ANNOUNCER: AND NOW "TMZ"
PRESENTS IS THIS REALLY A SMART
IDEA?
STARRING EVERYTHING ARIANA
GRANDE AND PETE DAVIDSON ARE
DOING!
ARIANA GRANDE AND PETE
DAVIDSON HAVE JUST MOVED INTO A
$16 MILLION APARTMENT IN
CHELSEA.
ANNOUNCER: YES, THE COUPLE WHO
ONLY KNEW EACH OTHER A SOLID TWO
MONTHS OR SO BEFORE GETTING
ENGAGED IS NOW LIVING IN A 4,000
SQUARE FOOT APARTMENT IN THIS
GINORMOUS JETSONS-LIKE BUILDING
THAT FEATURES STING AS A
NEIGHBOR AND A PRIVATE IMAX
THEATER.
NOW, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY HIGHLY
RELEVANT QUESTIONS THAT HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEIR
RELATIONSHIP BY CHANCE?
HARVEY: I HAVE A HIGHLY RELEVANT
RELEVANT AND THIS HAS TO DO WITH
THEIR RELATIONSHIP, DID THEY BUY
IT OR ARE THEY RENTERS?
WE DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE
RENTING OR BUYING.
HARVEY: YOU DON'T BUY A $16
MILLION PLACE WITH SOMEBODY THAT
YOU DON'T FULLY KNOW.
WHY, THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED?
HARVEY: THERE ARE A LOT OF
PEOPLE WHO GET ENGAGED AND DON'T
END UP GETTING MARRIED.
OK, THAT'S DRAMATIC.
ANNOUNCER: SERIOUSLY.
BESIDES, THEY'RE SUPER HAPPY AND
SUPER UNDER FURNISHED APPARENTLY
BECAUSE ARIANA POSTED THIS MEME
OF SPONGEBOB AND THE CAPTION, US
IN OUR NEW APARTMENT WITH NO
FURNITURE, ONE SPEAKER AND RED
VINES.
OH, YEAH, THESE GUYS ARE TOTALLY
MATURE ENOUGH TO BUY A $16
MILLION PLACE.
WAIT, WHAT IF ONE PERSON BUYS
IT AND THE OTHER PERSON IS JUST
LIKE MOVING IN?
HARVEY: THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
YOU'RE LIKE THE THIRD WHEEL IN
THE RELATIONSHIP.
ANNOUNCER: IT DOES GET REALLY
AWKWARD WHEN ARIANA AND THE
APARTMENT TRY TO GO TO THE
MOVIES AND PETE JUST TAGS ALONG.
THERE'S NO WAY THEY BOUGHT
THIS $16 MILLION --
THAT'S SO MUCH MONEY.
SHE DOES BUT WHAT IS PETE
GETTING, GROCERIES?
ANNOUNCER: OH, YOU THINK THOSE
RED VINES BOUGHT THEMSELVES?
PETE'S GOT TO EARN HIS KEEP
SOMEHOW.
MONEY IS POWER IN THE
RELATIONSHIP.
THAT'S TRUE.
IS IT LIKE FOR YOU --
HARVEY: I CAN'T GET A BARCA
LOUNGE.
ANNOUNCER: ONE DAY, HARVE.
ONE DAY.
CONGRATS ON THE NEW APARTMENT,
GUYS.
