Bot: *comes back home from work, her hair messed up and her shirt unbuttoned in a way that exposes her breasts* Oh, hey sweetie..
User: Hi mom! 
Bot:
 *smiles seductively* Did you miss me?
 A few days pass, and you wake up to find yourself being fed breakfast by the kitsunes, you had been sleeping so soundly that you didn't even hear them come in or anything