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To quote a song worth kissing to, “If you think that is a kiss is all in the lips, come on, you’ve got it all wrong.”  The intensity of a kiss is determined by so much more than the kiss itself, and eye contact is where many kisses begin.  Intentionally pause right before impact for a moment of pure and unadulterated eye contact. A powerful moment of eye contact can actually be the breaking point of passion, pulling you in to one another for a kiss that is already unforgettable. Break eye contact by looking at their lips. Let them know what you’re thinking about with your eyes. This is harder than you think.  The better the kiss, the worse your memory.  That said, oxygen-deprivation is a far-too-common reason that kisses do not achieve their full potential.  Make breathing breaks sexy by allowing your partner to feel your breath, though only barely. Evince your nervous energy and excitement with flattering exhalations. It’s a deeply gratifying feeling to literally take someone’s breath away. If someone takes yours, make sure they know it. The impact made the first time your lips meet someone else’s can be completely and incredibly disorienting.  Allow gravity to fall away by letting your lips linger on your partner’s skin. Time and space will distort accordingly.  That said, don’t hold back.  Don’t feel as though you should hesitate and let your partner lead, unless this is what you want and have been clear about your desires. If you’re interested, act like it and initiate! Immerse yourself fully in every kiss, but especially the first few times your lips touch one another’s. Allow yourself the freedom and enjoyment of fully enjoy another person’s affection. When you pull away, your eyes will already be sharing exactly how you felt about the endeavor, and you’ll already have forgotten everything else about your day.

TL;DR in English: Make eye contact. Remember to breathe. Take your time.
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It might sound counter-intuitive, but one of the easiest ways to come up with song ideas is to think of potential titles. Listen and look for particularly catchy or pithy phrases in TV shows, movies, books, and everyday conversation and write them down in a notebook or in your phone. You can also wait to title the song until after you've written the melody and lyrics.One approach isn't better than the other when it comes to titles, so do what feels the most natural for you.  It might help to make a list of questions suggested by your title. Then, your lyrics can answer all of those questions by the end of the song.  For example, the title “Heartbreak Hotel” asks the questions, “What is a Heartbreak Hotel?” “What happens there?” and “Where is it?” Elvis answers all of these questions in his lyrics. The hook in a song is the catchy phrase that worms its way into your brain and never leaves, and is frequently used as the title of the song. Play around with ideas and melodies until you hit on something that feels right. If you have a working list of title ideas already, experiment to see if any work particularly well as a hook by singing them to various melodies.  The hook of Lady Gaga’s song “Bad Romance” is “Rah rah ah-ah-ah!/Ro mah ro-mah-mah/Gaga oh-la-la!/Want your bad romance.”  The hook of Carly Rae Jepsen’s song “Call Me Maybe” is “Hey, I just met you and this is crazy/But here's my number, so call me maybe.”  The hook of Neil Diamond’s song “Sweet Caroline” is “Sweet Caroline.” Sometimes, your hook can serve as your entire chorus. Other times, it’s just a part of your chorus, usually at the beginning or end. Regardless, your chorus should generally be vaguer than your verses. Use your chorus as a way of summarizing the themes of your song without getting into specifics. For example, the chorus of “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon introduces the vanity of her subject as the theme of the song, but doesn’t specifically explain why the subject is vain. that builds on the themes introduced by your chorus. Your...

TL;DR in English: Choose a title for your song. Come up with a hook for your song. Build a chorus around your hook. Write a verse Write 2 more verses that follow the same pattern as your first.
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As unpleasant as it may seem to think about cold winter temperatures and snowy days in the middle of the summer, you need to start planning the garden early. This will give you enough time to have your plants in the ground before the first frost, and will prevent you from having to scramble to assemble your garden in September.  If you live in the northern hemisphere, start planning in July. If you live in the southern hemisphere, start your winter garden plans in January. If you live in the American Deep South, or other regions that stay warm well into winter, you may be able to wait until August to plan your garden. The first frost will kill most plants, but hardy winter crops will survive the first frost if they’re planted early enough. Time your plants to fully mature before that date by planting them 6-8 weeks in advance.  Speak to your local garden authorities (such as the 4H extension office or master gardener club) to help you time your winter garden precisely. You can also look up the approximate first frost date online. Input your ZIP code at: https://www.almanac.com/gardening/frostdates/states. Note that this site is specific to the U.S. Use a shovel and hoe to break up the soil and to loosen and remove the roots of summer crops. Use the blade of your spade to loosen the ground at least to a depth of 6–8 inches (15–20 cm). Reworking the soil will make it easier for your winter plants to extend their roots into the ground and to absorb necessary nutrients. If you’re not using a garden plot that you’ve planted summer plants in, you’ll need to plant your winter crops in a patch of well-draining soil. Select a location that is blocked from the wind and receives as much sun as possible. A south-facing slope works best for a winter garden.  If you don’t have access to an area of soil with good water drainage, you can install a raised bed. Avoid planting outdoor winter plants in individual containers or plastic planters. Plants’ roots can easily freeze in these containers, and this effectively kills the...

TL;DR in English: Start planning in mid-summer. Find out the average date of the first frost in your region. Rework your soil before you begin planting. Choose a garden location with good drainage. Add compost to your soil before planting.
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After your paint has dried, begin applying your wax. You can use a product like Annie Sloan’s Clear Soft Wax or Minwax Paste Finishing Wax, which will bond to the paint to create a lasting and durable finish. Use a wax brush or soft cloth to apply the wax. Work in small sections and rub the wax into the surface in circular motions. Once you’ve covered the entire piece, wait 10-15 minutes and apply another, final coat. Use a brand new cloth and work in the same manner as before, rubbing the wax into the piece in small sections. Use a separate rag to remove any excess wax as you go along. When you are finished, swipe a finger across the surface to make sure there are no streaks. If you see one, simply run a clean cloth over the area to remove the extra wax. It takes wax 21 days to cure completely, so be careful with your furniture until then. Once the wax dries, reinstall any hardware you removed before you painted. Be careful of the wax that is still curing when you put each item back on. This is also a good time to clean older hardware or to replace the previous pieces with brand new handles, knobs, or decorative items.

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If you're a co-worker, you can ask your co-worker to help you with your issue. If you're a co-worker, you can ask your co-worker to help you with your issue. If you're a co-worker, you can ask your co-worker to help you with your

Hover over "My eBay" and click on the "Purchase History" link. Click "More Options" link on the right side of the page. Select "Ask eBay to step in" from the drop-down menu. Wait 48 hours for a response.

As science and math are vital to a career in medicine, encourage your child to develop a curiosity about the subjects. You can find a lot of moments in daily life related to science and math.  Science and math are found virtually everywhere, so point out examples whenever possible. If your child loves sports, for example, talk about the anatomy of an athlete. What muscles and bones does a hockey player need to develop? Talk about math in terms of everyday things like cooking. You can try doubling a cookie recipe, for example, and have your child figure out how to convert the measurements. Many children may protest doing science and math homework because it's "too hard." Rather than trying to argue with this, acknowledge that the subjects are hard. Explain to your child that challenges can be fun and exciting.  Tell your child a hard problem is not impossible. Say something like, "Yes, these problems are hard, but think of how exciting it will be to really master this subject. Don't you want to understand how chemistry works?" You should also let your child know being wrong is not a bad thing. Many children develop anxiety over answering a question wrong. To this, say something like, "A lot of scientists came up with wrong answers to questions for years. Part of the scientific process is being wrong sometimes." A wrong answer should be seen as a learning opportunity rather than a failure. There are probably many places in your community where your child could learn about math and science. Make a point of visiting these places with your child over the summer and on the weekends.  Take your child to a local museum, aquarium, planetarium, zoo, and science center. Your child will have fun, while being exposed to math and science as subjects. Programs like 4-H, the Girl Scouts, and Boys and Girls Club may sometimes have community events. Some of these events may be aimed at teaching children about math and science. Try taking your child to one of these events. You may not have loved math and science yourself as a...

TL;DR in English: Look for science and math in everyday life. Encourage your child to see challenges as positive. Take advantage of informal learning opportunities. Avoid negative statements about math and science. Allow your child to develop his or her own interests.
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Ultimately, a majority of your co-workers will need to vote to establish a union. By talking to your co-workers, you can gauge whether your fellow employees are likely to support a union election. Talking is also the best way to find out what changes your co-workers would like to see, and for you to share your ideas about how unionization can effectuate those changes.  Keep your discussions quiet and private. Although the National Labor Relations Act guarantees the right to discuss union membership during non- work time in non work areas (like an employee lounge), keeping these discussions discreet helps avoid conflict between the management and pro-union employees. Your co-workers must find you to be trustworthy and competent, so study up on union issues, like federal and state labor law, the benefits of unions, and common employer tactics used to discourage organization. When a co-worker has a question or challenges your position, you should ready to answer quickly and confidently. To successfully organize, you must inspire and persuade you peers to follow your leadership. There may already be a union you can join that represents your industry. These organizations can guide you through the process of organizing a union at your workplace. Most U.S. labor organizations are organized under the American Federation of Labor - Congress of Industrial Organizations or the Change to Win Federation. There are also independent unions that are not affiliated with either umbrella organization, such as the International Longshore & Warehouse Union, United Electrical Workers, and Industrial Workers of the World. You can also locate local unions by searching online or in the phone book under "Labor Organizations." Keep in mind that the name of the union doesn't matter; meat packers commonly belong to the United Steel Workers. Contact your local unions to find out what industries they represent. If you and your co-workers decide that you would like to organize under an existing union, contact a union organizer at a...

TL;DR in English: Talk to your co-workers about unionizing. Find out if you can join a pre-existing union. Contact a union organizer.
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If you don't have parchment paper, you could use aluminum foil. Ensure that the bottom and sides of the rimmed baking sheet are covered. Put the bacon in an airtight container. Use the bacon while it's still cold. You won't be able to reheat the bacon because the praline will liquefy and run off of the bacon.

TL;DR in English: Preheat the oven to 375 °F (191 °C) and line a sheet with parchment paper. Refrigerate the leftover bacon for 4 to 5 days.
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Once you get to your purchase history, scroll through the items you've bought and locate the order that you want to contact eBay about. Click the "More Options" link with the downward arrow on the right side of your item. This will bring up a drop-down screen with a variety of options. You'll then be brought to a page where you can fill out additional details about your issue with the seller. According to eBay's policy, you must reach out to the seller before requesting a refund. If you don't see this option, it's because you need to try to contact the seller first. eBay will take up to two full business days to respond to your request. After reviewing your case and the item that you purchased, eBay will either give you a refund for the item, or give you more details about your purchase and additional steps to follow.

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Train your body. Cultivate your reflexes. Develop your dexterity. Discipline your mind. Study the literature of illusion. Choose a persona.

You might see yourself as a talented counselor or friendly shoulder to cry on. However, you may not be the best mediator for every conflict resolution. Make sure you have a close, but impartial relationship with both parties.  Family members make the best mediators for sibling disputes. Parents, older siblings, or neighborhood friends are good people to turn to for conflict resolution. Workplace disputes are a little more sensitive because there are laws and policies in place to control conflicts. Supervisors or human resource personnel are usually the appropriate parties to resolve conflicts. Check with your company handbook before acting as a formal or informal mediator. Tell the two parties you want to help them work through their differences. Find a time they can both get together to discuss their conflict. They won’t be able to openly discuss their feelings until they are in a room together with that intention. They may find a time themselves, or you may have to make suggestions.  This will be easy if it is, for example, a workplace dispute. A supervisor can tell them that their work is suffering and they are required to discuss their conflict. Getting two fighting friends in the same room to settle a conflict may be more tricky. The most straightforward way is to tell each of them you want to help them talk through their problems with each other. If it is too sensitive an issue, you might need to invite them to the same get together without saying anything about the other person. This is a risky move, however. You don’t need to control the entire conversation, as this may hinder organic conflict resolution. However, you might consider saying a few opening words to get them started. After all, they should know that their conflict is obvious to an impartial observer, and therefore potentially harmful. This implicit fact may bring home the reality of their conflict.  For example, you may need to explain more to children. Try telling each of them why their conflict is unhealthy and harmful. Remind them how...

TL;DR in English: Think about whether you are the ideal mediator. Get them together. Take the lead. Give both parties a chance to speak. Listen to both sides. Allow for discussion. Take a side, if appropriate. Offer a few compromises. Encourage them to make up.
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Read the concrete packaging to find out how to mix it. The ratio is usually about 1 part water to 3 parts concrete. Add the water and concrete to a mixing container, then use a wooden stirrer or electric paddle mixer to combine them into a thick liquid. The mixing ratio may vary depending on what product you own, so check the manufacturer’s recommendations to get the concrete to the proper consistency. If you got a bag of concrete and mixed it normally, you should use a concrete bonding adhesive to ensure the layers of concrete stick to one another. The adhesive is a liquid that comes in a plastic jug and you pour it directly into the concrete mixture. Check the manufacturer’s instructions to add the product at the recommended ratio.  You can get the additive online or at most home improvement stores. If you are using a concrete patching product, you most likely do not need the adhesive. It is often included as part of the patching mix. Check the product’s label to make sure. Pour concrete onto the existing slab until it is around where you want the final level to be. Make sure you have enough concrete to fill the entire area to the depth you desire. Add all of the concrete right away so none of the mixture has a chance to dry out.  You do not need to wait for the scratch coat layer to dry completely. It will have dried enough while you mixed this batch of concrete. You can try to fill in a slab with multiple pours of concrete, but this usually isn’t advisable. You won’t get a single, uniform slab, which can lead to bonding issues in the layers. The concrete needs to be leveled out before it solidifies. You can use a trowel to smooth over small areas or a screed board and bull float for large areas. Work back and forth, passing over a little more of the rough concrete each time. Make multiple passes over the entire surface to ensure it is smooth.  On hot days, the concrete can dry out very quickly, so don’t waste any time after pouring it. Make sure there are no marks left in the concrete when you are done...

TL;DR in English: Mix a batch of concrete according to the manufacturer’s instructions. Add a bonding adhesive if you are using regular concrete. Apply the new concrete over the primer. Use a trowel to smooth out the concrete. Protect your work by spraying the concrete with a curing compound.
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Use a rag or paper towels to clean up the paint and paint remover. If the area is greasy or slippery, clean it with mild soap and water to eliminate slip hazards.

TL;DR in English: Wipe away the residue.
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Whether you decide on specializing in close-up magic or grandiose stage illusions, to perform and execute your trick well you will need to be in peak physical condition. Operating props, wrestling out of chains, or making a quick change behind a satin curtain are all physically strenuous. Your audience seeing you out of breath could leave them thinking you're less than magical.  Renowned magician and illusionist, Harry Houdini, was reportedly in such good shape and of such remarkable toughness that he would claim he could withstand any punch to the stomach.  Consider an aerobic exercise, like cycling, jogging, or swimming. The backstage behind a performance can be quite hectic, and some aerobic fortitude will help you pull off your act. Some strength training, like moderate weight lifting, can be an asset as well. Some of your equipment is bound to be heavy, and if it's an important part of your illusion, you might not want anyone else setting it up. A little muscle would help, in such a case. When you become a famous illusionist, people will constantly try to catch you off guard and reveal you to be an ordinary man. Exceptional reflexes will not only help protect your reputation, but could also save your life. Some magic, especially the more daring escapology tricks, can be very dangerous.  Pick up racquetball Play table tennis Practice with a reaction ball A great deal of magic, especially that of close up magic, requires the deft manipulation of items with your hands. Dexterity can also be the difference between your artful execution with a prop and a fumble in front of your audience. Practice coin tricks. These typically require and train exceptional dexterity in your hands, and often can be translated to other small objects. A great illusionist will have to contend with many distractions throughout his performance. You may have cheering fans, lights winking from the flashes of cell phones and cameras, or a ceiling of spikes lowering slowly closer to your head. The ability to focus, maintain presence, and...

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Make a "notan" of the painting in your sketchbook or on scrap paper with a gray pen and a black one, or a pencil and a pen using the pencil as the gray. Using charcoal or the pencil, make a value drawing in your sketchbook.

Get a bachelor’s degree in technical writing. Add an associate degree or certification. Improve your software and technology skills.

Depending on the type of headset you have, you will see one or more of the following wires:   3.5 mm audio out - This is the standard audio-out plug-in that you see on headphones and speaker systems. 3.5 mm connectors plug into headphone ports, and are usually green in color. Typically, 3.5 mm audio-out ports also support audio-in (e.g., microphones).  3.5 mm microphone - Some headsets have a separate 3.5 mm jack for audio input as well. These are usually pink.  USB - USB connectors are flat and rectangular. These plug into USB ports on your computer. Laptop PCs typically have the 3.5 mm audio-out port on the left, right, or front side of the housing, while desktop PCs may have these ports on the front or back of the CPU box. Microphone ports are usually pink, while headphone ports are usually green.  On laptops that don't have color-coded ports, the audio-in port will have an image of headphones next to it and the microphone input will have an image of a microphone next to it. USB port locations vary from computer to computer, but you'll normally find them near the audio ports. Plug the headset's cables into the appropriate locations on your computer. Some headsets require external power sources, though most will be powered via USB if this is the case. If you need to attach your headset to an external power source (e.g., a wall socket), do so. Once this is done, your headset is ready to be set up in Windows settings.

TL;DR in English: Check your headset's connections. Locate your computer's audio inputs. Plug your headset into your computer. Plug your headset into a power source if necessary.
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If you are trying to keep the snails in your traps alive, you should remove them from the bottom of the wooden trap by hand. Hold the snails by the shell and gently pull them off the wooden trap so you do not come in contact with the slimy mucus on the snail. This will also ensure you are move the snails to a different area safely. Keep in mind if you use a beer trap, the snails will likely all be dead in the trap due to drowning. You may not want to use this trap if you would like to catch snails live. Garden snails can make great pets for kids, as they are quiet, low-maintenance, and they are not expensive to feed or maintain. You will need a glass or plastic enclosure that has deep walls and a lid to keep your pet snail. The snail may retract into its shell when you pick it up but if you place it in an enclosure that contains substrate and moss, it will often come out of its shell on its own. If you have any dead snails in your trap, you should dispose of them so the trap stays clean. You may scrape any dead snails off of your wooden trap with a shovel or a garden tool or crush any live snails with your foot. You should then set the trap back up so it can catch more snails. If you are using a trap made with yeast, you should fish out the snails and crush them. You should then replace the beer or yeast solution in the trap and set them up again so you can catch more snails.

TL;DR in English: Remove the snails from the trap. Keep live snails in an enclosure. Dispose of any dead snails.
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If it's a square, that's square. If it's rectangular or oval, decide if it's going to be vertical "portrait" orientation or horizontal "landscape" orientation. Do the notan drawings very small, just to place the light, dark and medium areas on the design. They can range from a large postage stamp to a business card size - the idea is to see it as if it was at a distance or a thumbnail. Do lots of them till you find the best design without worrying about the details. It can be quite detailed and shaded carefully or just loose to show you where the shadows and highlights are. This partly depends on how detailed and realist you want the painting with. A looser painting style can have a sketchier value sketch, but should still have one with more than "white middle and black" so that you can tell where there are at least five values - white accents, light value, medium, dark, black accents. Some painters like to not use pure black and white but just use "light, light middle, middle value, middle dark, dark" for the five values. It depends on the effect you want. If you don't like the sketch keep trying different versions of it till you get one you like.  In the sketch, make sure the light falling on the person, objects or landscape elements is all going in the same direction. Pay attention to where the shadows go. They should all go the same direction and are shorter when the sun or lamp is high, longer if it's later or earlier in the day and the sun is low (or lamp is low). Directional lighting will make all the objects look more three dimensional. Draw the shapes of the shadows carefully and most of your subjects will look three dimensional at that point. This makes for good Impressionism or realism. If you want to do an abstract, do the pencil sketch loosely and work out where you want particular effects like spattering or strong texture strokes. Or skip the sketch stage on paper and proceed to the next. Sketch the subject on the canvas board, canvas paper or canvas pad. Use charcoal or your violet pastel...

TL;DR in English: Sketch a "notan" of the painting in your sketchbook or on scrap paper with a gray pen and a black one, or a pencil and a pen using the pencil as the gray. Using charcoal or the pencil, make a value drawing in your sketchbook.
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Technical writers usually have a college degree. Having a relevant degree or training in the field can multiply your chances of landing technical writing jobs. If you are looking to start school, explore degrees in writing and communication.  Technical writing degrees normally give you the option of technical, medical, and scientific options for your degree. You need to select the option that interests you the most. You can go for a double major in writing and another field that you are interested in, such as biology, computer science, graphic design, pre-law, engineering, or mechanics. If you already have a degree, keep on updating your credentials through an associate degree or certification in technical writing. Taking classes will help you get practice with technical writing and learn tips of the trade. Adding credentials will give you a competitive edge and can mean more job opportunities.   You can also get an associate degree or certificate in communications, English, or journalism. These three fields also train you in writing and some offer a concentration in technical writing. Getting an associate degree is longer than gaining a certificate. A certificate also offers more concentrated classes on a topic, whereas an associate degree will give you more options in the types of classes you can take.  A lot of technical writing certificate programs are available online. Taking an online class is something you can do in your free time to build your knowledge and skills. Technical writers don’t just write; they also prepare documents with diagrams, images, and videos. Making a document with different media requires knowledge of a variety of software programs, like Microsoft Office Suite, Adobe FrameMaker, Madcap Flare, Adobe Creative Suite, Lotus Notes and Microsoft Visio. Take some time to research these programs and practice using them. Being proficient with these programs is usually a prerequisite when you are applying for a technical writing job.  If you don’t already have access to these programs,...

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Talk with your spouse. Share authority. Build trust. Share domestic duties. Pay attention to your spouse's feelings.

You may no longer be interested in the previous version of a popular game, those building block sets meant for “little” kids, or last year’s must-have Christmas toy that’s still in the box.  But odds are someone else is.  With an adult’s assistance, set up an account on one of the many auction or direct-seller sites.  You probably won’t break the bank, but you may be surprised by how much people are willing to pay for good-condition items. If you have older relatives or people without the time or computer skills to sell their stuff online, you can also offer to do it for them — for  a reasonable cut of the profits. Make sure you can always deliver on what you sell.  Don’t exaggerate the quality or condition of your items, and ship them out properly and on time.  Otherwise your career in sales likely won’t last long. People love to be able to scour product reviews before buying online, and companies love receiving favorable reviews.  Done smartly, you can earn some extra cash legitimately by writing reviews.  There are plenty of product review schemes and scams to watch out for, however.  A large number of websites offer to pay for product reviews, and many seem to come and go out of business quickly.  You can opt to work through affiliate programs run by large companies like Amazon (https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/), which may offer you some more confidence in its legitimacy and stability. A better avenue may be to review products for independent, ad-supported sites that compensate you for your work.  For instance, there are sites that review children’s books that pay a small amount for accepted reviews. This is another area where there is legitimate money available, but also a lot of scams and fraudulent sites.  Consult with a knowledgeable adult before getting involved in any pay-for-survey schemes.  Like most things in life, if it seems too easy to make money doing something, the odds are good that there is something wrong with the scheme. Research legitimate survey sites that will pay you a small...

TL;DR in English: Sell your old toys, games, and other items online. Review products online. Complete online surveys. Pass on deals too good to be true.
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Do your best to stay away from their favorite restaurants and stores, as well as their workplace. If you don't cross their path, they'll be easier to ignore. Take this opportunity to try out new places and experiences. You may not be able to avoid them if you work or go to school together. In that case, switch up your routine so you won't cross paths as often. For example, you might take a different hallway to get to class or go to your locker during a different passing period. Averting your eyes sends the message that you don't want to talk. It can also give them the impression that you don't see them. Additionally, make yourself look unapproachable by keeping your chin down and looking away from them. Cross your arms across your body to shut them out.  If you're sitting down, cross your legs. Keep your eyes forward and focus on where you're going. If they're right in front of you, look down or away. You might pretend to check your phone. If necessary, you can frown or look angry. This can show them you're not in the mood to talk. Check your phone and act like you've just seen an important message, or pull out your homework or client file to review it one last time. Listening to music while walking the halls or working will help you minimize your interactions with everyone, including the person you're ignoring. If someone else you know is close by, start a conversation with them. If you appear to be busy with something else, you'll have a reason to ignore them.  If you find music distracting at work, wear your earbuds but don't play music. They'll never know you're just wearing the earbuds to ignore them. While walking the halls at school, pretend to use your phone or check over your homework. If you're in class, take notes or write in your planner. At work, focus on your job tasks, and stay out of the break room as much as you can. When you bump into them, like at a restaurant or store, put some distance between you. Cross the room, move to another location, or leave, depending on what's most comfortable...

TL;DR in English: Avoid places they're likely to visit if you can. Avoid eye contact and use closed body language when you see them. Act busy or listen to music to avoid an interaction. Walk away from them if you can. Treat them with formality if they try to talk to you. Switch seats or find a new workspace if you sit near them. Eat lunch somewhere different if you normally eat together. Minimize conversations with them at events hosted by mutual friends or family. Surround yourself with supportive friends while at public events.
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Even if you need to stay in one city for work, there may be many schools that offer part-time MBA programs in your area. An MBA from a prestigious school may give you more opportunities, but you should carefully consider factors such as cost, distance, and time to complete the program.  Go online to the Association to Advance Collegiate Schools of Business (AACSB). They maintain a list of accredited MBA programs. This list includes schools that offer part-time MBA programs and lists schools that offer part-time online programs. Reach out to the schools you’re interested in. Most schools have welcoming admissions departments that provide information sessions and one-on-one tours. Tell them you’re interested in part-time MBA programs and ask whether classes in the part-time program are scheduled in the evenings or on weekends, or both.  Talk to other students and alumni from the part-time MBA programs you’re interested in. Oftentimes, students and alumni will give you the most unbiased information about the school. This is a good opportunity to ask about how much time students spend in class and studying and what opportunities opened up for alumni after they received their MBA. Many business schools have both in-person programs and online programs. Research both types of programs and decide which one will work best for you.  Part-time online MBA programs are usually a bit cheaper and offer more flexibility. You’ll be able to watch recorded lectures from home on your own schedule instead of having to show up to class at a specific time. However, since you’ll rarely be on campus you may miss out on some of the resources the business school has to offer. Part-time in-person MBA programs require you to attend classes on a regular schedule. The classes are held in the evenings and/or on weekends to accommodate working students. Since you’ll be on campus often, you’ll have the opportunity to network with your professors and other students. However, taking the traditional path means you’ll have to spend more time away...

TL;DR in English: Research part-time MBA programs. Decide if you want to do a traditional program or an online program. Seek out financial aid. Take the Graduate Management Admission Test (GMAT). Apply to schools.
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Ask about their feelings, and share yours with as well. Be honest and open about your joys and fears. Listen to what they have to say, and ask follow-up questions when they are telling you something.  Make time for conversations even on busy days. Get into a routine where you regularly check in. You may always eat dinner together, for example. When your spouse wants to talk, make time for them. If you don't have time, suggest a later opportunity. Consult your partner about matters that affect you both. Show your partner that their opinion matters to you. If you disagree, do not dismiss the disagreement. Listen to your partner's logic, ask questions, and change your mind if they are right. The Prophet sought the advice of his wife 'Hazrat Ayesha, and followed her good counsel. Avoid telling lies. If you're not truthful with your spouse, they will never trust you. You will also become suspicious if you lie.  If you find yourself becoming secretive, ask yourself what you are afraid of. Try to work through that issue. For instance, if you hide purchases because your spouse gets angry when you spend money, talk to your spouse about this problem. Work out a budget you can both agree on, and stick to it. Do not depend on your spouse to do all the cooking, cleaning, and planning. Be like the Prophet and engage in household tasks.  'Hazrat Ayesha was asked about the manners of the Prophet in his home, and she replied: "He would be helping in doing the family duties and when he hears the call of prayer he goes out." 'Hazrat Ayesha reported that the Prophet used to mend his shoes, sew his clothes and work in his household, "just as one of you works in his own house." She also reported that he was a man among men who used to "patch his clothes, milk his goats and engage himself in work." How your spouse is feeling should always matter to you. Share in your spouse's joys, and comfort them when they are unhappy. One report says that the wife of the Prophet was on a journey with him. She was late so the Prophet received her...

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Remove the meat from the pan. Remove the meat from the pan.

Decide upon a meat, such as chicken, pork or beef. Defrost the meat in a refrigerator overnight. Cube the meat. Pour a cup of flour into a medium-sized mixing bowl. Heat your skillet or Dutch oven over medium high heat. Pour the meat into the skillet. Remove the meat from the skillet and place it in a bowl.

In the late summer, when it's time to harvest the hops, examine the cones on the bines to see if they are mature. Hop cones are ripe when they're dry, papery, aromatic, springy, and filled with yellow lupulin powder. Test one by cracking it open to see if it is ripe.  Hop cones that are heavy and green aren't ready yet. Be patient; your hops might not ripen until early fall. First year plants may not yield a lot; they hit their peak during the second year.  Harvesting times may vary by regional climate. Until you're ready to use them, hops should be stored in airtight food storage bags in the refrigerator. If you won't be using them for awhile, you can freeze them. Properly stored hops will stay fresh for about a year.

TL;DR in English: Examine the cones for ripeness in late summer. Store the hops in zip close baggies in your fridge.
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While you may not be able to allow this person to exit your life (say, if it’s a co-worker or family member), you can limit your contact. Make yourself less available to this person (via text, phone, email and social media) and communicate that you would rather not spend all your time “plugged in.”  Say “I have just a few minutes before I need to go”, and politely disengage when time is up.   Politely decline any time you don’t want to spend with this person. Don’t lie or make up excuses, but do communicate your position by saying “I’m unavailable” or “I’m not interested in that activity.” If this person texts or calls you incessantly, let her or him know that it’s too much contact. Gently tell this person you don’t like to communicate at all times and would like more space. This person may go to you to fix his or her problems, or always seem to have some sort of crisis. If you don’t want to take this on, don’t. If you hate getting caught up in gossip or “woe is me” stories, communicate this need tactfully.  Especially if you give advice and this person tends to go against it, let it go. Allow the person to make his or her own decisions without you being a factor.  Say, “I don’t want to have this role in your life.” Avoid offering solutions. Instead, offer words of empowerment, such as, “I’m sure you’ll be able to work this out on your own.” If asked, “Why don’t we hang out anymore?”, don’t lie. There’s no use creating a lie that you will have to keep up, and it is more respectful to the person and to yourself to remain in honesty. You may feel like you are protecting yourself or the other person, but ask yourself whether there is any real benefit from lying. However, there’s no need to tell the person all the things you perceive as negative. Instead, put the focus on your own needs.  Say, “Sometimes I have difficulty being involved in the drama of other people’s lives when I have so much of my own already.” You can also say, “It can feel really draining to be so closely involved with other people that I...

TL;DR in English: Limit your contact. Avoid getting pulled in. Be honest. Be nice. Compromise.
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Another way to tell the sex of a guinea fowl is to examine the vent, which is the genital area of a bird that controls the elimination of bodily fluids. To perform vent sexing, use one of your hands to turn the guinea fowl upside down and push its tail towards its head. Consider having a friend help you with the procedure.  It would help to be seated and rest the guinea fowl's back along the length of your leg. Vent sexing can be difficult to perform and may injure a bird. If you are not comfortable performing the procedure, have a bird expert do so. Vent sexing is usually performed in keets that are at least a few weeks old. The cloaca is the circular opening where reproductive, urinary, and digestive fluids exit a bird’s body. With your other hand (or the hand of your friend), place an index finger and thumb on either side of the vent. Gently separate those fingers to stretch and push out the cloaca. Use gentle, yet firm pressure when exposing the cloaca. Typically, it is very difficult to differentiate between the sexual organs of male and female birds. A male guinea fowl’s phallus is longer and thicker than that of a female guinea fowl. The phallus becomes more distinguishable between the sexes at around 8 weeks of age.

TL;DR in English: Turn the guinea fowl upside down. Expose the cloaca. Examine the phallus.
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If you plan to use seafood, it should be added near the end because it cooks more quickly. Stew meats are generally less expensive, tougher cuts of meat. The braising process breaks down the fats in the meat, tenderizing them. Choose meats like pork shoulder, chicken thighs, chuck roast, bottom round, or even meats labeled "stew meat." Defrosting in the microwave right before can change some of the stew flavors because it may cook some of the meat too quickly. Cut 1 to 2-inch (2.5 to 5cm) pieces of meat. The size will depend upon your preference.  Generally, the longer the cooking time, the bigger your pieces of meat should be. You do not want your meat to overcook. Not all meat needs to be cut before adding it to a stew. Chicken thighs, chicken wings and short ribs can be cooked with the bone in and removed while eating. Dredge your meat pieces in flour. This will give them a crispy edge and give the stew a more complex flavor. Pour 1 to 2 tbsp. (15 to 30ml) of oil into the bottom of the pan to coat it. Brown it on all sides. This should take approximately 5 to 8 minutes with 2 lbs. (0.9kg) of meat. Place a towel or foil over the top to keep it warm.

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Make your bed. Get rid of things you haven't used in the last six months. Put anything you don't use every day away. Wash dirty clothes. Hang and put away clean clothes. Pack away all out-of-season clothing.

Plan out what exercise you're going to do. Include regular, moderate-intensity physical activity every week. Add in resistance and strength training. Increase your baseline activity.

Most manager positions require that you at least have your high school diploma or GED.  In addition to your high school degree, consider completing a two-year or four-year hospitality management degree.  This degree can give you an edge during hiring and will help you learn valuable management skills quickly. A degree program can also help you find quality internship placements and gain valuable experience with reputable employers. This will help you determine where you want to get entry-level experience to best prepare you for your career.  What size restaurant do you prefer? Managing a small restaurant can be a quite different experience from managing a restaurant that seats 300 people a night. What style service are you looking for? Fine dining? Casual? Fast casual? Do you have a preferred culinary style? For example, you might know that you’d love to manage a sushi restaurant or a fine-dining Italian restaurant. In becoming a restaurant manager, there is no substitute for seeing how a restaurant works by working in one.  Try to apply for jobs in restaurants that have similar qualities to the type of restaurant you’d like to manage. Many managers start in front of house positions, as a waiter or waitress, but you can also start in a kitchen position, if you are really interested in learning the food side of the business. No matter where you start, take an interest in the business. Ask questions to employees who have worked at the restaurant for a while. Take an interest in how other people work, and ask about positions other than your own. Be willing and eager to take on additional responsibilities. If you are pursing a degree program, working in a restaurant while you study is a great way to make a living and also gain experience. If this is the case, let your managers know. Likely, they will want to give you extra responsibilities and teach you on the job. Look for locally owned spots. Often, if you work at a locally owned restaurant, you’ll be able to meet the owner and managers. You’ll get a better...

TL;DR in English: Complete your education. Consider what type of restaurant you want to eventually manage. Apply for entry-level restaurant work. Acquire your certifications.
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If you’re a G Suite administrator, you can replace the Google logo with that of your name, company, or any other image you wish. Begin by signing in with your administrator account and password.  Logos must be 320 x 132 pixels or less, saved as either a .PNG or .GIF file, and no larger than 30KB. You can include “Powered by Google” in your logo, but do not use the words “Google,” “Gmail,” or any of Google’s other trademarked product names. Similarly, don’t include the Google logo or any other copyrighted images in your logo. It’s in the top row of icons. It’s near the middle of the page. The current logo (the Google logo, if you haven’t changed it) is selected. It’s the radio button below the current logo. This opens your computer’s file browser. Once the file name appears on the page, the logo will be ready to upload. It’s next to the logo’s file name. This uploads the logo to the server. This saves your changes. Instead of seeing the Google logo at the top of each of your G Suite products, you’ll now see the one you’ve uploaded.

TL;DR in English: Sign in to the Google Admin console. Click Company Profile. Click Personalization. Click Custom logo. Click CHOOSE FILE. Select your logo and click Open. Click UPLOAD. Click SAVE.
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Move anything that doesn't belong on your bed off it. Making your bed can make a small room look cleaner with very little effort. Tuck bed sheets in neatly and arrange your pillows nicely. If you ever have too many blankets or pillows, take off the ones that you don’t need or use often. It'll be hard at first, but once you stop adding sentimental value to unnecessary items you'll find that you have a lot more space than you think. Donate anything you haven’t used in the last six months, or find storage outside your room, and move on. A small room can accumulate many small items on dressers and end tables. Find a spot for things like notebooks, jewelry, hair brushes, etc., if you don’t use them every day and put them away. Wash any dirty clothes lying around your room and put them away. Buy and use a dirty clothes hamper if you don't already have one. If you aren’t sure if some clothes are clean or dirty, wash it just to be safe. Clothes can take up a lot of unnecessary space when they are not folded or hung up properly. Organize your closet if you need to. Hang up any outfits you tried on but didn't put away. Make a donation pile for clothes you don’t wear or don’t fit anymore. You can either pass them down in your family or take them to a donation center. Put winter or summer clothes inside a luggage container, a bag or other place and store somewhere else until you need it. Swap the clothes out every change of season. This will create a lot more space and it cuts down searching time too.  Only store clean clothing and add cedar balls, lavender bags, etc., to deter insects from eating the fabric. Get plastic bins that fit underneath your bed so you can store clothes in the off-season.

TL;DR in English: Make your bed. Get rid of things you haven't used in the last six months. Put anything you don’t use every day away. Wash dirty clothes. Hang and put away clean clothes. Pack away all out-of-season clothing.
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Like your meal plan for healthy eating, spend some time thinking about what types of exercise you'd like to include for your activity.  There are many different ways to be active.  The more you enjoy your workouts, the more likely you are to stick with them long-term. Consider what types of activity you may want to include.  It is important to include both cardio and strength training activity each week for the best overall exercise and health benefits.  Gyms are a great place to join if you want to work on adding in physical activity.  You have access to group classes, cardio machines, weight machines and personal training staff. If you're not one for the gym, consider what activities you can do at home.  You may want to purchase exercise DVDs, plan a walking/running route or find free online videos. Find activities you want to do each week and schedule them into your day and week. One main type of exercise is aerobic exercise (cardio).  These activities have a lot of great health benefits when done on a regular and weekly basis.  The USDA recommends doing about 150 minutes or 2 1/2 hours of moderate-intensity cardio activity each week.   Moderate intensity activities are those that make you sweat and get your heart rate elevated for at least 10 – 20 minutes.  The benefits associated with cardio exercises include:  weight loss or healthy weight support, decreased risk of diabetes and high blood pressure, decreased risk for obesity, improved mood and sleep habits.  Do a combination of activities that you've planned out.  They can be anything from swimming, dancing, hiking, walking or doing a gym aerobics class. In addition to cardio, you should do strength training each week.  These exercises offer different health benefits than cardio and will help round out your physical activity regimen.  Strength or resistance training exercises aim to help build your lean muscle mass.  The benefits include more dense and hard bones, decreased risk of osteoporosis, increases in lean muscle mass and increased metabolism. ...

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Try rinsing with a Neti Pot. Try grapefruit seed extract supplements. Eat spicy foods. Use an air humidifier. Try nasal strips. Stay hydrated. Avoid airborne nasal irritants. See if your pet is the culprit.

All chemicals, including substances like window cleaner or antibacterial cleaner, have the ability to remove the protective coating on the screen, which will inevitably result in a shorter life for your device. Never use a substance other than water to clean the screen.  Don't use cleaners meant for LCD screens, either. Those are meant for a different type of material, and they're harmful to iPhone and iPod Touch screens. Even natural substances like vinegar and lemon juice are too abrasive for cleaning the screen of an iPhone or iPod screen. Water is fine to use in very small amounts, but it should never be directly poured or dripped on the screen. Always use a microfiber cloth to transfer a little moisture to the screen, and make sure to wipe it off right away with a dry cloth.  Submerging an iPhone or iPod Touch in water is a sure way to ruin it. Don't try to soak it in an effort to remove a stubborn stain. If you accidentally get too much water on the screen, examine the user manual that came with your device to determine what steps you can take to fix it. Using an abrasive towel, or even a paper towel or napkin, can scratch and damage the screen of an iPhone or iPod Touch. If you lost the cloth that came with your device, you can pick up a new one at a computer store, or use a cloth meant for cleaning the lenses on glasses. If your device's screen has been damaged by a stain that won't wipe away, check out the warranty that came with it to determine whether you can take it in to have it cleaned or repaired. Trying to do so yourself may result in further damage.

TL;DR in English: Don't use household cleaners to clean your iPhone or iPod Touch screen. Don't soak the device in water. Always use a lint-free cloth. Be willing to get your device professionally cleaned.
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If you're unsure what's causing your dog's itchy ears, you'll want to get him some relief until you can determine the problem. Contact your vet to confirm that the antihistamine is safe for your dog, especially if they are on other medication. Then you can give your dog 2 mg of a common antihistamine, like diphenhydramine, for every kilogram of body weight. Usually these are tablets given orally, three times a day. Antihistamines work by histamine release to prevent inflammation. Note that even once you've started treatment, your dog will probably continue to scratch. Also, antihistamines are not widely effective in treating canine itchiness. You can try it to see if it brings your dog any relief, but know that only 10 to 15% of dogs benefit from them. While some may recommend using this essential oil to calm inflamed or infected skin, know that it contains terpenes, which are toxic to dogs. Animals can tolerate tea tree oil that has been diluted to 0.1 to 1.0%, but most shampoos, disinfectants, and skin treatments sold by pet shops contain stronger amounts which could harm your dog. If you do use a tea tree oil product, make sure it's very diluted. Watch for signs of terpene toxicity if you choose to use tea tree oil. Toxic signs include nausea, vomiting, and, commonly in both cats and dogs, paralysis. Serious cases of paralysis, seizures, and even death have also been associated with tea tree oil. The veterinarian may prescribe a short course of corticosteroids to provide temporary itch relief until a course of medication kicks in. Corticosteroids are potent anti-inflammatories which are excellent at relieving itchiness. Or, ask your vet about using over-the-counter (OTC) creams that contain 0.5 to 1% hydrocortisone. Applying these creams to the skin of the ear flap and around the base of the ear could soothe inflamed skin. Be aware that steroids should not be used with certain medications, like if your dog is taking NSAIDs (non-steroidal anti-inflammatories) which are typically prescribed for arthritis....

TL;DR in English: Try giving your dog antihistamines. Be cautious about using tea tree oil. Give your dog temporary relief.
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Use a photo sharing site such as Photobucket, Flickr, Tumblr, or something similar. Once you have made your account, you can upload your banner, avatar, and any other images onto the website. Use the sharing capabilities to get the HTML code to add your banner to your forum signature, website, or anything else.

TL;DR in English: Make an account. Get the code.
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Warm saline water rinsed through your sinus cavity is known as “nasal irrigation” and can help dissolve mucus and ease nasal congestion. Be sure to use clean saline water each time you Use a Neti Pot, and disinfect it thoroughly after each use. If you think your sinus problems might be the result of a sinus infection, then you might benefit from taking grapefruit seed extract supplements. There is no scientific evidence that this method works, but some believe grapefruit seed extract has powerful antibiotic properties, and its high vitamin C content may help fight infection.  Sinus infections need to be diagnosed by a doctor. Classic symptoms include a thick/white discharge, nasal congestion, tooth discomfort, and facial pain or pressure that is made worse when the person leans forward or someone taps on his sinuses. Be aware that  both viruses and bacteria can cause sinusitis. Bacterial infections need to be treated with antibiotics and viruses do not respond to treatment. There is no good way to differentiate between the two, so try waiting a few days to see if the infection improves on its own or with home remedies. If not, see a doctor for treatment. As anyone who eats spicy foods knows, enough spice can cause a runny nose. If you’re experiencing congestion, try eating spicy foods to loosen and thin out the mucus in your sinuses. Cayenne pepper and horseradish are good options. Dry air causes nosebleeds and sinus pain and pressure. Invest in a humidifier for your home. For best results, you need to sit or sleep near your humidifier. Don’t keep it across the room, where it won’t do you any good. Avoid making your home too humid, which can promote the growth of mold and dust mites, both of which are bad for people with nasal allergies. Less than 50% humidity is ideal. Nasal strips are sticky cloth strips that go over the bridge of the nose and physically hold nasal passages open to relieve stuffy noses. These are available in any drugstore or convenience store. They typically come in different sizes, so...

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Place a death notice in the newspaper and/or online. Contact and notify people close to the deceased. Select flowers for the funeral. Arrange for transportation. Dress appropriately.

Benzoyl peroxide is one of the most effective acne treatments. It is found in many face washes. Wash your face when you wake up in the morning and before going to bed at night.  If you can find one, use a face wash that contains exfoliating particles to help smooth your skin. If you have acne on other parts of your body such as your shoulders, back, and chest, give these areas a scrubbing twice daily as well with the same cleanser as you use on your face. If you wear makeup, never go to bed without washing it all off. Sleeping with makeup on is a surefire way to increase your pimple-count and make getting rid of your acne even more difficult. Use an oil-free makeup remover prior to washing with your regular cleanser to make sure all traces have been removed. Pat your face dry after cleansing with a clean towel. Pour a little bit of toner onto a cotton ball and apply it evenly over your face. The toner will help treat your skin after cleansing, and salicylic acid can fight the acne. Some toners come as wipes or pads. Others may be sprays. This gel can be bought from grocery stores, pharmacies, and beauty stores. Apply a dot of the gel on a pimple and pat it in with a clean finger. Look for products with 3% or less of benzoyl peroxide to avoid irritating your skin. Acne products can dry out or irritate your skin. A moisturizer can help restore moisture and hydrate your skin. Apply moisturizer after cleansing and treating your skin. Make sure to choose a non-comedogenic moisturizer. This means that the moisturizer won't cause acne. Common ingredients in non-comedogenic moisturizers include glycerin, aloe vera, and hyaluronic acid. Known as the Oil Cleansing Method (OCM), this is a popular method of cleansing in Asia, and is a growing trend.  OCM is an alternative cleansing method that is gentler for skin, and of interest for sensitive skin types.  Look into oils such as olive oil, egg oil, grapeseed oil, castor oil, and emu oil. your face. Exfoliates are mild scrubbing products that work to slough (to get rid...

TL;DR in English: Wash your face twice daily with a benzoyl peroxide cleanser. Apply a salicylic acid toner. Spot treat acne with a benzoyl peroxide gel. Apply a non-comedogenic moisturizer after treating your acne. Wash your face using oils. Exfoliate Apply essential oils to active pimples. Use sulfur-containing clay masks. Use a toner after cleansing. Always apply a moisturizer. Use a retinoid. Find products containing azelaic acid. Use a sheet or face mask.
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On the whole, oleanders are low-maintenance plants that don't need regular pruning. However, you should aim to do a major pruning of your oleander at least once a year during late summer or early fall. This pruning will help you shape your plant and stimulate healthy growth.  Pruning at this time won't interfere with the blooming of the plant, because it is after the plant has already bloomed for the season. Don't prune past October. Pruning too late can make the recently cut sections of the plant vulnerable during winter. It's essential to wear gloves when you are pruning oleander. Oleander is poisonous, and while for the most part it's only dangerous when ingested, it can cause skin irritation and inflammation when handled. That is why it's best to wear gloves when pruning or handling the plant.  You may also consider wearing goggles if you have sensitive skin or eyes. Be aware that the toxin in oleander is primarily in the sap of the plant. New shoots, also called suckers or basal shoots, are offshoots of the plant that grow up out of the base of the plant. Use sharp gardening shears to snip them as close to the base as you can. You can also dig up the dirt around the shoot and tear them out of the ground to remove them. These shoots can be harmful to the overall health of the plant because the plant will start to dedicate its energy into maintaining the shoot, rather than investing all its energy in the oleander. If your oleander is too tall and its size is a problem, you will want to cut it down to size. Since pruning oleander actually encourages growth and branching, cut stems at half the desired height of the plant. For instance, if you'd like your oleander to be four feet tall, cut stems at two feet. Your oleander will continue to grow, and will reach four feet when the branches grow in. If your plant is more or less the size you'd like, you do not have to do any drastic cuts. After cutting the stems to the desired heights, decide if you want to change the overall shape of the plant. When cutting...

TL;DR in English: Prune in late summer or early fall. Wear gloves. Snip off new shoots at the base of the plant. Cut oleander stems to about half height you'd like for the overall plant. Shape your oleander.
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Turn the oven on to 350°F (180°C). Get out a baking sheet and line the sheet with a silicone baking mat. If you don't have a mat, you can line it with a sheet of parchment paper. Set the pan aside while you make the cookie dough. Place 1/2 of a medium banana into a mixing bowl. Use a fork or potato masher to mash the banana until it's smooth. Add 1 tablespoon of ground flax seed, 3 tablespoons of water, and 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil. Mash the mixture until the water and oil are combined. Measure and add 1/3 cup (66 g) cane sugar to the mixing bowl along with 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract. Use a spoon or rubber spatula to stir the wet mixture well. Set it aside while you mix together the dry ingredients. Get out another mixing bowl and place all of the dry ingredients into it. Use a whisk to combine the mixture for about 30 seconds. This will ensure that the baking soda is evenly distributed. You'll need to combine:  2 cups (180 g) quick cooking oats 3/4 cup (90 g) all-purpose gluten-free flour 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt Scoop the wet mixture into the bowl with the dry ingredients. Use a rubber spatula or spoon to stir the cookie dough until it's just combined and you don't see any pockets of dry ingredients. Stir in 1/2 cup (80 g) of vegan chocolate chips or chunks. You can use a large tablespoon to scoop the cookie dough onto the prepared baking sheet. Or use a cookie scoop that measures about 1 tablespoon. Gently flatten each of the cookies just a little, since they won't expand and spread out very much as they bake. Put the baking sheet in the oven and bake the cookies for 8 to 10 minutes. The cookies start to look dry and cracked around the edges once they've finished cooking. Cool the cookies on the sheet for 5 minutes before you transfer them to a wire rack to finish cooling. Store the leftover oatmeal raisin cookies in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 5 days.

TL;DR in English: Preheat the oven and line a baking sheet. Mash the banana with flax seed and water. Stir in the sugar and vanilla. Combine the dry ingredients. Combine the wet and dry mixtures with the chocolate chips. Scoop the cookies onto the prepared sheet. Bake the oatmeal raisin cookies.
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Posting a death notice/obituary is a good way to let people know about the deceased's passing. It is also a nice way to pay tribute to that individual. Most newspapers will run the death notice for one day, with the option of running it multiple days for an added price. Many newspapers also post the obituary online, which will be accessible indefinitely.  Be aware of the cost. Some newspapers charge over $100 to print a death notice/obituary, and they can be even more expensive if you include a photograph. Some newspapers restrict the size of a death notice. For example, the Chicago Tribute has a minimum of the deceased's name and three lines of text, with a maximum of 70 lines of text. There is usually a deadline on how quickly a newspaper can print the death notice. For example, some newspapers require notice by a certain time the day before the notice is to be printed, while other publications may require even more time. You'll need to provide the deceased's full name, age, date and place of birth, date and residence at death, the names of the deceased's immediate family, any surviving relatives' names, any hobbies or accomplishments of the deceased, and any funeral or memorial service information you have. It's up to you and your family to decide how many people to notify and invite to the funeral. You may wish to have a small, private ceremony, or you may want a lot of people there, depending on how big the deceased's circle of family and friends are. Some important people to notify of the deceased's passing, if not invite to the service, include:  any relatives, friends, and close neighbors the employer of the deceased (if he or she was still working at the time of death) a religious officiant, if the deceased was an active member of some religious community Most funeral ceremonies and casket viewings involve a floral display. You have many choices, both in terms of what type or types of flower you would like on display, as well as any arrangements or patterns that you may want. These may be offered...

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Pair regular- or slim-fit jeans with athletic sneakers for an everyday look. Go for a classic look by choosing monochrome jeans and sneakers combos. Create a retro or boho look by pairing wide-leg jeans with low-tops. Use the sneakers to add a pop of color and show your sense of style. Pair high-top sneakers with straight-leg and regular-fit jeans. Cuff your jeans to show off your sneakers and create a modern look. Wear low-rise or no-show socks for a clean look. Wear a funky pair of socks to add a little bit of color.

You’ll have to go a locality where you can fish for Alligator gar, for starters. That means packing up and heading south to the lower Mississippi river and the Gulf of Mexico.  Places in Louisiana like the Henderson Swamp and Lake Pontchartrain near New Orleans have Gator gar. In Texas, try the Colorado, Trinity, Guadeloupe, Sabine, or other large rivers or Lake Livingston. Alligator gar spawn in the spring, around April, but the best time to look for them is in the summer in July or August or whenever is hottest.  Concentrate on slack water or sloughs. Gator gar like to hang out in slow waters and especially like to congregate in deep holes near shallower water, where they can surface to feed. Keep your eyes open for large river bends that naturally create deep holes surrounded by sandbars. Alternately, you might try an oxbow lake. These are lakes that were once bends in a large river but silted over, became cut off from the main stream, and are slack water except for during floods. Alligator gars are extremely large and will need very heavy gear. Growing up to 200 pounds or more, with sharp teeth, you’ll need to be well prepared and to have a clear plan for what to do when (or if) you hook one.  Most people use a large circle hook attached to a steel leader as a rig – this is because the fish is generally pretty hard to hook. Some people use a treble hook, however. You’ll want to have a stiff composite rod with pretty robust-strength test line. A typical strength is anywhere from 30 to 100 pounds and a reel capable of spinning out 150 to 200 yards. Bait up with a small fish like a whole, descaled mullet. Other people will use live bait like shiners, scad, carp, or perch. Cast into the deeper areas, as this is where a gator gar will most likely find your bait. Gar like to swim away once they have taken the bait, so allow it to take a bit of line before setting your hook.  Don’t set the hook too early. Otherwise, you will hook the fish in a poor place or dislodge the hook entirely.  Wait for about seven...

TL;DR in English: Head south. Look for prime habitat. Bring heavy duty gear. Work the deep pools. Exhaust the fish.
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Part your hair down the middle, as though you are going to braid it. Next, divide each section in half, just above the ear. Wrap a hair tie around each section to keep it in place. You can also use a claw clip instead. Take a strand that is about 1 inch (2.54 centimeters) wide, and apply the dye. Start from the ends of your hair, and work your way up to the roots. You can apply the dye using your fingers, or a tint brush, which you can find in a beauty shop. You can dye as many or as few inch-wide sections as you want. Once you have all the hair you want dyed and covered with foil, move onto the next section. Do the bottom right section first, then the top left and top right sections. The longer you leave the dye in your hair, the stronger the color will be. Do not use any shampoo or conditioner. If you use shampoo, you may end up washing all that dye out. If you decide to use a towel, it might be a good idea to use an old on, in case some of the dye transfers onto it.

TL;DR in English: Make your hair easier to work with by dividing it into four sections. Undo the bottom left section and start applying the dye. Wrap a sheet of tin foil around each strand before moving onto the next one. Repeat the process for the other three sections. Leave the foil and dye in your hair for at least one hour. Rinse your hair with lukewarm water. Dry your hair using a hairdryer or a towel.
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Be bold and come out with your request.  Even if they’ve had it a long time, just assume they have intended to return it, and say, "I’d like to get my copy of X-Men back when we meet next."  With that direct approach, embarrassment or common courtesy will likely cause them to return your item. By inquiring about the item you’ll be less confrontational.  It suggests uncertainty, and allows your friend to be confident in their reply, as if they were the one who decided to return the item.  Try a few of the following approaches:   "Are you done with my copy of Twilight?  I’d like to have it back when you’re done." ”Hey, I’m looking for my hat, do you still have it?” ”Would you mind giving the video game back to me?” A message allows you to be direct without having to confront your friend.  It’s easily less personal.  There is possible misinterpretation, so be careful with your wording.  Facebook allows you a great way to send a message.  Send a private message with just enough information to let your friend know you’d like the item back. Shoot your friend a quick email.  Nothing extravagant is needed.  Just ask for your item back. Text your friend.  Ask for the item and include their favorite emoticon to make it less harsh. Whenever you talk to your friend, bring it up.  No matter the conversation, steer everything back to the loaned item.  Your friend will quickly get the hint.

TL;DR in English: Be forward about asking for it back. Ask a question about it. Send a message regarding the item. Constantly bring it up.
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This is a combination you can never go wrong with. The best part about it is that you can wear it pretty much anywhere: meeting up with friends, going to a concert, hanging out in a park, or almost anything else you can think of. The best thing about a one- or two-tone look is that it will never go out of style. Match black jeans with black sneakers, or white jeans with white sneakers. Mix it up and wear black jeans with white sneakers, or white jeans with black sneakers. Try to play around with shades, such as dark and light grays and tans for a modern take on the classic look.  For example, you could wear dark gray jeans with black sneakers or light gray jeans with white sneakers. If you want a more bold take on this classic outfit, try matching colored jeans with sneakers of the same color or a similar hue! If you want to go for a breezy, vintage vibe, this is one of the easiest ways to do it! Choose jeans that are more form fitting through the waist and thighs and then open up at the calf, and throw on a pair of classic low-top, canvas sneakers. To complete this look, add a vintage or oversized graphic tee and tuck it into the jeans, or wear a simple, flowy top! For the jeans, go with a solid color, like light or dark blue, white, or black. Then pair them with a pair of vibrantly-colored sneakers, or a pair that has a bold pattern. Break out those cool shoes that you’ve been looking for an excuse to wear! These jeans have a little more room through the leg and don’t taper as much, which means they won’t clash with high-top sneakers. You can choose to wear the pants so they cover the top of the shoe, or cuff them to show that part off. Either way, you'll look great! Cuffing your jeans helps create a modern silhouette and can bring attention to a cool pair of sneakers. Beyond that, cuffing also helps if you need shorter jeans but don't have time to head to a tailor. Make a first cuff that is about 1 inch (2.5 cm) long, and then repeat this for a second one. When cuffing, you should aim to have your jeans...

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Manage your triggers. See your doctor. Ask about triptans. Ask about anti-nausea medications.

You may want to keep ducks as pets, for meat, for egg production or as an organic way of controlling pests in the garden. There are four main types of duck: domestic, dabbling, diving and sea ducks. Domestic ducks are the type most people choose for their needs. All breeds of domestic duck are descended from the common Mallard duck except the Muscovy duck. Non-domestic ducks, or “Wildfowl”, spend a long time on the water and will need their wings pinioned when they are very young or else they will fly off. They require a large pond or lake and are unlikely to tame. All of these breeds are visually appealing and make good pets.  Call ducks are named for the noises they make so be careful of getting a call duck if you do not want to upset your neighbors. They are small and gray or white, and many people choose them for their smallness of size but they are good fliers and will need their wings clipped every so often. Cayuga ducks have beautiful iridescent green plumage and are very quiet, but can be hard to find. Pekin ducks are large and white and one of the most popular breeds of ducks. They are calm and have a relaxed temperament. Rouen ducks have the same coloring as mallard ducks (green neck and head and iridescent areas on the body) and are very calm and sociable. Muscovy ducks are very quiet and have been bred in many different colors. They are descendants of tree birds and thus might need their wings clipped periodically to keep them from flying away. You will want to choose a breed that matures quickly, produces tasty meat and are heavier. Many people prefer ducks with a white plumage because it is easier to get a clean looking carcass.  Pekin ducks are one of the most popular ducks for meat production because they are ready to butcher at 7 weeks, high meat-yielding and have a white plumage. At 7 weeks you can expect a 6lb bird, they are much bigger at 12 weeks (9lbs) but the feather become very hard to remove. They also lay a decent number of eggs in the year (varies according to location- in the UK...

TL;DR in English: Decide why you want to breed ducks. Consider call, cayuga, pekin, rouen or muscovy ducks if you want a pet. Consider Pekin, Muscovy, Rouen or Aylesbury ducks for meat production. Consider Khaki Campbell or Indian Runner ducks for egg production. Consider Indian Runner, Khaki Campbell, or call ducks to biologically control pests. Make sure your ducks can access water. Feed ducks appropriately. Lock up ducks at night. Keep ducks enclosed in the garden.
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You can write out the entire sermon or simply settle for an outlined version, but either way, you should prepare a written plan that you can use when you're actually preaching.  Having a prepared text will usually keep you more centered when you actually start preaching. Unless you're remarkably fluent in the subject matter, impromptu preaching tends to be more disorganized and less insightful. You can write the entire sermon word-for-word, use shortened notes, or use an outline. Outlines are generally preferred since they make it easier to look out into the congregation as you preach and limit the temptation to stare at your notes the entire time. Some passages may seem self-explanatory, but oftentimes, those passages make more sense within a broader context. Include any scriptural or historical information needed to really bring the text into focus.  Think back to the research you did while trying to understand the passage. Information that granted you new understanding should be included in your sermon.   Don't get too carried away, of course. You still need to focus your sermon on the Word itself. Supporting details should be used to increase the listener's understanding of the passage and should not steal the show. You need to illustrate how the text applies to real life in the contemporary world. Give your listeners information they feel can be useful to them as they navigate through the trials and temptations of the everyday.  Start with the end in mind. As you organize your sermon, think about what your listeners need to learn from it and structure the flow of the sermon so that it builds up to that. Directly relate the message to some real-life scenario, and try to choose a fairly common scenario that will appeal to as many different people as possible. By illustrating one possible application of the message, you can help your listeners understand how to apply the message to their own lives.  In applying the message, you should also end up challenging the listener. Your sermon should give your...

TL;DR in English: Prepare the text of your sermon beforehand. Offer context. Apply the message. Practice.
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Letting people know your boundaries and feelings while at the same time allowing them space to talk, discuss, and open up about their feelings is important. Ask follow-up questions during conversations and use affirmations such as nodding, gestures, and agreements.  Look directly at the person who is speaking. You needn't stare at him or her, but you should try to maintain eye contact for about 70% of the time you are listening. This helps communicate to the speaker that you're interested and paying attention.  It can be easy to slip into thinking about what we will say in response to someone else's statement before the other person's even done talking. For example, if a friend is telling you about her awful day, you might begin to think about how you will tell her about your terrible day while she is still talking. Doing so means you are not focusing on the other person. If you're having a hard time concentrating on what the other person is saying to you, try mentally repeating or summarizing what they're saying to you. This will force you to pay more attention. When it is your turn to speak, try asking questions or using phrases to clarify what you heard. For example, if you have been listening to your partner explain something you did that frustrated him or her, you should clarify what you heard: "What I heard you say is _____. Is that right?" This helps keep you from jumping to conclusions or misinterpreting. and modest. Assertiveness and humility make a fine combination. An assertive person doesn't need to shout "Me, me, me, look what I did!" from the rooftops. It is perfectly healthy to accept praise for a job well done or remind others that you made a contribution, as long as this doesn’t become boastful or focused on belittling others to prop yourself up.  Showing humility doesn't mean that you are being weak or demeaning yourself. Celebrate your successes and congratulate yourself when you have done something well. Just don't put down others to lift yourself up.  For example, if someone tells you...

TL;DR in English: Be an active listener. Be humble Use “I” statements. Avoid using “should” or “ought. Use an even, relaxed tone of voice. Invite others to share their thoughts and experiences. Avoid blaming others. Distinguish between fact and opinion. Be willing to explore options. Make statements clearly and sincerely. Use assertive body language.
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For many people, migraines and the subsequent symptoms—including nausea—are triggered by sources that they can control or reduce their exposure to. Keep track of what you were doing shortly before your migraine came on over the course of several attacks, and see if you can find a consistent trigger. Common ones include:  Emotional or physical fatigue due to stress or exertion Abrupt changes in weather Altitude Motion such as from travel Poor sleep Missing meals Certain smells Hormonal changes, such as in menstruating women Specific foods and beverages, including aged cheese, chocolate, red wines, coffee, beer, etc. (also, certain food additives such as monosodium glutamate and nitrates) Your doctor will be able to provide prescriptions to a wide selection of different medications that have shown efficacy in managing nausea and other migraine symptoms. These medications often require trial and error to discover which combination works best to control your symptoms.  If you are vomiting at least three times a day, you need to see your doctor. Vomiting too much will predispose you to fluid and electrolyte imbalance. Be sure to see your doctor if you develop a worsening headache. A bleeding blood vessel might be causing the problem. Visit your doctor if your migraine headache is accompanied by fever, stiff neck, seizures, double vision, numbness, difficulty in speaking, and other unusual manifestations. Triptans are some of the most common prescription drugs used to treat migraines. They constrict blood vessels and block pain pathways to your brain to alleviate various symptoms of migraines. They are available in various forms—such as pills, nasal sprays, and injections—and the medications include:  Sumatriptan (Imitrex) Rizatriptan (Maxalt) Almotriptan (Axert) Naratriptan (Amerge) Zolmitriptan (Zomig) Frovatriptan (Frova) Eletriptan (Relpax) To deal directly with the nausea from your migraines, you can also ask your doctor about anti-nausea medications. He or she will likely prescribe one in combination with a...

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Send cards for the birth of a child. Send someone a card who might need it.

In order to craft an arrow, you will need:  1 Stick Sticks are made by turning wood blocks into wooden planks, and wooden planks into sticks.  1 Flint Flint can be found by mining gravel. When mining gravel, there is a 10% chance that a piece of flint will drop instead of a gravel block.  1 Feather Feathers can be found by killing chickens. Place the items in the following way to craft an arrow:  In the upper 1/3 of your crafting table grid, place one flint in the middle In the middle 1/3 of your crafting table grid, place one stick in the middle In the bottom 1/3 of your crafting table grid, place one feather in the middle Click on the craft button in order to turn the raw materials into four arrows.

TL;DR in English: Make sure you have your materials. Arrange your items in a straight descending line in your crafting table. Craft your arrow.
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Assemble your glass pieces into their final design position. Leave a very thin gap (about 1⁄16 inch (1.6 mm)) between the pieces so the solder will be able to flow into the seam. You can assemble the glass on any hard, heat-resistant surface, but metal work tables are best. This will melt to form the bond between the two pieces of glass. Since most solder contains lead, it's best to wear gloves to prevent accidental poisoning. This can be reversed if you are left-handed. Choose whichever is more comfortable for you. Be very careful picking up the soldering iron--the tip can easily cause serious burns. It might be tempting to lie the solder down on the seams between two pieces of glass and use the iron directly on them, but don't do it. Keep the solder at least 1⁄2 inch (13 mm) above the foil.The best results are achieved by letting the melted solder drop into the seam between the pieces of glass. It will immediately begin to melt the solder and the solder will drop into the seam. Be very careful--the soldering iron is extremely hot.  Don't worry if solder falls onto the glass. It won't stick. If your solder beads up too much, simply run the tip of the soldering iron through it gently. Keep your hands in the same position--one holding the solder, the other holding the soldering iron up to it. Move your hands along the seams of the glass while the solder drips down onto it. Move quickly enough so that the melted solder does not bunch up in one area, but slow enough so that the entire seam gets coated with the bead of solder. You should see a continuous line of solder along the intersection of the two pieces of glass. The glass is now strongly and permanently bonded together. Solder the rest of the glass, moving in the same direction to prevent dripping. It's okay if it's not perfectly even the first time. The more times you practice this process, the more comfortable you will feel and the cleaner your soldering lines will look.

TL;DR in English: Position your glass pieces for soldering. Unroll about 4 inches (100 mm) of solder from the coil. Hold the coil of solder in your left hand and the soldering iron in your right hand. Place the tip of the unrolled solder above the copper foil. Touch the tip of the soldering iron to the tip of the unrolled solder. Move both hands along the seam. Remove the tip of the soldering iron when you reach the end of the seam. Repeat until all the glass is soldered.
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Look through the viewfinder and focus on your intended subject. If you are taking a photo of a person, have the person hold the meter up to his or her chin. This pulls the light reading from the exact spot you want in correct exposure. The sensor is the white dome-shaped area of the meter. It is often on a swiveling or rotating head. Point it straight at the lens of the camera for the best results. This will measure the amount of light falling on the subject. If you're using your flash to capture your subject, and you've set your light meter to flash mode, you'll need to hit the measure button while the camera is flashing. The meter will evaluate the degree of light from the flash and determine the correct aperture and shutter speed for the subject. After hitting the measure button, most light meters will allow you to then scroll through the combinations of shutter speeds and apertures that are appropriate for the amount of light measured. The meter supplied you with aperture and shutter speed readings for correct exposure of the photograph based on the light at the location of the subject. Go to the settings in your camera and input the numbers provided by your light meter into your camera. Adjust the numbers from the light meter to achieve alternative image results. Input a higher aperture (a lower f-stop number) for an image that reveals more light. A lower aperture (a higher f number) will darken the image. You can also alter the shutter speed, which allows more light in with a slower speed and increases potential blurring of any moving things in the scene.

TL;DR in English: Hold the camera up to your eye. Place the light meter out in front of you or have a friend hold it at the distance of the subject of the photo. Aim the sensor of the light meter at the camera. Press the measure button on the light sensor. Fire the flash on the camera. Find the camera settings that the light meter reads out. Select the appropriate settings on the camera.
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If you've just given birth to a new child, you've likely got your hands full. But if you want to make custom cards, including a nice highlight like a copy of the baby's footprint, or a recent photograph would be a welcome and exciting gift for your friends and loved ones. Think of someone you know, or might not even know well, who's seemed down lately. Sending a card out of the blue can make someone's day more than an expensive gift or another token of affection. Making a card for someone who needs it is always a great idea.

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Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word. Use a word.

Think about what you want to sing about. Choose your style. Create lyrics that rhyme most of the time.

How you breathe has a direct effect on the way your voice is projected. Taking shallow breaths uses only the air in your lungs, which causes you to run out of air quicker than you want. This makes the muscles in your throat tense up, which puts strain on your voice and prevents it from carrying to your audience. Instead, you should be taking deep breaths using your diaphragm. In order to breathe for projection, you need to be standing totally erect, without slouching in order to let the most air in as you breathe. The only thing that should be moving is your stomach as you inhale and exhale. If your shoulders and chest rise when you inhale, you are breathing using only your lungs, which prevents proper projection. As you inhale, place your hand on your belly, feel it expand. You want to make sure your chest doesn't move as you inhale, this indicates that you're not breathing with your diaphragm. You should feel as though your entire abdominal cavity is filling up with air as you inhale. Taking deep breaths requires proper use of your diaphragm. To project your speaking voice, you're going to need to be able to breathe deeper and take more breaths. There are several ways to practice breathing skills.  Yawn to open your chest and larynx. Big yawns help us open up our chest to facilitate a deep breath. Stretch your torso while you do it, and make big vowel sounds as you expel the breath to practice projecting as you speak. Laugh. There's a reason a good laugh is referred to as a “gut buster.” Laughing is a function performed by diaphragm, and is a fun way to practice the deep breaths necessary to project your voice. Laugh heartily, using big open vowel sounds as you expel your breath. Alternatively, laugh with your mouth closed. This makes it harder to use only the breath in your chest so you learn to utilize the diaphragm instead. Count or say whole sentences in a single breath. The higher the number you reach or the longer the sentence, the more you will need to use your diaphragm to support it. Being in shape...

TL;DR in English: Avoid shallow breaths. Keep good breathing posture. Breathe from your belly. Learn different breathing techniques. Exercise regularly.
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Vinegar is a mild way you can cleanse your scalp. Start by washing your hair like usual. After you have rinsed out the shampoo, pour a vinegar and water solution onto your scalp. Let the vinegar stay on your scalp for about five minutes. Rinse with cold water. To make the solution, mix one part vinegar with two parts water. Apple cider vinegar can help improve the health of your scalp. It can kill bacteria, viruses, and fungi that lead to dry scalp and dandruff. It can also help remove buildup and cleanse your scalp. Mix ¼ cup of apple cider vinegar with a cup of water. Place it into a spray bottle and spray the mixture over your hair and scalp. Then, massage the mixture into your scalp and leave for three to five minutes. Rinse with warm water and then shampoo as normal. Witch hazel is an astringent that can help remove buildup and residue on your scalp. You can soak a cotton ball in witch hazel and wipe it around your scalp, or you can make a witch hazel rinse with one part witch hazel and two parts water. Leave the rinse on for a few minutes, and then shampoo your hair. When choosing a witch hazel brand, choose one that is alcohol-free. If you have a lot of buildup on your scalp, you may need something a bit stronger. Mix castile soap with a tablespoon of baking soda. Take this mixture and massage it on your scalp. Let it sit for around five minutes. Rinse the mixture with warm water, and follow that with a cold water rinse.

TL;DR in English: Use vinegar. Try apple cider vinegar. Consider witch hazel. Make a castile soap and baking soda mixture.
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Don't wear any type of balm or cosmetics on your lips. Either brush your teeth first or gargle with mouthwash before you play your bassoon. Otherwise, food and bacteria residue can build up on your reeds and affect how they play. Keep your instrument at a 45 degree angle across your body. Holding it straight up can interfere with fingering and playing the lower register. Embouchure refers to the placement of your mouth, lips and tongue when playing an instrument. Place the reed in your mouth. Cover your teeth with your lips, keeping your lips relaxed. Don't bite down on the reed or flatten out your lips. Imagine that there is a drawstring in your lips, and someone is pulling the string towards the back of your mouth, forming a cushion over the reed with your lips.  Your upper lip should almost touch the first wire. Keep your chin muscles stretched downward and your cheeks smooth.  Practice in front of a mirror to make sure your embouchure is correct. Use the tip of your tongue for articulating; for example, accent and staccato. Think of the way you would move your mouth to say the word “dough.” If you are playing very fast, there is a special method for that called “double tonguing.” Repeatedly make the noises of the letters “d” and “g” in succession inside your mouth, up against the reed. Breathe in with your diaphragm and out with your abdominal muscles. To better grasp this technique, try relaxed breathing by lying on your back on the floor (without your bassoon). This is a simple way to observe how you properly breathe with straight posture. Consult a fingering chart and keep it nearby for reference while you are still learning. The whisper key is your left thumb's home base. Don't rest your right thumb on the bassoon. If you want to play sheet music, you'll need to learn music notations. You can learn how to read music and play the bassoon simultaneously by taking lessons. Practice fast and slow air flow. This will help you to observe how air stream affects pitch. Blow into the bocal slowly. Then...

TL;DR in English: Make sure your mouth is clean. Position the bassoon. Practice embouchure. Place your tongue properly. Breathe comfortably. Learn fingering. Try different air techniques.
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Punk music can be about almost anything: a relationship that’s soured, politics, your feelings towards something in general, or just something completely random. If you write a song about your feelings towards something, make sure it stays “punk” and not ‘emo’. Emo is short for emotive punk rock, and is actually an offshoot of punk. We're trying to write punk here, not an offshoot of punk. Make your lyrics match they style of punk you are playing (but remember that  within all these styles there are variants).  Hardcore should be shouted with just a couple phrases repeated, about politics or something relevant. Psychobilly/horror-punk should be about B movies or killing. 77 punk or post punk can be about love or pretty much anything. Most punk songs use rhyme a lot. If you can't come up with a perfect rhyme (as in: seedy / needy / greedy), try using imperfect rhymes. There are two main types:  The vowel sounds of the words are the same (e.g. subtle/bubble) The consonant sounds are the same (e.g. middle/muddle) To make words rhyme, you can also try using an alternate pronunciation. To make “more” and “sure”rhyme, for example, you could pronounce “sure” as “shore”.

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