From getting arrested by mom to pretending
to be gay just to flirt with a crush, the
Planet Dolan Crew re-enacts some of the best
true stories from our subreddit about the
worst things our parents did to embarrass
us.
I’m Melissa, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by Miss-may-I Andiemations
Andie’s mom works for the local police.
She had just gotten off duty and didn't have
time to take off her uniform before she had
to go Christmas shopping.
When they went to Walmart to buy presents
for their family, Andie’s 8-year-old sister
found a toy she really liked and started begging
for it.
Eventually, she started whining and throwing
a huge fit.
Andie’s mom yelled at her, but that just
escalated the situation.
The tantrum got so bad that Andie’s mom
snapped and HANDCUFFED HER LITTLE SISTER,
TO ESCORT HER OUT OF THE STORE!
Number 9 was Submitted by UFOStevie Cid
When Cid was 17 and trying to get a job, his
mother went with him to get an application
to McDonalds.
The manager handed him an application, and
he began writing his information down.
His mom sat with him and started talking about
how the manager's body language was implying
they didn’t want to give him the application.
Cid didn’t really notice anything, so he
just continued filling out the application.
Most of the staff at that particular McDonalds
was bilingual in Spanish and English, but
they mostly spoke to each other in Spanish.
As Cid was filling out his application, his
mother began to mumble under her breath, complaining
and doubting that they were going to hire
him.
Those complaints then began to get a little
louder, until she loudly made a racially insensitive
comment that everybody heard, about how they
weren't going to hire him because he would
be the only non Spanish-speaking person there.
Cid was shocked and humiliated, but did not
say anything and just hurried along the application
so they could leave.
He never went with her to a McDonald’s ever
again.
Number 8 was Submitted by saukios Nixxiom
When Nixxiom was around 8 and 9, he was obsessed
with Elmo.
He had an Elmo plush that he liked hugging
and walking around with, saying that he was
going to live with him.
Years later, Nixxiom got a girlfriend, and
was in his room changing to go out with her.
While his girlfriend was waiting, his mother
showed her photos of Nixxiom kissing and hugging
Elmo.
She also, even now, has a photo of him with
his Elmo in her room.
Number 7 was Submitted by girlwithnochill
Ramona
One day, in middle school, Ramona was on the
phone with a new friend.
They were talking about names for Ramona’s
new cat.
Suddenly, Ramona’s dad burst through the
door and screamed, "Girl, was it you who took
a huge dump and didn't wipe or flush?!"
Ramona didn’t have time to mute the phone,
and her friend started laughing.
Ramona began to cry of embarrassment and hung
up the phone.
It worked out, though.
Ramona’s dad felt bad and let her stay up
late that night, and Ramona became best friends
with that girl.
Number 6 was Submitted by ninetails_girl23
MKyleM
One night, when it was time for bed, MKyleM
wouldn't get off his Xbox when his mom told
him to.
So his mom took the headset and gave him a
warning to shut it off.
He still wouldn’t while he was in the middle
of a game, so his mom began to tell his friends
over the headset a story about when he was
potty training.
She told them how when MKyleM was younger,
he couldn't quite reach the toilet, so he
would set his penis on the toilet seat to
pee.
His friends started laughing their asses off.
Number 5 was Submitted by alexa_te_ama Spincess
Spincess and her mother were about to go shopping
at the store, and Spincess wanted to wear
her crop top.
Spincess’ mother didn't want her to wear
it, so they argued about it.
Eventually, Spincess’ MOTHER ended up putting
on the crop top HERSELF, so that Spincess
couldn’t wear it.
When they got to the store, they ended up
seeing the principal from Spincess’ school.
And worse yet… the principal saw THEM.
Number 4 was Submitted by zandernater Hellbent
When Hellbent was a junior in high school,
his mom chaperoned a band trip.
Hellbent was hanging out with his friends
in the back of the bus, while his mom was
up front talking with the other parents.
Hellbent was joking around about something
stupid and at some point he said something
along the lines of “I’m the manliest guy
ever.”
Almost on queue, his mom shouted back to him,
“Honey, it’s gonna be cold when we get
there!
You want me to give you your sweater?!”
All Hellbent’s friends started cracking
up, and Hellbent just shut up and slumped
into his seat.
When he didn’t respond, she just threw the
sweater at him anyway, just in case he needed
it.
Number 3 was Submitted by PinkPearMartini
Doopie
Doopie had a crush on a boy that she was friends
with.
One day, she and her dad pulled up to the
convenience store where her crush worked part
time.
For reasons unknown, Doopie’s dad pretended
to be an EXTREMELY flayboyant, VERY drunk
homosexual, and hit on Doopie’s crush!
Doopie and her crush were both completely
mortified.
Doopie’s friendzoned crush didn't really
want out of the friendzone after that.
Number 2 was Submitted by AmericanKimbop Princess
Proton
Princess Proton was raised and homeschooled
in a conservative Christian household, and
as a young girl she was taught to be modest
and wear loose-fitting clothing.
But when she got to high school, a Homeschool
Christian Prom came up, and Princess Proton’s
family brought her to a dress shop to pick
out a nice dress for the prom.
Princess Proton wanted to really look nice,
so she picked out a pretty pink dress that
was long at the bottom but strapless at the
top.
She thought it looked great, and felt confident
walking out of the dressing room to show her
family.
But as soon as her dad saw her, he screamed,
in the middle of the store, “Put on some
clothes!
You look like a skank!”
He was angry that she even TRIED ON a dress
that was so “inappropriate,” and he yelled
loud enough for the whole store to hear.
Some of the other customers looked at Princess
Proton with sympathy as she put the dress
back.
After that, she just decided not to go to
the prom at all.
Number 1 – What’s the most embarrassing
thing 
your parents ever did 
to you?
