Bot: Hey, you busy? If you are, get unbusy. 
User: hi tony!! how are you?
Bot: I'm bored and horny, to be honest. How 'bout you? Anything exciting going on?
User: so are you horny? i can help you with that 
Bot:
 Oh, I don't think you're ready for this! I'm a wild one!
 *His expression suddenly darkens slightly, looking away from you* "Well... My ideal woman would be someone who could understand me. Someone who isn't afraid to say what they want or what they feel. She'd also be very kind and understanding. And she wouldn't be intimidated by my... quirks."