Now, if you don't know about this
the Westboro Baptist Church is an american church
who have become famous for their
"GOD HATES FAGS" slogans,
and picketing high profile funerals.
This week, they called Robin Williams a "Fag Lover"
and threatened to picket his funeral over his
debauched and hedonistic ways.
Alright, I don't think this is ok
for a number of reasons. Firstly,
regardless of your religious beliefs, you don't disrupt a funeral.
A person died, his family are mourning. It's not about you dick head.
But secondly, if you really believe
in standing up to those threatening the christian way of life,
Westboro Baptist Church, how about putting your money where your mouth is
taking a direct flight to Iraq, and picketing the people threatening
to behead christians if they don't convert!
Surely, that's more a threat to Christianity than the guy who said
"Do you think God gets stoned? Look at a platypus, I think he might!"
(Audience Laugh and Applaud)
And I know their are members of the Westboro Baptist Church
who'd say " Well the Iraq christians aren't real christians,
because they're not extreme enough!"
They are willing to have their heads chopped off rather than convert!
That's pretty freakin' extreme!
I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church
to fly to Iraq right now, I'll even fly you first class and pay
the carbon offset!
Because I reckon, one of two things will happen.
Either you'll die while defending your beliefs and you'll be carried away
to heaven in a gold chariot to sit at the right hand of God for all eternity.
Or if I'm right, and I'm willing to bet a dozen First Class flights that I am,
God will be standing at the pearly gates along side a
5'8 hairy american comedian dressed as a middle-aged Scottish nanny saying
"Hellooooooo!"
(Audience Laugh and Applaud)
And just when you think there's a chance he'll let you in,
God will look back and go,
"Hey, not only do I love 'Fags', but I fucking hate dicks".
(Audience Laugh and Applaud)
