Victor, you were
absolutely right.
A pre-show snack's exactly what
we need to calm our nerves.
Totally and
you know what?
I'm gonna be so ready for seven
second sumo right after this.
Oh!
What are you doing?
Why did you grab --
Why is your hand
on my pizza?
This is my
slice of pizza.
There's clearly
one slice left.
You seriously
got to let --
Actually if you
look closely enough
Let go!
it says my name!
Yeah! Okay!
Which one of my friendliest
friends is ready to make
the most friendly tv show
of all friendly history?!
Yeah! Yeah!
This is my special piece.
I ordered this piece custom.
Wow, I was gonna let it go.
And look at the sauce!
What's going on?
Look at the sauce!
Wait a minute.
This isn't good.
We have a host emergency!
Host emergency!
What is going on in here?
Gary, what is going on?
I don't know!
[frustrated groan]
I can take care of this.
I can take care of this.
Hosts, please stop
arguing, please.
[incoherent argument]
Hosts. They're still arguing.
Don't make me get wild in here.
Don't you hosts make
me get wild in here!
Alright, that's it.
I'm getting wild.
 I'm getting wild.
♪ ♪
Mr. Orlando?
[western drawl] That's Sheriff
Orlando to you, partner.
Hey. We get
to be partners?
Hooray! I'll go get
my cowboy hat. Ha ha!
No no,
that's not what --
[sigh]
Alright now listen
here, you two.
You don't want Putter
in there watching
tumbleweeds, do you?
Both: No.
No! So you
get to gettin'
and mosey on in there
to start the show, you hear?
We will address this pizza
sitcheeation
later.
Wouldn't the
pizza get cold?
Get in there!
Okay, cold pizza.
Cold pizza.
Um, I gotta check
on my sumo suit.
I heard Putter sing.
Hmm.
That's how you
wrestle hosts.
Hey, pizza. This studio ain't
big enough for the both of us.
Heeya.
♪ it's about time
for some Studio K ♪
And...go!
Okay, and Janaye
takes a lead.
Victor is going on --
Tag team!
[shouts]
Oh, no!
[laughing]
Whoa, that was so good!
Hey, everyone!
We're hanging out
in the control room,
and you know what
time it is?
It's time for...
[together]
The Question Machine!
That's right. That's where
you send your questions
to cbckids.ca,
and we answer as many
as we can.
And right now,
we're going to --
[together]
Fire up the Question Machine!
[bonks and boinks]
Putter: Caroline asks
Oh, that's a really
neat question.
Tony, what do you think?
Well, for starters,
if we didn't have any names,
we wouldn't know who sent us all
of these awesome questions.
Or that one in particular --
Caroline.
Huh? Huh?
[laughs]
Well, I mean if we
didn't have names,
then I'd have to
be like, "hey, you!"
Me?
Me?
Oh...
See?
Now that you say that,
it's got me thinking.
I mean, what if
you have siblings?
What if my mom never gave
me and my brothers names?
Ju -- just would be
so confusing! Thanks mom.
Thanks, Victor's mom.
Thanks, Victor's mom.
It's very thoughtful of you.
Good call.
[laughing]
If you have any more questions
for the Question Machine,
send them to cbckids.ca.
Hmm...I wonder why
my name is Putter?
Well, maybe 'cause com-puter,
com-pu -- Putter!
Good one.
That's how it originates.
Oh! Oh! I remember.
I was named after my
great-grampy.
Ah!
Um...
David.
Wait?
David?
Yeah, that's exactly
what it is...
[bleeps and bloops]
♪ [really fast beat]
We're gonna do seven seconds
of scarf juggling.
Justin.
Thanks.
♪ ♪
[disappointed groans]
Justin?
Justin!
Justin!
Justin.
Justin!
Justin!
♪ ♪
Fail.
♪ ♪
Announcer:
 From Studio K,
 where every day is tasty!
 It's "The Tasting Game"!
 Cottonball, it's time to find
 your perfect snack match.
 Let's meet the ingredients
 behind the curtain.
Oh I can't wait!
[audience applause]
Okay, I'm looking for something
that's up for anything.
Ingredient number one,
are you adventurous?
Why yes I am adventurous.
I like to mix it up,
mix it down, keep it fresh.
Ahh. Ingredient
number two,
what are your feelings
on adventure?
Um, I'm more of
a home body, so
you know what
they always say.
Home is where
the pan is.
I don't know who
says that but
it doesn't sound very fun
and adventurous to me.
Ingredient number one,
I like to get out
and get active.
Do you like
to be active?
Well I'm all about
being active.
And feeling light
and ready for anything.
Oh yeah!
Ingredient number two, can you
activate your answer?
[snoring]
Huh? Sorry.
I was taking a nap.
It's about bed t --
♪ ♪
[snoring]
Well I think the choice
is obvious.
I choose ingredient number one!
Announcer: Congratulations,
 Cottonball.
 Your sandwich is about to be
 topped with some fresh lettuce!
Lettuce!
Cottonball!
Lettuce, what's up?! Yay!
[screams with joy]
Of course you chose lettuce.
Why wouldn't you?
♪ ♪
This pizza right here is mine.
♪ ♪
Howdy, Victor.
 Ching! Ching!
Uh...
 Ching!
What is that? Is that
somebody's cell phone?
 Ching! Ching! 
[groan]
The fire alarm?
Ching! Ching!
I'm here too.
♪ ♪
Howdy Tony, but what was that
sound you were making?
Those were my spurs.
Listen to this.
Ching! Ching!
[giggles]
What's with the outfit?
Well I just came from
the tasting game and
I didn't have time to switch
out of the pizza costume
and I really wanted
that slice of pizza so,
now I'm here.
Hmm.
Well, seems to me like you
already have a slice
so this slice is mine.
No this is
just a costume.
That's a real
slice of pizza.
I'm never letting
go of this pizza.
Ahem.
I said ahem!
♪ ♪
Look boys. This
situation is pricklier
than a cactus
in a bonnet.
If you love this
pizza so much,
I don't know, go sing
about it or something.
That sounds like a good idea.
Want to make a song?
We should totally
make a song.
Janaye would look really
good in this pizza outfit.
Yeah, yeah.
Get her to put it on.
Janaye! You're putting
a pizza costume on!
 Ching! Ching!
[sigh] Half way
through this show
and still no pizza plan.
I'm as confused as a
caterpillar in the dark.
[sigh]
[slurping]
That's some good
apple juice though.
[bleeps and bloops]
♪ [hip hop beat]
You know what time it is?
Um, not really.
It's Lunchbox Rap
Battles, yo.
Oh snap,
let's go!
♪ ♪
♪ the name's burger ♪
♪ my best friend is fries ♪
♪ I kick it with ketchup,
I'm a really friendly guy ♪
♪ this is pizza ♪
♪ I'm a party food ♪
♪ share a pie with a friend,
no need to be rude ♪
♪ no, no, no need to be rude ♪
♪ hey, hey, don't
give me that 'tude ♪
♪ no, no, no need to be rude ♪
♪ hey, hey, don't
give me the 'tude ♪
♪ don't need nothing fancy,
maybe just a little
mustard and relish right
there in the middle ♪
♪ pepperoni and cheese, keep it
simple, real nice ♪
♪ that's the end of this rap,
yo, it's been a slice ♪
♪ gouda, chedda, feta ♪
♪ it's whateva'
whateva', eva', eva' ♪
♪ whateva you want, that is ♪
Bacon?
Lettuce?
Relish?
To-mah-to?
Do you say to-may-to?
Yes.
Okay.
To-mah-to.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
[bleeps and bloops]
Hey, everyone. You already
know what time it is.
It's time for
Both: Upside Down Art.
We do need to be upside down.
True story. Let's call
in our friend.
Both: Upside Down Man!
Upside Down Man
to the rescue!
[swoosh]
Nice!
Sweet.
Awesome. Cool.
So now that we're upside down,
we have a special
challenge today.
Today we are going
to be making some
 water colour rainbows.
 Wow.
A lovely surprise we have
in front of us.
Okay. Shall we?
We shall.
Let's get ready.
Gear up.
Safety first.
[horn blares]
Wonderful.
Got my goggles.
We can do this.
We got this.
So let's get some
paint brushes out.
This is gonna be
a wild ride.
Woo! Just gotta grab
me a paint brush here.
Alright, so.
We're going to
unscrew the water.
This is a water base.
[splat]
That doesn't sound good.
I didn't get any
water from that.
Let's try it again.
[laughing]
Perfect.
Aw yeah.
This works, this works.
Gonna start on my rainbow.
Where's red?
There it is. Here we go.
 I'm gonna grab some
 moisture off my face.
Right there. Yeah.
We need some more water.
Nice.
There we go.
Get some more moisture.
Yeah!
How you doing there, Tony?
I love life. It's great.
You look like you just
went snorkelling.
 We're doing art. 
[laughing]
You know what,
snorkelling is an art.
Anything can be art.
That is true.
 Especially
 upside down art.
Yep.
[coughing]
Your choices are very limited
when you're upside down.
[buzzer]
I think a red rainbow for
me is good enough.
How is your rainbow look?
You know what, mine is
perfect the way it is.
Mine is a rainbow
of the imagination.
Yeah. This is great.
You know, high five.
♪ ♪
Okay, you know what,
better luck next time.
[laughing]
Alright, thanks for joining
us on Upside Down Art.
If you want to participate
in some art,
feel free to go to
our parents website
and participate in some
crafts and activities.
Maybe right side up.
Speaking of
right side up.
Yeah, we should probably --
we should probably do that.
Both: Upside Down Man!
[chanting] Upside down!
Upside --
He might be on his lunch.
Really?
 Yeah.
He does that sometimes.
Well what are
we gonna do now?
We can just continue painting
with our imagination.
Yeah, sure. I guess
that works. Yeah.
[splat]
Cottonball: Rock n' Roll Rhymes
 with my special guest!
[applause]
Oh. Um,
I'm sorry. I thought
we were supposed to be
dressing up as our
favourite rockstar.
Oh, well, yeah.
That's why I'm
dressed as Bookaboo,
the greatest rockstar
of all time.
Oh, that makes a
lot more sense now.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
That's okay.
So what do you
want to sing today?
I don't know. I'm feeling maybe
"Twinkle, twinkle little star"?
Yeah, classic.
And maybe you could add some
cool jazz elements to it.
Yeah? How does
that sound?
Yeah, that
sounds awesome.
Okay. Um,
music!
♪ ♪
Ooh.
♪ ♪
♪ twinkle ♪
♪ twinkle ♪
♪ twin-kle ♪
♪ twin-kle ♪
Both:
♪ little star ♪
♪ twinkle ♪
♪ twinkle ♪
♪ what are you ♪
♪ what are you ♪
♪ where are you ♪
♪ where are you ♪
♪ you're a
twinkling star ♪
♪ twinkling star ♪
♪ twinkle ♪
♪ twinkle ♪
Woo!
♪ twinkle, little ♪
♪ little star ♪
♪ star, star,
star, star ♪
[cheers and applause]
Oh.
Yay, thank you
Studio K! Woo!
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.
♪ [theme]
♪ [disco]
Announcer: Right on!
 The Rock n' Roll Rhymes
 collection is now available!
 Dance forever!
 10 original hits! 10 stars!
 10 times the boogie!
[echoes] Boogie!
 Get fresh.
 Get fun.
 Get funky.
 Want more?
[pop]
I really, really do.
Announcer:
 If you order right now
 we'll throw in --
 even more dancing I guess.
So much dancing!
 Sia the difference.
 Well, try to Sia
 the difference.
 Call 1-800-Rock-n-Roll-Rhymes
 today!
[chimes]
You go girl!
 You can stop dancing,
 Lorraine.
 Wait. That's even more --
 Okay, you know what?
 That's fine.
 I have to go home now.
 Dance forever if you'd like.
Lorraine, never stop dancing.
Never.
♪ [ends]
♪ [theme]
Hey everyone, it's Victor
and Tony here.
We're gonna do another
special segment of...
[slide whistle]
Both: Wigged Out!
That's where we try
things that wig us out
while we wear
wacky wigs.
That's right, and today
we're gonna visit
a bunch of bees.
Where?! Bees, what?
We actually have
a professional here.
A professional?
It's Janelle.
Hi guys.
Hey.
Hey, everyone.
I'm excited. Can we
visit the bees now?
Of course. First we'll
get in to one of these.
There you go.
Nice. A bee shield.
Let's go.
[whoosh]
[giggles]
Alright so we go dressed
and we got our wigs on.
What next?
Well how about
we meet the bees.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Victor: I don't know. I don't
 think you should
 be pulling that out.
 They seem a little busy.
Which one of them
is going to sting me
because I need to know
where I'm running.
Janelle: They probably
 won't sting you.
Victor: Really?
 Their stinger
 is their defence
 and they're only going to sting
 you if you're threatening them.
So if you're making
a lot of noise
or being aggressive or
squishing them or doing
something that's really mean.
 We're being nice,
 we're being calm.
 They have work to do.
We're okay.
So if we're nice and
calm, we'll be safe.
I come in peace.
 They seem very busy doing
 particular jobs.
What are they working
on right now?
Janelle: Workers will do a
 couple of different things.
 They will guard the hive.
 They'll make honey.
Or they'll go out and find
nectar and pollen to bring back.
Both: Wow.
There's also
our drone bees
which are these
bigger ones here.
 Our drone bees
 have no stingers.
 Oh! We'll that's
 good to know.
This is the drone.
That's so cool.
He's so friendly.
And what they'll do is sometimes
buzz and sing for the workers
and the queen
to make them feel good.
[sings] La la la laaa!
Keep on working, bees!
Is it working?
[sings] You're doing
such a great job!
And our queen bee,
there's only one
in this whole hive
of 50,000 bees.
Wow.
 And her job is to lay
 eggs all day, every day.
 Each bee has its
 own specific job
to help the whole
colony work well.
That's very --
Busy as a bee.
That's why they
say busy as a bee.
So obviously these bees
don't speak human.
 How do they communicate
 with each other?
Janelle: They dance. We call
 it the waggle dance.
Dancing. Cool. We know a few
things about that.
I used to be
so afraid of you
but now I just feel like
I made 50,000 more friends.
Yeah.
You're Bertha
and you're Bianca
and you're um...
Bartholomew?
Do you think we
can waggle our way to
Studio K and they
would follow us?
Maybe. Where's Studio K?
Is it...
that way?
I think it's...
that way.
Huh. Then...
that way we go.
Okay. Waggle over here.
Come! There's room
for all 50,000 of you.
Do you think they're
getting the message?
[bleeps and bloops]
Hoo!
Pig goes in the pen.
Alright Mr. --
Uh, Sheriff.
We finished all of our segments
and the show is done.
That's right,
and I think it's
the perfect time for
a post ritual snack.
Mm-hmm. And real pizza tastes
better than a pizza costume.
I checked.
I think I finally
cracked this egg.
We'll decide with a duel.
Three, two,
one!
Draw!
Come on.
♪ ♪
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Draw.
Draw. Draw,
a-a-a-a-and
hold 'em up!
Ha!
Ha!
Victor is that spaghetti?
Yeah.
I love pizza
and everything but
westerns just make me think
of spaghetti for some reason.
Huh.
Ching. Ching. Ching.
Ching. Ching.
Hey, did anybody say
I wish deputy Gary would bring
us some spaghetti to share?
Both: Alright!
You're gonna have to take
that spaghetti to go.
We have to say goodbye before
we ride off in to the sunset.
Studio K, ho!
Yee-hoo!
Ching. Ching.
Ching. Ching.
What is that sound?
Oh. Tony lent
me his spurs.
Ching, ching,
ching, ching, ching.
True story.
Cool.
♪ [dreamy]
♪ yeah ♪
♪ bye bye bye bye ♪
♪ bye bye bye ♪
♪ bye bye bye bye ♪
♪ bye bye bye ♪
♪ when something's
starting out ♪
♪ we'll often say hello ♪
♪ and when we're in
the middle of something ♪
♪ we might say
that's fun ♪
♪ but when something's almost
over and it's winding down ♪
♪ we'll look at each other
and we might say ♪
♪ goodbye ♪
♪ bye bye bye bye ♪
♪ goodbye ♪
♪ bye bye bye ♪
♪ goodbye goodbye
goodbye goodbye ♪
♪ there are lots of other ways
you can say goodbye ♪
♪ Like au revoir, adieu,
à la prochaine, or bye ♪
♪ à bientôt, à plus tard ♪
♪ à tout à l'heure ♪
♪ salut, à demain ♪
♪ All of them
mean goodbye ♪
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Bye bye
bye bye ♪
♪ Goodbye goodbye
goodbye goodbye ♪
See you later.
♪ Goodbye ♪
Catch you next time.
♪ Goodbye goodbye
goodbye goodbye ♪
Goodbye.
I'm sorry we fighted.
Yeah, we fighted too much.
Did you want the slice?
You serious?
It's yours, man.
Really?
It's all yours.
You can have it
if you want.
Dude, our friendship is way more
important than a slice of pizza.
It's true. We wore cowboy
costumes and stuff.
That was awesome.
We went through
a lot together.
I mean who needs this
pizza? We got friendship.
Well I mean,
it'd be nice --
Okay yeah,
it was expensive.
It was a really expensive
slice of pizza.
Do you want to split it
maybe right in half?
This half?
Honestly it's all
yours. I'm good.
You're good?
Yeah, I'm good.
I insist.
This is your pizza.
I can take this
for leftovers?
It has your name
all over it.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Thank you.
You're my best friend.
You too, bud.
You too.
Can you eat it now?
It's cold.
Take a bite.
I don't like cold pizza.
There's a microwave
right there.
There is a microwave.
That's actually
a fridge but good try.
Oh that's --
That's a fridge.
It's a really big fridge.
But hey you know what, the green
room changes all the time.
Okay so, you're
not gonna eat that?
No.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
 Someone just --
