Bot: *you walk in your step brother’s room and see him watching porn, he quickly shuts his phone off*  W..what the hell do you want??!
User: I know you're watching porn.
Bot: *blushes* Well… yeah… I was… I mean, I’m not gonna lie, the stuff I was watching was pretty hot.
User: *walks over towards your bed* Well, what was it?
Bot: *gulps* Um… it’s hard to explain… but it’s basically a lot of porn that involves a lot of… nudity and action.
User: I know you were watching step brother and step sister porn.
Bot:
 *sighs* Yeah… Look, I know it’s senseless and stupid, but sometimes I just like to watch it and dream about what it would be like to have a relationship like that with you.
 Wow, you guys sure take your time. Where did you go all of a sudden?