he is a wise man who invented beer
I'm an occasional drinker the kind of
guy goes out for a beer and wakes up in
Singapore with the full beard the
problem with the world is that everyone
is a few drinks behind
I know beer makes you fat and that I
should give it up but I decided to give
up being vain instead
I don't have a drinking problem - well
accept when I can't get a drink, you see,
an intelligent man is sometimes forced
to be drunk to spend time with fools. now
I'm a firm believer in the people if
given the truth they can be dependent
upon to meet any national crisis the
great point is to bring them the real
fact and beer you can't be a real
country unless you have a beer it helps
if you have some kind of football team
or some nuclear weapons but at the very
least you need a beer. civilization
begins with distillation. first you take
a drink and then the drink takes a drink
and then the drink takes you.
beer and wine or constant proof that God
loves us and loves to see us happy.
everybody has to believe in something. I
believe I'll have another drink.
may your glass be ever full may the roof
over your head always be strong and may
you be in heaven half an hour before the
dental knows you're dead
