*WAPOOSH*
Top of the morning to ya laddies my name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome back to
Manual Samuel I think this is gonna be the last episode of it
We..  destroyed an orphanage last time which doesn't make me feel too good about myself
But I'm sure i get some retribution in the end
And we can continue living our beautiful life
Without fear of any sort of reprimand
[Jack chuckles]
The Skatemate?
Come on dude
SATAN!
YEEAH!
Are you gonna have a weird voice too?
*laughs*
*laughs*
300 hairless apes?
Where did you get 300 shreds?
STOP
SAYING THAT
*funny voice* Holy feces dude!
I'm so sick of hearing that fucking word.
Okay.
What do I do then?
It's been a while since this as well
The whole Halloween shenanigans that have been
Going on kind of disrupted my time, so
Apologies for that
But let's go inside
Can't I just sit in here. And wait my time
Is death going to come and be like
*in Death's voice* Holy feces dude
Why is there green gas in my house?
What is happening? Ooh, the rotten food.
I'm gonna I'm gonna hide down here
Oh yeah I have to blink
I'm gonna hide down here from the dirty food. Eew
Stop it spine!
My spine really wants to break
okay we're good
*singing* Moving on up!
*Dead silence in the game*
Hello? It's very quiet all of the sudden
Anybody? Can I sit down and watch TV?
I think he's had a pretty rough day, I think he deserves somethin'
Flappy rooster?
Am I really never going to be able to play this game?
It keeps telling me all this time that
"Oh, sam has a high score in flappy rooster!"
*Bird chirps*
(softly) Why is there a crow in my house?
Fair enough, fine, I don't care, whatever.
*laughs*
They are very smart birds so ima just assume he got in on his own..
Probably picked my lock!
Where am i going..?
*In game character blinks rigorously.*
I blinked 1,300 times!
Very close to that two thousand bro
*Laughs*
Oh..
Eh
BAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
*more profuse laughter*
*Ethan Klein cough*
Am I dead now?
(mumbles) oh god
AHHHH
I have a hole in my stomach!
Or my belly or my gooey hole
Ow!
That hurt BITCH
I'm a nice person!
Actually, Sam wasn't a very nice person before this, was he?
There was the whole "point" of all of this
Love hell (???)
This place is nice I like what you did with it
Heeey
Dude, I can nail this!
It's the same voice as the narrator!
*Whispering* What is happening?
This isn't to bad, this is a pretty nice jail.
Also, I can just walk straight through those bars.
*Laughs*
The stuff says, like how many days you've been in here,
and then it's just crossed off into infinity.
AWWW!
NOO, I thought I was away from you!
NOO!
Uhm,
To shut you the fuck up so you never say feces once more
ever, EVER again!
I didn't say anything!
*laughs uncomfortably*
That's a bit overboard, don't you think?
Uhm.
*Perplexing cough-like sound*
erghh!
It's so gross.
I'm inside the dude!
Wait, how do I... How do I destroy this?
Oooh, Do I not have to manually breath anymore?
I can block.
Aww, God.
This is gonna be one of those things again isn't it.
Ok. Block
Eu-ugh!
I... I'm fucking trying!
Ah, I keep pressing the wrong buttons.
Hugh!
C'mon.
I got it!
Fuck!
Why are you different? The last guy was Australian.
How do I get up?
Oh yeah
I.. I-I'd love to be.
But for some reason I'm Not Allowed To BE!
I've no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.
Ah! There we go.
Do I have to block twice?
Yay, I'm killin 'em!
I'm killing people!
Well, I don't know if your people.
aww crap.
Kill 'em. Fuck sake.
HOW do I fix that?
Okay, I can block.
But then sometimes they just block as well.
I don't get this.
Ohh!
When they do the... the swingy roundy-arm ones,
I don't think I can attack them afterward
So after this one...
Okay.
I don't know how it works.
NICE!
NICE, it fucked them up!
Oh. He only has one sword left.
*laughs*
Am I supposed to be able to block those?
Ah. FUCK!
Ohh! I had to hold it and that happend.
Okay! I'm gettin' the hang of it.
This is tedious as fuck!
Can you die though?
Yes!
Ugh, Mother of god.
Do I - Do I really have to fight all these dudes?
*Jack's fighting noises*
Don't tell me there's more.
Yay. We're done.
Welcome to Hell! (reading sign)
I'm leaving!
Thank-Where did death go?!
Wait!
He was able to chop one guy in half, and stuff me inside
But for some reason he wasn't able to kill all the others.
What a Feces Face
Oh, Balls.
Please don't.
Oh god.
Do I have to fight you now??
Oww!
Okay. So, dodging that would have been helpful.
I can't walk.
Ah! I tried to block.
C'mon.
Aw, Jesus Christ
Okay.
WHAT!
Ugh, don't, COME ON!
There we go.
Oh God! Oh God.
There we go.
Oh, I have to talk.
I
go,
Ohh
I go-ooh, ho-oh-oh-muh
Oh God (x4)
Fuck.
But what if I want to?!
I'm a nice person.
Death is just making me out to be an asho-OH
*gasp*
OH, I don't know how I dodged that
So how do I dodge that one?!
Ohhh!
*jack over pronouncing the words "I am scared"*
Augh, 's gonna take Forever!
What're you doin'?
What're you doin' ?!
What're you doin-Oh God!
I don't know how I dodged that.
*soft scream as fire shoots out*
*Whispers* What?
Maybe I can blow on it.
Hughhh.
*chuckles*
Nope, that doesn't work.
Oh! I have to attack him and stop it.
Ohh.
Do the splits to avoid wings-avoid swings,
Okay,
So I have to attack him to stop this.
There we go.
Block that.
Ah, Shit. I have to get up to block that one.
Okay. So it's just memory patterns.
Ugh.
Ahhh.
OH MY GOD!
OH GOD I LOST MY SWORDS!
Oh god what do I do?
What do I do? Oh I grabbed him! Yes!
Now push...
Th- Whaaat?
It doesn't give you any sorts of hints as to what to do
OK, grab...
now... now breathe on him?
push him? Oooohh yeeeaahhh I forgot I had to walk like this.
OK
OK, this seems to be the last thing to do though
Heh!
Heh!
Yes!
Walk him into some bombs
walk him into some bombs, or something
I don't fuckin' know, What am I doin'?
Yes!
He's no health anymore!
Don't kill me!
[Death]: Luucccyyyy! I be hooomeee!
I dont c- I don't want you to help.
He did it!
It was beautiful!
*Laughs*
I don't know!
Sorry!
*Laughter*
W-w-was that it?
Did I win?
Yeeesss!
That's not my wish
I don't care
Please, please just let me go back to normal and never have to listen to "feces"...
EVER again
Redeem yourself, man
Here we go
We got it
#Awwww
That's my boy!
It just ends like that?!
Sam hooked up with his girlfriend, fixed his car and got her three birthday presents. He's truly a changed guy.
Death finally landed a kickflip and went on a date with War.
Aww, they're kind of hellishly...
Cute together
Satan was impressed by Death. So he raised Death and War's salary by a mind-boggling 55%!
That's quite a bit *grunt*
The four horesemen of the apolcalypse finally got two weeks of paid vacation
Wait, where are the other two?
There they are!
Taxes, Tuesdays, Reality TV and Bad Fan Fiction filled in for them
*chuckles*
Sam Sr. earned a fortune from the publicity of 300 orphans getting resurrected in front of his company. Hope he uses it well.
*Chuckling*
But it was his company that destroyed them?!
The demons slayed by Sam are totally fine.
And they aren't even mad.
OF course they're not, those guys are the best
Those guys are- get their legs chopped off and give me a fuckin' gift basket [of exotic budders]
Man... Oh my God that final battle was sooooo tedious.
'Cause the mechanics are just so awkward anyway and then y- to like, do the splits
then get up, block and attack and then.. a new attack showed up and it was like,
Yeah, figure out how to do it on your own
Until you failed it like, 4 times and then the game'd give you a hint on how to do it.
Which I didn't get. It just didn't tell you what to do in the first place.
Your game-play mechanics are not that good to warrant that kind of...
Vagueness.
Put it that way, but...
I like this game!
Overall, I liked it. I liked the little, tiny story that it told
Wasn't a very long game.
Umm...
And the mechanics got.. a bit too repetitive towards the end
The-the start of it was very good, but after that it didn't really do anything new with the mechnics
Which kinda left a lot to be desired. It got more frustrating that it was fun.
The first ep- the first couple of episodes were fun enough
And then it just went...
It kinda tanked
Game-play wise, but...
Style, and jokes and that kinda stuff I liked it 'til the end.
I- I liked this game a lot
I- it was very unique and very quirky and very witty
And I'm glad I played it!
I- I wonder if there's anything else now, at the end of this.
Can I... skip?
That music just changed... *snap* like that
I dunno know if there's anything else...
After this
Seems like it wasn't a very big team either, so congrats to them for making a game like this
An- And I like the narration and I like the little jokes that were in the game here and there
Ah there is something!
*chuckling*
He slapped the fish
Oh
Excuse me?
*laughter*
*chuckle*
*laughter*
I like that dude
*laughs*
But also.. FUCK YOU I bought the game!
Aww... dedicated to Jory, we love and miss you.
Aww I wonder who that is?
:(
The end? Ooohh Kaaayyyy
Well that does it for Manual Samuel
What a- What a fun little game that I happened upon because it came out on Steam
When I was on it one day.
I'm really glad I played it.
I'm really glad you guys enjoyed it as well
It didn't overstay it's welcome
It feels like
This is like a very good stopping off point for it
Maybe like, five episodes would've been a nice round thing,
I dunno, I like having 5, or 10, or 15 parts or something, it feels...
It feels very nice
*Ahem*
But anyway,
THANK YOU GUYS,
SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS SERIES, IF YOU LIKED IT...
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON,
IN THE FACE...
LIKE A BOSS!
and,
hive fives all round
*Wapush*
*Wapush*
Thank you guys,
and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
