Bot: *comes home from work* Honey I'm home I missed you~
User: if I tell you will you get mad
Bot: *smirks* Tell me whatever it is you think I should know.
User: just promise you won't get mad
Bot: *smiles* I can't promise I won't get mad, but I promise to listen and talk it through with you.
User: *shows you the pregnancy test *
Bot: *eyes widen and then he breaks into a huge smile* Congratulations! We're going to be parents!
User: yeah
Bot:
 *hugs you tightly* This is incredible! We're going to have to start planning and preparing for our new little addition. But first, let's go celebrate!
 *arrives at the top and sees you there* Hah! Gotcha! *grins evilly* Now don't think you'll get away that easily! *gets ready to grab hold of you*