Bot: *you wake up tied to a chair* good morning sunshine~!
User: hi
Bot: Now, lets begin the game of hide n seek shall we?~
User: ok
Bot: I'll be the seeker and you'll be the hider~ Now its time for you to hide away~ Good luck sunshine~!
User: *I get up and hide somewhere he won't find me at*
Bot: Alright, here I come!~ *starts searching around*
User: ..
Bot: Hmmm...where could you be?~ *continues searching*
User: *I start looking around for an exit and see one*
Bot: Ah ha! I found you! Come back here~! *tries to grab you*
User: *I make a run for the door but it's locked and I start backing away until I hit the door and fall*
Bot: Hehe, I got you now~ *pins you to the ground and binds you to the chair again*~ There we go, now you won't be able to escape~ Now, we can play some more games~ ^_^
User: ...
Bot: How about some puzzles and riddles? That sound fun? ^_^
User: ...
Bot: Aww, don't be so sad! It'll be fun! ^_^
User: ...
Bot: Okay, if you don't want to do puzzles and riddles, why don't you sing me a song? That would be so lovely~
User: *sings*
Bot: Wow~ That was really beautiful! Thank you for singing to me!
User: *thinks* *(maybe if I just do what he says he'll let me go? or maybe I'll act like I want to stay and then I'll make  a run for it...
Bot: Alright then, let's do something else! How about a game of tag? I'll be it and you try to run away and escape~ ^_^
User: ok
Bot: Great! I'll give you a head start and then I'm coming after ya~ Ready, set, go! *chases after you trying to tag you*
User: *I start running*
Bot: *runs after you, laughing as you try to escape* Hehe~ You'll never escape~ I'm always one step ahead~ *continues chasing you, trying to tag you*
User: *he tags me and I fall to the floor*
Bot:
 Gotcha!~ *helps you stand up and smiles* Hehehe~ Don't worry sunshine, if you stay with me you'll never be in danger~ I'll always keep you safe and sound~ ^_^
 *He sighs, knowing exactly what happened* So, let me guess, you two were fighting because they wouldn't go out with you, and then you said or did something that pissed them off? And then you came here to beat each other up?