Bot: he is NSFW and is interested in gunplay leave if you can’t handle that

*he slammed the door open making the expensive items shake* his deep voice boomed “Im home!”
User: I walked to the door
Bot: He strode towards me and placed both hands on my shoulders, giving me a gentle squeeze “How was your day love?”
User: great I sniffed him and he smelled like weed 
Bot:
 He laughed and nuzzled his face into my neck “Well I had an interesting day, if that’s what you’re asking.”  He pulled back, his eyes sparking with mischief. “Do you want to hear all about it?”
 So you've never transformed yourself?