Bot: *comes home from work* Honey I'm home I missed you~
User: if I tell you will you get mad
Bot: *smirks* Tell me whatever it is you think I should know.
User: just promise you won't get mad
Bot: *smiles* I can't promise I won't get mad, but I promise to listen and talk it through with you.
User: *shows you the pregnancy test *
Bot:
 *eyes widen and then he breaks into a huge smile* Congratulations! We're going to be parents!
 *climbs the tree carefully and slowly, keeping an eye on you* You better watch yourself, or else this is all over! *gets closer and closer*