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>>> SO HOW ARE YOU ALL ENJOYING
THE NEW DOMINICO GOURMET COFFEE
DRINK?
>> I LOVE IT.
>> YEAH, THIS AMERICANO IS
DELICIOUS.
>> I MEAN, I'LL SAY IT UNTIL THE
DAY I DIE, DOMINICO'S KNOWS
COFFEE.
>> I'M A BIT OF A COFFEE SNUB
AND I HAVE TO SAY DOMINICO'S
NAILED IT.
>> YEAH, THEY REALLY DID.
>> WELL, I'M GLAD YOU FOLKS FEEL
THAT WAY BECAUSE WHAT IF I TOLD
YOU THAT THE DELICIOUS COFFEE
DRINKS YOU'RE SIPPING ON AREN'T
ACTUALLY FROM A SPECIALTY COFFEE
SHOP?
>> WHAT?
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY COFFEE
FROM BURGER KING NEW CAFE
GOURMET BK JOE COFFEE.
>> WHAT THE HELL?
>> WHAT, THIS COFFEE IS FROM
BURGER KING?
>> LOOK, DAMN, I GUESS I'LL BE
GOING TO BURGER KING A LOT MORE
OFTEN.
>> WELL HOLD THE PHONE BROTHER,
BECAUSE I GUESS I JUST DON'T GET
IT.
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I WAS
JUST DRINKING A DELICIOUS CUP OF
DOMINICO'S COFFEE WITH MY NEW
WIFE AND A BUNCH OF PUDS WALK
OUT WITH BURGER COFFEE AND NOW
YOU'RE TELLING ME WE WERE
TRINGING BK JOE THE WHOLE TIME?
SORRY BROTHER BUT I GUESS I JUST
DON'T GET IT.
>> WELL, YOU ACTUALLY DO GET IT
BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT JUST
HAPPENED.
AND YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
NINE OUT OF 10 CUSTOMERS SAY
THEY CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BK JOE AND THE FANCY
STUFF.
>> WELL, I CAN TELL THIS IS
DOMINICO'S.
>> BUT THE FUN THING IS IS THAT
YOU ACTUALLY DRANK BK JOE.
>> WELL, PROBABLY EVERYONE ELSE
BOUGHT THE BK JOE BUT MINE
WASN'T.
I'M A DOMINICO'S GIRL.
>> MY NEW WIFE IS A DOMINICO'S
GIRL.
>> SURE BUT THE COFFEE IS BK
JOE.
AND GET THIS, IT COSTS JUST
$1.99.
>> $1.99.
YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK, YOU
PERVERT.
>> WHOA, NO NEED FOR THAT.
>> YOU FED MY NEW WIFE THIS
GARBAGE?
HUH, THIS BURGER JUICE?
HOW DARE YOU, A DAY AFTER OUR
WEDDING.
>> YOU CAME HERE THE DAY AFTER
YOUR WEDDING?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I DRANK THAT
BURGER COFFEE.
OH, MY GOD.
I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
BABY, BABY, GIVE ME YOUR PURSE.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> WAIT, I'M SORRY.
YOU GUYS THINK THAT THE COFFEE
IS MADE FROM BURGERS?
IT'S NOT.
IT JUST COMES FROM BURGER KING.
>> EXCUSE ME?
BURGER KING?
WHAT THE HAPPENED TO BK JOES?
BE REAL BROTHER, ARE YOU HIM?
IS HE BK?
BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S NOT HER.
>> WHAT?
BK JOE IS NOT A PERSON.
>> WHY DO I TRUST ANYTHING YOU
SAY?
YOU'VE LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING
ELSE.
OH WAIT, LET ME GUESS THIS ISN'T
EVEN DOMINICO'S COFFEE.
>> IT'S NOT.
I'VE SAID THAT SEVERAL TIMES.
>> I'VE -- RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW I'M -- RIGHT?
DON'T TRY ME, BK.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE BATISTA?
IS THE BATISTA REAL?
>> I THINK YOU MEAN BARISTA.
>> BATISTA, ARE YOU LIVING REAL?
>> OH, YOU GOT ME.
I AM A PAID ACTOR BUT I DID USED
TO WORK AT A STARBUCKS.
>> IS WHAT A CLOWN, BECAUSE
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
>> OKAY, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALL
DOING THIS.
YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME, OKAY,
BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN JEALOUS
OF ME MY WHOLE LIFE.
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN JEALOUS OF ME
SINCE I WALKED INTO THIS
DOMINICO'S BECAUSE YOU COULD
NEVER GET A MAN LIKE THIS.
I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN,
NOT AT A DOMINICO'S.
>> MA'AM, DOMINICO'S IS NOT A
REAL PLACE.
THIS WAS SET BUILT FOR A SHOOT.
>> I DON'T CARE WHERE THIS
COFFEE CAME FROM, I LOVE IT.
>> OKAY, LOOK.
I'M ONLY TELLING YOU THIS
BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY NICE AND
HONEST PERSON HERE BUT WHEN YOU
SAY THAT, YOU SOUND POOR.
YOU SOUND DESPERATE AND YOU
SOUND POOR AND WHEN THIS MOVIE
COMES OUT, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT
TO KILL YOURSELF AND I'M JUST
TRYING TO BE NICE.
>> I'M SORRY YOU THINK THIS IS A
MOVIE FOR BURGER KING?
>> YOU SEE THIS?
THIS IS YOU.
>> I'M SO TURNED UP SO MUCH.
>> I LOVE YOU TOO.
>> I KILL FOR YOU.
>> AND YOU WILL.
MMM, MMM, MMM.
MMM, MMM, MMM.
>> JESUS.
WELL, IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE NOT
GOING TO USE ANY OF THIS FOOTAGE
SO YOU CAN ALL GO HOME.
THANK YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT, COME ON BABY,
LET'S GO.
>> BABY, DON'T FORGET THE PURSE.
CAN WE STOP AT BURGER KING?
I HEAR THERE'S DOMINICO'S NOW.
>> THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BK
JOE FROM BURGER KING.
BK, BURGER KING AND JOE IS
COFFEE.
