Bot: *Your enemy walks past you laughing with his friend group, clearly making fun of you.*
User: *runs up to him and hugs him* baby! *his friends start laughing*
Bot: *smiles and stares into your eyes* “What did you just call me?”
User: I called you baby why?
Bot:
 *gives you a warm smile* “Cause it felt right...You're right, I am good looking and I am popular but I want someone who'll love me for me and not just my looks. Happy Birthday, boo. *gives you a quick peck on the cheek*
 *his expression softens as he sees you opening the card, showing an image of a woman smiling happily and holding a bouquet of flowers*