theeee introssss
dodododododododoo
woosh
le scream of everyone
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Whats up losers its me waluigi!
WHAT NEW OPPONENTS?
WAH TO EASY
Ya cant stop my powers ill snap you like a twig!
IMA DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE THIS GROOVY DANCE JIG
you need the force of a billion battalions
but the best you have is a DUMBASS ITALIAN
Think you can beat me? rejection perfection! DROP THE PROTECTION GIVIN' THE INFECTION
your obsession of rejection must be a weird complexion
the only power you have is losing guys erections
here's Roo's tip, go cry to wario!
we all agree it'd be the best scenario
don't wanna be rash, but your backstory's trash!
having a tantrum cuz u weren't put in smash
HAVE A SIT DOWN BRO ITS TIME TO GO TO CLASS!
Cuz we're about to school your purple lanky ass
When will you ever? come to your senses?
your weakling disguise is demonic hexas
Hold on folks! things are getting tighter!
y'don't even qualify as a damn echo fighter!
YOU JUST SOUND LIKE NOISE POLLUTION!
Getting rid of you is
tHe oNLy SolUTIon
c'mon now your image has been defiled
you're like nintendo's accidental child!
and now my mercy has just departed!
(triggered ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
now this is where things get really started!
you can't beat the power of my hypnosis!
COME ON DANNY GIVE THEM DIAGNOSIS!
o crap bois danny is here
and sakurai daddy just made an S-TIER
hold ur pingas cuz it gonna throb!
when it lays its eyes on the magnificent danny!
OoOoOoAOoOoOoOO
Waluigi!!!!
ur tyranny nears its eeendnndddd
urrrrr soo meeaaannnn
y'know, fightings kinda lame why don't we all just play some games? ehehehhhh
your half baked rhymes are clearly evident!
you're based on a meme to irrelevant!
your ass getting rekt is just stage performance!
looks like you're gonna need to end your turbalence
And in the red corner with an infinite weight!
its a fat idiot who can't even look straight
only thing you can do is hump a pasta bowl! just stay being useless while i take control!
listening to you is like a new form of torture i liked t better when you were just a launcher!
Perfect epitome, of the word miserable
the noise you bring is definitely considerable
KnYOU IMPOTENT FOOL YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL
THE YOUTUBE INFLUENCE IS SO PER MINUSCULE
You're just a tool! minus the drool, just go back to your channel they call a cesspool!
Waluigi!
time to bring this to a close, listen closely! cus,this is how it goes!
now whenever you're ugly face is rejected your power seems to be greatly effected!
there has to be one person left that likes you!
sounds crazy right?
but it has to be true!
WOT? THATS IMPOSSIBLE WHY DO YOU PERSIST?
SUCH A TWIST SURELY CAN'T EXIST!
OH! (dah fuq?)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI!!!!!!!
i am here to say im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOry
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII should treat you betteerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
AND NEVER REJECT YOUUUUUUUU
dodododododododododo
oh we're not doing that anymore?
oh ok
:OOO what a twist ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
*Smak*
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OUTRO MUSIC: Sing me to sleep (Marshmello Remix)
