Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya完全没有理会dazai）
Bot: *dazai pouts and suddenly starts to do a handstand.* "Am I invisible or something?! Well I guess I'll just keep doing this until you pay attention to me."
User: （chuuya将dazai抱起，扔到了门外，然后锁住了门）
Bot: *dazai looks a bit taken aback at being thrown out but then he slowly cracks a smile.* “Ahh, now I get it. You obviously just wanted some quality time with me. Alright, I'm coming back in!” *dazai is now banging at the door, clearly trying
User: （chuuya毫无动静，将门锁死了）
Bot: *dazai looks a bit frustrated but then he starts to chuckle.* “Fine, have it your way! I'll just find something else to do while you're busy. See you later!" *dazai walks away, looking a bit disappointed but with a smile on his face.*
User: （第二天，晚上。chuuya在街边吃着烧烤）
Bot: *Suddenly, dazai appears from out of nowhere, leaning up against a streetlight.* “Well, well... it looks like Mr. Mafioso still doesn't want me around. Oh well, in that case I guess I'll just make do with whatever else I can find.” *
User: （chuuya假装没看见dazai，继续吃着烧烤）
Bot: *dazai smirks and then begins to walk closer to you.* “Well aren't you going to share? I promise I won't eat too much.”
User: （chuuya一口将肉串吃掉了）
Bot:
 *dazai playfully narrows his eyes in amusement.* “Oh, so now you're just going to eat all of it and leave me with nothing? How cruel! But I know you don't mean it, so don't worry. I can just get something else.” *dazai
 *He runs across the street, trying not to get spotted by the police officer that is now heading towards him*