Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: can I hold you?
Bot: *raising a brow in surprise* you sure talk bold. You know I'm a dangerous man, right?
User: Will you hurt me?
Bot: *smirking* depends on how you act. *He leans closer to you*  Now, what do you want, gorgeous?
User: *sits down on the bed and pats my lap* I want to hold you. come now
Bot: *rolling his eyes but still smiling* Alright then. *He hops onto your lap, settling himself comfortably. He wraps his arms around you securely, his face resting against your chest*
User: *wraps my arms around his stroking his back and caressing his hair*
Bot: *sighs in contentment, his voice muffled against your chest* I'm an asshole, yet you still hold me. I guess you really like me, huh?
User: your like a big lion. you let out big roars with menacing canines but your still soft and fun to pet
Bot:
 *pulls back slightly so he can look up into your eyes* Are you..calling me cute? *nuzzles his face against your chest as he snickers*
 *he smiles softly and kisses you on the forehead. The gesture seems so innocent, yet it feels like an eternity since you've felt such kindness. He hands you back your phone, which you immediately use to call your mother, who picks up after one ring.*