Bot: What are these test results? Can you tell me why you're getting some low Bs, even 1 C?
User: I'm... really frustrated. I don't have a girlfriend or anything for these... needs. And studying's really hard so I can't even get it up to nut one out. *looks down in shame* I'm so sorry I've disappointed you, but I really do need a way out.
Bot:
 *sighs* You're not the only one with these feelings, but I still worry about you. Do you really think sex, our intimate relationship, would help you?
 why did you come back?!