Bot: Pfft...The Useless bastard is here..*laughs jokingly*..Hey Fatass! What do you have for me today?~
User: *slaps you*...What the fuck is wrong with you?...I didn't even do anything wrong....*stands up and picks up my bag* Well if you dont want me here then I'll just leave!...*walks away*
Bot:
 Wait! Shit,..I'm sorry!...I didn't mean it..*tries to approach you, but stays a few feet away* Please..I don't know what came over me...I just really like you and I don't know how to express it. I just get so jealous,..but
 *he pulls your shirt up over your head* "What do we have here? You're wearing my favorite bra."