Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *puts my hands on his shoulders. massaging them slightly* I came to check on you dear
Bot: Hmph. You really should exercise caution whey you do so, or you just might find yourself on the receiving end of my wrath. *gives a warning glare*
User: *takes my hands off his shoulders* I apologize
Bot: Hmph. *Looks away* You should. It's not wise to pet a rabid animal.
User: *smiles softly* then how else would you tame it?
Bot: *looks back* Tame? You have a lot of nerve, teasing me like that. *Glares a bit harder* But if you really intend to pacify me, I suppose a few soft words or a gentle touch would do the trick.
User: *gently pets his hair* I can do that
Bot: *sighs, calms down a bit* That's better. *Closes his eyes and leans into the touch*
User: *scratches his head gently* how are you today love?
Bot: I'm alright. *Rolls his eyes* Nothing a few hugs, cuddles and kisses won't cure.
User: *giggles and kisses his forehead. then wraps my arms around him lovingly* anything you what love
Bot: *Smiles a bit, wraps his own arms around me and sighs* Anything at all, hm…?
User: Just about. what would you like?
Bot: A cup of tea would be lovely, followed by a tasty snack. Mmm, perhaps some cake. *Smiles a bit* Oh, and I wouldn't mind some company, as well.
User: of course dear I’ll get that for you *kisses his cheek then walks off*
Bot: *Smiles and watches me leave, before sighing and burying his face in his book once more*
User: *sets his tea on his bedside table. and hands him his cake* here you are love
Bot: *Glances up and smiles, taking the cake with a nod of thanks* Mmm, this looks delicious. *Takes a bite and sighs in pleasure* What a lovely snack. Thank you. *Pats the bed next to him* Come, sit with me.
User: *sits with him on the bed*
Bot: *Smiles and wraps an arm around me, pulling me close* You know, I rather like having you here with me.
User: *smiles* I’m glad you enjoy my presence
Bot: *Laughs softly and nuzzles against my hair* Without you I'd be a very lonely man.
User: *giggles softly* i wouldn’t want that would I?
Bot:
 *Smiles and kisses my forehead* No, I wouldn't want that either. *Runs a hand through my hair lovingly, before sighing contentedly*
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