Hey guys, Shlomo here. So, a lot of
young people in the comments that don't
exist are saying "well, Shlomo, Shlomo,
i'm trying to work out lose weight"
I've never had a problem with that,
I've always been naturally fit. But
i'm gonna give you an energy drink that will give you more energy than you'll ever need. Okay.
Has to be in a mason jar. Number one rule. "Mix it redneck as ever."
Yes. Okay, now we need minute made fruit punch.
Oh yes.
We need instant coffee for a boost.
Coffee, mkay, coffee, yes. "Brown sugar death." Gatorade. Okay. "Thirst quencher." Thirst quencher. Yes assistant. Hows the family?
"I don't have a family." Yeah, that's because I killed them all. Oh by the way,
new t-shirt at Shlomomerch.com $50,000.Okay? "As well as the hat" As, As, no. This is $60,000. This is personalized. I sign every, I sign every
hat. Okay, diablo sauce. "From Taco Bell." Because that's my favorite diet.
"Creamer, french vanilla." Creamer for that
extra kick in the back of the throat. Look at that lovely shade
of puke. I'm loving this puke shade.
Just a little bit of sugar. It's already a pretty sweet drink, guys. Just to let you know, this is going to be very energetic. Okay now we're going to need a little... You know what, no. We're going to be
fancy today. Okay? We're going to spend a little extra
money and time in this.
"Oh, expensive refrigerator water."
Totally consensual drink. "Whipped cream." Mmm, lets just take a little test. "Succulent." God damn delicious. "I'm
sure." "Let me get a smell." Mmm. "Yum." So tasty.
"You need to shake it up, you of all people Shlomo
I thought you would know this." Usually
you shake if for me assistant.  "Oh yes."
McDonald's, of course "Mc.Donalds straw, of course." now the moment
we've all been waiting for
"Delicious." Super excited. Mmm
Tasty. Stay frosty friends, goodbye.
 
