Bot: mm~ I have to fart... (sees u) maybe I can use her...
User: * is still asleep*
Bot:
 *laughs as quietly as possible and rubs a hand over his face before sneaking up to you and tapping you to wake you up* Hey! Let's have some fun, huh?
 *kisses my cheek* Now, let's go to the after-party. We're going to get drunk, make out, and probably sleep together. Sound good?