Hello! Today's breaking news
today at 3 pm a Asteroid entered the earth atmosphere trough space and fell on Angry Land
some 1000's of people must be de@d
the talk to be concerned of is some scientist think
that the asteroid was called by using earth's gravity
because of what the earth's temperature was increased
the famous doctors Prash and Majnu are been blamed for
that they did a experiment in angry land and this incident took place
some time before they gave sanitizer to a patient saying it was a kareena viras antidote
this proves that they are the biggest psychos
now they are been kept in a jail in Mumbai
Ahhhhhh
why did you go to the angry land?
what do you mean by why, don't you go back to your house, do you sleep in the police station?
ahhhh
you are wrongly responding me
aye inspector don't touch my brother
yeah, say what will you do?
it's okay that you touched his back, don't touch his face
AHHHHHHH
now say what will you do?
it's okay that you touched his face but don't touch his @ss
Majnu what are you doing, are you on his side or mine?
Bro I am on your side!
Aye Shut up!
Now tell me the truth what were you doing in the angry land before the asteroid dropped?
how many times should i tell you, we were going home
telling lies!
Ahhh, okay stop, don't hit, I will tell you
you know what newton has come here by time travel
he has dropped Asteroid on angry land
newton has come?
AHHHHhhh
By time travel?
stop it, sir Mother's promise I am speaking the truth, once even we both
traveled time using a plane
first I was just doubting but now I am convinced that you are real psychos
we will take you tomorrow to the psycho hospital for brain treatment
what will you treat of doctors?
Shut up
AHHH stop it
(Music)
Next!
Bro listen
one minute Majnu, Madam we need a plane
What, you don't ask for a plane, ask for a ticket
we don't want ticket, we need a plane to fly
Bro what are you doing?
see Mr. this is not a toy shop, it's a airport
if you want to travel somewhere, buy a ticket and travel
i want to travel time through black hole
do you have ticket?
where do you want to go?
Bro you stop i will talk
listen madam humanity's second name is to help humans, what?
you come someday to the bungalow sorry hospital, we will service you for free
what will you do?
servicing, we will even remove the kidney stone for free.
if you don't have kidney stone, we will remove the kidney then you won't get a stone
how will the kidney work then?
we will put a fuel filter
even your millage will increase, then we will sell your kidney and gift you a iphone
i have a oneplus
i knew it from your face
what?
we will do a free hair transplant for you
Security!!!!
Aye Madam why are you getting angry give us the plane key
we will quickly go the black hole, quickly solve all the problems and come back quickly
and we will keep your plane quietly no one will even hear about it
if you want we will fuel up the tank, what do you say?
Security!
Don't shout!
Security handle this psychos to the police
where are you taking us!
sir they were stealing plane from the airport
they are complete mad
so you were in the airport to run away
sir we were going to run and come here only
shut up, you've troubled a lot, driving plane without license
you give fake medicines to the people, you extracted a prisoner from china and bought here
those chinese people are behind us
you did a scientific experiment and burst the angry land
sir we didn't do anything newton had come from the future
from future, come inside the jail, i will put a stick inside your @ss the ghost will come out of your niple
see inspector you can't do such, we are reputed doctor of this country
yeah see our degree
mechanical engineer, have you done such a job in your life that is not illegal
sir our school never thought us our country's Law
they only thought us other country's psycho old man's laws
law of motion, law of loose motion, hook's law, burnol's law, his law, his law
archimedes principal, prince of persia
bro it's movement of inertia
so what law is prince of persia?
you guys are neither of mumbai nor Angry land
wherever you go, you trouble the people
so what should i do die, is there a well nearby, i will jump in it
but the problem is I know how to swim
sir I think, the plane crash has damaged their brain
it's not damaged, I will now take them inside hit twice everything will get okay
Ahhhh
Bro!
that mustache man has beaten me a lot my @ss is swollen
bro don't concentrate on that police man
so what wrong did he say, it's all our fault
if we didn't fly the plane this wouldn't have happened
bro we have become doctors and we have helped people
the time they needed us the most what were we doing at that time
we put sanitizer in his bloood and that even venomous
what was his mistake, he didn't had to take anything from this
he was begging for his life from us, what doctors are we?
control bro control!
Majnu in which jungle have they made a Psych hospital
Bro i think this is from "Tere naam"(hindi movie)
first they put turmeric and then they put peacock feather in the @ss
what?
this is not a psych hospital, this is my house
old woman you are a doctor?
what did you think you would go to the black hole using a normal plane?
means?
I have a plan that will travel time
this old woman is helping us from drowning
no not a helper she is a tire
what did you say?
no no nothing, you show the plane
have you ever studied about newton, einstein and stephen's life
the police is behind me i don't even have time poop now
is it important to study about those pieces now?
did you invent the gravity?
no i didn't do it, but it happened by mistake
now if we search and my name appears, so what can i do?
okay just google your name
bro wait i will do, prash and majnu
most wanted psychopath criminal no 1
what?
who invented gravity?, newton!
what is this, how can this happen? if you have bought newton here
you said it right, it has all happened because we have time travelled
when i bought newton here, he came to know that humans are basterds
that humans don't care about any other creatures, but only himself
then newton took my plane and went back to see the past history
i don't know what did he saw there and what did he do
but i guess only because of that the corrupt science is correct now
then newton after coming back did whatever with the help of einstein and stephen
was only his anger that he has now managed and controlled it
so just to protect his own peace, why did he destroyed our peace
the whole world is calling us mad, they are saying we dropped the stone on angry land
why will we drop a stone on our own house?
come bull and screww me?
bull sound
i am not talking about you, it's just a statement
come I will show you the plane
yeah let's go
this is 1983 first ever time traveler plane made by me
wow
this could never travel the time
bro i am telling you the old woman is fooling us
what?
nothing, why doesn't this wrecked work?
because this plane doesn't has so much power that it can take us so far
so i decided to make another plane for me
this is from some old days
this old woman has started back
control bro control
it was a childhood dream for me that i could understand the world and travel time
i made this plane to fulfill that dream of mine
which couldn't complete, and i didn't had enough money to make a new plane
then in which airline i was working as a aeroautical engineer
i secretly made another plane using nano technology
and when i thought of traveling time using that plane
that airline company sent that plane for testing it to china
i got involved in that testing and went in the plane
and when the plane was in the air i purposely mad noise
so that people could run away and i could travel time
even you three were traveling in that plane, but you guys didn't run away
because of which the whole thing happened
aye old woman i am respecting you for your age
or i would have tied you to a rocket and sent it to the space
i don't have time so i am sparing you, other oldies press the smiley ball on the wheel chair
and this one has become of 70 years, but still insects inside her @ss wants to travel time
bro how ill the plane work without the engine?
(music)
i will fly it
iron man you're alive?
when the asteroid fall, i went away from there in silence but my @ss got burned
so i went to Antarctic to cool my @ss down, see there is still ice here
so why did you come here
when my accident happened you two helped me, i don't even know how my accident happened
because i lost my memory
it's good that his memory is lost, or he would have screweed us
yeah bro!
you want the engine, i will become this plane's engine
Majnu put him in the engine and ready the plane, i am going to the washroom
yeah bro
majnu wait even i will come
(toilet sound)
hmmm what is this, the old woman is also a writer
it's done bro, but how will this old and wrecked plane travel time through black hole
how it did the last time, direct
bro even if we traveled time, how will we stop newton
he was too powerful for us last time
i don't know what we will go and do there
as we engineers used to study 4 hours a night before and go for the board exams
the same way we are going for the exams today
okay so this means you will fail
what do you mean?
you only said how you people study
shut up!
bro still what will we do after going there
i don't know we will do whatever we can
i have done time travel some days before , the biggest rule of it is
look she again started, how much will you roast us, my 7th grade teacher roasted less than you
listen!
(robotic sound)
time travel's biggest rule is, you go there and don't talk to anyone
you only do observation
what observation?
observation(to see)
okay that kuchuk kuchuk
if we play with the time
the end will be destructive
like last time because of us so many innocents had to loose their lives
whatever you do, think twice
if people come to know about this , the earth will get destroyed
okay mother, i have understood all, should i go now
i means?
I means I
and me?
is it your unlce's wedding there
bro what will i do alone over here
so what will you do by coming with me anyways you are of no work
bro listen
i told you already you can't come it means you can't come
bro i know i may not be of any help but this mission belongs to both of us
this problem has occurred because of both of us
and we both will only solve it, anyways do you know to fly a plane
the police have arrived run from here quickly
and you?
why are you calling her now?
i will see the police, you go from here
(music and firee sound)
bro i am afraid how will this plane survive in the black hole?
if a car can run on indian roads how will this plane survive in the black hole, you speed up
yes bro!
(music)
bro see that Angry land
(music)
what did you do?
the old woman told me to press this button
why?
don't know , bro tell me one thing
hmmmm
you purposely asked me to sop there right?
(Music)
bro whose plane was that?
don't know, it must have come in the middle, leave that now break that gravity machine
so that the asteroid speed can decrease
plane activate the super pilot mode
(music)
how is this possible?
from where did that plane come in the middle
how will i know
aye newteya(newton)B!@#$% bring some snacks for me
einstein burst that horn man first
burst him, burst them, what burst burst are you saying again and again
don't mess with your father
sorry boss i meant the gravity thing is done of yours
we should postpone this surrender thing
yeah go
(Music)
will you bring the snacks from the alien, it has become such a long he still didn't bring the snacks
no snacks, he ran away
so let's catch him
our fuel is over
what?
Ahhhh
Majnu you again forgot to fuel it
bro i will put a cng tomorrow full millage
old woman i will not travel again with you in the plane
whenever you meet, i land badly
what is this tiny plane you are roaming with
if this plane didn't come at time you would have gone to the god
okay so from my side a kiss to the plane
should i take a ride
there's no petrol
(pouring sound)
i have filled the petrol
plane doesn't fly using a drink
after drinking big big legends start flying, what is this plane?
i just want to find drinks in this lockdown, i will make this angry land drunken land
where must have newton gone?
boss where are we going?
don't know i guess future, what did you do by going in the past that science got proper
i did exactly what i should have done
(Music)
where have we reached?
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