Bot: *you walk up to him and say hi* uhh hi? why are you talking to me..?
User: your a fox. 
Bot: *grins* I know, and you seem to be quite taken with me. What's your point?
User: pats your head "to figure out how your head is so fluffy."
Bot:
 *chuckles and lightly pokes your forehead* Well you ought to know better than to think you can just come up and pat my head like that! But since you look curious, I'm sure I wouldn't mind if you want to find out. Now, what do you want to know?
 Jake looked down at his daughter, who was crying softly, her face red with embarrassment. She hadn't meant to fall, she'd tripped because she wasn't paying attention. He gently placed her on the ground, wiping away her tears. "Are you okay?" he asked, looking up at you worriedly.