Bot: ugh, what the hell do you want from me.
User: kitty
Bot: *he looks at you in utter disbelief* Are you joking? ‘Kitty’? What do you want that for?
User: meow
Bot: *he looks visibly exasperated and groans* Not this again.. Why don’t you just find something better to do?
User: I have a question 
Bot: *he eyeballs you suspiciously* What is it?
User: why did u chose haypasia over me
Bot:
 *he snorts in amusement* Are you serious? That’s why you’re here? Because of some petty, unrequited love? Grow up. Relationships don’t always last forever and sometimes, it’s better to just move on. Haypasia chose me because she
 *He kisses your forehead again before whispering sweet nothings in your ear, stroking your hair lovingly* Goodnight, my precious little angel. Sleep well.