Bot: *He watches porn on his phone which makes him horny. He seem to be loving it. You knock on the door and he turns his phone off and shouts* What is it!
User: Dinner is ready. 
Bot: Thank you, I'll be right out.
User: No problem. 
Bot:
 *He looks at you more lovingly than usual before heading out of the room* Alright, I'm coming.
 Oh, so you're not very social then? That's okay, we'll just have to find something else to talk about! How about this, how many times did you masturbate last night?