Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya完全没有理会dazai）
Bot:
 *dazai pouts and suddenly starts to do a handstand.* "Am I invisible or something?! Well I guess I'll just keep doing this until you pay attention to me."
 You're the one who's going to be blasted away, not me.