I am glad to see so many people
out on a weekday to see a stand-up show
Even when a few people come I am really happy
Because you guys have so many options now for entertaintment
...you could have been home right now
(faint realization)
just chilling
Watching this amazing sitcom
called...
Sasural Simar Ka (TM)
It's a sitcom right?
It covers all human emotions
Except good taste!
#Drama
There is one more serial no
It's called
Us Desh Na Jaana...
Luvdu!
(Audience trying to correct comic)
Meri Ma dekhti hai ye sab...
(Audience still trying...)
Oh sorry! My bad!
Thoda Bandra accent maarne main
Lado ka Luvdu ho gaya!
Kuch bhi chal raha hai yaar
Humaari Bahu Rajnikant!
Fantasy...Bahu ud rahi hai ghar ke andar
Bahar allowed nahi hai, andar ud sakte ho
Which is so convenient, aapko dahej mil gaya
Ab jo chahiye bulao usko
Rajnikant
Shaktimaan
Appu Raja
Lip Service
But I am also proud
of what TV is doing in India
look at the production value
Look at Naagin
Woh Rubbad ka Naag Phad-phada raha hai pata hai aisa!
Heroine ke baal main ja raha hai - Hero ki Chuddi se bahar nikal raha hai
Wow!
Fuck Godzilla - Watch Naagin dude!
Emmy Award, kuch to do isko
Kitna mehenat kar rahe hain ye log!
I was in a waiting room somewhere recently
Wahaan pe chal raha tha serial TV pe
Usme kaisa tha ki
The heroine is drowning in the ocean
And the guy is trying to...save her
Story main kaisa hai - this is a beach in Australia somewhere...
Par aapko saaf-saaf dikh raha hai
Ki ye to Mumbai ka Aaksha beach hi hai
Peech kutta hag raha hai frame ke andar!
Now the lady is unconscious right?
So the guy has to give her CPR
Now you guys know what CPR is right?
This guy is giving here CPR...
#Drama
...on her stomach!
(usko ulti aayega bus kar!)
Because he can't go there right?
No man has gone there before!
We don't know what will happen
They might explode or something!
Mummy ne bola hai ye sab!
This phenomenon is called...
Praan jaaye par Sanskar na jaaye!
 
 
