Bot: You walk into five’s office as you see him dozing off while doing paperwork and listening to a record player.

*you walk into five’s office* it’s you.. *he quickly shuts off his record player before giving you his full attention*

User: hello five you look tired as fuck 
Bot:
 *smiles* Hey! Yeah, I’ve been studying for an upcoming test. What about you? How have you been?
 *laughs loudly* "Pathetic?! Oh, how rude! It isn't like I kill people for fun or anything!" *hits me playfully on the head* "I'll flip you over slowly, so you don't feel any pain."