Oh hey!
Aiden here, and I'm here to tell you about
plate- platerooni tec- tectoni- cone... tectoniconium.
Who named this place again?
I- I...
Okay whatever.
We've got underwater lava-falls!
We've got mountains from Canada!
And we've got it all!
But most importantly, as our namesake suggests,
we've got plate tectonics.
What's that Aiden?
Well, let me tell you.
Plate tectonics is one of our newest products.
We're selling actual models of the Earth that
have real pieces of Earth's crust, and they're
so realistic!
Just look at these- one of these pieces of
crust!
They even imitate the real life process in
which they move around and interact with the
other plates.
[Diagram of Plate Tectonics]
Well would you look at that.
Alongside that, we have another brand new
product, convergent boundaries!
Never before have we sold something so special.
I have the inventor of these unbelievable
things here with me to talk about them.
Here he is!
[Enthusiastically gestures for him to enter
the video]
Thank you, thank you!
I'm here with my revolutionary product, the
convergent boundary.
Could you step over just a little bit?
Like this?
No, no, a little, little closer.
Right right right... there, perfect.
Like this?
Perfect, thanks.
Basically it's an add-on to the aforementioned
plate tectonics, where it's plate start to
go under each other,
[Loses spot in lines]
the denser plate being the plate that goes
under the less dense plate, and ends up being
recycled into new material for the EARTH.
That sounds pretty nifty, Brandon, thanks for telling us about it.
I'm here against my will!
Hah, alright Brandon, you're free to go.
[Mouths the words "no he is not."]
Now for our best-selling product, the amazing,
automati-
[Static]
[♪ Drama Alert Intro ♪]
LET'S GET ROIGHT, INTO THE NEEEEEWWWWSSSSS!!
Sorry about that quick interruption, but scientists
have just discovered a new process called
seafloor spreading.
[The news team gives Andrew some more intel]
I've just gotten word that one of my colleagues
here has drawn up a picture of the process.
"What is seafloor spreading?" you may be asking yourself.
Well, it's the process in which lava comes
up through the ocean, through the core, and
fills up the cracks, proceeding to push up
the plates, causing continents to gain more land.
One example is Japan, which gains about 2 inches of land a year.
That's all folks, now back to your regularly
scheduled infomercial.
[More static]
Wow, what an exciting product that
was!
But, unfortunately, it's time for us to g- to say goodbye.
So folks, come on down to Aiden's Platerooni tecton- tectonicon- te- tectonicona- tectoniconium
located right at the corner of Neverland and
your imagination!
[Zoom intensifies]
Do-do-doo-dodo-do-do-doo!
[♪ Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme ♪]
Oh hey!
Hey Vsauce here, Michael!
[Starts to move the camera for whatever reason]
Well would you look at that!
Alongside that,
[Special Guest Appearance
from Adam]
we have another brand-new product-
[Spasms]
That's all folks, now back to your regularly scheduled infomercial.
[Aiden-zilla has joined the battle]
