- [Apple] Yo, yo, yo, what's up guys?
Little Apple back in the house
and guess who I got with me?
- [Orange] Yo, it's A to the O, Orange.
We're gonna play some Fighter Physics.
- [Apple] That's right,
we're gonna play this game.
It looks like a lot of fun.
- [Orange] Yeah it does.
- [Apple] I'm blue.
And you're just red.
- [Orange] I'm red.
- [Apple] And here we go. (laughs)
- [Orange] What the heck?
- [Apple] Why'd it start
us off like that? (laughs)
- [Orange] I don't know,
that was hilarious.
Get over here. (Apple laughs)
Get over here, Little Apple. (laughs)
- [Apple] This isn't much
fighting, it's more like flailing.
- [Orange] I can't control my guy.
- [Apple] (laughs) Get over here.
Yeah, yeah, kick you in the butt.
- [Orange] (laughs) I got you.
- [Apple] That's right.
- [Orange] Ah, no you got me.
- [Apple] That's right.
- [Orange] Sorry, I forgot.
I was the wrong way.
- [Apple] Are you facing the
wrong way, what are you doing?
- [Orange] What am I doing? (Apple laughs)
Get over here.
Oh yeah!
- [Apple] Oh no, no.
Oh, my puke face. (laughs)
- [Orange] Total wing damage.
- [Apple] This game is
totally like Sumotori.
Ah, no, you got me.
- [Orange] Ah, yeah.
Eat it.
- [Apple] What's wrong with
your guy's face? (laughs)
Why are you facing the wrong way?
- [Orange] I'm faced the
wrong way all the time.
- [Apple] Boo-ya.
- [Orange] Whoa, no, no, no
- [Apple] I'm gonna kick you
in the butt.
- [Orange] Oh no, no, no.
(both laugh)
- [Apple] Where are you goin'? (laughs)
- [Orange] I'm swimming, jack hammer.
Jack hammer, oh!
- [Apple] Ouch, you killed me.
Ouch, you killed me.
- [Orange] The jackhammer worked.
- [Apple] You were just slamming
your head into the ground.
- [Orange] Yeah, that's
why I call it a jackhammer.
It totally works every time.
- [Apple] It's crazy.
It's crazy.
- [Orange] Oh man,
I don't know if my stomach
can handle this game anymore.
I'm laughin' too hard.
- [Apple] Here we go, oh,
oh, oh, oh. (Orange laughs)
Technically it's a rematch.
What you are you? (laughs)
- [Orange] Oh yeah, oh
yeah, just try and get me.
- [Apple] Won't you hit me?
- [Orange] So much blood.
- [Apple] You kicked me
in the butt. (laughs)
- [Orange] Yeah, so much blood.
- [Apple] (laughs) I
can't, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Orange] Do the dance.
- [Apple] Ah, nicked your ear.
- [Orange] Do the Truffle Shuffle.
Do the Truffle Shuffle, oh yeah.
- [Apple] That's the whole
game is the Truffle Shuffle.
(laughs)
- [Orange] Groin shots.
- [Apple] On no, no, stop
the jackhammer. (laughs)
- [Orange] Come back here.
What are you doin'?
Whoa.
- [Apple] Ah man, this would
be the best Olympic Sport
of all time.
- [Orange] Oh no, groin shot.
Groin shots.
- [Apple] Yeah eat it, Orange.
- [Orange] Oh no, no, no.
Why am I always facing the
wrong way, every single time?
- [Apple] You know, I
totally could cuss right now.
Oh yes.
- [Orange] Oh, upper cuts.
- [Apple] How'd you like that?
- [Orange] Oh no.
Oh, it's gonna swim right under you.
- [Orange] (laughs) Come here, oh yeah.
(Apple laughs)
- [Orange] Double whip
kick, right to the face.
(both laugh)
- [Apple] Stop it.
I just want a take out. (laughs)
Why?
- [Orange] Mid-air humping.
- [Apple] Oh!
- [Orange] Ah yeah.
Works every time.
- [Apple] Ah man.
- [Orange] I'm facing the
wrong way again, stop it!
It's a good think you're
terrible at this game,
otherwise that might actually--
- [Apple] I'm not terrible at this game,
we're both terrible at
this game. (Orange laughs)
There's no way to be good at this.
- [Both] Oh, yeah, yeah. (Apple laughs)
- [Orange] Alright.
Red wins once again.
- [Apple] You just cornered me
in mid-air, slapped me with your legs.
- [Orange] Yeah, leg
slaps, that's what I do.
All day long, just leg slaps.
- [Apple] Alright, let's
go for the rematch.
Here we go!
- [Orange] Yeah, let's do it.
Oh wait.
- [Apple] Fight.
You started way up there.
- [Orange] Why was I up there?
- [Apple] I gotta win a game.
I haven't won a game yet, I've won,
I've won rounds.
- [Orange] I'll kick you.
No, no, no, no.
- [Apple] OK yeah, yeah, yeah.
To the face. (both laugh)
- [Orange] That doesn't matter,
I'm still gonna beat ya.
- [Apple] That was the
calf-calf pump. (laughs)
- [Orange] Turn around.
And oh I hit you right in the booty.
- [Apple] Ah, man, not again.
Oh yeah, you're turned around again.
- [Orange] Turn me around.
- [Apple] Oh, turn around.
- [Orange] Oh, right to the face.
- [Apple] Nice shot, right?
Oh, oh.
Yeah, but it's too late.
- [Orange] I'm gonna search ya.
- [Apple] You cannot
scorch these fists of fury.
- [Orange] Oh yeah.
- [Apple] Oh, no, no, no.
No, get out of it.
- [Orange] No, thunder butt.
Yes! (Apple laughs)
Cannot stop the thunder butt.
- [Apple] Ah, the thunder butt,
just take him down.
- [Orange] That's right,
thunder butt, took it down!
- [Apple] No, I don't
wanna play this game.
Stop showing me the ads.
Let's play again!
- [Orange] OK, let's go again.
Let's go again.
- [Apple] I gotta win
one of these.
- [Orange] Why'd it start me over there?
- [Apple] Do everybody by the chop-chop.
- [Both] Oh!
- [Orange] So much blood.
- [Apple] I know.
- [Orange] So much blood
comin' out of a square.
- [Apple] It's like the square guys,
and they're like Minecraft action figures.
- [Orange] Come here.
- [Apple] I don't know
what the heck they are.
- [Orange] Oh yeah, come here.
Ah come here.
- [Apple] Ah yeah.
Let's flippity-flop.
Flippity whip.
Oh yeah, I've got ya.
- [Orange] Uh oh.
(both laugh)
That doesn't look right,
that doesn't look right.
- [Orange] This whole
game doesn't look right.
- [Apple] You're right.
This whole game doesn't look right.
- [Orange] Keep getting
in compromising positions,
let's go!
- [Apple] You keep swimmin'.
- [Orange] Come here,
Little Apple, oh yeah,
just kick you in the booty.
- [Apple] You kicked me in the butt.
- [Orange] Get over here, get over here.
I'm gonna swim.
- [Apple] Go!
You keep hitting me every time.
- [Orange] Oh yeah!
Come here!
- [Apple] Get away from my purpose.
Oh yes.
- [Orange] Oh yeah!
- [Apple] What the heck?
I hit you!
- [Orange] I know.
How come when I hit you, it hits me?
- [Orange] No I hit you.
Turn it around, (Apple
laughs) ah kick to the groin.
Rapid fire groin shots.
- [Apple] Oh know, you guys,
- [Orange] All the time.
That's what it does.
- [Apple] just dancin' on me.
- [Orange] Oh yeah, dancing.
Dancin' on your groin!
- [Apple] No, no.
- [Orange] Dancing on your groin!
- [Orange] I win!
- [Apple] No!
- [Orange] Yeah!
- [Apple] No dancin' on my groin.
That's not a good, that's not--
- [Orange] (laughs) I
think it's a perfectly
legal move.
- [Apple] OK, let's go.
Oh no.
- [Orange] What's this?
- [Both] Oh, it's an ad.
- [Orange] What are we
doin', what are we shootin'?
Is that Big Foot?
- [Both] It's Big Foot!
One shot.
One kill.
- [Orange] Ketchup bullets.
- [Apple] What?
- [Orange] Did you see that?
- [Apple] What?
- [Orange] I just exploded
with ketchup bullets!
- [Apple] Oh, ketchup bullets.
That's what you said, I
can't even understand you.
Oh look out, look out!
Oh he got.
- [Orange] Ketchup bullets.
- [Apple] You're gonna have to take that
to the dry cleaner's.
- [Orange] Yup, look at, oh.
(both laugh)
What is going on?
What is happening?
- [Both] Oh yeah.
- [Orange] I didn't realize it was going.
- [Apple] No fair, no fair, no fair.
I didn't know it was going.
- [Orange] Eat it, eat
it, Little Apple. (laughs)
Oh yeah.
- [Apple] Not again!
Not again.
- [Orange] This has gotta
be the best game ever.
Oh, no no.
- [Apple] Here I come!
- [Orange] And I can beat you every time.
- [Apple] Let's do some more.
Oh no, no, no, no, stop. (both laugh)
Stop dancin' on my face.
- [Orange] That's what you
get, that's what you get.
♫ Dancin' makes you feel good.
- [Apple] Oh, come on.
(Orange hums)
- [Orange] Oh, right in the butt.
- [Apple] Right in the butt.
- [Orange] Here we go, here we go.
Oh no!
- [Apple] Ah, dancin'!
Look at that!
- [Orange] I finally lost one.
You got one, Little Apple.
- [Apple] Winner.
- [Orange] Well, I let you win that one.
- [Apple] Yeah, whatever.
- [Orange] I'm just gonna.
- [Apple] I'm gonna win, I
just need to win one more
so I can officially win a round.
- [Orange] Oh no,
I'm not gonna let you do that.
- [Apple] I'm not very good.
Win a match, I win rounds,
but I can't win a match.
- [Orange] Not gonna let you do that.
I'm just gonna sit here,
- [Apple] Not easy game.
- [Orange] and you're gonna
go right through my legs.
Oh yeah!
- [Apple] Oh whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [Orange] Yeah, did you see that move?
- [Apple] No fair.
- [Orange] Upper cut, leg sweep
to the top of the ceiling,
and then dance on your
shoulder blades until you die.
- [Apple] Whatever.
- [Orange] That's what I call that move.
Totally legal.
- [Apple] That's not legal, but hey,
how come you get to start up there?
What, no fair.
Get outta here!
- [Orange] No!
- [Apple] No, you can't, oh.
I don't even know how I got away form you.
Whoa.
- [Orange] Oh yeah.
(Apple laughs)
Did you see that move?
- [Apple] (laughs) Stop me, stop me.
Wanna play those games?
- [Orange] I'm the one
getting hit here, stop.
- [Apple] Flip the whip!
- [Orange] Stop that action right now.
OK.
- [Apple] Bring it.
Oh, ow, ow.
- [Orange] Yes,
did you see that?
- [Apple] Ow, ow.
- [Orange] You tried to fish
for me, but you couldn't.
Oh!
Stretched the legs.
- [Apple] Fishin' to wishin'.
- [Orange] Nailed me.
- [Apple] Wish you the gear butts.
- [Orange] What?
- [Apple] I'm gonna get you--
- [Orange] I don't even know
what you're saying right now.
Oh yeah, dancin', dancin'.
- [Orange] No, no.
- [Apple] Sky dancin', sky sky dancin'.
Come on.
- [Orange] Oh, come on.
No, no, no, no.
- [Apple] I'm gonna get you.
- [Orange] I can't lose
a match then do laps.
You're kickin' my but, literally.
- [Apple] Oh yeah!
- [Orange] Wins with a groin shot.
- [Apple] Yes.
- [Orange] Finally.
- [Apple] Finally.
- [Orange] You chased your dreams.
- [Apple] I win.
- [Orange] Wow.
- [Apple] What is going on here?
- [Orange] I don't know.
- [Apple] How should I deal
with this creeper?
- [Orange] I would say
poke him in the peepers.
- [Apple] What? (Orange laughs)
I don't think that's an option. (laughs)
Don't think it's an option.
- [Orange] Well, I'm just sayin',
I think that's what you should do.
Just poke him in the peepers.
- [Apple] Well, I guess,
you know, whatever works.
- [Orange] That's what I say.
- [Apple] OK, guys, thanks for watchin'.
As always, it was a great episode.
- [Orange] It was.
- [Apple] A lot of fun.
- [Orange] Super fun.
- [Apple] I definitely recommend this game
if you haven't played it yet, super fun.
Fist Fighters.
- [Orange] Yeah and if you
really don't like losing games,
when you play people,
just play Little Apple--
- [Apple] Hey!
- [Orange] 'Cause he's
terrible at this game.
- [Apple] Hey!
Hey, I won one match, what
are you talkin' about?
I'm alright.
- [Orange] Ah, yeah I
let you win that one.
- [Apple] Oh, sure, whatever.
Alright, guys.
Until next time.
- [Both] Bye!
(flatulence)
- [Apple] I'm too good at this game.
(both laugh)
- [Orange] Oh no, you're
gonna fall. (laughs)
- [Apple] You look like you
were running on banana peels.
(laughs)
- [Orange] Yeah, I have
an issue with that.
- [Apple] What?
- [Orange] Oh no, here we go!
- [Apple] And you're gonna, oh come on!
- [Orange] Yes!
- [Apple] What is that?
- [Orange] That's Recall.
