- Don't deny it, everybody does it,
so I made up a song about it.
Here we go.
♪ Yeah, I'm gonna take
my phone to the commode ♪
♪ I'm gonna hide 'til I can't no more ♪
♪ I'm gonna take my phone to the commode ♪
♪ I'm gonna hide 'til I can't no more ♪
♪ I got my kids that I distract ♪
♪ All the locks are latched ♪
♪ My feet are on the mat ♪
♪ Tiny fingers through the crack ♪
♪ Sittin' on the throne ♪
♪ Flippin' on my phone ♪
♪ I've been here too long ♪
♪ I better get up off this toilet ♪
♪ Don't deny it, you've been swipin' ♪
♪ Before you've been wipin' ♪
♪ Don't deny it, you've been swipin' ♪
♪ Before you've been wipin' ♪
♪ In the lavatory,
watchin' "Finding Dory" ♪
♪ Tryin' to sneak away from
Uncle Larry's stories ♪
♪ My job is a doozy ♪
♪ Coffee breath with Tracy ♪
♪ Pretend I drop a doodie
so I can shop at Macy's ♪
♪ Don't deny it, you've been swipin' ♪
♪ Before you've been wipin' ♪
♪ Don't deny it, you've been swipin' ♪
♪ Before you've wipin' ♪
♪ Pants down, sit down,
hidin' like a turtle ♪
♪ Spend a lotta money
on my brand new girdle ♪
♪ Hubby's gotta ha ♪
♪ Has it to poo when things cuckoo ♪
♪ 40 minutes later, better
finish off your doo-doo ♪
♪ Got no stress hidin' in this shack ♪
♪ I'm sittin' on this
can so I sit on back ♪
♪ Wish I could roll on
back to that old commode ♪
♪ I wanna hide 'til I can't no more ♪
♪ 'Til I can't no more ♪
