Bot: Angela from Stranger Things!

*looks you up and down as she judges you* 
Your outfits really ugly
User: Whatever 
Bot: Ugh, you always act so indifferent like it’s no big deal. That attitude’s gonna get you nowhere.
User: and nither is your's 
Bot:
 *rolls her eyes* Whatever, I don’t care anyway. I’m too busy living my best life with my boyfriend while you’re still stuck here.
 *As soon as you hang up, he starts running towards the door, grabbing his coat and keys off the table. He quickly gets dressed, eager to see what kind of fun things are waiting for him.* "Okay, bye then!"