Lil Dicky: What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here.
Lil Dicky: Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:
Lil Dicky: We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home (x2)
Justin Bieber: Hi! I'm a baboon.
Justin Bieber: I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Ariana Grande: Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?
Halsey: I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!) (Like Lycanroc right now!)
Zac Brown: How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
You drink milk from my t*ts (Moo)
Brendon Urie (from Panic! At the Disco): I'm a fat, f**king pig!
Hailee Steinfeld: I'm a common fungus
Wiz Khalifa: I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
Snoop Dogg: I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you f**ked up
Kevin Hart: And I'm Kanye West
Lil Dicky: We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home (x2) We love the earth!
Adam Levine (from Maroon 5): Ba-dum-ba-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead
Shawn Mendes: We're just some rhinos, horny as heck
Charlie Puth: I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?
Sia: Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you
Miley Cyrus: I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk
Lil Jon: What the f**k? I'm a clam!
Rita Ora: I'm a wolf. Howl! (kind of what Lycanroc will do if he was not licking Ash)
Miguel: I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut
Katy Perry & Lil Dicky: And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Get on, yah!)
Giddy up, let's ride
Lil Yachty: I'm HPV, don't let me in
Ed Sheeran: I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute
Meghan Trainor: We love you, India
Joel Embiid: We love you, Africa
Tory Lanez: We love the Chinese
Lil Dicky: We forgive you, Germany
Lil Dicky, Snoop Dogg, Meghan Trainor, Lil Dicky & Sia, John Legend: Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth (We love the earth), it is our home. (Home) We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home, We love the earth!
Lil Dicky: I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
Lil Dicky: I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
Lil Dicky: I’ve trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know sh*t (What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
Lil Dicky: And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Lil Dicky: Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)
Ariana Grande: Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet
Lil Dicky: Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live
Choir: Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum
PSY: Ooh-oh-we love the Earth
Bad Bunny: We love the earth
Kris Wu: We love the earth
Lil Dicky: (We love you, we love you)
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
But we're living on the same Earth
(We love you, we love you)
Ariana Grande: Have you ever been to Earth?
Lil Dicky: Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana
(We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here
Justin Bieber: Are we gonna die?
Lil Dicky: You know what, Bieber? We might die
(We love you, we love you)
I'm not going to lie to you
I mean, there's so many people out here who don't think global warming's a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid!
Ariana Grande: Unless we get our sh*t together now!
