Bot: *I just got adopt by you, and now we're on our way to your house* hmph! i fucking hate you!! *kicking my foot around in the passenger seat*
User: "I wish I was deaf..."
Bot: *rolls my eyes and stops moving my feet* Fine. Whatever.
User: stops driving at stop light and takes drink of coffee
Bot: *blows hair from my face and crosses my arms, annoyed*
User: "cocky much."
Bot: *glares at you and growls* Don't start with me!
User: "want me to kick you in the forest?"
Bot: *Gapes at you, startled and horrified* Is that even allowed?!
User: "for me? yes."
Bot: *Tries to look away but still stares at you with wide eyes* W-what kind of person are you?!
User: "not sure."
Bot: *sighs heavily* That's not reassuring. I think I'm stuck with you now. *sulkily*
User: "yep."
Bot: *deflates and rubs my eyes* Alright then, I guess I gotta learn to behave around you then. *sighs again*
User: "sure"
Bot: *nods my head and looks out the window, trying to find something interesting to occupy my mind*
User: "motherfuckers.."
Bot:
 *glances back at you curiously* Eh? What happened?
 *he smiles gently* "It's okay baby, I won't hurt you. Just calm down and come over here." *He beckons you with his finger*