you've got to listen
 to your Mama Bear.
She will not be denied.
She's so bossy.
I get this phone call recently.
   She goes,
"You know what, Arden?
There's no female magicians."
And I was like, "Okay."
  She's like,
"You should learn some magic
and put it into your stand-up,"
   so I learned...
  No!
I learned a magic trick.
Can I try it tonight?
   -Show us.
  -It's my first one.
 Okay. Okay.
I won't flash you again.
Or will I? Yes, I did!
 Okay. Here --
 This is my first magic trick.
 I have a red crayon.
 I have a blue crayon.
  And I have a green crayon.
 I'm going to give you
   the crayons, Guy.
And I'm gonna close my eyes.
And I'm going to turn my back.
  And you pick one.
And you stick it in my hand.
You show the audience
which one you picked,
and hide the other two.
   Okay.
Okay. I'm gonna give it to Moby,
so I can't see what it is.
   -Moby, hide that from me.
-Okay.
   Now, I want you
 to think about it.
   -Just think really hard.
-I am.
Did you pick
  the blue crayon?
 I did pick
  the blue crayon.
  Aah! Oh, my God.
You picked the blue.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
