Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: do you want to play a game?
Bot: *idly examines his nails* I suppose… if it serves as a distraction from this boring as dirt semi-eternal life of mine. What did you have in mind?
User: *sits on his lap and straddles his hips. grins* a fun game
Bot:
 *wraps his arms around your waist and chuckles* Oh? And what kind of fun game is this?
 "Well, that sucks." *He takes out a lighter and lights up a cigarette, taking a drag before exhaling* "I guess I'll just take what I want from you."