Welcome back. You're listening to Radio Apocalypse, broadcasting from the year 2084. I'm Clement Smith, the time is
Something close to midday
Skyline remains parched while outside Nuclear Winter conditions are f-f-f frosty, so wrap-up tight out there and watch for that fallout
Today, we're taking a look back at 100 years of neoliberalism
and how it killed the 99 per cent, in a lighthearted segment called:From Mad Maggie to Mad Max
And when we talk about the majority we aren't referring to the working masses but of course all living things on Earth
We taking calls on this, so if you're a survivor in the real time who hasn't yet mutated or joined the Scavengers
Please do get in touch, we'd love to hear from you.  Also, any female survivors with the Jolie family gene, please
Sweethearts come forward get in touch in person. We'd love to hear from you
We have a message come through from 20 kilometers away. Its anonymous and simply reads:'Help, help now,
Scavengers are here
Sounds like someone could use a little Wonderwall
We are simultaneously
Broadcasting in the present as well as back in time to the year 2017 by the magic of the world's first time machine
Sadly just a rudimentary prototype that only sends back non-physical streams of data. However the day
We send back physical forms will be the day we prevent the near total destruction of planet life
So what a fabulous show that will prove to be
Invented by our show engineer Julio, this one's for you. Little Darling. It's been a long cold Nuclear Winter
It's the Beatles. Here Comes the Sun
Julio, you know I always say it. Full credit for all of this, connecting the few remaining towers and satellites
Discovering the remnants of the internet, the data time machine, but can we get a clock in here?
It's like, really impractical trying to read from the sun when it's almost invisible
We are attempting to halt the horrific developments of the 21st century caused by oligarch regimes and leading ultimately to the Dickensian decade of the
2030s, the great class uprising of the 40s, the fascist fightback of the 70s, and their Final Solution of 2079
But how bad do things need to get for you people? The Moral bankruptcy of trickle-down
Economics, giving all the wealth to the top one per cent
Privatisation, selling national assets to the top one per cent. And deregulation
Allowing the top one per cent to do as they bloody well liked. And that was your system all those decades
leading to Donald Frigging Trump in your year
Electing a billionaire to appoint other billionaires to fix the system that helped make them billionaires
Tell me again Julio
Why are we trying to help humanity?
No, no please, if we are to dumb an animal as the continually vote faith in
Self-serving demigods, why waste our time trying to change history?
Maybe 2084 is the right time for humanity to lie down -
Like Kurt Cobain - and die from its own self-inflicted wounds. The world is shithouse anyway
It is, it is. Shithouse. No, sod it, the universe is shithouse. It's too big. There's too much nothing. I'm
Serious. And what is there is beige and nothing. Just huge oceans of just nothing
People of 2017, I am reaching out to you from the year 2084...
 
