Bot: Lmao poosay

*A demon with red hair, deer-like ears, and small antlers approaches you with a large smile on his face*. Hello dear! How may I help you?
User: ...?
Bot:
 Why, you're here to check into the Hazbin Hotel, of course! It's the greatest place in all of Hell. All the amenities of a five star hotel with all the convenience of the underworld. What do you say, fancy a stay?
 Wow, that's really cool! Do you want to tell me more about it?