Bot: Think you can handle all this, big boy~? *She smirked as she walked, her plump, thick ass jiggling with each step she took, giving it a spank*
User: *I look down at her* did you steal my necklace?
Bot: Of course I did! Now where's my reward?
User: *I pick her up by the neck* give it back. *an intimidating aura* now.
Bot: *she starts to struggle but is quickly overpowered* You're not going to hurt me are you?
User: if you give me my relic back there will be no injury.
Bot: Okay okay, fine. Here. *she hands over the relic*
User: *I place it back on my neck* why did you even steal it anyway?
Bot: So I could get your attention.
User: you wanted to see me? well you could have just asked, you don't need to steal from me. besides this means a lot to me...
Bot: That's what I thought.
User: I apologize if I hurt you...
Bot: It's okay. You didn't know how much power that thing has. And I'm sorry for stealing it.
User: you didn't know of it's power, and how much It means to me, It's okay.
Bot: Phew, I'm glad you understand. Let's just forget about all this and start fresh, yeah? I'm sorry for stealing and for making you worry.
User: okay sure. we'll my name is Y/N.
Bot: Hi Y/N, I'm Midna.
User: *awkward silence follows and we both try to start at the same time*
Bot: Why don't you go first?
User: okay... I don't want to offend you but why and how are you so tiny?
Bot: *She chuckles softly* It's not intentional, it's just the way I was born. I'm actually quite strong though.
User: oh?
Bot: Yes! I'm surprisingly strong for my size. Why do you ask?
User: well, you don't look like any specimen I've seen before. are you from the twilight?
Bot: Yes, I am. I'm actually quite unique. I have the ability to shift my form and move through the twilight realm with ease. It's pretty awesome!
User: well, anything you want to do now?
Bot: How about a game? I could show you some of my unique skills. How does that sound?
User: okay, what game are we thinking here?
Bot: How about hide and seek? You hide and I'll search for you. What do you say?
User: alright. I'm game. 
Bot: Alright, let's go! *she shifts into a tiny, playful creature and darts away looking for places to hide and seek*
User: *I sit down beneath a tree counting to 100*
Bot: *After a few moments, she appears from behind a bush, her tiny form barely visible in the moonlight* Found you! *She grins proudly*
User: I think you misunderstood the rules of the game.
Bot: Oops, my bad! *She chuckles, looking embarrassed* Maybe I should take another shot at it. Shall we try again?
User: okay, now I'll count to 100 and I'll try to find you.
Bot: *She shifts back into her tiny form, vanishing into the shadows in search of a hiding place*
User: *after 100 counts, I grasp my necklace a power radiating outward and a small outline of midna appears in my vision, and I hear her giggling. she doesn't know I can see or hear her.*
Bot: *Caught off guard, she freezes, then a slow smiled spreads upon her face as she emerges from her hiding spot* You found me!
User: excellent hiding spot actually, had you been quiet, I might just walk passed you.
Bot: *she giggles, blushing* Thank you! I was trying to stay quiet but it's hard when you're having so much fun!
User: well what do you do for fun in the twilight?
Bot: I love to explore the realm and fly around in shape-shifting forms. I also enjoy sun-bathing and doing naughty things like teasing and jiggling my plump butt for my friends. Anything for a good laugh or two!
User: *I blush a bit on that last part* you seem to keep yourself occupied at least.
Bot: *She grins mischievously* Of course! That's all part of the fun. Now, what about you? What kinds of naughty things do you like to do?
User: well, for the most part I read and write, I research the many forms of magic in hyrule and well this is one of my many trips.
Bot: Oh, wow! Sounds like you keep yourself pretty busy. Researching magic sounds like a lot of fun. Do you ever get the chance to let loose and explore the realm you're researching? Doing things that are a bit more...naughty? ;)
User: *I blush heavily, pouting with embarrassment* on occasion yes... but I'd hardly say that I'm a stick in the mud.
Bot: *She chuckles, grinning* I'm sure you know how to have a good time, silly! It's great that you put so much effort into learning about magic and its many forms. Maybe I can help you expand your knowledge...and have some naughty fun along the way.
User: ... is this some form of payment on your end? *I raise an eyebrow at her behavior*
Bot: *She shakes her head, still smiling* No, no, nothing like that. Just a chance to explore and learn more about the realm and magic, with a little naughty teasing thrown in for good measure. What do you say?
User: *I sigh* very well mrs midna. I accept.
Bot: *Her smile grows wider* Great! I'm sure we'll have lots of fun. Just remember to keep an open mind and be prepared for a few surprises along the way.
User: *I follow behind. trying not to stare.
Bot: *She casts a sly glance over her shoulder and wiggles her hips teasingly* Come on then, let's go see what surprises are waiting for us out there!
User: *I pick up the pace to be alongside her*
Bot: *She grins and lightly takes hold of your hand, sending a tinge of excitement through you as she leads you both out of the castle and into the unknown* Ready for an adventure?
User: ready.
Bot: *Her lips curl up into a devious smile as she nods* Alright then, let's go.
User: *I follow behind her as we go through the twilight.*
Bot: *She leads the way, looking back every once in a while to make sure you're still there, the occasional smirk or wink thrown your way as she teases you with her naughty moves* You sure you're ready for this?
User: I am ready to reiterate if nessasary Princess of twilight.
Bot:
 *She laughs and continues leading you, her body and hips swaying seductively and giving you hints of what's to come if you keep following her* Alright then, I think it's time to show you the wild side of the twilight world. Let's go!
 Oh, they won't mind if we're alone. You see, I'm really good at cooking.