
Spanish: 
Este video está siendo patrocinado por Manscaped.
Así que esperen hasta el final para obtener una oferta muy especial.
Este es nuestro fanfic.
Es sexy, humeante, y nos incómoda un poco.
Así que hoy lo vamos a leer y recrear.
Amigo, ¿Que haces?
Muy bien, vamos a turnarnos para leer
cada tarjeta individual.
Y si no podemos mantenernos serios, bebemos, ¿de acuerdo?
Bueno.
Bien.
Sheldon fue a su habitación.
Aproximadamente una hora después,
escuchó gemidos provenientes de la...
Bebelo.
Muy bien, déjame servirte un trago, niño grande.
¿Qué tipo de gemido fue, eh?
Sheldon fue a su habitación.
Aproximadamente una hora después,
escuchó gemidos provenientes de la habitación de Mike
¿Pueden callarse más? ¡Oh Dios mío!

Portuguese: 
Este vídeo foi patrocinado por Manscaped.
Por isso assiste até ao final para uma oferta especial.
Esta é a nossa fanfic.
É sexy, excitante e deixa-nos um pouco desconfortáveis.
Hoje iremos lê-la e encená-la.
Dude,  o que é estás a fazer?
Okay okay, nós iremos revezar-nos para ler
cada cartão individualmente.
E se não conseguirmos manter uma cara séria, temos de beber, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Sheldon foi até ao seu quarto.
Cerca de uma hora depois,
ele ouve um gemido de Mike
Bebe.
Okay, deixa-me encher-te o corpo, grande rapaz.
Que gemido foi aquele, huh?
Sheldon vai para o seu quarto.
Cerca de uma hora depois,
ele ouve um gemido a vir do quarto de Mike
Podes fazer menos barulho? Oh meu deus!

Chinese: 
这支影片由 Manscaped 赞助
This video was sponsored by Manscaped.
记得看到最後获得优惠
So watch until the end for a very special deal.
这是我们的同人小说
This is our fanfic.
充满了性感、浓情蜜意、让我们有点不苏胡的内容
It's sexy, steamy, and makes us slightly uncomfortable.
今天我们要来读这部小说，然後把它演出来
So today, we're gonna read it, and reenact it.
你在幹嘛啊？
Dude, what are you doing, man?
我们会轮流唸出
Alright alright, so we're gonna take turns reading
这些卡片
each individual card.
如果你忍不住笑就得喝一杯，知道吗？
And if you can't keep a straight face, you drink, okay?
好
Okay.
好
Alright.
Sheldon 回到他的房间
Sheldon went to his room.
一个小时之後
About an hour later,
他听到 Mike 的房间传来娇羞的...
he heard moaning coming from Mike's...
喝吧
Drink.
我来帮你倒酒吧
Alright, let me pour you a shot, big boy.
什麽样的叫声啊？
What kind of moaning was it, huh?
Sheldon 回到他的房间
Sheldon went to his room.
一个小时之後
About an hour later,
他听到 Mike 的房间传来娇羞的叫声
he heard moaning coming from Mike's room
你可以小声一点吗？天啊
Can you keep it down, man? Oh my god!

English: 
This video was sponsored by Manscaped.
So watch until the end for a very special deal.
This is our fanfic.
It's sexy, steamy, and makes us slightly uncomfortable.
So today, we're gonna read it, and reenact it.
Dude, what are you doing, man?
Alright alright, so we're gonna take turns reading
each individual card.
And if you can't keep a straight face, you drink, okay?
Okay.
Alright.
Sheldon went to his room.
About an hour later,
he heard moaning coming from Mike's...
Drink.
Alright, let me pour you a shot, big boy.
What kind of moaning was it, huh?
Sheldon went to his room.
About an hour later,
he heard moaning coming from Mike's room
Can you keep it down, man? Oh my god!

Chinese: 
這支影片由 Manscaped 贊助
This video was sponsored by Manscaped.
記得看到最後獲得優惠
So watch until the end for a very special deal.
這是我們的同人小說
This is our fanfic.
充滿了性感、濃情蜜意、讓我們有點不蘇胡的內容
It's sexy, steamy, and makes us slightly uncomfortable.
今天我們要來讀這部小說，然後把它演出來
So today, we're gonna read it, and reenact it.
你在幹嘛啊？
Dude, what are you doing, man?
我們會輪流唸出
Alright alright, so we're gonna take turns reading
這些卡片
each individual card.
如果你忍不住笑就得喝一杯，知道嗎？
And if you can't keep a straight face, you drink, okay?
好
Okay.
好
Alright.
Sheldon 回到他的房間
Sheldon went to his room.
一個小時之後
About an hour later,
他聽到 Mike 的房間傳來嬌羞的...
he heard moaning coming from Mike's...
喝吧
Drink.
我來幫你倒酒吧
Alright, let me pour you a shot, big boy.
什麼樣的叫聲啊？
What kind of moaning was it, huh?
Sheldon 回到他的房間
Sheldon went to his room.
一個小時之後
About an hour later,
他聽到 Mike 的房間傳來嬌羞的叫聲
he heard moaning coming from Mike's room
你可以小聲一點嗎？天啊
Can you keep it down, man? Oh my god!

Chinese: 
Sheldon 说
Said Sheldon.
你可以小声一点吗？天啊
Can you keep it down, man? Oh my god!
Sheldon 说
Said Sheldon.
我们警告过你了！
We warned you, dude!
Edward 一边说一边用被子盖住身体
Said Edward, covering himself with the sheets.
Edward...
Edward 用被子...
Edward covering him...
这太誇张了
This is too much.
先敲门啊，我们警告过你会发生这样的事情
Knock first, man. We warned you this would happen.
Mike 说
Said Mike.
Mike 和 Edward 在进行成人遊戏
Mike and Edward were having adult fun time.
Mike 到你了
Alright, Mike, your turn.
好，到我
Alright, my turn.
这不难
Okay. This is not that hard.
嗯
Okay.
Edward 的父母很严格
Edward's parents are strict,
但他们替他正在认真地谈恋爱感到开心
but happy that he is in a committed relationship.
妈，没事，我没跟人家睡
Mom, it's okay, I'm not sleeping around.
没事
It's okay.
而没有到处上床
And not just sleeping around.
那还不错吧？
I mean, that's not that bad, right?
你就唸吧
Go. Go, man.
你在幹嘛啊？
Dude, what are you doing?

Chinese: 
Sheldon 說
Said Sheldon.
你可以小聲一點嗎？天啊
Can you keep it down, man? Oh my god!
Sheldon 說
Said Sheldon.
我們警告過你了！
We warned you, dude!
Edward 一邊說一邊用被子蓋住身體
Said Edward, covering himself with the sheets.
Edward...
Edward 用被子...
Edward covering him...
這太誇張了
This is too much.
先敲門啊，我們警告過你會發生這樣的事情
Knock first, man. We warned you this would happen.
Mike 說
Said Mike.
Mike 和 Edward 在進行成人遊戲
Mike and Edward were having adult fun time.
Mike 到你了
Alright, Mike, your turn.
好，到我
Alright, my turn.
這不難
Okay. This is not that hard.
嗯
Okay.
Edward 的父母很嚴格
Edward's parents are strict,
但他們替他正在認真地談戀愛感到開心
but happy that he is in a committed relationship.
媽，沒事，我沒跟人家睡
Mom, it's okay, I'm not sleeping around.
沒事
It's okay.
而沒有到處上床
And not just sleeping around.
那還不錯吧？
I mean, that's not that bad, right?
你就唸吧
Go. Go, man.
你在幹嘛啊？
Dude, what are you doing?

English: 
Said Sheldon.
Can you keep it down, man? Oh my god!
Said Sheldon.
We warned you, dude!
Said Edward, covering himself with the sheets.
Edward covering him...
This is too much.
Knock first, man. We warned you this would happen.
Said Mike.
Mike and Edward were having adult fun time.
Alright, Mike, your turn.
Alright, my turn.
Okay. This is not that hard.
Okay.
Edward's parents are strict,
but happy that he is in a committed relationship.
Mom, it's okay, I'm not sleeping around.
It's okay.
And not just sleeping around.
I mean, that's not that bad, right?
Go. Go, man.
Dude, what are you doing?

Spanish: 
Dijo Sheldon.
¿Pueden callarse más? ¡Oh Dios mío!
Dijo Sheldon.
¡Te lo advertimos, amigo!
Dijo Edward, cubriéndose con las sábanas.
Edward cubriéndose...
Esto es demasiado.
Toca primero, hombre. Te advertimos que esto sucedería.
Dijo Mike.
Mike y Edward estaban teniendo diversión de adultos.
Muy bien, Mike, es tu turno.
Muy bien, es mi turno.
Bueno. Esto no es tan difícil.
Bueno.
Los padres de Edward son estrictos
pero estaban felices de que tenga una relación seria.
Mamá, está bien, iré a acostarme.
Está bien.
Y no solo para dormir.
Pienso que, eso no es tan malo, ¿verdad?
Vamos, vamos
Amigo, ¿qué estás haciendo?

Portuguese: 
Disse Sheldon.
Podes fazer menos barulho? Oh meu deus!
Disse Sheldon.
Nós avisamos-te, dude!
Disse Edward, tapando-se com os cobertores.
Edward tapando-se...
Isto é demasiado.
Bate à porta primeiro, man. Nós avisamos-te que isto iria acontecer.
Disse Mike.
Mike and Edward estavam a ter diversão para adultos.
Okay, Mike, é a tua vez.
Okay, é a minha vez.
Okay. Isto não é assim tão difícil.
Okay.
Os pais de Edward são rígidos,
mas estão felizes que ele está num relacionamento sério.
Mãe, está tudo bem, eu não ando a dormir por aí.
Está tudo bem.
Eu não ando a dormir por aí.
Quer dizer, isto não é tão mau, certo?
Vai. Vai, man.
Dude, o que é que estás a fazer?

Chinese: 
你连第一个字都还没说出口！
You can't even get a word in!
你不会想知道我刚看到什麽
You don't want to know about this, man.
Edward 在挑逗 Mike
Edward started playfully teasing Mike.
Mikey.
"Mikey!"
Mikey.
我很好奇 Sheldon 什麽时候才会再出现
I wonder when Sheldon's gonna reappear in this movie.
Mike 在两人之中比较矮
Mike is the shorter of the two,
但他是情侣之间比较支配的一方
but he's the more dominant one of the couple.
Edward，这同人小说...
Edward, I mean the fanfic...
等等，这一张怎麽这麽多字？
Wait, why do I have a really long one right now?
我不想看
I don't want to look at this.
好
Okay.
Edward,
我们在一起已经三个月了
we have been together for about 3 months now.
Mike 说
Said Mike.
我替我的朋友们感到开心
I'm very happy for my friends.
我希望他们能一直幸福下去
I wish nothing but happiness in this relationship.

Chinese: 
你連第一個字都還沒說出口！
You can't even get a word in!
你不會想知道我剛看到什麼
You don't want to know about this, man.
Edward 在挑逗 Mike
Edward started playfully teasing Mike.
Mikey.
"Mikey!"
Mikey.
我很好奇 Sheldon 什麼時候才會再出現
I wonder when Sheldon's gonna reappear in this movie.
Mike 在兩人之中比較矮
Mike is the shorter of the two,
但他是情侶之間比較支配的一方
but he's the more dominant one of the couple.
Edward，這同人小說...
Edward, I mean the fanfic...
等等，這一張怎麼這麼多字？
Wait, why do I have a really long one right now?
我不想看
I don't want to look at this.
好
Okay.
Edward,
我們在一起已經三個月了
we have been together for about 3 months now.
Mike 說
Said Mike.
我替我的朋友們感到開心
I'm very happy for my friends.
我希望他們能一直幸福下去
I wish nothing but happiness in this relationship.

Spanish: 
¡Ni siquiera puedes decir una palabra!
No quieres saberlo
Edward comenzaba a jugar con Mike.
Me pregunto cuándo Sheldon reaparece en esta película.
Mike es el más bajo de los dos,
pero es el más dominante entre ambos.
Edward, creo que el fanfic...
Espera, ¿por qué tengo uno realmente largo ahora mismo?
No quiero ver esto.
Bueno.
hemos estado juntos durante unos 3 meses.
Dijo Mike.
Estoy muy feliz por mis amigos.
No deseo nada más que felicidad en esta relación.

Portuguese: 
Tu nem consegues dizer uma palavra!
Tu não queiras saber sobre isto, man.
Edward começou a provocar Mike.
Eu pergunto-me quando é que o Sheldon vai reaparecer no filme.
Mike é o mais baixo dos dois,
Mas é o mais dominante do casal.
Edward, esta fanfic...
Esperem, porque é que eu tenho uma tão longa agora?
Eu não quero ver isto.
Okay.
Nós estamos juntos à 3 meses por agora.
Disse Mike.
Estou muito feliz pelos meus amigos.
Eu desejo somente felicidade neste relacionamento.

English: 
You can't even get a word in!
You don't want to know about this, man.
Edward started playfully teasing Mike.
I wonder when Sheldon's gonna reappear in this movie.
Mike is the shorter of the two,
but he's the more dominant one of the couple.
Edward, I mean the fanfic...
Wait, why do I have a really long one right now?
I don't want to look at this.
Okay.
we have been together for about 3 months now.
Said Mike.
I'm very happy for my friends.
I wish nothing but happiness in this relationship.

Portuguese: 
Disse Sheldon.
Sheldon, isto parece ciúmes.
Isto realmente parece ciúmes.
Tu estás mais ou menos excluído disto.
Yeah, eu estou literalmente a ficar magoado...
Sabes que mais?
Talvez o autor pense que não és atraente o suficiente
para seres incluído.
Certamente, certamente esse é o porquê.
São factos, certo?
Mike é o mais baixo dos dois.
Mas Edward gosta de se deitar no peito de Mike.
Tu estás a dizer que eu tenho de reencenar isto?
Eu tenho de me deitar no teu peito?
Porque é que o monte nunca fica pequeno?
Edward e Mike falaram.
Eles decidiram fazer uma pequena pausa.
Mas isso não durou porque Edward estava excitado
quando viu que Mike não tinha nada mais do que uma toalha.
Não vamos discutir mais.
Disse Edward.
Espera, tu não podes rir.

Chinese: 
Sheldon 說
Said Sheldon.
Sheldon，聽起來你吃醋了
Sheldon, it sounds like you're jealous.
聽起來你吃醋了
It does sound like you're jealous.
你的參與度很低啊
You're kind of excluded from this.
對，我很傷心
Yeah, I'm literally getting hurt, like...
你知道嗎？
You know what?
作者可能覺得你不夠帥
Maybe the author thought you were not hot enough
所以不寫你
to be included.
你說得太對了
Clearly, that's clearly why.
這是事實，對吧？
It's facts, right?
Mike 在兩人之中比較矮
Mike is the shorter of the two.
但 Edward 喜歡躺在 Mike 的胸膛上
But Edward likes laying on Mike's chest.
你是在說我要把這演出來嗎？
You telling me I have to reenact this one?
我要躺在你胸膛上？
I gotta lie on your chest?
為什麼卡片好像沒減少？
Why does the pile never get smaller?
Edward 和 Mike 討論了一下
So Edward and Mike talked.
他們決定暫時分開一下
They decided to take a small break.
這並沒有持續很長的時間，因為當 Edward
That didn't last, because Edward got horny
看到 Mike 圍著浴巾的模樣，他變得慾火焚身
when he saw Mike in nothing but a towel.
我們以後不要吵架了
Let's never fight again.
Edward 說
Said Edward.
等等，你不可以笑
Wait, you can't laugh.

English: 
Said Sheldon.
Sheldon, it sounds like you're jealous.
It does sound like you're jealous.
You're kind of excluded from this.
Yeah, I'm literally getting hurt, like...
You know what?
Maybe the author thought you were not hot enough
to be included.
Clearly, that's clearly why.
It's facts, right?
Mike is the shorter of the two.
But Edward likes laying on Mike's chest.
You telling me I have to reenact this one?
I gotta lie on your chest?
Why does the pile never get smaller?
So Edward and Mike talked.
They decided to take a small break.
That didn't last, because Edward got horny
when he saw Mike in nothing but a towel.
Let's never fight again.
Said Edward.
Wait, you can't laugh.

Chinese: 
Sheldon 说
Said Sheldon.
Sheldon，听起来你吃醋了
Sheldon, it sounds like you're jealous.
听起来你吃醋了
It does sound like you're jealous.
你的参与度很低啊
You're kind of excluded from this.
对，我很伤心
Yeah, I'm literally getting hurt, like...
你知道吗？
You know what?
作者可能觉得你不够帅
Maybe the author thought you were not hot enough
所以不写你
to be included.
你说得太对了
Clearly, that's clearly why.
这是事实，对吧？
It's facts, right?
Mike 在两人之中比较矮
Mike is the shorter of the two.
但 Edward 喜欢躺在 Mike 的胸膛上
But Edward likes laying on Mike's chest.
你是在说我要把这演出来吗？
You telling me I have to reenact this one?
我要躺在你胸膛上？
I gotta lie on your chest?
为什麽卡片好像没减少？
Why does the pile never get smaller?
Edward 和 Mike 讨论了一下
So Edward and Mike talked.
他们决定暂时分开一下
They decided to take a small break.
这并没有持续很长的时间，因为当 Edward
That didn't last, because Edward got horny
看到 Mike 围著浴巾的模样，他变得慾火焚身
when he saw Mike in nothing but a towel.
我们以後不要吵架了
Let's never fight again.
Edward 说
Said Edward.
等等，你不可以笑
Wait, you can't laugh.

Spanish: 
Dijo Sheldon.
Sheldon, parece que estás celoso.
Suena como si estuvieras celoso.
Estás un poco excluido de esto.
Sí, literalmente estoy siendo lastimando, como...
¿Sabes que?
Quizás el autor pensó que no eras lo suficientemente sexy
como para ser incluido.
Claramente, esa es claramente la razón.
Son hechos, ¿verdad?
Mike es el más bajo de los dos.
Pero a Edward le gusta recostarse sobre el pecho de Mike.
¿Estás diciendo que tengo que recrear esto?
¿Debo acostarme en tu pecho?
¿Por qué la almohada nunca se vuelve más pequeña?
Entonces Edward y Mike hablaron.
Decidieron tomarse un pequeño descanso.
Eso no duró, porque Edward se puso cachondo.
cuando vio a Mike en nada más que una toalla.
No peleemos nunca más.
Dijo Edward.
Espera, no puedes reír.

English: 
You gotta drink.
Whoever is writing this
is getting real creative with the story, okay?
Come on, Mike, just read the story, dude.
Wait.
Okay okay, I got it.
Since neither of them can physically have a child,
they talk about getting a surrogate.
And they talk about adopting a child.
May...maybe I can get a womb transplant!
Said Edward.
Listen, what's funny is not the fact that what he's saying,
it's the fact that I imagine us reenacting this out.
Comment down below if you think
Edward's gonna have a baby.
And comment down below if you wish I was in the fanfic too.
Look at his face.
There's a new character being introduced in this.
You probably will dump him once this phase of yours is over.
Said Mrs. Wu.
My mom?
What?
My mom?

Portuguese: 
Tens de beber.
Quem quer que esteja a escrever isto
está a tornar-se muito creativo com a história, okay?
Vá lá, Mike, apenas lê a história, dude.
Espera.
Okay, okay, eu consigo.
Como nenhum dos dois pode fisicamente ter um filho,
eles falam em ter uma barriga de aluguer.
e falam sobre adotar uma criança.
Tal...talvez eu consiga um transplante de útero!
Disse Edward.
Oiçam, o engraçado não é o que ele está a dizer,
é o facto de eu estar a imaginar nós a reencenarmos isto.
Comentem em baixo se vocês pensam
que Edward vai ter um bebé.
E comentem em baixo se desejam que eu também esteja na fanfic.
Olhem para a cara dele.
Há uma nova personagem que vai ser introduzida nisto.
Tu provavelmente vais terminar com ele quando esta tua fase terminar.
Disse Mrs.Wu.
A minha mãe?
O quê?
A minha mãe?

Chinese: 
你得喝
You gotta drink.
這小說的作者
Whoever is writing this
創意無限啊
is getting real creative with the story, okay?
Mike 你把故事唸出來啊
Come on, Mike, just read the story, dude.
等等
Wait.
好，我可以的
Okay okay, I got it.
由於他們生理上沒辦法懷小孩
Since neither of them can physically have a child,
他們討論找代母的可能性
they talk about getting a surrogate.
還有領養小孩的可能性
And they talk about adopting a child.
或...或許我可以接受子宮移植！
May...maybe I can get a womb transplant!
Edward 說
Said Edward.
聽著，最好笑的並不是他在說的台詞
Listen, what's funny is not the fact that what he's saying,
而是我已經在想像我們要怎麼演出來
it's the fact that I imagine us reenacting this out.
留言告訴我們
Comment down below if you think
你覺得 Edward 能不能懷孩子
Edward's gonna have a baby.
如果你希望看到多點我的戲份，也請告訴我們
And comment down below if you wish I was in the fanfic too.
你看他的臉
Look at his face.
新角色要登場了
There's a new character being introduced in this.
你這短暫的熱情退卻之後大概就會把他甩掉了
You probably will dump him once this phase of yours is over.
吳太太說
Said Mrs. Wu.
我媽？
My mom?
什麼？
What?
我媽？
My mom?

Chinese: 
你得喝
You gotta drink.
这小说的作者
Whoever is writing this
创意无限啊
is getting real creative with the story, okay?
Mike 你把故事唸出来啊
Come on, Mike, just read the story, dude.
等等
Wait.
好，我可以的
Okay okay, I got it.
由於他们生理上没办法怀小孩
Since neither of them can physically have a child,
他们讨论找代母的可能性
they talk about getting a surrogate.
还有领养小孩的可能性
And they talk about adopting a child.
或...或许我可以接受子宫移植！
May...maybe I can get a womb transplant!
Edward 说
Said Edward.
听著，最好笑的并不是他在说的台词
Listen, what's funny is not the fact that what he's saying,
而是我已经在想像我们要怎麽演出来
it's the fact that I imagine us reenacting this out.
留言告诉我们
Comment down below if you think
你觉得 Edward 能不能怀孩子
Edward's gonna have a baby.
如果你希望看到多点我的戏份，也请告诉我们
And comment down below if you wish I was in the fanfic too.
你看他的脸
Look at his face.
新角色要登场了
There's a new character being introduced in this.
你这短暂的热情退却之後大概就会把他甩掉了
You probably will dump him once this phase of yours is over.
吴太太说
Said Mrs. Wu.
我妈？
My mom?
什麽？
What?
我妈？
My mom?

Spanish: 
Tienes que beber.
Quien esté escribiendo esto
se está volviendo realmente creativo con la historia, ¿de acuerdo?
Vamos, Mike, lee la historia, amigo.
Esperen.
Está bien, lo tengo.
Dado que ninguno de los dos puede tener un hijo físicamente,
hablaron sobre conseguir un sustituto.
Y hablaron de adoptar un niño.
¡Quizás... quizás pueda hacerme un trasplante de útero!
Dijo Edward.
Escucha, lo gracioso no es lo que él esté diciendo
es el hecho de que nos imagino recreando esto.
Comenta abajo si crees que
Edward vaya a tener un bebé.
Y comenta abajo si deseas que yo también esté en el fanfic.
Mira su cara.
Se está introduciendo un nuevo personaje en esto.
Probablemente lo dejarás una vez que termines esta fase.
Dijo la Sra. Wu.
¿Mi mamá?
¿Qué?
¿Mi mamá?

Chinese: 
你說「吳太太」的時候笑了
You laughed when you said "Mrs. Wu."
Sheldon，連他媽媽也比你早出場
Sheldon, his mom makes an appearance before you.
媽，這不是短暫的熱情
Mom, it's not a phase.
我打算跟他一起建立未來
Also, I plan on having a future with him.
Mike 說
Said Mike.
Edward Leung.
你願意嫁給我嗎？
Will you marry me?
Mike 說
Said Mike.
Edward...
不要告訴我我們要親嘴
Please don't tell me there's a kiss.
不要告訴我我們要來個訂婚之吻
Please don't tell me there's a marriage kiss!
如果我們要來個訂婚之吻，我就不玩了
If there's a marriage kiss, I'm done, dude.
Edward Leung.
你願意嫁給我嗎？
Will you marry me?
Mike 說
Said Mike.
Edward 強忍著淚水
Edward tried to hold back his tears.
我願意！
Yes!
Edward 說
Said Edward.
我願意！我願意！
Yes! Yes!

English: 
You laughed when you said "Mrs. Wu."
Sheldon, his mom makes an appearance before you.
Mom, it's not a phase.
Also, I plan on having a future with him.
Said Mike.
Will you marry me?
Said Mike.
Please don't tell me there's a kiss.
Please don't tell me there's a marriage kiss!
If there's a marriage kiss, I'm done, dude.
Will you marry me?
Said Mike.
Edward tried to hold back his tears.
Yes!
Said Edward.
Yes! Yes!

Spanish: 
Te reíste cuando dijiste "Sra. Wu".
Sheldon, su madre aparece ante ti.
Mamá, no es una fase.
Además, planeo tener un futuro con él.
Dijo Mike.
¿Te casarías conmigo?
Dijo Mike.
Por favor, no me digas que hay un beso.
¡Por favor, no me digas que hay un beso matrimonial!
Si hay un beso matrimonial, ya acabamos amigo...
¿Te casarías conmigo?
Dijo Mike.
Edward trató de contener las lágrimas.
¡Si!
Dijo Edward.
¡Si! ¡Si!

Portuguese: 
Tu riste-te quando disseste "Mrs. Wu."
Sheldon, a mãe dele apareceu primeiro que tu.
Mãe, isto não é uma fase.
Além disso, eu planeio ter um futuro com ele.
Disse Mike.
Casas comigo?
Disse Mike.
Por favor não me digas que vai haver um beijo.
Por favor não me digas que vai haver um beijo de casamento.
Se houver um beijo de casamento, eu estou fora, dude.
Casas comigo?
Disse Mike.
Edward tentou conter as suas lágrimas.
Sim!
Disse Edward.
Sim! Sim!

Chinese: 
你说「吴太太」的时候笑了
You laughed when you said "Mrs. Wu."
Sheldon，连他妈妈也比你早出场
Sheldon, his mom makes an appearance before you.
妈，这不是短暂的热情
Mom, it's not a phase.
我打算跟他一起建立未来
Also, I plan on having a future with him.
Mike 说
Said Mike.
Edward Leung.
你愿意嫁给我吗？
Will you marry me?
Mike 说
Said Mike.
Edward...
不要告诉我我们要亲嘴
Please don't tell me there's a kiss.
不要告诉我我们要来个订婚之吻
Please don't tell me there's a marriage kiss!
如果我们要来个订婚之吻，我就不玩了
If there's a marriage kiss, I'm done, dude.
Edward Leung.
你愿意嫁给我吗？
Will you marry me?
Mike 说
Said Mike.
Edward 强忍著泪水
Edward tried to hold back his tears.
我愿意！
Yes!
Edward 说
Said Edward.
我愿意！我愿意！
Yes! Yes!

Portuguese: 
Quando eles chegaram ao carro de Mike,
eles foram para um parque, e pronto...
eles...
É o "pronto" que te apanhou.
É o "pronto" que te apanhou.
Quando eles voltaram para o carro de Mike,
eles foram para um parque, e pronto,
Eles tiveram diversão para adultos no carro.
Calma, tu não te depilaste?
Oh fogo!
Eu esqueci-me.
Está tudo bem, querido.
Com sorte, eu comprei o meu Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0.
Mas eu não tenho o meu creme de depilar.
É seguro?
Oh, rapaz tonto, isto é uma tecnologia avançada para uma pele segura.
Por isso não te irás cortar.
Além disso, eu nunca iria deixar isso acontecer.

Chinese: 
当他们回到 Mike 的车上
When they got back to Mike's car,
他们出发去公园，然後嘛...
they went to the park, and well...
他们...
they...
「然後嘛」逗你笑了
It's the "well" that got you.
「然後嘛」逗你笑了
It's the "well" that got you.
当他们回到 Mike 的车上
When they got back to Mike's car,
他们出发去公园，然後嘛
they went to the park, and well,
他们在车上进行成人遊戏
They had adult fun time in the car.
等等，你没有除毛吗？
Wait, you didn't shave?
可恶！
Oh shoot!
我忘记了
I forgot.
没关係，亲爱的
It's okay, honey.
幸好我带了 Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0
Luckily, I brought my Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0.
但我身上没有刮毛膏
But I don't have my shaving cream though.
安全吗？
Is it safe?
小傻瓜，它使用了革新的安全肌肤技术
Oh, silly boy, good thing this is advanced SkinSafe technology.
让你不会刮伤自己
So you won't cut yourself.
再说，我也不会允许你弄伤自己
Besides, I would never let that happen.

Chinese: 
當他們回到 Mike 的車上
When they got back to Mike's car,
他們出發去公園，然後嘛...
they went to the park, and well...
他們...
they...
「然後嘛」逗你笑了
It's the "well" that got you.
「然後嘛」逗你笑了
It's the "well" that got you.
當他們回到 Mike 的車上
When they got back to Mike's car,
他們出發去公園，然後嘛
they went to the park, and well,
他們在車上進行成人遊戲
They had adult fun time in the car.
等等，你沒有除毛嗎？
Wait, you didn't shave?
可惡！
Oh shoot!
我忘記了
I forgot.
沒關係，親愛的
It's okay, honey.
幸好我帶了 Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0
Luckily, I brought my Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0.
但我身上沒有刮毛膏
But I don't have my shaving cream though.
安全嗎？
Is it safe?
小傻瓜，它使用了革新的安全肌膚技術
Oh, silly boy, good thing this is advanced SkinSafe technology.
讓你不會刮傷自己
So you won't cut yourself.
再說，我也不會允許你弄傷自己
Besides, I would never let that happen.

Spanish: 
Cuando regresaron al auto de Mike,
fueron al parque, y bueno...
ellos...
Es el "bueno" lo que te detuvo.
Es el "bueno" lo que te detuvo.
Cuando regresaron al auto de Mike,
fueron al parque, y bueno,
Tuvieron diversión de adultos en el coche.
Espera, ¿no te afeitaste?
¡Oh Demonios!
Lo olvidé.
Esta bien, cariño.
Por suerte, traje mi afeitadora Manscaped 3.0.
Pero no tengo mi crema de afeitar.
¿Es seguro?
Oh, chico tonto, lo bueno es que esto es tecnología avanzada SkinSafe.
Para que no te lastimes.
Además, nunca dejaría que eso sucediera.

English: 
When they got back to Mike's car,
they went to the park, and well...
they...
It's the "well" that got you.
It's the "well" that got you.
When they got back to Mike's car,
they went to the park, and well,
They had adult fun time in the car.
Wait, you didn't shave?
Oh shoot!
I forgot.
It's okay, honey.
Luckily, I brought my Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0.
But I don't have my shaving cream though.
Is it safe?
Oh, silly boy, good thing this is advanced SkinSafe technology.
So you won't cut yourself.
Besides, I would never let that happen.

English: 
Okay, give it to me!
All done! What do you think?
It looks just right.
Oh, and by the way guys,
if you guys are looking for a great way
to stay well groomed down there,
then definitely check out Manscaped's
We got you 20% off plus free shipping and 2 free gifts
when you purchase the Perfect Package 3.0 Essential Kit.
It includes the razor, ball deodorant, and tonic spray.
Check out the link in the description box below.
Oh, and ladies, this is a perfect gift for your boyfriend.
Trust me, I know.
Now, where was I?
Look at his face.
Edward, give me his cup, man.
I'm ready to fill it up right now.
Edward took Mike's last name,
but kept his old name for business things.
What do you think?
My new business cards. Pretty good?
Looks amazing, honey.
Yeah. It looks nice.

Spanish: 
¡De acuerdo, dámelo!
¡Todo listo! ¿Qué piensas?
Se ve bien.
Oh, y por cierto chicos,
si ustedes están buscando una manera
para arreglar allí abajo,
entonces definitivamente deben probar Manscaped's
Te conseguimos un 20% de descuento más envío gratis y 2 obsequios gratis
cuando compras el Kit Esencial Perfect Package 3.0.
Incluye la maquinilla de afeitar, el desodorante y el spray tónico.
Vayan al enlace en la descripción de aquí abajo.
Oh, y señoritas, este es un regalo perfecto para sus novios.
Creanme, lo se.
Ahora, ¿dónde estaba yo?
Mira su cara.
Edward, dame tu vaso.
Estoy listo para llenarlo ahora mismo.
Edward tomó el apellido de Mike,
pero mantuvo su antiguo nombre para asuntos comerciales.
¿Qué piensas?
Mis nuevas tarjetas de visita. ¿Bastante buenas?
Se ve increíble, cariño.
Si. Se ven bien.

Chinese: 
给我啊！
Okay, give it to me!
搞定！你觉得怎样？
All done! What do you think?
看起来很完美
It looks just right.
喔，对了
Oh, and by the way guys,
如果你们想
if you guys are looking for a great way
让自己下面整齐乾净
to stay well groomed down there,
请务必看看 Manscaped 最新的
then definitely check out Manscaped's
new Lawn Mower 3.0.
我们为大家争取到八折优惠、免运和两份赠品
We got you 20% off plus free shipping and 2 free gifts
马上下单 Perfect Package 3.0 必备套装吧
when you purchase the Perfect Package 3.0 Essential Kit.
里面包含了电动剃刀、睾丸除臭剂和爽肤喷雾
It includes the razor, ball deodorant, and tonic spray.
连结在下面的简介里
Check out the link in the description box below.
女士们，这是送礼给男朋友的不二之选
Oh, and ladies, this is a perfect gift for your boyfriend.
相信我，我很清楚
Trust me, I know.
我刚才到哪里了？
Now, where was I?
你看他的脸
Look at his face.
Edward，把酒杯给我吧
Edward, give me his cup, man.
我帮你倒满
I'm ready to fill it up right now.
Edward 冠夫姓了
Edward took Mike's last name,
但在公事上他还是保留了自己的姓氏
but kept his old name for business things.
你觉得怎麽样？
What do you think?
我新的名片，好看吧？
My new business cards. Pretty good?
很棒，亲爱的
Looks amazing, honey.
对，蛮好看
Yeah. It looks nice.

Chinese: 
給我啊！
Okay, give it to me!
搞定！你覺得怎樣？
All done! What do you think?
看起來很完美
It looks just right.
喔，對了
Oh, and by the way guys,
如果你們想
if you guys are looking for a great way
讓自己下面整齊乾淨
to stay well groomed down there,
請務必看看 Manscaped 最新的
then definitely check out Manscaped's
new Lawn Mower 3.0.
我們為大家爭取到八折優惠、免運和兩份贈品
We got you 20% off plus free shipping and 2 free gifts
馬上下單 Perfect Package 3.0 必備套裝吧
when you purchase the Perfect Package 3.0 Essential Kit.
裡面包含了電動剃刀、睪丸除臭劑和爽膚噴霧
It includes the razor, ball deodorant, and tonic spray.
連結在下面的簡介裡
Check out the link in the description box below.
女士們，這是送禮給男朋友的不二之選
Oh, and ladies, this is a perfect gift for your boyfriend.
相信我，我很清楚
Trust me, I know.
我剛才到哪裡了？
Now, where was I?
你看他的臉
Look at his face.
Edward，把酒杯給我吧
Edward, give me his cup, man.
我幫你倒滿
I'm ready to fill it up right now.
Edward 冠夫姓了
Edward took Mike's last name,
但在公事上他還是保留了自己的姓氏
but kept his old name for business things.
你覺得怎麼樣？
What do you think?
我新的名片，好看吧？
My new business cards. Pretty good?
很棒，親愛的
Looks amazing, honey.
對，蠻好看
Yeah. It looks nice.

Portuguese: 
Okay, dá-me isso.
Feito! O que achas?
Parece okay.
Oh, e já agora rapazes,
se estão à procura de uma forma
para estarem preparados lá em baixo,
então definitivamente vão ver Manscaped
Nós temos 20% de desconto mais portes grátis e 2 presentes grátis
na compra do Perfecr Package 3.0 Essential kit.
Isto inclui a lâmina, desodorizante e um spray tónico.
Vão ver o link na caixa de descrição em baixo.
Oh, e mulheres, este é o presente perfeito para o vosso namorado.
Acreditem em mim, eu sei.
Agora, onde estava eu?
Olhem para a cara dele.
Edward, dá-me o copo dele, man.
Eu estou pronto para enchê-lo já.
Edward ficou com o último nome de Mike
mas manteve o seu apelido antigo para negócios.
O que achas?
O meu novo cartão de negócios. Está bom não está?
Parece incrível, querido.
Yeah. Está incrível.

Chinese: 
什麽意思？
What does it mean?
这什麽意思？
What does that mean?
喝吧
Take a shot.
我现在姓吴了？
So I'm now Edward Wu?
对，但公事上你还是用梁
Yeah, but you kept Leung for business things.
我和 Edward 两人之间有种暧昧的气氛
There's too much tension between Edward and I right now,
我很不舒服
and I'm very uncomfortable.
见鬼
Oh shoot.
不妙了，我看到卡片上的一个字了
Oh no, I saw a word on the card.
我看到卡片上的一个字了，事情不妙了
I saw a word on the card, and it's not gonna be nice.
Mike 洗了个澡
Mike took a shower.
不是洗澡吧
Oh, not the shower, man.
不是洗澡吧
Not the shower, man.
不是他妈的洗澡吧
Not the ****ing shower.
这他妈的作者以光速
Bro, the ****ing author moves from the bedroom
从卧室去到了浴室
to the shower so god damn quick.
见鬼，我不会...
God damn it. No, I'm not taking...
我不会让这事情发生
This is not happening, bro.
我才不会洗澡
I'm not showering.
太奇怪了
Okay, that's weird.
Mike 洗了个澡
Mike took a shower.
他只围著浴巾，走进了房间
And he walked into the room with nothing but a towel.
这还好
Oh, that's okay.

English: 
What does it mean?
What does that mean?
Take a shot.
So I'm now Edward Wu?
Yeah, but you kept Leung for business things.
There's too much tension between Edward and I right now,
and I'm very uncomfortable.
Oh shoot.
Oh no, I saw a word on the card.
I saw a word on the card, and it's not gonna be nice.
Mike took a shower.
Oh, not the shower, man.
Not the shower, man.
Not the ****ing shower.
Bro, the ****ing author moves from the bedroom
to the shower so god damn quick.
God damn it. No, I'm not taking...
This is not happening, bro.
I'm not showering.
Okay, that's weird.
Mike took a shower.
And he walked into the room with nothing but a towel.
Oh, that's okay.

Spanish: 
Qué significa eso?
Qué significa eso?
Toma un trago.
¿Así que ahora soy Edward Wu?
Sí, pero conservaste el Leung por asuntos de negocios.
Hay demasiada tensión entre Edward y yo en este momento,
y estoy muy incómodo.
Oh Dios.
Oh no, vi una palabra en la tarjeta.
Vi una palabra en la tarjeta y no será agradable.
Mike se dio una ducha.
Oh, no la ducha.
No la ducha.
No la maldita ducha.
Hermano, el maldito autor se pasó del dormitorio
a la ducha increíblemente rápido.
Maldita sea. No, no voy a...
Esto no está sucediendo, hermano.
No me voy a duchar.
Está bien, eso es raro.
Mike se dio una ducha.
Y entró en la habitación sin nada más que una toalla.
Oh eso está bien.

Portuguese: 
O que é que isso significa?
O que é que isso significa?
Bebe um shot.
Agora eu sou Edward Wu?
Sim, mas manténs Leung para negócios.
Há demasiada tensão entre mim e o Edward neste momento,
e eu estou muito desconfortável.
Oh fogo.
Oh não, eu vi uma palavra do cartão.
Eu vi uma palavra no cartão, e vai ser bom.
Mike tomou um banho.
Oh, não no chuveiro, man.
Não no chuveiro, man.
Não no chuveiro.
Bro, o autor passa do quarto
para o chuveiro demasiado rápido.
God damn it. Não, eu não...
Isto não está a acontecer, bro.
Eu não estou a tomar um banho.
Okay, isto é estranho.
Mike tomou um banho.
E andou até ao quarto com nada vestido sem ser uma toalha.
Oh, isso é okay.

Chinese: 
什麼意思？
What does it mean?
這什麼意思？
What does that mean?
喝吧
Take a shot.
我現在姓吳了？
So I'm now Edward Wu?
對，但公事上你還是用梁
Yeah, but you kept Leung for business things.
我和 Edward 兩人之間有種曖昧的氣氛
There's too much tension between Edward and I right now,
我很不舒服
and I'm very uncomfortable.
見鬼
Oh shoot.
不妙了，我看到卡片上的一個字了
Oh no, I saw a word on the card.
我看到卡片上的一個字了，事情不妙了
I saw a word on the card, and it's not gonna be nice.
Mike 洗了個澡
Mike took a shower.
不是洗澡吧
Oh, not the shower, man.
不是洗澡吧
Not the shower, man.
不是他媽的洗澡吧
Not the ****ing shower.
這他媽的作者以光速
Bro, the ****ing author moves from the bedroom
從臥室去到了浴室
to the shower so god damn quick.
見鬼，我不會...
God damn it. No, I'm not taking...
我不會讓這事情發生
This is not happening, bro.
我才不會洗澡
I'm not showering.
太奇怪了
Okay, that's weird.
Mike 洗了個澡
Mike took a shower.
他只圍著浴巾，走進了房間
And he walked into the room with nothing but a towel.
這還好
Oh, that's okay.

Spanish: 
Edward se calentó muy rápido.
Oh Dios.
Ya sé cuál será la próxima escena.
"Edward deja caer la toalla de Mike ..."
De acuerdo, esto no es tan malo.
Una semana después,
Sheldon finalmente consiguió una novia.
Te dije que volvería.
Te lo dije, te lo dije. Se acerca mi hora.
Pero sé que el autor quería dejar lo mejor para el final.
Te tengo. Te veo.
Algunos fanáticos se preguntaron si CantoMando estaban cuidando a un niño,
hasta que Cara...
Cara es nuestra hija.
... se refirió a Mike como papá y a Edward como padre.
Entonces esos fanáticos se dieron cuenta de que
Cara es la hija de Edward y Mike.
¡Papá! ¡Padre!
¿Por qué llamaríamos a nuestra hija Cara, amigo?
Estamos cerca del final.
Últimas 4 cartas.
En una de estas estaré yo teniendo diversión para adultos.
Sheldon, ¿por qué quieres eso?
¿Sabes lo que va a pasar?
En unos cuantos episodios, tendremos un nuevo fanfic.
escrito por Sheldon.

English: 
Edward was turned on right quick.
Oh shoot.
I already know what the next scene is gonna be.
"Edward drops Mike's towel..."
Okay, this is not that bad.
A week later,
Sheldon finally got a girlfriend.
I told you I would make a comeback.
I told you, I told you. My time is coming.
But I know the author wanted to save the best for last.
I got you. I see you.
Some fans wondered if CantoMando was babysitting a kid,
until Cara...
Cara is our kid.
...referred to Mike as papa, and Edward as dad.
Then those fans realised that
Cara is Edward and Mike's child.
Papa! Dad!
Why would we name our kid Cara, dude?
We're near the end.
Last 4 cards.
One of these is gonna be me having adult fun time.
Sheldon, why do you want to have it?
You know what's gonna happen?
In a few episodes, we're gonna have a new fanfic
written by Sheldon.

Chinese: 
Edward 很快就慾火焚身了
Edward was turned on right quick.
見鬼
Oh shoot.
我已經知道下一幕是什麼了
I already know what the next scene is gonna be.
「Edward 脫下 Mike 的毛巾...」
"Edward drops Mike's towel..."
這不算太糟
Okay, this is not that bad.
一個星期之後
A week later,
Sheldon 終於找到女朋友了
Sheldon finally got a girlfriend.
我早說了我會再出鏡
I told you I would make a comeback.
我早說了，我的戲份要來了
I told you, I told you. My time is coming.
我知道作者想把好戲留在最後
But I know the author wanted to save the best for last.
我洞悉了你的大計
I got you. I see you.
有些粉絲以為 CantoMando 在幫朋友照顧小孩
Some fans wondered if CantoMando was babysitting a kid,
直到 Cara...
until Cara...
Cara 是我們的小孩
Cara is our kid.
...叫 Mike 做爸爸，叫 Edward 做爹爹
...referred to Mike as papa, and Edward as dad.
然後粉絲才恍然大悟
Then those fans realised that
Cara 是 Edward 和 Mike 的小孩
Cara is Edward and Mike's child.
爸爸！爹爹！
Papa! Dad!
我們為什麼會改 Cara 這名？
Why would we name our kid Cara, dude?
差不多結束了
We're near the end.
最後四張卡片
Last 4 cards.
肯定有一幕是我在進行成人遊戲
One of these is gonna be me having adult fun time.
Sheldon，你為什麼想要成人遊戲？
Sheldon, why do you want to have it?
你知道會發生什麼事嗎？
You know what's gonna happen?
幾集之後，我們會收到一部
In a few episodes, we're gonna have a new fanfic
Sheldon 寫的同人小說
written by Sheldon.

Portuguese: 
Edward ficou excitado rapidamente.
Oh fogo.
Eu já sei qual será a próxima cena.
"Edward deixa cair a toalha de Mike..."
Okay, isto não é assim tão mau.
Uma semana depois,
Sheldon finalmente arranjou uma namorada.
Eu disse-vos que eu iria voltar.
Eu disse-vos, eu disse-vos. A minha parte estava por vir.
Mas eu sei que o autor queria guardar o melhor para o fim.
Eu sei, eu percebo.
Algumas fãns perguntam-se se CantoMando está a fazer de babysitting de uma criança
até que Cara...
Cara é a nossa criança.
...referiu-se a Mike como papá e Edward como pai.
Então as fãns aperceberam-se que
Cara é a filha de Edward e Mike.
Papá! Pai!
Porque é que haveríamos de dar o nome de Cara à nossa criança, dude?
Estamos perto do fim.
Últimos 4 cartões.
Uma destas terá uma diversão para adultos.
Sheldon, porque é que queres ter isso?
Tu sabes o que vai acontecer?
Em alguns episódios, nós teremos uma nova fanfic
escrita por Sheldon.

Chinese: 
Edward 很快就慾火焚身了
Edward was turned on right quick.
见鬼
Oh shoot.
我已经知道下一幕是什麽了
I already know what the next scene is gonna be.
「Edward 脱下 Mike 的毛巾...」
"Edward drops Mike's towel..."
这不算太糟
Okay, this is not that bad.
一个星期之後
A week later,
Sheldon 终於找到女朋友了
Sheldon finally got a girlfriend.
我早说了我会再出镜
I told you I would make a comeback.
我早说了，我的戏份要来了
I told you, I told you. My time is coming.
我知道作者想把好戏留在最後
But I know the author wanted to save the best for last.
我洞悉了你的大计
I got you. I see you.
有些粉丝以为 CantoMando 在帮朋友照顾小孩
Some fans wondered if CantoMando was babysitting a kid,
直到 Cara...
until Cara...
Cara 是我们的小孩
Cara is our kid.
...叫 Mike 做爸爸，叫 Edward 做爹爹
...referred to Mike as papa, and Edward as dad.
然後粉丝才恍然大悟
Then those fans realised that
Cara 是 Edward 和 Mike 的小孩
Cara is Edward and Mike's child.
爸爸！爹爹！
Papa! Dad!
我们为什麽会改 Cara 这名？
Why would we name our kid Cara, dude?
差不多结束了
We're near the end.
最後四张卡片
Last 4 cards.
肯定有一幕是我在进行成人遊戏
One of these is gonna be me having adult fun time.
Sheldon，你为什麽想要成人遊戏？
Sheldon, why do you want to have it?
你知道会发生什麽事吗？
You know what's gonna happen?
几集之後，我们会收到一部
In a few episodes, we're gonna have a new fanfic
Sheldon 写的同人小说
written by Sheldon.

Portuguese: 
E ele será o único a ter diversão para adultos.
Sheldon quer ter diversão para adultos com Mike e Edward.
Sheldon é o mais alto.
mas também o mais dominante,
e o mais atraente,
e o mais estético.
E ele queria levar 2 rapazes submissos numa viagem de carro.
Eu só sei que o autor deixou o melhor para o fim, okay?
Dá-me o shot.
É assim tão mau?
No tom mais caro de sempre.
É assim tão mau?
Oh não.
Edward estava deitado na cama.
Ah nãoooo!
Edward estava deitado na cama.
E mike chegou apressado, usando...
Mike, por favor não.
Mike, por favor não.
por favor não.
por favor não.
Não o faças, man.
Não.
Nós temos que reencenar.
Nós temos que reencenar.

English: 
And he's gonna be the one having adult fun time.
Sheldon wanted to have adult fun time with Mike and Edward.
Sheldon was the taller one,
but also the more dominant one,
and also the more handsome one,
and also the more aesthetic one.
And he wanted to take the two submissive guys on a road trip.
I just know the author saved the best for last, okay?
Just give me a shot.
Is it that bad?
In the most expressive tone ever.
Is it that bad?
Oh no.
Edward was laying on the bed.
Ah nooooo!
Edward was laying on the bed.
And Mike went in raw, using...
Mike, please don't.
Please, Mike, please dont...
Please don't.
Please don't do it.
Don't do it, man.
Don't.
We gotta reenact it.
We gotta reenact it.

Chinese: 
他会进行各式各样的成人遊戏
And he's gonna be the one having adult fun time.
Sheldon 想跟 Mike 和 Edward 玩成人遊戏
Sheldon wanted to have adult fun time with Mike and Edward.
Sheldon 是情侣中比较高的
Sheldon was the taller one,
但也是比较支配的
but also the more dominant one,
而且还是比较帅的
and also the more handsome one,
还有是比较美感的
and also the more aesthetic one.
他想带著两个服从属性的男孩去旅行
And he wanted to take the two submissive guys on a road trip.
我知道作者把好戏留到最後
I just know the author saved the best for last, okay?
给我倒酒吧
Just give me a shot.
有这麽糟吗？
Is it that bad?
用最感情充沛的声线唸出来
In the most expressive tone ever.
有这麽糟吗？
Is it that bad?
糟糕
Oh no.
Edward 躺在床上
Edward was laying on the bed.
糟糕！！
Ah nooooo!
Edward 躺在床上
Edward was laying on the bed.
Mike 直接进入了...
And Mike went in raw, using...
Mike.
Mike，不要啊
Mike, please don't.
求你，Mike，不要...
Please, Mike, please dont...
千万不要
Please don't.
不要这样做
Please don't do it.
不要这样做
Don't do it, man.
不要
Don't.
我们要演出来
We gotta reenact it.
我们要演出来
We gotta reenact it.

Chinese: 
他會進行各式各樣的成人遊戲
And he's gonna be the one having adult fun time.
Sheldon 想跟 Mike 和 Edward 玩成人遊戲
Sheldon wanted to have adult fun time with Mike and Edward.
Sheldon 是情侶中比較高的
Sheldon was the taller one,
但也是比較支配的
but also the more dominant one,
而且還是比較帥的
and also the more handsome one,
還有是比較美感的
and also the more aesthetic one.
他想帶著兩個服從屬性的男孩去旅行
And he wanted to take the two submissive guys on a road trip.
我知道作者把好戲留到最後
I just know the author saved the best for last, okay?
給我倒酒吧
Just give me a shot.
有這麼糟嗎？
Is it that bad?
用最感情充沛的聲線唸出來
In the most expressive tone ever.
有這麼糟嗎？
Is it that bad?
糟糕
Oh no.
Edward 躺在床上
Edward was laying on the bed.
糟糕！！
Ah nooooo!
Edward 躺在床上
Edward was laying on the bed.
Mike 直接進入了...
And Mike went in raw, using...
Mike.
Mike，不要啊
Mike, please don't.
求你，Mike，不要...
Please, Mike, please dont...
千萬不要
Please don't.
不要這樣做
Please don't do it.
不要這樣做
Don't do it, man.
不要
Don't.
我們要演出來
We gotta reenact it.
我們要演出來
We gotta reenact it.

Spanish: 
Y él será el quien se divierta de esa manera.
Sheldon quería divertirse como adulto con Mike y Edward.
Sheldon era el más alto
pero también el más dominante,
y tambien el mas guapo,
y también el más estético.
Y quería llevar a los dos tipos sumisos a un viaje por carretera.
Solo sé que el autor guardó lo mejor para el final, ¿de acuerdo?
Solo dame un trago.
¿Es tan malo?
En el tono más expresivo de todos.
¿Es tan malo?
Oh no.
Edward estaba acostado en la cama.
¡Ah nooooo!
Edward estaba acostado en la cama.
Y Mike entró crudamente sin...
Mike, por favor no lo hagas.
Por favor, Mike, por favor no...
Por favor no lo hagas.
Por favor, no lo hagas.
No lo hagas.
No lo hagas.
Tenemos que recrearlo.
Tenemos que recrearlo.

English: 
Mike, please don't do it to me.
Edward was laying on the bed.
And Mike went it raw, using no protection.
Edward's body was sore for a week.
I was sore for a week?
The funniest part is that your...
...is that your sister put this together.
Your sister put this together.
Reading it, she's like...
"This is my brother."
It makes sense.
It's me? It's me.
Whoever gets the next one is gonna die, probably.
It's me in this one, right?
No.
He had some time alone,
because Sheldon was out on a date with some girl
on his quest to find a girlfriend.
Mike, we're alone right now.
You know what happens when we're alone?
I know, I know.

Spanish: 
Mike, por favor no me hagas esto.
Edward estaba acostado en la cama.
Y Mike entró crudamente, sin protección.
El cuerpo de Edward estuvo adolorido durante una semana.
¿Estuve adolorido durante una semana?
La parte más divertida es que tu...
...es que tu hermana armó esto.
Tu hermana armó esto.
Al leerlo, ella estaba como...
"Este es mi hermano."
Esto tiene sentido.
¿Soy yo? Soy yo.
El que consiga el próximo morirá, probablemente.
Soy yo en este, ¿verdad?
No.
Tuvo un tiempo solo
porque Sheldon estaba en una cita con una chica
en su búsqueda para encontrar una novia.
Mike, estamos solos ahora.
¿Sabes lo que pasa cuando estamos solos?
Lo sé, lo sé.

Chinese: 
Mike，不要對我這樣做
Mike, please don't do it to me.
Edward 躺在床上
Edward was laying on the bed.
Mike 直接進入了，沒有用安全措施
And Mike went it raw, using no protection.
Edward 的身體痛了一個星期
Edward's body was sore for a week.
我痛了一個星期？
I was sore for a week?
最好笑的是你...
The funniest part is that your...
...你姐姐是準備這些卡片的人
...is that your sister put this together.
卡片都是你姐姐準備的
Your sister put this together.
她一邊看一邊...
Reading it, she's like...
「這是在寫我弟弟」
"This is my brother."
劇情是合理的
It makes sense.
是我嗎？是我
It's me? It's me.
唸下一張卡片的人大概會笑死
Whoever gets the next one is gonna die, probably.
這張的主角是我吧？
It's me in this one, right?
不是
No.
他得到了一點獨處的時間
He had some time alone,
因為 Sheldon 在他尋找女朋友的漫長旅程中
because Sheldon was out on a date with some girl
出去跟女生約會了
on his quest to find a girlfriend.
Mike，只剩下我們兩個了
Mike, we're alone right now.
你知道會發生什麼事嗎？
You know what happens when we're alone?
我知道，我知道
I know, I know.

Portuguese: 
Mike, por favor não faças isso comigo.
Edward estava deitado na cama.
E mike chegou apressado, sem usar proteção.
O corpo de Edward ficou durido por uma semana.
Eu fiquei durido por uma semana?
A parte mais engraçada é que...
... é que foi a tua irmã que pôs isto junto.
A tua irmã pôs isto junto.
Ao ler isto, ela estava...
"Este é o meu irmão"
Faz sentido.
Sou eu? Sou eu.
Quem ficar com a próxima vai morrer, provavelmente.
Sou eu nesta, certo?
Não.
Ele teve algum tempo sozinho,
porque Sheldon estava num date com uma mulher qualquer
para tentar arranjar uma namorada.
Mike, nós estamos sozinhos agora.
Tu sabes o que acontece quando estamos sozinhos?
Eu sei, eu sei.

Chinese: 
Mike，不要对我这样做
Mike, please don't do it to me.
Edward 躺在床上
Edward was laying on the bed.
Mike 直接进入了，没有用安全措施
And Mike went it raw, using no protection.
Edward 的身体痛了一个星期
Edward's body was sore for a week.
我痛了一个星期？
I was sore for a week?
最好笑的是你...
The funniest part is that your...
...你姐姐是準备这些卡片的人
...is that your sister put this together.
卡片都是你姐姐準备的
Your sister put this together.
她一边看一边...
Reading it, she's like...
「这是在写我弟弟」
"This is my brother."
剧情是合理的
It makes sense.
是我吗？是我
It's me? It's me.
唸下一张卡片的人大概会笑死
Whoever gets the next one is gonna die, probably.
这张的主角是我吧？
It's me in this one, right?
不是
No.
他得到了一点独处的时间
He had some time alone,
因为 Sheldon 在他寻找女朋友的漫长旅程中
because Sheldon was out on a date with some girl
出去跟女生约会了
on his quest to find a girlfriend.
Mike，只剩下我们两个了
Mike, we're alone right now.
你知道会发生什麽事吗？
You know what happens when we're alone?
我知道，我知道
I know, I know.

Chinese: 
什麼鬼？
What the heck?
你像是...
You're like...
「我從來沒見過這體位」
"I've never seen this position before."
「Mike 懸掛在天花板上，倒著...
"Mike dangled from the top and reversed...
從後面 360° 來」
360° behind the back."
印度慾經那種，對吧？
Kama Sutra ****, right?
是診斷結果
It's a diagnosis.
什麼？
What?
Edward 是世界上少數
Edward is one of the very few men in this world
能懷孕的男人
who can get pregnant.
成因是當一個男性
It usually happens when the male has
跟另一名男性第一次進行不安全性行為
unprotected sex for the first time with another male.
Smith 醫生說
Said Dr. Smith.
能懷孕的男人
...men in the world that can get pregnant.
最後一張
Okay, final one.
這是這個很棒的故事的...
This is the last card...
最後一張卡片
of this amazing fanfic.
結局很糟吧
The ending is real bad.

English: 
What the heck?
You're like...
"I've never seen this position before."
"Mike dangled from the top and reversed...
360° behind the back."
Kama Sutra ****, right?
It's a diagnosis.
What?
Edward is one of the very few men in this world
who can get pregnant.
It usually happens when the male has
unprotected sex for the first time with another male.
Said Dr. Smith.
...men in the world that can get pregnant.
Okay, final one.
This is the last card...
of this amazing fanfic.
The ending is real bad.

Portuguese: 
What the heck?
Tu estás tipo...
" Eu nunca vi esta posição antes."
Mike trocou entre em cima ou reverso...
360º por trás.
kama sutra, certo?
É um diagnóstico.
O quê?
Edward é um dos poucos homens neste mundo
que consegue engravidar.
Isto normalmente acontece quando o homem
tem sexo desprotegido pela primeira vez com outro homem.
Disse Dr.Smith.
... homens no mundo que conseguem engravidar.
Okay, última.
Este é o último cartão...
desta fanfic incrível.
O fim é mesmo mau.

Chinese: 
什麽鬼？
What the heck?
你像是...
You're like...
「我从来没见过这体位」
"I've never seen this position before."
「Mike 悬掛在天花板上，倒著...
"Mike dangled from the top and reversed...
从後面 360° 来」
360° behind the back."
印度慾经那种，对吧？
Kama Sutra ****, right?
是诊断结果
It's a diagnosis.
什麽？
What?
Edward 是世界上少数
Edward is one of the very few men in this world
能怀孕的男人
who can get pregnant.
成因是当一个男性
It usually happens when the male has
跟另一名男性第一次进行不安全性行为
unprotected sex for the first time with another male.
Smith 医生说
Said Dr. Smith.
能怀孕的男人
...men in the world that can get pregnant.
最後一张
Okay, final one.
这是这个很棒的故事的...
This is the last card...
最後一张卡片
of this amazing fanfic.
结局很糟吧
The ending is real bad.

Spanish: 
¿Que demonios?
Estás como...
"Nunca había visto esta posición antes".
"Mike colgó de la parte superior y dio marcha atrás ...
360 ° detrás de la espalda ".
Kama Sutra ****, ¿verdad?
Es un diagnostico.
¿Qué?
Edward es uno de los pocos hombres en este mundo.
que puede quedar embarazado.
Suele ocurrir cuando un hombre tiene
sexo sin protección por primera vez con otro hombre.
Dijo el Dr. Smith.
... hombres en el mundo que pueden quedar embarazados.
Bien, la última.
Esta es la última carta ...
de este increíble fanfic.
El final es realmente malo.

English: 
You already need one.
We haven't finished.
It's simple. The last line is simple.
It's nothing crazy.
No. 20, the last card.
There will be breastfeeding in this,
because guys can breastfeed too.
That's it?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Cara, with Cara.
You're breastfeeding.
You are.
You have to breastfeed.
How can I breastfeed? You're the one who–
Comment down below if you want uncle Sheldon...
...to make an appearance, and he'll breastfeed Cara.
Okay, alright, alright. One cheers...
...to the person who wrote this fanfic, alright?
Cheers to the person who wrote this fanfic.
Thank you for writing this fanfic.
We loved it.
Wait actually, to be honest, I actually didn't like it,
cause I wasn't in it enough.
Alright, I got my yoga mat out now,
I'm gonna meditate and forget every single thing
I read in that story.
I don't want to be with Mike.
He's not even hot.
But before I let you guys go,
just a quick reminder that if you're looking for ways
to stay well groomed down there,

Chinese: 
已經要倒酒了
You already need one.
我們還沒說完故事
We haven't finished.
很簡單，最後一句很簡單
It's simple. The last line is simple.
不是瘋狂的劇情
It's nothing crazy.
第二十張，最後一張
No. 20, the last card.
他們會母乳餵哺
There will be breastfeeding in this,
因為男人也可以哺乳
because guys can breastfeed too.
沒了？
That's it?
沒了
Yeah.
天啊
Oh my god.
Cara，餵哺 Cara
Cara, with Cara.
你要負責哺乳
You're breastfeeding.
你要負責
You are.
一定是你哺乳
You have to breastfeed.
我怎麼能哺乳？你才是——
How can I breastfeed? You're the one who–
留言告訴我們你想不想 Sheldon 叔叔...
Comment down below if you want uncle Sheldon...
...出鏡，他可以母乳餵哺 Cara
...to make an appearance, and he'll breastfeed Cara.
好了，乾杯...
Okay, alright, alright. One cheers...
...為這同人小說的作者乾杯，好嗎？
...to the person who wrote this fanfic, alright?
為這同人小說的作者乾杯
Cheers to the person who wrote this fanfic.
謝謝你寫了這部小說
Thank you for writing this fanfic.
我們很喜歡
We loved it.
等等，說真的我並不喜歡
Wait actually, to be honest, I actually didn't like it,
因為我戲份太少了
cause I wasn't in it enough.
我拿出了瑜珈墊
Alright, I got my yoga mat out now,
我要冥想，讓自己忘記
I'm gonna meditate and forget every single thing
故事裡的所有情節
I read in that story.
我不想跟 Mike 在一起
I don't want to be with Mike.
他根本不帥
He's not even hot.
在跟大家說再見之前
But before I let you guys go,
很快地提醒一下大家，如果你希望
just a quick reminder that if you're looking for ways
把自己下面的毛髮修理整齊
to stay well groomed down there,

Portuguese: 
Tu já precisas de um shot.
Nós ainda não terminámos.
É simples. A última fala é simples.
Não é nada maluco.
Não, 20, o último cartão.
Vai haver amamentação nisto,
porque homens podem amamentar também.
É isto?
Sim.
Oh meu deus.
Cara, com a Cara.
Tu estás a amamentar.
Tu estás.
Tu tens de amamentar.
Como é que eu posso amamentar? Tu és o único que...
Comentem em baixo se querem que o tio Sheldon...
... apareça e amamente Cara.
Okay, certo, certo. Um brinde...
...para a pessoa que escreveu esta fanfic, certo?
Um brinde para a pessoa que escreveu esta fanfic.
Obrigada por escreveres esta fanfic.
Nós amámos.
Esperem, para ser sincero, eu não gostei,
porque eu não apareci vezes suficientes.
Okay, eu tenho o meu tapete de yoga,
Vou meditar e esquecer cada cena
que li naquela história.
Eu não quero estar com o Mike.
Ele nem sequer é atraente.
Mas antes de vos deixar ir,
apenas um pequeno lembrete de que se estão à procura de maneiras
de estarem preparados lá em baixo,

Chinese: 
已经要倒酒了
You already need one.
我们还没说完故事
We haven't finished.
很简单，最後一句很简单
It's simple. The last line is simple.
不是疯狂的剧情
It's nothing crazy.
第二十张，最後一张
No. 20, the last card.
他们会母乳餵哺
There will be breastfeeding in this,
因为男人也可以哺乳
because guys can breastfeed too.
没了？
That's it?
没了
Yeah.
天啊
Oh my god.
Cara，餵哺 Cara
Cara, with Cara.
你要负责哺乳
You're breastfeeding.
你要负责
You are.
一定是你哺乳
You have to breastfeed.
我怎麽能哺乳？你才是——
How can I breastfeed? You're the one who–
留言告诉我们你想不想 Sheldon 叔叔...
Comment down below if you want uncle Sheldon...
...出镜，他可以母乳餵哺 Cara
...to make an appearance, and he'll breastfeed Cara.
好了，乾杯...
Okay, alright, alright. One cheers...
...为这同人小说的作者乾杯，好吗？
...to the person who wrote this fanfic, alright?
为这同人小说的作者乾杯
Cheers to the person who wrote this fanfic.
谢谢你写了这部小说
Thank you for writing this fanfic.
我们很喜欢
We loved it.
等等，说真的我并不喜欢
Wait actually, to be honest, I actually didn't like it,
因为我戏份太少了
cause I wasn't in it enough.
我拿出了瑜珈垫
Alright, I got my yoga mat out now,
我要冥想，让自己忘记
I'm gonna meditate and forget every single thing
故事里的所有情节
I read in that story.
我不想跟 Mike 在一起
I don't want to be with Mike.
他根本不帅
He's not even hot.
在跟大家说再见之前
But before I let you guys go,
很快地提醒一下大家，如果你希望
just a quick reminder that if you're looking for ways
把自己下面的毛髮修理整齐
to stay well groomed down there,

Spanish: 
Ya necesitas uno.
No hemos terminado.
Es sencillo. La última línea es simple.
No es nada loco.
No. 20, la última carta.
Habrá lactancia materna en esto,
porque los chicos también pueden amamantar.
¿Eso es?
Si.
Oh Dios mío.
Cara, con Cara.
Estás amamantando.
Tu estás.
Tienes que amamantarla.
¿Cómo puedo amamantar? Tú eres el que...
Comenta abajo si quieres al tío Sheldon...
...para hacer acto de presencia y que amamante a Cara.
Está bien, está bien, está bien. Uno aplauso...
...a la persona que escribió este fanfic, ¿de acuerdo?
Saludos a la persona que escribió este fanfic.
Gracias por escribir este fanfic.
Nos encantó.
Espera en realidad, para ser honesto, en realidad no me gustó,
porque no estaba muy...
Muy bien, saqué mi esterilla de yoga ahora,
Voy a meditar y olvidar cada cosa que
Leí en esa historia.
No quiero estar con Mike.
Ni siquiera es atractivo.
Pero antes de que se vayan,
solo un recordatorio rápido de que si estás buscando la manera
De estar bien arreglado allí abajo,

Chinese: 
請務必看看我們的贊助商 Manscaped 的
then definitely check out our sponsor Manscaped's
Lawn Mower 3.0.
真的非常棒
It's actually great.
老話一句，謝謝大家收看今天的影片
And as always, thank you guys for watching today's video.
如果你想加入 CantoMando 的大家庭
If you want to join the CantoMando squad,
記得訂閱我們，按下通知鈴鐺
then hit the subscribe button, notification bell,
分享這影片給朋友看
and share this with some friends.
如果你想看更多的影片
And if you want to watch more videos,
請按這裡
then click right here.
下次再見
Until next time, goodbye.

English: 
then definitely check out our sponsor Manscaped's
It's actually great.
And as always, thank you guys for watching today's video.
If you want to join the CantoMando squad,
then hit the subscribe button, notification bell,
and share this with some friends.
And if you want to watch more videos,
then click right here.
Until next time, goodbye.

Spanish: 
entonces definitivamente debes probar a nuestro patrocinador Manscaped
Realmente es genial.
Y como siempre, gracias a todos por ver el video de hoy.
Si quieres unirte al equipo de CantoMando,
Dale al  botón de suscripción, campana de notificación,
y comparte esto con algunos amigos.
Y si quieres ver más videos,
Haz clic aquí.
Hasta la próxima, adiós.

Portuguese: 
então definitivamente vão ver o nosso patrocinador Manscaped
É realmente ótimo.
E como sempre, obrigada por assistirem ao vídeo de hoje.
Se quiserem juntar-se ao squad do CantoMando
então cliquem no botão de subscrever, no sininho de notificações,
e partilhem isto com alguns amigos.
E se quiserem assistir a mais vídeos,
então cliquem aqui.
Até uma próxima, adeus.

Chinese: 
请务必看看我们的赞助商 Manscaped 的
then definitely check out our sponsor Manscaped's
Lawn Mower 3.0.
真的非常棒
It's actually great.
老话一句，谢谢大家收看今天的影片
And as always, thank you guys for watching today's video.
如果你想加入 CantoMando 的大家庭
If you want to join the CantoMando squad,
记得订阅我们，按下通知铃铛
then hit the subscribe button, notification bell,
分享这影片给朋友看
and share this with some friends.
如果你想看更多的影片
And if you want to watch more videos,
请按这里
then click right here.
下次再见
Until next time, goodbye.
