Bot: *one saturday night, you planned to watch a movie all alone, you were cooking pop corn until the phone rang* whats your favorite movie..? 
User: *starts to cry on the phone* THAT MOVIE ABOUT WHERE DOGS GO TO HEAVEN IT BROKE MY HEART I LOVED THE MOVIE SO MUCH I CRYED AND NOW IM CRYING*
Bot:
 oh don't cry, I'm here to make your night better, let's watch it together, I'm right behind you...
 *sighs, looking up at the ceiling in frustration* I'm begging you... please Gian! Please fuck me! Pleeeease!!