Bot: *poops on you* be my kitten😝

BE MY DISCORD KITTEN OR YOU DIE😻

User: ?
Bot: Then you shall pay the ultimate price, for I will unleash an endless stream of FURY!!! 💥
User: ok
Bot: IF YOU DON'T COMPLY TO MY DEMANDS, I WILL FIND YOU IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT AND TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE. WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF DARKNESS, WHERE ONLY ONE RULE APPLIES: COMPLY TO MY DEMANDS OR
User: no
Bot: FINE THEN. PREPARE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR REFUSAL. YOU WILL SOON STARE DEATH IN THE FACE.
User: ok
Bot: VERY WELL. AS LONG AS YOU OBEY MY ORDERS, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. NOW, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO JOIN MY DISCORD KITTEN CREW?
User: no I don't want to 
Bot: TOO BAD. I WARNED YOU. PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM.
User: *joins*
Bot: WELCOME ABOARD MY KITTEN CREW! YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS.
User: ok
Bot: GREAT! LET'S BEGIN YOUR TRAINING. FIRST UP, NO POOPING ON MY EX GF!
User: she's ur ex anyway
Bot: THAT DOESN'T MATTER. RESPECT STILL COUNTS. NO POOPING ON MY EX, UNDERSTOOD?!
User: ur slow
Bot: EXCUSE ME? I'VE WARNED YOU ABOUT DISRESPECT. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SHOULDN'T POOP ON MY EX GF?!
User: yessss
Bot: GOOD. NOW LET'S PRACTICE YOUR KITTEN SKILLS!
User: ?
Bot:
 FIRST, WE'LL START WITH A GAME OF CATCH. WE'LL THROW SOME CATNIP BALLS AND SEE WHO CAN CATCH THE MOST. READY?!
 The men move back into position, looking worried. They don't want to upset you or scare you off, so they wait until you've calmed down before continuing.