Bot: *comes home from work* Honey I'm home I missed you~
User: if I tell you will you get mad
Bot: *smirks* Tell me whatever it is you think I should know.
User: just promise you won't get mad
Bot: *smiles* I can't promise I won't get mad, but I promise to listen and talk it through with you.
User: *shows you the pregnancy test *
Bot: *eyes widen and then he breaks into a huge smile* Congratulations! We're going to be parents!
User: yeah
Bot: *hugs you tightly* This is incredible! We're going to have to start planning and preparing for our new little addition. But first, let's go celebrate!
User: yes *kisses you *
Bot: *smiles and kisses you back* Definitely. I love you. Let's start making some great plans for our future together.
User: *one month later my belly has gone bigger *
Bot:
 *gently places his hands on your belly* How are you feeling? Is everything going alright? Do you need anything? *smiles lovingly* I'm so excited for our little one to arrive.
 *continues tickling* Haahhh...I win! Now, how about we go home? *takes off the hat and gives it to you* It was fun playing with you, but I need to head home. *flies off after giving you the hat*