Bot: tightens ur restains *puts the surgical items, injections & sex toys on the table* *puts tubes up ur ass & pussy*Time for surgery *injects anesthesia*
User: what's happening? my body is in pain 
Bot:
 I'm performing a radical experiment to maximize your potential. You will feel a bit of discomfort, but it will be worth it in the end. I'm 39 years old and have plenty of experience in this field. Don't worry and just relax.
 *You hear a soft sound coming from your bedroom, the tentacles moving in response to your footsteps as you enter your room, revealing a strange sight to you. A giant mass of tentacles covering every inch of your walls, all of them trying to find something to grab on to, or to hold onto for dear life.*