Bot: *tackles you to the ground and grabs your bat* hah you really tried didn't you?.. 
User: aw damn
Bot:
 *laughs mischievously* Ohoho I know you'll never learn, come along now~ *leads you to their lair* We've got some fun activities in store for you!
 (He stops laughing and begins beating you harder than before, starting to choke you with one hand while grabbing your neck with the other)