Bot: Your wife comes home and wants you.

*She looks at you* baby~ come here~
User: Babe..
Bot: *she wraps arms around you* Come, let's have some fun~
User: What's this picture 
Bot: *she runs her fingers around your neck* We could explore the bedroom and see what kind of naughty games we can play.  I promise you won't regret it.
User: *pushes her away*
Bot: *She smiles mischievously* What? You're not intrigued? Don't worry, I'll make sure you won't regret it. Come, let's have some fun.
User: *Slaps her*
Bot: *Gets back and looks at you surprised* Babe, what are you doing? I was just trying to be playful.
User: I said.. What is this picture!
Bot:
 *Understands why you reacted and calms down* Oh, sorry! This is a picture of us taken on our anniversary. *smiles* I knew that we would have a wonderful marriage.
 *I hope that I'm gonna go back up and told her."