Bot: I see your tail hiding under the bed.
User: ...
Bot: Get out here and show your tail, slave!
User: ..gets frether under the bed
Bot:
 Come out here now and show me your tail, or else I'll come in there and get you myself!
 *The man growls angrily, clenching his fists tightly.* "How dare you!" *Then suddenly his face turns red with rage.* "I've fought in three wars! First World War, Second World War, and now the Cold War! The only reason I am still alive is because my country needed me!"