- [Jamie] We are Sorted,
a group of mates from London
exploring the newest and
best in the world of food
whilst trying to have a
few laughs along the way.
(laughing)
We've got chefs, we've got normals
and a whole world of
stuff for you to explore.
But everything we do starts with you.
- Hello, I'm Barry and this is Jamie.
- Now you keep suggesting
themes and orders for us
in pass it on.
So, we keep making them.
- We should stop this soon, shouldn't we?
Oh my god!
- Oh, I'm panicking.
Oh no.
- It's amazing how stupid you become.
- This is a disaster.
- Here we are.
How's everyone else's day going?
You having a nice time?
(rock music)
- Are we mentally ready?
- No.
- No.
- No.
- Never mentally ready for these.
- Janice!
- [Janice] Today's theme is vegan.
- Yay!
- Okay.
- Okay.
- All right.
- All right.
That was.
Yup.
(laughing)
- How about an order?
- [Janice] All participants'
names will go into a hat.
The first person to go will be drawn now.
At the end of their turn,
they will draw the next person
and so on.
- So, it's still a
surprise, but this time.
- Aww, it's up to fate.
- It's up to fate.
- [Barry] (murmur) reach in.
- Oh no!
- Three.
Two.
One.
- [Janice] And the name is.
- Mike.
- No!
- Again?
- Oh no, Mike, no!
- That is devastating.
- [Janice] One at a time,
the boys have ten minutes
to cook and add to a final dish.
The remaining team will have no idea
what's happening behind
them until it is their turn.
- Okay.
What I'm thinking is this is romesco.
Romanesco. (dinging)
It's like cauliflower and it
tastes amazing when roasted.
I'm gonna take these florets,
put them on a baking sheet,
cover them with olive oil and garlic
and maybe some lemon juice or lemon zest
and just roast it off.
It will probably need about 14 minutes
so I can just leave that going.
I might put that next to
it because haha, Barry.
And I'm also gonna try
and start to make a hummus
'cause I've got some chickpeas.
Haven't got a dish in mind
so I'm just doing some stuff.
I'm also gonna (murmur) up some garlic.
I'm not gonna leave myself
any time to do the hummus.
What an idiot.
I've already ruined this.
No!
That will do.
Just gonna scatter garlic
over the top of this.
Mike's done a brilliant job.
Well done, Mike.
You got us off to a really strong start.
Have an eight out of 10.
Thanks guys, that's really appreciative.
I'm glad that you're appreciating my work.
I thought about it a lot
and I feel like I did a
good thing for the team.
It's probably a conversation
that we're definitely gonna have.
All right and that's going in the oven.
Are these cooked?
They are cooked so I need to drain those.
Oh man, this is a nightmare.
Oh.
Awww.
So, we need lemon juice.
(murmur) I need some more garlic!
It's amazing how stupid you've become.
I'm gonna leave that there for Barry.
He can decide what to do with that.
I recon that probably is like,
"Hey, make a hummus!"
Probably.
(horn honking)
Not a strong start.
Going to give myself four and a half.
And now for the part that
could make or break this video.
(gasping)
It's James.
Good luck, James.
It's you.
(chuckling)
(horn honking)
- Okay.
Lemon juice, olive oil, chickpeas.
I think he's hoping that I save it.
Roasting us some cauliflower.
What's that?
It's garlic.
I might need to take
the trip to the table.
Some toasted coconut sounds good.
Oh, I don't know where
I'm going with this.
Is he trying to get me to make a hummus?
And if he is trying to
get me to make hummus,
then I usually would cook
these on and get them hot.
But I'm not gonna able
to finish it in time.
Got vegan yogurt.
So, I'm gonna make a harissa yogurt.
So, this is coconut yogurt.
Coconut based yogurt.
That is literally all I wanna
do is marble it through.
The reason I'm doing this is
in a tin the chickpeas are already cooked.
Overcooked chickpeas make better hummus.
So, I like to cook them on a little bit.
So, what I'm gonna do
is start the hummus base
and hopefully the next
person understands that
the chickpeas get drained and
they go into the hummus base.
I don't actually have a dish in mind now.
I'm just making hummus.
I'm gonna get some carrots on the go
and I'm gonna put harissa on them.
So it's like roast them in a pan,
really nice pan roasted carrots.
Lots of color with a little
bit of spice to them.
Think this might be a
decent base for people.
Oh, I hope I pick Ben.
Or do I?
I don't know, I don't know.
(horn honking)
I think I really moved it forward.
So, I'm gonna give myself a seven.
I can't decide if I'm
hoping for Ben or not.
I know, I know if I get Ben,
he's gonna move things forward
in the right direction.
But I think if the
other guys are presented
with this to finish off,
they're gonna panic.
Jamie.
Oh no!
No!
Who's it gonna be?
Who's it gonna be?
It's you!
- Oh.
(horn honking)
- Oop, hang on.
Let me just find the right track.
Ah, there we go.
(comical 50's music)
- Is that a hummus?
It's garlicy and spicy A F.
In the fridge.
Oh, it's an oven.
This is harissa and coconut milk.
Harissa and coconut milk.
I don't know what the dish is.
I'm gonna have a look at the table.
Cool.
Cool.
We're doing, we're doing.
Cool.
You know what's really nice?
(laughing)
Roasted chickpeas
are really nice 'cause they're crunchy.
I'm gonna drain those chickpeas
and turn it from whatever
they thought it was gonna be
into something else.
Let's go for teaspoon of Garam Masala.
Teaspoon of cinnamon.
Half a teaspoon of cumin seeds.
I'm gonna roast these chickpeas.
They're gonna have a really nice crunch
to whatever it is the
people decide to make.
They're in there.
What can I do in my last three minutes?
Um.
If you're not sure why I'm going this,
here's why.
- What does he want to do with this?
What does he want to do with this?
Janice, can you get me
a blow torch, please?
Hard to improve this.
- I don't know why somebody's
blow-torched a red pepper.
But is anybody here, apart from you,
saying that blow-torching was a bad idea?
- It was very cold.
- We were a bit confused by it
- On the chefy side,
we were just confused.
(laughing)
Let's use this last 15
seconds to confuse Barry.
Hopefully that should work out.
(horn honking)
Done.
So what would I give myself out of 10?
7.8
4
5.
7.85 if you round up.
- [Janice] And that right there
is the reason that these videos
are an absolute cluster (beep).
- [Jamie] Who is next?
Who is next?
Who is next?
Yes!
Yes!
Let's go slap him round the face.
♪ Is it you? ♪
♪ Is it you? ♪
♪ Is it you, you, you? ♪
♪ It begins with a B ♪
♪ And it's you, you, you ♪
Come on, go cook!
Go cook!
- I don't want to.
- [Jamie] Go cook!
(horn honking)
- All right.
Oh, yes!
Romanesco. (bell dinging)
That's taking the (beep).
What's this?
Wow.
(choking)
That is a punchy hummus.
'Kay, flavors.
There's so much going on!
Okay, to me, it looks like they've got
some sort of fusion warm
salad thing going on.
That's just (beep).
We need another thing to
(murmur) bring it together.
'Cause nothing's bringing together yet.
We need something sweet.
I don't know where I'm going.
Pears!
So, let's get these quartered.
I'm expecting Ben to come in here,
see the flavors, go, "smart flavors".
And he will start to compile
a delicious fusion salad of sorts.
Peps.
Salt.
I need these charring
quick, (murmur), quick.
I put a vinegarette with this
to give Ben the option.
So, extra virgin.
(murmur)
A dab of mustard.
(comical music)
Okay, let's quickly flip these.
And our Ebbers is coming in here.
We have a pretty sexy salad
and maybe a fire alarm.
We'll see, I'll be quick.
(horn honking)
Stop burning!
Well, there's
that.
So, probably a four.
- [Janice] And he's still drawing the name
when there's only Ben left.
- Ah! (scream)
- [Janice] And now, a wave of positivity.
(horn honking)
- This is carnage!
There's literally stuff everywhere.
Warm chickpeas, far from baked or roasted
'cause they're not gonna
do that in that time.
Something's gone askew with that.
A dressing that's split.
Panic!
This is about to become
my absolute favorite.
A selection of dishes
from all over the world.
That's the great thing about small plates
from awesome restaurants.
I'll do three.
I don't know what to do with that.
That's not right.
What?
This is a disaster.
Right, it needs some
honey to correct that.
'Kay, this hummus-y thing
is very very bitter.
But similar kind of flavor is date syrup.
I was gonna put honey in it
then I thought "vegan".
I say I thought, I was corrected.
Gonna go very very simple.
Seen this before.
Okay, this is like lightly charred.
Some of these carrots, which are cooked.
All I'm gonna do here is
celebrate a couple of
flavors on each plate
and hope for the best.
I realize now what that was trying to be.
It was trying to be a dressing.
It didn't work.
This is such a hodgepodge.
I have no idea who contributed which bits.
That's the scary thing
in this particular one.
Four minutes left.
Gonna cry.
This is a bit better with date syrup.
It's not ideal.
It's got a kick.
The date syrup helps, but
it's far from perfect.
This is the best thing we have.
Little crunch.
So, it's grilled pear.
Toasted almonds.
And you want a little bit of
pepperiness from some chive.
One minute, I need something
else to go on that.
What I'm gonna do in the last 30 seconds
is the most pathetic thing
that I'm almost ashamed of.
Gonna take the very final
crispy bits off the bread.
I wish I'd have thought
it earlier and toasted it.
(horn honking)
(blowing raspberries)
Three small plates
from a kitchen of carnage.
I'm not particularly proud of that.
Six.
- Does anyone, apart from Ben,
have any idea what's gonna be served?
- [Barry] Not a clue.
- [Jamie] Please.
- To lift the?
- Box.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- [Jamie] Yeah.
- What the (beep) is that?
- I like the look of it.
- I like the idea of three plates.
- Yeah, we've got tapas.
- This is decent.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Ben] So we have some
garlic roasted cauliflower
with grilled pear, toasted almond.
Chickpea hummus with roasted chickpea
with some gorgeous bloomer crusts.
(laughing)
And we have roasted
carrots, charred pepper,
and a tangy vinegarette.
- Is that?
- Don't.
- Please tell me someone
blow-torched that.
- Don't.
- Did you do that?
- I didn't.
(chattering and cheering)
- Don't give him that!
- And I have to be honest,
it brought some wonderful
color and flavor.
- Bull, absolute bull!
(luahging)
- Well, I have to say
in the last ten seconds
I've had a revelation.
(laughing)
- What, wait, what?
- Because I came into the kitchen
and then I saw some chickpeas boiling
and I saw like the mini
chopper thing there
with hummus in it.
I probably don't know the best way to
flavor, like to balance
the flavors of that hummus.
- So, you saw a pan?
You saw a pan of chickpeas?
(laughing)
- And I thought,
I thought half of them have
already gone into the hummus,
and there's another half
that are there boiling
and I'm not sure why they're there yet
but I'll make use of them.
- That's all the chickpeas?
- Yeah.
- You roasted all of them?
- Yeah.
- You roasted all the chickpeas?
- So, that is just the
base to the hummus with
date syrup?
- Date syrup.
So, it's more like a, as I now know,
it's more like a tahini puree.
(laughing)
- Should we start plate by plate?
- Just start here.
- Start here.
- [Ben] Try it.
But it is not good.
(murmur)
- Do you know what?
I like it.
(laughing)
- [Ben] Didn't really do much to this
other than a dressing, which
has got a bit of a kick
but the rest is just roasted veg.
- Nice.
- Good carrots.
- If someone brought that to the table
with some crusty bread,
as one of many dishes, that's not bad.
And this one, I'm hoping,
is gonna be the nicest of the three.
- [James] I enjoy that pear.
- That pear and that
is a really good dish.
Don't know what the
hell you think you are.
- I've had some interesting
combinations in small plates
but none of them worth writing down.
- Yup, Ebbers, would you
reckon that we pass or fail?
- Pass, fail, fail, so it's a fail.
- I'd say a close shave of a pass.
Definite fail.
I think it's overall still a fail.
- That was great.
That was good, the pepper made it.
This needed more time and or work.
- Uh, more chickpeas.
(laughing)
- I'm gonna say fail.
I sat back down so happy.
(laughing)
I'm gutted.
- Do you want my opinion?
- Yeah.
- A miserable fail.
- Yeah, it's gonna be a fail for me.
I gave myself a 4.5.
- I gave myself a 7.
- I've completed forgotten.
- Ebbers.
- Seven.
- [Janice] It was actually a six,
but don't worry though
Janice will fix it in post.
- [Ben] Jay.
- I gave myself, I rounded up to 7.85.
- Oh man!
Do you agree?
You just put us all out of our misery
and put us also in order worst to best.
(applause)
- What was on fire?
- Pears.
- Pears.
- I think we made the most
of that and all the veg.
- Yeah, but speaking of veges,
time for announcing our next book
to all you club members out there.
Our next book is gonna be about vegetables
and fruit as well.
And we need you to recommend
all the vegetables and fruits
we should be including in this book.
We wanna make vegetables
the hero of this book.
- Vegetables.
- Vegetables.
- Vegetables.
- Vegetables.
- And don't forget, our
offer is still running.
If you sign up to an annual
membership to the club,
you get a free copy of our book,
"A.M. Menu" thrown in for free.
- All information is downstairs.
If you wanna find out more
about what the club's all about
and what you get as a
member, check it out.
- [Jamie] That offer is only
running 'til the ninth of June.
- So, be quick.
- Quick.
- ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
- Man walk into a library, says,
"Fish and chips, please."
Librarian says, "Uh, sorry
sir, this is a library."
He went, "Oh, sorry.
"I'll have fish and chips, please."
- Oh, a classic.
- [Jamie] That's a
classic, but it's stupid.
As we've mentioned,
we don't just make top
quality YouTube videos.
(screaming)
We've built the Sorted Club
where we use the best things we've learned
to create stuff that's
hopefully interesting
and useful to other food lovers.
Check it out if you're interested.
Thank you for watching
and we'll see you in a few days.
Had a look in the oven and saw
that there was the romanesco in there
and I thought that's
roasting fantastically.
Had a look in the fridge,
wasn't anything in there.
(laughing)
But thought I'd double check.
