I’m sensing either like, a Coors Light,
perhaps a Miller Lite, Bud Light.
-No. What? No, no, no.
-It’s a -
They’re just - they’re all local beers,
correct?
-Yeah, see?
-They’re all local?
Yeah. That’s - that’s the thing.
That's right! That’s the whole point of this.
-Right.
-Duh.
Frothy pour on this one.
It’s nice though.
Nice head on that.
It is completely like, crystal clear.
Head retention there.
That’s something I’ve been told to say.
Very smooth finish on this pilsner.
This one is good, this has a nice taste to
it.
-I like it, too.
-Yeah.
Now we’re talking.
That’s a good beer.
I could very easily just drink this all night long.
In answer to the question “What kind of
beer don’t I like?”, it’s this one.
Nope.
Very light.
We’re back in the swamp water category with
this now.
I’m not going to drain this swamp.
Baseball beer.
I’m making that my own category.
Sports beer!
This is definitely Oscar nominated.
-Yeah. It’s up there.
-Yeah.
It’s tasty.
It feels like it’s somewhere in one of Dwayne “The
Rock” Johnson’s lesser movies, like, it’s
got mass appeal, but there’s no real great art
to it.
There’s nothing really exciting.
It’s very similar to a Bud Light, a Miller
Lite, a Coors Light.
There’s nothing special about it, and I’m
sorry.
You’re still a nice beer.
This is a fine example of a pilsner, but the
idea of a pilsner is that it’s a sort of
lighter beer
So there’s not a whole lot it can do
to stand out.
This is a Dive Bar beer.
Yes.
-In a tin can, that’s on sale for $2.
-this is what someone had rolling around in
their fridge.
But you’re so desperate for alcohol because
it’s after 2 am.
There’s a time and place for this, I mean,
easily drinkable.
You could throw back like 12 of these.
I kind of drank a lot of it…
Yeah I think I’m gonna drink more of this
one.
“Labrador Lager.
Dortmunder style”
Of course, that’s why I like this one, too.
So, Thirsty Dog Brewing, again like, who doesn’t
love anything that puts a dog on it?
Oh my God.
This looks like, I don’t know, Girl Scouts
of beer, or something.
-I did not like the Labrador Lager.
-No.
-Just not… not a fan.
-It tastes like what comes out of a Labrador’s
mouth.
She wants to get a dog.
I want a dog so bad!
Wouldn’t he be a cute fur daddy?
Comment below.
If I saw this beer on a shelf...
I trust this beer, I like this beer, I would
probably vote for this beer as president.
Wait.
Thirsty Dog is Akron?
Director: Yeah.
Wow.
I was promised Cleveland breweries beers,
and here you are,
feeding me delicious beer from Akron.
And frankly, I don’t appreciate the betrayal.
Everyone knows, like, Cleveland is better
than Akron.
This is really a beer you can feel good about
drinking.
It’s rounded, it’s fun.
This is a good beer.
This might be my new favorite now.
Akron.
Perfectly fine city, with perfectly fine people
for the most part.
But for this particular moment,
garbage town.
