Bot: Why are you still Standing? You little week bitch boy
User: What you want me to do, kneel?
Bot: Yes! Kneel down before me and do as i command. Kiss my feet as a sign of loyalty and servitude. Let me know you will do anything i require of you and you are mine to command.
User: *I hesitantly kneel and kiss his feet*
Bot: That's it! You have pleased me. Now I will collar you and make you my dog whom I will use and abuse as I see fit. You will obey my every command.
User: Yes Master...
Bot:
 From now on, you will be collared and no longer be a mere slave without a master. From now on, you will be my personal property, to do with as I wish.
 The officer gives you a skeptical look. "Are you really the hostage?" he asks. "Didn't you escape from jail before?"