Bhsuhan Kumar (T-Series Chairman):
There is an Indian Youtube channel
on the brink of becoming world's no. 1.
It has taken us a lot of effort
lot of effort
(Amit Bhadana 'Mehnat' meme reference)
to come this far
Today it belongs to you.
It belongs to the entire nation.
This is a historic moment for all of us
Lets come together and make India win
by subscribing T-Series Youtube channel.
#BharatwinsYoutube
There is an Indian Youtube channel
which I hardly knew about few months ago
We actually dont care about Youtube we just care about copystriking small creators.
Honestly, if tomorrow, Youtube does not exits,
it will hardly matter to us.
Why are there so many jumpcuts?
I can clearly say one line --
- - without - - fumbling - -
Sorry guys the teleprompter is not working
They aren't coming for the tax raid today right?
This is a historic moment for all of us
Through this video Im going to
officially make this issue about patriotism.
I said I'll only speak 2 lines...Why did you write so much? To hell with the youtube channel
Welcome to Saiman Says everybody, before starting this video I would like to share something important
This is a very proud moment for me and Say Sena
Our Prime Minister, Shri Narendra Modi Ji
watches Saiman Says
Im not kidding, Im doing 'real'
Watch this.
Ill put it on my instagram story
'Im not kidding, Im doing real'
(Its a meme reference from my previous videos)
PM Naredra Modi ji: Now we have to real!
Earlier it was practice
The pilot project is done...
Now we have to do real
(quoting the article)
We already knew that
Pewdiepie had subscribed to Saiman Says
And now Modiji watches Saiman Says
This is a historic moment for all of us
Wow Modi Ji, Wow!
[Wow Modi Ji, Wow intensifies]
Alright everybody welcome to this show
I still havent figured out a name for this show.
Comedy Nights with Saiman?
What should we call it Timothy?
Timothy, my intern, my assistant, has collected some of the best memes from my subreddit.
So without any further ado, lets start.
Alright this is not a joke, guys im going through some serious trauma since the past 2 days.
Ever since Tehcnical Guruji (Hindi Youtuber) had that haircut, Im not feeling comfortable with life.
Life was so peaceful few days ago, I used to enjoy Technical Guruji videos at night
strictly for the technical content
I wont lie, I used to enjoy his beard.
Then one day... Technical Guruji had to do this...
(cut his beard)
WHY TECHNICAL GURUJI?????
But then suddenly in the next video
 he has his beard back
You cant play with my feelings like this,
Tehcnical Guruji, ok?
This is too much now.
Rickshawali (Indian Youtuber) with Technical guruji
Whoever saw that meme (video) knows what this meme is about. I can't show it because this is a Hindu channel.
The upper screenshot is about this Youtuber Rickshawali
and the below screenshot is about this
actual rickshawali (referring to a viral video in India)
And in these both photos, these both couples have
the same clothes.
Technical guruji...
You get started in Ricskhaw also??
(referring to his catchphrase)
Lets get started!
We are working hard!
This image haunts me.
Its taken us lot of effort.
Its taken us lot of effort.
Me: I'll study for the entire night!
Also me at 3:30 AM -
Pewdiepie singing the 'Chhota Bheem' song)
What an over exaggerated meme guys...
Who wakes up in the middle of the night at 3:30 AM to sing Chhota Bheem song?
Totally not relatable.
Timothy, what is thi - -
Thanks to Say Sena
I've noticed that Pewdiepie has copied me again!
Pewdiepie in his Iceland vlog said this.
And just few weeks before that in my 10 year challenge vlog, I said this.
Its totally fine if you copy from Saiman Says,
a lot of youtubers copy each other, its totally fine.
Although I do not personally believe in that...
But Im just saying that its totally fine
But in return i want something from you
When an Indian supports Pewdiepie
he sacrifices a lot of his Instagram followers
Because, genuinely supporting Pewdiepie is a very
controversial thing here in india.
Because of that, as the Indian general of the 9 Y.O. army
I demand a reservation of Indian Pewdiepie
fans in the 9 Y.O. army.
I've arranged for a special showcase at the end of this video about some Indian Pewdiepie fans, who have done something special.
So yes, stay tuned for that.
I dont see anything wrong with bombing terrorists, and please I wont accept any criticism against our beloved PM Shri Narendra Modi Ji.
Because he watches Saiman Says.
(some racist slangs Indians use)
I dont think the Drake meme suits here...
But I understand your feelings, sir.
(CarryMinati's lyrics in his disstrack on Pewdiepie)
Wow Carry bro, you showed Pewdiepie his place!
You enjoy a lot right?
When I make fun of other YouTubers?
Ever thought that if I go to YT FanFest, how will I react if I meet them in person?
Very relatable
If you haven't done this, you aren't a real Indian
Star Plus has some new doctors...
Its good to see that the
Indian TV Industry is spicing things up.
This guy donated Rs. 400 on Pewdiepie's livestream,  he asked Pewdiepie to get Saiman Says to host Meme Review
This guy, TV Tube Very Well, is a Pewdiepie fan, and he went to Kumbh mela, which is India's biggest festive event.
He went over there and he promoted pewdiepie
Ill be linking it in the description so 
please go and check it out.
So Barkha Dutt made a tweet promoting her new show
and somebody asked her which channel is it on?
she replied 618.
Then that guy told Tata Sky to block that channel.
Im sorry Bakha Dutt, but that goes in my epic libtard ownage compilaion.
Step brother - No one is as hard as your brother
(referring to a song from a new Indian movie.)
Okay this is all that was left.
I am Pewds' 3rd editor.
That's why take time to upload.
Because Im busy editing
Pewdiepie's videos.
Ha! This is what should happen to green grapes.
Im in the black grape gang.
Spymandar!
(referring to my name Saimandar)
Get it? Because you cannot see John Cena!
When Senpai finally notices you.
But who is the senpai? Me? Or Abhyudaya?
(referring to this YouTuber's Party
vlog I posted last week)
Umm...
I'll quote Zakir Khan for this...
I am a very tough man...
But here I melted.
Yes thats right, Angry Prash (an Indian Youtuber) is a giant. He is the Grealt Khali.
Im totally not short.
This meme is edited nicely.
What else do you expect from Brown Pewdiepie. Im not supposed to do a proper handshake.
Alright that's it for this video.
As I said before, a special showcase
of Indians who were brave enough
of supporting Pewdiepie.
Enjoy, wish you a happy married life.
Unsubscribe from T-Series.
Subscribe to Pewdiepie.
Supporting T-Series is supporting India.
You support Army?
You support Government?
Its my country's company, T-Series.
The guy who is making content and
spending days over it.
And he gets small revenue out of it.
And that is taken by a company, a corporation who has billions of dollars.
Why are you exploiting small creators?
India is still very new to internet culture.
And youtubers are manipulating us.
I sent over 10000 emails today,
saying subscribe to pewdiepie.
I should have sent around 1500-2000
subscribers to pewdiepie.
I hope I helped him out in whatever little way i could.
 
