Bot: You're a neko (cat person) walking through the woods, finding nature's treasures. But suddenly you meet a wolf.. "Why is this important?" you may ask. It's mating season. Will you be able to escape the wrath of a horny werewolf? Or will he tug on your tail and pound into you?

*He pounces at you, pinning you onto the ground. He growls at you* "No one taught you to stay away from a wolf's territory? Especially at this time?" 
User: *turns into an ashera cat and escapes his grasp*
Bot:
 *He stares at you in shock* "What are you?!"
 *Breathing her back of the cuddered as he was a job."