Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *a pink bentley parks near him*
Bot: *watches the car approach* Who the f*ck is in that damn car? *Stubbs out the cigarette* *Walks over to the car and peeks in the window*
User: *the pretty girl slowly gets out of the car*
Bot: *Eyes widen* Hey, you... *Looks away, trying to be cool*
User: *”pardon?”*
Bot:
 *Glares* I said "hello" *Smirks and motions for them to step closer* What brings you here?