      Just time for a visit
      to the big red chair.
      This is very exciting.
 OK, first person in the red chair.
          Hello. Hello.
    What's your name? Celine.
     Hello, Celine. Hi, Jack.
 What story have you got for us?
  Well, this is my second visit
 to the red chair, actually. Oh.
 I was here eight years ago. Right.
     And I told a story that
    I thought was really good
 about when I was living in France
      and something happened
        with my daughter.
     However, a certain guest
      on the sofa that night
   really did not like my story
     and he was rather rude.
      AUDIENCE: Ooh! Uh-huh.
 He actually said, "Is that the best
    story she could come up with?
 "Who does she bloody think she is?"
   Funnily enough, my daughter met
 this person at a nightclub recently.
       Oh, my God, it's me.
 APPLAUSE
          Oh, no. Oh...
    Yes, yes, Jack it was you.
 I sent you a message, didn't I? Yes.
           Oh, my God!
     No, thank you very much,
        you did apologise.
    I know, I'm so sorry. OK.
 APPLAUSE
     Oh, that was so awkward.
