Here we can see; the wild nerd. In it's natural habitat.
Shh!Here it is!
you''l see it in a second!
There it is, the wild nerd
wandering aimlessly in his room
as he is bored and as he is socially inept, has nothing to do
as you can see, he precedes to randomly hit things.
as it is his only form of entertainment
the wild nerd precedes to become more and more spasticated
as the seconds pass by
as that is natural for a nerd you see
they have no idea what to do when they are not on their computer
so again, he wonders aimlessly
picks up a thing that he likes
and tries to show it to the camera
but of course he is so inept
he cant even get the right camera angle
and here you can see
he is obsessing over
science
something every nerd appreciates
because they have no time for a social life
as you can see, every so often, the muscles in the nerd give way
as he is too weak and scrwany
to even carry his own weight
so now he stands around, moves around, aimlessly
and now he sees something fascinating
a picture of a man
who can only be described as stoned
what a pathetic thing, both of them of course.
so now realising there is nothing else for it
he goes to his computer
the only source of entertainment in his world
he tries to adjust the camera
but the awful camera quality and lighting
mean that it doesnt make much difference
now he tries to wear his headphones
but of course, they are broken
so he has to temporarily fix them
a thing that many nerds have to do, as they rage quit often
as you will se
he rage quits, loses his mind
breaks his headphones again
and steers out of control
that is
that is a daily course for the wild nerd
in its natural habitat
it is a tough life
they all live a very short lifespan
and they are getting rarer and rarer
as they fail to reproduce
this nerd, as you can see, is inflicting his anger onto a pillow
and not even the pillow was harmed
because, like many nerds, this nerd has very little strength
so again, the nerd turns to the other slight entertainment
he can find; science
and random facts
and information that he will never need in his life
what a wasted wasted life
so now
the nerd realsiing he needs to step up his game in the world
and actually do something in life
trys to start doing press ups
this is what kills the nerd
we will never see him again
for the nerd has died
because everyone knows
the nerd cannot become popular
or gain muscle mass
although the nerds do not know that
that was our documentary
thank you
