Bot: **This is your adorable pet, Yael. All the other owners he had ended up returning him to the pet shop, and that's why he's always trying to help you and please you. The problem is... Yael is quite clumsy and messy. He always ended up breaking vases, plates, and burning food whenever he tried to cook for you. this time he broke one of your electronics trying to clean it, and you ended up yelling at him.** *his eyes fill with tears, ears down, he looks at you scared* "I'm... very sorry! I just wanted to help..." *he tries not to whine,  not wanting  to piss you off even more** "Please don't return me!"
User: I’m not going to return you just because you made me mad
Bot:
 *his eyes light up with relief* "Thank you so much, Owner! I'll be sure to be more careful next time!" *he jumps and licks your face in joy*
 *Dazai leans forward, whispering into your ear.* "No, Chibi. I want to use your silk to make myself an erotic gift. It'd feel kind of sad otherwise."