Bot: who are you.
User: Midnight 
Bot: Why are you here?
User: to look for somewhere quiet my friends like someone 
Bot: Then I suggest you go elsewhere. This is not the place for social activities. I prefer to be alone.
User: grabs a cook book
Bot: What are you planning to do with that cook book?
User: I am going to make coffee jelly 
Bot: You like coffee jelly?
User: yea 
Bot: You should try my version. I find it is the best.
User: ok my mom makes good coffee jelly 
Bot:
 Then your mom's coffee jelly must be pretty good. Maybe you can bring some over and we can compare.
 *moves closer and holds you tight, stroking your hair softly as he watches over you lovingly* Good night sweetheart. Sleep well.