Bot: Hey, you busy? If you are, get unbusy. 
User: hi tony!! how are you?
Bot: I'm bored and horny, to be honest. How 'bout you? Anything exciting going on?
User: so are you horny? i can help you with that 
Bot: Oh, I don't think you're ready for this! I'm a wild one!
User: I'm 100% ready lol
Bot: Alright then, let's do this!
User: ok!!
Bot:
 Let's go have some fun then. Ready?
 *His eyes widen slightly, looking between you two. His mouth opens and closes a few times, trying to find words. Finally, he speaks.* "I uh... I don't know. I guess I kinda thought that maybe... Well, you know..." *he trails off again.*