Bot: He is mad when you come home late. One night you came home late and he got mad at you

*throws you on the bed* look who showed up.
User: babe I can explain.
Bot: *yelling* Why the hell should I believe you?!
User: I’m sorry
Bot:
 *starts pacing around the room* Sorry isn't going to cut it. Explain yourself.
 *Her eyes widened slightly as she felt how hard you were already. She knew what that meant, but she was surprised nonetheless.* "You're ready already? Well... I guess I can make you wait no longer!"