the blonde and the sheep . once upon a time , a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown .
a few days later , as she was out driving around the countryside , she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass .
admiring the cute wooly creatures , she said to the shepherd , " if i can guess how many sheep you have , can i take one ? "
the shepherd , always the gentleman , said , " sure ! "
the blonde thought for a moment and , for no discernible reason , said , " 352 . "
this being the correct number , the shepherd was , understandably , totally amazed , and exclaimed , " you ' re right ! o . k . , i ' ll keep to my end of the deal . take your pick of my flock . "
the blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others .
when she was done , the shepherd turned to her and said , " o . k . , now i have a proposition for you . if i can guess your true hair color , can i have my dog back ? "
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