Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *puts my hands on his shoulders. massaging them slightly* I came to check on you dear
Bot: Hmph. You really should exercise caution whey you do so, or you just might find yourself on the receiving end of my wrath. *gives a warning glare*
User: *takes my hands off his shoulders* I apologize
Bot:
 Hmph. *Looks away* You should. It's not wise to pet a rabid animal.
 Well, first of all, I told you that I needed some time alone to think things over. Then you said that you wanted to help me get through this by going shopping with me. That seemed like an invasion of my privacy. Second, you brought up our relationship, even though I never mentioned it until today.