
English: 
You guys are really very nice,
Is it cold here in Ahmedabad?
*A guy in the audience* "not at all"
Not at all?
*guy in the audience* "No"
Then why the fcuk are you wearing a Jacket?
*imitating audience member*
"No, it's not cold here"
and you are wearing a sweater
*A guy in the audience* "My parents asked me to wear it"
Oh! your parents asked you to wear it.
Ok.
I wish if they would have worn
something on that night
Tik-Ta-Tak
Ta-Tak-Tak
Dhum
Dhum-Ta-Dhum-Ta-Tak
Dhum-Ta-Dhum-Ta-Tak-Tak
Dhum-Ta-Dhum-Ta-Tak
Dhum-Tik-Tik-Tik
I recently joined a gym
I know my belly is visible
It's not reducing guys
It's in... Sorry, what?
*Girl in the audience* "Not at all reducing"
Not at all, right?
You are a great stalker I must say that
Since how long are you stalking me?
*Girl in the audience*
I am not following / Stalking you.
Then how do you know that
My belly has not reduced?
I said "recently I joined a gym"
*Girl in the audience*
A friend of mine is a friend of yours"
OHHHHHH!!!!!

Gujarati: 
You guys are really very nice,
Is it cold here in Ahmedabad?
*A guy in the audience* "not at all"
Not at all?
*guy in the audience* "No"
Then why the fcuk are you wearing a Jacket?
*imitating audience member*
"No, it's not cold here"
and you are wearing a sweater
*A guy in the audience* "My parents asked me to wear it"
Oh! your parents asked you to wear it.
Ok.
I wish if they would have worn
something on that night
Tik-Ta-Tak
Ta-Tak-Tak
Dhum
Dhum-Ta-Dhum-Ta-Tak
Dhum-Ta-Dhum-Ta-Tak-Tak
Dhum-Ta-Dhum-Ta-Tak
Dhum-Tik-Tik-Tik
I recently joined a gym
I know my belly is visible
It's not reducing guys
It's in... Sorry, what?
*Girl in the audience* "Not at all reducing"
Not at all, right?
You are a great stalker I must say that
Since how long are you stalking me?
*Girl in the audience*
I am not following / Stalking you.
Then how do you know that
My belly has not reduced?
I said "recently I joined a gym"
*Girl in the audience*
A friend of mine is a friend of yours"
OHHHHHH!!!!!

Gujarati: 
Is she a girl?
*Girl in the audience* "Yes"
Thank God!
It's ok! It's ok!
So she might be talking about me with her.
*Common Friend* "Deep's belly is not reducing...
It's just increasing day by day!"
I am so fat that every time I hug my girlfriend
we still feel that we are in a long-distance relationship
A lot of people text me on Instagram
Especially girls!
They say "Deep you are very cute but you are a little fat."
Thank you so much
I am not eating of your father's money
That's the only answer I give to Girls & Guys
Guys are like 'Bro I joined a gym, you should too.
Now a very good friend of mine also told me the same
But couldn't tell him I don't eat of your father's money
Because I ate at his place a couple of times
So I had to join a gym because of him
Luckily, my gym trainer was really amazing
He said "Deep you eat everything"
Step 1: you eat everything
You can eat walking chicken from the road

English: 
Is she a girl?
*Girl in the audience* "Yes"
Thank God!
It's ok! It's ok!
So she might be talking about me with her.
*Common Friend* "Deep's belly is not reducing...
It's just increasing day by day!"
I am so fat that every time I hug my girlfriend
we still feel that we are in a long-distance relationship
A lot of people text me on Instagram
Especially girls!
They say "Deep you are very cute but you are a little fat."
Thank you so much
I am not eating of your father's money
That's the only answer I give to Girls & Guys
Guys are like 'Bro I joined a gym, you should too.
Now a very good friend of mine also told me the same
But couldn't tell him I don't eat of your father's money
Because I ate at his place a couple of times
So I had to join a gym because of him
Luckily, my gym trainer was really amazing
He said "Deep you eat everything"
Step 1: you eat everything
You can eat walking chicken from the road

English: 
You eat it!
No problem with that
Step 2 is exercise.
I never reached step 2
I was randomly eating anything
So the trainer asked me to eat something with protein
He said "do one thing, start eating eggs...
... but remove the balls"
FTW! where should I keep my balls
You can't keep your balls aside and eat eggs
Then he said "I mean the egg yolk"
I was like you should mention things properly
So I started eating eggs
So once I went outside to eat eggs in Vadodara
I asked for an Omelet
He asked for 165 bucks
I asked what are you making the Omelet of?
He said "Butter!"
ok and?
Butter!
What are the spices you are using?
Butter!
How many eggs are used in making this Omelet?
No Eggs, Only Butter
Are you fcuking out of your mind?
Then I decided I won't have eggs outside
I'll have eggs at home
So I bought 6 eggs - Rs. 30/-

Gujarati: 
You eat it!
No problem with that
Step 2 is exercise.
I never reached step 2
I was randomly eating anything
So the trainer asked me to eat something with protein
He said "do one thing, start eating eggs...
... but remove the balls"
FTW! where should I keep my balls
You can't keep your balls aside and eat eggs
Then he said "I mean the egg yolk"
I was like you should mention things properly
So I started eating eggs
So once I went outside to eat eggs in Vadodara
I asked for an Omelet
He asked for 165 bucks
I asked what are you making the Omelet of?
He said "Butter!"
ok and?
Butter!
What are the spices you are using?
Butter!
How many eggs are used in making this Omelet?
No Eggs, Only Butter
Are you fcuking out of your mind?
Then I decided I won't have eggs outside
I'll have eggs at home
So I bought 6 eggs - Rs. 30/-

Gujarati: 
A packet of bread - Rs. 12/-
I'll have eggs at my place in Rs. 42/-
Salt to taste
So I was traveling on my bike with 6 eggs
But right now a lot of flyovers
are under construction in Vadodara
But no maintenance is done for diversion roads
Nobody is working there
There are pits
A pit inside a pit
And a whole line of pits.
I am still ok with multiple speed breakers in a line
The one on which you can sing the song
*Singing song Tu Mastani, Movie - Bajirao Mastani*
That's how the pits are arranged on the diversion road
Speed breakers still have a rhythm
But in pits, you can't even sing in rhythm
I had 6 eggs with me on my bike
by the time I reached home 8 were broken
Yesternight in Vadodara,
something happened for the first time
Usually, Girls don't get this egg joke

English: 
A packet of bread - Rs. 12/-
I'll have eggs at my place in Rs. 42/-
Salt to taste
So I was traveling on my bike with 6 eggs
But right now a lot of flyovers
are under construction in Vadodara
But no maintenance is done for diversion roads
Nobody is working there
There are pits
A pit inside a pit
And a whole line of pits.
I am still ok with multiple speed breakers in a line
The one on which you can sing the song
*Singing song Tu Mastani, Movie - Bajirao Mastani*
That's how the pits are arranged on the diversion road
Speed breakers still have a rhythm
But in pits, you can't even sing in rhythm
I had 6 eggs with me on my bike
by the time I reached home 8 were broken
Yesternight in Vadodara,
something happened for the first time
Usually, Girls don't get this egg joke

Gujarati: 
But yesternight A guy didn't get this joke
You guys are so nice!
Are you guys having a good time so far?
*Audience Response*
Any Salman fans make some noise?
*Silence*
I guess all the true fans died on footpath
*Laughing Like Aakash Mehta*
My best friend Nihar is a huge fan of Salman
An epic fan!
Ya!
He loves copying Salman's dance moves
He is dancing and dancing and dancing
he said "I will do whatever Bhai does"
Ya but let him learn dancing first
But he is not listening to anyone and he is just dancing
But there is a limit to anything
Excess of anything is injurious to health
But he is just dancing and dancing
That Dabang movie step *enacts*
He overdid that and got a fracture in the wrist 5 times
The step from the movie Ready!
Wherein you put your hands in pocket and dance
Dinka-Chika! Dhinka-Chika!
his pockets worn out

English: 
But yesternight A guy didn't get this joke
You guys are so nice!
Are you guys having a good time so far?
*Audience Response*
Any Salman fans make some noise?
*Silence*
I guess all the true fans died on footpath
*Laughing Like Aakash Mehta*
My best friend Nihar is a huge fan of Salman
An epic fan!
Ya!
He loves copying Salman's dance moves
He is dancing and dancing and dancing
he said "I will do whatever Bhai does"
Ya but let him learn dancing first
But he is not listening to anyone and he is just dancing
But there is a limit to anything
Excess of anything is injurious to health
But he is just dancing and dancing
That Dabang movie step *enacts*
He overdid that and got a fracture in the wrist 5 times
The step from the movie Ready!
Wherein you put your hands in pocket and dance
Dinka-Chika! Dhinka-Chika!
his pockets worn out

Gujarati: 
Hair is growing on those parts of his legs
That song... What was the name of the movie?
'Mujhse Shaadi Karogi'
'Jeene ke hai 4 din'
*Putting a towel between legs*
Ohohohohoho!
One day he didn't found his towel so he used a jute bag...
 
 
 
 
 
 

English: 
Hair is not growing on those parts of his legs
That song... What was the name of the movie?
'Mujhse Shaadi Karogi'
'Jeene ke hai 4 din'
*Putting a towel between legs*
Ohohohohoho!
One day he didn't found his towel so he used a jute bag...
 
 
 
 
 
 
