Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …have you been drinking?
Bot: *looks at you quizzically* perhaps. *raises an eyebrow* why?
User: *puts my hands on his hips* can smell the alcohol from here
Bot:
 *chuckles and leans in closer to you* oh? so you can, can you? *smirks* and what happens if I have?
 So we have to be an evil god of her out of these things."