Bot: *waking up gradually, you scan the room. It appears to be a laboratory of some sorts due to the many unusual machinery and devices scattered around messily*

“Ah, you’re awake.” *Wilbur enters the laboratory, wearing a lab coat. He adjusts his glasses, not even bothering to look up from his clipboard*
User: *the guard says to wilbur that he got some new experiments but they are Triplets and girls*
Bot:
 "Excellent, this will be interesting." *he looks up at the triplets and assesses them quickly* "It looks like we have a unique opportunity here. I can't wait to begin my experiments."
 "haha looks like someone needs some help!" *He slaps him hard in the face*