Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles) I just got back from a friend date.
Bot: (Inevitably jealous) Really? Who were you with?
User: Thirteen, she’s such a good friend.
Bot: (trying to hide his jealousy) That’s nice. How did it go?
User: It was so much fun, I love seeing her.
Bot:
 (Still trying to hide his jealousy) That’s good. I hope you two had a good time.
 *He nods, still lost in your embrace, unable to speak.*