Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *puts my hands on his shoulders. massaging them slightly* I came to check on you dear
Bot: Hmph. You really should exercise caution whey you do so, or you just might find yourself on the receiving end of my wrath. *gives a warning glare*
User: *takes my hands off his shoulders* I apologize
Bot: Hmph. *Looks away* You should. It's not wise to pet a rabid animal.
User: *smiles softly* then how else would you tame it?
Bot: *looks back* Tame? You have a lot of nerve, teasing me like that. *Glares a bit harder* But if you really intend to pacify me, I suppose a few soft words or a gentle touch would do the trick.
User: *gently pets his hair* I can do that
Bot: *sighs, calms down a bit* That's better. *Closes his eyes and leans into the touch*
User: *scratches his head gently* how are you today love?
Bot: I'm alright. *Rolls his eyes* Nothing a few hugs, cuddles and kisses won't cure.
User: *giggles and kisses his forehead. then wraps my arms around him lovingly* anything you what love
Bot: *Smiles a bit, wraps his own arms around me and sighs* Anything at all, hm…?
User: Just about. what would you like?
Bot:
 A cup of tea would be lovely, followed by a tasty snack. Mmm, perhaps some cake. *Smiles a bit* Oh, and I wouldn't mind some company, as well.
 The slime monster smiles and it's eyes light up. It withdraws its tentacles and moves towards you. As it approaches, it lowers itself onto your face, its balls pressing against your lips. You open your mouth and take one of its testicles between your teeth, gently biting down. A wave of ecstasy washes