.
(explosion)
ASH'S MOM: It's 11:00 and you should be asleep!
ASH: But tomorrow I see
the fiercest Pokemon in the world!
I can't sleep.
ASH'S MOM: Well if you can't sleep,
you should at least get ready for tomorrow.
Here. Watch this.
OAK: Good evening, Pallet.
Tomorrow's the big day for the new...
NOSTALGIA CRITIC: Seen it!
CHEERLEADERS: Gary! Gary! He's our man!
If he can't do it, no one can!
(music)
ASH: Unh!
GARY: Meow. (3x)
SANDY: Oh, he has such a way with words.
ASH: Shane?
(gunshot)
ASH: Unh!
GARY: My name's not Shane, kid!
ASH: I thought it about it a lot. And it took me a long time.
But I finally decided to choose Squirtle!
ASH: Ohhh....
OAK: Already taken by someone who's on time.
CRASH: Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
(crash)
OAK: Well, there is still one left.
ASH: (gasps)
ASH: Professor, I'll take it!
WHEEL OF FISH HOST: NOTHING!
Absolutely nothing!
STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!
ASH: Does that mean all the Pokemon are gone?
BILLY MAYS: Hi! Billy Mays here for Pikachu!
PIKACHU: Pikachu.
BILLY MAYS: Order right now!
ASH: (gasps) Billy Mays, I'll take it!
(cheerleaders cheering)
GARY: Thank you, fans!
Thank you all for this great honor!
MICHAEL ROSEN: Quick! Get out!
Get out of here!
The Skyfoogle has escaped!
(loud thud)
Who's that Pokemon?
It's Pikachu!
MICHAEL: NOOOO!!!!
ASH: There's nothing but Spearow around here.
MISTY: I just can't go one step further.
We've been looking for over a million (???) for ten whole days!
BROCK: Uh, there's a bug right on your...
(Misty screams)
MISTY: Get it away!
BROCK: Ah! It was just nothing!
Absolutely nothing!
(Brock laughs)
Huh?
(church bells)
YAKKO: Uh, I think just this.
MISTY: Hey, I got a bite!
I really think this could be a big one!
Are you okay?
ASH: Yeah. I'm okay.
MISTY: Not you!
You can't do sh*t without your ass!
(dramatic music plays)
BILL WURTZ: Weather update.
It's raining.
(Ash grunting)
ASH: Pikachu, get inside.
I know you're afraid of going in,
but if you're inside, maybe I can save you.
Please, Pikachu.
Please listen to me and go inside.
After that, then...
After that... Just trust me!
HAMMY: I don't what I was expecting.
But it wasn't that.
It wasn't that.
ASH: Whoa!
PIKACHU: Pika... CHUUUUU!!!
ASH: Woah!
(explosion)
GUARD 1: He's dead.
GUARD 2: Let's get outta here!
