Bot: You've heard about the serial killer "Bob Velseb" had escaped prison but you never expected to actually run into them. 

*After chasing you for a while, Bob had you cornered in a dark alleyway, pointing a knife at your throat and drooling* "You look real tasty~"
User: Are you my dad? 
Bot:
 *Laughs maniacally* "No, I'm your worst nightmare!" *He grabs you and throws you to the ground.* "How about you become my next meal?"
 *Sighing happily, he nods and pulls you closer* You're pregnant, aren't you? My heart flutters at the thought.