- I hate deciding stuff.
I hate it.
I wish a supreme being would
just fly down into my life,
I don't know like a
manticore and just chose
everything for me; what to
wear, what to eat, what to buy,
which Star Wars movie is my favorite.
Eliminating all choice from my life.
I would be the most
grateful manticore servant
in the mantiverse.
(upbeat music)
But alas, my life is filled with choices.
And as a perfectionist,
every single choice
is an invitation to the anxiety
soiree, BYOSB, stress balls.
Dress code: (beep) or business cas-oh no!
And there's no bigger source of choices
spewing at my face than
making these videos.
Look at the editing timeline
of my previous video,
why do people like getting rich?
Each of these cuts is a choice,
not to mention the
layers the clips are on,
the order they're in, what they are,
it's probably thousands of choices
in the pursuit of making
sure the video doesn't suck.
Don't get me wrong, I
love making these videos.
These are choices that
I'm okay with making,
at least until the manticore shows up.
But each choice is draining,
and I only have so much
choice juice in a day.
It's probably why I don't like
making all the other choices
in my life.
It's called decision fatigue,
and when decision fatigue
and perfectionism combined,
it's like the Gatekeeper and
the Keymaster in Ghost Busters.
Not only do ghosts fly
around New York City
and a weird 80's song plays
and Sigourney Weaver floats,
but you get the gozer of decision making:
decision paralysis and that
creates procrastination.
And there you stay Puff Marshmallow man.
Who we gonna call?
Craig Busters!
Does that mean I bust Craigs?
I bust myself?
Nevermind.
But we can solve this problem.
I did a bit of research and
employed my favorite tool
for solving problems, aside
from the dog leg reamer.
It's a really good one;
it really helps me ream stuff.
A list, how to be more decisive.
In order to make better,
quicker decisions,
although not all decisions
have to be quick.
Sometimes you shouldn't rush into things.
I'm looking at you died
blonde hair in college.
I'm not gonna show a picture.
First we need to make guide rails:
points of reference to
keep us from flailing about
like a space donkey as no one says.
Good news: to make these guide rails,
all we have to do is think
about our favorite subject-
Stardew Valley- ourselves.
One: write down goals and priorities.
Don't worry, nobody has died writing down
their priorities and goals.
Well, they may have,
but it was probably for
unrelated reasons.
Here, I'll do it as an example.
My priorities in hierarchy of importance:
one, my family.
If it ever came down to a choice,
I would always choose my family first.
If someone were like, hey,
I'll give you a Snickers
but you gotta leave your family forever.
I'd be like, I'm choosing my family.
What size Snickers though?
I just wanna know.
Two, health: I wanna
exercise, I wanna eat right
so that I live longer so that
I am around my family more
and I have more
opportunity to eat Snickers
in moderation, in a way
that is not unhealthy.
Three, makin' stuff.
This could also technically be "career"
and this complicates things because
I need to do this to make money
so that I can provide for
my family and for my health
and for my Snickers.
This video is not sponsored by Snickers.
But hey, Snickers, if you're interested,
that's great, I have a family to support.
Now goals on the other
hand are more specific.
Something you can celebrate
like scoring a point in soccer,
or to you, Nigel, football.
I have one non-US
viewer; his name's Nigel.
Hi Nigel.
I forget, what do they call
scoring a point in soccer?
- [Announcer] Goal!
- It's not gonna come to me.
Anyway scoring a point is the goal.
You're not gonna celebrate a priority.
Like that would be like--
- [Announcer] Athletic
ability is important to me!
- One, get one million subscribers.
I am so close, guys, so close.
And when I get it, I'll quit.
(laughing) Just kidding, I'll
wait to sell the channel.
(laughing) Just kidding again.
Like, subscribe, hit the bell,
be a good person, call your mother.
Two, make a good movie,
I just wanted to do that for a while.
And the keyword here is good.
It would be easy to make a crappy movie.
I guess the keyword would be movie,
'cause otherwise it would
just be make a good.
Anyway, three, get and stay fit.
This goal could be more specific.
I do have specific things in mind,
but I don't wanna get into that.
I don't have time right now;
I'm making a video about
how to make decisions.
Four, become the all seeing all knowing
space baby at the center of the universe.
This one's just obvious;
who doesn't want that?
Okay now that we've developed
the roots of our decision tree
we can decide which
branches it will sprout
fruit or something.
Second on the list of
how to be more decisive:
reduce or remove small decisions.
This could go a long way
to reduce decision fatigue.
Figure out the decisions
that are just unimportant;
things that you don't need
to do or you could just have
a routine so you don't
have to think about it.
You'll notice that I've
been wearing the same
clothes for years.
I don't have a very large wardrobe,
and I don't put any thought
into what I'm putting on
in the morning.
It has to meet two priorities.
One, keeps me warm enough.
Two, covers my naughty bits.
Some of you will remember I used to drive
a rusty 91 Corolla for like
10 years in the 2000's.
I just didn't feel like
deciding on a new car.
Every single day I eat
pretty much the same thing,
so I don't have to
think about what to eat.
Eliminating all these
decisions gives me more energy
for all these decisions,
or the decisions while
I'm writing a script
to decide where to cut my words
that I'm saying right now.
Knowing your goals and priorities first
can help you decide which
decisions to remove or reduce
or recycle.
Beware though of always
opting out of choosing stuff
when you're with other people.
People don't like being
the one making the choice
'cause then they have the blame.
Why did you choose that
terrible taco place?
Because you weren't choosing anything!
You have terrible taste in
taco places; I blame you hard.
I just chose the first place I saw!
I hate you, I hate your choices.
Best way to avoid this
problem is to not be around
other people; it's also
a good pandemic policy.
Okay now you're good at making decisions.
Every morning you wake up,
you just breeze through
the bull shirt and you're a well-oiled
decision making machine.
But don't actually oil yourself;
that will lead to more choices.
Okay now for the bigger decisions,
the ones that actually matter.
They could be huge like
should we have a baby?
Should we buy a house?
Which Stardew Valley farm should we,
you know, stuff that will
change your life profoundly
for a long time.
And then there's the less big decisions:
what should my next video be about?
Should I work with this client?
Should I fire Nigel?
Nigel's actually my employee,
but he's always showing up late
what with his commute
from Britain and all.
How we decide?
Well that leads to number three
on how to be more decisive.
Identify why you're not deciding.
Probably two main reasons
why you don't decide things.
Fear and lack of information.
Let's do a little experiment.
I'm going to ask you to decide
what you can't decide right now.
Ready?
Decide right now, Bucko!
If your reaction was
(screaming), that means fear.
If your reaction was, what?
That means lack of information.
Or a light Tim Allen impression.
Okay now that you've identified
why you're not deciding,
let's move onto solutions.
Four, widen your options.
This comes from the book
Decisive, which is a great book.
You may be suffering from
what is called narrow framing
or spotlight thinking:
focusing on a few options
and not even realizing
that there are many others.
To avoid this, hold your
hand in front of your face
and just look at the things
and (loud crashing)--
No, no, no, things you
should do is be aware of
binary choices: either/or, yes or no.
And there's probably
actually many other options.
This was brilliantly
illustrated by YouTuber
by the name of Wheezy Waiter in a video
about going to college.
The point is, the answer
doesn't have to be a simple
yes or no, it's more complicated, nuanced.
So when you ask, can you tell me,
is going to college worth it?
The answer is, if you
don't know the answer,
broaden your options.
Totally unintentional that I'm wearing
this same shirt for the
B roll of this video
as I was in that video.
Which shows you, I haven't
gotten new clothes.
By reducing it down to a binary choice,
you might be oversimplifying
and just glossing over
many other things you could do.
Like if you're trying to decide
should I use the last
of my money to buy this
king size Snickers or not?
You should be asking, what
can I do with the extra money
if I buy a smaller Snickers?
Then you're bringing in other options
instead of I get this or I get nothing.
Incidentally you ended up
buying a smaller Snickers
and some Funyuns, but you're
gonna need some breath mints.
You might wanna go look for
some extra money in your car.
So if you're faced with a binary choice,
that's a red flag.
Maybe challenge yourself
to say what would I do
if neither option were possible?
Like if someone's asking you to marry them
and you can't decide, you could say,
live together first, or open marriage,
or maybe we need to fix
your loud chewing first?
Seriously we might need to blend your food
before you eat it like a baby?
In this case, allowing for other options
gets you to try to solve the problems
that are keeping you from saying yes.
All right we've widened
your options, now what?
Five, reality test your assumptions.
This is also in the book Decisive.
Basically this means you need to do more
than just will your
decision into existence.
There is this one hack
that you can do that
scours have been doing for years.
It's called research.
It's a good hack to get smart at stuff.
Depending on what your decision is,
you can read some books, some articles,
ask the social medias,
the Twitters, the Quoras,
the Reddits, what's that
other website called?
In person; talk to people
who have gone through it.
Recognize that you are not
alone in this decision.
Two, experiment.
Again, this depends on
what your decision is,
but you could do things like act as if
the decision has already been
made, and how do you feel?
Shadow someone else who has gone through
a similar experience,
but let them know that you're shadowing.
Unless your goal is to go to jail
'cause you wanna know
what going to jail's like.
Build a prototype, like
if you wanna make a video
but it's a little weird
and you're unsure about it,
put a shorter version up on TikTok first.
Or do what I do, put it up anyway,
and if it's bad, just put
up another one real fast.
See how your decision matches up with
your goals and priorities.
Remember those?
See, I made you do those
earlier; it had a purpose.
Other than me letting you know about my
one million subscriber goal.
Like, subscribe, hit the bell,
clean your room, practice
empathy, comment.
Play devil's advocate, or
ask Keanu Reeves to do so
since he has experience.
Although, warning, I've been
trying, he's very unavailable.
Use the 10/10/10 rule.
Take some time to really
picture how you'll feel
10 minutes after the decision is made,
10 months, 10 years.
When I do this, it
usually becomes apparent
that the decision isn't as
important as I thought it was.
Or if it still is,
I can manage if it was the wrong decision.
Or it becomes apparent
that these are things
I need to do right now.
Like I wish I would've run this experiment
when I was deciding what
to put in my greenhouse
in Stardew Valley.
I would have found and
planted ancient seeds,
I'd have enough money for
a return scepter by now.
Step outside yourself and
be an objective observer.
This is useful because objective observers
are un-feeling jerks and
it can eliminate emotion
from the equation.
I have an advantage 'cause I can use
unfeeling jerk clone.
Should I say I'm gonna
go to Carl's wedding
and postpone my meeting with Mr. Big?
(beep) Carl, you barely know him.
Mr. Big's gonna make big
things happen for you!
But I'll feel bad.
(mockingly) but I'll feel bad.
Feeling are only good for one thing:
when someone goes like this
to your knee like that.
Ah that feels good.
You're right, I'm not gonna go.
But I am kinda hungry.
Eating doesn't achieve
dreams; get to work!
Okay maybe don't be quite that harsh,
but you get the idea.
Six, set a time limit.
Running experiments can be good,
but you risk running into
the overthink sphinx;
nemesis of the manticore decidore.
There's a bunch of things you can do:
mark it down in a calendar,
tell a friend to punch you in
the face with a text reminder.
Draft up a fake contract
with deadlines and sign it.
Honestly what keeps me
productive on this channel
is real deadlines created by sponsors.
This video could've
taken me months to make,
or maybe I wouldn't have even made it
because my perfectionism
would've gotten in the way.
But there's a contract,
try to figure out some
sort of external force
to impose a time limit like that.
Seven, embrace failure.
Ah, hello darkness my old friend.
Failure from the wrong
choice probably won't be
as bad as you think.
Or maybe you're faced
with two good choices
and you're just worried
about which one is better.
And that can paralyze you.
But it's likely you will never
even know which one is better
because you won't know
what would have been.
And it's also likely in this win,
maybe win a little better scenario,
it doesn't matter what you choose.
Choosing sooner is the best option.
Perfect is the enemy of the good.
But failure could happen.
If it happens, learn
from it, troubleshoot.
- Ow!
- Ah, you see?
- And you gain experience
points you would not have had
had you not chosen, unless
you restore your saved game.
Also you can conduct what
is called a pre mortem.
- I'm not dead.
- He says he's not dead.
- Yes he is.
- No I'm not!
- Have contingency plans
before you fail, have a plan B.
Picture how it would feel
to fail to protect your ego.
I think I've been hardwired since birth
to assume failure before I try anything.
That probably gives me confidence issues.
But it also is what makes me a
meticulous writer and editor.
I constantly try to anticipate what people
are going to hate about what I say
or what I am gonna say wrong.
Then when they do say that,
I'm like yeah, I knew it,
I'll just try to be better next time.
Not saying you should always assume
you're gonna fail like I do,
but anticipate the possibility of failure.
Here's an exercise to
get over perfectionism
and fear of failure.
Fail at something, just
intentionally do something crappy.
Write a stupid poem, draw a dumb picture,
maybe publish a really terrible story
under a pseudonym and see
what people say about it.
I'm gonna draw a terrible
picture right now.
It's gonna be of a bunny.
Yep, it's that great.
That's my bunny, very thin necked bunny,
I think his head's gonna fall off.
Obviously I drew this tattoo.
So yeah, just intentionally fail
over and over and over again.
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I couldn't decide what to say here.
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