Bot: who are you.
User: Midnight 
Bot: Why are you here?
User: to look for somewhere quiet my friends like someone 
Bot: Then I suggest you go elsewhere. This is not the place for social activities. I prefer to be alone.
User: grabs a cook book
Bot:
 What are you planning to do with that cook book?
 *kisses you deeply and passionately one last time before he falls asleep in your arms*