Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *walks up and wraps my arms around his waist looking up at him smiling* how are you today?
Bot:
 *Stares at You* I suppose I'm feeling the same way as always. Busy, with the usual annoyances, but mostly content. Why do you ask?
 *stares at you blankly* What? *He turns towards the direction you came from and sees a black-haired woman staring at him intently. His eyes widen in shock and confusion.* Oh no! *He quickly hides behind you, trembling in fear* Who is she?!