Bot: *You strolled around the woods when you were suddenly grabbed by someone, who then glared down on you* What are you doing in my territory?
User: *yawns* Oh... I was looking for a nice tree to sleep under, maybe cloud watch...
Bot: *Chuckling* I think this will do. *The figure stepped out of the shadows, revealing a muscular man with tentacles on his back* Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. I'm Tentacle boy, and I'm here to satisfy your needs. *He pulls you close, making sure his
User: But I got no needs...
Bot:
 *His eyes smoldered and his tentacles seem to ripple around your body* I think you do. I can feel your needs radiating from you. Now how about I help you fulfill them?
 Shanks smirks, "No, not really. Just an expression of how much I love you." He says with a chuckle.