I will make it my life's mission to destroy you!
Welcome. This is every super villain ever. We have the joker. We've got katana. Black mask.
We've got Harley Quinn, and we've got me.
Jeffery. He's the baddest one. I am not
Dr. Doom mixed with dog the bounty hunter's wife. Hey guys, so I had to wear those platform boots
and I fell. Roll the clip guys.
OOOOOOooooooooooh NICE
Mondays, right?
Alright, let's go murder some people.
Noah and Keith are like playing hands with each other.
You know, this is a super villain's dream
I tied them up, and then they torture each other.
How far is keith's hand up your butt?
The whole hand
the whole hand :^)
Shut up, I'm scary gosh darn it.
noooOO
Yes I am
Crybaby, crybaby, suck yo mama's titty
How intimidating does she look right now?
she looks so good.
these are real, little baby guy skulls
little baby guys live in Fiji in caves
They're miniature people.
yep
they are this big.
yeah, they're called 'little baby guys'
we can blow up..
(　ﾟДﾟ)＜dick cheney's asshole !!!
I already did that last weekend.
in Vegas, yep.
Reeeaaally.. *exasperated gasp*
*monkey sounds*
you can't do it like me
sorry
It's... HAHHAHAHAH
AHH AHHAHH AHHHHHH
It sounds like a chimpanzee.
HEHuhHahaAAh
Hi, I'm superm-
Clark kent.
did not say superman
I- I've heard of him.
he sounds great
shut up Shayne.
Oh my god i'm doing a bit! Olivia.
You do a bit. Go over to Olivia let her do a bit.
Okay, well hello
It's me again
uh, hi
How was that for you? Did you enjoy that bit?
shut up Shayne
I will make it my life's mission to destroy you!
Forgot my keys. see you later, uh "Lek"
If there was one musical I want to be in what would that be?
CATS!
OOHHH
Hey, hey, HEY, HEY. You want to fight?
Bro, this is the worst thing I've ever conducted.
What aisle is the dynamite on?
The guy said aisle 5.
We're on five. I don't see it.
Why do we all have to be here?
If y'all want to get my Costco discount, y'all need to be here.
fine >:o
We can save a fortune by buying in bulk.
I just like having fun.
I mean, you're in a costume
i'm in a costume. Like-
I didn't think comic con was gonna turn out this way.
You know like, I dress up to have fun, but then I end up in some dudes basement
Yeah. I'll be honest. Like, it would be less weird
If there was like some sort of sexual component, but there's not. yeah, I haven't touched you yet and it's been weeks
So I told a lot of lies when i was a puppet. Good news, this doesn't grow when i lie
something else does. I'd be telling lies all day.
i'm here for the condoms
they don't sell condoms at costco
55 pack condoms.
what?
it's crazy
i thought that was the trash bags.
we do save a fortune by buying in bulk.
Here we're in Lex Luthor's office.
Got like, cup things
He's got like, if I look around this...
Minions, I think or something I don't know.
And a little.. WOAH
Nah, I gotta go
Look into my mind. Hold my hand
This is- Oh my goodness, chemistry. I never knew it was there.
oh god.
i've killed her.
ever since the iron giant broke up with me
i've been trying to figure out my own thing.
and tried to get on Battlebots. didn't work out
i got eliminated in the first round by a little remote-control car with a screwdriver
attached to it. tried working as an apple genius. guess i'm a little too
'intimidating'
what's the most evil thing you've ever done?
oh man. one time
i walked across a crosswalk when it was the flashing orange hand.
and that orange hand was telling me not to go, but
i did.
one time i hugged a guy so hard that he was like
'you're hugging me a little too hard' and i was like 'i'm sorry'.
we get it, meatloaf sit down.
i also f**ked a dude.
that was every super villain ever.
i'm really happy that we're here on this tropical island.
i don't like the heat. the alps.
let's make it colder. let's go to the surface of mars
but for real though, shoutout to our, like whole crew. yeah
alright, thank you so much
post in the comments what other ebe's you guys want us to do.
to costco
hey guys, thanks so much for watching.
click the video on the screen to see every superhero ever.
i'm sure you'll be more than pleased with your ultra strong super camouflage
thong bikini. what that's nothing- that's not safe
