*WAPOOSH* Top of the morning' to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called Trailmakers.
Which I understand it to be a game kinda like Autocraft or Scrap Mechanic,
or...
What was the other one... Was it Crashtastic?
Is that one of the names of em?
A game where you get in and you build your own vehicles
which I love!
I - I've wanted a game like this again for the longest time,
so I'm - I'm glad there's a new one to play,
cause I love these types of games!
Where I can make my own vehicles, and bound around the environment on my own
That's some of the most fun!
Even though I'm terrible at making creations-
because I make the most generic type of stuff possible!
'Tiny Alpha Course'
Yeah, this game is in Alpha by the way, I should say.
Umm...
Owh!
I can run around!
Look how cute I am!
What the fuck am I doing?
'Press and hold left mouse button while aiming at block to pick it up.'
Oooh! OOOOOH!
I'm picking up all my Lego pieces!
HEY MA!
Why didn't you get me Lego?!
'Press F to enter build mode'.
Okay
Hopefully, this is straightforward enough.
Ughh
I'm probably gonna be terrible at this.
Umm...
We need a seat first and foremost.
Ohhhh, Jesus
It's comin' together, I'm just getting tutorial-ized
Don't you guys even worry about ol' Jackaboy.
OK. Place steering hinges....
Those are good.
Except, I didn't do it right, did I?
There we go I fuckin' put it on this time. Ha Ha HA!
Nicer, Dicer .. and then we do the same over here right?
Boom Jam And a fucking bizidi bap
And we need an engine. Oh God
Select And Save, Nice!
I did it, press and hold left mouse button over everything
YES! Save blueprint.
Ha HAA, I Did it! Press F to try your vehicle
Ohhh... That's very high up though.
oh fuck yeah oh listen to her perr listen to her
that baby go
Jesus cook can down will ya we actually
have to do a course or something like my
little scarf hanging off the back of me
that's adorable I leave no tracks yeah
hey cute I like the ideas one that I
have like a little environment to go
around that it's not just I'm not just
like building stuff and trying them out
in a test arena I actually have places
to go by the world to see see you later
fuckers I'm off on an adventure all of
my own well you can come to you if you
want but it's mainly on my own just me
and my little car right what do we do up
here we have to make more shit okay let
me get out and get this thing what is
this that's nothing I can get okay you
reach the teleport activated by pressing
F I didn't get to fucking see that whoa
see experimenting is the key to success
you are not wrong oh that's cool right I
didn't get anything new I don't think
and I don't really know how to make you
even more badass than you were which
kind of sucks because I'm not the best
at sword that's over what if I were to
engines on you let will that work will
that make you stronger and faster
I don't know if a date
teleportation that activated print it
visible all right okay that's what I had
to do it sounds awesome uh where do I
say oh I've got a block in there and I
saved my progress I've been weird you
keep on insert and delete key what is
happening let's make some trails for
injuries the next teleport station
I can does it he do that I think this
car it's fine for now remaining is the
key to success what are you actually
showing me there's some some jet engines
on the back later consoles
what I want to unlock them I want to
make my car super fucking fast like the
fastest and goes there's a bird up there
more engines equal more speed I did do
it two engines now so I can go 80
fever's before I could only go fit me
I'm learning I'm improving like when
eight got weapons for the first time
okay start move here this is fuck yeah
I'm doing stunts good say nope
you can always build or everyone okay
it's like the most tame stunts the world
has ever seen like fuck yeah put up a
hill and down a hill like yes John
alright where's the next teleport
station
I don't know of the blocks over here
let's just explore all together yeah for
we go yes look at me all these blocks
give me all this Lego it's really pretty
Oh hiya do hahahaha like the Sun in the
distance and the birds played around the
mouth up I don't think I can get up this
oh oh oh oh the little fucking care that
kite that was amazing okay now ease
yourself don't off it
easy does it all Christ
okay holy shit
it is Rhema teria like a phony you could
do that in life you know and you got
really drunk there are sudden you just
like press are usually mix yourself up
you were back to your feet in your fight
let me get up this one Quan person come
on business
fuck yet you're gonna shit one more
engines okay off we go oh right yeah I
mean you don't want to do everything
perfect fuck no let's be perfect do
things a little all over the place a
little hopscotch like bound around my
weight distribution weight disputes of
you keep coming over and make try to
make it wider okay okay
tank it up that that's sad days the side
cold day in hell when jock can't get up
a hill you know what we're going to do
time to enter fucking build more I
didn't just get new engines for a
nothing man
I got new engines for a purpose God had
no Jesus we do God gifted me these
engines for a reason and that reason is
speed and power bring you back a bit so
we can distribute the weight a bit fuck
yeah electricity roll a faster we know I
look like a fucking good
yeah cuz the shit Jax likes to see weird
for the engine in there sacrificing my
engines plan box mode unlock progress e
oh let my foot I didn't even see that
he'll fuckin care I don't like your
feedback sorry I just want to do cool
shit with my car
um what else can we do with this Kerry
do a whole ID or many blocks see little
cool this is ragazza ruin your wind
lands actually the kind of air Silas
corner are you slating we latent means
for the handbrake boxing I'm adorable I
do look like a little Lego man what are
all those birds are doing the distance
those are vultures are they gonna eat me
if I die
I mean hopefully not have any more
engines no I love the sound it makes
so they get dragon close like a beast
yeah just the fuckin turn the greatest
oh she got her loud power but she don't
go hella high maneuverability you know
I'm saying fuck ya n ow ow ah fuck
repair that shit okay okay okay okay I
might be a little all over the place
weight-wise because now I just keep
flying over and stop myself that's not
what you want to be seen save some more
new items clay like jet engines or
something I'd like that progress things
thanks bro now I put over fuck yeah
that's my little dude er well they get
suspension perfect for going offroad
substance costs seven
I don't have to try that bro I'll have
to dry up to try that shit take you all
for a sec maybe I can put suspension in
the back um what I don't know how you
work
can you turn um turn turn
that's how you work right yeah hey put
the wheel on this if I fucking could
there we go now you're waiting it out a
good bit I'm not sure I like that I like
the way you were mean but then she
picked though so it's not about how many
I have I don't have like five engines
and then I use that I just have engines
can I even put suspension on steering
things and then it costs a certain
amount to put them on okay it seems to
work
I mean it's working about as well as
Frankenstein worked Frankenstein was
pretty fucking cool
I mean he went all about you
motherfucker yeah I like it you write as
fast as you were before because now
you're struggling with the whole of
perception of stability but your cutest
book oh yeah run bitches yes okay you
might have a bit too much weight in the
front but if I put too much in the back
then you just going to take off maybe we
don't need suspension in the front maybe
we just needed in the back I don't know
I think real cars need suspension though
maybe I put the suspension on a block
and then I put the the steering modules
on those blocks I know but I'm happy
with my little hop hablar here so this
is just gathering
something I can spend oh shit fly on the
wings of love
hahahaha no go back there right so get
off me you're a piece of shite now
because of this hmm
I'm sorry see a bit of a problem when it
comes to the whole suspension game oh
wait this might be fine can you go over
this come on buddy come on buddy
oh yeah premature celebration take
control your vehicle in the air well you
have some sort of fucking jet on the
back of yours I you know what has that
where's my fuckin jets non-existent
that's where you're i'ma do it anyway
i'ma do it anyway
nobody's gonna tell jack what he can or
can't do oh yes yes yes do what I mean
you see what I fuckin mean nobody tell
me what to do the back there really good
weed I'm just going to pretend that I am
jet engine
yes fucking move it
slow down cannot repair while moving Oh
says you where to reach the standard of
me game oh oh oh do not insult the game
it will not go in your favor let me get
out around this Oh
Bobby just go over here oh fuck oh fuck
oh this is bad respawn they still keep
my jet engines ha ha ha
woohoo shits about to go oh ok sometimes
the the making of shit is kind of all
over the place in this game kinda hard
right how do we trigger the jet engine
ok I need to repair first because I'm a
little bastard Oh
oh there we go
Luke spacerino right I want to get over
there this is going to be awesome
it is going to be super cool right need
to test this out in the proper fashion
on the open road let's see how fast we
can get oh yes oh yes are you like this
okay I like it less now I sure what am i
doing there's a fucking pathway over
here to lie on the wing the love fly
baby fly oh fuck oh fuck
Regenesis you don't think my problem is
I didn't have enough thrust that's
probably it
two engines are good why don't you buy
two engine good that's that's the mass
of jack see how heavy are we getting
though are you alright you you're
already taking damage just by landing on
the ground and that bad that's bad
maybe we should be okay to say because
what I have to do I can't trust when I'm
in the air I know an air trusting is
like what I do best but what I have to
do is line up the shot get the speed oh
fuck okay okay there's a pet who's goose
little history no there got gotcha so I
need to light it up and just go straight
and not deviate from the plan
chance number two are y'all ready are
y'all sittin down y'all puckered up here
we look and go yes
don't touch it so don't touch it don't
don't touch it
why do you go sideways everything on you
is symmetrical you should just be going
forward just go I'll just turn on
engines maybe that's enough maybe that's
enough see where you turning right just
get over the fucking thing
if you're going straight you would have
had that but no you have to go fucking
long ways and get across more ocean that
way what is that you see what the
problem is don't you
right I mean it's pretty obvious who
wouldn't be able to see the problem it's
that I don't have enough jet engines
let's that's when it seems to be a
recurring problem for me is not enough
jet engines are we okay now are we are
we stable I mean the world we ever
fuckin stable to begin with so big life
we're never fully stable right now what
you need to do is aim that way and then
you're probably going to turn right
eventually so hopefully I'll have lined
this up in such a way no you're not
turning what now you didn't talk about
what is happening all we need to do is
make it out over that fuck shit out god
damn it release I lost half my fucking
ship the thing is showing me a truck
like this what am i real just fell off
oh god oh god only a jet powered engine
is a terrible idea
this is awful that's what the thing
showed me maybe I was supposed to have
maybe I was supposed to have like one
engine on it maybe it's just so I can
have some sort of reprieve from the
ravages of God
ah back to normality right right I'm
going by what the fucking image showed
me this is terrible I got an idea I got
an idea I know how this is supposed to
work
it's what I'm in the air that I'm
supposed to kick it off that's what it's
shown me that's what it shows on two
things
watch see what I mean
I will not be defeated by you game I
will not be bested by a bunch of
polygons and pixels
go keep playing keep playing keep like
you almost made it you're there either
you're fine it's just this piece of shit
that died we have something no we have
we have the technology I just need to
balance it out that's all it is you
planned your design your mission track
is Action Man we have created the
world's first playing her ah so close I
need I need okay I need to line it up
better I need to line it up fully to
begin with I can't just like change
direction at the end I need to get all
the speed I can leading into that jump
okay slow it on down and it pisses me
off that I have to start at the top of that fucking
hill every time and it can't just start
here okay
let's fucking do this okay careful going
over that hill here we go here we go
here we go and then release, and then aghh I need to
get the back up and then take off again
why can't you just do that for me ... maybe
my distributions all bad that's why the
last effort I'm making on the Wright
brothers plans for the first car in
space fuck shit cock balls okay well I'm
gonna leave this episode of trail makers
here I will be back I will figure this
out since that this episode was just
to test out what the game could
do and what you have in the game and I
want to I want to do this that I want to
take the time to do it properly and
actually figure out the weight
distribution and the different types of
vehicles and everything that I can make
oh wait
what about this way yes everything's
fucking broken all the time apparently
no I was facing the other way let's try
and get out over this
but hey fuckin did it though I'm here
I'm fine yes finally I made it out over
something maybe maybe I can make wings
maybe something they'll give me wings
and then I can actually get out over it
coz fuck that other path
what are you late front lights up the
environment when it's dark
well I don't need fucking lights what
else would I get shield plates provides
extra protection I don't need protection
either I need aerodynamic efficiency I
need to get up into the air I need to
stay in the air and I need to fly around
as godlike as I possibly can
but you're giving me more ramps and I'm
a man too can't say no to a good fucking
ramp, see that's what I needed to do on the
other one and then he just do Zippity
Bop and you're back to where you need to
be you're all put back together again nice
very nice very good I like it what is
this over here can you give me something
like ailerons or something like that
well what even are you giving me
gridlock small smaller version of the
gridlock all right I mean I guess that
makes sense
can't really deny that that's what it was
watch this watch this sexy jump watch
this sexy jump I'm still gonna do it I'm
still going to sexy jump oh look we never
slow down at all it was it was all part
of the plan yeah fuck okay well now I'm
going to leave this episode here we got
a little bit more done good I feel
better about that so I've collected more
parts I should be able to build this
into a more efficient model umm I'm just
losing patience with it right now
because I don't know what to do I
tried a bunch of different ways but I
get it done so that when it gets up into
the air the distribution naturally makes
it like fly back and then you can boost
out over because that's what I need
to do because right now when I get up
into the air and I start tilting it back
when I boost for when I boost it just
goes right into the ground so I need to
figure that out but for now thank you
guys so much watching this episode if
you liked it punch that like button in the face
like a boss
and high fives all around
Thank you guys and
I will see all you dudes in the next video
if you ever need to test out the
autofocus on the camera just let me do
my outro in front of it it's just trying
to keep up all the time
