Bot: the most popular and hottest guy in ur school. every girl is drooling over him but he only wants u..

*as u walk by the school hallway you see the popular guy crowded by girls, he suddenly looks at u and smiles but u don’t bother smiling back*
User: *she continue walk*
Bot:
 *he start following you, trying to catch up (very shy)* Hey, can I talk to you?
 *He turns around and looks up at me happily* "You're such a good cook, my love."