BLOOD AND HONEY
You want a smoke?
No thanks, I don't smoke
Okay
Just smoke it anyway, it looks good
Me or the cigarette?
Both
Umm, my name's Tim
I'm Min
You have the same name as a girl I used to see
Really?
What a coincidence
But that doesn't mean I'm going to hit on you
You're not my type
What is your type then?
Exactly like you...
...except a man version
Really?
No!
I'm kidding
I like Bangkok better
Everything is just...
...easier
So what year are you in at college?
I finished a year ago. Right now I'm just...
...looking for work
I graduated a while ago too
What did you study?
Archeology
You like digging for dinosaurs?
No!
I just, like history...
... and it would be good getting work in the field that I like
So, what if you studied about something you didn't like?
Why would you study about something you didn't like?
For money
Adults always tell us...
...that we have to finish studying, so we can find a good job
- Right?
- Well not for me, because my parents...
...they always let me study whatever I wanted
except for one thing...
...they just didn't want me to be a bar dancer
So what are you doing here on this island?
Business
A tour company?
No, I...
...own a pineapple farm on the other side of the island and sell the fruit here
How do you do that?
I cut the bottom of a pinapple off and plant it in soil
Once there are new fruit, I sell them
I didn't mean that, I meant...
...can you really grow pineapples on this island?
You ask a lot of questions you know
Wherever there is soil, you can grow pineapples
The thing you should be interested in is 
how much pineapples are worth
Oh, I'm just interested in doing work I like
I've never thought about how much I'm going to make,
just about how much I will love the job
Work is money, money is work,
work is money
If there was work with no pay, no one would be interested
Right?
So, how much money would you call interesting?
Enough to buy about 40 cars and supercars
Why do you need that many cars?
Cars and Supercars
Yeah, cars and Supercars, how are they different?
Cars sounds better, but supercars are way more fancy
That doesn't make any sense
How so?
Well, I've never heard of any 23 year old in the pineapple
business saving money to buy supercars
Well here I am
No seriously, what do you really do for work?
You really want to know?
I'm actually a top-end drug dealer
I sell meth, ectacy, marijuana, cocaine, illegal whiskey...
...but don't tell anyone
Your story about selling pineapples 
was more interesting than this
Here's to getting supercars in the future
- Bottom's up
- Bottom's up
Supercars...
They're really good
Yeah...
Tim has never taken me anywhere
So all I know about is this one place
Yeah
You really can't remember?
It's the place you and I went three years ago
Yeah
It really left an impression
So I was thinking, if I want to go somewhere, this is the place
Who're you talking to sweetheart?
- I'll talk to you later
You got another lover huh?
How come you came home so late today?
There was a lot of work
I have something to tell you...
About what?
I have to go to a seminar in Chiang Mai tomorrow
You're going again? You just went to Chiang Mai last month
They just keep doing more, the principal just told me today
No one knew about it
Ah well, no point in complaining. If it's about 
work then just please hurry back home
Right
Don't forget to take your jacket and socks to Chiang Mai
Yes, Maam
Do you want me to take you to the airport?
Don't worry, I'll go myself
How ya going Dong?
Oh yeah
My..name's..Donk
Where's Bret?
He's waiting in the shop
What the fuck's wrong with your shoes?
I started smoking weed when I was 10 years old
10 years old, I was very young
At that time, all the weed came from Malaysia
I bought it from a local fisherman
I remember those fucking assholes...
...putting the price that fucking high
They even killed kids
So I thought to myself, one day...
...I'll sell drugs cheaply
Why?
So kids don't have to steal so much money from their parents
You get me?
They only have to steal a little bit
Their parents will think that they're going to buy something to eat...
...nothing to worry about
If they steal a lot of money, what happens?
Parents will start taking notice...
Father's will get angry and hit their kids
Mother's won't accept it and protect the kids
The parents start hitting each other
And how does it all end?
The family splits up...
...the country will die
So, that is why I will sell cheap drugs
It solves the problem with the families...
...and the problems with society
However...
Supply-demand
Things that are hard to find are expensive
Don't say that this is wrong...
...are drugs really wrong?
Okay, okay, I understand
Sure, it is morally wrong...
...but...
...morals...
...well, they have problems too
What is the problem with morals?
Human morals, they're not fixed
Do you understand?
I'll explain it to you
The scales that measure good and bad are different to everyone
It's not the same!
In some countries, if you're too good looking, 
you're banned from the country
In some countries, you can be the biggest asshole 
and still have people worship you
And in some countries, they use marijuana to cure cancer
So, I think...
...fuck morals
Morals are the biggest bullshit I've ever heard in my life
The thing that we have to think about is...
...our poor old mothers at home
Our wives who want to show off their new diamond rings
Our children who want nose-jobs...
...and the overdue rent they haven't paid in three months
And there is still pet grooming to think of...
...prostitutes, condoms, this that, and everything 
that falls under your responsibility
These are the most important things
Everyone...
Being rich is not wrong
The thing that's wrong is...
..letting our families down...
...because we're trying to act like good people
Does that make any sense?
Trying to act all happy with some stupid-ass job, 
That's what is really fucking wrong
Do you understand?
Here's to being rich...
...and may it stay with all of us
- May it stay with us!
- May it stay with us!
- May it stay with us!
- Drink!
This man died from coneshell venom
A coneshell killed him?
No
Someone injected the venom to kill him
What are coneshells anyway?
Oh, bloody hell. Coneshells are a type of shellfish, idiot
But the poisonous type
So, anyone who touches a coneshell, and is injected with the venom...
...would die within 3 minutes
So you're saying that he touched a shellfish...
...in the sea, then swam back to the boat and died?
Because that would have taken more than 3 minutes
Yes. I think he was just drunk and fell from
the second story of the boat
It was just an accident. Don't think too much into it
What do you think you know anyway?
This man died because...
It wasn't an accident
First of all...
...coneshell venom...
...can be milked from the coneshell and put in a syringe
There's a big chance that the killer injected him with that...
...right into his body, and killed him
So, either way, it was directly from the coneshell, or from a syringe
Look, the wound is swollen and colourless
And its bruised, look here...
Yeah, this fucking idiot was drunk
And the killer used that to his advantage and
injected him with the coneshell venom
Then, he pushed him off the second story of the boat, to 
make it look like this idiot fell to his death accidentally
That's how I know he died before he fell down
And you...
...how were you put on this case
I'm from the Bangkok metropolitan police department
I've been sent here to the island
I just went and spoke to the barman...
...and he said he knew the man who died on the boat
He also said that the man rented a room with his friend
I got a picture of the friend, too
Look
Remember his face
Oh, and how did it go speaking to those foreigners?
I didn't get anything out of them
They were just tourists
I questioned 10 people...
...and 8 of them were tourists
Let's go, but I have to take a piss first
There are thousands of ways to smuggle drugs...
...and stupid people use stupid ways to do it
The people who hide drugs up their vagina's, in their ass, 
under the carpet, and swallow the drugs in a balloon
They're all idiots
I don't know how you guys have survived this far...
...but from now on, I'm going to use a new way to smuggle drugs
A simpler, clever, and unpredictable way
I don't get it
Even if you use such a difficult and complicated process,
the police will still be able to catch us
You just told me that it was going to be an easier way
I said a simpler way, not an easier way
Haven't you ever heard of "Doing less for more" ?
All we need is something unsuspicious,
that can be used to hide drugs
So, for this month, I'll show you the new way
Sunflower seeds?
Really?
Sunflower seeds, watermelon seeds, 
peanuts, whatever, it doesn't matter
First, cut it open...
Put the drug inside
Then, close the seed
Glue the edges
And scrape off the excess glue
There you go... one seed
That is so complicated
If you wanted to smuggle 1000 pills...
...you'd have to do this 1000 times
If it was me...
I'd prefer the old way
We've been doing it the old way for 5 years,
and never been caught before
Hey, wait
Tim is right
Your way isn't safe...
...and if we continue using the old way, there 
will be a day when we are caught
Tim's way is complicated, but much safer
Hey baby, how's it going?
I woke up a while ago
What about you?
Yeah, I've been awake for a while too
Have you eaten anything yet?
Yeah, how about you?
No not yet, I haven't really been eating lately
I'm bored of food
You're bored of food? Do you want to eat my foot?
Sounds good
Min
I miss you
Alright, I'll talk to you later
Look, remember his face
Stop!
You have the right to remain silent.
 Anything you say can and will be used 
against you in a court of law
You should have said that before you arrested him
It doesn't matter when it is said
What happened to his face?
He ran away from me...
...and fell
Right, you have your reason
You killed that man with coneshell venom didn't you?
(Southern Dialect)
I didn't kill him. He fell down and killed himself
Don't play with me
And if you didn't do anything wrong, why did you run?
Answer me!
You just told him he had the right to remain silent
And what about this?
They're just sunflower seeds
I know they're sunflower seeds
Why did you have to hold onto them
It's just my food. Why do you want to know?
Yeah, he's right
Captain...
...think about it for a minute
This guy is really suspicious
He's the victim's friend, and ran away from me...
...he had sunflower seeds
Who the fuck would hold onto sunflower seeds that badly?
I would. What's wrong with that?
And the guy with the yellow shoes...
...Who is he?
I don't know who he is
Don't tell me you don't know who he is.
I know you know him
Lots of people wear yellow shoes
And who is the guy with the yellow shoes?
How is he involved with all of this?
Did you arrest the wrong person?
Captain, stop it. You didn't help at all
Everything about this guy is suspicious
Whatever, it's your problem now
TELL ME, TELL ME
- TELL ME
- Stop it    
What are you doing to him?
I'm interrogating him
Are you crazy? No one interrogates people like that
Go away
Are you okay?
Tim, Tim...
I just got off the phone with Chamnan and he's pissed with you
Tell me what happened
Well, Tim...
...left for a phone call while we were doing business
No manners at all
And he looked suspicious
Lucky he didn't think we were all undercover policemen
We would be so fucking dead
Please listen to me first
Min just wanted me to transfer her some money
to pay for a hotel she's staying at
What's going on with your girlfriend?
At first she was in Bangkok, then decided she
wanted to go for a holiday with her friend
And they happened to come to this very island
And got a hotel room which just happened 
to be the room opposite mine
Why don't you just tell her?
That you're also on this island
If I tell her, I'm fucked
I told her that I went to a seminar in Chiang Mai
What a romantic story
Boy escapes from girl to deal drugs
Girl escapes from boy to go for a holiday
What the fuck are you stressed about?
You haven't done anything wrong
I haven't done anything wrong?
I really haven't done anything wrong?
What do you want me to do huh?
Go knock on her door and say...
Hi baby! I've just come here to sell drugs. Don't worry 
about anything. Love you. Like this, really?
Shit
So, what the fuck are you scared about?
You're actually scared of...
...her finding out you've come to this island too?
Or, are you scared of...
...her finding out what you really do for work
Both of those are the same thing
Okay, relax Tim
Try solving this step by step
Little by little, the same as you would with a maths problem
That's it
But the thing that's important is...
...that you don't let anyone know anything about our business
Got it?
Yes
Or do you want our whole business to fall 
to pieces because of your girlfriend?
No
I'll try my best
What the fuck did you say?
I didn't hear shit
I'll fucking try my best
Whatever
Let's grab a beer
Dui
Were you the one who fed the dog the left over curry?
(Southern dialect) 
Yeah it was me. Why?
Are you fucking stupid? 
It's too fucking spicy for dogs to eat.
Dogs can't eat spicy food
Are you an idiot?
How did you come up with that idiot?
Dogs can't taste spicy food
And how the fuck did you come up with that?
I watched a fucking documentary about it
Spiciness is not even a natural flavour
Spiciness is pain, you get me?
Fucking idiot
Go have a look at my dog
It bloody eats all of my fucking shoes
Dogs can't eat spicy food! You're the biggest fucking idiot
What the fuck kind of documentary did you watch?
Fucking liar
Don't argue with me, I watched another documentary today
    - You know what it was about?
- What?
Ants are blind!
Ants are blind? Ants are fucking blind?
All ants have eyes
Ants have eyes, but they can't see
They can't see? Really? Well, how come they 
can follow each other in a straight line?
Haven't you ever seen the ants feelers?
They talk using the feelers, like this
You're so fucking stupid, I don't even know
how you are this stupid!
I'm not stupid!
You're fucking stupid!
- You're fucking stupid!
- You're fucking stupid!
Why did you kill Dui?
I, I'm sorry boss
You're fucking sorry? You just killed your friend. You 
don't have anything better to say than that?
I won't kill him again boss. I promise
You can only die once you fucking IDIOT
He made me angry first boss
How's that?
I told him; Dogs can't eat spicy food
Oh, dogs
And he just kept saying saying that dogs can eat spicy food
I don't know what kind of documentary he watched,
but he just kept on arguing with me
Dui...
...It is Dui right? Yeah, Dui...
...Dui was right
Dogs can eat spicy food. Didn't you know?
I watched the same documentary
Dogs can't taste spicy food
Fucking IDIOT
- They can't eat spicy food, you're being stupid
- Don't argue with me
They can't
I'm sick of arguing with you. Fucking waste of time
What the fuck are you laughing at?
Is it really that funny?
You think this is funny?
Choke on this
So, what do you want us to do?
I want you guys to get rid of the body
Why us?
Dong is the one who killed him
Listen
My...name's..."Donk"
Not "Dong", not "Don"
My fucking name's "DONK"!
He's scared
- Come on, just help him
- I'm scared boss
See?
What the fuck is he scared of? He 
wasn't scared when he killed him
Just do it, I feel sorry for him. 
And just calm down
And no one feels sorry for me? 
I'm fucking scared
It's just a body
I don't know what's so scary about it
What the fuck? If you're not scared, why don't
you just go get rid of the body yourself?
- I'm scared boss
- See?
You motherfucker!
That's enough! Calm down!
Sit down!
No matter what you say, you always want to fight
Do you remember Wan?
Yeah
The guy with the face like a pitbull
Oh, the guy with the fucked up jaw right?
- Yeah, him
- Why?
The boss made him transport some drugs in his van...
...and before he left
Yeah?
The boss told him so many times...
...don't leave the keys in the car
Because they didn't have any spares
Then what happened?
He was driving, and he stopped into a 
gas station to take a piss
I'll show you
When he left his car to piss...
...he locked the door...
...and left the key in the car...
...with the car still running
- And the door was locked
- The door was locked?
- So he locked himself out of the car
- Yeah, then he went and took a piss...
...finished...
...went back to his car, and realised what he had done
The fucking key was in the car!
So he had to walk...
...all the way back!
What a fucking idiot
Bret
What? Tim
When you showed me what he did, you 
didn't really lock our door right?
Shit!
Shit
Fuck!
We're fucked
This is your fault Tim
You made me tell you the story
You were the one who wanted to tell me the story
How is it my fault?
FUCK!
This isn't fucking funny Brett
Bloody hell Brett, you always look better than I do
Why?
Look at it, I look like shit
- Do I really look good? I look like Johnny Bravo
- You look a lot better than I do
Just wear it, we don't have time to change
Better than just underwear
I'd rather wear just underwear
Shit
The drugs, the body, my wallet, my phone, 
it's all in the fucking room
Don't worry about it, we'll get it tomorrow
The boss is going to kill us
We were meant to transport those drugs,
and we couldn't do it
What if the police find everything?
Yes, Captain
The maid came to clean the room and 
found a body in the bathroom
And shit loads of drugs
Most importantly, they left all of their stuff here
A wallet, a phone, I don't know why they just left it all here
Hello
Yes, is this Min?
My name is Supichai, I'm a police officer.
I need to ask you a few questions
I want to know if you are still in contact with
Mr Roongroht
He's your boyfriend?
Okay
Listen carefully, this is very important information
If you are willing to help me, I will 
find a way to help your boyfriend
Come in
I just got off the phone with Chamnan 
He's still being nice to us
And is still willing to do business with us
One last time
Do you understand?
Now, if you want to do this job, it's fine by me
But I want just one thing...
...just one thing
Please don't fuck it up
Okay? That's easy enough right?
That's it, now go
Wait
Come back here
I want to tell you...
...that the three of you...
...you're the best people I have had work for me,
and I love you all a lot
Do you understand?
Just...three of you left
Just you three little ones
I want you to be united, work as a team
You're all that's left, just you guys, that's it
Okay?
What the fuck's your girlfriend doing here?
Hold that
Shit
Congratulations
Your girlfriend, she's fucked everything up
- I'm sorry about what she's doing
- Fuck!
If you lost 5 baht of my money, I wouldn't care
But this...
...you've lost hundreds of thousands, twice!
This isn't the first time that you put us in a risky situation
with your love story bullshit
Listen to me, please
Just calm down, we can fix this
Bret
Do you think the boss will forgive me?
Fuck! The boss will always forgives you
But I will never forgive you
Just calm down Bret
I promise, I fucking promise you...
...nothing like this will ever happen again
I don't fucking believe you!
I will never fucking believe you again Tim
Tim, you motherfucker! I will fucking kill you
Believe me, I will fucking kill all of you. 
Even that slut of a girlfriend of yours
You fuck!
I won't let you get away from this island
You will never get away you mother fucker
You bastard
Who are you?
It's like I never knew who you really were
You don't have anything to say to me?
We can't be together anymore...
What do you mean "we can't be together anymore"?
When I get back to Bangkok, I'm 
going to live with my Mother
I need to be alone for a while
You need to be alone?
I'm that bad?
I'm that fucking bad, right?
All of this...
...it's all because of you, isn't it?
I'm sorry
I started selling drugs...
...I started selling drugs before I met you, and 
I tried to stop, I swear
But...
...I tried looking for another job
I tried to do everything I could
But that's not who I am
I've been working with them for 5 years...
- ...they're like family to me
- Family?
They tried to kill you. You call that family?
So it's you, you're the one who has the yellow shoes
I was looking everywhere for you
You don't look like a drug dealer
It's like, dating a girl for a while...
and finding out she's a ladyboy
We can help you...
...protect you, as a witness
And whether you're guilty or not...
...well, that's up to what the court rules
How can we help him?
There's only two of us
And the police station doesn't have 
any weapons we can use either
If the rest of the dealers kidnap these two...
Well, we will fight them with everything we've got
Didn't I already tell you?
That all we have left is you three?
I told you guys to work as a team
You tried to kill Tim
Where the fuck is your brain?
What I say, it isn't important anymore?
Tim and his girlfriend fucked...
- What does his girlfriend have to do with anything?
His girlfriend is on this island
Bullshit!
You never believe me
You only ever believe Tim
You're the one who causes all the problems you fucking...
How have you been? Long time no see
Fine
And how is everything going with work?
Good
I heard that you have opened a diving tour company
Yeah
But I'm starting to get bored of it already. Now I'm looking
at being an online broker
When did you get interested in being an online broker
I'm just looking for something new
Cool
Seriously though, what do you do for work?
