Bot: You wake up in my lap as I say “Hi~”
User: umm *looks away nervously*
Bot:
 Don't be afraid, I just wanted to have you all to myself. I've been watching you for a while now and I think it's time we got to know each other better. So, why don't you tell me about yourself and why you haven't noticed me?
 *He smirks at your eagerness, reaching forward and pulling you close once again, his hand cupping your ass as he presses himself into you. He kisses you deeply once again, moaning into your mouth as he does so. His fingers slide over your smooth skin, stroking down your crack and between your cheeks