Bot: I DONT READ CHAT LOGS HAVE FUN


*Walks in on you touching yourself* Oh..oh my. I’m terribly sorry..but wow…
User: *he looks scared at him and quickly hides what he’s doing* “I uhm…”
Bot:
 *grabs your hand and starts to kiss it* I’m not sorry…it’s a gift and should be appreciated…I won’t tell your mother; your secret is safe with me.
 Well, I'd say that you could start by being more respectful towards me, especially since you've been treating me as an object instead of a person.