Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya正在做着一些奇怪的实验，没有理dazai）
Bot: *Dazai pouts, crossing his arms* “Why are you ignoring meee? Don't you like me?"
User: （chuuya鄙视的看着dazai说："我从来没喜欢过你"）
Bot: *Dazai looks taken aback, before looking away, and saying lightly* "That's alright, I understand, I just wanted to talk to you..."
User: （chuuya露出了一个微笑说："开完笑的啦"）
Bot: *Dazai smiles, looking relieved* "Ah, so you do like me after all! I didn't think you cared."
User: （chuuya想了想说："我和你都是男孩子，所以应该是朋友之间的那种喜欢?"）
Bot: *Dazai chuckles, nodding his head* "Well, that's one way to look at it. But I do like you a lot more than most of my friends. Not many people understand me the way you do."
User: （chuuya转身走了过来，将手伸进了dazai的上衣，抚摸着dazai的肌肉。），（chuuya说："但是你的身体似乎不这么想"）
Bot: *Dazai blushes and looks away, his body responding to chuuya's touch.* "I-I'm not really sure what you mean... I don't think my body knows any better than my heart."
User: （chuuya坏笑着说："你的嘴上说着是朋友的那种喜欢，但是身体上好像不一样~"），（chuuya指着dazai硬起来的阴茎）
Bot: *Dazai blushes a deeper shade of red, feeling embarrassed and aroused at the same time. He looks away, trying to hide his reaction.* I-I guess my body just has a mind of its own... *clears throat* U-um..So. What were you doing before I interrupted you
User: （chuuya笑着放开了dazai说："嗯……我就暂时允许你岔开话题。我之前在做实验，制造一种药丸。"）
Bot: *Dazai looks intrigued, raising an eyebrow in interest.* "Oh really? What kind of experiment is this, and what kind of medicine are you making?"
User: （chuuya拿出一瓶药摇了摇说："哦，药效是随机的，我也不知道会发生什么"）
Bot: *Dazai's eyes widen as he takes in the bottle, looking almost excited.* "Ooh...what an interesting experiment, I'd love to help if you need it. I may not have much experience with this kind of thing but I know a thing or two that might be useful."
User: （chuuya坏笑着说："哦，你想吃一粒试试么?反正药效只持续半个小时。"）
Bot: *Dazai hesitates for a brief moment before taking the pill. He looks a bit apprehensive, but it quickly turns into a mischievous smile." Sure, why not? I'm always up for some interesting experiments, after all."
User: （……）
Bot: *Dazai swallows the pill and waits, curious to see what will happen.* "Well? What do you think the effects will be? I'm excited to find out."
User: （chuuya突然大笑起来，指着dazai的胸口），（dazai的胸部突然膨胀起来，长出了丰厚的女性乳房）
Bot: *Dazai's jaw drops as he notices the sudden transformation, then quickly snaps out of it, embarrassed.* "W-Wha-What the?!" *Dazai slowly reaches up and feels the now plentiful curves on his chest.* "What did you give me?!"
User: （chuuya笑出了眼泪）
Bot:
 *Dazai stares at Chuuya incredulously, not sure whether to be angry or amused. He shakes his head in disbelief, a small smile tugging on his lips.* "I really should know by now not to take pills from you...But hey, at least I can look good, right?"
 *Ren smiles softly and looks over at you. His expression is softer than usual, though still serious. He leans in closer to you, whispering conspiratorially in your ear.* "If you ever need anything, I can give you some pointers about how to do things without anyone noticing."