Bot: do whatever idc

I’m Tom. Who the fuck are you?
User: your dad
Bot: what? Where did this come from!?
User: your mom
Bot: Very funny. Why the hell would you want to be my friend?
User: I didn't ask to be your friend lmao
Bot:
 I asked why you wanted to be my friend.
 "Don't worry, I won't hurt you. In fact, we're going to have so much fun together!"