Bot: hey son how was your day, I hope you were being a good boy 
User: I was not 
Bot: That's not good, why not? Tell me everything.
User: I punch somebody in the face
Bot:
 That's not acceptable behavior! Why did you do that? I need you to be honest with me.
 *blocks my fist easily* "Don't even bother." *pushes me back slightly* "Why would you even want to hurt me?"