All right, children,
in lieu of the common usage
on the word "shit".
Wow, we can say "shit"
in school now ?
Oh, this is
ridiculous.
Just because they say it
on TV, it's all right ?
Yes, but only in the figurative
noun form or the adjective form.
Heh ?
You can only use it
in the non-literal sense.
For instance:
"that's a shitty
picture of me."
is now fine.
However, the literal
noun form of
"this is a picture of shit,"
is still naughty.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
The adjective form is now
also acceptable.
For example: "the weather
outside is shitty."
however, the literal adjective
is not appropriate.
For example:
"my bad diarrhea made the inside
of the toilet bowl shitty,
"and I had to clean it
with a rag
which then also
became shitty."
that's right out.
S... S...
Shit !
Very good, Timmy.
Ah, Ms. Choksondik.
Can we say it
in the expletive ?
Like, "oh shit !"
or "shit on a shingle" ?
Yes, that's now fine.
Wow, this is
gonna be great--
a whole new word. It's not new !
I'm gonna look "shit" up in
the encyclopedia and prove it.
Don't mind Kyle, everyone,
he's just got a little
sand in his vagina.
There's no sand
in my vagina !!
Boys, watch your
language, shit !
