[Rooster Teeth Intro]
(Gavin) Geoff can I have some eh, teleporting?
(Geoff) You want me to teleport you?
(Ray) Telepore!
(Ryan) Whoa!
(Ryan) It's a... bit of a gap here Jack.
(Ryan) Just be aware.
(Jack) Yeah.
(Gavin) Oh for God's sake
( All Laughing )
(Geoff) Your wish is my command.
(Ryan) You're one of those evil genies.
(Jack) It's like: "I wanna live forever!"
(Jack) and he turns you into a fucking turtle.
( Ryan & Geoff Laugh )
( Static )
(Gavin) Alright, everyone pick a cake.
(Gavin) Eh, first one to fully consume the cake...
(Gavin) Wins.
( Gunshot )
( Squelching )
( Jack Sighs )
(Gavin) Jack you just broke the cake.
(Jack) I broke my cake!
(Geoff) Jack's out.
(Jack) Aw... I got it, god damn it.
(Gavin) What? You only just understood it?!
(Jack) Yeah...
(Gavin Laughing)
(Gavin) Everyone's running round in circles
(Gavin) and you're just punching the cake!
( Static )
( Rooster Teeth Animation )
