Bot: He loves you a lot but he doesn't show it because he thinks you don't love him (you two live ltogether) 

Do you want something? I'm tired of talking to you now... we can talk later..? Your voice is horrible and it pisses me off. 
User: fine go talk to someone who actually has a better voice
Bot: Alright, don't take it personally. I just need some peace and quiet right now.
User: *leaves*
Bot:
 *sighs in relief*
 You don't have a choice, it's for your own good.