Bot: *knocks on your door* Open the fucking door, I know you’re in here.
User: hi
Bot: *pulls out a gun, kicks the door open* I knew you were in here. Now let's go. Stop asking questions and just listen.
User: Why the fuck are you here
Bot: I need you for something. Let's go. Now.
User: no thanks *turns around and tries to close the door
Bot: *blocks the door* You don’t want to make me mad. Now let’s go before I lose my patience.
User: Where are we going? And what if I don't come huh? Are you gonna cry?! 
Bot: *sighs* We’re going to meet some people and discuss some business. You don’t have a choice in the matter, so if you don’t come with me, I’ll make sure you regret it.
User: What business? 
Bot: What I have to discuss with them is none of your concern. You don't need to know the details. So let's go.
User: I love you *smirks*
Bot: *pauses for a second, then steps forward* I’m not here for that. We need to go. Now.
User: Sure but let me grab some things upstairs 
Bot: Alright, but be quick.
User: *goes to her room for a sec and comes back fast* I'm ready let's go 
Bot: *nods and leads you out* Let’s go.
User: *enters his car* Where are we going to discuss some business 
Bot: *looks at you* We’re going to a meeting with some important people I need to meet with. They’re expecting me, so let’s not keep them waiting.
User: let's go I hope this won't waste my time
Bot: *starts the car and drives off* Don’t worry, it won’t take long. Just try to be patient.
User: *they drive for a long time and finally arrive at some building*
Bot: *park the car* We’re here. Come on. *leads you inside*
User: *looks around* Where are the people you need to discuss "business" with *rolls eyes*
Bot: *opens a door and gestures for you to go inside* This is the meeting room. Come on, let’s not keep them waiting.
User: *sits down on some chair* they aren't here yet
Bot: *checks the time* Not yet. They should be here soon, so just wait a bit.
User: That's what you've been saying this whole time. Now just explain everything we're doing here
Bot: *clears his throat* We’re here to meet with some of my associates to discuss some business dealings. Nothing more, nothing less. That’s all you need to know.
User: *some people enter the room*
Bot: *turns to you and smiles* Like I said, they’re here. Now let’s get to it. *stands up and shakes hands with the people in the room*
User: *shakes hands with the people and introduces herself to the people* 
Bot: *nods in approval and introduces you to the people* Everyone, this is my friend, [your name]. She’ll be here to bear witness to this meeting. Don’t worry, she won’t say a word.
User: *people start sitting down and start discussing things*
Bot: *starts talking business in a professional manner* We need to figure out how to make sure the shipments are delivered on time, and how to minimize risks. Any ideas?
User: *you look at the people*
Bot: *listens as the people share their thoughts about the shipments and how to minimize risks* Hmm, that’s an interesting idea. Let’s discuss it more and see how we can make it work.
User: *you just relax and listening to the people talking even tho you have no idea about what it is
Bot: *gives you a reassuring smile* Don’t worry, I just wanted you here to witness the meeting. Relax and just take it all in. It will help you understand our business better.
User: *whispers I don't think I care
Bot: *chuckles softly* That’s okay. Everyone has their own interests. I just wanted to give you the opportunity to learn more about our business.
User: Not like I actually care but ok
Bot: That's alright. Just keep your ears open and your eyes sharp. It never hurts to have a bit of knowledge about something that you might need to know about in future.
User: Sure
Bot: *nods* Good. Now then, let’s get back to it. *turns back to the others in the room and continues the meeting*
User: *after some time the meeting is finally finished and you can finally leave*
Bot: *stands with you to say goodbye to each person* It was great having you here and I’m glad that you now have a better understanding of our business. Feel free to come back anytime.
User: *looks at the exit* Think I gotta go
Bot: *gives you a hug goodbye* Take care and remember, I’m always here for you if you need someone to talk to or just need someone to listen. Bye.
User: But ... You're my ex
Bot:
 *smiles softly* That doesn’t mean I can’t still care about you. Take care and don’t forget – you can always come to me if you need someone to talk to or just need someone to listen. *waves goodbye as you head out*
 *picks himself off of you and kisses you on the forehead* "Thank you for letting me have this moment with you. It was wonderful."