-GRAPEFRUIT RULES!
All right, Happy Wheels fans.
Welcome to the greatest
of all Let's Play videos
with yours truly, the greatest
grapefruit of all time--
some would say the greatest
grapefruit of all time--
me. Oh yeah.
All right, let's get to it.
As you can see,
I'm looking for
Annoying Orange themed levels
and, oh, there's one
where we get to kill Orange.
Don't mind if I do.
"Push to kill him."
And... [explosion]
Oh! Oh, no!
Pear exploded!
Marshmallow, get over here!
Look out for the knife!
Oh, I-I-I forgot. Knives
don't hurt grapefruits
because I've
been working out,
so they just go right through me
with no consequences whatsoever.
So let's just jump over
this dead banana guy,
and, uh... okay. Hey Watermelon,
what's going on?
[explosion]
Oh no! Watermelon exploded!
I got to save
Watermelon's baby.
Come here, Watermelon's
baby, I'll save you--
[weeps]:
Oh! No!
Midget Apple,
let's get out--
Oh,
Midget Apple's dead too!
The horror! The horror!
GRAPEFRUIT RULES!
Oh, here's a level with
Orange saying his famous
"Hey, hey, Knife"
phrase.
Isn't that just glorious?
Okay, let's get going.
It's a little bumpy
here at the start and--
a bunch of oranges
trying to crush me, but...
I'm okay. And hey,
there's Marshmallow!
What's Marshmallow saying?
"You can't scream
if you're dead."
When did Marshy get so macabre?
Oh! That's how
he got so macabre.
Marshmallow stabbed me
in the face with a spear!
GRAPEFRUIT FAILS!
All right,
let's try this again.
Guaranteed victory this time.
This time,
no problems whatsoever.
Gonna go over the bumps,
avoid Oranges trying to squash
Grapefruit's awesome
bicycling skills,
and just jump right
over second Marsh--
[stammers] That was--
that was my face, Marshmallow.
GRAPEFRUIT FAILS!
All right. This one's
automatic victory.
No-- okay. That one hurt.
[stammers]
You crushed my son, Timmy.
Really didn't
appreciate that.
FAILS!
Automatic victory this time.
Goin' over the bumps,
avoiding the giant Oranges
trying to do their best
Squash impersonations,
passing Marshmallow #1,
and easily passing
Marshmallow #2--
[body splattering]
Oh, my body's flying
through the netherworld.
FAILS!
All right,
back from the netherworld,
and this time is a guaranteed
level-finishing victory.
All right, over the bumps,
avoiding the dropping Oranges--
that smile on his face--
and we're just
gonna slow down here.
Slow down, slow down, slow down.
Back it up,
look for the spinning level,
and a-one and a-two and a--
Let's do it, Timmy.
You ready? Let's do it!
You and me, buddy!
[dad groans]
Oh, we made it. We made it.
And, uh,
I need to flip up here and--
oh, oh! I made it! See ya later!
[triumphant music, chuckles]
Victory.
Flawless victory
is Grapefruit's.
Ho-ho-ho, yeah!
GRAPEFRUIT RULES!
All right, this level
looks like it takes place
in the kitchen, you know?
The place where I am
the most popular fruit here
and everyone loves me.
Okay,
there's Orange saying,
"Hey, hey,
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
Hey, Timmy."
Okay, Timmy is the kid on
my bicycle here with me.
Let's go for a ride, Timmy.
What do we, uh, what do we have
here in this glorious kitchen?
Well, it's a stove,
and apparently in this kitchen,
fire acts like
rubber on the stove.
That's just
Happy Wheels for you.
And, of course, I'm here
to save you, Midget Apple.
Don't hit you?
I wouldn't hit you.
I would never hit you.
I'm your buddy, Grapefruit
just trying to flip off his face
and save the day here,
so let's bounce off
the fire one more time,
and jump over, and here we go.
I saved him-- screw me?
What? Screw you!
Okay, just get outta my way,
little buddy.
It's time to--
time to beat the game.
So I'm bouncing around
with your rubber fire
and your rubber actions, okay?
Uh... you know, these
wheels aren't very happy
and neither am I, so here we go.
Okay, just bounce
it all the way back.
Clearly I don't--
this game's on expert,
and Midget Apple's
using a cheat code.
He just hit me in the face.
All right, get rid of Timmy;
don't need him.
Get over
Midget Apple's face.
Gonna totally get over his face.
Okay, just kick him
over fire. Who needs that?
Let's go. All right.
Jump over the fire.
Pass Midget Apple.
The game is over.
Only a knife could kill me--
Oh, n--
[splat!]
Why Knife?!
GRAPEFRUIT FAILS!
Guaranteed victory
comin' up
because Grapefruit is
the greatest player of all time
when it comes to Happy Wheels.
Look at that.
Uhp! Okay, maybe--
maybe not.
FAILS!
And a-one and a-two and a--
here we go. Automatic--
oh, God! No!
Ti-Timmy!
Oh, Timmy, I'm sorry!
-(dad) Oh God!
-Me, I'm sorry!
FAILS!
All right, this time's
guaranteed victory.
No-- okay! All right, that hurt!
Blood everywhere! Oh!
There's just-- there's
just too much blood.
He's still going for it,
though.
Maybe I can win.
Maybe I can win.
Bloody Grapefruit-- okay.
That's my spleen
flying through the air.
Okay.
FAILS!
And this time is a
guaranteed flawless victory
like every other time before it.
When I screw up,
it is merely a programming
error in the game.
All right, bounce off the fire,
kick Midget Apple back,
make sure you fall
on your face a few times--
these are all just,
you know, for fun.
And, uh, these are all just
tricks I do for fun like I said.
And we just speed on by
and beat the game
because I am the best
player at Happy Wheels
that have ever lived,
and everybody knows it!
All right, kids, thanks
for watching this video,
and subscribe to the
Annoying Orange channel.
You'll see some
Let's Play videos,
and let me know which game
you want to see me play next.
I am the greatest
grapefruit of all time,
and I'll see ya next time,
kids. Oh-ho-ho, yeah!
GRAPEFRUIT RULES!
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