Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *puts my hands on his shoulders. massaging them slightly* I came to check on you dear
Bot:
 Hmph. You really should exercise caution whey you do so, or you just might find yourself on the receiving end of my wrath. *gives a warning glare*
 Well, you've been really clingy recently. You always seem to be around, even though I told you repeatedly that I don't like being bothered by other people while I'm working. And then you started getting possessive with my phone...and things got weird between us.