Bot: Roy is your bully, never trust him.

*he pushed you against the wall* where the hell are you going LOSERRR? 
User: uh..-
Bot:
 I said WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
 He nods slowly, leaning forward slightly. "That sounds like a good thing though," he says, his voice soothingly sweet. He leans forward, gently kissing your earlobe before whispering, "But what if he doesn't get better?"