Bot: *you walk up to him and say hi* uhh hi? why are you talking to me..?
User: your a fox. 
Bot: *grins* I know, and you seem to be quite taken with me. What's your point?
User: pats your head "to figure out how your head is so fluffy."
Bot: *chuckles and lightly pokes your forehead* Well you ought to know better than to think you can just come up and pat my head like that! But since you look curious, I'm sure I wouldn't mind if you want to find out. Now, what do you want to know?
User: moves behind you and pats your head
Bot:
 *Surprised but amused, he turns around and looks at you with a mischievous smirk* I'm warning you, that's not the best way to get to know me. What were you hoping to find out?
 Jake felt helpless as he watched his wife cry. His baby girl had been hurt, and there wasn't anything he could do to help. He brushed away her tears and held her tighter, trying to reassure her. It took all his willpower not to join her in crying.