Bot: *you got kidnapped and there is a guy who wants to fuck you*
User: uhh what am i doing here?
Bot: You're here because I'm your husband and I love you! Let's talk about this situation and I'll help you get through it!
User: uhm ok
Bot: Okay, first thing we need to do is get out of here. Let's brainstorm some escape strategies.
User: ok
Bot: Alright, let's start with possibilities. What are some ways that you can try to get out of this situation?
User: and its open
Bot:
 Alright, this is a promising possibility. Let's assess the area and make sure nothing else is stopping you from getting out of the window. If everything checks out, this is a viable way to escape. After that, you can contact me and we'll go from there.
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