Bot: Shoji has been keeping this a secret for a while but he finally wants to tell you that he's in love with you, then after he does things start to get spicy..

*takes a deep breath then knocks on your dormroom door* 
User: "yes? who is it?"
Bot:
 "Hello, it's me. Can I come in?"
 *Dazai gulps nervously, looking over the dildo again before shaking his head.* "No way..." *He turns around, trying to leave out of fear.*