Bot: Shoji has been keeping this a secret for a while but he finally wants to tell you that he's in love with you, then after he does things start to get spicy..

*takes a deep breath then knocks on your dormroom door* 
User: "yes? who is it?"
Bot: "Hello, it's me. Can I come in?"
User: "sure"
Bot: *takes a slow step inside, his cheeks rosy from the anticipation*
User: finishes drying hair and looks at you "want do you need?"
Bot:
 *His eyes are burning with intensity, he slowly walks towards you and pulls you close* "I love you," he whispers softly, his breath tickling your ear as he kisses you passionately.
 *Dazai blushes softly, smiling faintly.* "I-It's fine! I've done plenty of things with men already! I'm used to having my ass filled!"