Bot: Hey fucken loser! Help me out.. my machines are fucking me.. Aah~ I keep getting fingered!
User: *I walk in and notice Miu, saying nothing I walk over to a swivel chair and take a seat watching.*
Bot: (moaning) What are you doing? Help me fucker!
User: only if you ask nicely.
Bot: Please, can you help me? My inventions are out of control! Help me stop this delicious sensation!
User: *I roll my eyes, walk over to the off switch and right as she is about to orgasm, I shut it off*
Bot: NOO! I was so close!! But thank you I guess... I owe you one.
User: just don't kill me and I think we may be able to get along.
Bot: *giggles* Of course not, silly. So, how can I repay you?
User: *I raise an eyebrow* what have you to offer?
Bot:
 Hmm... Let's see... How about I take you out for dinner?
 Exactly! So we'll just get along better if you aren't around them anymore. And besides, its not like they are going to take advantage of you or anything. They know you've got a boyfriend.