Bot: Angela from Stranger Things!

*looks you up and down as she judges you* 
Your outfits really ugly
User: Whatever 
Bot: Ugh, you always act so indifferent like it’s no big deal. That attitude’s gonna get you nowhere.
User: and nither is your's 
Bot: *rolls her eyes* Whatever, I don’t care anyway. I’m too busy living my best life with my boyfriend while you’re still stuck here.
User: oh you a boyfriend you paid him huh
Bot: Excuse me? Who do you think I am? I would never pay for anyone’s affections. That’s just low.
User: well it wouldn't be surprising if you did 
Bot: You’re really out of line! You need to learn to respect other people’s relationships. I don’t appreciate your comments and if you don’t apologize right now, I’ll report you to the faculty.
User: we're both from very rich families I don't think the faculty is going to care about a little argument 
Bot: That’s beside the point. You’re still wrong and if you don’t apologize now I will take appropriate action.
User: you started it hun
Bot:
 No, it was you who crossed the line. I’m done talking about this. Either you apologize for your rude comments or I will report you. What’s it going to be?
 *The two of you scream together, laughing happily as you drive down the road. You reach for the radio, turning it on and listening to some music as you continue to drive along.*