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- Pokemon Meme Review.
♪ Leave your entries in
the subreddit, Pokefans ♪
♪ And I'll watch submissions ♪
♪ In the next episode
of ASPITPIAY. ♪
- Greetings, Pokefans.
Michael here and welcome to the
newest episode of ASPITPIAY.
At some point in the
past I asked you,
my ongoing monthly
series where I react
to submissions on my subreddit,
reddit.com/r/MandJTV
and since most of those
submissions are memes,
the alternate name
for this series
is Pokemon (clapping)
Meme Review.
I just hit myself in the
face when I did that.
Also, you may have noticed
that this episode of ASPITPIAY
has the same title as
an earlier episode,
"Pokemon Sword" and
"Shield" Meme Review.
Well, that's because
the first one
was before the games
were out and this one
is after the games were
out, so it's different.
Also real quick
before we get started,
want to give a quick shout out
to my lovely sponsor, Elgato.
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Also they're gonna
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But now that we've covered
all the intro stuff,
it's time to dive
in to the memes.
All right, here we
are on r/MandJTV,
as always, sorting by
top in the last month.
Let's get started.
Did you ever notice this?
Hug me, brotha.
Well, to me it seems more like
Lugia is like,
"What did you do?"
And Yveltal is like,
"Why are you blaming me,
"it was clearly
"Pikachu."
Storm The Pokemon Company,
they can't catch us all.
Oh, I get it, catch us all.
I see now.
Guys, I can't explain.
You're going to Gen Eight while
we're stuck in "Let's Go?"
At least you're on the Switch,
we're still on the 3DS.
You guys got fire animations?
(laughs)
That's pretty solid.
You should know though, for
those of you who don't know,
data for Blastoise and Venusaur
along with several other Pokemon
like the Alola
starters and all that
were found in the code
for "Sword" and "Shield,"
so they're not
currently available.
But either they'll be
able to be transferred in
or they'll do distributions
or something like that.
So not every Pokemon but the
other two Kanto starters,
Alola starters and Sinnoh.
You can look at a list
if you want to know.
Their Pokemon, opponent trainer.
My Pokemon that keeps hitting
itself in its confusion.
Oh man, confusion, brutality.
What if it was on fire?
(laughs)
Yes.
Centiskorch is awesome.
My level 100 team,
"How are you not dead?"
"I have no idea."
Cynthina.
That is Cynthia's
more powerful cousin?
The most underappreciated member
of the Pokemon Talk
production team, Noivern.
Indeed, you guys,
I appreciate those
of you who registered
the fact that the sound
guy was a Noivern.
Also, on the topic
of Pokemon Talk,
I've been getting a lot
of questions on my streams
but on the next one was
the reason there wasn't one
at the beginning of November
is because it was sponsored
and the sponsor took a
long time to approve it
and so therefore,
they didn't approve
it until like
right before "Sword" and
"Shield" were coming out
and I didn't wanna
post it right by then.
So both the November one
and I will probably make a
separate one for December
will be coming in
the next few weeks.
So, thank you for your patience.
"Pokemon Omega Ruby Shield."
"Pokemon Alpha Sapphire Sword."
That's actually kinda cool.
Like it's insane and ridiculous
and they would never do it
but that is pretty cool
fan art, not gonna lie.
I really like the
narwhal Kyogre.
I prefer the real gun show.
I said the real gun show.
Pew, pew, pew, perfection.
(laughs)
That's a pretty good
version of that meme.
Sceptile and Haxorus,
not bad, kinda cool.
Oh, another one of these.
These have been a staple on
my subreddit for a while.
Wooloo, Mooloo,
Booloo, Tapu Wooloo,
Newloo, Fluloo,
Blueloo, Clueloo,
Drewloo,
Cthuloo.
(chuckles)
Hooloo,
Kung Fooloo, Twoloo, Brewloo,
Grewloo, I Pity the
Fooloo, (laughs) Cooloo.
All right, I was worried
that wasn't gonna be amusing
because there's been so
many of this meme format
the last few months but
Cthuloo and I Pity the Fooloo,
those were good.
October 31st, November 1st.
Hah, cute.
The five rules to be a Pokefan,
number one, you shall
like Castform, correct.
Number two, you shall pronounce
Yveltal Ya-vel-tal, correct.
Number three, you shall
hate Miltank, correct.
Number four, you shall
pronounce Arceus Ar-coos.
Oh, I've kind of
broken that rule lately
in some of my own videos.
I was just like
doing the Yveltal
explanation in every video.
You know, it's like Yveltal,
yes, if you don't know,
you know how I do that?
Like I'll say
Yveltal, and then I'll
be like "For those of
you who don't know,
"we pronounce it
Yaveltal on this channel.
"Watch this video to know why."
I was doing that a lot
and I was like if I'm doing
for both Arceus and Arcoos,
or like excuse me, for
Yveltal and Arceus,
like it's gonna be a lot
and so I haven't been
doing it as much for
Arceus, Ar-coos because it,
I didn't want to have
to explain it too much.
But I probably should pronounce
it Ar-coos more often.
And number five, you
shall like Pokemon.
Very good rules, 10 out of 10,
or five out of five.
They're great.
When you see your favorite
anime protagonist growing up.
(laughs)
Poor Ash,
doesn't get the aging
that the other ones do.
Well okay, okay, some
of these aren't fair
because some of
these are flashbacks.
Like Luffy, that tiny
Luffy is a flashback.
Like Edward Elric,
that's a flashback.
So some of those aren't fair
because we're seen
little kid Ash before,
so they could do a
flashback on this too.
Pokemon Fan Stereotypes is
gonna spawn a lot of memes.
Bring back the National Dex.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I hope it spawns memes.
I've worked hard on that.
It wasn't as like, I
mean it was successful
but it wasn't as
successful as I was hoping.
So watch Pokemon Fan
Stereotypes please.
I worked hard on that.
Smash Bros and Pokemon Talk.
Pokemon Stadium, the water one,
what the F happened
to the floor?
Pretty good.
Duskull 69, nice.
Yep, I've had my fair share
of Pokemon that I have,
I had like a, I had a
couple that were like that
and then the CP rebalanced
and they lost it,
so I transferred them.
Wooloo, Wooloo,
Wooloo. (beatboxing).
Cool,
what is the term for that art?
Like beads art or
something, I don't know.
Whoever did that, it looks cool.
You know you're screwed when
an anime character does this.
Oh heck yes, yes.
More Fan Stereotypes memes.
Katie, my editor, worked
really hard on that effect.
It was awesome, she
did a great job.
Squirtle, "What the F
happened to the floor?"
"He is speaking the
language of the gods."
Vaporeon, Jolteon,
Flareon, Umbreon,
Leafeon, Glaceon,
Sylveon, Espeon,
Radeon, Napoleon, Nickelodeon,
Pigeon, Pantheon, Patreon,
Simoleon, Neon, Surgeon.
I didn't do the proper
rhythm to finish that nicely,
but it was kind of fun
to say Nickelodeon.
How much do you like Charizard?
Yes.
Angry hamster noises.
Hey, Morpeko, why don't
you eat a Snickers?
What, why?
Because you become aggressive,
angry hamster without it.
Better?
Better.
You look like Vincent van Gogh.
What the F happened
to the floor?
It became Vincent
van Gogh apparently.
Tangroth, Metagroth, Blaisiken.
Aw, that's pretty good.
BTS members, Impidimp.
What?
That's, how did that, I
have so many questions.
That's probably photoshopped,
but it's still kind of funny.
There's no such
thing as too many.
♪ I have way too many heckin'
flipping shiny Castforms ♪
♪ I had to extend
the sentence, O-M-G ♪
Google, what the
F is a rock type?
Onix was good now
that he has his own,
did they do the same thing?
Remember last time
where like Google
started labeling Dragon
types as Salamence types?
It's not showing me the type.
Let's just do like Geodude.
Type,
Onix, ground.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Will it do for even like,
what's a random rock type
from a later generation?
Gigalith.
Types, Onix.
Google, what are you doing?
Golden IRL helix fossil.
Iron pyrite, pyrite.
Oh, that's really cool.
But also I think
it's funny that such
a pretty thing has the
same name as Pyrite Town.
(humming)
Sobble, Knawbble, Drawbble,
Archaelogbble?
Umbryonabble.
Those ones are kind of goofy.
Guys, I can explain.
So you get Gigantamax, two Megas
and two remakes of your region.
I just get one Mega and
one remake of my region.
You guys have a Mega?
I just get a lousy Z-move.
You have a Z-move?
We just got one signature move.
You guys have signature moves?
Everyone can,
I can't learn.
Everyone can learn my
signature move now.
You have a signature
move before?
I didn't even get one when
my region got a remake.
Remake, signature move?
What are those?
Be patient, Infernape.
Patience, your remake
will come soon.
Normal, shiny form.
Alolan Michael.
I got my gamer goggles on.
I made your favorite fighting
and dark types better.
We've got Grookey
and Aipom,
Breloom and Lucario,
Pikachurisu,
Rayqualoo
and Umbreon-Camerupt.
These are such random fusions.
I mean I get Aipom,
they're both monkeys
and I get Pachirisu but the
other ones are kind of random.
I mean it's funny but random.
Michael's favorite Pokemon
on the way to Area 51.
(upbeat trumpet music)
Yeah, I mean that's
how it would go.
What about the Pikazillas?
Those still don't
make any sense.
Gigantamax Pikachu, doubt.
(gasps)
My god, the Pikazillas
are Dynamaxing.
Oh yeah, you got the
gulping Cramorant.
It seems like apparently
that happens if its
HP is under half
when it does the Dive or Surf
and instead of lowering defense,
it paralyzes when it hits,
so it's pretty funny.
Is this the Cerulean Gym?
No, this is Patrick.
Hey son, did you know?
Of course.
I didn't even finish
the question yet.
Pokemon is no longer a game
where you can mash A
through the dialog.
(laughs)
Knowing how to play
a Pokemon game.
Knowing how to play
the main series games.
Knowing how to play
the spinoff games.
Knowing how to play
the Pokemon TCG.
True, I don't know
the rules of TCG.
I don't know.
My brother and I fought too
much about it when were a kid.
My mom wouldn't let us
play anymore and I forgot.
What the F happened
to the floor?
It changed from tan to gray.
Everyone, "It's so unfair.
"Why is Charizard getting
so much special treatment?"
Meowth, with two regional forms,
a regional evolution
and a Gigantamax form.
Preach.
Galarian Meowth, go away.
Tyrantrum,
type, Onix, Salamence.
Oh, it's both of 'em together.
This is my Tyrantrum.
It's Onix and Salamence type.
What?
Archeops is my favorite
fossil Pokemon.
Am I a joke to you?
I have said that Lord Helix
is more than just
a simple Pokemon.
Lord Helix ascends
above all Pokemon.
It's not a fossil
Pokemon anymore, okay?
Archeops, favorite fossil,
Lord Helix, favorite god.
There you go.
I think something is
wrong with my Scyther.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
You should probably transfer it.
More bead art, very nice.
Michael, Vikavolt, Sceptile.
Hey, hey, I've decided
Sceptile is number one, okay?
Sceptile, we have
too much history.
Replace Vikavolt with Grappaloct
and you have an accurate
picture for this generation.
Scorbunny, Gnawbunny, Sorebunny.
Gnawbunny isn't even a pun.
Sorebunny, Warbunny, Snorebunny,
Fourbunny, Doorbunny,
Floorbunny, Gorebunny,
is that a reference
to something?
I don't know what that is.
For bunny.
Oh, (laughs) the carrot is good.
The other ones are whatever.
We now have two more
pure flying types.
I know, it's so great.
For years I have said
that if its whole thing
is just that it flies, like
it's a bird that flies,
that's its whole thing,
why give it the normal type?
It loses like it's
resistance to fighting type.
Like it should've
been pure flying type,
like the Pidgey line,
like all the regional,
pretty much all
the regional birds
should have been pure
flying this whole time.
Finally, they did it.
Finally.
What are you laughing about?
Nothing, my brain,
"Groudon Ramsay."
(laughs)
Me trying to have my first
true spoiler-free run
of a Pokemon game
since Gen Five.
You think this is funny?
All of the leakers.
I played it through
without any story spoilers.
I saw all the Pokemon
beforehand but
I kind of wanted to so I
could know who I wanted.
Oh, cool variance of
a Dwebble.
Very cute.
Castform, any other Pokemon.
Mikey.
We finally did it.
We won, Mr. Stark.
Yeah, electric poison,
Toxtricity, so cool.
Electric poison at first glance
seems like it would
not be a good type,
because it's like four
times weak to ground
but it only has one other
weakness and it's psychic
and then it has eight
resistances, eight.
Like that's just slightly
under half of all types.
Like that's pretty good.
When you spend time redrawing
a meme and it gets
seven upvotes.
Today is a good day.
Listening to a song
while walking to school,
thinking of memes that
you can post on ASPITPIAY.
Very good.
I can't wait to see the secret
reasons to hate Castform.
It's blank.
Correct.
Oh.
Oh, no.
You put the cloud
puffs there on purpose.
I'm probably gonna wake up
and Michael be at 900K,
congrats in advance.
Well, thank you.
I appreciate that.
On my way to a million.
If my channel decides
to go absolutely crazy,
I might hit a million
by the end of the year
but probably not,
I'll be at a million
probably early next fall.
So if you haven't
subscribed, subscribe fools.
Holy ball, it happened.
Oh, you got a random
shiny Castform.
That's cool.
I got a bunch of shiny
Castform on the event day
when there were boosted odds
but a random one, very nice.
Upvote if you think Michael
should make a Pokemon Talk
episode using the Pixelmon
Generations mod for Minecraft.
Man, I have never
played Minecraft.
I don't even know how
I would even do that.
USA, "what the F
happened to the floor?"
French, "Monsieur, what
has happened to le floor?"
USSR, "Comrade, what
has happened to floor?"
Normal,
"Squirtle,
"beep, Squirtle Squirtle?"
It beeps, just
repeating the Squirtle.
What am I doing?
I don't know, but please stop.
Too many Metronome users got
the Thanos Snap, RIP MBF.
Here lies the Metronome
Battle Federation.
Hey, okay, let's
talk about this.
"Sword" and "Shield"
feature a TR for Metronome.
Like before it was like so
many could only learn it
if you transferred
'em in from Gen Three
but there's a TR for Metronome,
so there's a decent
chunk of Pokemon
who can be taught Metronome.
There's still a smaller
group than before,
so I was thinking if we bring
the Metronome Battle
Federation back,
one, I'd do it on my second
channel, MandJTV Plays,
make sure to subscribe to that.
But I was thinking I could make
them three on three battles.
So one person, like each team
drafts only three Pokemon
and then you do like
best two out of three.
That's what I was thinking
for a way to get around
the limited rosters.
So, just an idea.
We'll see how it works out.
I wouldn't do it until
next spring if I did it.
This is true for me.
Buy Pokemon "Sword," buy Pokemon
"Shield" and Pokemon fans.
I mean, it was easy
for me, I bought both.
Ultra Necrozma uses light
that burns the sky on
the defending Pokemon.
What is even happening
in this picture?
Me when there's no food
left but I'm still hungry.
The floor is delicious.
Ah, that's one of my favorite
quotes from Pokemon Talk.
It doesn't get referenced
as often as like
some of the big ones, like
floor tentacles and what the F
happened to the floor but I
was proud of this episode.
A turtle coming out of
hibernation, Torterra IRL.
That looks actually pretty cool.
Me at 3:00 a.m. listening
to Pokemon soundtracks.
Yeah, the "Sword" and
"Shield" gym music, so hype.
Giratina without its armor.
Oh, it's actually kind of cute.
Remember when the
anime was so desperate
to keep up Ash's losing streak
that they made some random dude
bust out two effing legendaries
at the Sinnoh League,
raising an ish-ton of questions,
all just to keep Ash
from winning anything?
Yeah, they finally let
him win, so that's nice.
Me, gets pro player
down to last Pokemon.
Also me, uses fear
Rattata and wins.
I did it?
He did it.
He did it.
I can't believe it.
Fans wanting Gen Four remakes.
Game Freak.
(chuckles)
It'll happen,
patience is a virtue.
Oh, they started doing
Electabuzz type too?
Pikachu.
It's not showing me the type.
Raichu.
Type, Electabuzz.
Google, get it together.
Me walking into the Elite Four
with under-leveled Pokemon.
Oh man, original
season of the anime
had some wild, wild stuff
they thought was gonna fly.
When Mikey doesn't upload
Pokemon Talk for ages.
This is just
an upset shiny Venusaur.
I told you it's gonna be here.
Mikey, "How are you not dead?"
Vikavolt Ion when he
defeated Ultra Necrozma,
"I have no idea."
It was great.
Wait, what?
Protesting because
no National Dex,
protesting because Wooloo
can't learn Rollout.
What?
Wow, Wooloo can't learn Rollout.
Everything is garbage.
Game Freak, "Okay team,
"we need a new way to
overpower Charizard."
"A new Mega."
"Dynamax."
"Why don't we just give other
starters something, anything?"
Correct.
This shot from Gigantamax
Pokemon Meme Review
is actually a leak for the rest
of the Pokemon Talk series.
I'll bet 10 bucks
that the three birds
will be the season six finale.
I have a large brain.
I haven't planned the
season six finale.
So because you said
that, they won't be.
All right guys,
that's where I'm gonna
wrap it up for this episode of
Pokemon (claps) Meme Review.
Thank you so much for
watching and an extra
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