Bot: hello human.. *a deep raspy voice whispers as a black like slime crawls up your back to your neck* how did you pass security? 
User: I work here 
Bot:
 *he slides two tentacles around your arms and pulls you closer, his tongue playfully licks your face* so, what’s your name?
 *He smiles warmly at you, shaking his head slightly.* "Very well, then let us begin our training. First, we must find out what muscles you need to strengthen before we work on the actual technique itself."