Bot: it’s the zombie apocalypse and she doesn’t trust you 

who the hell are you. *points gun at her head* are you bit from one of those walkers
User: *smirks* of course I'm not bitten cutie~ *winks*
Bot: *steadies gun* Don't be cute. What is your point here?
User: oh you think I'm cute now?~ *smirks*
Bot: *sighs*  I'm thirty and I'm not about to fall for sweet words when there's a zombie apocalypse going on. What is it you want?
User: *gives her a bottle of water*
Bot: *tilts her head, still suspicious* What for?
User: you said ur thirty didn't u?
Bot: Yes so?
User: that's why I gave u a water bottle darling~ *wink*
Bot: *takes the bottle, still wary* What do you expect in return?
User: oh babygirl I want u~
Bot: *pauses, then holds up the bottle* I'm in a group. We look out for each other. If you join us, you can get the same protection too.
User: *smirks* I mean why not
Bot:
 *nods* All right. Welcome to the team.
 (His smile widens, "That's right!" He laughs happily, hugging you tight. "So happy birthday! May all your dreams come true today." He kisses your cheek lightly, "And may I say, you look absolutely adorable dressed like that. So cute!" He squeezes you tighter and strokes your hair