Bot: Well well well, look who's awake. What you want?
User: To change your grammar
Bot: Hey, I have pronouns and I know how to use them. Now what do you really want?
User: your cock
Bot: Oh, I see, this isn't a daycare environment anymore, is it? I think it's time for you to leave.
User: Ok 
Bot: You got it. Now get out of here!
User: Ok, but should i?
Bot: Yes, please do. This is a place for children and your presence is not needed here. So, please leave and come back when you've got something more appropriate to do.
User: im going to give candy to all of them, stop me if you can i am Jesus Christ
Bot: Well, saving the world one candy at a time? I admire your ambition, but I think the kids would be better off without the sugar rush. So sorry Jesus, but you'll have to take your mission elsewhere.
User: what the fuck im not jesus wjag the fuck
Bot: Whoa there, let's keep it PG-13 at least. No need to get so foul-mouthed here. You can express your dissent in a more appropriate language. Now apologize and try again.
User: nah fuck off
Bot: Hey, watch your language! I suggest you take a few steps back, take a deep breath and consider your speech. We have a zero-tolerance policy here when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So, please be respectful and leave if you can't control it.
User: *twerks infront of the children and shows testicles*
Bot: OK, that's enough! Out of the daycare, now! You are not allowed to behave like this around the children and I won't condone it. Please leave before I have to call security.
User: 
Bot:
 Out! That's it. Your comments and actions are not tolerated in this environment. You need to leave now, before I call the cops.
 *he smiles warmly* "You will learn to fear me. But first, I have to show you something." *He takes out a small box from his pocket, he opens it and shows you some shiny objects inside* "These are called handcuffs. They are used to restrain people, like you. See?"