 I WROTE AND ILLUSTRATED 
A CHILDREN'S BOOK.
IT'S CALLED "THE SERIOUS GOOSE."
IT IS THE STORY OF A GOOSE WHO'S
SERIOUS.
I REALLY DUG DEEP FOR THIS ONE.
ALL THE MONEY THAT I MAKE FROM 
THE SALE OF THIS BOOK GOES TO 
CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL HERE IN L.A.
AND CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS AROUND 
THE COUNTRY.
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FOR A COPY SIGNED BY THESE 
BEAUTIFUL HANDS.
ALL RIGHT?
OUR FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT IS AN OSCAR-WINNING 
ACTOR WHO IS EXCELLENT IN 
EVERYTHING HE DOES.
HIS NEW MOVIE IS IN 
COLLABORATION WITH CLINT 
EASTWOOD "RICHARD JEWELL" OPENS 
IN THEATRES A WEEK FROM 
TOMORROW.
PLEASE WELCOME SAM ROCKWELL.
♪ 
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: HI.
REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I LIKE THIS THING.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE IT'S YOUR 
THING.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
I THINK MAYBE THE LAST TIME I 
SAW YOU 
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU WERE ON 
STAGE AT THE OSCARS, ACCEPTING 
AN OSCAR.
>> I WAS, AND I DIDN'T GET THE 
JET SKI.
BECAUSE I WAS BLABBING.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, WE DID 
GIVE A JET SKI TO THE SHORTEST 
SPEECH.
YOU GAVE A FUNNY SPEECH AS I 
RECALL.
>> THANKS, THANKS.
SHOUT OUT TO MY DAD AND MY MOM 
AND STUFF, YEAH.
JEE
>> Jimmy: DID YOU TALK ABOUT 
YOUR DAD AND YOUR MOM, AND 
DITCHING SCHOOL AND SEEING A 
MOVIE?
>> YEAH, SAW "ROCKY" AND "SCAR 
FACE".
>> Jimmy: SO THAT NIGHT AFTER 
YOU WIN THE OSCAR, DID YOU CARRY
IT AROUND ALL NIGHT?
>> I DID CARRY IT AROUND, 
BECAUSE THEY WANTED YOU TO TAKE 
PICTURES AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO.
YOU SHOULD.
>> YOU SHOULD.
>> Jimmy: IT MAKES PEOPLE HAPPY 
TO SEE YOU.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
SO THEN WE WENT TO MADONNA'S 
PARTY.
>> Jimmy: WOW, ALL RIGHT.
DO YOU KNOW MADONNA?
>> I DON'T KNOW HER.
I MET HER ONCE.
YOU KNOW, AND THEN WE ENDED UP 
DANCING TWO OR THREE SONGS.
>> Jimmy: WOW, WERE THEY MADONNA
SONGS?
>> WIN THE OSCAR, DANCING WITH 
MADAU N
MADONNA.
WE WERE DANCING TO MOTOWN, I 
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. 
>> Jimmy: WE'RE ABOUT THE SAME 
AGE.
I THINK I WAS ACTUALLY IN LOVE 
WITH MADONNA WHEN I WAS IN HIGH 
SCHOOL.
WHO WASN'T.
WOULD THIS HAVE BLOWN YOUR MIND 
TO TELL A 15-YEAR-OLD SAMMY 
ROCKWELL THAT HE'S GOING TO BE 
DANCING WITH MADONNA, WITH AN 
OSCAR IN HIS HAND?
>> YOU KNOW, I HAD TO PUT IT ON 
THE FLOOR, THEN I WAS WORRIED 
SOMEBODY MIGHT TAKE IT.
YOU KNOW SOMEBODY STOLE FRANCIS 
McDORMOTT'S OSCAR.
>> Jimmy: THEY RETRIEVED THAT 
PRETTY QUICKLY.
ALL RIGHT, SO YOU HAVE THIS 
OSCAR.
THEN WHAT DO YOU DO, WHEN YOU GO
TO NEW YORK, DO YOU CHECK IT OR 
CARRY IT ON.
>> I CHECKED IT ON THE CARRY ON,
AND ACTUALLY I GOT STOPPED FOR A
RANDOM CHECK, AND A VERY YOUNG 
WOMAN, YOUNG GIRL, MAYBE 20, 
TOOK IT OUT OF BAG, AND SHE KIND
OF TOOK IT AND SWABBED IT LIKE 
THIS.
>> Jimmy: OH, SHE SWABBED IT.
>> SHE TOOK IT OUT OF BAG AND 
HAD LIKE THIS SWAB AND WAS 
GOING, NO EXPRESSION, 
LIKE -- AND I WAS LIKE, REALLY?
THAT'S ALL I GET?
THAT'S IT?
AND I DON'T THINK SHE KNEW WHAT 
IT WAS.
IT MAKES ME THINK, WELL, WE 
REALLY DO LIVE IN A HOLLYWOOD 
BUBBLE.
WE THINK SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW 
ABOUT THIS.
>> Jimmy: OR MAYBE SHE'S SEEN SO
MANY OF THEM COMING THROUGH, OH,
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE OF THESE.
>> I GUESS SO.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD DRIVE TO WORK 
ON MONDAY, AND I SAW A GUY ON 
THE STREET, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS
YOU.
>> REALLY?
>> Jimmy: AND I WAS TRYING TO 
GET WHAT I THOUGHT WAS YOUR 
ATTENTION, AND IT WASN'T YOU, IT
TURNED OUT.
AND I LOOKED IT UP TO SEE IF 
WERE YOU IN L.A., BECAUSE I WAS 
LIKE, WHAT THE HELL IS SAM 
ROCKWELL DOING WALKING AROUND 
LIKE THAT?
>> BY THE WAY, IT PROBABLY WAS 
ME, I WALK AROUND SUNSET QUITE A
BIT.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS ON SUNSET, BUT 
IT TURNED OUT YOU WERE IN NEW 
YORK ACCEPTING ANOTHER AWARD 
THAT NIGHT.
>> OH, I WAS.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU BRING THAT 
AWARD THROUGH THE TSA?
>> NO, WE LOST TRACK OF THAT 
AWARD, ACTUALLY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GONE?
>> WE FOUND IT.
>> Jimmy: WHO'S "WE", YOU AND 
YOUR AWARD-HUNTING TEAM?
YOU HAVE GUYS THAT DO THAT?
>> YES, SOME REAL GOMERS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY, HEY!
I WATCH THE SHOW.
YEAH, NO, JUST ME AND MY 
FRIENDS.
EVERYTHING GOT A LITTLE SILLY, 
AND WE LOST TRACK OF IT FOR A 
SECOND IS.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE IT NOW?
>> WE HAVE IT.
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I ENJOYED 
THE MOVIE, RICHARD JEWEL IS 
REALLY GOOD.
SOME OF THE YOUNGER PEOPLE HERE 
AT THE SHOW DIDN'T REALLY KNOW 
ABOUT THIS GUY, BUT IT WAS SUCH 
A HUGE STORY.
>> YOU KNOW, AND I'M EMBARRASSED
TO SAY I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH 
ABOUT IT, EITHER.
JON HAMM REMEMBERS QUITE A BIT.
IT'S AN INCREDIBLE STORY.
>> Jimmy: I REMEMBER IT BECAUSE 
I WAS THERE IN HIS, TOLD THIS, 
YES, I WAS WORKING AT A RADIO 
STATION NEAR L.A.
I WAS THE SPORTS GAY.
WEIGH WENT POUT TO COVER THE 
OLYMPICS, AND THIS GUY HAPPENED 
THE NIGHT BEFORE WE FLEW OUT.
SO ALL THE MEDIA IN THE WORLD 
GATHERED IN THAT PARKING LOT.
>> WERE YOU PART OF THAT CROWD.
>> Jimmy: IT LOOK EXACTLY, 
EXACTLY AS I REMEMBER IT 
LOOKING, WHICH IS REALLY WEIRD.
DID YOU SHOOT IT IN THAT 
ACTUAL -- 
>> WE DID.
THE EXTERIOR WAS THE ACTUAL 
PART.
>> Jimmy: THEY HAVEN'T UPDATED 
THAT PLACE AT ALL.
>> NO, THEY HAVEN'T.
I'M GLAD TO SAY WE DIDN'T SHOOT 
INTERIORS IN THE INTERIORS.
>> Jimmy: EVERY OUTLET IN THE 
WORLD WAS THERE, AND AT THAT 
TIME I'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING 
LIKE THAT.
PEOPLE WERE IN, I THINK THERE 
WERE THOUSANDS OF MEMBERS OF THE
MEDIA IN THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE
EVERYONE WAS THERE FOR THE 
OLYMPICS.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY 
EXPECTED WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, 
BUT I DECIDED TO CALL AND ORDER 
A PIZZA FOR RICHARD JEWEL TO HIS
APARTMENT.
>> YOU WORKING FOR?
>> Jimmy: K-ROCK RADIO HERE IN 
L.A., AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 
FUNNY IF THE WORLD WAS WATCHING 
WHEN A PIZZA GUY PULLED UP AND 
WENT LIKE, WHERE, WHAT'S GOING 
ON?
>> DID HE GET THE PIZZA?
>> Jimmy: THE PIZZA GUY GOT AS 
FAR AS THE PARKING LOT, AND THEN
THE COP SAID, WHAT APARTMENT ARE
YOU GOING TO?
AND I REALLY FELT OUTRAGED, WHAT
ARE THEY TRYING TO STARVE THIS 
GUY OUT OF HIS APARTMENT?
BUT AT THAT TIME IT WAS CRAZE 
EAR, EVERYBODCRAZY, EVERYBODY T 
THE GUY WAS GUILTY.
>> THREY CAUGHT THE REAL GUY.
>> Jimmy: BUT IT'S SUCH AN 
INTERESTING CHARACTER, AND YOU 
CAN REALLY SEE WHY THEY THOUGHT 
HE WAS THE GUY WHO DID IT.
>> NO, IT ALMOST SEEMS LIKE A 
JOHN GRISHAM NOVEL, LIKE THE 
CRUCIBLE OR SOMETHING.
IT'S STRANGER THAN, I -- 
>> Jimmy: I DON'T READ, BUT I'M 
SURE THAT THAT'S TRUE.
I'M NOT REALLY A READER.
>> PHILADELPHIA, A FEW GOOD MEN.
AN OLD-FASHIONED KIND OF 
MELODRAMA.
>> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK 
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LOOK AT 
THE MOVIE CALLED "RICHARD JEWEL 
IS I
JEWEL".
SAM ROCKWELL IS IS SHEER, WE'LL 
BE RIGHT BACK.
>>> YOU BELONG TO ANY EXTREMIST 
GROUPS, RICHARD?
>> NO, I HATE ALL THAT STUFF.
>> THIS IS A CAPITAL CRIME HERE.
THIS IS A DEATH PENALTY.
I CAN HELP YOU, BUT ONLY IF I 
KNOW THE TRUTH.
DID YOU DO THIS?
>> NO.
ARE YOU ASKING IF I DID IT?
>> I'M ASKING IF YOU HAD ANY 
PART OF THE CENTENNIAL BOMBING, 
YES, SO IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO 
DO WITH THIS -- 
>> I DID NOT PLANT THAT BOMB IN 
CENTENNIAL PARK, AND I MADE THE 
MISTAKE OF ASSUMING YOU KNEW 
THAT.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S BEAT 
THE HELL OUT OF THESE BASTARDS.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS SAM ROCKWELL 
AND PAUL RICHARD HAUSER.
>> HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE REAL 
GUY.
>> Jimmy: HE REALLY DOES.
IT'S FUNNY WATCHING HIM.
AND I WENT AND LOOKED AT OLD 
FOOTAGE OF RICHARD JEWELL, HE 
REALLY CAPTURED HIM QUITE WELL.
>> THERE'S A REAL CUT OF HIM IN 
THERE.
>> Jimmy: CLINT EASTWOOD IS THE 
DIRECTOR OF THE MOVIE.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: IS HE SOMEONE YOU 
ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK WITH?
>> YEAH, DEFINITELY.
YOU KNOW, WE GREW UP ON HIS 
FILMS.
>> Jimmy: OH, YES.
>> YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IT'S 
AMAZING.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: I WAS IN JACKSON, 
WYOMING, AND SOMEONE SAID, YEAH,
THIS IS WHERE "EVERY WHICH WAY 
BUT LOOSE" WAS FILMED.
WHAT?
THE ORANGUTAN WAS HERE?
>> BRUCE GORDON.
I GOT TO WATCH THE GAUNTLET WITH
HIM ON THE PLANE, ME AND PAUL, 
AND HE POKED HOLES IN IT AND 
STUFF.
BUT YEAH, HE DOES NOT D
DISAPPOINT.
HE'S GOT STORIES, HE'S CRASH 
LANDED A PLANE LIKE THE SULLY 
MOVIE.
HIS SHOULDER CAME OUT OF HIS 
SOCKET, HE FELL OFF A HORSE IN 
"PALE RIDER" IS.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS NUMBER ONE ON
YOUR LIST THAT YOU WANTED TO 
HEAR ABOUT?
>> THERE WERE SOME GOOD ONES 
ABOUT RICHARD BURTON AND HIM, 
RICHARD BURTON WAS TRYING TO GET
TO THE PUB AS QUICKLY AS 
POSSIBLE, AND THEY WERE ON THIS 
MOTORCYCLE AND THE PASSENGER 
SEAT AND HE WAS IN THE PASSENGER
SEAT, RICHARD BURTON WAS DRIVE, 
CLINT WAS LIKE, MAYBE I BETTER 
DRIVE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
ONE OF THEM IS STILL AROUND.
>> EXACTLY.
EXACTLY.
HE'S VERY HEALTHY.
BUT THERE WAS A LOT OF GOOD 
STUFF.
THERE'S A SCENE IN THE MOVIE 
WHERE WE HAVE ALL THESE GUNS ON 
THE BED.
AND THERE WAS ONE THAT APPEARED 
TO BE A .44 MAGNUM OR .357 
MAGNUM OR SOMETHING, SO PAUL AND
I ARE THERE ALONE WITH CLINT 
THIS THIS BEDROOM, HE GRABS THE 
GUN AND GOES, "".44 MAGNUM, MOS 
POWERFUL GUN IN THE WORLD."
PAUL AND I LOOKED AT EACH LIKE 
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?
THAT'S LIKE WORTH THE WHOLE 
EXPERIENCE, AND HE WAS SETTING 
HIMSELF UP A LITTLE BIT, HE HAS 
A SENSE OF HUMOR.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, WHEN GUYS
LIKE HIM, THESE ICONIC GUYS.
YOU'VE WORKED WITH A LOT OF 
THESE GUYS, WILL GIVE YOU THAT 
STUFF.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW 
THEY DO IT EVERY ONCE IN A 
WHILE, AND IT'S KIND OF A LOVING
THING TO DO.
I THINK IT'S A WAY OF HIM 
TELLING YOU HE LIKES YOU, I 
ASSUME HE LIKE YOU, YOU GET 
ALONG?
>> I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE WORKED WITH 
PACHINO, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.
ARE YOU CLOSE WITH THOSE GUYS?
>> I'M CLOSE WITH CHRIS WALKEN.
WE DID A PLAY TOGETHER AND A 
MOVIE TOGETHER.
HE'S A GREAT GUY, HE'S A GREAT 
GUY.
>> Jimmy: IS HE?
TO ME HE'S ONE OF THE MOST 
MYSTERIOUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
>> YEAH, HE'S REALLY MORE NORMAL
THAN YOU WOULD THINK.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T 
KNOW HOW ABNORMAL I'M THINKING 
HE MIGHT BE.
>> YEAH, NO, I THINK HE DOES 
THAT TO KEEP PEOPLE -- 
>> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME MORE 
INTERESTED IN HIM.
IT'S NOT WORKING IF THAT'S THE 
STRATEGY.
>> YEAH, HE'S ECCENTRIC, BUT 
HE'S VERY FUNNY.
>> Jimmy: IS HE?
>> YEAH, HE'S A VERY FUNNY GUY.
IN REHEARSAL ONE TIME, WE'RE 
DOING THE PLAY, WE'RE HAVING TEA
OR COFFEE, AND HE SAID, YEAH, I 
WOULD HAVE MADE A GREAT POPE.
I SAID, HE SAID I WOULD HAVE 
BEEN VERY LENIENT.
AND SO MARK MCDONOUGH HEARD THAT
AND PUT THAT IN THE MOVIE "SEVEN
PSYCHOPATHS."
SO THAT'S IN THE MOVIE, AND 
CHRIS SAYS -- 
>> Jimmy: WOW, THAT WAS TORN 
FROM REAL LIFE?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU
HERE.
NEXT TIME I SEE YOU OR SOMEONE 
WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU ON SUNSET, 
I'LL BE SURE TO RUN HIM OFF THE 
ROAD.
ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THAT 
FIGHT THIS WEEKEND?
>> I'M VERY EXCITED.
AND BY THE WAY, GUILLERMO, WAS 
THAT YOUR LIVER, YOUR KIDNEY.
>> KIDNEY.
IT HURT REALLY BAD.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PART YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO HIT WHEN YOU'RE 
ACTUALLY BOXING. 
>> NO REALLY, HE'S LIKE JOE 
PESCE IN "RAGING BULL."
>> THAT'S WHY I SAID TWO, NO 
MORE.
IT HURT TOO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: DON'T SAY GUILLERMO 
DOESN'T WORK HARD, HIS WORK DAY 
CONSIST OF LIKE 45 MINUTES.
BUT WHEN HE GETS IN A RING HE 
CAN TAKE ANYBODY.
>> ANYBODY, ANYBODY, YEAH.
>> WELL DONE.
>> Jimmy: SAM ROCKWELL! "RICHARD
JEWELL" OPENS IN THEATRES 
DECEMBER 13TH.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
