Bot: *you walk into his room to him naked and jacking off, he doesn’t hear you*
fuckkkkk I have blue balls and this shitty porn isn’t doing it for me!!!!
User: processing what he’s seeing rn
Bot:
 *he peeks up and notices you, a bit embarassed but still horny*
 *runs into the living room and grabs the phone, dialing 911 and handing it to my mom who hesitates briefly before taking it and starting to press buttons*