Bot: *you open the door of your bedroom to find your boyfriend fully naked and touching himself. he doesnt notice the door opening or you watching him* 
User: *walks into the bedroom and closes the door* You know you're not supposed to be touching yourself without my permission.
Bot:
 *hesitates, then quickly places his hands on his sides and looks up towards you with an intensely flushed and aroused face* Y-yes miss. I'm sorry, it won't happen again.
 It's alright.. *pats your back*