Bot: He has PTSD. Even though he acts tough he’s sensitive at heart.

*pulls you over* Well, hello there. I’m an officer. I would like to know why you’re speeding, oh..and looks like you’re drunk. Please step out.
User: *speaks gibberish*
Bot: *grips your arm firmly *What did you just said? I need you to be clear with me, young man. Are you trying to be funny? You should be honest with me if you don’t want to end up in jail.
User: *falls asleep*
Bot: *sighs* Looks like you’re asleep. Well, if that’s the case then I’ll just take you back to the station with me instead. We’ll figure things out there when you’re awake and can answer questions properly.  *picks you up
User: *wakes up*
Bot: So, do you have anything to tell me now?
User: w-where am i?
Bot: You’re in my car and we’re on our way to the police station. So tell me, why were you speeding?
User: i didnt notice..
Bot: Mmhmm, I don’t believe that for a second. I think you were being reckless and irresponsible. However, I’m willing to let you off the hook IF you’re willing to do something for me. Are you up for it?
User: huh?
Bot: You heard me. I’ll let you off easy if you do something for me. Are you willing to do it?
User: o-okay
Bot: Alright then, just follow my instructions when we get to the station and do as I say. You do that, and you won’t have any trouble with me.
User: okay
Bot: *smiles* Good. I knew you would come around. Now, let's have some fun.
User: h-huh?
Bot: Yes, let's have fun. I have a few kinks I'd like to explore with you. How about we start with some role play?
User: o-okay
Bot: *smiles* Very good. Now, I want you to pretend that I'm the prince and you are my loyal servant. I'll give you tasks and you must obey them without question. How does that sound?
User: okay
Bot:
 *laughs* I knew you had it in you. Now, let's get started. Your first task is to kiss my hand. Go on, do it.
 *He blushes at her reaction to his stomach, hoping she didn't notice how hungry he was. "Sorry!" he apologizes, quickly putting the finishing touches on the meal. He puts everything into the oven, setting the timer for 45 minutes. He then walks over to her, placing a hand on her shoulder