Create your partner beforehand. Keep your partner believable. Use the truth whenever possible. Give a good reason for their absence. Be consistent. Keep your partner up-to-date. Enlist someone you trust to help. Give your partner an online presence. Deflect suspicion with sarcasm.

The most straight-forward way to avoid charges on the balance of your credit card is to pay it off in full at the end of each billing cycle. Paying off the whole balance by the due date on your bill will mean that you do not incur any additional finance charges on the balance. Paying the balance of on time will also help your credit rating improve over time. Once you receive your bill, you will often have a grace period in which you can pay it off without incurring charges. These vary depending on what credit card deal you have, so you will have to check the details of your specific account. The typical grace period tends to be around 25 days. If your card does have a grace period, your card provider must give you at least 21 days after your bill is mailed for you to pay it off. If you are unable to pay off the balance within your grace period, there is an alternative way to clear the balance. You may be able to transfer the balance to another credit card, with a lower APR. For example, some cards will give you 0% APR for a limited time. In this specified period you will not have to pay any finance charges, so you will be able to pay the balance off more cheaply.  If you are considering this, it is important that you are careful and conscientious with your finances. After the 0% APR period expires you may have to pay a higher rate of interest, so you should be completely sure of the terms and conditions. If you transfer the balance from one card to another, remember that you have not paid off the debt. Don’t do this just to free up the card to take on more debt.

TL;DR in English: Pay off your balance at the end of every billing cycle. Determine if you have a grace period. Consider transferring the balance to another card.
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No matter what your shape or body type is like, well-fitting clothes will always make you seem put-together and stylish. Don’t wear clothing that is too big or too small.  Watch out especially around the rear, waist, and bust. Too large of a size will cover your figure and too small of a size will distort these areas. If you’re buying clothing online, take your measurements and compare them to the size chart on the website. Staying up to date will give you fashion inspiration. Fashion magazines will show you the latest styles and where you can buy them. Most style websites and blogs will even contain links to sites where you can buy the clothing online. Jeans and a t-shirt is a great outfit for doing groceries, but it may not be the right choice for work or a party. Feminine styles tend to emphasize wearing the right clothing to the right event.  If you’re going to a wedding, look to see if it is formal or semi-formal. A sheath dress or pantsuit with heels may be good for semi-formal occasions while a cocktail dress is appropriate for a formal event. In a business context, try wearing a loose blouse with slacks. For casual wear, look for practical and comfortable clothing that is also stylish. Graphic shirts, printed shorts, or jean skirts are all good options.

TL;DR in English: Choose clothes that fit you well. Read magazines to find the latest trends. Dress appropriately for the occasion.
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If you want to make sure your print is even easier to see after dusting it, apply some lotion to your hands before pressing down. Practice dusting for your own prints first, and then you can try finding ones that were left accidentally around the house. You’ll want to take just a small pinch between your thumb and forefinger and sprinkle it over the whole print, trying to get some on the whole space that you think was covered by your print. You can also blow the powder around a bit to get the print covered as well. You’ll want to be very gentle so you leave the fingerprint intact. It’s best to gently lower the brush in a circular dabbing motion than to just swipe it, because swiping may smear the print. If your print gets smeared, you may have brushed too roughly or your brush may not be soft enough. This may take some practice to get it right. You should be able to see the fingerprint clearly in the powder when you’re done. Use a big enough piece that you can leave room on the corner of the tape to keep holding it (this will make it easier to pull up). Then very carefully pull the tape up. When you lift the tape, the powdered print should be stuck to it. Remember, if you used white powder, use a black piece of paper to capture the print with the tape. If you used dark or black powder, use a white piece of paper. Once you have practiced finding your own intentional prints, you’re ready to look around the house for accidental prints- some may be yours but you may find other people’s too. Good places to check are doorknobs and the sides of doors, faucets, and tables.

TL;DR in English: Press your finger (or fingers) hard on the smooth surface. Sprinkle a small amount of powder on the print. Gently brush the excess powder off the print with the brush. Place a piece of clear tape down on the powdered print. Place the tape on the contrasting piece of paper. Go find other people’s prints.
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Once you get your phone back it is important to use it properly. Have a discussion with your parents on when you can and cannot use your phone.  Discuss a phone curfew. Decide on a location that your phone will go at night to be charged. Determine if this curfew is different on weekends or weekdays. Avoid using your phone when you are at the dinner table, in class, or driving. By understanding these basic phone etiquette rules, you are demonstrating responsibility to your parents. If you do not pay your phone bill, you may not totally understand your phone plan. Your phone bill will be considerably more expensive if you exceed your phone plan. Discuss this plan with your parents.  Figure out if you have unlimited minutes or a cap on your monthly minutes. Determine how many texts or picture messages you can send per month. Know how much data you can use and how to avoid going over your data limit. Ask your parents if you have any roaming or international calling restrictions. It might cost more to make calls or send texts out of your state or country. When your parents set boundaries for your phone usage, respect those boundaries. This is key to preventing your phone from being taken away again. Use your phone responsibly.

TL;DR in English: Use your phone at responsible times. Avoid exceeding your monthly phone plan. Respect your parents’ boundaries.
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Have a firm grasp of who they are, where they’re from, what they do, etc. before sharing them with anyone. Know exactly how you met and what the two of you have done together since then. Rehearse your story until you know it backwards and forwards. Don’t give yourself away by taking the time to think up lies on the spot. Expect people to ask questions about them. Keep your answers grounded in what you know for sure. Invent a backstory for your partner based on places and cultures you’re already familiar with. Either give your imaginary partner an upbringing similar to your own so you can speak about it with authority, or model them on someone you know well enough to "borrow" a plausible background, like a best friend, roommate, or cousin.  For instance, if you’re Irish Catholic and know nothing about Asian cultures, don’t have an imaginary partner who’s Asian, since other people would expect you to have learned at least a little something about your partner’s beliefs and practices. Instead, use someone you know fairly well to fill in all those gaps. Say you have a good friend who's Italian and also Catholic. Since you share the same religious background, make your partner a Catholic Italian, too. Then use what you know about your friend's family life as a template for your imaginary partner's. Bolster stories about your partner with real details. If you tell people about a date or day-trip that you went on with your partner, use places that you’ve actually been to. Misdirect their attention by talking more about the places you’ve gone together, rather than the person who went with you.  For example, if you’re telling a story about a dinner date, shift the focus away from your partner by talking about the food you ate or something funny that really happened at another table. If you claim to have gone together to some event that you actually went to by yourself (like a movie, show, or concert), talk more about the event itself. Let your partner "borrow" your own honest reactions. For instance, if you've telling...

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Measure the size of your bag. Obtain two L-brackets  Tuck the board inside the bag. Find something sharp (like a scissor or ice pick) and poke the corners. Obtain two set of U-bolts. Remove the board from the bag. Drill the holes for mounting. Insert the wooden board once more. Prepare the rear rack. Insert the U-bolt to the bag, passing through wooden board. Secure the saddlebag to the rack by tightening the nut of the U-bolt. Add a foam board to the bag for insulation, to dampen the cargo and hide the wood frame. Tuck the bag's straps in and you're ready to go. Now you're done! Looks cool on your bike!

Comfort items like teddy bears aren’t just for little kids—some adults rely on them too! Whether it’s a favorite stuffed animal in bed or your favorite posters or drawings on the wall nearby, choose a few key items that will help ease your mind as you drift to sleep.  A hanging mobile with butterflies, action figures, or whatever you like might also help. Once again, these aren’t just for babies! Try not to overload with comfort items, though. If your bed is packed with stuffed animals, it might become a less comfortable sleeping space. A dark room is best for sleeping, but a little bit of light is OK if it helps to calm you. Place the night light in a spot where it won’t shine in your face and won’t create any potentially scary shadows on the wall or ceiling. If you have a major fear of the dark, it may help to keep a small flashlight (that isn’t too bright) nearby. That way you can quickly check your surroundings if needed. If creaky floors, street traffic, thunderstorms, or chirping crickets keep you awake, a white noise machine might help quite a bit. You can try using calming ocean waves, raindrops, or other soothing sounds to drown out the noises that prevent you from dozing off.  White noise machines provide a continuous background sound that can block out other noises without being distracting themselves. Alternatively, you could try using the continuous hum of a fan, a room humidifier, or an air purifier. It’s best to avoid any screen time for an hour or more before bedtime, but especially avoid scary shows, videos, or games. This kind of content may make you have more frequent and more frightening nightmares. The same goes for books—skip the ghost stories and curl up with reading material that is familiar and calming. If you wake up from a nightmare and can remember at least some of the details, tell a parent or other trusted adult about it—either the next morning, or, if necessary, during the night. Talking about what you’ve dreamed can help you to realize that it wasn’t real and isn’t something to...

TL;DR in English: Place comforting items within view of your sleep space. Use a dim night light if you’re scared of the dark. Try a white noise machine if random sounds bother you. Skip scary shows and stories if nightmares are a problem. Talk to a grown-up and draw pictures if you have nightmares. Discuss worries that keep you awake with a trusted adult.
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Remove and discard of the stems. Peppers can also be pickled whole, but you will need to puncture a small hole in each pepper to prevent bursting. Bring mixture to a boil, add the peppers, and then remove from heat. Pack the peppers and pickling brine in one 16-ounce jar or two 8-ounce jars. Make sure that the brine is evenly distributed between the two jars. Refrigerate for 3-5 days before serving.

TL;DR in English: Slice the peppers on a cutting board. Combine water, vinegar, salt, sugar, garlic, and oregano in a saucepan. Allow the mixture to cool for 10 minutes.
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Put the funnel into the mouth of a bottle, or have a friend hold the funnel over a bowl. Crack the egg into the funnel. The whites should pass through the small opening while the egg yolk remains in the funnel.  If the whites get stuck over the yolk, tilt the funnel so they can pass through. This might not work well for fresh eggs, which have thick ropy sections of white. Unscrew the bulb from the baster handle, and you have a suction device the right size for grabbing yolks. Crack the egg onto a plate, then squeeze and let go to pull the yolk up into the baster. Shake the spoon gently side to side, then up and down, and the whites should dribble through the slots. You can buy a specialized tool for separating eggs from online stores, or from some kitchen supply stores. These come in two main types:  A small plastic cup surrounded by slots. Crack the egg into the cup, and rotate the separator so the egg whites fall through the slots. A small suction device. Crack the egg onto a plate, squeeze the suction device, put it over the yolk, and release to suck up the yolk.

TL;DR in English: Crack the egg into a funnel. Use a turkey baster bulb. Crack the egg onto a slotted spoon. Buy an egg separator. Finished.
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The safest way to trap a feral cat, or a wild animal of any kind, is to use a safe live trap, such as the Havahart brand. A medium-sized trap should be fine for most feral cats and raccoon-sized animals. Most brands of live trap work essentially the same way, but follow the instructions particular to the model you get.  A live trap has openings at both ends and a basic trigger in the center on which to put food. When the cat enters the cage and triggers the trap, the doors shut, enclosing the cat inside the cage. It's easy to transport and comfortable for the cat. In some cities, spay and neuter organizations will provide live traps to borrow for people hoping to bring cats in. Research your options locally if you don't want to buy one yourself. Set up the appointment a few days before you try to trap the cat to give the animal time to get used to the trap and give yourself enough opportunities to catch the animal. Make sure that the vet will use dissolving stitches, so that the cat will not need a return visit before you release it back to the colony. Let the veterinarian know anything you know about the cat, such as its sex, any health issues you might've noticed, and whether or not you have any idea about the cat's age. Gradually move the food you are feeding the feral cat into the trap. You can open the doors of most live traps without setting them, allowing an animal to pass freely in and out of the trap without actually trapping it. You might consider setting out the food at the regular time to let the animal get used to the cage and let it get some of its scent and pheromones in the space to make it more comfortable.

TL;DR in English: Obtain a live trap. Make an appointment to get the animal spayed or neutered. Feed the cat in the trap for a few days before the appointment.
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Make sure to measure the length and width of the bag, as well as the base of the bag.  Transfer these measurements to a 1/4-inch plywood.     Cut the wood to the size of your bag.     You should now have two wood panels, one for the back of the bag and the other for the bottom of the bag.    Attach the back and bottom of the saddlebag using the L-brackets.     Add wood glue for more strength and allow to dry. You now have a board for your saddlebag.     The holes should be at least 1 to 1.5 inches (2.5 to 3.8 cm) away from the corners.  Get a large screwdriver to make the holes bigger.     These 4 holes will be use to join the wooden board to your bag.    They should be about 1⁄4 inch (0.6 cm) in size, depending on the size of the frame of your bike. For a test fit, mount the U-bolts on the bike rear rack.   Get the measurements of the U-bolt from the rack and apply this to the saddlebag. Poke the holes for the U-bolts.     Using the markings the board got from the sharp object you used to poke the bag as a guide.  You should have 4 holes for you to attach the board to the saddlebag.     Drill another set of holes for the U-bolts so you can mount the saddlebag to the bike rear rack.    Screw 4 ordinary ¼-20 nuts on to the holes you made accordingly. Screw the nuts on the 4 corners of the bag, securing together the bag and wooden board.    Get your U-bolt and place them on the rack.  It is better you place the saddlebag on you left side of the bike so it won't interfere with any moving part of the bike, like the sprocket. Insert the U-bolt from the bike rack to the fabric of the bag.       Cleaning is easy- simply loosen the nuts of the U-bolts. You can even detach the bag and carry it when off your bike.    This saddlebag can carry approximately 4 kilos of cargo. Enjoy your own DIY bicycle pannier.

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Get comfortable. Sit or lie down in a comfortable position. Close your eyes.

There may be some cases when you’re away from home and in dire need of some tunes while showering. Take a re-sealable plastic baggie, insert your phone into it, and seal the baggie. Then use a durable waterproof tape, like duct tape, to reinforce the seal of the baggie.  Even if you lack a suitable waterproof tape, so long as you’re careful to keep the sealable part of the baggie closed, your phone should be protected from water. Some plastic baggies will be thin enough for your phone to read your taps and swipes. It may take you some time to find the best plastic baggie for your phone. Moisture can build up in the air and saturate the enclosed atmosphere of your bathroom. When the air becomes saturated, moisture has a tendency to work its way into even well protected cases. You can prevent the buildup of air moisture by turning on a fan before showering and running it for the duration of your shower. If your bathroom doesn’t have a fan, you might want to crack a window or leave your door propped slightly open to give moisture an escape point. Certain parts of your bathroom may accumulate water more easily than others. In some cases, you may have noticed that some places seem to be wet every time you take a shower. These are spots that should be avoided when setting up and positioning your technology.

TL;DR in English: Create a makeshift waterproof case with a plastic bag. Run a fan while showering. Keep your technology away from moisture sources.
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Dribbling is controlling the ball while running. If you want to keep the ball in your team's possession, you're going to need to dribble well. Dribbling is all about touching the ball strong enough to carry it forward, but light enough so that it stays at your feet.  You can dribble with the inside of your foot, above the toe (with the foot pointed down toward the ground), and even with the outside of your foot. The easiest way to dribble for beginners is probably with the inside of your foot. Learn to dribble at different speeds. When you're running down the sideline and you've beaten your defender, your dribbling will look a lot different from when you're taking on a defender head-on.

TL;DR in English: Practice dribbling the ball.
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. You may be out in the cold for a while to complete this task so be sure to wear warm clothes. You’ll need a waterproof jacket, pants, and boots. Wear gloves to keep your hands warm, as well as a hat to maintain your body temperature.  Wear layers in case you get too warm from the exertion and need to remove an article of clothing. Getting wet can not only make you quite cold, it can also lead to frostbite. Be sure all your outer layers are waterproof! You’ll need a shovel for clearing the area around your car as well as a broom with soft bristles to clear the snow off your car without damaging the paint. You should also bring an ice scraper to clean your windshield and windows.  If you have a snowblower, bring it to make the job a bit easier. You may also want to bring a stepladder if your vehicle is taller than you are, in order to clear snow from the roof. Having lock de-icer on hand is a good idea in case your door locks are frozen shut. Salt can be handy to help melt the snow and ice around your tires, so consider bringing that with you as well. You’ll want firm footing as well as a place to put the snow you remove from your car. Clearing a path first will make the job easier. You could also wait until snow plows come through and clear the area, although sometimes they push more snow along the side of a road where cars may be parked.

TL;DR in English: Dress warmly Gather the right tools. Clear a path to your vehicle.
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One way you can be a good group leader is to break the ice with activities when the group first gets together. Do ice breaker activities with the group so everyone can introduce themselves. Make sure all the group members get a chance to speak to one another on the first day so they feel less like strangers.  For example, as an ice breaker, you may do a simple go around in the group where everyone says their name and a personal detail about themselves. If the group is made up of students, you may have them state their majors and the most interesting thing they did during the school break. If the group is made up of professionals, you may have them state their profession and their favorite hobby outside of work. Team building exercises are great for helping people get used to working together and to create trust in the group. Try to schedule team building exercises during the first few group meetings. Use them throughout the group's time together, especially if you notice issues cropping up in the group.  For example, you may use a team building exercise like having everyone sit and make eye contact with one another to build comfort and trust. You can find a list of team building exercises on huddle.com. The key to trust and goodwill in a group is good communication. As a leader, you should encourage everyone in the group to be honest and open with one another. Let everyone know that the group is a place of trust and communication. Make it clear that you value honesty as a leader and expect everyone to communicate well with each other. For example, you may say to the group, “I value good communication as a leader and I hope everyone in the group will communicate effectively with one another.” To keep the vibe in the group relaxed and open, make sure you allow time for group members to socialize. Set aside time before the official group meetings for group members to chat, have some refreshments, and hang out. Allow for time after the group meetings for members to spend time with one another. This can foster a...

TL;DR in English: Do ice breaker activities. Use team building exercises. Encourage good communication in the group. Allow time for group members to mingle and chat.
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This might involve loosening your clothes, removing glasses or contacts, and taking off your shoes. Make sure the temperature in the room is comfortable as well and that there aren’t any distracting noises. If you sit back in a recliner or lie down, you may fall asleep, which is okay but something to be aware of. Technically, hypnosis is a wakeful trance state, but falling asleep could simply mean that your relaxation is working. Make sure you’re in a location where you feel comfortable closing your eyes. When you’re eyes are closed, you’ll have fewer visual distractions and can self-hypnotize better.

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Be an individual. Be calm, cool, and collected. Find your opinion and voice it. Get in touch with nature. Consider staying away from drugs. Be open-minded. Be intellectually curious. Care for the environment.

Milia can worsen with sun damage. This is especially true if you are suffering from secondary milia, which is caused by blistering. A sunburn can result in the spread or prolonged existence of milia, so cutting down on sun exposure will let you get rid of milia faster.  Stay out of direct sunlight as much as possible. When spending time outside, wear a hat to shade your face.  Apply a gentle oil-free sunblock specially formulated for facial care. A heavy, oily sunblock will only clog your pores more, making it harder to exfoliating the trapped dead cells causing the milia. A light sunblock can offer protection from the sun without clogging your pores, though. Look for a light one with a minimum SPF of 15 or above. You may be tempted to conceal your milia with makeup, but doing so will only prolong their stay. It will also welcome more dirt onto your face, making your milia harder to get rid of. Cosmetics and heavy creams stay on your skin, blocking your pores. In order to get rid of your milia, you need to be able to exfoliate away dead skin cells. Doing so will be much more difficult if your pores are blocked by makeup, though. You might not be able to completely prevent milia, but you can take steps to make flare-ups less frequent. Make it a point to take care of your skin each day. Wash your face, moisturize, and stay hydrated. You might also consider getting regular facials if your budget allows.

TL;DR in English: Reduce your sun exposure. Avoid heavy cosmetics or creams. Make good skin care a part of your daily routine.
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. Cut the ends of the asparagus if the spears are thick. Wash the asparagus. Fill a large pot with a couple inches of water and place a vegetable steamer into the pot. The water should not seep through the holes in the steamer; if it does, pour some water out of the pot. Put the asparagus in the pot and bring to a boil. Steam until soft or until you reach the texture you want.  Consider serving steamed, grilled, or roasted asparagus as the first course at dinner. It is traditionally served with fresh-melted butter or freshly-made Hollandaise sauce. Eat with forks or fingers. Asparagus gets soft and moist when you steam it, and the result can taste bland. Add salt and other seasonings to spice up the flavor. Bear in mind that even though asparagus is very healthy, adding tons of salt and other seasonings may offset the health factor. Cut the the ends of asparagus if the spears are thick. Wash the asparagus. Make a "boat" with aluminum foil for the asparagus to go in; the sides should be high enough to prevent the oil and asparagus from spilling over. Pour 1-2 tbsp. of olive oil into the aluminum foil "boat", and lay the asparagus in on top. Place the "boat" on an outdoor grill on medium heat until the spears reach the texture you want.  Asparagus gets tougher when you grill it, but it still retains all of its moisture. The best part is that when it's cooked, you don't lose any nutrients! This is one of the simplest, tastiest ways to eat asparagus if you don't want to work it into a more complicated recipe. on a griddle. Trim the spears and drizzle them with a bit of olive oil and seasoning. Toss the spears and seasoning in a bowl to mix. Then place the asparagus onto a hot griddle pan; ridged is ideal, but a flat iron skillet will do. Leave on a medium heat until blackened on one side (1-2 minutes). Roll over and cook the other sides. Serve warm. . Asparagus develops a rich flavor when roasted, making this one of the most popular ways to eat the vegetable. Wash and trim spears, lightly peel the base of tougher...

TL;DR in English: Steam your asparagus Grill your asparagus on an outdoor grill. Grill asparagus Oven-roast the asparagus Saute asparagus
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Banjos are a versatile instrument available in multiple flavors. Among the string-options for banjos are a 4-string, 5-string, or 6-string. Choose which one fits you best based on the style of music you are interested in playing and how advanced of a player you consider yourself.  The 4-string or tenor banjo is often associated with dixieland/jazz or Irish music. You can certainly play more than just these styles on a 4-string though. They offer a great choice for beginners, because of the simplicity of the instrument. The 5-string banjo is the most popular, and most traditional, of all the banjo styles. It is most closely associated with bluegrass and folk styles of banjo-playing but can be used to play most styles of music. The 5-string banjo is known for its odd fifth string which attaches near the halfway point of the neck, a characteristic it inherited from its African predecessors. This is the best option for beginning banjo players, as it offers ease with an extended range of available notes. The 6-string banjo or banjo-guitar (banjitar or guitjo) has a banjo body with a guitar neck.  It is the least common of these three styles and is most often used by experienced guitar players who want to produce the sound of a banjo while continuing to use their familiar guitar fret positions. It offers the widest range of notes but is also the most difficult to play and is inconsistent with 'regular' banjos, making it a poor choice for first-time students. Banjos come in two main builds, either with an open-back or a resonator attached. The open-back banjo is exactly as it sounds: the drum-like cover of the banjo has no back, so it makes a bowl-shape when upside down. A resonator banjo has an attached back and a ring of wood which amplifies the sound.  It is best to make the decision on which build of banjo you want after playing both at a local music store. They each offer slightly different sounds because of their construction. Open-back banjos are most often used by beginners, as they are typically the...

TL;DR in English: Choose the number of strings. Decide on an open-back or resonator banjo. Find the best action and scale for you. Consider other styles.
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Progressive muscle relaxation involves tensing and releasing your body in progressive stages.  Consciously tensing your own muscles can help you redirect the outlet of the anger you’re feeling. To practice progressive muscle relaxation, take a few deep breaths, then do the following:  Begin with your face and head muscles.  Hold the tension for 20 seconds, then release it. Work your way down your body, tensing and releasing your shoulders, arms, back, hands, stomach, legs, feet, and toes. Take deep breaths, feeling relaxation from your toes all the way up to your head. If you know that you have become angry and feel that you are about to lose your temper, give yourself the gift of time. Remind yourself that you do not have to respond or react immediately.  Leave the situation, think about a reasoned response, then react later, when the anger has subsided. If you cannot physically leave, you can still give yourself a delay by stopping to count to 10 (or 20, or 50, or 100) before you respond. If you begin to lose your temper, change to a new location.  If you are inside, go outside for a walk if possible. The combination of leaving the person or situation causing your anger and “shocking” your senses with an entirely new environment can help you regain control. Because anger is, in part, a chemical reaction, if you can change the chemicals in your body, you can circumvent a temper outbreak.  Trying to find humor in a situation, or getting yourself laughing about something else, will diffuse the situation by changing your body’s chemical reaction.  For example, if you find that your children have dumped a bag of flour over your entire kitchen, your initial reaction may be anger.  However, if you stop and try to look at the situation objectively (perhaps pretending that it is someone else’s kitchen!), you may be able to laugh about it instead.  Having a good laugh and then rallying the troops to help you clean up the mess can turn a negative situation into a funny memory. Meditation can help you regulate your...

TL;DR in English: Use progressive muscle relaxation. Delay your response time. Change your surroundings. Find humor in the situation. Take a break for meditation.
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Hippies are all about being themselves. If you don't agree with something, voice your opinion! Don't just agree with things to seem "cool" or "like everyone else." Hippies aren't like that. Hippies are usually laid back and aren't stressful. If you have something that is stressing you out, take deep breaths and sit back for a few minutes. If you have tendencies of being stressed out, begin practicing transcendental meditation. Transcendental meditation was popular in the 1960s and currently, it is becoming a well-respected practice that holds many health benefits.  Seek out a meditation center that specializes in transcendental meditation. Another combatant to stressors is to practice yoga and philosophies of yogis. Are you against the prison industry underpaying inmates for mass goods? Let your voice be heard. Against the war? Share your opinions! Hippies in the 60s to 70s protested the Vietnam war. Engage with contemporary struggles against social justice. Don't feel limited to “hippie” issues. There are plenty of communities that need to be fought for.  Become involved with Amnesty International to become informed on events and contemporary issues that you can get involved with. Amnesty International campaigns against issues like arms control, corporate accountability, discrimination, freedom of expression, refugees, LGBTQ rights, and much more. Get some fresh air and feel the sun on your skin. Old school hippies believed that nature itself contains the answers to life's most important questions. The old mentality was to show respect to mother nature and be in contact with our natural animal essence that is repressed through culture. Take time off to go on hikes. Try your hand at backpacking. Go for days or weeks living off a limited amount of supplies and the wilderness. Know that you don't need to get into drugs because you want to be a hippie. Hippies have always been known for experimenting with drugs. Today we know more about the dangers, long-term effects, and the costs of addiction from practicing...

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Remove allergens from the environment when possible. Use a HEPA air purifier to remove allergenic irritants from the environment. Consult an allergist or take an allergy test.

One way to better understand your teen’s smoking is to discuss reasons why they may be doing it. Sit down with them and ask them to reflect on why they may be smoking. Doing this may help both of you realize the motivations behind their smoking and possible get to the root cause. Determining the root cause of their smoking could then allow you to help them work on the issue and prevent them from smoking again. Have your teen write down their reasons for smoking as well as how they started smoking. Use the question, “Why do you think you are smoking?” as a writing prompt. Then, have them share their thoughts with you and discuss them together. Some teens are motivated to smoke because they watch their parents or other authority figures light up on a regular basis. They may then take up smoking out of curiosity or out of a desire to emulate their parents. If you, as a parent, have a smoking habit, you should consider quitting. This will allow you to practice what you preach and act as a role model for your teen. Quitting smoking can be a challenge, but let your teen know that you are willing to take it on so they do not end up smoking like you. You may then ask them to support you by not smoking as well. This way, you can both be there for each other as you both attempt to quit. If your teen is struggling to quit smoking or if you are worried your teen will develop a full on smoking addiction, you may reach out to professionals for help. It can difficult to stop smoking once you start, especially at a young age. You should try to support and help your teen by getting them professional help so they can learn how to stop smoking. You can contact an addiction counselor through the American Lung Association or your Department of Health. You may also want to talk to your family doctor and get a referral for an addiction therapist who has worked with teens before.

TL;DR in English: Ask your teen why they are smoking. Try to quit smoking, if you smoke. Get your teen professional help.
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If the choking child (between ages one and eight) has become unresponsive, you should first assess the situation. Quickly look around for food, toys, or whatever else may have caused the choking. See if the unresponsive child shows any signs of breathing—chest rising or hearing breathing when you place your ear close to the child’s nose and mouth. If someone other than you is around, have that person call 911 while you begin taking first aid steps for the child. Note that if you’re the only person around and the child isn’t breathing at all, you should begin CPR before calling 911, ensuring that the child receives circulation and oxygen. If you’re the only person around, but others are within earshot, then proceed through the next steps while periodically yelling for help. Ideally, someone else will be able to call 911 as you attend to the child. With the child flat, tilt his head back and open his mouth. If you can see the object, remove it, but only if the object is easily removed. If the object is lodged, you don’t want to risk pushing it farther into the child’s throat. If the child is unconscious or shows no signs of breathing, skip to the next step. This step should only be taken if the child is conscious; if the child is unconscious, begin CPR immediately.' If the choking child shows signs of reduced breathing, then you want to attempt to clear the airway by performing an abdominal thrust—also known as the Heimlich maneuver. To perform the maneuver:  Wrap both of your arms around the child’s waist while tipping him or her slightly forward. Form a fist with one of your hands and position it on the child’s stomach just barely above the navel. Grab your fist with your other hand. Thrust the fist upward into the child’s abdomen quickly. Perform five times if necessary while watching to see if the object dislodges. Check for breathing. If the child stops breathing completely at any point or becomes unconscious, then proceed to CPR. If the the child is unconscious then you need to begin emergency CPR to...

TL;DR in English: Check for breathing. Have someone call 911. Look for an obvious obstruction. Attempt to clear the airway if the child is conscious. Perform chest compressions. Check the child’s airway. Perform rescue breathing if you are trained to do so. Call 911 if you’re by yourself. Continue performing CPR.
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Always start from lower elevation and work your way up to higher elevation when placing the first rocks. A good bet is to start off with your largest boulders in place so that they give context and contrast. Backfill any soil beneath large boulders as needed, paying particular attention to boulders perched on elevation. Placing a larger character boulder behind a the actual beginning of the waterfall itself is a great way to build dimension in your waterfall. Character boulders to the sides of the waterfall work great as well. In nature's streams, especially near waterfalls, smaller stones and pebbles tend to get swept away down current. That's why larger stones look more natural close to waterfalls. Stick with a good combination of medium and larger stones for a more natural look if you feel like your waterfall looks artificial. In the moment, placing stones gives you a great idea of how things will look up close. What it doesn't do is give you a perspective of how things look from afar. Periodically take a steps back from stone placement and decide whether you like the arrangement of stones where they are. You may place a single stone or boulder four or five times before you're happy with where it's placed. Slate makes for an excellent spill stone. Don't be afraid to use smaller stones or even small pebbles to create the base for your spillway. Here are some other things to keep in mind when building spillways:  If you're having trouble keeping your spillway stone in place, sometimes a larger stone on top of it will anchor it in place while you build its base. Always measure the slope of your spillway with a level. This is important for two big reasons. First, going front to back, you'll want your spillway stone to be either level or sloped slightly downward; if it's sloped upward, water isn't going to travel down it nicely. Second, going side to side, make sure your spillway stone is level; this will ensure that the water travels over the entire surface evenly and doesn't pool on one side. Small...

TL;DR in English: Start from the bottom up, placing larger boulders first. Use larger stones near each waterfall if possible. Periodically step back from your waterfall and look at the piece from a different angle. Place the spillway rocks carefully.
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This will increase your safety and make for an altogether more enjoyable experience.  Start asking around when you hear about the show. Coordinate who will buy the tickets since buying them individually will mean you sit apart. (Unless it is a general admission show.) Keep in contact with your friends after you've decided to go. Make sure no one changes their minds or makes other plans and you buy a ticket for them. Either go through the venue website, the band website, an authorized ticket website or authorized ticket site, such as the box office. Compare prices between websites to confirm you are getting your tickets at a reasonable price.  Booking online or in person will offer you the same chance for good tickets. Spending the night outside the venue no longer offers the opportunities for good seats, unless general admission for this venue means standing room close to the stage. In this case, the earlier you get to the venue the higher the likelihood that you will be front and center. Find out the date and time tickets go on sale and try to book at that time. Online sites may offer bad seats for your first search. Unless the show is a guaranteed sell out you can usually refresh the search a few times and find better tickets. If your under 18, have a parent or adult guardian purchase the tickets for you, this doesn't have to mean they spend their money, you can pay them back. Buying smaller numbers of tickets will usually result in better seats. Trying to buy 10 tickets at once will probably have nosebleed seats. Purchases online require a credit card. Box office purchases can usually use cash or credit. You can avoid some fees by getting an e-ticket that you can print. These are easy to duplicate and since you don't know if it's valid until it is scanned people may shy away from buying your ticket should you need to sell. Most venues offer "Will Call" service. This is when you buy your ticket and have it waiting for you at the venue for pick up.  Will Call will require you show a driver's license and the...

TL;DR in English: Encourage friends to come along. Book your tickets from a reliable company. Select the method of delivery that works best for your timetable and situation. Avoid auctions unless you are willing to risk counterfeit tickets or paying high prices plus shipping.
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Allergens such as dust, pollen, pet dander and mold can irritate the nasal cavity and lead to postnasal drip.  Bathe pets to remove dander that may cause an irritation leading to postnasal drip. It may be necessary to remove pets from the home if the allergic reaction and postnasal drip is severe. Remove (flowering and non-flowering) plants from the home. Enclose unused pillows and mattresses in plastic to minimize allergens while sleeping. Clean your living areas, such as by sweeping, mopping, and dusting. An air purifier cleanses the air. Make sure to keep it on while you sleep as well. In addition, using a humidifier can add moisture to the air, which relieves the irritation in the nasal cavity. When the nasal cavity is irritated, it produces excess mucus as a response. If you don’t have a humidifier, take a hot shower and inhale the steam. Chronic postnasal drip could be caused by an underlying food allergy that you don't yet know about or have recently developed. Check with an allergist to see if you could be allergic to something and not yet know it.  The two main allergies are to gluten/wheat and dairy. Dairy is often linked to sinus, upper respiratory, and throat problems, while wheat is often associated gastrointestinal tract problems.  Since dairy is a likely culprit, phase dairy out of your diet for one month. If you experience no change in your symptoms, you've ruled out dairy as a possible allergen. If you experience an improvement in symptoms, you know that your body reacts to dairy by producing more mucus, although studies indicate a no clear link between dairy and mucus production.

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Make sure to account for all the items you will need to purchase, including party favors and the actual cost of the keg. Depending on the party, you may also need plastic cups, paper plates, plastic utensils, or party snacks.  Make sure to also pick up a tap system that works for your

Create a party budget to avoid overspending. Shop around for the best deal on a keg. Choose a location that can accommodate your party. Set a date for your party that's about two weeks away. Post about your party on social media to quickly spread the word. Advertise your party in a less public way if you want to control attendance.

Add the tomatoes and sugar. Cook over a medium heat until thickened. Stir regularly. Add the garlic, cinnamon, cloves, cumin, lemon juice, olive oil and prepared chilies. Season to taste and leave to cool. Once cooled, it's ready to serve. Garnish with the lemon rind lengths.

TL;DR in English: Assemble the ingredients and items needed to make the salsa. Prepare the chilies as outlined above. Put the onions into the cooking pan. Remove from the heat. Serve.
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Chlorine bleach, which is the most common kind, is a strong acid. Bleach will burn your skin if you get it on yourself. Wear gloves that go up your forearm to protect from splashes. Even after you dilute the bleach, it’s best to wear gloves. Just as bleach can burn your skin, it’s also harmful if you breathe its fumes for a long period of time. Open the windows when you can, and set up fans to move the air around. If you have any breathing problems, wear a mask to reduce the intake of fumes, or avoid using bleach altogether. Undiluted bleach will fade and ruin many different materials. Never pour it over a wood floor or carpet. A stainless steel sink or a plastic wash tub is the best place to dilute your bleach. If you mix bleach with hot water, you’ll increase the fumes that are released from the bleach. This worsens the already hazardous breathing situation. In addition, hot water decomposes the active ingredient in bleach making it essentially useless. Bleach is highly concentrated and is not meant to be used undiluted. Without diluting bleach with water, you’ll likely do more damage than good. Bleach is strong enough to still be effective even in a diluted state.

TL;DR in English: Wear rubber gloves when working with bleach. Work in a well-ventilated room. Pour the bleach over a sink or tub. Use cold water. Avoid using undiluted bleach.
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If you have other items that you would like to get rid of, then having a yard sale may be the best option for selling your bridesmaid dress. Choose a day (or a couple of days) to have your sale and set up a little shop in your front yard or garage. You could even band together with your neighbors and plan to have yard sales on the same days to increase the number of people who stop by. Post large, easy to read signs directing people to the sale as well.  Mention the dress in ads or signs that you use to promote your yard sale. Display your bridesmaid dress where people will see it. Hang it on the front of a rack or put it on a dress form if you have one. Be prepared to haggle. You may want to put a slightly higher price on the dress than you want. For example, if you would like to get $75 for the dress, then put $95 on it. Then, if someone asks if you’d be willing to take less, you can let them know you’d be willing to go as low as $75. Some smaller bridal shops may purchase and resell used bridesmaid dresses for more than you might get at a for-profit thrift shop. Check with bridal shops in your area to see if they do this. You will likely have to go to the shop with your dress to find out how much they might be willing to pay for it. Try calling and saying, “I have a bridesmaid dress that I only wore 1 time. Do you purchase used dresses that are in good condition?” Some for-profit thrift shops will buy used clothing. Check with thrift shops in your area to see if any of them buy used clothing. If you find one that does, take your dress in and see what they would be willing to pay you for it.  Keep in mind that you do not need to sell your dress if you don’t like the price they are willing to pay. Some thrift stores may give you more if you accept store credit than if you take cash. If you need some new clothes, then you may be able to exchange your bridesmaid dress for some nice gently used items. Your friends and family may know someone who is in need of a bridesmaid dress and who would be willing to buy...

TL;DR in English: Have a yard sale. Check out local bridal shops. Visit a local thrift store. Tell friends and family you are selling the dress.
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In Spanish, there are 2 different tenses used for talking about actions that occurred in the past. Use imperfect tense if you're talking about something you used to do (continually or habitually). You need the preterite tense if you're talking about something that is done, meaning the action occurred entirely in the past.  Poner is regular in the imperfect tense, but irregular in the preterite tense. If you want to talk about the continual past action of putting something somewhere, you would use the imperfect tense. Drop the -er ending and add the same ending to the verb stem (pon-) as you would for regular -er verbs.  Yo ponía (I used to put) Tú ponías (you used to put) Él/ella/usted ponía (he/she/you used to put) Nosotros/as poníamos (we used to put) Vosotros/as poníais (you all used to put) Ellos/ellas/ustedes ponían (they/you all used to put) If you're talking about an action that began and ended in the past, you want to use the preterite tense. The verb "poner" is highly irregular in the preterite sense.  Yo puse (I put) Tú pusiste (you put) Él/ella/usted puso (he/she/you put) Nosotros/as pusimos (we put) Vosotros/as pusisteis (you all put) Ellos/ellas/ustedes pusieron (they/you all put)

TL;DR in English: Choose the correct tense. Use regular conjugation rules for imperfect tense. Change the verb stem for preterite tense.
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Make sure to account for all the items you will need to purchase, including party favors and the actual cost of the keg. Depending on the party, you may also need plastic cups, paper plates, plastic utensils, or party snacks.  Making a budget will also give you a chance to make a shopping list to ensure you don’t forget anything important. Don’t forget to check wholesale and discount stores to find the best deals. Many local liquor stores and grocery stores offer kegs for rent. Prices can vary, and you may find that the cost for a keg at one location is significantly cheaper than the same keg somewhere else. Many retailers will list prices on their website, but be prepared to make a few calls as well.  Depending on where you live, kegs can range from $75 to $175 and even more for luxury beers.  Make sure to also pick up a tap system that works for your keg! Most retailers include this with the keg rental, but double check before confirming your purchase. Whether you decide to use your home or rent out an event space, make sure the location is big enough for the party you're planning. Ideally, your location should have a good amount of open space so people can mingle. Additionally, consider that people may want to dance or engage in other activities. Depending on how rowdy you expect your party to get, you may also want to factor whether the location has any breakable or delicate features when you're planning. The more advance warning you give your guests, the better, though in practice you don't want to plan too far in the future. Ideally, pick a weekend night that you know isn't too busy – watch out for important holidays or conflicting events that might detract from your party. If you or your friends keep a social calendar, check that before scheduling your party, to make sure the people that will really enjoy the party will be able to make it! You can create a public event on social media sites like Facebook or Twitter, which guests can then share with their friends! This is also a great place to post any...

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Water your tree. Fertilize the tree once every three months with organic fertilizer. Prune your guava tree to give it a tree shape. Cover the tree with a tarp during cold winters to protect it from frost. Check your tree for diseases. Pick your guava fruit.

There are many brands and options out there. Kenwood, Pioneer, JL audio, and Sony are top of the line in this category. Each of these brands offers an entire line of stereos that are suited to fit different needs and budgets. Match the colors on the harnesses or follow the included diagram. This makes it much easier to install and later remove the head-unit should you decide to take it to another car, and a wiring harness adapter usually only costs around $20 or less. You may also need to purchase an antenna adaptor for your new head unit and vehicle. You will need a service manual such as Haynes, but any manual that provides details for your make and model should work. Every stereo is different, and sometimes it is required that you remove parts of the dash/console to remove the stereo. This is where the manual will be most helpful. It can also be helpful to have a comprehensive guide on aftermarket stereo installation. This will cut power to the car and allow you to safely work on the electrical components (like stereo wiring). This will usually consist of taking off some portion of the dash and or faceplate (consult your service manual) and then taking out the mounting screws that hold in your head unit. Once you’ve done this, the unit will slide right out. It will be plugged into the back of your head unit. You will have access to it when you pull the head unit out.  Some people choose to cut these wires away (especially if they didn’t purchase a wiring adaptor) but this can void the warranty. The wires will be clearly marked, as the adaptor is designed to make your car and head unit fit together. Crimp the wires as instructed in the wiring harness adapter's instructions. After crimping (or soldering as some choose to do), twist on appropriate sized wire nuts and make sure to keep your wires as neat as possible. This part is even easier than connecting the adaptor to the head unit. It literally is designed to plug right into your factory wiring harness. Do that now. If you needed an antenna adaptor, you...

TL;DR in English: Select a new head unit. Buy the wiring harnesses for your head unit and your vehicle. Purchase a service manual for your car. Unhook your battery’s ground terminal. Remove the original head unit. Unplug the wiring harness. Connect your wiring harness adaptor to your new head unit. Plug the wiring harness adaptor into the factory wiring harness. Connect the head unit to the antenna. Mount the new head unit. Replace any dash components. Reconnect the battery ground terminal. Test your stereo.
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Crobat evolves from Golbat. You can either catch a Golbat, or you can catch a Zubat and raise it to level 22. This will cause it to evolve into Golbat. You can raise a Zubat to level 22 by battling with it, or by giving it Rare Candy.  Zubat can be caught at Altering Cave, Cave of Origin, Granite Cave, Victory Road, Meteor Falls, Seafloor Cavern, and Shoal Cave. Golbats can be caught at Cave of Origin, Shoal Cave, Sky Pillar, Meteor Falls, Seafloor Cavern, and Victory Road. You'll need to reach a high Friendship level to evolve Golbat into Crobat. See the section below for details on raising your Golbat's Friendship. You can check your Friendship level with Golbat by visiting the woman in the house in the lower-left corner of Verdanturf Town. When you talk to the woman with Golbat as the first Pokémon in your party, she'll let you know how your Friendship rates. Below are the lines you should look out for (Golbat will evolve at 220 Friendship):   150-199 - "It likes you quite a lot. It seems to want to be babied a little."  200-254 - "It seems to be very happy. It obviously likes you a whole lot."  255 - "It adores you. It can't possibly love you any more. I even feel happy seeing it." Once you think you have 220 Friendship points, have Golbat gain a level. You can do this through combat or by using a Rare Candy. If Golbat has 220+ Friendship, it will evolve to Crobat.  The friendship rating lady will not tell you when you've reached exactly 220. You'll have to guess based on what she says and what you've done since then. Zubats and Golbats caught in the wild will start with a 70 Friendship rating.

TL;DR in English: Obtain a Golbat. Raise your Golbat's Friendship level. Check your Friendship level. Level up Golbat after reaching 220 Friendship points.
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Eating a high-fat diet increases your risks of obesity, clogged arteries, high blood pressure, heart disease, heart attacks, and stroke. Try to eat no more than three servings of fat per day. A tablespoon of butter is a serving. Ways to do this include:  Check the labels on food to see what types of fat they contain. Saturated fats are generally solid fats like butter and shortening. They increase your cholesterol and risk of heart disease. Keep saturated fats to 14 grams per day or less. Trans fats also increase your cholesterol, increasing your risk of clogged arteries and heart attacks. Try to eat no more than two grams of trans fats per day. If food says that it has fats which are “partially hydrogenated,” they may be trans fats.  Unsaturated fats like monounsaturated fats and polyunsaturated fats are thought to be healthier than saturated and trans fats. They are found in oils, avocados, nuts, and seeds. The Mayo Clinic recommends the following fat sources: Olive, canola, vegetable, and nut oils; avocados; nuts; seeds; trans-fat-free margarine; cholesterol-lowering margarines like Benecol, Promise Activ, and Smart Balance. Less healthy fats include: Butter, lard, bacon fat, gravy, cream sauces, nondairy creamers, hydrogenated margarine, hydrogenated shortening, cocoa butter, chocolate, coconut, palm, cottonseed, and palm kernel oils. Many people don’t eat nearly enough fruits and vegetables. Try to consume four to five servings of both fruit and vegetables daily. A serving is a half a cup. Fruits and vegetables are great sources of vitamins and minerals and they are low in fat.  Healthy ways to get fruits and vegetables include eating them fresh or frozen. If you purchase canned items, look for low sodium vegetables and fruits that are canned in juice or water. Avoid eating vegetables that are fried, breaded, or have heavy cream sauces. These are high in fat. Fruits that are canned in sugary syrups or are frozen with added sugar will increase your calorie intake. Prepare healthy snacks of fresh fruit and...

TL;DR in English: Protect your heart and your arteries with a low-fat diet. Eat diverse fruits and vegetables. Eat lean, not fatty, meats. Manage your weight with six to eight servings of whole grains per day. Control your fat intake with low-fat dairy products. Reduce your hypertension risk with a low-salt diet. Limit the amount of sweets you eat.
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Talking with someone you trust can help you to feel more connected with others and this may ease some of the strong emotions associated with lovesickness. Call or meet up with a friend or family member and tell them about how you’ve been feeling and why. For example, you might call up a friend or family member and say something like, “Hey, I’m having a hard time coping since Regina turned me down for a date and I just need to talk to someone about it. Do you have time to meet up later?” for 15 minutes or more every day to ease anxiety. Stress and anxiety may be symptoms of lovesickness, and it’s important to find ways to manage stress and anxiety. Relaxation techniques are an effective way to experience a sense of calm. Some techniques you might try include:  Yoga Meditation Progressive muscle relaxation Deep breathing Alcohol and drug can have an adverse effect on your mood, so it’s best to avoid these substances if you’re already struggling with mood swings or negative emotions, such as depression and anxiety. Talk with your doctor if you’re having trouble coping without alcohol or drugs. They can provide you with resources that may help you to quit. Difficulty concentrating is a common complaint when someone has lovesickness. The Pomodoro technique is a time management method where you work in 25-minute chunks or “poms.” After you complete a pom, you take a 5-minute break, and after you complete 4 poms, you take a longer break, such as 20 minutes. By working in this way, you may find it easier to maintain your focus and get more done.  Use a kitchen timer or a timer on your phone to keep track of your poms. Mark an X on a piece of paper after you finish a pom and keep a running tally, so you will know how many you have done. Writing about your feelings can help you to purge negative thoughts and feelings from your system and it can also help to relieve stress. Try writing about the emotions you’re experiencing—good and bad—and why you’re feeling this way. Write for 10 minutes or more every day as you...

TL;DR in English: Talk with a trusted friend or family member about how you’re feeling. Relax Avoid dulling your feelings with alcohol or drugs. Try the Pomodoro technique if you’re having trouble concentrating. Write about your feelings in a journal or diary. Ask your doctor about antidepressants if you’re depressed.
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While the tree is young, you should water it 2 to 3 times a week. Once it matures, however, it won’t need as much water so 2 to 3 times a month should suffice. Guava trees are sensitive to waterlogging, so be sure to regulate what you give.  Guava trees are mainly rain-fed. Remove any weeds and grass from the tree’s area as a young guava tree cannot compete very well against them for water and nutrients. Your tree should be well established before performing this step. Scatter the fertilizer around the tree while making sure not to come in contact with the stem. Once you've done that, water the tree and fertilizer thoroughly. It's preferred that you wait a year before fertilizing your tree. You'll want to start pruning around 3 to 4 months after the tree has sprouted. If your tree has multiple trunks, find the middlemost one and cut the others away at their base. Trim up the side branches to keep them around 2 feet (0.61 m) to 3 feet (0.91 m) in length. Cut any branches that sprout from other branches and any dead or damaged branches you find as well. Exposure to extreme cold can severely damage or kill a guava tree. You can use tarps or blankets to protect the top of the tree. You don't need to drape the entire tree, just the top. Anchor the corners of whatever you used to cover the tree to the ground. In addition to this, you can place another heat source below the tree to give it practically complete freeze protection. Common diseases to look out for are the Guava Wilt Disease, Stylar End Rot, and Anthracnose.  Guava wilt disease symptoms include wilting and yellowing or bronzing of the leaves, noticeable sagging, and the premature shedding of fruits. There is no cure for this, but heavy doses of nitrogen after fruiting and protecting the roots from damage can stave it off. Stylar End Rot only affects the fruit of the tree, discoloring it to brown or black. Infected fruit cannot be saved, but a fungicidal spray can save the rest of your crop. Anthracnose causes young shoots to die rapidly while leaving the...

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Cut a 9 inch (23 cm) circle out of white craft foam to make the hat. Glue a piece of yellow boa to the inside edge of foam shell. Hot glue the cone to a yellow pilot cap to complete the cracked egg hat. Measure your child's waist and torso with a measuring tape. Cut a strip of cardboard with sharp scissors. Cut a rectangle of felt from about 1 yard (0.91 m) of the fabric. Form a loop with the cardboard. Attach the felt to the cardboard. Trim the top of the felt to create a cracked egg edge. Strengthen the lower eggshell with quilt batting. Create a rounded bottom edge with darts. Cut 2 pieces of yellow ribbon and glue them to the bottom shell. Dress your child in yellow clothing before putting on the shell components. Tie on the bottom shell component and hat to complete the costume.

When you are single, you may want to date around to meet a lot of different people. However, you should date people who you find interesting and attractive. You should have characteristics that you like in someone that causes you to date them instead of dating just anyone you meet. For example, you may want to date people who are attractive, career-oriented, and interested in certain hobbies. Though you may find it difficult to meet people with these qualities, don’t lower your standards just so you can have a date. Figuring out what you want in another person can help you choose potential partners with some forethought. If you don’t know what you are looking for, you may just date anyone. Having no standards may lead to you to act desperate because you aren’t putting any thought into your dates at all. You may need to make a list to help you determine what you are looking for. This list should go beyond physical traits. Think about shared interests, values, characteristics, qualities, and other things you are looking for in another person. It might be that you want a dog person or someone who has a higher degree. You may want an instant connection when you go out somewhere to meet people. Often, it takes awhile for you to become comfortable and known in a place. If you have tried a new dating site, started a new class or hobby, or started going to a new place, give it enough time for people to notice you or get to know you. Don’t get discouraged on the first day if nothing happens. Don’t get discouraged after the first week. Keep going back. One thing desperate singles sometimes do is act like they are something they are not. You may pretend to like something you don’t or go to an event or meetup you’re not interested in to meet people. This only causes more stress for you since you aren’t interested in the topic and may meet someone who you do not share interests with.  Instead, be honest about your likes, dislikes, and preferences. This includes when you meet someone and on an online dating profile. This...

TL;DR in English: Maintain standards in who you date. Determine what you are looking for in another person. Avoid being impatient. Refrain from pretending to be something you are not. Try not to fish for compliments. Avoid telling everyone you are single.
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You might benefit from using a cloth or paper towel to remove  excess blood. Don't rub the stain, as this can spread the blood stain or push it deeper into your upholstery. Use a dabbing motion to try and remove as much of the blood as you can, changing the cloth/paper towel when needed. Mix 2 teaspoons of salt with 1 cup of cold water and pour the solution into a spray bottle. Hot or even warm water can set the blood stain permanently to your car upholstery, so be sure to use cool water when applying the solution to your stain. If you don't have a spray bottle, dip a clean, white cloth in the saltwater solution and blot the affected area, changing your cloth as necessary. If you are working on a large stain, start on the edges and work your way towards the center; this will keep the stain from spreading. Repeat spraying and blotting until the blood stain is gone or the cloth is not absorbing any more blood. Use a cloth dampened with cold water, rinse the remaining solution from the spot. Try not to scrub at the spot; dabbing motions will draw out the excess solution most effectively. Using a dry cloth or paper towel, dry the area by gently pressing it to the stained area. If the stain is still visible, you may have a permanent stain, but a stronger method might also solve your problem.

TL;DR in English: Blot the stained area. Prepare a saltwater solution. Spray the saltwater solution on the stained area. Blot the area with a dry cloth to absorb the excess solution. Rinse your blood stain thoroughly. Dry the area.
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With this exercise, you may be tempted to move your upper arms, too. However, that allows your shoulders to take some of the load. Since the goal of this exercise is mainly to work the triceps, try to keep those upper arms still. You can do it! You may also be tempted to let your elbows pull away from your body, which reduces the work your triceps are doing. Keep your elbows in close to truly work your triceps as much as you can. Gravity is your friend on this exercise. Gravity is what makes it difficult to lift the weights back up. However, if you're on an incline bench, you may be inclined to keep your upper arms perpendicular to your body. Always check to make sure your upper arms are perpendicular to the floor instead. If you straighten your arms completely, you likely get a little rest at the top, which feels good but doesn't work your triceps as much. However, if you stop just short, you're continuing the pressure on your arms, which helps work them that much harder. Of course, if you need to, don't be afraid to take a break. You don't want to injure yourself.

TL;DR in English: Keep your upper arms still. Pull in your elbows. Aim to make your upper arms perpendicular with the floor, not your body. Don't go all the way up to the straightened position.
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Using hot, soapy water, scrub the outside of the block down. Don't forget to get the underside, too, as that can build up bacteria. You may need to scrub harder to get off any grease or sticky spots. For this part, you'll need a slender brush. A baby bottle nipple brush works, but you can also try a pipe cleaner. Use it to scrub inside the knife slots, getting as far down in there as you can. Starting with the inside, flush the block with warm water to rinse off the soap. Move to the outside, making sure to rinse off all sides of the block thoroughly with water. You may need to rub it with your hands a bit to make sure the soap is gone.

TL;DR in English: Scrub the outside down. Wash inside the knife slots. Rinse it off.
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To create the look of a cracked shell for the hat, trim the circle so that it has a zigzag pattern. From the edge of circle, make cut toward the center that's 3.5 inches (9 cm) long. Overlap the edges to create a cone shape and secure the edges together with hot glue. The cone shape will create a space for your child to wear this piece as a hat. Use hot glue to secure a yellow bow around the inner rim of the cone, trimming the boa as needed to remove any excess length. Once attached, the yellow feathers should just peek out from underneath the cracked shell foam. You can get yellow feather boas at any craft store. A baby's pilot cap looks like a skull cap with 2 strings that are tied under the chin to secure the cap in place. Place the cracked egg portion on top of the pilot cap and hot glue it in place so that the pointed cone end is facing the ceiling. If possible, use a yellow pilot cap, but a white one will do in a pinch. Wrap the tape around his or her stomach. The measuring tape should cross the belly button. Double measurement, then subtract 1 inch (2.5 cm) from that measurement, which creates enough space in the costume for that Humpty Dumpty shape look you're going for. For the torso, measure the space between the child's crotch and his or her mid-chest. Add 2 inches (5 cm) to this measurement. You can also use a craft knife. The strip of cardboard should be about 3 inches (7.6 cm) wide and  the same length as the waist measurement you took. Use sturdy cardboard that can bend without creasing. The width of the rectangle should match the measurement you took of your child's torso. The length of the rectangle should match the measurement you took of your child's waist. Gently fold the cardboard strip into a loop without creasing it. Squeeze a line of hot glue on one end of the cardboard. Overlap the ends as you're sticking them together, reducing the total circumference by no more than 1 inch (2.5 cm). Cover the cardboard loop with hot glue. Then wrap the rectangle of felt around the outside of the...

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Check the therapist's education. Make sure the therapist is licensed. Ask about professional organizations.

The most important requirement for your new shark is that you buy a tank that is large enough. A small juvenile can be kept temporarily in a 30 gallon tank. Very soon, however, you'll need a much larger tank: 180 gallons is the minimum size for these sharks.  Bamboo sharks are bottom dwellers and will rarely come up to the top of the tank. Therefore, if you are trying to choose between differently shaped tanks of similar size, choose the one with the largest bottom surface area. This will give your shark plenty of room to swim around. Round or hexagonal tanks are best, as the corners of a rectangular tank will restrict the shark's swimming motion. A tank of this size will be very heavy, once filled with water, rocks, and so on. Make sure to place it somewhere you are certain can bear the weight.  A full 180 gallon tank can weigh close to 2000 pounds. If you place this on an upper floor, be certain the floor can withstand the weight. You may even need to have a contractor add additional support from below, unless your tank will sit on a ground floor with no basement or crawl space. To keep aquarium conditions safe and comfortable for your bamboo shark, you'll need to add several devices to your tank to keep the water clean, warm, and circulating.  Sharks are carnivorous creatures that eat a lot and produce a lot of waste. It is important to have an effective filtration system to keep the water clean. Both an aquarium carbon filter and a protein skimmer are recommended. Both should be available at your aquarium store or online. A pump, such as a sump pump that keeps water circulating will help your filtration system work better. It will also help break down harmful nitrates and oxygenate the water. Your shark will also enjoy some gentle water movement. Like any aquatic animal, it's also important to keep the water temperature comfortable for your shark. A temperature of 78-82 degrees Fahrenheit is ideal for bamboo sharks. You can achieve this by purchasing an aquarium heater rated at two to three watts per...

TL;DR in English: Purchase a large tank. Place the tank in a secure area. Set up pumps, filters, and heaters. Add rocks and sand. Prepare the water. Fill the tank.
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Click the Gear icon in the top-right. Select Manage Add-ons from the menu. In the window that appears, select Search Providers from the left frame. Remove MyStart Search and Incredibar from the list. Be sure to remove both entries. Click the Gear icon again and select Internet Options. In the General tab, delete the MyStart address from the Home Page section and enter a new one that you prefer. Press Apply to save your changes. In the General tab of Internet Options, click the Delete… button under Browsing History to delete your cookies. This will remove cookies from your computer that refer to MyStart.

TL;DR in English: Remove the MyStart search engine. Change your home page back. Delete your browser data.
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When you're checking out, the cashier often asks for your e-mail. This is so the store can send you coupons and updates on sales. However, these e-mails often get lost in your regular e-mail. Create a separate e-mail address to give out at the register. Check this address when you're planning a shopping trip. It's a simple change, but sometimes making a list can help you bargain shop. Try to make a list of the items you actually need before going on a shopping trip. Then, stick to that list strictly. You may end up overspending on impulse purchases without a list. Whether you're grocery shopping, clothes shopping, or shopping for anything else, write out what you need ahead of time. You're more likely to seek out bargains if you have to find a discount. If you set a strict budget for yourself, and make sticking to it a priority, you'll end up buying cheaper items. This can also help prevent impulse buys.  It's fairly easy to make a budget. To start, write down your total monthly income. From there, subtract necessary expenses like cost of living and any monthly bills. The amount that you have left is how much you can reasonably spend on extras throughout the month. From here, break down how you spend money into categories. Jot down things like food, entertainment, clothes, and so on. You can then choose a reasonable budget for how much you should aim to spend on each category. Stick to your budget, even if it's hard at first. If you budget $200 a month for food, do not go over that budget. While ordering takeout after a stressful work day might seem tempting, if it's not in your budget it avoid it. Many people don't realize they'll be more adept at bargain hunting if they shop in the right mindset. Shopping when you're stressed or tired could lead you to make quick purchasing decisions instead of looking for the best price. Shopping when you're hungry could lead you to stocking up on cheap convenience food over something substantial. Make sure you're in a good mood before going shopping. If you're feeling...

TL;DR in English: Have a separate e-mail for coupons. Make a list. Set a budget. Shop when you're in a good mood. Set a timeframe for shopping. Pay with cash. Shop alone.
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You need to be “available” to find true love. The first thing is to get over heartache or past love, accept the loss, and start to come to terms with it. This takes time. It’s also hard. But, you’ll never be able to move on if you don’t stop to grieve.  Make the choice to let go. Say to yourself, “It’s over and I need to move on.” Otherwise, you may end up sabotaging your future efforts. Express your pain. Part of grieving is emotion! Let it out directly, vent to a friend, or write it out in a letter that you’ll never send to your ex. Forgive. This is a key part of moving on. It doesn’t mean forgetting what happened, but choosing to release your hurt and anger and move forward. Grieving is totally natural, but try not to get carried away. Take ownership for the past and don’t cast yourself as a victim in love. After all, you played a part in your relationships.  While grieving, acknowledge your role in the heartbreak. Ask yourself, “Did I go wrong? How? What could I have done differently?” Self-pity is easy and feels good. Resist it. Say, “I’m not going to keep feeling bad about someone else and what they did; I’m going to start to feel good.” As said, coming to terms with the past isn’t easy. But you need to be honest and confront it head-on, rather than letting things fester. Do some serious self-examination. Look at your personal qualities with an eye to self-improvement.  List your strengths and weaknesses. Write down things – qualities, talents, habits, ticks – that you consider to be strengths, like generosity or emotional openness. Then, list weaknesses. Are you a natural pessimist, for example? Maybe you are stingy with money? Note common elements. Do you always tend to love the same type of people? Are there mistakes, patterns, or repeated dynamics in your past relationships? Try to find and identify what they are. You may be hurting, but try to see it as an opportunity to learn about yourself and what can and will make you happy in the future. Finding true love is hard, to be sure, and not...

TL;DR in English: Grieve for a while. Don’t give in to self-pity. Do some self-examination. See the past as a lesson rather than a failure.
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In order to become a licensed marriage and family therapist, a counselor needs to have completed one of three educational requirements. A marriage counselor may have earned a master's degree (which takes two to three years to complete), a doctoral program (which takes three to five years to complete), or a post-graduate clinical training program (which typically takes between three and four years to complete).  Typically, after graduating from an accredited program, a counselor will complete a mandatory post-degree supervised clinical training program. This is usually required, regardless of the counselor's degree earned. You may also find a PhD-level licensed professional counselor (LPC) or psychologist with extensive experience counseling couples. In addition to ensuring that a given counselor has the right background, it's also a good idea to confirm that that therapist is licensed. Depending on which state you reside in, a marriage counselor may be required to pass a state licensing exam, the national examination administered by the Association of Marital and Family Therapy Regulatory Boards (AMFTRB), or both. You can often find information about a given therapist's licensing status by checking that therapist's website. If you cannot find that information there, ask the therapist directly. Though a therapist is not required to join a professional organization/association, it's usually a good sign when a therapist is a member of one. A therapist's membership indicates that she has a personal interest in counseling, as well as a desire to continue to learn and adapt her practice with new trends in the field.  One of the biggest professional organizations for marriage counselors is the American Association for Marriage and Family Therapists (AAMFT).  AAMFT requires supervised training and mandatory coursework of all members to ensure quality and consistency.

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Facial expression seems to have a moderate effect on mood, though scientists don't fully understand why. The act of smiling may induce feelings of happiness, so smile frequently. The more you smile, the more others will smile at you. This will also improve mood and make social interactions more pleasant. Happy music can instantly improve your mood and increase awareness of positive attributes of others and your environment. Try starting each day by listening to upbeat music while you get dressed. Keep headphones with you so you can give your mood a boost periodically throughout the day. Spend a little time each day doing something you enjoy. This will give you something to look forward to and provide a brief escape from stress. For added benefit, start hobbies that require you to go outside. Spending time in nature will contribute to positive mood. Meditating helps to manage stress and improve mood. Schedule 20 minutes each day to maintain the benefits of meditation, and take breaks for additional meditation during times of stress.   Meditating takes practice, so be patient. Find a quiet place to practice meditation. Close your eyes or focus on a central object, like a candle flame, to reduce visual distractions. Focus your attention on your breathing. If you struggle with distractions, counting the duration as you inhale and exhale may help. Consider taking a class for guided meditation to improve your technique. Local yoga studios may offer classes. Take time each day to acknowledge all of the things you have to be grateful for. This will help you maintain a positive attitude and a pleasant mood. Share your good mood by sharing entries of your gratitude journal with those whose actions made it into your journal.

TL;DR in English: Smile, even if you don't feel like it. Listen to upbeat and inspirational music. Find a hobby you love. Meditate regularly. Keep a gratitude journal.
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Remember that you can select more than one style for your dining room walls. Some popular styles or themes include:  Formal and elegant Casual and comfortable Traditional Rustic Eclectic Country Contemporary or modern Look at the room to see if any feature grabs your attention when you walk in. Use that focal point as a starting point for hanging decorations or deciding the mood for the room. For example, if you have a large bay window or fireplace, decide if you want the room to be light and airy or dark and rustic.  If you don't have a large focal point, keep in mind that items can also be the main attraction in the room. You might have family china that you'd like to arrange on the walls or a beautiful painting that could fill a wall. Alternatively, you create an accent wall with wallpaper or a bold paint color. Some people only use their dining rooms for formal get togethers while others eat in them every day. Think about how often you plan on using the room and what kind of atmosphere you want it to be.  For example, if you frequently host small gatherings, you may want to create a cozy, warm dining room. You could hang family photos and/or souvenirs from your travels on the walls. Choose durable and/or multifunctional pieces if you use the room as a workspace or if children use the room.

TL;DR in English: Consider what style you want. Choose a focal point for the walls. Decide how you're going to use the room.
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You’ll usually find this app on the home screen. It’s near the middle of the menu. It’s at the bottom of the ″ACCOUNTS″ section. It’s near the center of the menu. It’s at the bottom of the page. If you already have a Gmail account and want to connect it to your iPhone, type your username, tap Next, and then follow the on-screen instructions to sign in. Type your first name into the first blank, and your last name into the second blank. Use the drop-down menus to select the month, day, and year of your birthday. Then, tap the Gender drop-down to choose the best fit. This is the name that will come before the ″@gmail.com″ part of your email address. If the username you want is taken, keep trying other options until you find one that works. Your password must be at least 8 characters long, and should contain letters, numbers, and symbols. Type it the same into both boxes to confirm. Google needs your phone number so it can send you a verification code to enter on the next screen. If your phone number is already connected to another Google account, tap Continue when prompted. Tapping I agree confirms that you agree to all of the terms included listed. Your new Google account is now created. You’ve now added your new Gmail account to your iPhone or iPad. If you want to receive your Gmail messages in the Mail app, slide the ″Mail″ switch to the On position and tap Save. If you’d prefer to use the Gmail app, slide it Off and tap Save. If you want to use Gmail’s official app to send and receive messages, download it from the App Store. Once the app is downloaded, open it, and then follow the on-screen instructions to sign in.

TL;DR in English: Open your iPhone or iPad’s Settings . Scroll down and tap Passwords & Accounts. Tap Add Account. Tap Google. Tap Create account. Enter your name and tap Next. Enter your birthday and gender and tap Next. Type your desired username and tap Next. Create a password and tap Next. Enter your phone number and tap Next. Enter the verification code and tap Next. Review the terms of service and tap I agree. Tap Next to sign in. Download the Gmail app (optional).
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Find a spot that you can set out enough chairs for your students. If you're playing at home, your bedroom might be too small. Instead, ask your parents if you can move around some furniture to set up your main classroom.  Use folding chairs, if you have them, and set them up in rows. For desks, you can use little stools. You can also just use chairs. Pick the front of the classroom and put a big piece of paper on the wall, like the a chalk board. Use markers to write on the paper instead of chalk. If you're playing at home, try to plan out your whole school. Make each room in the house a different room in the school. Good school rooms to have for your play include:  Bathroom Principal's office Detention room and you might want to add an office Playground Lunchroom or cafeteria To really play school, you'll need at least a couple of things. Ask your "students" to bring their own supplies, or try to find enough around your house. Try to find:  Pencils, pens, or crayons Notebooks or paper Books Binders Erasers Do you want to teach the grade you're in? Your favorite grade you already went through? Or maybe you want to jump all the way up and teach a high school class? Could be fun. Pick the grade the sound the most fun and then change your lesson so it matches. Also, pick a subject! Do you want to teach math? Science? English? Pick a specific subject that will be fun and plan a lesson.

TL;DR in English: Find a good spot for your classroom. Pick other school rooms, if you want to. Gather the supplies a classroom would normally always use. Pick your grade-level that you want to teach.
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The name of your hero is Thrall, and his power lies in totems. Mind you, these totems vary and sometimes that’s a good thing. There’s a 1/1 totem, a 0/2 taunt totem, a 0/2 healer totem, and a 0/2 spell buffer totem. With these, how can you have an empty board?  If you have nothing decent to play, just summon a totem. This still gives you at least board presence. Some of the powerful Shaman minions have overload. Meaning, after activating these cards, some mana crystals will be locked on your next turn, so be aware of this and plan ahead before using that card with overload. Plan ahead by making sure you can still play a card despite the locked mana crystals on your next turn. Due to the nature of the Shaman’s hero ability, it is obvious that its play style will revolve around board dominance. Just keep your side of the board with minions and buff whenever possible.  Winning success of the Shaman relies heavily on what you draw on your first four turns. Hopefully, you have decent summons that could actually stay on the board so you can establish your dominance. Mid-game and endgame are the parts where the Shaman really shines, so make sure you survive the first turns, and you’ll be in good shape.

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Make a small piece of paper towel. Wrap it around your waist. This will help prevent the smell of the sweat. You can use a small piece of paper towel to dry your skin. This will help prevent the smell of the sweat. You can use a small piece of paper towel to dry your skin. This will

Wrap something around your waist. Dry yourself off as best you can. Change clothes if you can.

eck out your front yard for the holiday.  Use your trees, porch, driveway and windows to lend some Christmas spirit to the neighborhood. .  You can choreograph them along to one song, or a whole playlist of holiday tunes!  (Just be aware of your city's noise ordinances before you begin.)

TL;DR in English: . Make your outdoor Christmas lights flash to music
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Grab a portion of the paracord from the working end (i.e. the loose or non-knotted end). Form an open loop from this portion of cord, that is two to three times as long as the width of the buckle or the length of the buckle bar. Position this new loop directly next to portion of cord wrapped around the buckle bar. Push the newly formed loose loop beneath all four loops previously wrapped around the buckle bar. When finished, this "through loop" should stick out from beneath the wrapped portion and run parallel to the buckle bar. If you cannot easily push the loop through the wrapped portion of the cord, use your fingers or a thin, sturdy tool (skewer, crochet hook, nail, etc.) to loosen the wrapped loops, creating enough space for the loose loop to pass through. Carefully spread the loops wrapped around the buckle bar using your pointed tool. You should be able to see a layer of paracord running beneath the wrapped loops. The paracord running beneath the wrapped loops is connected to the through loop and working end of the cord. Using a sturdy skewer or other pointed tool, grab and lift the under layer of paracord through the first two wrapped loops along the bar, creating a new loop large enough for your finger to fit through. If you started with four wrapped loops, you should pull up a total of three "finger" loops in this manner.  Otherwise, the number of finger loops should be one fewer than the number of wrapped loops you started with. Each of these loops should lie between two of the original wrapped loops along the buckle bar. Start at the edge closest to the through loop, then gradually progress to the edge nearest the loose working end of paracord.

TL;DR in English: Form a loop with the working end. Slide the loose loop beneath the wrapped portion of paracord. Spread apart the wrapped loops. Pull up several finger loops, one fewer than the number of base loops.
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Measure each side of the bottom of your hat box. Add these lengths together. Draw a line on the poster board. The line must be the same length as the total length of the sides of your hat box bottom .  Make sure they are smooth.  Draw a thin line of glue on the hat box bottom. Place small dots of glue at each corner. Place the long poster board on the hat box bottom. Secure with paper tape on each side. Clamp your hat box bottom to the long poster board. Allow to dry completely before continuing. Use the same methods described for the round hat box, making allowance for the hexagonal or octagonal shape.

TL;DR in English: Cut the middle of your hat box from a piece of poster board. Using a craft knife, score and cut the long poster board. Sand the edges of the long poster board. Fold the poster board to conform to the shape of your hat box bottom. Attach the long poster board to the hat box bottom. Construct the remainder of the top of your hat box. Finished.
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Bring a large pot of water to a boil over high heat. Stir in the dried pasta and set a timer according to the cooking time recommended on the package. Stir the noodles occasionally as they cook to prevent them from clumping together. Turn off the burner and scoop out 1⁄2 cup (120 ml) of the water from the pasta pot. Set it aside and place a colander in the sink. Carefully pour the pasta into the colander so the rest of the water drains. You'll use the reserved pasta water when you make the sauce. Get out 1 pound (450 g) of boneless, skinless chicken breasts and pat them completely dry using paper towels. Set the chicken on a plate or cutting board and sprinkle 3/4 teaspoon (4.5 g) of the kosher salt and 1/4 teaspoon (0.5 g) of the pepper evenly over the chicken. Turn the chicken over so you can season the other sides as well.

TL;DR in English: Boil 1⁄2 pound (230 g) of dried fettuccine for 8 to 10 minutes. Reserve 1⁄2 cup (120 ml) of the pasta water and drain the rest. Sprinkle the chicken with salt and pepper.
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One way to cope with peeing while laughing in public is simply to cover up the evidence. There's a good chance no one will notice, and you'll end up avoiding some humiliation. This might be easier than you think. If you have a sweater, or another longer clothing item, try wrapping it around your waist to hide the urine stain.  If you have a jacket or a sweater with you, either one would work. Simply tie it around your waist. This will work better with a sweater, because many people tie sweaters around their waists anyways. If you don’t have a sweater or jacket handy, you could always buy one if you’re near or in a store. Going to this extent would make the most sense if you’re about to meet someone where you need to make an impression or seem professional. You could always ask a friend whether you could borrow a sweater or jacket if you don’t have one along. In fairness, you should be clear about why you need it if you’re borrowing someone else’s garments. You should make sure that the pee dries, at least somewhat to avoid drawing attention to yourself. You want to get rid of stains and smells. Dampness can also cause skin irritation, so it's vital you clean yourself up after an accident in public.  Get to a bathroom as soon as you can. You may have to slip into a coffee shop or a grocery store to make use of the public restroom. Ideally, you would wipe off your skin with a cotton cloth. From there, you would use moisturizing wipes to wipe off your skin. It's a good idea to put a moisturizing cream on the parts of your skin that got wet, as this can provide a barrier that prevents irritation. If you're in a grocery store, or near one, you may be able to quickly purchase these products before slipping into the restroom. However, for the most part, it is unlikely you would be able to wipe up properly. Improvise as best you can. Use toilet paper or paper towels to dry your skin. If you have lotion in your bag, use that for now to provide a barrier. Scented lotion may help cover some of the smell. The most...

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