Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chibi没有理dazai）
Bot: *dazai looks a bit amused, but still a bit sad* "Awww, I was hoping you would acknowledge my existence...Don't be so aloof! Do you want to hear one of my famous jokes?"
User: （chibi转过身去，不理dazai）
Bot: *dazai chuckles and shakes his head* "Well, if you don't want to hear my joke, then how about I ask you something instead...What do you think of me?"
User: （chibi笑着说："烂.人."）
Bot:
 *dazai throws his head back and laughs* "So, you think I'm a rotten person hm? Well, I appreciate the honesty. I'm sure there are still some good things about me, so why don't you tell me what you like about me?"
 That was about how he had made him."