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( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK
YOU FOR SITTING DOWN WITH ME.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU
FEELING TODAY.
>> STONE COLD CRAZY.
>> Stephen: SO PAR FOR THE
COURSE.
OKAY, SIR, LET'S GET RIGHT TO
IT.
ARE WE GOING TO WAR WITH IRAN?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
NO.
>> Stephen: WHAT YOU JUST SAID
WE WERE, SO ARE WE GOING TO WAR
OR NOT?
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: OKAY, LET ME ASK
THIS, HOW ARE YOU MAKING THIS
DECISION?
( LAUGHTER )
OK. THAT MAKES SENSE.
NOW, SIR, YOU'VE CLAIMED
MULTIPLE TIMES THAT YOU'RE A
GENIUS.
LET'S TEST THAT IDEA.
YOU WERE TRAVELING 60 MILES ON A
TRAIN.
IS IT FAST TORE TAKE A TRAIN
THAT TRAVELS 50 MILES PER HOUR
BUT MAKES TWO STOPS FOR TEN
MINUTES, OR A TRAIN THAT TRAVELS
40 MILES PER HOUR AND MAKES ONE
STOP FOR FIVE MINUTES?
>> I'D GO ON AN AIRPLANE.
>> Stephen: NO.
LET'S MAKE IT SIMPLE.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS PICTURE
IS THIS.
>> SHE WAS NOT SLEEPING.
>> Stephen: CLOSE ENOUGH.
MR. PRESIDENT, DON'T MOVE.
THERE'S A SQUIRREL ON YOUR
SHOULDER!
>> THEY HAVE REALLY TAKEN
ADVANTAGE OF US.
>> Stephen: I CAN SEE THAT.
HOW DO YOU PLAN TO GET RID OF
THE SQUIRRELS?
>> A NUCLEAR WEAPON.
>> Stephen: THAT SEEMS A
LITTLE EXTREME.
>> O WHETOBLITERATION LIKE YOU'V
NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
>> Stephen: LET'S FORGET THE
SQUIRRELS FOR A SECOND.
SHOO!
SHOO!
OKAY, SIR.
FINAL QUESTION.
WHEN IT COMES TO AMERICAN
DEMOCRACY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOUR LEGACY WILL BE?
>> I WAS THE ONE THAT ENDED IT.
