Greetings, Earth enthusiasts, Garyx Wormuloid,
here, to inform you that my series on the
study and appreciation of ancient Earth culture
will be moving to a new channel.
The Museum of Earth Studies.
Not only will I continue to analyze Earthling
Cinema, but I will also analyze other cultural
artifacts, such as Moviepass, Tamagotchis,
and something called "FarmersOnly."
"At FarmersOnly.com!"
Hmm.
So, to continue to enrich your lives by learning
about this cosmic fart of a civilization,
follow me over to my new channel by clicking
the link in the description.
In the meantime, please enjoy my rendition
of this intergalactic chart topper, which
you may find a little familiar...
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'Cuz he don't love you like I do-o.
Ahh!
