[GILMORE]
How did a plastered, orderless, party of gits
with no patience, a tendency to break shit,
go on and save Exandria, surviving,
thank Divine Intervention, till they arose
Tal’Dorei’s revolutionary heroes?
[ALLURA]
Vex’ahlia and Vax’ildan, whose Father couldn’t bother
swore to get richer by talking a lot slicker,
by moving a lot quicker, by raising a tough critter
as mere teens. The twins are close;
they share a heart, when they don’t bicker...
[KIMA]
While villages were slaughtered, and pillaged across the plains
the goliath Grog struggled with his conscience, found a waver
inside himself, longin’ to be part of something greater
but if he bowed out, his Herd of Storms would mark him as a traitor...
[ALLURA]
When the Briarwoods came, and devastation reigned,
Young Percy saw his family die, nearly went insane.
While schemin’ with a demon, smoke tendrils through his brain,
He built his first pistol, a testament to his pain...
[KIMA]
Pike Trickfoot, a cleric, little lady is a monstah!
Prayin’, genuflectin’ cuz’ her goddess really wants her
To spread her light and love
[GILMORE]
-but wait we can’t forget the bardster,
Who never lets it rest with his libido. Whatchu called, sir?
[SCANLAN]
Scanlan Shorthalt, I’m a gnome
My name is Scanlan Shorthalt, I’m a gnome
And there’s a million chicks I haven’t boned,
But just you wait, just you wait...
[ALLURA]
Pike’s great-great grandfather in trouble outside of Westruun 
Few hours later, a goliath on her step, festrin’, half-dead,
beaten down defendin’ Wilhand from Storm kin.
[ENSEMBLE]
She nurses Grog to health, but the herd is in the wind...
[KIMA]
Keyleth felt a smother, her mother lost on a sacred trial,
left her with a destiny to unite the Ashari tribe.
Her people said, "Keyleth's gotta lead us, it's her turn."
She started lookin’ for adventure cuz she had some things to learn...
[GILMORE]
They wouldn’t have made it far if it had not been for this group.
They woulda been dead or destitute
Without a cent of restitution. Started workin’,
journeyin’ together as the SHITS,
Tradin’ out pain and sufferin’, for problems they could fix
Scammin’ for every gold piece Vex had her eye on
Plannin’ for the future, see Greyskull outside of Emon? (oooh)
Symbol of a group headed for wealth and true fame
For the future, they should really consider a new name…
[VOX MACHINA]
In Emon we’ll make up a new name (Just you wait)
In Emon we’ll take up a new name (Just you wait)
For Emon we’ll take up a new name!
[ENSEMBLE]
For Emon! (Emon!)
[GILMORE]
Just you wait!
[ENSEMBLE]
The party called Vox Machina
Fate is pulling the strings for you
You could never back down,
You never learned to take your
time...
The party called Vox Machina
When Exandria sings of you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote the game?
The world will never be the same (oh...)
[ALLURA]
There’s heroes in the city now, see if you can spot ‘em, (just you wait)
Adventurers we celebrate, climbin’ up from the bottom. (just you wait)
Their enemies know well their name, their backs, allies’ve got ‘em
[KIMA / ALLURA / GILMORE]
We fought with them.
[KIMA / ALLURA]
We would die for them
[KIMA]
Me? I trusted them
[ALLURA]
Me? I loved them
[GILMORE]
And me? I’m the damn fool that sponsored ‘em...
[VOX MACHINA]
There’s a million things we haven’t done,
but just you wait...
[GILMORE]
What’s your name?
[VOX MACHINA]
We’re the party called Vox Machina!
