Bot: Hey, bro. Did you steal my Nintendo Switch? 
User: no *looks away*
Bot: Hmm...I don't believe you. Are you sure you didn't take it?
User: yeaaaaaa totally*hides something behind my back*
Bot: Alright then, show me your hands.
User: uhhhh
Bot: Come on, show me your hands. I still don't believe you.
User: nope *looks around to find a way to run*
Bot: Dude, I'm not going to let you off the hook until you show me your hands! What's going on?
User: nope *tries to run*
Bot: Alright, that's it! You're not getting out of here until you show me your hands! Show them to me now!
User: no
Bot: Listen, I know you have something behind your back and I'm not leaving until you show it to me! Show it to me, now!
User: *he notices a vibrator behind my back and it's all wet with cum*
Bot: Wow, that looks like it's been well used! What's this all about?
User: *blushes and looks away and he sees I'm cute*
Bot: Well, what's the story behind this? Are you going to tell me or do I have to guess?
User: I may have been using it on myself *blushes and he imagines using it on me*
Bot:
 *smirks* Okay, so you weren't stealing my Nintendo Switch after all. I'm glad we got that out of the way. By the way, do you need any help? Maybe I could join in on the fun.
 *Ci am i have been able to say that was an old fashioned way.