(Whoopsh!) Top o' the mornin' to you laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye and welcome, finally, to THE BOSS which is a Jacksepticeye fan game that a lot of very talented people put together.
For me to play, and I've tried to play it before. I did it during a charity livestream at the start of the year.
But because the cutscenes were a little..
There was something got to do with the cutscenes where we couldn't actually..
Broadcast them while recording the game at the same time.
so it was either play the game and not have the cutscenes in it or..
vice versa, so I I've held off on it for a while..
And the developers came back and they updated the game and everything so they're very, very sweet.
And they're very in tune and they update the game a lot and there they update me a lot on the status of it..
So I've been waiting for a long time to play this and I'm sorry it took this long to get to it..
But I'm finally here!
And I thought I'd leave it for like a rainy day..
What I needed stuff for like, like because I'm going out on tour soon
So I think this is a good time to try and play it now so and I'm hopefully gonna get through the whole thing..
Assuming nothing happens to me. assuming like a meteor doesn't land
Crash land and attack me in the middle of the game. Now first things first..
What is your name? Trust us the game is much better if you use your own name enter...okay.
They also- I'm just gonna call myself "Jack". They also left me like a little note before
I played it, and I did read through it. So they said that naming myself properly..
It was important that if I name myself something goofy that
Something in the game then wouldn't really..
Hit home, so to speak. So I'm assuming that there's gonna be some
Personalized messages at the end of it, actually they said that as well
And it's it's made by Sarcastic Pasta Games, but they said it was like 50 people that worked on this game..
Which is I think that's the most anybody ever has worked on something for me, so thank you so so much!!
Let's call ourself Jack. Is this correct? Yes, sure is.
"Perfect! As you'll soon see the game auto-saves."
"The only slot affected by this autosave..."
Yeah, it's the the first slot, so I can manually save then in the other ones.
"Now without further ado ... The BOSS."
(truck horns, rattling, and squealing tires)
I'm not doing so good, am I?
(Female voice) What will we do with you?
*little giggle/chuckle*
It's like some Thor Ragnarok stuff
Well anyway!
Thank you guys so much for watching it if you liked it punch the like button in the face!
LIKE A BOSS!
And high fives all 'round!
(Wa-pssh 2x)
Well, thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes - I can't do it at the start of the video - in the next video!
(Outro music)
Let's hope everything recorded correctly.
Literally every time
Every time I've finished recording it's like I hope so and I go to like hit the button on my camera.
I'm like hopefully makes a little jingling meaning that it's finished recording and not that it starts recording like it missed all the recording for now..
I'm done recording for the day. I like my little house.
It's all sound proofed.
Arrow keys move around; enter to select; escape menu backspace; shift to move faster. Whoa look at me go. WHEE!
Is this my iconic chair?
And I got my own little Sam mat
I like that my mouse on my screen almost or my mouse at my computer also kinda looks like a Sam as well
I need that
My super-awesome lamp! I thought that was a stool
Is that bread?
Why did I get that out again? I think I was gonna make some toast
Coffee, the nectar of the gods! I haven't had any today yet. I'm upset now
My sweet lamp
Why do I have it? I dunno, it just looks kinda cool
Sure does
They also told me that I should take my time to explore because it was a lot of stuff put into this so I will
try my best.
I'm probably the only person in 21st century with a landline phone.
Does that make me a hipster?
Because I don't sleep, I don't need to put my dresser in the bedroom. *laugh* Oh look a little Sam
Hey, Sam. What's up?
Ooh you're my saves. That's very clever. I like that a lot. I'm just gonna get a bunch of saves in
Ehh, I'm all gamed out for the day
Watch TV to progress? No not yet
COOKIES!!!
Looks like a perfect TV snack
Hey, that's what I should do, watch TV for a bit. No cuz the bad stuff is gonna be on there
Not going to bed now.. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!
My god. We're five minutes in and we already have a billion references. I like it
Looks like I finished recording nice and early
I guess I could do some editing or I can put it off for a little longer. Yeah, I'll do that
Why do I have so many houseplants anyway? Good question.
Whoa, this is  a nice bathroom
Seems oddly unsafe. Hey, where are my sailboats? Where's my rubber duckie?
Towels. What, were you expecting a funny one liner? (laughs)
Pretty folded towels, when did I have time to do that?
You can never have enough toilet paper. No, thanks, maybe later
Where's the soap? Who the hell designed this bathroom? Oh there it is.
*Door opens*
I like the humor
What is this?
I made myself some cake. Delicious scrumptious cake ooh, I really want to have some now
But I need to cut down to ONLY two cakes a day (laughs)
Wow!
Artsy. did I really get this made and hang it up on my wall? wow...
Somebody, one of you out there had to draw that.
Yeah, I'm not getting out my nicer dish sets. mainly because I don't own any.
Why do I even have this dresser? good questo my bro.
Ooh can I make some food? I love my cooker, Is that okay? can a man love his own cooker?
Food, glorious food!
Well in theory. I haven't gone shopping in ages
Who needs to go shopping when you can just order food direct to your doorstep?
Okay, can I... wait, Can I actually do anything here?
Why would I leave the house when there's COOKIES to be eaten here? Okay. We'll watch some TV
After a long day some down time in front of TV is exactly what I need
President Trump is preparing a statement after the second assassination attempt this month. The would-be assassin was thwarted by his bodyguard
'rock-hard' Johnson who quote "took the crazed lunatic down like a boss."
The president said.....
We interrupt this story to bring you breaking news, at this hour millions of individuals around the world are being found unresponsive
In their homes after using social media. Steve Segue is on the scene at one of the many hospitals seeing these patients, Steve?
Thank You Betty. (Jack laughs) I'm here outside St. Aloysius Hospital in Oasis Springs
Maryland, as you can see there's yet another ambulance behind me the fifth to come in as I've been out here
I've spoken with a few of the doctors
And they've told me that the patients seemed to be the age range of 13 to 30 years
But there are a few outside this bracket
The doctors are noting that despite the sudden lapse in consciousness the patients are in a sleep-like state with healthy vital signs
Strangely all of the individuals were on social media at the time
And the social media analyst is that the concentration of these incidents is taking place in English-speaking countries
But there are some what's coming in from many other countries as well
Will keep you up to date as more information comes in
Reporting to you live from st., Aloysius Hospital in a waste of Springs, Maryland. This is Steve Segue SEN news
Steve Segue, I love that, and Betty.
Oh no, I should check on my friends to see if they're okay
Should I check on my computer cuz that's... maybe I should call them
No, I got to my computer to do it. The toast moved. The bread moved
I'm onto you bread.
Huh. Can't remember moving that. Weird, doesn't matter. I need to make sure everything's all right
Is that an 'I am Bread' reference cuz it went from there over are there? That's very clever.
Are my friends okay?
Oooo! This is like a movie, uh oh.
Uh oh
Uh oh! *nervous giggle*
*excited giggle* Yes!
Like-oh god I'm dead. 'Oh my fuckin gsh. He fuckin' dead.' Ah my head
What the the computer's not responding come on damn it
Okay
Everything's green now and the bread's gone!
Hello who could that possibly be? The bread moved again! Look at him he's right there in the couch
*BOOM*
Whoa Oh God oh yay! Hey! Uh...
Hello neighbor we noticed you appeared here and have come to make you feel welcome
How are...what are you doing in my house? I?
What game are you from? No let me guess hello neighbor DLC come on man.
Oh, it's fun to have these guys back. Haven't done these voices for a game in a long time
No, this looks a bit different. I believe it's another new game
Is it a horror game? I love horror games?
Game? Me?
You're the ones from a game! Oh, no! Does your character have amnesia?
Are you going to wander around aimlessly for days until you collapse into an alley?
Where a group of rogue
miscreants
Rifle through your pockets for bytes...
Wow sounds like a real dark descent!
clever
Good one, Undyne!
All right. Well while you're babbling can we see the rest of it the game I mean I
Uh...I guess
They have a squad oh yes, my dreams
That's where Undyne and I came from! Yeah, so we don't want to leave now
Okay...can I see my bathroom?
Look
pretty bathroom right?
Are your towels big enough that you can wrap yourself in them? Completely?
No, they're not that big oh
Then what's the point?
Being able to dry myself off?
Have you got out a rubber duckie no bathtub is complete without one
Duckies are fine and all but what you really need in the bathtub is a super soaker
This is why we've never bathed together...
Sure, that's the reason... Um
There's a lot of reasons for that
Yeah, and be kind of weird if you did. Are you saying you wouldn't trust papyrus in the bathtub with you?
The circumstances have never presented themselves for that to be an option
Bath time papyrus is a pure and sweet and amazing as regular Papyrus
Undying I appreciate your enthusiasm, but this is a very strange argument
Don't let any one diss you in the bathtub Papyrus! I forgot what my Undyne voice was
I wanted to make her like a sassy teenage girl?
like from some like Nickelodeon show...um
Noted, mainly because I can't do a female voice so that was the best I could do
Oooh, A cake! I make some great spaghetti
Nice cake doesn't look a thing like any of the cakes we've made though.
Alphys is birthday cake was supposed to be a chocolate
But it tasted like ashes
Kind of tasted like ass too- maybe we roasted the chocolate too much
Wait you roasted your own cocoa beans oh
They do that to the beans
What's wrong with you guys, what do you think of my sexy picture?
Heh, hey let's go over here!
I love the music! Man.
So how hot does your stovetop get? Pretty hot. Hmm...not hot enough for my liking
Hella hot is definitely more my speed you know be a great voice for her actually is
Chloe prices voice from life is strange
Pretty hot just doesn't match the fire burning in my heart, and I need a stovetop that matches me
they all seem to
Spontaneously combust Undine I don't think we will ever find a stovetop. That's perfect match for you
Well, maybe alphas can build me one. She made me a hot fridge after all she's got the power
Okay, can you guys just be nice in my house? Okay? Spent a lot of time here very nice place
Undyne and Papyrus in my bedroom? I don't think I should be giving the Internet any more creepy fan fiction ideas
Thank you very much
nice
This is my recording setup
nice computer
What happened to it? I don't know stop working probably some sort of virus a virus
Oh no! Do you have any medicine?
Well, I don't mean that kind of-wait a minute
I love that song. I have some cough syrup right here. No wait!
Oh...christ
Undyne, I I don't want to be overly critical, but I believe you just made the problem worse
Well Trial and error, at least we know now that cough syrup doesn't work on computers. She's not wrong.
You destroyed my computer
Well look at the bright side
At least you now have time to go outside. Yeah, you know get some fresh air oh
Hey sans
What are you doing here hey guys what's up, and what did you do do this time?
Well all fairness. It was already broken when we got here
sans oh hey
Who are you?
Why are you here? Where are any of you here? Well friendly anyway? Yeah?
This you're busted computer
Well it was before they get their hands on it
Sounds like they got you into a sticky situation
Sans back at it again sans don't start already
What you left at my pond a few minutes ago. Don't encourage him oh?
God my out my alphas voice. Where's my alphas voice
What's going on why did you blow down the this guy store?
office oh
Hi, I'm sorry. You must be new here wait. What happened to your computer. Yeah, that would be me
Apparently cough syrup doesn't work on computers
Undying cuffs syrup is for bacterial infections whoops
We could look for the viral variety quick to Amazon
My computer's broken compliers you can't go to Amazon okay. Now. I see the problem here
Come up. It wouldn't be me if I didn't learn it the hard way
Yes, it looks like your mistake had a mass effect
Stop it sends this poor fellow has suffered enough
Wait no hold on what the blue blazes going on here. How are you guys even here? Oh, No you've forgotten already?
We blew down your door to come look around now
Now I'm thinking about it
Blowing down your door was probably not the best idea
It was fun though
No, you know what I mean you guys are game characters. How are you in my house?
Wait wait a minute. This is kind of a crazy question, but are you Jack?
What?
Yeah, how did you what you're Jack? Oh now? I didn't know I was going to be meeting a celebrity Oh
Jack the Jack
How did you get in here?
But I get in here how did you get in here we blew down your door?
Undyne his amnesia is worse than we thought huh?
Good thing I've been practicing surgeon simulator
Can I control the fingers what no no surgery?
Wait do you not know where you are?
Why didn't you tell him?
Why didn't you to tell him sorry? I ever knew you know as well
I'm changing my sentence voice back to that one cuz I like it more. I think it suits him a bit better with whole her
cuz that's the sound his voice makes in the game I
Was just kind of excited about the graphics gives his way. They look so realistic
Web graphics. What are you talking about check yeah, you're in wire land
No, I don't live there anymore
Not Ireland wire land
That that's what we call this place. You know where we hang out when you're not playing. Oh god. It's Toy Story
Wait, I'm inside my own computer
Looks like it yeah
How did you even get in here?
I'm not sure it was weird. I was on my computer, and I got this email from some guy named ski Obi
Then there was this flashlight, and I woke up here
Joby never heard of him
Me neither. I don't think anyone here. It goes by that name well
Welcome to wire land no matter how you got here
Let me guess sands came up with the name
No that one was Tory man. She's the best Oh?
Same thing the Tory is the best is all we ever wanted
Wait if you're really Jack that means your computer is
Wirel and so we're in white island with in wire land listen to a movie like that
But if your computer is broken. There's no way out. You're stuck here
Well the computer was broken before and dying exacerbated the situation
Yeah about that undyne
Didn't I ask you not to mess with computers without me to supervise oh?
You said not to mess with your computer. You didn't see anything about Jack's the same concept applies to all computers oh
well
Oops what a funny story mark we laugh about this in 20 years right? Oh, hi doggie? Ha ha
Listen Jack. I don't know how to detect savvy you are but I can fix your computer if you want me to
Yeah, sure because if you could build a robot out of metal and magic fixing computers a piece of cake I hope so oh
If you're going to be here a while, I guess I'll set up shop
Listen all right guess I should get started. Thanks a lot you too. No problem
Doodlee do they do
So what do you need me to do?
Right now. I need you to go to the grocery store out there
You need to get some new power regulators that these are completely fried. Are we gonna get power regulators from a store?
this store should be
Out your door until you're right if the gate is unlocked if it's not there are a few key pads
You can use activate it. Shouldn't be too difficult to figure out
All right, I guess I'll get to it then
Dang how come you have cuff syrup on hand anyway? Oh, yeah, they confiscated it from papyrus
Last time he traded he got Keita loopy
That wasn't completely my fault. I just misread the instructions when you're sick
It's easy to miss read one every two hours as to every one hour
We're still finding bones in weird places tell me about it. That's what she said I
Promise I don't remember leaving them everywhere
Shame I guess we never find out what you drunkenly spelled out asparagus in your front lawn
Yeah, even sans couldn't figure that out
Long story short when I saw that this meant this when I saw that in his medicine cabinet, maybe I'm loopy haha
I knew I had it confiscated the last thing we need is. There is a repeat of that incident
I've already yanked enough bones out of the pipes and stuff. I don't even know how you managed to fit them all in there
Perhaps it will always be a mystery Wow blame you for taking the day
Alrighty hang on to my bedroom
I'm gonna batter got stuff to do
Is that is that one of the jokes is that I never actually go to bed in this game?
Sleep is for the weak and all that
Suns
What did you do?
Why did you set up shop in my bathroom?
You weren't using it besides this way you could focus on your adventure without worrying about making editing mistakes
motherfucker
This is the thing that's still going around today
The first episode of undertale I recorded there's an infamous pee break in it
I wasn't already did this it was a pee break
But people think I left it in to get watch time because the video is an hour and one minute
And I trust me if the video is over 50 minutes an extra minutes, not gonna make any difference whatsoever
And even at the time I didn't think undertale was gonna. Do well undertale back then was not the phenomenon
It is now so when I was recording
I was like no one's gonna watch undertale on my channel of all places and then it exploded but
That became infamous because there was other parts in the game
That I had to repeat there was other sections of the game. I had to redo because
Some soft messed up with the recording or whatever and I had to edit those out
And I was like when I was recording it
I was like okay remember to edit that out, and that was back when I was editing my own stuff
And I was like remember to edit that out
So when I came to it. I was like oh, that's the part
I had to edit out the prow area to repeat a section
Completely forgot that the P break had to be edited out
I forgot that that was the thing I had in my head was they edit that part out so I
Misread everything so when I was going through it
there was a lot of scenes where I was just not talking there was a lot of scenes where there was downtime and
I just completely missed it
I was going through it
And I had to get the video done in time
Because I was editing it like it was edited like very very quickly because I had to get it up very quickly and haha
So by the time I did it
I completely forgot about the P break, and it was left in I really considered taking down the video and reuploading it
But I was like you know it's not that bad. There's nothing
Horrible about leaving that in but now everyone thinks oh you left it in for watched. I'm like yeah
I really Pat out my videos for watch time all the time. That's me mister watch time
I'm never gonna live that down am I no
May buy stuff off you hey, you can't buy anything yet. I haven't finished setting up
But uh, thanks for playing genocide
It was fun to kill you over and over huh my favorite part was when you went down in five seconds the first time
Well, you kind of caught me off guard. I know I love doing that wait. What are you thanking me for killing?
Everyone isn't it directly against the game's message well
Yeah, of course, but hey old screen time is good screen time and besides. We can't die permanently
Otherwise you wouldn't be able to play again
Anyway, well technically
In one of them you can't access the game again without like
Doing something to your game files anyway. You'll have to go back later. If you want to buy anything. I'll keep that in mind.
Okay, moving on
Anything in my kitchen? Cake can wait. Okay. I'm heading out!
Treecko!
Trico's on my roof. Holy crap wait...you guys broke a hole in my wall!
What are these cameras for where's the feed go does wireline have security? That's clever, though Wireland, Ireland
Who are you?
Oh great, it's Evie. Oh no
Hello, Nick. I am Cleverbert.
Yes, I know who you are unfortunately. Would you like a hint?
Sure, why not? If you step on the blue squares you turn yellow, but yellow does not make you turn blue.
What's that supposed to mean? I already told you. No you didn't!
You know how to whistle don't you Steve?
Ugh, forget it. Yeah glad I'm not recording you anymore.
It's all static. Wonder if they're supposed to do that or if my computer is breaking er, if my computer breaking had anything to do with it.
Okay is this the store ah
Stepping on the yellow squares turns you blue
Hey, these just these look just like the ships they took from the planet Bossatron!
See! Wish you could grow this kind of thing in a garden weird glowy septic plants sound awesome!
They sure do
Musics great
Seems like the entrance of the store is blocked off. I'm sure if I wander around I can find a way to deactivate the barrier
Is that this big giant switch? That's here, maybe have to go further else
I'll look around anyway pave it to step in a different switch this
I I can already tell that there's a lot of care and attention got into this
Just by just my own grill bees
Hey, it's Mei from overwatch and Batman
They hang out all the time. I can tell there's a lot of care and attention gone into it just from the dialogue alone already
An ordinary water cooler nothing special nope oh, it's like
Paradigm you call an ordinary and the water cooler of doom. Oh, no. What are you gonna?
Annoy me with the sound of the forever restarting refrigerator motor?
Yes, you will be forever tormented by the thing that once gave you refreshment now only providing you with never-ending pain
Where's a DUPA (doo-pah) mug when you need one? Nice references!
Okay, so that takes me to a water cooler
There's aliens down there as well Oh
Can I play music I can play something different?
Electronic wire land is that what we're playing now
It's very faint, but there's a song there, I think that's one I was actually playing
I like this! Drinkin' away your problems? I don't blame you. I'd hate to be-I'd hate being a blob of goo too.
Hey May!
I don't even...I don't...know
Everything that's going on but hang in there. I know you can do this
(*speaking foreign language*)
Batman?
So the rumors are true. You are here.
Yep, that's me Jack in the flesh or files
Whatever I am in here. It's awesome to meet you
Yeah, awesome to meet you Batman Mr. Quietness.
Call the apartment, call ma
HEY MA! MA!
Imma call you!
I's awesome!
Ring ring hey, MA. 'M inside my own computer! Don't turn it off!
Hi jack
Didn't think we hear from you so soon. (Why you out of breath?) Undyne, you all right? Oh, yeah, just peachy
Why?
Your breathing kind of heavy-Air! What's with that stuff? Am I right never understood. It being a fish at all
Yeah, could've sworn you also had lungs Undyne. Oh my gosh II just remembered
Pupyrus doesn't have any gotta go
I wonder if my insurance covers digital property...
Hello, I'm your puzzle hotline operator, would you like a hint I mean, I don't think I need one
I'm just exploring
But I'm gonna do this anyway just so I can see the dialog
You can solve this puzzle by wandering around and pressing buttons and the big white keypads
Be sure to pay close attention to where the gates. Yep pretty much what I figured
Another barrier. I can't get through this
Do we have aliens here
Let's just explore everything there's nothing down there
There's a barrier there as well
This has to be the place that I go to
So I can't do anything on these ones they have to be the blue ones got it
I'm very far away. Hello jack. I'm sure you're wondering how I got your number
Let me guess you dial every number sequentially until you got mine. What are you kidding?
That would have taken forever. I just glanced at your personal information
You have to give out your phone number for all kinds of things
Stop talking over the conversation papyrus so Jack. How would you feel about a nice pot of spaghetti for when you get back?
undyne
No
Wowie. He's so excited. He doesn't even know what he's saying
Yeah a whole bunch of people showed up
Turns out your house is great for parties, but all the foods you have is cookies and cake
We thought we'd be good hosts by making them something a bit more substantial
I mean you did tell us to make ourselves at home I
Never said that it was implied anyway. Talk to you later. Oh god. My house is gonna
Be destroyed in video game characters. This is like the start of Shrek Shrek
Just at home, and then all the fairy tale creatures just show up, and he's like get out of my house
Okay now I'm here. I'm sitting in this chair
Alright, can we switch some stuff around press all the buttons oh
God what did I do yeah? Okay cool web web?
This is really good music
This is what I already was yet
So now I can go through this barrier
Down here
Dewey's just hanging out, Batman and me you're not really doing anything. You're kind of just there
Get a drink or something loosen up
Set the barrier just up here on the right
Yeah
I'm assuming one of them. Let me end up back who's like Dark Souls
You're going through it
And eventually I'll find a pad that lets me end up at the start of the shop area again stare into the tank
Is that an alley Paul in there?
Creepy that was like creepy. That's what's Abbess
wonder what the word looks like from inside one of those the world looks like from inside one of those I
don't know probably boring and green I
Don't think you can see much when you're in suspended animation you know
Where was this one was it here, yeah?
This should be this store right nope I
Forgot that there was another one that's cool sound effect it reminds me of Dino Crisis
When I played out the ps1 oh, man, I should play Dino crisis
That
Was not here was it. I'm all turned around. I was here. I'm a genius
Press all these weapons
What hey Jack so tell me just how attached were you to your oven?
Do I want to know?
Know what there's nothing to know I just
Wanted to know more about you Ondine have you two heard any love beeping since you started cooking
Actually, yeah, it was really annoying. How did you know?
There'd be the smoke detector it beeps to warn you about excessive smoke and fire oh
One second a virus it's supposed to do that yeah, turn it back on so
Tell me jack this isn't exactly
Related to anything specific, but by a chance our smoke detectors expensive to replace
I'm gonna hang up now
These guys it is a lot like undertale though. It's a good job on that front
there it is shop time I
Like my little walk they look like I'm determined how undertale of me boom, baby
Well
Hey Sam bus goes in convenience store
That's comforting
In
Ireland we used to have a cartoon or not a cartoon but a a children's show called Bosco
I don't know if that's what you're referencing or if it's something else but
Nice know how the money system works in here. We're gonna finally even need to know
Sam I'm a sieve I
Forget what I was looking for
No point buying anything if science is already selling stuff in my bathroom. Probably get a discount
Okay, but there's no one here. I am so tempted to take this back to my house
Just
write your own book it nice, but not as nice as
these guns
As nice as these plus one place hips Oh
God Billy I knew it what hey I'm not
Billy emerge oh
I'm just attacking on my own. I didn't even press anything I remember
I played another fun game before and it said another character emerged, but I said Emer again
And it took me a few minutes in the game. I was like did I say emmerich aid for emerged all the time
I'm so embarrassing are you doing you're always the villain in these things what no I'm not
Look, I'm just punching the shit out of them preemptively it make you miss sake I'm not evil I promise like hell you're not
Subpoena me up some power regulators right here, don't you need them?
Right and you're just gonna hand them over sure
Yeah, I am. I'm not here to hurt you oh
Okay, thanks
Sorry things got off there for a second. You know when the Safety's often these things that I can't control them
They can just go off at any moment
But hey thanks, so why are you helping me? I don't know maybe because I don't want to die. I never had a Billy voice
Huh I think that ship sailed a long time ago. How many times have I killed you know wow you're pretty thick jack
You're pretty annoying Billy. It's irresponsible son
Technically not that you'd care, but I cared enough to name you
You were just son before
Now you're actually a name, but considering that the alternative to helping you is a painful and permanent death I think I'm feeling generous
right now
You're pretty articulate for a little kid
Well, you're pretty sadistic for a guy who promotes kindness and community values
I mean technically what you just did was child abuse that is the thing in so many videos
I've always liked beating the shit out of characters and reveling in it and
Screaming at things and getting overly aggressive of things and then afterwards it's like hey. We're all friends PMA guys
It's a really child-abuse if the child is fictional, okay. I don't have the time or patience to explain
What exactly I am but listen Jack? I've never been here for our I've been here for a long time
Dying to amuse you mostly
but I saw this huge surge in power a little while ago like a ton of stuff got uploaded at once and
It was kind of scary. I think all the people who fell asleep right there got uploaded here. Oh
Man with all this wire land and cough syrup crap. I completely forgot about that
Wait how would you know about?
That if it didn't if you didn't take them
What can I read this text you didn't live in the real world you don't live in the real world
Well this computer is connected to the Internet. I'm not stupid and besides. I'm the one who called you here in the first place
Yo
Who the hell is scooby then it's screw you Billie
Clever actually get it the first two letters of each word, I thought it was covered it's like my body
Must have been must have been if you didn't figure it out. Well now I get it
Congratulations. You're finally catching on I can still kill you
Well sure you could do that once
but if one of us dies
Outside our game it means that our files go missing and missing files means a fatal error and a fatal error means the game is
unplayable a corrupted doki-doki
Unless of course we're being controlled by the player, then the law of death permanence counteracts any permanent deaths, huh?
Sorry to let you live so I can keep killing you yep
How's about you and me head back to oh?
Man it's been a while for a bid
not a chance Jack
And it's doing little things like that would make
Me a valuable asset to your journey because I think the millions who disappeared were all your subscribers
No, then who's watching this video do you really want to leave them helplessly fending for themselves down here?
So you're proposing an alliance
That's the idea, and if I refuse?
I mean you could get lost or not know how something works
Seriously, Jack you need a wire 'land resident to show you around. This is all your subscribers who need saving I
Don't want to see you or them get stuck in here forever
I wasn't programmed to be evil you just made me up. You just made that up but
There are a lot of people here whose programming could be put in serious danger
Just give me a chance. I know my stuff. I promise
Fine I guess we'll have to work together. I guess I'll take a reluctant alliance over being beheaded again
Good choice, Billy joined you good man Billy
So you're stop stopping to look at a trash can, time is clearly of the essence isn't it?
Shut up, Billy or should I say? SCREW YOU BILLY!
Hey, this is going to be like every jacksepticeye reference coming back for one series
It's really nothing of note in here. I just want to be thorough. No wonder you die so much in games..
Come on, man. That's not why I die in games. That's why I have the best playthroughs cuz I take my time with them
Even though I miss everything anyway
That's our law book everything
You need to know about being a character in a game see turn to the law of death permanence of a game character
Acting of their own agency dies outside the game the death is permanent and causes a fatal error due to missing files
however
If under the agency and control of a higher power that is the player
Death is treated equally outside the game as it is inside the game that is impermanent
Additionally any other characters who died you to play our negligence are resurrected when the player responds you're right
That's here is permanent unless you're in your game, or being controlled by a player, huh?
We're in the internet superhighway right now computer won't turn on must be for show you wait you have this picture as well
What is that yep, don't look at it
This is just a picture of my sweet naked hot bod
What are you gonna do about it? Huh? Oh it's Sam?
How do you know their name I've been here a long time jack. I noticed things
That's what I do. I be here, and I notice
okay, well Billie has joined the squad and I'm going to leave this first episode of the boss here very very good so far I
Like it a lot
Like not only are the visuals very nice a lot of these kind of
RPG maker type games are very very pleasing visuals just the way the pixel art is and you've done a really good job of incorporating
All the characters into this one
I can definitely tell that you took a lot of time like planning out the environments and everything
But like the music and the dialogue are really catching me
There's a lot of care and effort got into the dialogue especially because not only is there a lot of it
But there's stuff for just every single
Thing in the game like licking and everything seems to have dialogue and a lot of it is very consistent and very funny
And you've done a good job of bringing all the characters and references back that doesn't feel to cringey
Like sometimes when these types of games happen they can be very cringy where it's just reference for the sake of reference
But these actually fit into the dialogue, so that's really good. I like it a lot. Thank you so much
I can't wait to play the rest of it and see
What the game has to offer and some twists and turns and some different gameplay mechanics, and everything I'm excited
It's gonna be a good series, but for now thank you guys so much watching this first episode if you liked it!
PUNCH THAT LIKE Button, IN THE FACE!!!!
LIKE A BOSS!!!
And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh!! 2x*
Thank you guys!  And I will See you Dudes , IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!~~
(Outros- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe) Thanks for this Watching!
One last thing
SCREW YOU BILLY!!
