我們要給你展示一套影片那會包含一些看時不准笑的挑戰
We're going to show you a series of videos,
but the 
 challenge is you can't smile or laugh while watching.
為何不可?
Why not?
那就是重點，那是挑戰
That's the whole point; it's a challenge.
你大笑或微笑，你就輸，現在來了
You laugh or smile, you lose. Here we go.
好的
Okay.
那麼...我不能...我不能大笑?
So I'm not... I can't... I can't laugh?
或微笑
Or smile.
或微笑?
Or smile?
現在我早就笑了
Now I'm smiling already.
我到我的黑暗之處
I'm gonna go to my dark place.
暖和一下下顎~
Warming up the jaw~
好的，我們來了
All right. Here we go
熱門影片
忍笑大挑戰
天阿，那真是完美
God, it's so perfect.
讓我來吸一口大氣
Gotta take a deep breath.
那真是困難...不准對這東西笑
This is really difficult... to not laugh at this.
會要5分鐘讓這男的...在空氣中嘿咻?
Is it gonna be five minutes of this guy... air humping?
我已經看了很多次了去令它「好笑」
I've seen this too many times to be funny.
沒有甚麼好笑的
Nothing funny about that.
我會破解到的!我的技術充足
I've cracked it! I've got the technique down.
我不會笑到的
It's not getting me
老兄...別這樣吧...別這樣耶
bro, come on, come on, dawg
我想我會贏這挑戰
I think I'm gonna win this challenge
他不能...這樣是瘋狂的
You can't... That is insane
相差得太近了，影片完了才笑?
So close. After it ended?
我不知道...我忍不住
I don't know. I can't hold it.
看耶，我還未笑耶
Look. I haven't laughed yet.
(來吧，讓我瞧瞧你的臉!)
(Come on, let me see your face!)
噢，這是不是PewDiePie的?你們要我向PewDiePie的影片忍笑?
Oh, is it PewDiePie?You're gonna ask me to not laugh at PewDiePie?
你怎能不會向這大笑阿，老兄，是隻山羊...是隻山羊飛走了
How do you not smile at that, bro?It's 
 a goat, it's a goat flying away...
可憐的山羊，牠不應該是接受這樣的對待的
Poor goat, he didn't deserve that
對著別人大笑時忍笑是異常地難，
但對著PewDiePie的話會是更難
It's always exceptionally hard not to laugh
when somebody else 
 is laughing, 
but even worse when it's PewDiePie.
我想...我想我現在技術上是笑了
I think...I think I'm technically smiling right now
嗯還有，他不是PewDiePie
Also, not PewDiePie
他不是PewDiePie?
It's not PewDiePie?
但是是來自瑞典的某個人
But it's someone else who's Swedish
這是甚麼遊戲?
What game is this?
令我想笑的反而是，你們傢伙在忍笑
What's making me wanna smile is you guys
holding in your laughter
我也許可以只是這樣做嗎?
If I just maybe do this?
(梯子山羊，你真隨意)
(Laddergoat, you're so random)
我在想，我之前已經聽說過這句話...
I think I've heard that phrase before...
"梯子山羊，你真隨意"
"Laddergoat, you're so random"
好的，剛才好險
okay,that was a close one
噢不~噢...噢不~
Oh no~ Oh...oh no~
啊不!!!!!!
Ugh, no!!!!!
我現在身處地獄了
I'm in hell right now.
好的...
Okay...
好的，我想算是笑了耶
Okay, I think that's a smile right there
可是這個怎會讓我笑了?
How did this one get me, though?
甚麼?
What?
那是甚麼?
What is that?
你成功了!
You did it!
不好笑的!
Not funny!
我沒有靈魂
I have no soul
我一次都沒有笑!
I didn't laugh a single time!
你有幾次差點就笑了
You were close a couple of times
我知道，我幾乎嘔了
I know, I almost puked
問答時間
你認為這些影片好笑嗎?
Did you find those videos funny?
是的，它們很好笑
Yeah, they were funny
我實際上覺得是的
I actually did
很搞笑...很搞笑
Hilarious...hilarious
究竟那男的想幹甚麼...在那幅牆上?
What was that guy trying to do...? On the wall...?
就好像，那怎會有可能有好下場呢?
Like how could that possibly have ended well?
在第一齣影片時，我訓練自己不要笑...(哪個是第一齣影片?)
In the first one, I trained myself not 
 to laugh...
(Which one was the first one?)
哦，對對對，那很老土，那很老土...
Oh, yeah, yeah,yeah...that's old school...that's old school...
開始時，我在想"你們不會耍到我們的"但你們成功了
I thought when I saw that one, I was like,
"You 
 guys, you're not gonna have us..."But you got us
我不認為為何這對任何人是很好笑，有人...有人因此而笑了嗎?
I don't know why it was funny to anybody.
Did anybody laugh at that?
你對"梯子山羊"有甚麼看法?
What do you think of the Laddergoat?
老兄，我就是喜歡山羊耶，那真不公平
Dude, I just like goats, man. That's not fair.
我們預想機動會服從物理定律，但當它們不會的時候，
就會變得很滑稽
You expect video games to obey the laws 
 of physics,
but when they don't, it's amusing.
我希望事情對我來說會變得有趣，就好像...
I wish things were that funny to me, like,
如果一切都變得有趣，生活就會是個美好的地方
if everything was that funny, life would be like a great place
我一定要找到這是甚麼遊戲，
那麼我可以找到那隻山羊去帶牠上梯子
I wanna find out what game that is, just to find 
 that goat,
so I can make it climb the ladder.
看起來不是真的那麼好笑，
They didn't seem all that funny,
我猜它會有趣是因為跟我的影片是同一範疇
I guess it's interesting, 
because that's the same sort of area of my videos
有很多會想，"有挺像我的開頭，卻沒有我的鏡頭"
A lot of people thought, like, "when I was starting,
and didn't have my facecam..."
人們會問，"你是玩梯子山羊那個嗎?"
People were like, "Are you Laddergoat?"
是耶，他好像是個瑞典玩家
Yeah, he's like a Swedish gamer
我事實上也曾跟他一起拍片
I actually made a video with him
你能模仿其中一段從你最後所聽到的"連鎖笑應"影片嗎?
Can you imitate one of the laughs you heard
from the laughter chain video?
我差點因那傢伙而喪笑，他就好像...
I almost lost it with that dude, he was like...
為何看著其他人大笑成了會令人們大笑的事物?
Why is watching other people laugh
something that makes people laugh?
我不知道。或許是科學嗎?
I don't know. Science maybe?
人們就好像，有個很奇特的大笑去令你笑
People that, like, have a very specific laugh make you laugh
你只要看到別人在笑，你就會好像，"我都想在笑並有樂趣耶"
You just see people laughing, and then you're like,
"I 
 wanna be laughing and having fun too!"
那就好像有人打呵欠時，你也會整天在打呵欠
It's like when someone yawns, you yawn all the time
是的，笑是會傳染的。為何笑是會傳染的?這是那樣了
Yeah, laughing is contagious. 
Why is laughing contagious?There we go.
看到嗎?我們這裡正是有個恰當的例子
See? We just case in point right here
有人好像在，哭泣或是我的朋友開始哭泣
Someone's, like, crying or my friends start crying
而他們打電話給我就好像...
and they call me like...
我就好像..."我懂的，阿妞，我懂的...他對你不好
"I'm just like, "I know, girl. I know. He's bad for you."
你有什麼方法去嘗試令你自己忍笑?
What is the technique you try to make yourself not laugh?
嗯，我挺失敗了，那麼我猜我沒有方法
Well, I failed pretty bad, so I guess I didn't have one
嘗試去令自己分心
Try to distract myself.
就是嘗試去，例如，超分析事情，
並用一個複雜的方法去想著它們
Just trying to, like hyperanalyze things 
and think about them in a complicated way
當我自己，我沒有幽默感
By being myself. I have no sense of humor
我嘗試把拳頭塞進口裡
I found trying to shove a fist in the mouth.
是的，你在這樣做，你真的為此而做
Yeah, you were doing that. You were really going for that.
我在啜著我的面頰就像這樣
I was sucking in my cheeks like that
就好像，我告訴自己，"這是不好笑的，你是不會笑到的。"
Like, I tell myself, "This is not funny.You are not going to laugh."
那麼，它就幾乎好像意識支配軀體
So, it's almost like mind over body.
我嘗試去想世界上最可怕的東西
I try to think of the most awful thing in the world.
就好像，在主題公園工作了十年...或者至一生
It's like working at a theme park for ten years...or for life
就好像，想別的東西。我就像想了，"小狗，彩虹...
Like, think of something else. I was like, "Puppies. Rainbows...
餅乾，肉汁。"(那麼死了的小狗呢?)
Biscuits. Gravy." (What about dead puppies?)
噢，噢。太過火了。
Oh, oh. Too far.
噢，現在我很傷心。(但那會很有效耶)
Oh, now I'm sad. (But that would help)
為何"我打賭你可以看這東西時不會笑"的主意成了一樣網上焦點?
Why has the idea of "I bet you 
 can watch without laughing"
become an online thing?
嗯，原因是我們想笑，而我們想要是被動的笑
Well, 'cause we want to laugh.And we want to be made to laugh.
看（影片）已不足夠了，不如一起弄個挑戰出來
Watching isn't enough anymore. Let's make a challenge out of it.
一起弄個挑戰出自觀看手法
Let's make a game out of watching.
我意思是，任何被"忍笑大挑戰"所緊扣著關係的，
都大概是會令人振奮的東西
I mean, anything with the "try not to laugh" 
 tied to it
is probably gonna be something uplifting.
為何你不想去看類似這樣的東西?
Why would you not want to watch something like that?
然後便會有人會像我一樣
And then there are going to be the people like me
很直接的勝出挑戰並說，
who take a challenge very literally and say,
"我是不會因此而笑，沒可能的"
"I'm not laughing at this. No way."
就好像，那是一樣人人都會按來看的東西
Like, that's something that everybody would click on,
因為他們就好像，"是的，我可以他X的不對著這笑。"
'cause they're like, "Yeah, I can fxxking not laugh at that."
然後他們感到好像我一樣沒笑，
And then they feel like me who don't,
之後你便慶賀自己
and then you pat yourself on the back
成功了感覺良好嗎?
Does it feel good to succeed?
感覺是，事實上是，真的很傷心
It feels, actually, really sad,
因為你們傢伙在問我問題，就例如，
'cause you guys are asking me questions like,
"為何你沒有笑?"然後我就好像，"我不知道啊"
"Why didn't you laugh?" and then I'm like, "I don't know,"
接著我腦海就想，我在想"為何我笑不出?我心裡很傷心嗎?"
and then I think about it in my head.
I'm like, 
 "Why am I not laughing? Am I sad inside?"
我是否今天渡過得不好嗎?
Am I just not having a good day?
外面會否有一齣影片，你每次看到時都會令你笑?
Is there a video out there
that just makes 
 you laugh every time you see it?
"Go! Bwaaah!"x2
"華盛頓"，"單身女士小丑舞"
"Washington.","Single Ladies Clown Dance."...
"差不多到處都是，明天都會是炎熱的"(*直譯)
"Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."
這傢伙被警察搜身，
This dude getting frisked by a cop,
而他的褲子，就好像，下垂得很低，
and his pants are, like, sagging really low,
然後警察圍繞他並說，"那是甚麼?"
and then the cop reaches around and he's like, "What's this?"
而他就好像，"那是我的陰莖"
And he's like, "That's my penis."
他就好像，"噢，你的陰莖，好的，抱歉"
He's like, "Oh, your penis. All right, sorry."
實在很好笑耶!
It's so funny!
而最後，到了所有題目最重要的問題是:
And finally, the most important question of all:
不管怎樣，為何我們都會笑呢?(舒緩壓力?)
why do we laugh, anyway?(Stress relief?)
因為我們都感到不舒暢
'Cause we're uncomfortable
X，那真深奧。那真的很深奧。
Fxxk,that's deep. That's really deep.
為何我們會笑?為何我們會哭?
Why do we laugh? Why do we cry?
為何我們會流血?嗯?
Why do we bleed? Hmm?
我不知道阿，基本上，這是我所嘗試的解答
I don't know, basically, is what I'm trying to say.
你們啊，這是個很深奧的問題
You guys, this is a deep question.
在下面留言吧。為何我們會笑?
Write in the comments below. Why do we laugh?
一起讓觀眾也加入這吧
Let's get the audience involved in this.
我有時都會這麼想，信不信由你
I think about that sometimes, believe it or not.
就好像，當我夜晚躺在床上，瞪著我的天花板，
Like, when I'm laying in bed at night staring up at my ceiling,
我不能入睡，我就好像...
I can't fall asleep. I'm just like...
大笑著，就如...
Laughing, like...
就是大笑著和"我將會死...
不論我做了些甚麼，我將會死
No matter what I do, I'm gonna die"~
明顯地這是個自然反應，因為甚至嬰兒們也會笑，
It's obviously a natural response, because even babies do it,
而我們沒有怎樣教導他們，
and we haven't(like) taught them,
"嘿，當事情有趣的時候，你就要這麼做"
"Hey, this is what you do when something is funny."
我不知道和它好極了
I don't know and it's awesome.
我認為笑聲是其中那堆關於使我們人們偉大的東西
I think laughter is one of those things about people
that makes us great.
饑荒，饑餓，可怕的強姦，可怕的事物...
Famine, starvation, terrible rape, terrible things...
遍佈大地，
all over the place,
但事實上，笑是一樣我們開始在...就如，24小時大就會做的事
but the fact that laughter is something that 
we 
 start doing at, like, 24 hours old
是美好的
it's nice.
感謝觀看YouTubers React
Thanks for watching YouTubers React
新一集的YouTubers React會在每隔一個週四出現
New episodes of YouTubers React
comes out every other Thursday,
(我才不會每週翻~)
那麼確定你已訂閱我們所有人
so make sure you subscribe to all of us.
問題是，哪齣影片使你笑得最厲害?
The question is, what video makes you laugh the most?
讓我們在下面的留言知道吧
Let us know in the comments below.
問題是，為何你在*「打赤腳」?那就是題目
Question is, why do you have bare feet? That's the question.
-我在讓他們鬆鬆氣I'm airing them out
-我不認為這是恰當的I don't think it's appropriate
我們在片場的，而你卻在「打赤腳」出來
We're on set, you've got your bare feet out.
-有時你就要放鬆點麻Sometimes you gotta get loose.
-如果你穿回鞋子我會萬分感激
(I would appreciate it 
 if you put your shoes back on.)
嗯...(掰)
Well...(Bye)
為何你仍在這裡?你還未按任何東西耶
Why are you still here? You haven't clicked anything yet.
按任何東西或是離開吧
Click something or leave.
來吧，按個方格，做些東西
Go on, click a box. Do something.
你在虛度此生
You're wasting your life.
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以後不得在本頻道觀看影片，已有先例。)
(先例那位太恐怖，還以為是「厚多士」)
